in general, to be honest, for the first time in my entire life i am in such a space. well, here is a huge two-story carousel kaleidoscopes of emotions to take a breath, you can warm up with hot tea or like this, looking into the gingerbread house of the main new year's wizard. this is my house, you have flooded these beautiful fireplaces and it seems that it has become good new accomplishment of new changes and everything will work out , grandfather’s bag does not seem to end with sweets. as there is no end and emotion. on this street, a journey, it definitely won’t be boring together with the heroes of the most famous christmas fairy tale, bright houses, as if from a fairy tale about the beloved nutcracker, are transferred on the page of the book. this cardboard architecture complements the houses, real st. petersburg around the city. so you want to walk, the frosty weather is bright decorations, the mood of the holiday that is about to come,

nevsky prospekt was decorated with the crowns of the russian empire on the car wash and the fontanka, the bizarre patterns of the promenade on the bolshaya konyushennaya hall are the color from the openwork arches of the new year tree throughout the city. marked futuristic retro no one unlike any other , a whole fairy-tale forest has grown on the spit of vasilievsky island, and the fountain of the winter palace sparkled with multi-colored jets in the fall, the festive season is coming. everything is fine. simply amazingly decorated, the city is such a beauty that e eyes admire and the mood immediately rises. i like 10 points. i really lifted my spirits. i went out in the morning, my spirits rose. we came here for the fair this year in the city and decided to revive the tradition of mass skating, a huge slide appeared right on palace square with five steep slopes at once. few definitely won't show up. and of course, what is the upcoming holiday without real winter fun. just look at the palace slide with a length of 65. m now we will also try to ride on it.

mysterious, cheerful, bright and fantastic, this is how st. petersburg celebrates the new year, walking along the snow-covered streets, you never cease to be surprised, is this a reality or a fairy tale that you so want not to end with everyone. i wish you great. alexey kripanov vladimir smirnov vladislav pasechkov oleg goryakov ksenia ugarova tatyana bakulina pervy canal, st. petersburg that's all for now we are following developments. well, right now on channel one, the club of cheerful and resourceful major leagues. partner igor kvn tinkoff bank tinkoff he's the only one

good evening dangerous it's a matter of performing in the semi-finals, because kvn players have an unconscious cautious, but the desire to already try on myself as a future champion of the major league is

interesting how my name will look in gold, inscribed in history kvn and this is absolutely not necessary to do, on the contrary completely focus on today's bright interesting and based on the line-up of rivals is a difficult game. let's do this and we'll start kvn so, for the first time , the kvn team will play in the semifinals in its first season . for the first time will play in the semi-finals, although already

from the second attempt of the kvn team flush royal rostov-on-don, and now two not only semi-finalists, but also finalists of the last season , the synergy university team called yura the city of moscow, the singer is the champion of the last season above the league, the kvn team which is named after me, only two teams get into the final. although the idea of ​​​​dobora is in the air and while it is 100% no one ruled out deciding the fate of our today's team, the

fate of today's game will be mikhail galustyan how beautiful you are today, as always alla mikheeva after all , it's you and you are not a fantasy ghost. fiction vadim galygin aleksey yagudin well, the most musical placements sergey sergeevich zhilin three teams with great pleasure and absolutely i sincerely wish you good luck. you know, in some games, after the greeting,

the leader or a couple of leaders was immediately determined, and the rest of the teams tried to catch up with those who had taken the lead. today, i am sure this will not happen, because on stage we have all five teams that are the favorites of the public. so the first to start the competition is the greeting table of chulym, novosibirsk region. downgrading oysya you oysya lvovich to do not be afraid of these waters. you don't worry. here,

moscow what was silent yes, wait, people google what a good mood today i won’t go to drown the kittens. here

i look, i'm looking at you and it's right for you. moscow is all hot water. stop well, today in the rocking chair, as usual, without me? let's be more serious, too, there are people behind the scenes. kazakh okay, i'll show you a miniature. so imagine somewhere in a chulym on a fishing trip. a man is sitting.

now he is leaving in a circle, love. okay, even before me from here. so imagine the first working day of the new prime minister of great britain drawing everything, he comes in like that here for the balagan and is angry on the table like that. explain the evil in the air and the hair in the dress with johnson, this is the semi-final, something is needed here unexpected and not thousands. thousand thousand thousand, thousand, look at the team, the table is completely beeping. and we hope you have become deep. maybe by the ponytail, then don't clap yourself. in the meantime, it will show you.

imagine in a strip club in chulym. the mayor of the chulym went to work and remembered that he was the mayor of the chulym. imagine the german authorities came to angela merkel to ask her to return. angela, your country needs you, but you know i quit. give at least advice to collite firewood, the winter

will be cold. surely everyone on the street could to see such a person who loses his balance for a very long time. dad, i got an a in math. by the way, what's the matter with you today? here is the administration of the chulym, yes, a curb on the road. remove any border. which road are you? reflection of your dreams can

not. at the end of this semi-final today , the real head of the chulym came to support us. let's say hello. he is sitting in the hall right now. artyom blow you shalyakin. and again zanykalis, or what? well, it's logical. who got him a ticket? he himself, that is, he is on the balcony, maybe, right? balcony over there no one smokes near you. and there is a man in a hat with black glasses from the newspaper, no, alexander vasilievich , he controls baldis. ah, in short, i know, i have one way how to find it? come on cowards cowards.

meet artyom eduardovich shalyakin. what did the head want to say? yes, the chulyms can stumble, but i will never say to fall again, even if we stumble, we go even faster towards our goal. ah, sir, i wish. thanks

to the next, yura, the team of the university of synergy, moscow, laughs at love, so that you and i are cool. hello everyone, get in touch. the oldest team in this game what yes, this is the oldest, season 3, wait. well, we are an intelligent youth from moscow, you have a secret, when you start using the word youth, you

automatically become not youth. wait. we recently started playing in 2020, when we still went to turkey to rest. when the president of the united states had a messed up haircut, and not disheveled vestibular apparatus, of course, it turns out my longest-running team. and what it gives us it gives us nothing. absolutely nothing we are just less interesting and more expected of us. it's like being married. yes, but they don’t yell at us at all to go out to start or not, but no, as in marriage. good evening valdisments. well, friends, especially for you, a man came here today who can afford absolutely everything a man who was recently seen naked on timati's yacht where do we get such money on stage elon musk good evening friends i flew to russia

straight from silicon valley and i i am very pleased that there are also representatives of silicon valley in your country. some in russia, you know amazing listen, tell me what coca-cola is translated into russian as kind. tell me please, why did you come to russia, i came to russia to study your unique technologies, how does the counter spin in the opposite direction? how do you get home in the evenings on autopilot without a car? why does an electric bus smell like methane? a very interesting thing. i noticed

everyone walking and saying prettier, moscow under sobyanin, tell me where to buy this sobyanin to use in my company. and why did you decide to visit kvn oh, you know, firstly, i found out that kvn is a whole planet , yes, yes, and secondly, well, how could i not marry the yura team, which is named after the first cosmonaut let's go there yes, we are old beds. friends russian post works every year better and has already become an it-company so imagine at the russian post office hello. hello , can i pick up the parcel? yes, of course, the track number is 57, 43. damn, there are more ottomans.

friends imagine a couple who are a little over 45 in the evening at home. good night natasha a maybe shall we have sex? why what does why? let 's have sex? we've been doing it now. junior neighbor sex lip smashed to the director is called in russia do not have sex fit.

they begin to brew their own beer. they go to gorky park to dance bachata. volodya i think i understood everything. be honest, are you gay? look i work from 9:00 to 6:00 pm from 7:00 to 9:00. i'm home. i watch tv at 10:00 pm. i'm lying here what time am i gay? at 7:00 in the morning everyone go for a run . good night. good night mom dad, i forgot i need to make school crafts from leaves. what wake up, how do we have sex?

each quote has two dreams. the first is to become the champion of the major league well, and the second is, of course, to stand up for the pedestals, leading the square. i wanted to ask you if you could help me and make my dream come true for 2 minutes. well , how are you? serious work, come on then say something. if there is us in the evening, this is the krasnodar territory. if there is hell in the world, this is

adler's reserved seat. old, can i put a minute? to hit you guys, calm down, you just need to somehow distract the attention of the audience, and how distracting attention is on television, do not worry. after all, i knew that it would

be useful to bring it here. and what's that? this is a pedestal from guess the melody correctly. friends, well, of course, everyone understood that it was a fake pedestal. we made it for fun friends. bring in a real pedestal leading the major league -no-no-no well, of course, this is a joke, friends. make a real pedestal leading decided. can i ask a question, that is,

we had money to make three pedestals, the host of the major league of kvn and money for my team pants. not enough. it is very expensive synergy university come to us for financial management. igor dmitry dear friends, we thank the government of moscow for their help in organizing the kvnenko friends games until december 20th. kill bring friends until december 20 and participate in the drawing of 200 million rubles. the more friends, the more chances

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beg you in my presence, please, marus, do not call this mug-face. well, what do you want, little kolya, so let's move on, move on to the sixtieth birthday of igor golonov tomorrow on the first next greeting flash royale rostov-on-don if you watch the movie groundhog day every day it

will be groundhog day, but if the film groundhog day show groundhog, i think he will say that it is not groundhog day. but if the movie groundhog day shows a groundhog every day, then it's groundhog day again. and if you watch the groundhog watching the film groundhog day all day, then in a day, you will watch two days at once, bitch. so you listen carefully, because i already know this. he will tell some news like this, and what am i talking about, every morning i read the news, and there is groundhog day. here is a team with their vision of the world of flash royal on stage , buckle up. with restrained eloquence

, i will introduce the team of seryozha, a young kvnchik from rostov, rostik, uh, well, i know seryoga from the very birth he is my father. here i am kidding. kidding. i am his mother. here i am kidding again. why so many jokes? seryozha is not perfect, but let's be honest, you are not angels either. each of us is a little sinful, because everyone at least once washed good friday and did not understand. because you are stupid thinking about this, what to tell you about karen, karen's favorite saying , whatever the child amuses, if only not from me, karen will play this miniature, as my grandfather the shepherd said, i pass. karen karen maybe somewhere now gives birth to a girl with whom you will live like this in the future.

roma why are you sending me a message asking for money? and it's not me, i was hacked. roma, we communicated by voice. what kind of person are you? well, i'm sure with girls. you are generally bad. actually, yesterday i was walking with masha, then we went to my place and opened a bottle of champagne and knows that she told me no. how do you know? nadia, you know, philosophers often compare a girl to wine. here's nadya's beer. i didn't get this joke. here, and also nadia's words on the paradox. hello i can't talk, i'm performing so what is this

incomprehensible friendship begins with iran probably, every wild boar has an acquaintance who says, at my work. dude, there is a very funny one. you would have him in the team, you would have won this dude from everyone. by the way, what did you win in the new season of the tomboy show? or not? i went to ingushetia in shorts. he is really repulsed, he is called prostitutes by grandmothers at the entrance. they are old prostitutes. and this igor is not necessary. i'll become a mystery guys,

vadik has arrived. all is well. it was vadik who just bit him as a child, there is an encephalitis tick. this is what you blew. what are you such dangerous you that, i even did not offend a fly. even if she gets bored. i didn’t like you on the train, on which train did i ride while you were flying on an airplane? everything, go away.

okay, well, how is it written at the entrance to rostov rostov miniature? so, well, while you think, will a romantic dinner succeed if the candles on it are church? see weddings are different, but the guests are always the same. here you got to the zone they tell you a fork in the eye or valera oleg and nastya are a family, she is not immediately visible like a rotten apple.

in some strange way, we did not receive an invitation to your wedding. it's good that we are champions of taganrog in orienteering. you're so beautiful. mom, it's a pity she didn't want to, come, well, not, well, this can also be understood today, as if city day fireworks, we ourselves are here to change. uh, nastya oleg, you are a gorgeous couple. i'm telling you this, not only as a cousin, aunt nastya well, as oleg's ex-wife i love you, and i love you. and our son or our son or daughter?

prepared a verse. come on, this verse. i know from diaper. your son is yours. so what, where is the gift? olezhka nit? you are mercenary. you know, that on savance 25 so today 26. people who came i and took off the salute.

we have noticed that the teams in the semi-final always ask the zhri to take them to the final. it seems to me that if you ask for something there, it’s really what you want, dear zhri, now we have opened a direct flight connection with thailand we want to phuket yes on the one hand, not a single team from the rostov region has been in the final of the major league for 61 years but on the other hand, passion fruit. jury, you

everyone understands what i mean mikhail galustyan you understand karen translate to the countryman. see you in phuket royal flush we're done, are you on your head when the concerts rock? the kvn flash royale team thanks the governor of the rostov region vasily yuryevich golubev and the rector of the southern federal university inna konstantinovna shevchenko, the kvn team named after me thanks the fans, as well as yuri anatolyevich koptsek for their support and faith in the team on the stage named after me.

welcome to the wild wild semi-finals. that a gang of my name attacked me with you, rather, call the sheriff, he won’t come, today is police day he is at gazmanov’s concert that you are sitting, that you are sitting for all of us, they will tear the flush royal turn the table from the blizzard from yura i igor yes who they are your name me they are not mine they are not my team. they don't have anime chicks in the pictures.

hush hush hush hush hush. they go we go, we go we go. i’ll lose from you, but my heart doesn’t want to take seriously abraham russo in 2022 this is the jury that gathered today. you look and superzhorik and superconductor. today we are set up chances

to pass the final, we have, unlike valdis. he has an opponent more serious than a miniature. it seems to us that there are not enough difficult tasks in extreme power competitions. last year, yes, i finally pulled my girlfriend out of karaoke. map unbelievable but no, her girlfriends have just ordered anna asti's song, it's a fiasco. the supermarket sooner or later

sticks to everyone. here is such a woman such cute offal. i've been watching them since morning in my sleep department. i didn't think to look there. oh man give it back me your giblets, why do you already have wings and thighs. i want to collect the whole chicken, it's not boring to eat. and i sketched it here.

are there couples whose relationship is maintained solely through jealousy? has begun again what madam blond? staring at you evaluates. come on, you are a man, you just came to the restaurant as you are her man. you never called me that. seriously, i'll go.

will you have a salad? i'll just take a look, it's already served hot. oh, so some young man. your face is familiar. you didn't buy anything from me on avito. yeah listen kitty. what are you doing? tomorrow after work? are you not watching tv? no, she has no job right now. you are a star, but remember, you are not sobchak. and i am not

an israeli passport; it will not work to hide me. we are dyed, and your hair is debility. and i'm not for you. by the way, okay, you're driving. it's a pity not today. what is this?

to be honest, your fan can't tell you exactly what i admire. dear, why did you learn to parody for me, because i don’t know how to parody zhilin at all. well, don't be stupid, sit down already.

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this is a young man. tomorrow, on the first, the greeting team of the moscow aviation institute, moscow, ends the competition, moscow ladies and gentlemen, before the start of the performance of the team of the moscow aviation institute, please remove mobile phones, tablets and laptops, because the guys may envy. hello engineers on the stage people who don't celebrate halloween because it's hard to find clothes scarier than this. our team is like russian

coca-cola strange crap, but you get used to it. here's the level. or maybe enough of these banal jokes, like we dodik the semi-finals. we must be bright and memorable, like a miner's venus. and we have everything standard. now this one is coming out. hello. dmitry andreevich leader. hello damn, i didn’t think that i would say this this year, but how infuriating that everything is like that predictable. zhen, are you trying to start our performance in an unusual way. well, hello yerevan zhenya is moscow yes, why are there so many russians? anyone

understand what's going on? i'll explain. i calculated everything using the aerodynamic efficiency formula. i found out that 96% of the humor is in the team. it's me the other 4% here's a fat woman. with a violation of the hormonal background, everything else can be expelled. hey, and you take a little on yourself , pasha takes a lot. when do you send your chubby hand into a bag of chips? what are you, not no one needs to be kicked out. look, max is such a funny man that he sewed his own shirt out of kitchen oilcloth. arkady well, a funny guy, arkash tell me some joke, he hanged himself, damn it, you make me sad, somehow you made him do it. okay, the main thing is that we are all different, each has its own advantages. well, what are the advantages of kirill,

in general, i go to the workout, i am engaged in crypto investing and i am fond of the fashion industry. but you see zhenya, unlike you, cyril has schizophrenia. well, we understand perfectly well who the main star of the team, you hear, no one here considers you a star. why did you wear flowers to me in bed then? zhenya, you slept for 15 hours. we have not begun to think. so okay, stop arguing. we're supposed to be one team they're causing trouble, by the way, boy, i got a complaint about you here that you go to the women's shower, yes, i'm a girl. listen to brotherly heart. i told them the same thing, go to your health, well, do not fall anymore. oh arkash, what are you laughing at? there hedgehog

hung. damn, you threw out this collection, he's like a campaign, thematic. you see zhenya how many unusual guys we have in the team, we will easily pass the final . but my calculations, dmitry andreevich, tell a different story, and i trust mathematics more than the person who got into a fight yesterday in the clinic. yes , my doctor prescribed it. play your own kvn dmitry andreevich so okay, don't panic, let's not forget. why are we performing? it's time to glorify science, what we have prepared for the viewer, we present the latest development of russian engineers, the new ms-400 civil aircraft. are you a fool of me

do you make an airplane? where is he just in stealth mode lyosh please tell me why a civilian aircraft needs stealth mode you were in paris and i want there is a truth, one nuance, you can see the passengers. but on the other hand, it was forbidden to fly to europe by plane. and so people fly, sitting in the air. try not to look down. are you seriously not ashamed? it's a shame when you see, well, major league meet the dream team. i scared, i

thought, the trees from the lord of the rings are on the attack. where did you find them? well, we go to the gym together for stretching. i still remember them like this. not even engineer. you just got tall men and that's it. i'm actually a girl. damn, i'm sorry, i didn't notice right away. hey kid, only now i realized how it is with you. it turned out only she is a girl. listen, well, with the same team it will obviously be easier to get to the final than with these miserable ones. you hear even a word, i'll call my girlfriend. whom anya

hello little pig. hello piggy. if you say that again, i'll cut off a nickel for you. hello anna sergeevna that's so normal. as i understand it, you met at kvn, and you are not afraid to meet? suddenly you are from the same mother, so where does the sound come from? anna sergeevna let's not quarrel. what a peaceful bastard of milonov. lord, who managed to offend the son of satan? zhenya oh, did you give us a name? is there someone here? hear you, be careful upstairs, look, otherwise you will fall back, then you will be floundering like a beetle. i see you are the bravest here

now re-educate, little pig. give me the belt. or maybe not. in the same place, then everything will be held on one button. god forbid it will come off somehow at the time when the collectors shoot back started. listen, little piggy, don't touch. i worked as a conductor for 10 years. i can break your ribs with my stomach. what kind of nonsense ribs belly. and this is who i’ll roll you into a cellar in a jar, put this one in the winter , burst these then set fire to it, an eighth grader can smoke there, and then his dad will force you to eat. then i'll move you with a skating rink, like a carpet. selling you don't have onions. at the end of the month, they will knock out with one blow, i’ll knock it out in front of the five, and i’ll put you grandmas to leave home.

i hate you sleeper. you took everything from me shot me with a button. well, let's go eat. guys, when i die, bury me in full growth, do not put me in two. like were you a good friend? seryoga

guys, ask cyril to move away, i don’t want my last words to be cyril move away. forgive me, please, i'm sorry that i left the team. it was a mistake. you forgive me. yes of course, saying goodbye cool, dramatic, ending and reconciliation tick, woman happens. i calculated everything at the beginning of the conflict for the viewer it is interesting to watch, and at the end the murder of the button, which falls into a notebook in which i calculated everything, yes with such dramaturgy. we will definitely reach the final. zhen somehow this is wrong. we quarreled about how to play kvn now. well, as before, the whole season to pretend that nothing happened. so let's finish. the fate

of the entire russian aircraft industry is now in your hands. after all, if we don’t make it to the final, then zhenya’s calculations are not correct and the aerodynamic efficiency formula does not work. the team of the moscow aviation institute was killed while the jury is considering the marks, i want to inform you that registration of teams for our traditional winter festival has already begun, which will be held, as always, in sochi from january 12 to 24 next year. all the information on the kvn.ru website,

dear friends, before we see the scores given by the jury members. i invite all teams to the stage. let me remind you that the maximum score is five points in the order in which the teams enter the stage at the chulym table in the novosibirsk region. 4 5 5 4 4 yura team of synergy university moscow 4 5 5 4 4 flash royale rostov-on-don 4 5 5 5 named after me all the judges

five points team of the moscow aviation institute, moscow four four five five so , please tell us the overall scores of the team of the table and yura, 4.4 points each. my team 4.6 points flash royale 4.8 points my name is five points exactly and now we are waiting for an improvisational competition. this is a game warm-up, where the team will not only have to witty answer the question, but also beat a certain situation in which not only the teams, but also the members of our jury will find themselves. so dear teams.

imagine that you are on a boat. somehow together with you in the boat, it turns out, mikhail galustyan let's applaud. so, dear friends, you see that mikhail galustyan is in the boat with you and he honestly rows and at some point asks. and where are we sailing? guys don't flood the boat, are you? and where are we sailing? galustyan mikhail sergeevich thought, we will not find you sign. where are we sailing, mikhail so many years have passed, and

thanks to kvn you will rake everything. we seem to be holding on. where we are sailing, well, let's go down. where are we sailing to the mountains on the left, mountains on the right, and in the distance, the caucasus, two armenians are transporting gas across the river? where are we sailing? where are we sailing where are we sailing

man? i asked for a khachapuri boat. i remember where we are sailing, only the last three letters. i'm afraid that mikhail won't find me to row. well, where are we going to eliminate zhenya? the reason for the blockage? we release mikhail galustyan with grateful applause. thank you so much. sketch vadim

galygin meets you on the street on his shoulder he has a yoke, he sings a daring folk song and uh. vadim still at the same time, noticing you, he is intelligently interested in drinking. you don’t want to. i’ll go out into the street, look at the village and sleep. don't want to drink cold. i'll go out into the street, look at the village and sleep if you don't want to. get down, brother.

my parents didn't pull me out. where are you going? i’ll go out into the street , look at the village and sleep. if you don't want to, wow, there are two whole buckets in belarus to choose from. thank you very much. the next situation is you are a taxi driver standing in the parking lot, and suddenly alexei yagudin literally bursts into the car and declares no time to explain. okay. no time to explain drive. i'm

not a taxi driver, i'm a figure skater. no time to explain drive. there is no time to explain. victor an did not recognize. so i immediately in the back seat. no time to explain drive. what are you man? it 's a crash test. there is no time to explain that you

have some business. okay. let's have one last kid . no time to explain. it seems to me that the improvisation with lyosha yagodin is excellent. the next situation can be said, just threateningly you are in your apartment, they ring the doorbell, you open it and see the firefighter with a firearm, and next to it, the charming alla mikheeva allochka rises, please. alla mikheeva who speaks in a rather angry tone. well, i'm you

warned? well, we just drank as a roommate , didn’t touch anyone, smoked in bed. this is what i came up with for them. i did warn you. oh allah, you still found a job for yourself. i warned you, wow, this is from what teahouse such a hookah. i

warned you, do you want to scare a hose with a hose? something else , i warned you, and it's you that the ministry of emergency situations warns. yevgeny in the penalty spot i warned you, tell us it's serious.

so the last improvisation is you're driving again this time. you are already on the road. see at the crossroads a traffic controller who makes some very strange movements with his adjusting stick and you understand that only sergey sergeevich zhilin can do this, we invite you to the stage. after sergei sergeevich makes several passes with the traffic controller's wand, he sternly asks a question. where do you drink? am i just standing here with a stick masha where are you going? you don't see me here, i'm just standing there, happy holidays.

well, where are you going, you can't see me. i'm just standing here, i'm in a hurry. allah is waiting for me at home. well, where are you going, you don’t see me standing here, a there ahead, where is the tank pit, right? you don't see it. i'm standing here. there should have been through you 100 rubles. hand over. it is necessary at the peak of form, sergei sergeevich, an excellent role-playing, an excellent situation. sergei zhilin let's applaud the

teams. dear members of the jury, we are waiting for your assessments for the competition situation, the maximum score is five. flash royale rostov-on-don four five five four five table chulym novosibirsk region three four four team of the moscow aviation institute zhenya won this competition all fives. yura team of synergy university moscow three four five named me three five five for the

competition situation table 3.8 points yura four points exactly flush royal and named me 4.6 points each team my five points, exactly the sum of points for two competitions table 8.2 yura points 8.4 points flash royale 9.4 points mai team and named after me 9.6 points

each kvn team chulym table the kvn team of the moscow aviation institute team thanks the entire large moyov family and everyone who creates the future together with us. wagon final sale of the year jump on the final sale of the year to ozone what are you today? thoughtful focused indignant excited passionate surprised calm

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there was no sit down team for breakfast. i'm not like everyone else, i'm rarely the exception. i am out of competition. i lady perfection mary poppins is on the way, goodbye. on the first next sunday. see you. musical homework start piano flush, rostov-on-don as they say a fairy tale, where is my lie? and where is the hint to decide you look?

ilyusha is not the time for fun shakes the princess stole get ready. and we have an agreement with the tatars, we gave them horses. and they deceived you, brothers, they didn’t deceive you correctly, huh? not bad, let's go look at the index stone to the right. if you go, you will lose your horse. well, this is kazakhstan to the left. you go get high. this is also kazakhstan interesting time all roads lead to kazakhstan excuse me for not following

the script. although how do you know how he scripted? maybe we have. here the guys hinted at kazakhstan well, we all understand that they could be other countries, kyrgyzstan continue the old we are looking for a princess, she found a queen. i didn't understand we need the king's daughter then bring the king and wait nine months. we need koschey where the cashier knows.

only he is great. i'm not gorynych. i'm at gorynych. tell me where the guests are. i don't know how i should know. what are you driving? he's in

his castle. are you a drizzle, or what? hold your tongue. well, that's it, you irritated me. guys don't fight. you brothers will definitely go, drink, coffee three in one. and now you will have a little hint, too, koschei is

maybe he's in a bad mood. where is your castle from? yes, i bought one from an old woman, she has now moved to israel. we are bogatyrs ilya muromets dobrynya nikitich and alyosha popovich . i should be afraid of us first, let's see how you deal with my fighters. this is who is my main weapon. wow,

i heard his weak point is eggs, let's kill him for easter i can't wait that long, brothers go away. you are defeated ilya, i am your father. why don't i want to join the goat who is not a goat, and the goat? what makes you think that i am evil? you just wanted to kill me. are you good? and i could have killed you, but i didn't, why is that? i'm evil, here you have a fairy tale principle kissed the sleeping beauty and they lived happily ever after. what are you alluding to? have you ever tried to kiss an unfamiliar sleeping woman in ordinary life? and what happened next in court? so you did, supposedly a good deed

made laugh not smeyanu. now she walks ugora stop. the whole district can't help me for it. have you ever asked her if she wants to come back. you want to come back no, the king has no time for me at all. well , i give these flowers every day. damn, you're so romantic for that. this is what, it turns out, the world is not divided into black and white. yes, but you were not supposed to say it turns out. it turns out that the world is not divided into black and white, but you're smart.

how difficult it is sometimes to distinguish a lie from a hint. now, if we tell you that we do not want to reach the final, it will be a lie. but what we want in phuket is a hint. i hope everyone understood everything. michael, you understand. the future team performed for you indian ocean. we're done. the chulym table, novosibirsk region, is invited to the stage. now domestic tourism is especially popular in russia, but not all cities in

russia are ready for this. so at the chulym airport. so let's pull it harder, hush, until cheboksary is ready to go. oh, look, the chairman is coming. make way for the road. healthy eh, how convenient it is to leave everywhere with your door, everywhere is my office. so you three quickly into my office. explain to me, please, why everyone flies away from your chulym and no one arrives. are you generally aware of how russia is actively developing domestic tourism. hear, yes, what kind of tourism do we have? a person rolls down every year, well, now we are already a ski resort, so tell us what we have in chulym. you do live here. uh, well, we recently opened a karaoke in chulym. oh, you're thinking too narrowly. oh

, how i see and think your karaoke went. hello pashka go there white roses ordered. and i have it here. oh, i'll cut the salad myself. ai. hello, i drank and ordered my mouth. yes, the text is underlined. frost to you with backing vocals, cross out i go to these doors. stop again. a little warmer than a rose. i am white roses, i am trouble. sorry

, i've been watching you from the vipka. what kind of karaoke is this, where modern songs are something like, wherever you are, you know, everyone dances with their elbows , everything that i will get old of this song for years, 10. oh, you didn’t sit all so fashionable. okay, the texts, but the screen is where the screen on which the words run. oh, it's easy, artyom. where did you get the tv, found it lying on the wall. in short, tell us what else is in chulami. well tourists can attract the place where we are we bet on running about the traffic light there, just today is a corporate party, well then, let's go to the swine. welcome to our corporate party today, our

pig farm has an anniversary so to say, piglet are you congratulating your colleague? so that they stand on grunting, so that their tails are hooked in the dirt, fall on my face. well, the feet, they probably did not forget the butcher. and i give you the head of the holy to tears us pig farm. this is the norm, let's raise glasses with compound feed.

that's all we can show in the plague. the first tourist arrived, who arrived, it seems host of kvn maslyakov no, khrustalev yes, no, there is no peephole, how can i understand you? ok. valdi is sleeping, so this is not a tourist; he has been performing at your pig farm since the eighty-eighth year. see welcome to chulym please come in. hello, come here, please. thank you for coming to chulym . kuda first of all, let's go to karaoke or

stay at the pig farm. let's go straight to the airport to the airport such an airport. and he will definitely fly, i don’t know, no one has complained yet. agree symbolically, it turns out the accident began your career, accident and end it. okay, okay, i'm kidding. i'll fly with you where to moscow then? we will also fly exactly exactly. well , let's fly well, where will we aim for the final, and we will definitely hit, of course, valdis himself , he leads kvn this year. he generally lucky words goes.

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what where when is the winter series of games? in their musical homework, the team of the moscow aviation institute decided to show the idol of all the engineers, the boy in glasses, who survived and continues to survive harry potter, they

alone. harry potter lives here. you have a letter. everything is fine. these are our musicians. i'm harry potter, seriously guys. what kind of harry potter are you?

children, right? maybe after the game we'll go to someone's house to eat a roll and drink soda. listen, well put in your harry potter something about aviation okay. dmitry andreevich would be so stupid naive muggle right away, lord, right here in the side now. damn, i knew that this was the exam, in fact, it’s not necessary for hell. production and operation of aircraft engines no, i'm bumblebee well, firstly, not bumblebee but

dumbledore and secondly, that's enough, maybe a fairy tale for us. what is this halloween in the village? we are characters from harry potter yes, what do you have here chubai will do? i'm not chubais, i got out of my face. yes, yes, he also said he flew to vnukovo. so cyril , why are you without a suit, and i’m in a suit, i’m a brownie dobby kirill brownies live in apartments with grandmothers and drink milk from a saucer at night, but everything coincided . oh, well, here's the spitting image of harry potter , why is he i told him right away, they don't have them.

boy yo-my are you something no, well, you are the edge, because you generally read the new laws. yes, you will leave in such an outfit for longer than dawn from russia that's it, here you will be hermione, i will become the most capable a sorceress and i will fulfill all desires, damn it, for the first time i see a person so strongly charged for an escort. so we show everything about the plane. and you no longer interfere with us, the light will be played, to build a russian plane with a hacksaw, a lot of coffee.

no, i'm talking about the ingredients, but i understood 16 tons of metal 4 tons. plastic 40 kg, glass studded electronics. all the russian plane is ready. satisfied , now leave, do not disturb us, we have the final battle here. well hello, brown, death came for you did not expect. damn bro, look at me of course expected. exters i don't remember spells, but imports from parallels. what are you doing? i don't know, just some other options. lada largus damn it, it does

n't even work like a spell. i remembered the spell of movie theaters. he just folds himself and the whole movie. now a coward in this way the guys defeated voldemort with the latest composite wing developed at the moscow aviation institute. we may not get to the final for you andreevich and what, pashka, are you wearing your pants backwards?

felds arkash don't cry, we'll save mine. need to climb into the wound and remove the button. and if she's deep, so let me. damn, the kid on the cheeks of lvovich no, he probably already did this. damn damn loved daddy's girls so much. i didn't know that the button would kill me. wait, it seems that the button got into something, some kind of leather thing, and there are pictures of khabarovsk in it. inside, i know the money.

let's finish. you see, zhenya can’t calculate everything, kvn is such a thing. anything can happen here harry potter can be a two-meter button, it can hit the host, but the most important thing is that even a young team can go to the finals, because in the knick at hogwarts if you are worthy, everything is possible, yes, even steal a wallet. be sure to return the moscow

aviation institute. okay leave it to yourself. on the yura stage, the synergy university team moscow friends mama mia is a popular western family musical, but in order to make such a musical in russia , you first need to figure out which of your relatives you have. so, a russian family musical. mom who is this? it is very nice. hello. it's all. now your family wait.

and now we will explain everything to you who is who. this is the point for all you will be. hello my husband's blood. my husband's uncle is now your native prague. my father-in-law ruslan will be testing. show them to be mother-in-law. you try. well, who knows, because he does not understand. yes, i ’ll tell you more simply star dad for him in my life i won’t remember it. who is the scheme for? wait, do you

really know this by heart? it's just that in kazakhstan everything is much simpler. this godfather, yes, this is nine. and this is the sister-in-law, friends. love mother-in-law. this is the most understandable relative. friends, all biographical films about great bands were invented about frontmen, but they do not always play a major role .

group whose songs in the nineties sounded from every iron, so people went crumpled film don't kiss me everywhere 48 i already this scene will be keyboards hands up alexey potekhin so i say, let's see him. you have the same set and in popularity somewhere in one to one. yes? in this room. and you, so tomorrow you don't know how to play the same way as he does. well, that's all, come on, there's a finger, well, that's it, quietly for a day, yura went and channel one presents a film about a group in which everyone was normal, except for potekhin the case is time, but where is potekhin now? and i won’t go on stage alexey potekhin, in the sense you won’t go out. what are you

surprised about? you just insulted ilyukha. in the sense you insulted me . well, let him call potekhin, perhaps that all the fat scammers. yes, zhukov was the main most recognizable, but potekhin wrote songs, played songs, stroked zhukov's trousers, nothing pancake reminds. dear friends, appreciate those who are next to you, maybe they are not so bright, but without them you would not have succeeded friends, do not forget about the second people, because without the second there are no first and this will be confirmed to you by artyom kit the second of the group mband group mband these are old roots alena torganova, the second from the reflex group tatyana ivanov the second representative of the moscow communist party and khrenyov leonid leonidovich dear jury, but you don't

forget your second people elena fishing is the second person after mikhail galustyan in the team burnt by the sun. orchestra of sergei zhilin ivan bukin world champion in figure skating, but second in a pair with ala mikheeva in the ice age program, second world champion in figure skating in this hall well, the star of tonight is the second from the group accident valdis you see, potekhin everyone has arrived, and you couldn't. can i have a question? well, that is to find money on a bunch we got the stars. what about panty issues?

the kvn yura team thanks the university of synergy represented by the president of the synergy corporation vadim georgievich lobov and the rector of the university artyom igorevich vasiliev a. also , the moscow developer, a construction company, we support the high-quality construction of residential buildings, and the msc developer supports us, no one has

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first lightning we have one more musical homework left, this team is named after me. the criminal world has changed, more and more influence is gaining family feminist. that is, you come to me me a face mask, but you do it without moisturizing. a face with a scrub will never

do botox, because you get hooked on it before you have time to blink, and you can’t blink your eye. they hint that our place is in the kitchen. well, that's how they got our address, looks like we got a rat in our women's gang. you find her and finish off the donk. they've captured our favorite location for a photo op, hell no fitness club, meanwhile a fitness club. ts sandwich

military hall is all shouldered. here we are fat let's remake this download center. well, what will daddy smell change? then women's football, and then that they will learn to be friends. a sexist won't let that happen, our next target is the main karaoke women's lair the next day at karaoke. let's arrange a dimineist,

we wanted a real hell in karaoke, we'll bury her there, son. well, breathe. what do you sing in karaoke sober? yes, dad, i love to sing, that a man should sing only in one case, if this song gaza strip is 30 years old and he is 30 years old today? who came donkoploska donka? turn around great now search her. oh, let's dance in this city too

crowded for the two of us. i'll rip out your call. i don't need support. besides, i ambushed you. i knew it. because he sent a rat to you. damn, the answer was right under my nose. i mean, while you were working for us, you were actually working for them, you fucking erdoganster. i knew it, i saw it. he took showers with us. we will

destroy you. what have we done to you? we had an agreement. we drive cars, you tram. we cook barbecue, you do the rest. we snore you honestly, too. you're really covered, i'm a policeman. so you're a rat and mole yes, i'm cool, so rats. and i wrote everything down. all this time. i had a microphone. here it is. moreover, you all had microphones right on your cheek, moreover, it was all filmed on cameras, moreover, you did all this right in front of the essence, moreover. well,

now i'll kill your mother, what's your mother's mother his mother's my mother? yes, your mother. i am his mother, your mother is your mother. we were one happy family. happy, but then, you got carried away by moronic slide show. how could you come back to me, i will give you everything . the time will come, and you will take the place of your father, as if i didn’t vadish, otherwise anything can happen. that's right, stop talking. now i'll blow your brains out, you won't

succeed. you don't even have a gun. oh, who didn't buy it for me? and most importantly, everyone has one i walk like a fool. what is fighting with a woman, and you should have cholesterol correctly, my mother told me, sleep with your head to the north. no, enough light. well, everything, now i will make you suffer a feminist. i'll pay the bill for you.

happened what was supposed to happen sexists and the feminists were wiped out, only their son survived. he founded a new family family adequately.

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we know the scores, we would like to hear your opinion on today's game and for this i want to invite all the teams to the stage. a very good semi-final. i would like to note the kvn team named after me. i really like your humor very stable. i sit like this all the time, i mark with chopsticks, where it's funny, where it's not funny, you have it funny all the time. well, except for e is not a warm-up, how is the situation, well, in the situation is weak a little, but there is something to strive for. uh, in improvisation you will stretch and in general it will be cool. and

so all the big fellows are very funny, and my team is just generally super. good luck to everyone, who made it to the final? who didn't pass? don't worry, see you sochi. thank you so much. thanks a lot. mikhail is a high mark, considering that today you were the strictest member of the jury. alla , i ask for your word. a firstly, i would like to thank everyone for such a bright semi-final named after me. today i fell a little in love with you, so, and then i wanted to celebrate. uh, the flash royale team i really like. your kind of humor in halftones and i really liked it, grandfather pihto here again. thanks to all. good evening friends, the game was a little fun, it was a little

lacking. i don’t know what got me into it, enthusiasm for the muscovites, a wonderful team. today i once again confirmed that in youth it is really good? this is my team. wasn't there today. it's just that there were some benefits today . today valdis played i don't know more than in the last few years in kvn i mean , uh, wonderful great team table. let's thank them. today they were the most sincere and a little bit open. here, well, there is not enough, probably the level to compete. e with humor. here. well, especially when it comes to reaching the final. and, of course, my name, that is, always stable, always fun. thanks for the game. thanks for the viewers. thanks to all. alexei

good evening everyone. well, firstly, i congratulate everyone on such a bright semi-final, it was a very interesting and rather difficult game, and our scores showed both ups and downs, but since there are points there is a team. there is a jury, so it’s still a tournament, and i’ll speak in phrases, probably, the teams here, the team from chulym said that you can stumble, but never fall. and if you stumble, maybe even faster you will inform. e until the final further, but, in my opinion, i don’t remember the phrase. but if you are worthy, you will definitely pass, i am sure that the worthy ones will pass the final. thank you sergey sergeevich zhilin dear friends, first of all, to all of you. thank you very much. i once again had

a wonderful evening. i received a charge of excellent mood and very uh, good positive emotions. thank you very much everyone let me briefly describe your impressions. briefly, i will try to tell you that the first competition began and everything went well. uh, number one, number two, number three. uh, i already decided to give everyone five. here comes the fourth number of my name and the whole picture changes completely, then mine comes out and confirms the changes in this picture. i don't know what to do sixes. no , it means i had to somehow change the situation for the first three numbers, and that was the hardest thing solution for me. e for tonight. in general, for me, in the first place, the name of me in the second is very close to the first. and there are certainly still mine and uh. thank you all very much guys. well, now

let's find out the ratings so, a maximum of five points flash royal rostov-on-don. five five four, four five table chulym, novosibirsk region four five four, four five team of the moscow aviation institute yura team of the university of synergy moscow 5 5 4 4 name me all the judges five points please give us the final result of the game table is 12.6 points.