friends, nothing prevents us from starting good luck to everyone. well, let's start friends, as usual with the greeting that the kvn team will be the first to show us today, we meet the red fox vladivostok? team from vladivostok hey moscow look how we do three banks in the city heroes found humor god found each other in this building waiting for us to start the game nine thousand kilometers economy on a rocket he is ready for the moment. moscow

roma where are you? did you find golf? yes, the campaign all the rail operators left russia. nobody needs them right on the border with kazakhstan roma you at least the rules of golf, you know, well, purely intuitively, i know what to beat. roma golf is a game for the rich won, ask someone and fat, he's a fool. yes, baldi knows a lot of rich people. open mouth. vitaly get rid of the ball. l. well, yes, he has a nickname atm, then he accidentally ate 20,000 dollars, then he gave out 400 dollars. now let's open this atm. kharibanov you can't

park here, why are you inside the building, you moron? and where does it say in the rules that you can’t park inside the building, and i’ll show, and i ’ll show. i'll show you. and there is. ah, park on health. happy journey you. grinds from this madness sing no question. parsley

wanted to go through the final, we'll fix it. here is your cross. show me your russian passport. every time you mock us, we decided to replace you with someone. this is the legend of russian wrestling. anton you will find a wooden job, stop

talking like my mother, otherwise i will rip out your spine and play through. breathe anton how much free time do you have? i apologize, in front of all the wrestlers in russia, specifically in front of you and where the second one is now , tell me, this is my fists. i said if do not play along, he is not offended, well, hold on. what is this pain? real pain i don't like real pain is that all this time i've been doing some fake bullshit. this is also pain. it appears when you

jump on men at the age of 35 in leggings. i just wanted to surpass my parents. and what do they do mother parkour father break dance? i understood everything. i will go to a place where i will become rich and very famous. i'm leaving for gorodoki, you do n't understand anything anton now the final pass igor the final is not the final at kvn life ends. i am like this, i don't want to. i am 30. i need to find a real job. well, what do you suggest? well, look how many respectable people. let's think of something. victor, we are

not direct tops of channel one. therefore, i propose a plan to unite together. well, yes, no, and there is no transmission. lvovich i noticed that you don't have so many tops on channel one. and you are a busy person. here, literally ask for time off to sit at kvn. who are you asking anyway? conveniently. come on, you go on vacation, and i will be the general director of channel one. well, look who i manage. yours is hardly worse.

i love coffee very much. roma to reach the final of the major leagues this is my dream, dear jury, please don't ruin my dream. it blurred something again to beg and beg, everyone is sick of it already. it's just that only at kvn it happens, but i have never seen messi lose in the semifinals of the champions league. i approached the judge, said, score in the final, but here we have been playing for 5 years. and he stands up

to the chairman ilf and says, yes, psg scored fewer goals today, but what a gorgeous song about mom. in general, we decided we are adding psg zero point two tenths of the goal and invite them third to the final, but harmless. well, what should we do? now? yes, do nothing, dear sons. well, do not get fooled by this bullshit, let's do it. yes, yes, no, no team, red sheet. thank you the next team that will make us happy in the

greeting contest is the khanty-mansiysk autonomous okrug, yugra, and specifically, the city of nyagan severyan. take it off so everyone can hear. i say take off your headphones. let's do it again. left right left and hands, two three four times, two, three four and forward smiled and back smiled out. roofing felt scared

stopped stopped. i said tolya will say something now. are you completely idiots? northerners and what did you start with a bad start? are you the smartest arthur? kirill is smart with us, he learned this street from lenin. and he studied at brezhnev seriously expelled kirill you better told about our city a program available to lies to young families. maybe housing

and benefits? talk about nothing he saw. what form of the us team where the world cup chose, see. what's wrong with her? are we influencing all us elections? at all will you chew gum? where are you going, and tolyan sing a letter to you.

maybe dance sing dance, uncle valera will not return. here, uncle valera, the man said he would leave the family and left. why did we take your cunts at all, actually? i can play the harmonica. too bad they didn't find the accordion. yeah, i can play the saxophone then. it’s a pity they didn’t find the saxophone, just as they didn’t find it here. i say the saxophone, i can play the double bass here is the double bass what else can you play? okay, take out the harmonica why didn't you take it right away? and how would people understand that you are mediocrity. well, i took it

sing. and i have been playing the harmonica for many years now and no one notices that the finger no, get out of here. well , let's fly, let's chat. what am i saying, let's go to the poetesses. calm down and happy new year with new happiness.

this is what the new year is just in a month, like, so far away. now even santa claus does not think. i don't understand you want to defeat tolya. are they fleeting victories? what do you know about transience? meet the new prime minister of great britain solve the problem. good evening, before you is the first person of great britain. wait, what is your main is your prime minister? by the way, i have

a present for you. wow, this bag is for you. and the snake and the snake to the general director of channel one konstantin lvovich, here's another reptile for you. enough is enough, how is enough? i just became prime minister. enough. i said guys, you understand that to win this is not enough, we need some powerful final song, calmly, i have already taken care of everything.

did you just take a number from belarusians? they are our rivals. i thought they were our allies. or we don't know. you you understand that it's dishonest dishonest with

the help of the choir to ask for the finale, yes it is necessary, as we finish on our own. friends today, all teams want to go to the final. and we are ambitious, we would win the semi-finals. and then the jury will decide. northerners, well, that's how we love love me. we thank the government of moscow for their help in

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ate the sturgeon, didn’t finish it, they take it, the mower used to study it and went. yes, there are no rumors. about me only does not walk the earth. now heard. they say a bottle in the summer there are such cases heard. presents its premiere in the greetings contest, st. petersburg behind every great man we always have beautiful princesses in the place of the great dmitry now. well, behind him in the wings already

four poets. you and i, sublime poetry gives rise to feelings in us, and the poetess, like a work of art maria burlaki on the wolves, if someone asks for financial tenth romne, bring her requests to the stage, lenochka beauty. after all , her watch is already ticking so hard that it just melts. and veronica mona lisa is some kind of mistake. no, you can't tell that it's a stroke or a smile a masterpiece, so no

soup. eugene bathing a red horse, why i beg your pardon? yes, the displacement is just the same. well, what's next vasilisa shut up? let's ask, maria better you read something about autumn, sad time for this man's eyes. and there are nine christmas trees, and there are nine christmas trees, and you rummage through masha’s life at first, everything, like in the movies with this dark virgin, what do you think, how many men does she have now alone? well , two are just about, but take a closer look at nine christmas trees. maria is a furious pheromonster so veronica you have prepared something for us modern fables

read, oh, so for a start. open up your vocal apparatus. yes, not kolpakovsky coca-cola from chernogolovka. in the yard, grass on the grass, firewood and all in china so read fables. boas and kirkorov boas and kirkorov spent the night repeatedly. let's have another one. the spider and h&m the spider was sad such a network is leaving veronica there was nothing on a larger scale to eat in the belarusian language perfectly by the clock all the time.

and if there are children in the hall, but children's creativity, leave it to me. if korney chukovsky wrote today, then aibolit treated completely different modern diseases. the good doctor aibolit is on pills he sits himself, but everyone goes to him for treatment, from birds to a socialite and a bug and a worm from a coroner heal everyone he will heal if he pleases and came to the aibolit, macaque, i have a panic attack. and

a rooster followed her. i emotionally went out and a dream came to the aibolite, i had an obsessive-compulsive syndrome that was not binary , a sheep is a bull, whether i’m a woman or a man, and flew behind him, explain the aphid, why do we live for and came to the aibolite, two geese, i not in the flow, and i'm not in the resource. and then the diplodocus looked in, the dock would have slowed down with pills. and aibolit said to everyone in response to the unrest of the occasions. no, you don't need medication. just know all the traumas from childhood. zodiagnost i ask you to pay 100,000 rubles as soon as possible. hearing this impudence, all the animals

roared indignantly in an instant and the whole forest went together to the mfc to receive compulsory medical insurance , and at the end, alexander vasilyevich maslyakov admitted in one interview that he also once wrote poetry, but burned them, it is known that manuscripts do not burn. we found these verses and believe that the work of alexander vasilyevich maslyakov should sound throughout the country. i announce on the go i’m only going to my son’s kindergarten, but how well they lead. spent the game in different socks no one saw ahaha

this is good. oh, the legendary one, we start kvn for whom why do we need to add in the morning specifically for whom ? for years, young people have been complimenting me empty, that's enough. stop telling me that i'm good. you just want the ending. and let the strict critics say it's not true. well, the epilogue of kvn wrote the fate of many, and we added lines to your alexandra vasilyevich.

we continue the greetings contest further dr. house in it, almost everyone loves this game, everyone for something of their own, for which here dog, and you first what is not there no not all at once hello moscow

produces parmesan chips and i'm generally so inattentive, i listen, they fidget. well, of course, the game goes on for half an hour. all right, get your phones out. let's take a quick look at the news. and then back to kvn and we and we, too, sakh, maybe our jokes are no longer jokes. let's well, immediately next year , new banknotes will be issued in russia. oh that it turns out the old ones can not be returned? if only karpin had extended the contract, well, it’s clear, the russian team hasn’t been loses. what are you looking at? yes, here

is something in the european union again, disagreements about the feeling will be worse than before. and the forest would not interfere with them, of course. all right, enough news, especially in rubber moscow time is not rubber, so it didn’t exist anyway. by the way, yes, we respect how we could properly prepare when there are only 41 days between the games of one fourth and the semi-final, which is 984 hours. consider yourself returning from moscow to mogilev 8 hours 80 hours accept the fact that you are back in mogilev 5 hours food 400 hours sleep, but ask why we have so much time for sleep? we just don't have enough food. 1 hour work who? well i'm sorry okay 1 hour sex who? well, i'm

you, damn it, who do you work? i'm a state employee, otherwise i thought, you can't joke about you. but it's all about everything, we had 48 hours, and this is 17 days, well, 10 days it's clear to make this video. there were seven days in total. here's what you can do in 7 days, in general, who created the planet in 7 days, well, they believe in him. he is also talented. and in general, some people did not name vasilyevich. so, how would he perform, well, it turns out like a duba in turkey short and funny, let's start. raindrops accidentally dialed a message on ernst's phone to khrustalev , you're fired. ah, send

belarusian cosmonautics decided to develop. so, in the office of the director of the mogilev elevator plant, damn it, boys, well, up to the ninth floor at most. next, i myself. yegor creed is studying the schedule of school holidays in order to arrange his concerts here, between mateshka and fizra, you can good evening, who called the police, i want to declare him missing a person, who was missing yulya solomonovich gusman three days have passed, even a little more you know there, but what does he do? don't know. where does he live? i don't know where he works either. well, i don’t know, but who

knows, i don’t know how you know, i don’t know. special signs say a lot, maybe that's why it may be gone. who are you to him, and we are a kvn team, he is like your teacher, like, yes, but he didn’t teach us anything. and why are you looking for a number about him to show? well, it turns out they showed it, it turns out they showed it, it turns out. you can search, it turns out you know better, right? maybe you have something else missing, well, the northerners stole the final number from us. why well, that's how they are and in kvn that she was gone. but synchronized dancing has gone somewhere. well, we

found them. and you say we don't do anything, keep going. guys, our third semi-final, and we already played as beginners, and in the second season we played. honestly, now you need to win and you offer something. well , let me remind you of the situation with the second competition in the game, a competition where the jury on stage with some kind of props play out the situation while the teams think about why they were given four. yes, there will be such a competition, so i propose to rehearse the situation. so wait situation. this is an improvisational competition for guys, any improvisation in russia is rehearsed. therefore. let's get it. everyone will be cheerful, and we will be resourceful, go. find all the props, so he's clearly somewhere behind the scenes. so actually lvovich

speak. this is not according to the rules, but our lawyers have studied all the rules of keolon. yes, they are not. yes , that's what we found photo zone pylon and throne. uh-huh and if this props is not on the situation, well , you know, here some team will not have a very interesting homework. everything let's think here on pylon with whom there may be a situation. well, i would like to live with mikheeva and would not like to live with us, right? so pash it takes a long time to really invite someone, and so maybe the belarusians will wave again a man from st. petersburg. mitya , could you help us rehearse the situation, and choose some props for yourself, and we'll just rehearse. so the situation in the office of konstantin lvovich ern a man of genius in one evening managed to take two wrong places. come on, what are we other props.

choose or maybe try with another jury member. come on. so, you see, vasiliev sells bricks, right? and why do you have taste? pasha stop mocking the man. okay month, actually. thank you for helping us rehearse the situation more or less. we want to say that we respect you, because you are the personification of all kvchiks. after all, we all come to kvn. this is how we then try to unwind, there is something and even some kvn workers sometimes occupy very large chairs. yes, but where is mitya now, and now you are spinning around here somewhere , something is spinning. thank you

in short, guys, right after the game we'll go to the hotel for a little drink, oh, i already forgot when i last drank, but don't drink like that anymore, then we'll sleep. tomorrow we will buy a ticket to the railway station in belarusian and to mogilev why are you telling this? it's just that all people ask me one question, what will happen next, so far we have only such information. thank you while preparing the next performance. i want to inform you that the registration of kvn teams for our traditional winter festival has already begun, which, as usual, will be held in sochi from the twelfth to the twenty-fourth of january next year. all details on the site kvn.a.ru with a credit card. tinkoff platinum. you will have time to give more and create new year's

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gambling sauce, because soon we have a new year's eve stringers on wheels tomorrow on the first the next team in the greeting contest, representing the oryol state university and it is called rovenki as in heaven as in paradise there almost, in short, you will like the levels if you pass through at night. kitties

well, how do you like our anka, uh, a woman kissing juice , as much as a linen. what are you rovenki? well, the missing link between a partner and aspic. oh, you know, we have a level, as everyone is now experiencing bitcoin is falling. but we don’t know what it is, but suddenly it’s on us. well, it's better to talk about it. look

what domestic energy sources are. it is not clear whether he has an uncle prosecutor, or at his home. well, how do you try, at least tell me what it is. well, yoshi-matryoshkas, this is something from easter egg hatched. a man on a

russian folk list, so what? for such entries. officially, the year of folk art is not valerian, not global goats, but the folk tree-stick. well, what side are you to folk art? a person has a saying for any occasion of life

, well, for example. and yet, for all his cases, only this is suitable. by the way, kolya is still not interested in sex toys made of clay. no, if you are so boring, then they also work like whistles.

social dentistry was opened. still wait a second. well, that's nice, okay, i understand, i'll be more gentle. thank you for your understanding, doctor. where is our hole? listen to the earth, friends, well, mankind has been granted sight only for one purpose, so that you can see the latest tv good afternoon, dear

viewers and children who called the queen of spades and the swearing gnome in front of the mirror. berg went through puberty. and our shows will open, where is waiting for us, while the husband goes into the bushes. wait for me here. thank you for your support, right? today's weather forecast will not be leading killed by lightning.

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will receive two more issues for trying to escape. like any broadcast channel, we end our release with good news in our zoo , the elephant is about to give birth, breathe, my good breathe marusya let go, i accept the companies. go cut the umbilical cord. do not boa the umbilical cord. beat the kid on the ass. i'm his moron, i'm his moron marusya well, what are these good news, until we meet again, we worked with you, i'm

victoria and the insole from valuev's right shoe serves. the earth is buried in you. friends, but we are simple people. yes beautiful we don’t know how to invent metaphors, so we say, just like life, you know love to the blood. it's like the smell from the refrigerator, here. there it is, and it's very strong. orel

state university rip juice youth hallelujah well, that was the last greeting for today and we are waiting for the jury's evaluations. we are waiting together with the teams, whom i am calling, now to this stage. maximum for a greeting of five points, the first team was red fox vladivostok four five four, four five points and then northerners, nyagan, khanty-mansiysk autonomous okrug, yugra four four four five hungry four well

, wait, wait, we still have two contests ahead of us, then the team. kvn poetesses receive a greeting five, four five five points dr. house mogilev five five five five all judges five points, and finally rovenki oryol state university five five five four sergey sergeevich gusman so we are ready to hear, uh, the average score for the first greeting competition northerners 4.2 points. red fox 4.4 points

poetess and rovenka 4.8 points each dr. house five points exactly so we continue friends at we are next in line improvisational competition situation. and in fact, in a variety of situations, our team will now take part and, if possible, come out of these situations with humor, but, and our judges will help them in this, the first situation is you as a car service worker. meet the client, which turns out you know vitya viktor vasiliev well? so you walk into an auto repair shop and you say something like this . well, how is it, my swallow? well, somehow my swallow, he is leading kvn. how is my

swallow in the muffler still? guys, how is my swallow from the leningradsky railway station at 21:45 today? don't forget mitya. well, how is it, my swallow? so how's my coffee? vitya thank you very much. the next situation, did you call the plumber? and now you see the doorbell ringing on the threshold of sergei sergeevich zhilin sergei sergeevich be kind to us. sergei sergeevich you must say a phrase, when

the door opens, and you could play the nocturne on the drainpipe flute. you could play the nocturne on the flutes of the drainpipes i can only you do not wash off the bushings, please, yes? and you could play the nocture on the flutes of the drainpipes. have you come to fix vasiliev's swallow, huh? you could play an actor on a drainpipe flute no shit you have requirements on the voice you could play a nocturne on a drainpipe flute. top 300g could on downspout flutes . and you could play an actor on the

flute of drainpipes sergey if masha needs everything to be a conductor with this stick. you could play the nocturne on the flute of the drainpipes i'm worried that your place is empty, maybe gusman is hiding in the hall. i think that's all sergey sergeevich zhilin thank you very much. the situation will be, i would say, quite a household one. so imagine you are walking along the lobby, you have to explain what the lobby is. recreation so you walk down the hall of the office where the cleaning lady washes the floors. alla sorry, there were no options here. so alla mikheeva, the cleaning lady. yes , you

. where washed? say thank you that kolya did not take off his shoes, but here he inherited even more . where is dad we are there allochka give please a woman like you should not work. no. where can i be washed i'm a rag bravo yes, lord, where washed, allah's fable and a mop. oh, why did alla washes the floor was the situation of embarrassing morality, do not take a parking space. where washed?

okay, i don't care. here the belarusian rag was not seen. the next situation , this time we are walking down the street where valdis pelsh, enthusiastic, is writing a sketch behind an easel. you pass by, of course, you throw it there, but inadvertently glance and then the artist says, it

seems to me that something is missing. and a second. it seems to me that something is missing. and if something is missing, then, most likely, the northerners stole it. it seems to me that something is missing. well done. i love connoisseurs of culture so much, would you like to draw nature? well, something is missing. tell me honestly before ernst you draw. it seems to me that something is missing. oh, you know, that's not enough at all. well, i think something is missing. yes? draw me another one and a half billion, please. well, something is missing, the tattoos

have already been painted over normally. it seems to me something lack of talent. it seems to me that something is missing. oh, how you thin ernsto allude to guess the melody. it seems to me that something is missing. their points are missing. well, finally now the last situation is the football stadium. ah. you, as a player, break through with a sword to the opponent's goal and suddenly hear a familiar voice from the podium. hello, are you going to play today ? are going to

konstantin lvovich well, come back, well, you 're going to play today, and i thought it was necessary to dance to your tune. so red fox. are you doing this for me at all? this did n't work either. today you are going to play football in your comfortable office right on the luzhniki stadium. i also want this.

and what are you going to play today? in general, a man is going to play today, you can not interfere. we are burying belarusian football. are you going to play anything today? let's go to fifa look what a cool tap. you're still not going to play again today, but after the ratings for the business card, the hike, no. and you need to play this konstantin lvovich let's immediately t-shirts change. you've

decided not to start today. all friends thanks to the teams for the next contest, and i suggest our judges to evaluate this contest, i remind you the situation, maximum 5 points. let's start with five four five, four five points severyanin five four five five five points red leaf five five four, four five points for the competition situation for the kvn team rhubarb five five five four,

four five points, and finally doctor house five five five five points, well, let's find out then. uh, average grades for the situation and the sum of points for two competitions, please, red sheet, poetess and rovenka 4.6 points each. not 4.8 points. dr. house five points exactly the sum of points for two competitions northerners and red leaf, 9 points, rivne poetess and

rovenka 9.4 points kvn team doktor house thanks the team of jsc belarus potassium kvn team northerners thanks for their assistance and the support of the governor of the khanty-mansi autonomous okrug of yugra, natalya vladimirovna komarov, as well as the head of the city, nyagan, ivan petrovich yamashev, from a tinkoff platinum credit card. you will have time to give more and create new year's magic. get a tinkoff platinum credit card with a limit of up to 700,000 rubles. and we will deliver it today to tinkoff, he is such a holiday begins. let me sing something for you. but i love the song about hares senya about hares, this is

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homework will be the first on this stage to enter the kvn team northerners, the city of nyagan, khanty-mansiysk autonomous okrug. yugra watching wrestling is the time to show some sports drama, but the intelligence of the guys is only enough for fairy tales kolobok to find out the champion. well, what a god, you

can’t pull yourself up even once. but i can ride a bike without hands. gingerbread man gingerbread man i'm here alone gingerbread man why do you need this box to become rich? i'm tired of looking how you, an old woman, scrape the bottom of the barrel and sweep with a barn. i want to look at the sea of ​​palm trees and girls. and also, grandma, we will restore your sight, though, you'll see. just bake my hands well. we will help you grandfather. take out your hands now we take on the handles, but somewhere now two guys are eating with their feet and we will box. yes, then the hands of marat basharov do not fit. why is it empty here? i mean, there are also hands here, but i don’t see them, they see them, only biden. well, which

ones do you choose? do i need to think? oh, i want these. i believe in you kolobok because it flows in you our blood is true, right? when my grandmother and i were preparing you, she cut her finger. well, let's go and make ourselves a champion, shall we? the path to the championship, you see, all this is done by athletes. he can't box anymore, she can't box anymore. okay kolobok ahead of you waiting for a difficult fight. but i think you need to practice, so i called you a few guy partners. so

hare. wolf bear you will have three roles you will have three roles? hooray, i defeated front rivals. you are my republican. are you ready to the most important fight with faces, who is a ten-time absolute boxing champion? who are we and gentlemen the main fight of the evening in the right corner of the ring kolobok in the other right corner invincible first round

kapets, as fast as the leaf once as prime minister did. have you forgotten bread is sacred. yes, this is some bullshit. i will not participate in this. this is not some kind of boxing show for sure, but we will choose the winner in a sports show called a party. you know that a sports show is the best defense is condoms. so the first task is attention to the screen. what sport is shown in the picture is boxing? no, this is judo and ju after one zero is true. the main thing is to continue the party. you know, a sports show went into the locker room cured a runny nose. so the next task is attention, listen, what

is this song about? it's about athletes. no, it's about ksenia sobchak and we have a winner becomes a champion, and you get a prize, the belt vasily utkin fuck off sorry kolobok didn't make boxing champions, and where i was from bread and i don't end up like that. friends, why did we show you the story? kolobok well , it's just that the final is coming soon, and the final is like an expensive feast, where the jury is dear guests, and the teams are expensive gourmet dishes, but no matter how expensive the table is, you must agree, it's not without bread. northerners, well

, this is how we love me rovenki thanks the governor of the orel region andrey evgenievich klychkov, as well as the rector of the university alexander anatolievich fedotov , for the support demidov, as well as the government of st. petersburg represented by governor alexander dmitrievich beglov. next on this stage. e in the musical homework of the poetess, the st. petersburg state university of industrial technologies and design is

on the verge of closing in connection with the departure of american films to cinemas in russia, but fortunately the theater is eternal. st. petersburg james chamber theater presents a production of opusta's terminator and sitel sit today, then slava went muscular and naked strong was a moment that i remember, all of me looked, just knocked him down after her. he 'd rather explode here. you finally, i

told you, fuck it. if you kill drilling, everything will always come back if you are a truck. we will see. evgeniy, the team from st. petersburg has not been in

the final of the major league for 10 years. that is why we have attracted the cultural forces of the city. sometimes just one person is enough to show the scale. so meet the most famous poetess of st. petersburg polina sibagatutulina. good evening this is polina, the author of the legendary lines mitya made a sandwich only for you freak, freak. by you keep secrets, but i won't interfere. polina give us advice on how to get to the final. ugh final. well, it's stupid to rely on humor, if the entire composition of the judging, with a pleasant exception, is almost completely male, i'll tell you this to my friend. you must give me laughter. you

must give rise to the desire that the jury would like to take you for this hairstyle and break the resistance rudely and unceremoniously quickly drag you into the final. so listen to the task to seduce the jury, but they are all married. so after all, this is what is needed, which means that someone chose it means. there's something about it. first-on initially, we need from the first to the first ernst, let's spell everything out, there are four in it, as many as consonants, so it's important. there are four more consonants here. so, our hearts go out here about once in a while so, in short, vasilisa what are you doing at the beginning? well, i'm going to go straight, a very blunder, but you acted

in honor of this door to get caught. maybe only in cunning snares. so you go to ernst, but at the end of the path, turn off and move on. go further to retirement and be afraid of the picture, as if the mouse was given out, the mouse will be mitya khrustalev be so patient. here you are in the arms of a dumpling. the stove, of course, is enchanted. and here it also froze. let him be jealous, let him crawl now, let's strengthen it. we effect further who on the list zhilin zhilin is clearly not two-core. we will pack such a luminary for one or two. so you're his neighbor came to him for salt. such a musician must have a g note. you lure zhilin epics with a conversation, then se-bosi.

then something about the notes, like lam on these forces, these notes will definitely touch the stagnant strings and the dormant veins hitherto lived on their souls. everything, pack badik. but uh, chill on edge, how come it's not me again? yes, now vasiliev viktor, i know him very well. you see, he sincerely believes that he is the spitting image of jude law. so come quietly. say, god, god. how is it among the jury, we suddenly got jude law. maybe take

his autograph, take a photo as a keepsake. yes , enough for memory, not for a camera. and when it all melts, judah victor is already ours. but there, the frost of furious will not show only the appearance. here comes the ring. masha is skipping contracts. subscribe general ern, total experience writhing, he has a very instinct. you, too, he, according to his position, cannot sign anything. and here, as in the best films, they fly out of the car from the hands immediately. all of a sudden, all the papers, even rhymes from such tension here suddenly appeared to us. it seems somehow they will not please us. r100

crawl next to masha and collect some papers on all fours, but he is a gentleman man. and a man with a capital letter. he is a galantine, tactful cavalier of three orders of four yes, congratulations thank you uh-huh well, how can he indifferently look at masha's torment in general will not sit down and will help the lovely lady. that's all. now you are ready to get to the finals and take second place. maybe a little higher no higher shines in me. well, i've been there twice , if you're from st. petersburg yes, and poetess at most, take second place, i went.

the epilogue played three games. this season we have known the taste of victories and the bitterness of defeats put three points in the three finals of speeches, but each time the final turned out to be false what we wanted to say read between the lines, st. petersburg culture, poetesses ellipsis you called the aid fund major, how can i help?

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friends, and if it’s a day off in rovenkovsky dk, then you should visit the rovenkovsky circus, good evening, a contagious children’s mushroom is spreading around the hall, so everything is ready for the show, well, nothing gave the smell in our circus the same as in the usual one, although we are animals do not hold. no, this is not erdogan at the grand

opening of the gas hub, this is illusionist nikolai . you think the trick didn’t work out, you just can’t see your nails, and now the fearless and merciless spellcaster of drunks will demonstrate their skills to you. it is impossible

that in our circus there are no fences in the arena, but don't be afraid the games will never attack people who smell like a jaguar. help our circus take care of your self-esteem, therefore, instead of strongmen, a sucker will perform. well , everything, the lung burst, it was necessary to tear the phone and the reference book there are three pages. you

can sniff with one lung. once again, i repeat to you, everyone can do this. want help i remind you that a camel that beautifully spits through its teeth today will not be at the funeral of a crime boss, but she is invited by a magnificent trainer.

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nikolai has not yet uttered a single sound from the stage, but today he will say the final words. he decided that this event should be beautiful and pretentious. don't worry, this is not the first time kolya has been imprisoned on the spot. here it is the imported dreamwor logo. ks come on, kolya, your finest hour. have you forgotten your microphone? kolya, oh my.

oh, listen, guys, well, of course, it's a pity. dasha, we will never know. what did i want to say. kolya here. yes, somehow we won’t find out, he even forgot his words oops. we will all be there. well , it's probably about him. rovenki oryol

state homework red list, vladivostok friends, and we realized that we were absolutely not talented, and therefore we decided to call for help from a person who understands music. at the last game , sergey sergeevich zhilin helped us, and therefore we decided to just repeat so meet waldi with the stove. wait, i didn't suit you. why didn't you eat? why didn't they live? because we decided so guys,

don't you want the finale at all, we really want pepper. yes, that's enough. in general, what the hell is she like in kovyn? it’s easier to joke, come hundreds of scourges from all over countries and joke about a person who spends more at lunch than you earn in a month, where he went to moscow for a five-hat. you understand that he is the host of the program sing in the kitchen by the whole country, well done. may i take you on stage, please? frost, frost, not frost, stop what are you doing, and how else are they singing in the kitchen? what, you didn’t watch the program at all, you sleep there, baldi just sits and watches the people in the kitchen sing. and sorry, i did not immediately understand the essence of the transfer. so, of course, we are sorry. well

, let's help us, you can play the piano to play? i'd really like to help you, but i don't play the guys' piano. of course. i am roma, generally a highly intelligent person. you suck the soul of a monk in 10 seconds. vaughn can on the guitar. i would really

like to play the guitar, but i can't play the guitar, of course. well, maybe you have something else, you also know how to play, of course, what you just played. this is tsoi. no, this is igor. at first, i also confused very funny. maybe well a little balalaika is becoming predictable. a bear

well, if there is no difference, let the boy get high, yes? well, what do you do in life in general ? yes, but i'm a candidate master of sports in skydiving. so if necessary. yes, we really need it now, don't we? dmitry will help us tremendously, you can somehow send everyone in that direction so that valdis will surprise us wow, wow. wow seriously triangle through wrestling are you allergic to popularity? i'm definitely cooler than valdis. i'm a star; he doesn't help you in any way. he doesn't play instruments. in general, his show will go to the

kitchen of the whole country. this is a ruling. even the kitchen is fake there. guessed the melody you are the melody pain pain, what's going on here? and i knew, i told you i need to watch more latvian wrestling. and there is a sledgehammer we upload. why are you sleeping on channel one, he reveals his talents. maybe now it didn’t

work out right, but in general, after so many years, great to you. thank you without you. so cool, it wouldn't work, you can sit back on the jury . rum. why did you let him go? haven't done anything yet. i won't refuse anything. i won't refuse anything. hey

many christ you want to tell. red rice and anton deryabin three-time champion russia by towns thank you and now the final performance for today is the musical homework doctor house, the city of mogilev, the republic of belarus in the afternoon, almost everyone loves this game , everyone for something of their own. stop. you didn't even change the song

. and why is it good, i don’t understand that belarusians don’t use everything good once, but the guys are a serious game. yes , calm down semi-final to the floor. hey fool, in general, the teams have seen. you understand, with whom i play today, with whom with you. yes relax you now anyone from we will ask the jury members to help us and that's it. oh, do n't, let people rest at least at our performance. now we’ll show some fairy tale and disperse. what a fairy tale there are many other relevant ones, what topics, well, now i’ll show that here we’ll go about politics with our trump cards, what trump cards are everything in the selection jack well , we are responsible for the international agenda , i don’t even want to say the second word. well, the question is up in the air. it hangs, it dries

up, it falls off, you don’t touch it, but everyone is interested in our opinion. leave your opinion in belarusian station. well, actually we are teams from another country. well, in general, yes, we are teams on the other hand, it turns out. only we can joke like that. announce. and where are you going? actual production based on the famous work of mary poppins so somewhere in europe dear a, where you have been outside for so long, a suspiciously strong wind has risen there. what kind of europeans do you have a good american roof? mrs. mrs. good

evening mary poppins no no, i'm in the world poppins who, and all the time you need to explain, and in the world everything is not simple in the economy there is no growth a person always sees even the blind in the world. clearly not. no, no, i'm sorry, but we didn't expect you. and i always appear where they don’t expect me and where you flew to us from russia

now only on an umbrella from there you can fly away. i mean, they're getting better, but we heard that all the brands left them, even mcdonald's, but they have a delicious point. and as you know, everything is the same, only people don't smile. so everything. and for a long time you will come to us well, i will winter for sure. yes, you are doing only strange. well, why also people, here 's a turnkey career sheet for ladies, now i'm leading one more little man. what is very interesting? lost control of himself it was awkward for the viewer to see everything through pantyhose it was

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very interesting, and after qatar you where then i immediately go to america, i am also a nurse. and what will you do there, but we will sit and talk remember good manners. and what will happen if they remember, then the wind will change and everyone will finally be told the long-awaited poppins in the world goodbye. ugachi. farewell men. friends ah, the future is in the game today, the only team that has already been in the final. we want to say that getting there is not as difficult as we describe it. if you

work out for a long time and are in good shape, it will also be easy. how to get into a basketball hoop with a ball is simple. stand copper, then at the installation you will say that we are now engaged. just loosen up a little. now. calmly approach to concentrate and feel like ernst at the olympics everything is fine. it only fails in the end. again come on, you're not not i saw such balls, only when the school check came further here, poor fellow. i have been studying for 8 years, where to beat? friends, what we want to say is that we will never abandon kvn because

we don’t know how to do shit anymore. everything that got on the first channel. and if you did not betray the dream, can you get it in heaven? so the last performance in the final competition is over and we judge only evaluate this competition and, of course, sum up the results of the semi-finals of this season, but before that, i ask you to command the stage.

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some fox ate him at the end, and poetesses in general at the beginning of the game. it seemed to me that you were hit by a skating rink and it would be very difficult for you. but no, i don’t know how it will happen here, what will happen next, this is also a reiki intrigue, of course, energy, with which you exit. this is some kind of madness. you may not say anything. you are already from alexey cherry for his song thanks, separately. here is a red leaf, a red sugar office leaf. i remember guys. well, belarusians. you are my favorites today, because it seems to me that in the world all this is relevant, thank you, and valdis be less kind. i got a lot of positive emotions today, firstly, it's nice to beat people, especially when you strike wrestling champions. and secondly, today i sat beautifully on my knees, charming girl and i looked,

dear friends. gorgeous belarusian musical. thank you very much alla mikheeva first, i wanted to thank all the teams for some fantastic pleasure, because you are great poetess. you are a discovery for me today. you are different, but cool, then i wanted to note in the situation, of course, the best teams for me were the northerners and mogilev, you are great. but, and rovenka, of course, there is no equal in your crazy energy. i love your dancing. thanks sergey sergeevich zhilin dobry evening, dear friends. i don't remember what the program is with my participation, but every time it's getting cooler and cooler. that is, i get more and more incredible, uh, pleasure, a wonderful mood.

thank you very much everyone. and i will allow myself literally two words about the final competition, but you will forgive me, guys northerners of rovenka well, well, it's cool, but somehow there is still a musical competition. here's something i'd like to hear. it's like singing, and then, when the poetesses came out, well, you killed me. with this ballet on the theme of the terminator, just completely right away, because well, it was worth seeing. it's just that thank you very much. and what happened next. this is generally a separate story and uh, of course, doctor house there are no questions mary poppins in the world of poppins yes, yes, yes, and before you left the policeman, of course, i was in first place, but my fives were distributed like this: your first is your second red speech. look,

like so thank you all a huge chairman. but in order to win this game you must have at least three qualities, first, be talented, well , uh, the big leagues are not talented do not fall. you all go through here. secondly, ah. you need to be smart, well, fools do not reach the semi-finals. but thirdly, even in kvn, experience is needed in life, and in these three qualities, doctor house was the best today. thank you very much, konstantin lvovich well, dear judges, please be kind, prepare and show marks for your musical homework first on this stage came out ah, the guys from nyagan, the kvn team, the northerners, please evaluate them. four four

five four, four points, and then the poetess, if you please, five five five, five, all judges five points exactly. and rovenki oryol state university five five five five four i remind sergey sergeevich gusman red fox vladivostok primorsky krai 4 5 5 4 5 points. and finally , the guys from mogilev were the last to perform, doctor house, please, its marks 5 5 all judges five points, the final result of the game, the northerners, was 13.2 points. red leaf 13.6 points

rovenki 14.2 points 14.4 points doctor house 15 points exactly in this way according to the results of today's game, the kvn team doctor house and the poetess tinkoff bank hands the winning team a tinkoff black card with the amount of 500,000 rubles. the tinkoff black card is a cashback for real money purchases, interest on the account balance and a convenient application. dr. house and the poetesses join two more teams in the final. let me remind you, this is a team named after me and the team of the moscow aviation institute. these four teams will be with us in

final, for sure, but i want to appeal to the chairman of the jury konstantin lvovich r100. you know, today, the first team that performed said what kind of final with three extras. which 0.2 points sets will not.

the voice of the people the voice of the sky rovenki are passing so the finals are attended by the kvn team named after me, my doctor house of poetry and rovenki, that's all until we meet in the final. play kvn for now.

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