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tv   Dzhentlmeni udachi  1TV  December 30, 2022 11:20pm-12:56am MSK

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good morning evgenyeva. how is vadimka not indulging? travel card
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hello elena nikolaevna good morning, hello. comrades, attention for a minute today, breakfast in kindergarten is canceled. igorek is assigned to the commanders. igorek, you will be with us today commander. i beg you. take
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space spoons in your hands, refresh yourself, thoroughly the rocket will not return to earth before lunch. it’s not a trifle for you to dig into your pockets from a car, i’ll buy it with a tape recorder, let’s go to a suit with a low tide.
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we are ready to take. where to swim? we are not afraid of gray wolf gray wolf gray wolf, where the three-rooted lips are an old-old wolf, we don’t paint a gray wolf gray wolf, gray wolf, the poor stupid wolf walks with joy
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wolf. well, now, too, the gray wolf and the terrible gray wolf of all piglets know a lot. well, what do i like? thank you, but you know, it's much scarier. i am an evil and terrible gray wolf. i in pigs know duty. hello dear comrade troshkin, sit down robbers and we caught congratulations with nothing helmet. they didn't have it. i went through everything there . and where it is they do not speak are silent, but
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there is an idea i was asked to talk to you. listen to you. so, we stick a wig on you and draw a tattoo. why is it brilliant because my own mother can not be distinguished? who is who, i don’t understand you, lord god, my trial has already been given to these two for four years. well, it's so petty. and this, with which i confused you for 8 years there in central asia. and this is near moscow . now it’s clear, lord. they think that you are him and you will find out from them where the helmet is. now i agree. no, i don't agree. why yes
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this is funny. what can i say. and what can i say, you will say that you went to the conference for a symbolism. not no, i can't work. children, i have a christmas tree on my nose. and generally unethical is ethically unethical. it is with us that they are bailed out with them, they take them and re-educate them. but it’s necessary, as in turkey in the old days, they put a thief in a vat with shit, only his head sticks out and can go around the city, and above him is a janissary with a sword and every 5 minutes there’s nothing on the chan so if the thief doesn’t dive his head from his shoulders, here’s how he 's been in shit all day and dived like that when it's warm in turkey to run away, right? telling
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lies is good. maybe you can try it right looks like a good one, but that one is evil. where is my bed? do you need to take a better place where is here? listen evgeny ivanovich i
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told you four things near the window. focus on partial memory loss. if they beat immediately knocks on the door.
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hey you, you, why did you throw away my things? it's you will sausage, sausage radish.
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oh who do i see. don't you think that your place is near the bucket? what's this?
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it's ok.
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we always carried a hill in a bag, came with a bag, left, as they took us there, it turned out to be it and not. i myself lost immediately with a scythe, but a little what is so immediately oblique? don't you remember? i don't remember anything on the train. i fell head down in the shelf, hit, then i remember, there's nothing to call names. i can't see the field. court. i remember how they took the helmet ; it happens that once i got drunk, the police woke up, i don’t remember anything. well, i think, wait, you, how did you
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come to moscow. do you remember? no, well, they settled in some kind of chicken coop. did someone come to you? well, you said that wardrobe. but then let's go, listen, please shut up built, there is a camomile, i remember, i don’t remember.
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my job is to raise children, they run around the soviet union with your crooks. the colonel calls me and says if these two are not muscovites and do not know the names of the streets. they can show them on the spot. let's give them a fake escape and they'll lead us to the helmet. unless , of course, you can persuade a comrade, troshkin. if you can't, i drop everything, fly here, grab a taxi. and he says i don't want to. yes , i don’t want to, why do i have children every year and every mom, dad, grandfather, babushkinsky district, you want me to walk around moscow with such a face, yes, even in such a company, by the way, and grandmothers, i
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ran to yours this morning and told them that the symposium was extended for two weeks. 10:00 warehouse chauffeur is my man, and the money is ready. stay where you are i know they'll catch you. how your money itself will be ours. yes, an uncomfortable trailer so that it would not be imperceptible, when i notice that yours climbs the tank to leave.
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it's time to
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move forward
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close. i say
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faster faster.
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no need. we're going to crash like that. why are you doing this? i ask you to take it. major new series from january 2 on the first handle
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don't you understand that this is pointless? what do you think they slipped through the hose. where are they then? no, there's no hay here, i know it myself. or maybe you forgot something again? maybe not yet? what is good cement? doesn't wash off at all.
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why were you running? everyone ran and i ran. well , tell him there was no such arrangement. as dog? it will break right away. okay, we'll take it with you. how long did you have one year, and now three more
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fast ice? yut escape article 188 with me
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i do not know such. and what do you want?
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eat hunting. very hunting and in prison now dinner is pasta. from here, out of place, i'll be right back. could you lend me some trousers for a few minutes. our things haven't arrived yet, but i need a goat. then
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do you understand what's going on? i envy your colleague from moscow, 83 kindergarten. so there are four of us and all the managers. like, tell me the cistern where we were driving turned out to be cement by accident. outerwear fell into disrepair is not very embarrassing. i beg you, please. lending 19 rub. 40 kop. it should be enough for two days.
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i like it. it's coming, only i have a request for you, we will work at night. we are your 20 rubles please put, well, at least in this bedside table, and hang a lock on the door, when we pull everything out there, this door will be free, we will enter here and take our salary.
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like this. the horses are off.
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take it off shame on you comrade. if we don't want the bars again, if we want to get to the helmet, get, today, that's all squabbles stop not playing, not drinking, do not steal without me only by name, even when we are alone.
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you are skin. at this jump, a radish will crack at the first nix. come here, fedya. sit down and take the paper. a good person to split means, to betray to confess the jump of the dash the robbery has written down. now tell vasya everything
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that you said to him earlier normally in the civil language. at the first danger , filonishka does not swear. leave conversations. dropped, bastard here.
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maybe they killed him ecology 8:30, he left hotel and put his team in the city stadium at 9:00 purchased four training suits from a department store at 9:20 their employee approached him, and at the moment they are moving towards us at a very slow speed.
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oh, about hunting to sleep. maybe i'm dying, petrovich said, and so we stick out here in full view, like three poplars on plyushchikha like a dog that you spit jackal i'm a lousy kid took money from a kindergarten robbed. what kind of cultural was found and when did you dilute yourself there at the dispenser with gasoline and urine? prison
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here, sign the money for four daily allowances apartments. clothes thank you. and why for four i have to carry vasily alibabaevich with me. if you now arrest those two, there will be another reason for suspicion in moscow, you will live at konny lane, house 8, and the apartment. choose any house intended for demolition .
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thank you three four falls wine, great
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you yourself christmas tree they tell you. there was not.
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there were puddles, maybe a monument. the monument was whose monument? well, i know, some guy with beard. i don't remember. sits who well, man, is this yours? card
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i told you that i tied up talking. i told you better not come, i say i said. i told you i'll bring you down the stairs . well, don't be offended.
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what do you need? like to eat sit down to eat, please, well done. and something delicious happened.
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we were just standing near kursk, being flooded at the front, we threw off our heads. a christmas tree was born in the forest, it grew in the forest. was it winter or was that slender green? and now she came to us dressed up for the holiday and a lot of joy. brought it to the kids. let's chervonets, please, kerosene stove. i will buy. primus is a very thin fire, maybe
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there is a charm. oh mom, who else is it good that we washed him, do you understand? we have a tradition every year on december 31st. my friends and i go to the bath. they are from the bathhouse, went to the airport to see me off with
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, perhaps, we'll go, wait, what a muck of the same oily fish new year is close, which means the irony of fate or with an easy guy. oh, warm, i went on december 301 to the first to the first. shoes
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don't go there, go here, otherwise your head is sitting hit. you are on the third, you are on the fifth.
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jackal i'm lousy stealing everything i'm sitting here on the nix. already stolen. well, i went. hello
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white swan, did you watch well, my wife and i took a vacation at 54. and waved to moscow, she dragged me all to the ballet. where is she now? died i
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died. here i want three women's shoes, size 42 43, 45. what a fool.
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came to you, do not want binoculars. here sleeping in the toilet. nadya came to me. please receive.
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tomorrow the square at the bolshoi theater five. excuse me girls, did you make a mistake by any chance? well, where does she catch us here in a lady's body, and here's another one. send
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money money to lie, hands, old woman, old woman i hold. idiska i will answer you. i said come, bitch. this law has long been known to me, i am interested in a world without songs, but even if the daughter comes in the morning, she will know for sure and from the
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basis for sadness. tomorrow will be better than yesterday. wake up in life, for once did not let out a smile, i'm here. laugh at yourself. oh no fighters please. because you can’t return what has gone back, only there and there is no back what is now incredible. tomorrow sure to happen, wake up and fight. wake up and my try in life at least once not to let out a smile. no, cow, i'm looking at you or not, wait. you, well, tell me, how are you,
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where are you? well working on a ball bearing got me out. it's not funny, aunt not funny, where in the country we will live alone agreed now. who is this? we were with him in the orphanage together? offended means. you know that this is the center, of course, a reputable thief. but why are you with mishka, he saw what not that we flew, how
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delighted. are you with him? what is he now think? envy will envy. in the morning to work in the evening from work at home wife, snotty children well, in the summer of course. 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 1
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2 3 4 1 2 higher higher, legs not pylon, break three four times, two, three four, one two, one, two, three, four, one two, five in the middle, and t4 everything is fine and one two, three, clap, one two, stomp, one two, you, that many knees do not bend 1 2 1 2 and op, op once sat down on two well, and now we turn to water procedures. ay-ay-ay, it's beautiful. good good. i have a runny nose. only you you know. and the songs are crashing,
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bitch thank you yes, elena nikolaevna, so far not a word to anyone about what they saw in moscow. why was it like this? well, it's something like a competition for the name of the best barmaley. excuse me . eat served. i told you not to touch anything. tool
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hands show hands. wash and eat.
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do not touch anything with your hands, do not make fire. you learn english from everyone so far
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i'll come and check, if you don't learn the blinkers fall. hello hello what good fellows
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cleanliness order? but my husband for nothing do not force to erase. i'm calling. what is your name? lyudmila yes, we are looking for. how
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interesting is that? take me with you, because you have some positions that do not require special training. well, a cook or something else, here i have one friend who is also a scientist, he has a three-year education, and he draws a ten in half an hour so you can’t distinguish it from a real one.
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the check showed that there is no helmet at the addresses indicated by the accomplices of the associate professor. the last version remains prokhorov the cloakroom attendant of the concert hall, however, check this version didn't make it to the appointment. prokhorov appeared probably. i suspected something from work, quit my job at home, i didn’t show up, i had to look for it. and a thousand apologies to you, thank you so much. take off the wig. wash it off, you bastards. go home. meet the new year, thank you very much, and today we will return mine to their place. i don’t understand. and
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if this cloakroom attendant is found, we may again need evgeny ivanovich, i would like to talk, but today a white man escaped from a colony near moscow to the center. unbelievable but true, so you stay in this kind is dangerous. still, the new year is a holiday, they also tried in their own way, then to find it outside the city. yes, we forwarded your letter to sheremetyev's wife. here is her reply to him. do you promise? pity such a good woman.
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good man comrades came the new year. i wish you that this new year you have everything in a new way.
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anything can happen? but know. wherever you are. wherever i was. i will always remember you. i will definitely find you. and now to understand and then how does he say? oh wow, what did i do? well go on
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home health what for, i don’t have a house and fedya will come in handy ahead. this is thanks to you. this is for you. also public holidays on the first understand the joke this year. it's like carrying a check. difficult,
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well, you mean dzhambul. and where does the jamba come from, because it's warm there, my house is there, my mother is there. okay, let's play like that then. so i'll go out. what are you not hide it, then i'll come back and find it, okay? you found more helmet. fedya
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, and i'm a little mouth for you . why, like a dog? vasya vasya well, the bloke hid himself and hanged himself. himself
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came. i feel, i always feel i need to save. let's go nothing, give him warm valerian tea and
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let him sleep. thank you, it hurts garik again . hello, dear, dad, we found out that you are in prison and were very happy because we thought you were dead. interesting what kind of infection did this frown drip with? and my mother was happy too, because when the letter came, she cried all day, a she used to say you were a test pilot. and i'm still glad that you're
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alive, because my mother says that you are good, but weak-willed, definitely weak- willed. general money go taxi dumped a radish. well , you are not ashamed of people like you? you are 40 years old, more than half of your life of fear and nothing human, come to your senses, before it's too late. here's my advice to you. why lies
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you can see. how much did i have? one year how much for the escape will give? three how much for a kindergarten and an apartment, but let 10 how much will it be? i am for some lousy 14 years i will endure this viper. which the old woman laid the well. you do what you want, and i'm going to the police. you
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will endure it until the day you die, right? i have hey where are you here? shall we clean the carpet? well, that's what comrades finita la comedy, first of all
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i'm filming this, look. i'm on time and that's it. i'll get to work and get settled. brick laying or an english translator i know. where does he do it? everything seems to be bypassed. i told you a crook, i had a runny nose to dive into such a cold
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when he cuts you, well, when they took us, do you remember when you came? i say i'm catching fish, and you dive 30. that he then made a breakthrough, you said i'm catching fish in the hole. how do you know how to swim ? he hid the helmet in the hole. that's exactly what, look at him remembered. they have a good man, the second rubion in malakhovka, why were you silent at the bottom? at least he left a note when he hung himself.
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there is no nifiga yes, there it is necessary to dive at the bottom. and why am i like that, so immediately oblique oblique? vasya come on. well, tell him to climb himself. i cant. to understand who only gives a refugee now to catch a cold. girl now there are two. stop.
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well done.
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april 2 already.
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by tradition, the main holiday of the year is shrouded in the magical melodies of mikael riverdiev, oh, the warm one went well that we washed it. if you want the new year to come, it’s enough to start a melody from the irony of fate. this old, some wonderful piece of antiques. yes, it is year after year. yes, it becomes even more expensive in this fairy tale about the
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possibility of spontaneous unthinkable happiness, believe not only the audience, but also the actors who lived it on the screen, everything is possible i always love at first sight. we had a novel, i fell in love and but it didn’t really take two years. the main thing believed in a fairy tale, the one who created this cinematic miracle, the director. eldar ryazanov this picture gives hope to a man that he can find a beautiful woman and gives hope to every woman that she can find a beautiful man. and i had to know.
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and there let them be done, and then in the irony of fate 2, the heroes beloved by the audience met with new characters and the fairy tale had a continuation of fate. really can in an absolutely amazing way, it was on new year's eve to change. the life of the chairman of the state cinema, he said, eldar has a good test, claim who you want, but it's just not easy, what is the secret of the picture, what happened on the set, ildar ryazanov mentioned this only once at that time, this is the most important thing.

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