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on october 31, 1968, gaidai shot the last frame of the diamond hand. by the end of november, the film was almost ready, but the most difficult. rather, the opposite was still ahead of the approval of the picture of the state cinema, without tricks and distracting maneuvers for the director, who is fighting for the integrity of his offspring. in those days, it was impossible to get by. gaidai got rid of justified nit-picking. using a special technique. they write that it is impossible. this is impossible. it’s generally beyond the line, it all needs to be cut out or i ride romanov , which he accepted, he didn’t fall, well, that’s all a fairy tale in the breed of a detective. and this is what life says, so that there is something to compare with, that’s all the picture on the shelf, if you don’t believe it, they
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cut it off and the hand went completely through the picture , it instantly became the leader of the rental, it was watched by more than 77 million people, but just by the audience and spent by the centenary, the cinema picture recognized as the best national comedy. understood, i begin to act without noise and dust, fully approved plan.
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styopa look 9 times. one than not the second century bc look. month dear comrade diplomat, well brought with
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a lot of porridge soups. they must be destroyed. okay, and that's okay, back. i won't take them, the lady on duty. i'm on duty, what do you have for lunch today ? well, yes, come here. the main task is a little bit you don’t understand that the main thing is that at home we remove one zero , we always take into account one in my favor.
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what nonsense? listen, vet, do you know what i'm thinking now? what's in between by treating cats and dogs you can cook dinners by this i will secure respect for my mother-in-law all no not all. and most importantly, that your future wife will have nothing to do in the kitchen. this is the last time i'm telling you women, i understood incompatible concepts, let's see every day the battery
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property disappears and affects human psychology. music, please eat. here it is let's go back no shave, no drink no smoke and stay savages hooray
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in the restaurant well , no rudeness.
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time once i tried boiled octopuses never in my mother's time.
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the kitchen attendant should not ask such questions. what should he do? he must provide the camp with water, yes, yes, tomorrow it's my turn. it's the only thing that consoles me.
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please what is the difference between fimizon? but in a nutshell you can not explain this, well, at least approximately. listen having the right 30 days a year i am reading the active novel leave me alone.
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striped
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goodbye, please forgive. i think it's hello guys. good afternoon. you are not happy here. what place? in which sense now is very crowded every year? our place was taken. you are his inseparable. as you said, we occupied it illegally. you hear non-deaf 5 years in a row. we live right here. well, we are not going to change our habits in an original way. listen, sweet
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girl. do not tell us lyubyashkin. come here, don't faint, we're being evicted, please forgive me. leave hello children's sculpt us this place, excuse me. please forgive me. you need to prove.
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shut your mouth. do you have a shoulder blade? do you have a shoulder blade? there is doctor? we have a spatula. our place
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on the dick husband tired tired poor fellow to sit. every tree is here, so this is our place. hello comrades. no, we willingly believe,
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well, where is the evidence, please? please remove the car. remove thank you please crimea novy svet vadim
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read we despise condemning all types of recreation, except for the wild, opened this place on the black sea coast on july 20, 1956, and on the same day secured it for ourselves for life, every year we commit ourselves to use all means for this and opportunities to relax together and only here is the confirmation of this obligation a bottle of champagne and it is invested, this certificate of protection is a kindergarten. well, let's say we have to see the girls, dear dears. this is very lacking. well, let's sit at the round table and calmly figure it out. why am i asking?
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have a seat. success, you can rest in any other place of course. no, we can’t and we won’t be interested, it turns out to know, goodbye. so
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you'll see two adventurers. yes? exactly. who do you think they are? right? why do you think that he butcher no, it doesn't look like a polar explorer? no, not a polar explorer. no, but then who doesn’t he call him a doctor, a doctor, oh, maybe, and who is the second athlete, and the third hairdresser, and the ladies’ departure from it is clear what they have occupied?
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they tell you well, guys, i think that after such a nervous shock, the sea bath was very, by the way. all conditions arrived.
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the trailer will not be here. yes?
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just natasha, they don't exist for us. the main thing is to keep the character. if i train, i 'll manage somehow.
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deal. well, let's go, let's go?
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roma goes with fried eggs with ham no, roma goes with sausage and he calmed down considerably, he found himself in a long room, gathering his heart.
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diplomat physicist apes three unshaven savages. hear what it's called a gorilla ape. the goril doesn't fit the impanzee. we must get rid of them. in any way good night.
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yes, the normal rest is broken, everything is broken. i knew it, only this is necessary personally. it doesn't bother me much, no one was attacked by some i have become nervous lately. everything, stop it. shake, okay. are you looking at the sea? so what, what's the matter with you?
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let's wait a little more. let her worry, lie down on her back, swim up to me and say, we are not afraid to sink again around me and ask. i saw you somewhere. where i can't remember. well, of course, you immediately reminded that you were a movie actress, and then that you didn’t lead anything to the shore and that’s it. no, not everything, the depth somehow turns out we live nearby. we are not even healthy, of course, like savages any normal person. couldn't stay calm, if two people drowned before his eyes, damn it. window dressing yes, open space account, it is clear which one exactly? ay what, well, like breaking down, what's the calculation that you want me? what
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is the calculation of playing on other people's nerves forever, it's not enough for me. well, i was married and i don't know a word. ay-ay-ay-ay-ay, where are the girls? is it possible to swim that far? well, whatever you want. guys, are we going to go around every day? i said there will be no normal rest. it was possible, of course, to give them this place, but we'll see to find another. in my opinion it would be stupid older side. i suggest to wait i'll see how it ends, but really. it's even interesting to some extent, personally, i'm optimistic peaceful coexistence of two different systems. if you want to, to some extent, yes, but you don’t
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need to inflame passions. you don’t need to turn a communal card into our tourist camp either . i say i will not make concessions. i say no vacation, i fit the principled positions on the establishment of elementary norms of communication in general to live, it is clear the whole car , for example, is it necessary to say hello in the morning? not necessary. i have an idea. i propose to draw a line.
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everything is on the border at the castle guys, in my opinion, we are still doing stupid things, we are resting, it's ready, let's start as far as i have noticed, they are not going to greet us, in general we don't know who we are
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dealing with. well, how do we know the name. i have absolutely no interest in their profile. who in our time may be interested in questionnaires? roma , let's cut a piece for the chair at the expense, and, as it were, with a tree of little things. let's give two to give both. okay, i'll take this. myself. yes, okay then, so we still don't know who we're dealing with. and who are they, who am i asking you calmly calmly calmly an autopsy will show an autopsy will show, personally, i take my trunk into a paper wallet in the trunk much more conveniently. well, yes, yes, yes, yes, by the way, i feel about them like a fool in this beard. here i warn you that reproduction in our ranks will begin with
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shaving. i generally shave. i have delicate skin. and this is fundamentally always me in general, well, in my opinion, this is stupid. how to say. well, look. sh wait wait, are you scared out of principle? basically, a man can't do anything? you know, natasha, i just don't know what to do, i'm so worried about the health of my lion. i understand you, how poor he is. without me, you think, well, of course. it seems to you that zoya
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will be more difficult with him. you really like this music. well, get out good music, please turn it off, the girls are asking. turn off the music, please, at
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least quieter. ok. wait, final warning
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what the hell are you doing, there's no one there. and now they say no one is there. they don't have anyone there. go turn off the reception. well, so they evaporated. they will soon come uncomfortable.
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come on, come on, come out there, you're doing styopa , she's a policeman. you understand, now who wait, find out what happened. wait wait, sensation comrades. she is a police chief. who is natasha sergeant? now everything is clear, what is clear styopa that they talked to us like that, a policeman would never have thought of countries. this is natasha so natasha listen, who is the evil couple lieutenant spent his next vacation together the diagnosis is correct guys maybe we'd better not quarrel with them. yes , and great. i, well, you know what it is, what is the typical abuse of power? well, what a woman, maybe,
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okay? disgrace turned out, but turned off the radio turned off our radio. who turned off our radio citizens. do you have the courage to confess? in that natasha yes, natasha check things are all intact. i'll check now. i'll check now. sat down our chocolate dasha sipped a drop, natasha, these things need to be removed from here. i will return the sugar to you, you can keep it for yourself. that i am so it is by chance extinguished. i can apologize to anyone who
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needs yours. i'm sorry. what else to offer? i told you 100 times, don't go there, i really bought a little. you said, that's conditional, yes, guys, so you decided not to quarrel with them. rose bloody charge with his detective fed up. and our method seems to be working natasha still diploma from cute, when a man is not nonsense, i can't understand cute or not. at the most interesting place jackson
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rising bloody dawn jack
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my job is to warn my respect, say please, and you love your little lion very much, i love you very much. is it possible not to love him. but the main thing for the beast to feel the nature of natasha is that a person is stronger than him, which means that in our situation we need to change, of course.
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self control is enough. so what are we missing. i don’t know, we miss the caress of stuffed eyes. this is what we really don't have. well, let's start with dr. or maybe better with a diploma from a doctor? try these relationships.
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i can't help you. carefully fall on the shoulder was not enough, because never i think wed. di people with items asking is it hard to help? yes , it turns out that they have not yet died out on our land, it is surprising even about your friend the doctor , there is less of a person, a kind, well-mannered, sympathetic person. come on, i didn't even notice that. and what happened to women high
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fever thank you, thank you fell ill. yes, she lay on the beach all burnt out. well , what are you laughing at? you can't even imagine how she suffers. i was silent. i just went to our doctor. forgive some, please, chests. it's me not i know chests. well, because he knows a doctor, we correctly call him a doctor, only physics of mathematical sciences. you worry about me. and if you need a real doctor, then there is no one among us, really, what is he? he one minute. excuse me, please. have a case what's the deal? remove your hooves already walking on a string, yes, it burned down, well, so it lay on the beach and everything burned out. well, what are you laughing at? what should i do as a doctor? i hope you didn't say i was a veterinarian you had a good conscience. what can i do to help? well, how can we run through something, some kind of medicine ointment? i am
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i don't know, i need advice. why are you chests? yes, it’s useless to hear, yes, yes, i ’m going to stop now, that among you there is a doctor right gladly agreed to help you. thank you please, i saw. i am very worried, please help me.
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come on go through the doctor, please hello hello
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again do you understand to go?
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please thank you, i'm fine, goodbye.
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treat the burn. and what’s really special here, if roman as a doctor provided medical assistance to the girl and now everything will heal on her, like on my cat stream please, listen choose the expression to buy a cage, you should
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even look, do not linger. i'll be back soon. why bread when there are crackers, you know, your crackers are tired? well wait, please. yes, but i think it's a waste of time. so
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, uh, it seems to be, in short, i'm sure. why sit on breadcrumbs when you can eat fresh bread, this is not growth. enough is enough. look, you're spaying all the time. i am tired of this. don't shave, don't drink, don't smoke, don't. okay, let's not. download, please, the second week only with this and i am doing atp because. four meals a day ran a spikelet cultural holiday. cap who is this? you know
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i lost my face. it must be done with great humour. i will never forgive you for this, never bring me better water. you're on duty for water prepare dinner again. no water needed, please. do you know where the bucket is? absolutely right? a whole two hours of free time. where would we go? please forgive me. excuse me
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please. i've lost everything. listen, let's go to the dining room, where i really want to eat a new restaurant. a seagull has recently opened on the seashore. they say it's very beautiful probably wasn't there yet. there's still not you for one katya needs to stop hugging me, of course,
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i'm not served any dry ones. why how? why foreign guests? what countries have you been to? so, i look at you and think that if all the policemen were on you, they look like you already recognized me, but if i didn’t know who, what i would never be able to imagine you as a policeman. super roles. i did well
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, of course, very well, but why did you choose this particular profession? what do you say and parents were not against like it?
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gentlemen tell me , are you really the same physicist. i split when i'm on vacation, we don't even talk to the
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police about topics related to my biography. you know? uh-huh, look, look.
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today dry sleep. let's go swimming, i don't swim late. well, at least look at the wave, good night. well, why
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are you standing there to yourself, they always understand? i say good night. all good night please, thank you, you woke me up at the most interesting place. which costs very well. i like dark people.
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so, what i dreamed about, i dreamed about the usual program, then. for some reason i cut it. in this form, such pants are not allowed in a public place.
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real attraction i came. you
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look at yourself in the mirror. you look look, you're intriguing guys quieter, we are alone to each his own good morning. good morning rest if person. decomposition makes itself felt without principled
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people or not fucking. traitors forgive me please, i'm sorry, i can talk frankly with you. let's swear, please. it's about one of our comrades i don't
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i understand. yes, but at roma's. you know, right? do you know he dies? and that's it, what's the matter? why well, i'll tell you everything in order, when you were a girlfriend. but when she found out that he was an ordinary doctor to me, that is, how unusual. well, not human, or something, i don’t understand, well, a veterinarian, for some reason she was ashamed to marry him. i just didn't love it. that's all. yes, of course, but for him it turned out to be a trauma. you see , there is no attention to women and he became a convinced bachelor.
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now i don't know how to help him. good well damned pedant. let it grow from head to toe with me. come on, roma, stop shaving, washing, cutting your hair, doing what you're doing and doing the right thing don't be savages. listen a. maybe me too, and everything is said. come on, who needs such a goat beard, well done, give slavery. and i
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spoke with her, with whom did natasha da speak, i generally have a positive attitude towards veterinarians, who is like me. gloomy personality great worker all the time fumbling with an umbrella. what don't you want here? come ready. girls
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you don't notice anything.
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let's go for a walk. just you start. well let's go. on the chests of a devotee where did he get so many mirrors from moscow of course there is an offer. uh interesting. i suggest. don't go to the cinema.
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i don't like my profession. why you see, as a child i had a dog, i loved her. yes , my comrades chopped off the tail, in general. you know , animals are much easier than with people, an economy that depends on foreign capital usa england
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well, that's what i wanted with my teeth. as for how you like it, i don't think so.
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what i am. cute uh-huh. and not even with options. please tell zoya uh, just over oh late. let's go roman happened my artists. yes, we are their so -called every time i go to them behind bars. yes, yes, i feel excitement, which i have no right to show them, and you know, they
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pay me gratitude for it. yes, education plays an important role. what course tell roma what do you think is the main thing in our profession okay? i don't know.
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so what is the emperor? well, they said constantine the great. during the campaigns, a certain one served as a veterinarian for him and he wrote a large number of articles on veterinary issues. passed thank you
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i want as much. imagine, imagine that a person is awakened again. please excuse me, well, who sleeps on such a night that all normal people are the same. an intellectual could say this stepan ivanovich
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good night stop
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the car. what are you doing? are you crazy, or what , an unscrupulous person? how much horsepower do you have in my car in the wind in the sun? i need advice, what happened? i love her, you know, love to your health. just don't let me sleep box. for me, this is a matter of life. you know my situation, are you sane or not? are you going to run to the registry office now, can't you wait until the morning? not everything, tomorrow i get in the car and leave. stay here four. do what you want to love. sorry crazy. enough is enough of me. well wait, you have to change.
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well, what happened, but i decided to make myself an offer. oh sure. thank you at home, what and how are you going to propose? you don't listen if you want. this is an interesting question. here imagine that you yes, yes, i'm serious you propose to me, come on. i sign. listen, come on already inside the tent and all this is not please, very good, come on. i can
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be honest with you, of course.
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well, such a sergey pineapple, i don’t dance, but it’s clear, natasha, we agreed with you, 12 it’s too late on the beach, goodbye. good night. styopa chest, listen, you drew it. and advise you too. now. i'm natasha marry the letter next. are you mad, or something, at night one will come another will come okay, don't grumble. that's enough, they are called, but if you get angry, they will stop by. yes there is something called envy? no, of course, a cup of hot coffee. well, how are you doing? what well, look, the doctor is having fun. frivolous man
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jackson listen, where are the receipts, what do you guys remember, where are the receipts for renting our
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boats and scuba gear. do you remember vadim in the trunk? okay, let's sleep.
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i noticed that zoya was even delighted when she found out that the veterinarian understand? are you like roman that you are ashamed of your profession?
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left decided a quiet place. that disturbed your peace. be happy left. here are 5 i never expected. i don't believe. wait, there's something wrong here, what is no trace. i
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treated. i when what's the matter. a place they couldn't go far, you know? quiet place has confused me all the brains. you know,
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vadim, i'm not a policeman, an artist, a movie artist, now i see what kind of picture. this is the movie, let's go. where did you go channel studio? everything suitable overwork i hate it i hate it, i hate the woman.
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look, tent. the cossacks washed, they all left, where to where what is yes, yes, what is i will never forgive this? what happens? and they lived, they suddenly left for you, they looked after you. yes, in vain they shaved off their beards, in general, you yourself, too, are boys, nothing is nothing.
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he told me that they were adventurers. they collected everything. good? time time 20 minutes of the second little time left, of course, a little little, where is the trailer good? well done, it has begun, dear , i need to know what you need. what else? well understood. what does it mean that everything is collected? yes, that's it, listen, no. sorry. sorry, we accidentally drove, where only forward in the direction does not matter. what does it matter? go.
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remove natasha well, now they will search all over the shore
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us. but they won’t return here, you think, victory is gone, the end of the vacation is a week, right? why did we start this chase, we go back to really breathe. natasha tent will stand, now i do not
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care. i don't think i made it. well, what can i say? only honestly, you would still want to kill roman of course, you would just amaze me. well tell me now. well, who needs integrity, maybe they still achieved what we achieved loneliness and in general you treat people like your lions, natasha calm down natasha came love is i love.
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this is me love. this is me, but the heart to love. can't be banned can't be banned. can't be banned. so, not to live, who is waiting for us like this or not for years, not to love means not to live, who will give an answer like this or not? the one who is in love, we will conquer forever, he is
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at night with love with love.
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hello catering unit from the fleet. thank you ira
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here the beasts thank you tamer greetings marine. hello lecturer. greetings
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and finally, it's very nice sveta, well, you will soon be at home, comrades. you know i am odessa cargo. accept well? here are the documents thank you. now let's go to the ship okay with me. you know at night unexpectedly called. i did not prepare back and forth, and if i could not . what a joy, please, what happened to your escort maria tell me what kind of chest i should accompany, if it's not a secret, of course, the name of the company of which
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company pair it in 10 games? like lvov and what confuses you? i'm completely unfamiliar with this case. well, as we get to know each other, the main thing is not to talk, nothing more, everything will be in order.

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