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tv   Dzhentlmeni udachi  1TV  December 31, 2022 2:15pm-3:41pm MSK

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of a yellow tent tell me how much 5 kilograms 243 grams of pure gold weighs, a heavy hat, comrade, colonel, after all, this is the most unique archaeological value, all data confirm that this is exactly the same helmet that alexander the great lost during his indian campaign it should have been as follows your finds. for you, this is historical value for crooks. it's just a piece of gold. they can cut it, melt it down, and even
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sell it abroad. so the personality criminals are identified. white sheremetyev leader may i please, a very dangerous criminal. what a disgusting mug? mom, i'm already late. dimka
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good morning, hello. today breakfast in kindergarten we will make a flight on a space rocket to mars commanders are appointed igorek igorek you will have a commander today i ask you to take space spoons in your hands, refresh yourself, the rocket will not return to earth thoroughly until lunch.
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it's not a trifle for you to poke machine guns in your pockets. well, only the best station you know how to swim,
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where to swim such a cold? i always feel. need to spend. hello everyone. kina will not electricity run out.
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thank you, only you know igor. this is much worse. i am an evil and terrible gray wolf. i know a lot about pigs, this crazy one came there. hello dear comrade troshkin, sit down robbers and we caught congratulations with nothing helmet. they didn't have it. i went through everything there . and where it is they do not speak are silent, but there is an idea i was asked to talk to you. listen to you. so, we glue a wig for you
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drawing a tattoo. it’s ingenious, after all, my own mother can’t tell who is, who i don’t understand you, lord god, my trial was already given to these two for four years, but this is such a trifle, but this one, with whom i confused you for 8 years there in central asia and this one near moscow now it's clear not. lord, they think that you are him and you will find out from them where the helmet is. now we agree. no, i don't agree. why yes this is funny. and what i will say, i think what i will say, you will say that you went to a symposium at a conference. no no. i can't work for my children, i have a christmas tree
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on the nose. and generally unethical is ethically unethical. it is with us that they are bailed out with them, they take them and re-educate them. and it is necessary, as in turkey in the old days, they put a thief in a vat with shit, only his head sticks out and carries around the city, and above him is a janissary with a sword and every 5 minutes not a dark vat. so, if the thief doesn't dive, head off his shoulders like this, he 's been in the shit all day and dived like this when it's warm in turkey to run away, right? telling lies is good.
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maybe you can try it right, it looks like it looks like a good one, but that one is evil. where is my bed? you need to take the best place, where it is better here evgeny ivanovich i told you there are four things near the window.
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do not forget to focus on partial memory loss. if they hit. hey you, you, why did you throw away my things? it
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and let the sausage radish. hello who do
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i see, do n't you think that your place is near the bucket. what's this?
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it's ok.
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he himself lost and immediately oblique, but just something so immediately oblique? don't you remember? i don't remember anything on the train. i fell head down in the shelf, hit, then i remember, there's nothing to call names. i am the field is not visible. court. i remember how they took the helmet , i remember taking it in the middle, it doesn’t happen, he remembers, he doesn’t remember. it happens that once i got drunk, the police woke up, i don’t remember anything. well, i think, wait, you, how did you come to moscow. do you remember? no, well, they settled in some kind of chicken coop.
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but then let's go boulevard walk, shut up, please. chamomile was built here, i remember, i don’t remember, let me sleep. my job is to raise children, they run around the soviet union with your crooks.
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the colonel calls me and says if these two are not muscovites and do not know the names of the streets. they are can show them on the spot. let's give them a fake escape and they'll lead us to the helmet. unless , of course, you can persuade a comrade, troshkin cannot. i drop everything, i fly here, they grab a taxi. and he says i don't want to. yes, i don’t want to, why do i have children every year and every mom, dad, grandfather, babushkinsky district, you want me to walk around moscow with such a face, and even in such a company, by the way, about grandmothers. i stopped by yours this morning and told them that the symposium had been extended for two weeks. 10:00
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warehouse chauffeur is my man, and the money is clothes ready. i know the place. your money will be ours. yes, it's uncomfortable . repeat the task of the position so that i can't be seen when i notice that yours climbs the tank to leave and fills up to go drink tea until these three get out. do eat. it's time to
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go ahead
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wave box, close it.
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do you really not understand? what do you think they missed. where are they then? no, there's no hay here, i know it myself. or maybe you forgot something again? maybe some good cement? doesn't wash off at all. why were you running? everyone ran and i ran.
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what are you saying come on. like a dog? listen docent. it will break right away. okay, we'll take it with you. what time period did you have one year, and now three more will be soldered?
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very hunting and in prison now dinner is pasta. from here, out of place, i'll be right back. could you
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lend me some trousers for a few minutes. our things haven't been delivered yet, but i need it. then
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do you understand what's going on? i am from moscow, your colleague envy 83 kindergarten and all the heads. like, tell me the cistern where we were driving turned out to be cement by accident. outerwear fell into disrepair is not very embarrassing. i beg you, please. lending 19 rub. 40 kop. for 2 days i like
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it goes, but i have a request for you, we will work at night. we are your 20 rubles please put, well, at least in this bedside table, and hang a lock on the door, when we pull everything out there, this door will be free, we will enter here and take our salary.
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like this. the horses are off. good.
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take it off
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so it's getting dark, we'll take the cash register, and he'll go all. the radish will crack at the first nix. come on, come here, fedya, sit down and take the paper. good man to crack. this means to give to confess a soft sign to put a nixie dash danger leap dash robbery recorded. now say it normally in civil language. will betray us at the first danger
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maybe they killed him nikolai georgievich 8:30, he left the hotel and attached his team to the city stadium at 9:00 purchased in a department store, 4 training suits at 9:20 their employee approached him, and in this moment they are sent to us at a very slow speed. and i thought you weren't alive my dear. sleep hunting. ryu said petrovich the
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kindergarten took money from the children and robbed it. what a cultured one. and when you yourself were there at the dispenser, gasoline and urine were not diluted with gasoline, but then children. there were three for the escape. money
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for four daily apartments and why for four to me that this is vasily alibabaevich? have to. if you now arrest those two, there will be another reason for suspicion. in moscow, you will live at konny lane, building 8, the tenants have been evicted. and there is no light. you see, it's not better for them to stay at my place. i have a dacha near moscow. thank you only in neutral territory. i will be somehow calmer, yes, tell me, is it true that they give 3 years for escaping. well, now, i demand that it does not apply to mine. it goes without saying.
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everything is free free. here, over there, the trees, here is the boulevard, the house is gray, but man, are you deaf, or what? you were told that there is a tree there. you yourself are a christmas tree. they tell you, you were not there in the rue. there were puddles. a monument of some kind with a beard. who is sitting? well, man, is this your
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village? wow. he's a monument. where to? home
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listen associate professor, i told you that i gave up talking. i told you better not come, i say i said. i told you i'll take you down the stairs . spoke spoke. well, don't be offended. what do you have?
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i like it's served, sit down to eat, please, well done vasily happens. and also a delicious bake. we are in an orphanage, when we went on a campaign, we will throw it there at the front, an interesting thing happened. we were just standing near kursk, flooding at the front with our head thrown off really refused.
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there were no now. maybe dropped it? no, the taxi stole it for sure. the taxi driver didn’t immediately face him.
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liked. we are all good. what to do now? all the main hits of the 2000s only the moscow region feels worthy again , don't look alone, you are constantly with us. stay like this, stay give up,
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winter walks with me. burn the garlands, all the screens are poisonous, because every new year's eve is a small adventure the first night of the year on the first hey citizen, don't go there, you go here, your head will fall, you will be completely dead.
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hello hello better weapon is a thief. m. do it.
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i'm a lousy jackal, i steal everything. already stolen.
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well, i went. hello children stand like
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a white swan from a ballet my wife and i are on vacation for 54. and waved to moscow now you won’t show yourself on the street, they’ll bring women’s shoes, i want three pieces, size 42 43,
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45. girl
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hide in the toilet here. come in, nadyusha came to me, please receive it.
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excuse me girls, did you make a mistake by any chance? well, where does he get caught? do we have to go here in the ladies' room? and here's another one. send
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a disk this law has long been known to me, i'm interested in a world without songs, but even if it rains, in the morning it is necessary that people know for sure there are no grounds for sadness. tomorrow will be better than yesterday. wake up and your magnet is mine. try in life, at least once not to let out a smile and closed. prize, who can be the first to laugh
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at themselves train falling asleep? oh, it doesn’t make any difference to you that it’s your fault, please, you won’t return it, only there and there is no back, which is incredible now. tomorrow will surely happen, wake up my try not to let out a smile at least once in your life. bear bear cow bear and i'm looking at you or not you, not dead, bitch, you wait, well, tell me how you are. where are you? well workin, ball bearings, well done! here i am. it's not funny, aunt, it's not funny, where in the country we will live with a huckster, i
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agreed now. we were in the orphanage together. but why are you a stranger? he saw what and what made us glad. are you with him? will be
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jealous. well, what kind of life does he have in the morning to work in the evening from work at home, wife, snotty children? well, they go to the theater, well, in the summer, a mortal melancholy will go to a sanatorium in yalta. and you stole a drink in jail. stole drank in prison romance and you say. of course. three four times, two, three four, one, two, three four, one two, we are not pilonian legs, one, two, three four times, two, three four, one, two, three, four, everything is fine and one two,
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three, clap, one two, flood, one two, more legs knees, do not bend, 1 2 1 2 and op, op. they sat down once or twice well. and now we turn to water procedures. ay-ay-ay, beautiful, good. i have a runny nose. only you know. and toy cars thank you yes elena nikolaevna because
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they have seen me in moscow so far not a word to anyone. why was it like this? well, it 's kind of like a title contest. barmaleya excuse me. i told you not to touch anything. tool
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show your hands to wash and eat is not allowed.
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do not touch anything with your hands, do not make fire. i'll check your english, if you don't learn, blinkers fall.
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hello hello what good fellows cleanliness order?
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these are my colleagues. yes, we are looking. also how interesting.
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any positions that do not require special training, well, a cook or something else? here i have one friend, also a scientist, he has a three-grade education, and he draws a top ten in half an hour so you can’t distinguish from the real one. sorry matches.
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the check showed that there is no helmet at the addresses indicated by the accomplices of the associate professor. the last version remains prokhorov, the cloakroom attendant of the concert hall. however, it was not possible to verify this version at the appointed date. prokhorov did not appear, probably, that he suspected from work, quit at home, did not appear, he must be looked for. and a thousand apologies to you, thank you so much. take off the wig. wash it off, you bastards. go home. welcome the new year thank you very much. today we will return to the place i do not understand. and if we need again yevgeny ivanovich, i wanted to tell you, but today a white man escaped from a colony near moscow, incredible but true, so it’s dangerous for you to remain in this form. after all, the
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new year is a holiday. yes, we forwarded your letter to sheremetyev's wife. here is her reply to him. do you promise? pity such a good woman. and a good person.
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comrades, the new year has come. i wish you that in this new year everything was new for you? anything can happen? but know. wherever you are. wherever i was. i will always remember you. i will definitely find you. a
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now i'll find it and cut my throat. but how does he say hello and what did i do? well go go. on the health of home what for, i don’t have a house and fedya will come in handy ahead. this is thanks to you.
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too
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well let's sour meat boring without vodka. and what is it necessary to drink like a pig, but what to do? you can just sit and talk heart to heart, and i'm not a prosecutor to talk. can play something found to play with you. in the ship
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because it's warm there, my house is there, my mother is there. okay, let's play like that then. so i'll go out. we can’t hide anything, then i ’ll come back and find it, okay? you found more helmet, shut up. we will hide, and he will look at the hole. come on, you come out of hiding, i 'll stand here. and you look, so that i don’t peep at and why am i almost immediately fedya fedya and i’ll tear your lousy mouth. have you ever been small? was you had a dad mom
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was. was. why are you so mean? why like a dog? vasya himself came and you are here, and i was to you, the sun, i feel an ambush there. i always feel i need to save. went
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it hurts garik pain again hello dear, dad, we found out that you are in prison and
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were very happy because we thought you were dead. i wonder what kind of infection this frown dripped into this frown? and my mother was happy too, because when the letter came, she cried all day, and before, she said that you were a test pilot. and i'm still glad that you're alive, because my mother says that you're good, but the weak character is definitely weak character. common money
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well, you are for people like you are not ashamed? you are 40 years old, more than half of your life already lived through, what you have behind you, what you are real, what is ahead, mac, the dirt of fear and nothing human, come to your senses. and remember, before it's too late. here's my advice to you to wind up what you need, the doctor will drip and drip into the police. why? i'm not from that razor in the city lies, you can see.
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how much did i have? one year how much? how much for a kindergarten and an apartment, but lets 10? how many will be 14 i will endure this viper for some lousy 14 years. which the old woman laid the well. you do what you want, and i'm going to the police. you will be tolerate it until death, right? vasya, i told him, i have a runny nose, it's enough.
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two three here i will serve the term and i will tie everything up. i'll get to work. collective farm watchman, why
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can a watchman clean the bricks to lay snow or i know an english translator. i told you, i have a runny nose, remember? i catch fish. he hid the helmet in the hole. that 's right, look at him. remember they have
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a good man in malakhovka. if only he left a note when he hung himself, they went to carry such a boar. there is no nifiga, this is the riot police at the bottom, you need to dive. and why am i like that so immediately oblique? so, say him, let him climb. i cant. just hung myself now to catch a cold. girl,
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where is the boat station once ? now there are two pieces. and there is another one needed.
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two, the more cattle, the better.
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april already.
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