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tv   Brilliantovaya ruka  1TV  January 1, 2023 1:40pm-3:16pm MSK

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a comfortable
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large group of soviet tourists . hello please tell me your first and middle name senior economist it would be nice if you could say to our dear fellow listeners, uh, before embarking on this fascinating journey. i didn't want to go. i was thinking of buying a wife. look at the world, otherwise it really works , the fur coat will wait, which means you have never been, of course. we never went further than dubrovka. we are also going abroad. first time. no. i'm not going anywhere street. that's right, he fell. i'm sorry, damn it,
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look and confuse the injury. everything is reliable, as our dear chef says in our business, this very realism is the main thing. good afternoon. is it cabins 16 or park house and the sixteenth is wrong. uh-huh we're here too. yes, we will be acquaintances gennady petrovich hello everyone semyon semyonovich hello i hope we become friends, of course, do you take any souvenirs with you? no, no. no, i took this vodka.
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all covered with greenery is absolutely the whole island of
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bad luck in the ocean. there is an island of bad luck. in the ocean is all covered in greenery, absolutely all unfortunate people live there. savages and on the face of terrible good inside, and on the face of terrible good. unhappy people live there. savages what they don't do. they are doing business. it can be seen on monday their mother gave birth, but it can be seen on monday their mother gave birth, which they do not. they are doing business. the crocodile is not caught and does not grow. in which they cry to god than, i cry salinity to god, i pray i do not regret tears, crocodile, mercy does not grow coconut like, not without children nicky, and they could live imbo, take monday to cancel them on monday. cancel, like, don't run or nicki could to live, as luck would have it, on the island not from the calendar, children and adults disappear. in vain, guys, nya
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and adults are wasted in vain, but the damned island of the calendar, i listen at night to comrade cry and unlucky people savages and weep for you poor and to him to trouble on such an unknown day vanya what year is tea escaping? hey hello.
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so, gentlemen, we are in the so -called old city during the reign of emperor shemurshin iii. uh, here in these hills was located england's great chance including a palace to mark. oh ai byukhanova, tom soon
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are you out of your mind what happened? ah, hallelujah then, but they don't by any means. why , what does she need, i’ll tell you later, come in, senora frau, miss, unfortunately, nothing will come of it. rousseau tourists. what do you need? i you allow me to thank you nikolay ivanovich for your interesting very interesting excursion. thank you attention, now you have free time, you can walk around the city, but keep in mind at
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exactly 17:00 everyone should be on the ship, without delay, everything is clear. i gave up waiting. mikhail svetlov we were informed that the ship will be gone in an hour.
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you know
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citizen
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damn it. mikhail svetlovie
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lov
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where did you look the old donkey, but then he also said the password. using local idiomatic expressions. these cretins assured that he was unconscious, which means that this mug knows nothing very well.
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calm down, have a drink. i don't drink read a week the department for the home for the family recommend calms the nervous system dilates blood vessels drink. and nothing, relax, dance , have fun, i only ask you, and not a word to smuggling, a closed fracture has lost consciousness woke up plaster. i slipped and fell,
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a closed fracture read my mind, the cast is correct, and about this, i'll tell you where to go? thank you stone
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and everything will work out. why remember what you remember. you slipped so lost everything. i wish i had fallen instead
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of you. what are you doing? thank you take care of senya's hand. nadia what to do such a solarium, as they say? sorry friend, hello
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. only without hands.
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where are we going? home so, they have been abroad . yes, i have been. what should i do? now where should i go to the police, or maybe go home so i'm going home. only one road, please, sea, 21, apartment 9. third entrance third floor what is this with your hand? he slipped and fell, a closed fracture lost consciousness, the plaster woke up. you participate in amateur performances. why he asked his teeth speaks a very suspicious type. why did
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he turn, because the road is straight, and there is a repair? not allowed instructions i wanted to first take a closer look to see if it would suit us. when we had thus become acquainted, i laid out our plan. what am i to do now? nothing live as you lived, they themselves will peck
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watch over you. and we are behind them, and as soon as they try to take them off, we will take them. ha-ha, i understand like live bait, rybak himself. of course, they will offer a large ransom. and i'm a little confused , i don't think so. why would he give himself away? and they are sure that you do not know anything, they will try to get their goods for free and without you noticing. how can a person be cut off, gypsum imperceptibly. maybe, i really don’t know how they will act, but a person can be drunk, put to sleep, stunned. well, in general, from an insensible body, finally a corpse. but i 'm sure it won't come to that. they took, so that this cast would bring me to someone else. and yes, of course you can refuse. i'm afraid. will i be able to? i think
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semyon semyonovich every person is capable of a lot, but, unfortunately, not everyone knows what he is capable of. yes, yes, it happens, now we will agree on a connection. well, what are you, semyon semyonovich communication we will keep it like that, if we need you, you will come to me, if we are needed, i call a taxi in my name , i will come, i or my assistant. keep it clear. thank you very much. nobody has to know. nobody
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thanks for coming. excuse me for being so late, you yourself know the public matter first of all. what's in your hand? yes, semyon semyonovich on wednesday we have a red corner. your ad lecture is already up. what lecture? well , besides you of us, no one there was the topic of the lecture, new york, the city of contrasts, what difference does it make to rewrite the ads? lost
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what's the beauty of it? thank you thank you thank you and i drank coca-cola.
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the doctor recommends sleeping pills for a week at home
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for the family say all the same that you slipped with your hand fell, lost a closed fracture consciousness woke up, plaster. i already heard. you don't have to spare me. let the worst, but the truth you say that you have with your hand. i say walking down the street slipped. here i know what you have. who told you? you don't have a closed fracture. open fracture. let's go to sleep
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. i saw you. so that
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you live on one salary. what can't you read ? well, isn't it possible? and i'm telling you, our yards are not planned for festivities. and why for aesthetics, and where is he to walk? you are given a separate apartment, where you walk everywhere. dog friend a person maybe there a dog is a friend of a person, but in
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our house the manager is a friend of a person. there will be no daddy for the spark. you're deaf and dumb , right? it's clear. here he is.
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what kind of burdock would we take noise and dust, let's invite him to go fishing on the black stones, as the conditions of his woman's flowers, look, don't confuse. kutuzov
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about and the eye nonsense will pass. senya how does your hand hurt nothing? come on, move your fingers. gennady petrovich will go to him, he is too frivolous about this, you know, because he wanted to deceive me at my dad's there completely. why is it not closed there, open fracture? let's go fishing, and let's go to the black stones, take a boat with an overnight stay. icon
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as you wish, it means everything in the morning. what are you doing? artist margarita semyonovna architect of the horn, lvitskaya, chief designer albert mudrerik summer combined suit station wagon 69 honorable mention our regional forum of modern clothing in zhytomyr original constructive solution allows you to easily turn a jacket into a jacket. well, you're still not all
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pants turn with a slight movement of the hand. pants turn turn into trousers forgive a little technical problem and finally, the latest model beach mini bikini ensemble, 69. why chef everything is changing here, the operation will be carried out at the white rocks why it’s not too crowded on the black rocks, well, there’s no white rock,
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you’ll be cool, it’s me who takes you will peck. so that the client will forget. then everything goes according to plan. everything is as agreed, you slightly muffle it, hold it. sew and practical quickly. i will beat gently, but strongly good evening semyon semyonovich looking. yes, early in the morning fishing was missed, but there is no bread, the attendants are far away.
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guys, in his place should be i'll get drunk . let's good evening, but i don't know you volodya senya hello to you. from michal ivanovich thank you, he really
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wanted to see you. when yes even now. i'm late for bread. don't worry, let's go through my car. well volodya, thank you very much. happily. rest have a good time. so, you will definitely be on black stones, well, not bad. our people don't take taxis to the bakery .
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it seems here or maybe in vain we came here the black stones are closer, and the bite is there better. if you are not mistaken, there will be such a bite here that you will forget everything in the world. unload.
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help. help.
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mommy forever and ever
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ducks are flying ducks are flying yes, the chief gives us the opportunity to rehabilitate under the code name game.
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game, he identified the summer restaurant weeping ivan strictly to the north of the order. fifty meters there is a toilet, such as a toilet are indicated on the diagram with letters where will i find it? you bring it to the desired condition and quickly take it out to freshen up, making sure that the client follows the given direction with words, senya i'm waiting for you at the table , quickly returning to the starting position , your alibi is provided by the client. passing by fir falls into my hands, and then the question of
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technology is clear. so i'm only afraid of him, how to bring him to kunditsia. he is a little drinker, as our dear says, they drink fat at someone else's expense, even teetotalers and ulcers. holidays on the first understand the joke this year. it's like
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you can't travel by taxi for one salary, please, 100 pieces only in a row, whoever takes a pack of tickets will receive a water pump stop your stupid propaganda. i don't buy tickets to win. why do you need to read newspapers? residents of our zhek and if they don't take it, we'll turn off the gas. in general, everything is clear. go for commissions. check out the market. sit in a restaurant. in a word, be more visible, naturally you will be spending. here take me myself, well, let's do it without amateur performances. here is 500 rubles.
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what's wrong with your head? understood. hold. why well , as they say, just in case of fire, take it. but this is not combat, but rather psychological. can be intimidating on occasion. signal charged blank. why on every firefighter is not necessary, is it clear? simon
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and so it is necessary. fedenka and it would be nice to make a game that we will drink cognac vodka, so , for starters, a bottle of vodka and a couple of bottles of beer.
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freely employed. please say thank you thank
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you .
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what will each of you find when?
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maybe we'll drink i didn't immediately recognize you either, why do i say, why mustaches, shaved fool? honor ladyzhensky yevgeny nikolayevich, a school friend of this fool, you don’t know, why volodya
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and it’s time, well, you’ll be with us in kolyma we are welcome in kolyma. no, it's better you come to us happily. it's good that he's not a smuggler, a handsome man. why am i so drunk?
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this is game.
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i think it's time for you to freshen up.
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but we don’t care, but we don’t care, let them be afraid, we are a wolf and an owl we have a job in the most terrible hour, we mow the magic tryn grass. and oaks are sorcerers whispering something in the fog near the filthy swamps, someone's shadow gets up, hares mow the grass in the clearing, and out of fear i sing a song faster and faster. all the same, let them be afraid, we have a wolf and an owl to do. we have the worst hour we are magic grass.
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grass
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will have to take action. and what about drunkenness fight? you know sergeevna i know everything more than you, my dear, where did his comrade get the money from? 18 kop. where does he get such money from? after returning from there, your husband has become a different feigned influence of the west, these toys are idiotic, and this is a strange phrase dog is a man's friend. strange, to say the least, and these are the elements of the sweet life, and you know, i don’t
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i'll be surprised if tomorrow it turns out that your husband mystery is visiting his mistress, what
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is it for you? where are we from? recruited but how could he? he is so trusting. his hand was tortured, how did i not guess before. what to do, and the children, what will happen to them? what a shame there is only one way out. only one. only
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one. champagne in the morning or aristocrats or degenerates? let's go to the boss. in this form, i can't. you'll have a cup of coffee , you'll have cocoa and tea, let's go.
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do you have any way out? how could you think that you are their wife, my mother of my children? oh my god, oh mountains to me. and what, that i had to think anything,
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but not this about the mountains, damn, where did you get the gun and the money, be silent, unfortunate, be silent. tell me where did you get the gun from here? i beg you, tell me. i'll tell you, but don't tell anyone . responsibility until the time comes you will know everything. maybe even posthumously me
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stone by stone before the sun hand
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smart plan chief at 12:00 everything will be ready. good afternoon good afternoon
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face profile so far a deposit. please tell me you do not have the same, but
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without wings, unfortunately, no, we will look. and you do not have the same, we will look. i will explain to you. 9 o'clock suits you. well,
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okay, please, i'll be waiting for you. 9 sharp at 9 atlantika hotel room 327 anna sergeevna 9 a real fish pecked at the liver, what does it look like? clear be careful not to repeat yesterday's mistakes. i don’t drink at all, i suddenly invited him, after yesterday i don’t know, he hasn’t called yet, he’s a good person. you think peculiar circumstances. possibly accomplices? check. mental note french chanel number five
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go. where are you going? be careful, do you hear?
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fifth fifth he entered. got you, got it? hotel 327
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what's wrong with you what's wrong with you? yes, the cufflink
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rolled up. here i sawed off, how did you scare me? let me help you. i thought something happened. listen to the beating of the heart. such a husband that
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i didn’t tell you, a girlfriend should bring it any minute. you take your time. how about a glass of wine? fine. glory of love you told me in the city of stone and
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love the lanterns with yellow eyes through the fog. i couldn't before. so fiery fiery in to my soul you inadvertently awakened the volcano. help me for our chance acquaintance. my dressing gown is almost like there are spicy cocktails take a look and waited for news, you called me
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smart girl, sweet girl, but could not understand that you were joking. you are the hand of our passions. help me. help me please. you see, it's dying ah, the heart is dying in the fire-dyshev. not love smells of jamaican rum long blue twilight, and the city of stone is still drinking and waiting for the news of the sunset. again with paints divo tach
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passions, help me, help me. the dinosaur came to me.
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i saw your special assignment. after such a monstrous lie, i do not want and cannot be with you. i am sure that when my children grow up they will understand me and file for divorce. farewell yourself. no, i must immediately go to dubrovka
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correctly, but not now. tomorrow morning we will send you a car, as always, a taxi, 8 am is convenient for you. and why today today i will ask you to fulfill one of my requests, you must definitely meet with your friend. what kind of glue, well, with the one with which we were fishing in a restaurant, and gennady petrovich will meet him. so in between say that tomorrow you are leaving for dubrovka at eight in the morning. yeah, and most importantly, tell him , too, by the way, by chance, that the day after tomorrow they will remove the cast from you. gene yes, so as not to frighten away the larger fish. and the city drank cocktails spicy saws waiting for news, help.
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well, please tell me, have you known citizen gorbunkov for a long time? yes, unfortunately for 10 years, and for all 10 years he drank rowdy, and, so to speak, morally decomposed. well, no, you know, all this time, he skillfully disguised himself as a decent person. i don't believe him. but if it's good, you know a person, he should always be trusted oh no. i believe that a person needs to be trusted, only as a last resort. who are you? let's say a colleague. clear
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gypsum is filming the client is leaving. i'll kill him whom good morning semyonovich where are you going before ? who ordered a taxi to dubrovka
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, senior lieutenant, comrade senior lieutenant, allow me to call you by rank in front of my wife, comrade senior lieutenant. for solidity. you can allow thank you be sure to tell me that i mentioned your special task in the restaurant, and most importantly in hotel, but so that she does not worry. you don't say anything about the contraband in the gold of the diamonds.
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so, without him i understood, i begin to act without noise and dust, fully approved plan. well , as a greeting from michal ivanovich, thank you. well , everything will be all right, it’s even better for your wife to come, like a cucumber without plaster without noise mikhailovich today. let's not
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waste time we have a point on the track just asking you for all the values. friends, let your dreams come true. let the new year's miracle happen. i will also be in the new year's dream cafe waiting for gifts and magical surprises, and don't forget to bring your new year's mood, dreamlion,
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new year's edition. live today on the first channel, we are guaranteed to draw a super prize of 100 million. in addition, more than 100 winners will become millionaires. also, new year's surprises from the national lottery await you.
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the whole operation will take no more than 15 minutes . in the meantime, i'll collect junk cases. great yes, comes to break the claws of the authorities ordered to change the point. you? hands up
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report on the highway, i'm seventh report in the direction of the city moves tank truck, milk taxi not found. i continue the examination, reception.
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so-so, i live in color in dubrovka did not enter, examine the forty-fifth square. stop. stop, please wait.
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well, time is money. as they say, when you see money, don't waste time. how do you know? wait, wait, idiots, as
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one of my acquaintances said. dead man, i knew too much. fifth and seventh i report on the forest road at high speed in the direction.
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