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hello this is the final of 2022 we are starting. each of the five teams that stands on this stage at each stage proved they have the right to

be in the final and this five. we will now welcome so the kvn team of the oryol state university called rovenki university of industrial technology and design, which is called the moscow aviation institute team kvn team doctor house, the city of mogilev, the republic of belarus, the kvn team named after me, the city of korolev, moscow region, but i must say,

that the jury also did not let us down dmitry kolchin alla mikheeva tatyana navka are very glad to see you sergey shnurov sergey sergeevich zhilin chairman of the jury general director of channel one konstantin ernst dear teams, may everything work out today not

100, but 200% for each of you, i wish you good luck. this is the team we placed first in the hello contest because it's impossible to keep them behind the scenes. you all know very well their crazy energy. rovenki oryol state university were you frightened? there will be no more sets the rulers were all going to jump up, eat, burrow, and the crowd of rovenka screamed for five minutes.

head and promoted in the morning the voice of the people the voice of the sky rovenka pass. here is konstantin said the voice of the people the voice of heaven in the original, of course, the voice of the people the voice

of god not well, the man was insured. he doesn't know who we worship in the area. here, well, of course, we are thoroughly charged today. find what kind of person like garlands are on the stage. and ha ha ha, pashka, of course, almost burned out. he, after he reached the final, his star disease began homosexuality, right? no, well, we quickly put theraflu under the covers with a woman in the morning, like a brand new youth department novelty. wow

, and what are you doing there, in winter, in the cold , we fill it with water and look where the youth is heading. funny, well, like, but here you have forgotten? i went. you didn't do anything. in face. well, then you will take the dogs out of context and post them on the internet. all right , help us out already with your diploma. what did you do to reach the final? a diploma for the promotion of rovenki is awarded konstantin

ernst everything, blow tatyana, can we have two tickets to your ice shows, we understand that they are very expensive. well, it's just that kolya has a cherished cherished dream. all goodbye. and the wife sent for peas. what is peas? there's just a stock in the store buy a

jar of peas a boat as a gift. and how many peas are worth 12,000? and without a boat 11.800. yes, i say, these little bastards. they make their living on delicacies . give this peas to the carp. listen friends, well, if new year's eve is bad for you and physical morality, what does it mean that you are watching new year's eve on a flat tv well you don't get a fake laugh. ha, ukraine new year's eve soon the tiger

will turn into a rabbit. well, the intermediate stage of this yard helps me to lead the event. but now the baldy mega is an actual number for kayametova, where a married couple chooses a place in the apartment for a christmas tree. well let's go. let's position number one close the screen think with your head think think, lyosha think about position number one, don't go to the window and it is, yes. you are not ashamed, i gave birth. a, clear. silence. we should have a bandy. where did the air conditioner go to the positioned number five. a where will grandfather sleep chairs of chairs will

he sleep, where does he live? let's not reach the corner . cord lord come on here, where did the tray guess? why did you throw out april to her already? the clean ones produced indelible nishtyak on me. oh yes kolya jacket. of course you are glamorous. well you fish scales stinks, furiously. the kitty, he says, the dog says meow, well, putin has been talking for 2 minutes already, it’s insulting, and this year he doesn’t look at us. well, friends of happiness to all of us in 2023. olya is the chimes. well, what kind of person are you?

well listen, well, what rovenki in the final is new year's miracle. well, how can i explain it to you, but in this finale, like a little village boy who got on the kremlin christmas tree. here he is trimmed by his mother underpants. rovenki

oryol state university of rivers dzhus young mothers are there women in russian villages? with the calm gravity of the faces with the beauty of the strength of the movements with the gait with the look of the queens, the galloping horse will be stopped, and the horse will be replaced completely, but it was necessary to bet that the final will not pass kvn

and they said the poetesses will not be taken out, in the final i taken out and the final will be taken out, we begin. well, i tuned in to the culmination, the people of the season finale are all waiting for a miracle, the new year will help only poetesses to fully touch the new year's atmosphere today. maria, for example, santa claus and why i wanted to ask you, too, overhead parts of the body. and lenochka, champagne seems to be for children, but you don’t look closely, soviet what are you standing for? the tense had i lead you the most hardened.

and who are you vasilisa vodka? a little foggy crystal still did not break the chimes. you are already on the table. and who am i, tell me, do not languish at the end, well, you eugene is pure aspic. i don’t have such a reference for an amateur, it’s more like a consistency. i stop let better maria tell us about her love outcomes of the year italian in a puddle spread my coat with a frenchman in a cafe. i shared julienne, but there’s still no way to meet them, why did they set the ceiling for your prices vasilisa be a good girl to those who behave well, give santa claus presents, and to those who have a bad status of a foreign agent well, you yourself have

prepared something then intelligible modern fables. well, you read, riga and the sediment covered the rain, but what was his sin? wherever he went, everywhere he soaked the wrong veronica, there is something else, sports and but who is victor read meandered the way to the liberal democratic party well, don't you understand? we have holidays on the nose, we need something new year's no. nothing more new year's than haiku have taken that japanese

poetry is something new year's eugene on january 1st. the whole country is only able to speak in haku style. water water cake with red caviar salad salad breakfast niy, bright and santa claus therefore brought for you present. you are father frost eugene, it became necessary. like the snow maiden what points?

what is it, now it’s possible here, or what? alexander vasilyevich, where are you looking? oh , and now i don't understand anything at all. what does it mean that kvn can enter everything directly in our country ? dear yuri in verse, eat sergei what sergei zhizhilin? well, sergey zhilin, well,

yes, well, sergey lived. could be i repeat it is not necessary to repeat. if there are changes in the laws, tanya navka will find out the second. i hope you are not going to represent ernst. r 17 years ago i played as soon as ern was not standing represented. so wait, where do we have yuri solomonovich i went to look.

you can't do anything when you're little. the first verse around the feast, salad, cognac perched on a natural stool, to tell everyone how the bull sways, life does not change and the stage is even a stool native people in the hall. there are a lot of them in the dressing room. cognac is, well, rarely, and we are like children? we look forward to hearing from you all over again. we subscribe under each line, st.

petersburg we are working, the wreckage of the satellite is flying, we will do the maneuver, they praised it.

we know exactly what to do. in our practice, there were no such cases, you hear me. the lower middle lobe of the right lung has traces of student rupture under these conditions. you flushed out the pleural cavity. more. you

don't do anything and leave. which means we didn't succeed.

with a tinkoff credit card, you will have time to give more platinum and create new year's magic. get a tinkoff platinum credit card with a limit of up to 700 thousand rubles, and we we'll deliver it today. tinkov, he's the only one on the stage named after me, korolev.

what are you staring at? will everyone be riding muscovites soon? we present korolev well, there is also such a cartoon as the lion king well, has the ticket price begun to justify itself? we are old people in this final, therefore, we are allowed a little more, therefore, by our decision, we get the yura team to the final. do not worry, they will not compete. they just made people feel good. today, the final, many will put pressure on emotions. now it will begin 25-year-old people will be

nostalgic for the soviet union soviet union let's get nostalgic for the russian empire. that time was hussar will not let you lie. nose okay, from the lord miniatures new year is coming soon, which means that you will be pissed off in the social media feed, these are the shots. you don't smile, i mean, i don't smile , eyes don't smile, nose, sad ears, dull teeth, angry thousands of photos have already been taken. i do not

want to spoil your idea, but you will extend the children. of course, we will still be photographed while standing. yes, how long can you hold me in the palm of your hand. i held you in my palm and nearly broke my arm. yes, you are for all of our family life so much after me whether. why do we need this, because we are a happy friendly whole family. and to me this fireplace is already a jump back. you don't need to photograph it. that's it, i ca n't fucking take any more photo shoots. actually, in 9 months, we should have another photo session, that you give me this crap for another

birthday. if you want to never, the most difficult thing is to get your husband out of the new year's corporate party. look , i'm normal. agree. let's do it. while we are waiting for a taxi, you do not conflict with anyone. yes, i'm not conflicted at all i'm just standing. go. damn, i

didn't say goodbye to the guys. come on, just quickly, guys , i won’t talk for a long time. clearly this is a long time. the most beautiful is really simple. here's how from work. as

they say, we don’t say goodbye vladimirovich lvovich go hug, go hug. how did you get into this bunch? come on jump frog. ok it's all over now. i don't know, i think you're jealous of her gorgeous woman. i look at them,

somehow sad to leave. not these people sunk into the soul. they love me for who i am, it seems that not so long ago they have known each other so much lived together love them really love. please turn off the stove. well, who will go where after the game to victory park for me, and for victory park for me, and for victory park for me , and for victory park for me. i don’t want to spoil the final thought, but i’m in zyuzino. thank you, the

kvn team of rovenka thanks the governor of the oryol region andrey evgenyevich klychkov for the support, as well as the rector of the university alexander anatolyevich fedotov , the team of the moscow aviation institute is next on the stage. meet the moscow team in the final aviation institute i decided to return to the roots in those days when only engineers played in kvn and alexander vasilyevich was young and green, but this was not visible even for a black and white image.

hello comrades, and we have good news, russian engineers have agreed to cooperate with elon musk and i will build a rocket in half, the first part, which falls off during takeoff, and everything else. 2020 is the second year, unfortunately. look, how many sanctions have been imposed on us, but we do not lose heart. recently i heard in this city light will again produce cars

moskvich glory about you applause to our chinese comrades i agree with me, comrade kid. yes, as much as possible. i had a girl atmosphere then, this was not there. not well, a little bit of a hooligan, but i didn’t go further, that i was tired of the girl.

for the first time i see that the staff was shorter than santa claus zhenya well, what santa claus is today , what year is such santa claus kapets, what a long one. all i went to give members, the jury gifts. konstantin lvovich you wanted to see the new avatar. here's your ticket to kazakhstan alla and i have a serious conversation for you. stop following me. live are you crazy that she started in the semi-finals? and something else.

she also sends me text messages with a hint of attention at night, a hurricane is expected. wife is the ministry of emergency situations mikheev chika sexy vala, i'm sorry but i have another. her name is science. no, you are beautiful, gorgeous talented, but just now the aircraft industry has such a butt. i'll figure it out, we'll definitely call the ministry of emergency situations all our

problems have been solved, we can finally start the performance. hello girl who are you? lord, listen, princess, we have one just like it. but he's like a boy girl, you're a girl, a class boy would have met. my name is elizaveta of course, we are in the final for the first time, it is impossible to become a champion in one year. peskov can’t sleep the rest to work, perhaps hello, i igor sanych cystitis on christmas eve for the first time i see people

who drink more than i do. actually, we don't drink. we are aeronautical engineers who invent airplanes. damn, they've already been invented. guys, meet igor sanych, last year's champion. i would call to cheer you up to cheer us up, you called the fence sorcerer. boy this is a mockery. oh, and we have such an inscription on the building of the pension fund. igor sanych don't bother us with christmas trees, 9 who else are you? or

found so much bread somewhere. better like a champion, give some advice to the youth. understand the joke this year. it's like carrying a sobering-up check. difficult, but necessary. not well, it's understandable to win, then how else to win. it's like smuggling a sobering-up psychiatric hospital. everyone should learn how to do it. a year ago we

could not even imagine that we would stand on this stage in the finale and no one is embarrassed by the fact that we are on the christmas tree with a garland. yes , you know, people will figure it out themselves, but don't you think that we have all the problems from the fact that everyone thinks that knowledgeable people will figure it out themselves. and as a result, football experts are sitting in the desert. and jim guberniev i understood everything, just someone connected from us. now i 'll figure it out. hit the finale, and zhenya left us. even listen, well i found someone powered up. here some men are filming something , however, i don’t see who, unfortunately, minus everything. okay, let's somehow understand. guys shooting stop let's do

it quickly. it's not hard, that's all i know. oh well, you give, well, you made it up. it's you who stuck a tee into a tee into a tee into a double. now it is more difficult only to get gas to europe. well, jokers, and i can smell you, okay, i'll do everything now, don't worry so much. both sorry mistake. here it is everything, all the men are gorgeous. you see the finale, how it is a garland, you don’t have to be afraid, you just need to take all your hands and do it, in general, i fixed the garland, but

for safety reasons, the christmas tree and medals without us do not fit the team of the moscow aviation institute. and if not for the planes, then lukashenka is in the irony of fate. i would just go to the bath . while the next performance is being prepared, i would like to inform you that it is not too late to register a team to participate in our winter festival, from which the new season traditionally begins; it will be held, as always , in sochi from january 12 to 24. you will find on the site kvn.ru. the next team makes our today's final international and is probably the most desired team from abroad. dr. house republic of belarus well that, russia, meet your friends on stage, and

friends in belarusian are syabry. hey, you know how to make noise at once with you.

you will probably ask why we came out in the latest collection of belarusian knitwear. well, the final time to show all the best and funniest anatoly yermolenko people's artist of belarus hi max not well, moscow, of course, beautiful. it's definitely all white squirrels. yes, i have never seen so many reagents in my life. okay, it's a serious game. yes, it is necessary to sum up, friends, we have been playing the major league of kvn for 3 years, we came in the twentieth year the coronavirus began in the twenty-first, it

continued, and in the twenty-second, what began began. well, as they say. thank you kvn for our best years. okay like a finale. maybe we'll tell people the truth. you think they are ready, but when 2022 ripped off many in a mask, it’s time for us to show our real face, in fact, belarusians are the world hegemon. and what about gigi in the hall? do not believe it, look on may 27, 1703, peter i cut through but to europe, and as you know, the window to europe for russia is belarus when peter through this window he imports potatoes into russia into a bag, it breaks and almost everything remains in belarus, who didn’t understand? that the legal bull is a big secret of a small empire, belarusians quickly realized that potatoes grow according to the principle of corruption, you plant one appears 10 and

almost immediately becomes the largest supplier of potatoes. belarusians all over the world have their eyes. naturally. this state of affairs does not suit america. colorado scientists are finally creating the colorado potato beetle, a beetle that cannot be exterminated, but belarusians scientists create an effective answer take it with their hands in a jar america from hopelessness introduces a price ceiling for potatoes, belarus in response chips all of america scientists make discoveries potatoes improve demographics. every time students are sent to clean it, it determines the complexity of the outgoing year. the more potatoes there were, the harder the year was. today, belarusian potatoes are planted all over the world. that's why belarus kimon belarus bent the whole world. well, guys, guys, let's take

russia under our wing, but no one believes us. everyone in the room laughs. well, that's what we wanted. i don't need to explain anything to anyone. we have smart people who figure everything out on their own. let's be short and funny, let's get started. new year in the family, well , you see, why will you please grandfather frost, but i forgot the rhyme. guys, guys, now i thought something , i thought, i have the final, yes, the final is a very important game. literally millimeters will decide everything, and random teams do not play in the final. but the jury has questions. here is sergei zhilin's first season in kvn and already in

the final to decide. who will be the champion is, if alla mikheeva sat in the final of the jury of the voice show i liked everything. i agreed loudly, sergey sergeevich was forced to test your competence in humor. here is the number in the text that we will show now, read it and tell me how many times the audience will laugh at him, and we will only check zhilin, well, yes, everyone else is rummaging in humor, he coaching champion mikheev is cool. cords used to be cool. and tatyana navka is sitting and sitting against someone. and konstantin lvovich taking the opportunity, but you write down the new year's address with the president. in a nutshell, what do you see there? did you read it and for how long? well, three things

found three exactly three. that is, if anything, we belarusians can correct the figure. in short, the man understands humor. why is this? in my opinion, if they passed it empty, but he forces us to improvise, it turns out a person in his place, it turns out in his place. if only it were so everywhere. we continue this unique game with our own traditions, where old kvchiks are often invited, but we decided to invite the young ones, because we believe that better kvn - this is kvn, which will be tomorrow guys, come out. from belarus this is

grodno vitebsk minsk mogilev brest who is mogilev handsome? my friends invited me to make sure that the major league of kvn is something real and that we want to say that the team from belarus has not become a champion above the league for 21 years, and if we succeed today, then we promise that even the next for 21 years, no team from belarus will claim this title. hear you fucking, what 21 years, these are my three lives. so come on, belarusian, don't interfere. we face damn, it's very important to leave something real.

what kind of base? so where do they take microphones behind the scenes of your team you use microphones . just remind me why we brought them from belarus, it was impossible to hire extras in moscow, well, you yourself said, let's do it the cheapest way. oh, this is belarusian dna. okay, by the way, they asked you to convey from mogilev that it was impossible to measure costumes for 3 years? then tell them we're buying them. and in general you can shut up. and you understand the most important game in our whole life, we have been going to it for 3 years. you can shut up you just asked for help you understand? i am 30 years old. i should have a gold medal on everyone. come here. this

is what should be hanging around your neck at 30. you don’t understand anything belarusian, i have a dream from your age. grandpa is the one who does not need all the friends of the girls raise their hands. thank you

but in fact, the fans of all teams can make some noise, because while the jury is giving marks. we invite all teams to the stage to your applause. and the judges put their marks and so, please, demonstrate us them in the order of performance of the teams. rovenki oryol state university four five five five four four with a maximum score of 5 poetess, st. petersburg four five five five five five five five named after me, korolev all judges 5.2

moscow aviation institute team four five five five four five judge five points will have time to give more and create new year's magic. get a tinkoff platinum credit card with a limit of up to 700,000 rubles. and we will deliver it today. first time on television flies beautifully. pavel

priluchny no. razhny film major returns today at the first we have biathlon and, by the way, in the history of the finals of the major league there were several cases when it was in biathlon that it was decided who would receive the champion title, we start the poetesses. keeler's mistress asked me to spank her in bed, the farewell will take place tomorrow at 10:00 am. when steven seagal was born he not only pulled 30 hostages behind him. dr. house

asks a girl with three chins to look like a waterfall in the rain. i ask for my name what could be better than a morning run, oleg thought, threw in 10 options and went to bed peacefully. i'm not sure that the jury will now be ready to decide who 0.6 konstantinovich i ask, my rovenki by shot. then i returned it, i understood crimea from such a distance. just bad to see, good jokes. grandma tinted

the jar because there were very cool peppers inside. it seems it terribly let you down my rest. 0.6 points is taken by the team of my poetesses, start teachers who behaved well in this life after death fall into the curtained renovated room. rovenki please. tel garbage doctor house the hostess put the cake in the oven and forgot. this was the second case when, because of napoleon, it almost burned down, moscow checked

the quality of the city's roads and, as zero points fell through the ground, let's go. dr. house, please, the bribe was so big that the mayor of the city did not even pay attention to the operators of the first channel. name me for the fantasy of a one-armed fisherman in a story about the size of a fish. maybe intriguing? but now it seems to me that it will be difficult to decide.

rovenky and mogilyov in a shot no risk, he does not drink champagne, so the rovenky operating room is more like a buffet table. seryozha was the only one in the class who received a valentine card, there was no such scandal at the suvorov school. then i understand that now it’s already 09 to play. the princess was very frightened when kutuzov laid eyes on her. when grandfather became ill, the pig

began to give him artificial respiration, because she knew that she was being kept for that very day. rovenki, please recently , the head has changed, the exchange of memes, the name of ibrahim is about says something. us but, if we have now raised the stakes, we have 0.9 rovenki get a score from us. and what the fuck, 1/10 konstantinovich, right? let's do this, let's revolutionize the process, great idea, mogilev after little vitya learned to count, dad had to share dumplings equally. a sex shop has opened, believe it or not. just as the

computer is not ready for our revolution. dr. house on behalf of me receive a pampered excellent team decision. gwen, the mai team thanks the large may family and everyone who, along with the future is created by us, the kvn team named after me thanks the fans, as well as yuri anatolyevich koptsek for support and faith in the team, the kvn team doctor house thanks the team of belarus potassium ojsc. so the final competition that will put everything in its place musical homework begins the team my musical homework in the finals is the decisive battle and to win it we

have assembled a team of real superheroes for the first time on the major league stage the avengers the world is in danger today we have to fight, masquerade, what show? we are the avengers. oh, finally a normal adult film, well done well, the white horses are advancing, yashka is following me? not so the avengers, yes, and our costumes did not bother you. your head does not fit your body, as if kachka i sewed the cashier pyaterochka. so cyril, you are with us, who am i, a talking raccoon, kiruh, why are you too smart? it was possible just not to live according to the registration. yo-my, what the hell is that

shadow? i am groot, so leaf. well let's be honest. well, no, it's gross. we didn’t guess all year whether it was a boy or a girl. and i am the most i'm cool iron man you saw yourself in the mirror completely no. so guys, all the finals of the major league need something about the new year, dmitry andreevich, we are against it. well, the avengers have agreed against the new year, let's go. coca cola. i don't understand, what is the song in kazakh? well, where does cola come from and the song? wow, still coming. will make gifts

, i will not give you anything. why because you've been a bad boy all year lisa i'm not going anywhere until you tell me a poem. there is a huge family, mother 220, dad, three of them are all huge, and the nephew's sister is 40 meters gave birth. well done this is some bullshit. yes, why because we were preparing everything was so cool. invented, i had to click the glove of thanos, which grants any wish. it's like, for all the teams to disappear, we become champions. no, they didn't disappear . we have been them all our lives. we did not have

friends, but we found them in kvn. here are the real superhero teams that joked for you together this season, but did not make it to the final. and now that seven of us together are not yours, the results, wait, we won't lose, that's it the important thing is that we are all friends. i'm sorry , i flew here from the other side of the world for 9 hours, just to dissolve in the crowd, am i swine flu? but overall it's similar. hear a long one, i'll fold it in half for you. damn, the last time a bearded man spoke to me was when i didn’t fit in the font at epiphany.

lord, you are not yet baptized. you're without a cross, like on a powder keg, and we agree. today we need to break everyone. that's right? yes, who are you? kolosok, mikhailovsk sparrows shovels, i can just name words. the guys have to fight if the russian engineers give up, that in general the ip coopers of the toilets will remain in the country. ladoshkin and you in general, what are you doing here? you? even in the season there was no notice. we returned as soon as all the money was gone. well, why are you clarifying? they didn't ask the guys. well

, stop competing. a. well, if you want to win, well, let's all win today after all, all the teams deserve it, well, the poetess is worthy, well, yes, girls, they say, in poetry they have such a feature of us, none of us can do that brother. and belarusians, and belarusians you have you seen what their main funny charismatic is? i still don’t understand why they don’t take a team from everyone? well, to be honest, rovenki are also worthy, and they went through my dressing rooms, they still don’t perform. are you guys seriously suggesting that all teams win today's game? well, what will be cool in such a difficult year, friendship will finally win.

and no one has the feeling that we just got nasty to each other. that's it to each other team of the moscow aviation institute. we can dodik and we can invite friends. the next to show her homework are the poetesses, st . petersburg. there was not a shadow of doubt left.

mr. finale, and now the whole country saw that the language of not only letters, but also the language of the body was conquered by poets. well, the male and female half of the hall are subdued, but there are these in the hall, therefore, we need something fabulous. you just

wrote a fairy tale about you and what it is called three hairs. let's do something else, then there is a fairy tale vacation dzhigan blue-burka, eternal smoke completely crazy , or something about don juan three girls under alternate airfield window, well, no, an ideal fairy tale should reflect reality. that is why i wrote a poem about the fabulous lukomorye, pushkin wrote it. well, i slightly rethought the classic. so the poem is a corporate party in a cafe. at lukomorye, a top manager is standing at the green washstand. bogdan in him is olivier viskar, a singed and helicopter hurricane, leading there and a foot 10 very and worn out in

appearance, he will take a breath from the balls, then he speaks in falsetto. there, the secretary is around the neck, the girl's honor is forgotten, and the sales director is leading into the darkness to fulfill an old dream, the general director, the unknown path got hold of it is not known where the head bush there on cotton legs goes somewhere under the horses. and i was there, and i drank there with me, the system administrator was talking about something very enthusiastic about the najava script. there

are only a few minutes left to convince those who still doubt. in what assessment should we put in what assessment should we put. and we just wrote a song with a hint. we will sing a song for you, someone will ask why all of a sudden a windburg, a city what peter built petersburg petersburg is a theater five seconds five seconds to figure it out, if strictly better than the rest a lot of people run out onto the stage. and they dance, if they did, we also threw away the skates. they were engaged in

a superjet, that the innate crawl flew by a superjet the whole country, which for a year begs the eyes to see this mogilev represents here, belarus is a belarusian. russian belarusian puts a plus. why do we catch you at your word put an end to a million, because he is not a windburger. we noticed that the city of korolyov is the same as the city of mogilev who does not personally believe in it writes empty five differences, where is korolev where is mogilev free to the breeze continuation of leningrad the best that is the moscow ring road wolves dropped everything to look for tickets all of a sudden

veterburg, but while we were all in love with you, we didn’t miss boxing my friend. nothing to do, how to bake. in 2002, the team of st. petersburg in the finals of the highest league of kvn took second place and the next 10 years.

kvn was doing well in 2012, another team from st. petersburg took second place in the final of the major league and for the next 10 years, everything was fine. friends in 2022, we do not want to become champions, but we want the next 10 years for kv to be all right. well, the climax has passed the denouement, you wait, we are not saying goodbye to the poetess the final of the first head of russia

thanks to the rector of the university of industrial technology and design alexei vyacheslavovich demidov and the government of st. petersburg represented by the governor of st. petersburg alexander dmitrievich beglov.

fantastic week from the second of january on pervoi until we meet dear dreamers doctor house mogilev of belarus kvn is next on the stage we decided to take something from him as a keepsake guys who will take what? a grater camera would not be for me superfluous.

why are you jerking off in front of kvn people? removed it will be the final. and kvn and i haven’t brought anything home yet. like nothing, but the prospect of knowledge of covid skills, after all. in general, guys, understand, kvn is not about money to everyone who plays in kvn, he gives the past, present and future, and what kind of whisks we have in the future about the guys now the whole world is kvchiki, what the hell knows next. about the future only the one who was there can tell, there is such a thing. well, the fact that there is a

person in the future is already good. it's just disturbing in soviet clothes. anyway. and i watched this movie. it's not the same alice hello, don't worry. and i am also alice who knows everything. and i know what the weather will be like. i know how to get around without traffic jams. how can i help alice and who will i become after kvn that's what i found you will become a belarusian singer known to you belarusians said. and what is my future until the age of thirty-five you will have problems with money, and then, and then you will get used to it. amazement cinema theater actress tatyana shitova

official voice of alice i am not only a voice alice i'm the voice of scarlett johansson margot robbie cameron diaz this is a report with work so far tight bye bye bye, thank you. okay guys, whoever we are, everything is fine. in the future, we must do everything in our power in the present. nowadays, somewhere in the backyard of soyuzmultfilm. merry-go-round, merry-go-round, gathers friends, come to our carousel here you are, where is the nonsense, dusty in short, your help is needed.

masha, something happened, again you need to educate children. no, no, here i somehow scattered. there is a problem with adults now, they are creating such game in the world. i have under the scarf. the whole head is eaten by the european union cartoon. hooray, we will shoot new cartoons no, no, no, everything is like with import substitution. let's just redo the old ones. here you are cat leopold, you know how to negotiate with mice. well, it's the same with rats. let's. who are you, boy girl? i don't know. oh god what luck, not a binary person. what kind of songs we sang with genes, remind me of the blue carriage. runs swaying, well, yes, right away, well, even nothing to redo. do n't winnie the pooh so learn a new song. he considers

cunning erdoganism to act wisely. he is at night i'll go calling about putin in the morning i remember. don't mix it up. so who are you, i'm a troubadour, you can make cartoons for germany about nord stream, you will be a pipe of holes and here you can another cartoon for germany, for example revelations of chancellor vrungel masha and we can do it . well, of course, cartoons always end well. and if nothing works out for us, then we will call the boy with the middle finger and simply visualize our position. let's try.

friends, in fact, today is not the final, kvn does not have kvn, the final will always be played in it there is a final, only the kvn teams and today our very final, and after this game kvn will become the past for us, so taking this opportunity, we would like to invite our wives , girls and children to the stage, please in the third. and i forgot we don't have anyone. we just played kvn all the time and never shared it with anyone. and what do you get, our family is you? here tatyana navka is like a

godmother to us, mother. apparently, once a year he will give a five, and we are glad. sergei shnurov is grandfather smokes obscenities, swears in politics, understands. even even a couple of times in front of people showed up in shorts. to be honest, over this year 12, konstantin lvovich has become like father father in belarusian, old man is not not guys, do not confuse, father and father are two different salaries. in general, dear relatives , one last family photo. get up on stage,

please. that's what i thought quickly. thank you , konstantin lvovich, maybe we can quickly broadcast on channel one is not rubber let's excuse me for such respected people. you, too, are part of the family, can you, as usual, win the championship or where is it more convenient? pasha who will take a picture? well, let's, probably, i'm now until everyone gets in, probably because of the quiver now. now the guys are more crowded. now, now, the guys, now

you just need to choose the angle, guys. maybe we don't need someone in this photo now. but guys, please leave, closer to konstantin lvovich. everyone is ready. let's belarusian. friends, you know, we always started our speech with short and funny words and only at this game. we realized that the life of the kvn team is short and funny, let's start.

we finish in the international kvn union the word international comes first, because he always united kvn at any time in the past , present and future alexander vasilievich, we know you are watching this game right now and now it will not be short, not funny. thank you for everything alexander vasilievich

at the end of the chihuahua eats fish with scales. everyone came to kvn and everyone will leave. we invite the oryol state university, the city of oryol, to the stage of rovenka. friends, what did we think, people's love is a delicate thing. yesterday, like you, people in their arms wore. and today they can even in villas, in short, we won’t take risks, you yourself will choose what we will show. so clap. who wants to see, a stunning number, where our

children, wives and old rovenkov kvn workers, beg for pedals instead of us. and at this time? medal number champion 4 hours goes until it draws until it is attached. or do you want to see a scene? where are the guys in clothes eaten up by moths singing a mothball song with a joke? well hall devil, i left without victory we want to leave. and for you everything

whatever. this year, lgbt propaganda was banned, we must say goodbye to this topic in kvn once and for all on a par with the love of the country, we have never met. we only have funerals. the righteous did not feel this strange love, this strange love, but the law is the law and the letters lkb were forbidden. and i now have a regional, tula

friends listen, well, apart from the people in the hall, foreign artists sergei sergeevich zhilin left. do you want to see melodic elite hour? or a number where the boys and i are pipets, how funny, we will burst the balls. well, let's jazz number you did not understand. we will jump on them right from the running start, jazz, jazz, guys, we don’t even have a saxophone. well, nothing will somehow get out. vika announce.

jazz is music for the poor, which means that rovenki is the capital of jazz. rovenkovskaya in america, therefore

, like this, in front of zhilin's eyes, he was blown away, jess not well , it's cool that the haters didn't whisper it was a cut above. let's continue friends. clap, who wants to see the number where we leave kvn yeah , now clap those who want to see kolya and vika what kind of number is this

kolya invented? well, vika, well, what, you just refuse straight away? and suddenly it will be like in a fairy tale? it can be seen that it was scraped by the bottom of the barrel. yes, vika, well, it doesn't hurt. it's like a mosquito bites and that's it. or maybe i don’t want my mouth to itch before my husband understands. what kind of husband vika is so mouthful of. give me one, i

'll tell you. vika we've been with you for 10 years here and there. we're enough, let's already trynda linda tali-shafts la sim shaking the chaldean balde and bul-bullets understood, no, lord, and you have formulated this for 10 years. god , god, how romantic in idea is it in reality, of course, waiting for a rare one, right?

just listen, well, many people ask us, and somehow it turns out rovenki, the city of oryol yes, everything is very good. it's just that we now live and work in orel, for which we bow low to the oryol state university? well , we were born and raised in the city of rovenki, luhansk people's republic. well, because that's how it could affect the result. and now you think,

pashka can’t influence, right? how might this affect. now rovenki is a small town in russia of which there are thousands. the weekend is almost that they forgot the cookies for this month the country of ramiki.

tinkoff platinum, have time to give more and create new year's magic. get a tinkoff platinux credit card with a limit of up to 700,000 rubles. and we will deliver it today tinkoff he is one of a kind. good evening. hello comrade broadcast from red square, it is necessary to emphasize in this document that the release of the national ice hockey championship took place, we begin with information. the holiday ended in novgorod. slavic song journalists through channels correspondents go into detail about how it ends. imagine what state we live in today russia’s cooperation remained special issue 55 years on the air today

on the first city of korolev the last home musical task fiction urgent news and the new year may not come in all stores green peas have ended millions of russians risk being left without olivier which means without new the government is already taking steps to find a green resource at the space base on the eve of the new year, son, you chose for missions. we'll send you to another galaxy for peas. parallel imports.

galaxy kidok peas you will go to the planet of peas. the locals consider it sacred. so to pick up all the peas. you'll have to fool their queen, the blue woman, it's not a problem to find on earth. here is a stranger. where did you jump from? what do you want? i flew to you, fly back, otherwise you will die, hike, i'm already because i see an angel. what listen, and your father is by chance a good

plumber, otherwise, why does he have such a blue hot. and you're funny leave us. where did you come from on earth? he made a movie for us. tell me something about your planet. today we should have a new year new year. and what is this new year? this is the best holiday. this is the day when we gather with the whole family, watch the irony of fate. no, it's not brother 2. and then we, and then we watch the blue light with the stars. are they blue like us? well , can you eh? and then we watch the

president's address. and what about the president's appeal only once a year, if you're lucky, only once a year. a then, and then we go to start fireworks. and what is fireworks, so why did i shoot it all my life? hat, and then we drink, you drink only on holidays. not yet. we drink when we feel bad, so that it would be bad tomorrow. come here, come, come, hold on. another gorgeous woman. you're the perfect woman.

marry me. first you must become one of us. i'm ready to run, he's good. to become one of us you have to seriously,

you ride a pea, well, you ride a lada. no one succeeded the first time. thanks for distracting me while you're here. we cut down all the peas. on this planet. no no no no why did you do that? i got to know them better. we need such friends. why at least in order to have someone to play friendly football matches with? who

worship legumes. we all go let's go no. yes, at first i came here on a mission, but then i fell in love with you. yu you what a huge pod? i'm ready, now the most dangerous weapon on your planet.

and in general understand, i do not want to fight with you. well you will get peas, and what will you do with it ? now it’s better not to store anything green in a jar.

yes, we are not perfect, but that's why we celebrate the new year, because we hope that in the new year everything will be better, then we need these little green peas to give us hope. peas choose only the most worthy. i believe you man. well, it's time to leave this planet. it was a great amazing time here i learned a lot even ride peas. here i met my friends. i met you , this planet became my own, but it has come

time to say goodbye fly with me to the ground. and on that planet you will be loved too. it's time to move on. well, you understand that we are not talking about the planet of peas, we are talking about another planet, which also has its own valuable round ball, which can also be obtained only by the most worthy. the one who is ready, for his sake, to do everything even to fly after him to another galaxy,

remember us like this after all, when we leave kvn and become successful. we will have completely different teeth. well, if you get bored, then remember that we are always with you in your viewer's heart.

well, the best teams of the season and the best spectators of the season have done their job, now the best jury of the season needs to work. we are waiting for your assessments and invite all teams to the stage, because before you know the result. we also want to listen to the members, the jury of the team on stage.

before we know the scores, we would like to hear your opinion about today's game tatiana navka indeed, today all the teams played insanely cool and worthy of every victory, but i want to highlight so simply, belarus thank you very much for your skit. you said that this is family for you. and as for me, i was born in ukraine. i competed for belarus for two olympics, i became an olympic champion for russia, and yes, yes. we are one big family and we will never forget this. thank you guys. today it is really difficult to joke, but you

did it, it was incredible, such an amazing game that i think that you will cheer up the whole country and all our countries. thank you and happy new year. sergey shnurov thank you very much for the pleasure. i fell in love uh with a team named me. paradoxical humor dancing costumes, to be honest, i have never seen anything like that at kvn, you have surpassed yourself and my expectations, for sure . thank you very much for the pleasure. i would like to say that, of course, mogilev also stands out. sorry guys all over the place. yes, that's why i'm why i

put all the teams on the five and thank you too. happy new year, konstantin lvovich, please, your final word . first of all, i want to congratulate our entire audience. all kvnschikov happy new year and we will definitely know what we want this year and let it come true. and i want to say on my own behalf, many thanks to kvn alexander vasilyevich for the four wonderful programs that i conducted. as a leader. it was unforgettable. thank you very much, and now the jury's assessment so the team of the moscow aviation institute. five five four five five poetess, st. petersburg five four

four five five dr. house mogilev all judges five points rovenka oryol state university five five four five five five named after me, korolev all judges five points the bronze medalist of the season is my national team 10 whole 1/10 points two teams become holders of silver medals with the titles of vice-champions. these are rovenka and the poetess 10.2 points

11 points exactly and the title of champions of the higher league of kvn 22 doctor house and my name. tinkoff bank decided not to share the main prize between the winners, to give each winning team to the doctor house team and the team named after me 1 million rubles. to the tinkoff black card tinkoff bank a bank trusted by more than 25 million people. happy new year you 2023 he will be good he will be wonderful he will be fun.