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tv   Ironiya sudbi  1TV  January 1, 2023 11:25pm-1:16am MSK

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tomorrow after the program time is a dna test to watch the fight grandfather
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okay dictate memorize 25 third street stroiteley building what apartment, apartment 13? well, i'll try, i do not guarantee anything santa claus runs the risk of being late for the new year with such traffic jams, kilometers of cars even. the most barely moving traffic along the street and here are shots from nizhny novgorod
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have a drink, i'll tell the children, come on, you know i can’t drink, i offer you not to drink. and drink to your father, uncle. do you know that if i drink, what will it be like? i love you please.
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not understood.
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that's what kind of friend hi vladik you hear me talking to you.
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only i'm not tolik, you listen to me here is such a thing on the promising. uh, the problem with the tenants, take vlad and drive there as soon as possible. and where is the prospect then? we have? well, you give you someone launched a kind of parasite. i am not me.
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i think swim, swim. fine? lukashenko konstantin evgenyevich well, here, here, well, finally, here it is, it's me, 25 stroiteley street, apartment 12. i didn't understand that i got there, well, sometimes moscow moscow wait wait flew apartment i do not want to frost. well, dear, my, or what? get up, come on, come on, come on, come on. well, no, well, what do you want. well, on the contrary. on you, his pants, please, thank you very much.
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and my mother, where she helps her friend cook, then she also wanted to take it to the store. i don't understand, dad.
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of course, everything is fine. where are you?
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quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet. and what a tin we are here woman, hi well, you, as always, want to leave. where have you already gone? after all, it is necessary to reason logically, or has he already left? or he hasn't come yet, just kidding, just kidding.
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how did he get here, huh? i don't know i don't i know what it means i don't know how you dragged me here , what do you have i'll try.
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i tried. oh, how did you get here, come on, come on, come on,
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come on, you can shoot the last request . pour him some coffee and go. call your mom to count yourself, please, come on, go. my dad and i, every new year's birthday celebrates the new year together. i lost my phone. where is my phone? wait phone number, damn you can't.
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so thanks, be quiet! yes, yes, no problem . no hello, hello sergeevich hello hello , japanese there? hello yes yes yes yes yes yes yes no, well, we'll solve it. why bother you? of course, we did not bother, because yes , damn it, new year's invite father. you don't mind. mom, only i have one
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request for you. i can't do anything, please. fine. i asked you to call me back, well, a normal cup. i don't even need to work. okay, everyone forgot. let me explain, so we have a promising house with our station, the residents of this house. uh, they wrote complaints that i, as it were , for our station, they sometimes show bad tv. yes, well i understand loves quarrel. well, what if, in fact, this is so, drive the chickens once we have a capacity of 20,000 numbers at this station. yes, we need it, well, i
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called my mother. and what do you start? yes, call dad, yourself, take it. okay catch so come on, come on, yeah. well, it was cool to arrange. thank you, please, what is my day today ? he just really wants to get to know you. mom no, she don't mind come on hello call georgievich and hello.
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this is actually petrovich well, you can be toothless. for me, it's not just new year's, it's new year's. so you understand, this new year i will celebrate for the first time together with nadia, we have known each other for a
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year, but i have the feeling that it has been a very, very long time. yes, and now i would like to get to know you very much. sorry, sorry, goodbye. in the sense of valentin ivanovna, our station cannot interfere with your television antenna in any way. you understand, at home we will go up to the roof and burn it, according to a specialist already. now the subject is personally come and
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figure out how, uh, how to contact you valentine everything, i went to the roof. what should you go? damn okay, then i'm back vlad, i'm not lying around for you. where did you go? okay go
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go. you come, come come. serov miracle that night already knew nothing that the fur coat was not ready for happiness. irina vladimirovna goodbye
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what are you pulling? how did you end up in the apartment?
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hello. great, listen, take a ticket for the nearest one to moscow. put the person on the train and make sure that he leaves. aha, clearly. and brother whom? yes, this is furry. all right, let's attack you. thanks
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dad can go out?
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sorry, he left. 25 one of my friends. that you hope hope in
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youth in my opinion, this is called intolerance. you know, it's unbelievable that we're not with you. please. say hello to mom well, as you wish. sorry, no problem.
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excuse me for god's sake, i called your father on business. said you can't drink, please, goodbye. i dropped my passport somewhere, i'll come here carefully.
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yes, but i remember, i was sitting here, you you were standing here, and he was laughing in front of you , you like him. yes, do you love him? yes, of course, the rich are successful, it’s easier to love them. we make it easier for you to breed later. my passport, where can i listen? i don't know where your passport is. i gave it to you. look at everything that i have, lord, finally at my house.
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amenities what happened what do you think, everything is better, now everything will pass. in what sense in direct, well we will think up? what kind of driver am i? i'm not a bit
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of a crack, it turns out. you can think of anything now i think. oh you know what you want to open as soon as possible. she 'll think we're dressing up idiot. mommy, wow, is that called buying something about change? finally. well, what is it? excuse me please. wow what a burden. this is very harmful. it's me, as a practicing doctor, i tell you the doctor really, what kind of doctor am i? let me introduce myself for the winter, friend, in general, what is there anyway? from what it is torn my friend for sure. if not more and then why are we we fucking funny. well , come in, come in and find out how you are from your generation. afraid to interfere with happiness
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your children, he is already leaving, please, i can imagine my mother's name. put konstantinovich from moscow
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valentina ivanovna where does a woman live for me
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called from your house valentina ivanov is called an apartment. i need the apartment number, please. kostya, why didn't you leave? why do you what? well , then nadezhda vasilievna came up and said
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that you are an adventurer. why is it interesting, give me the phone, the phone asks. evgeny mikhailovich how did your son end up in our apartment? it's not you accidentally sent him here. i take. you don't have revenge happened.
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please tell me, i often forced you in my life. well, wonderful. so come on, come on. we are waiting for you, no matter what. kostya, of course, give me the phone. no chargers, literally go away to recharge a bit. you have to agree with your dad.
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anton we know exactly what to do. has traces of gap fly boris what to do in these conditions? you flushed out the pleural cavity. more. you don't do anything and leave. which means we didn't succeed.
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there's nothing you can do, you have to fly to save your son , she's sure that i started it all, planes no longer, the plane can look for it. ticket
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i wanted to meet the woman my father loved.
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in general, wait for him at the entrance on the street, anywhere, that's all, goodbye. i'll wait for this. sorry it's yours. thank you, this is irakli. i'm here hello. it's you, it's me . my son, i'm valentina. and this is tatyana , she is calling from israel, here we are friends in your future mother-in-law. it's not expensive. nadia irakli yes , we decided to give you this
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photo. a? well, what photo? and this is your mother, i'm not their mother, i'm only nadia's mother clings to words. this is what i give them. oh what a good boy. well, gorko is correct . it's only at the wedding, let tanya, i'll call you later. all right, we have to go to the store. everything's fine. goodbye. good intellectual. tny woman you are also very beautiful. i'll wait there, but
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look for the passport, please. hello, i don't know if this will be an argument for you? i want to suggest doing. exactly today at 12:00. i think that guesses so, i would like it to be as it should be, so that the presence of hope vasilievna and you. well, as you remember before, i ask for the hand of your daughter. and so on and so forth, that
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seems to be it. she herself decided, that is, she did not speak, but she made it clear. a good reason to ask you to come visit us today. we found time to get acquainted, i tried. well , how many days of border guards in a year. how many days of border guards? two yes, at least three
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say valentina ivanovna nursery rhyme. you know, i know many people frost voivode patrol. bypasses the possessions of his patrol, and you understand that you and your grandfather are also border guards, right? are you kidding me about this theme? no, i understand the new year is also the day of the border guard. i understood, say valentina ivanovna lives here, my brother will not go, then then then valentina lives here. a woman called me, her name is valentina ivanovna from your house, she complains that because of our station, tv is not shown on your roof. roof and see.
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how did you return? wait a second. 50 years old in such a short time
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honestly honestly, i came to meet you. did not know. but now i know. and it is possible in a friendly manner teraklin, absolutely does not
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suit us. well, why not? you give me a little time and you'll understand, and then we all communicate somehow on the nerves tolik hello. call me valera good.
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happy new year. do you know, the fact is that a man got into my apartment? i don't know, but you'll figure it out. house 25, apartment 12 i will say that you got scared and ran away from you.
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listen, i'm still very interested in how you ended up here. and what is your father doing here. honestly, i'm still not sure that this is necessary? okay, i'll go.
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nothing, but they will come to leave, on the contrary, hold on to her, and who is on the guitar? just one song i i'm going to try now. if
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you don't have a home, don't worry. band view barefoot trumpeter and blowing think how to understand? why a sword, if you don’t have an
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aunt, then you won’t lose her? and if you don’t live, then you don’t have a house, no pipe, think for yourself. decide for yourself having lines.
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please, here it is. he has a residence permit there, moscow is not st. petersburg
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. what is
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the women's department? it will turn around. where did he say on
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nadia? for a second, roma is explaining to them. uh, the tv antenna fell, we have nothing to do with it, call your control, so that in half an hour were happy. i didn't get it again. where are you? i told the police, got it? i'm going. thank you for our conversation. i'll be back, don't worry.
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scene i took the ring left. wait rybakov friends mom can call? of course you can? hello, we're off. no, but everything already, it seems to me, it will no longer be.
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after very hard work, he was detained honestly for what. foolishly, he simply quarreled with his bride. she's the police, come on in. ki
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will have to subconscious in an hour in vain you worried all right. thank you. thank you very much for your company.
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well, i beg you. for the future it is necessary to reside registration. major i have one request for you. here one person was brought to you, lukashin lukashenko konstantin, a guest performer from moscow, please
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. you can have a cucumber. and on the other hand, he himself count where without women? who will pity us fools? both times successful. here i went.
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do you have people in the monkey house? ko necessarily
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left me to deal with this alcoholic. he just has an intolerance. are you already defending? to us i will meet him with him.
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i'm almost certain. excuse the man in the yard, he takes everything.
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restrictions
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sorry at once, bye. excuse me, are you still here? yes, dad must come, i'll wait here, please. thank you, i’ll go, it’s time for me to cover it very much, of course, it’s cold, but barefoot, of course, thank you.
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dear citizens of russia, dear friends these minutes always unite the people of our vast country, because each of us now remembers in the past, thinks about the future and , of course, hopes for a better new year . across the board and convincingly proved we are very feed
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says that you are.
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earthquake now everything here will simply collapse without your ruler station. maybe an antenna, because now he’s just thinking about everything, and we’ll be here very well without you. that is, what to do? do you have an antenna guy? oh, and with another you will be oh lord yes bravo you
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see what day to do. why do you care anyway? you understand the head, please.
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from the forest and zheka the owner on duty, your keys
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forgot, i helped him open the door. what host? i checked my passport, by the way. street apartment i did not understand. this where do you go? because money pay no problem.
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in what our wait and that is not enough.
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and i'm on the next one.
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just don't say anything. can you why did you
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come? you're lying to see you, did you come for your son? okay so be it. well, what has changed a lot?
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oh oh what have you become what? and the woman, by the way, loved you, betrayed anyone and did not wait. well, i know better from her husband left this, lord, i forget, what was his name. why did you call me to admire once again? how do you communicate nicely? well, what are you doing here? wonderful daughter, and you're just a loser.
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so goodbye. you know he's right, well, he's wrong. loser, i don’t know about you, but i had happiness in my life, that is, i didn’t have it, because happiness. it does not pass, you
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say, it was a long time ago. no, just yesterday. so i am a very happy person. i have been very lucky in my life. and i wish you the same. hope
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i'm waiting for you at the station, got it? which of us santa claus bottle
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man will come god you always said that i am an interesting person. i'm not bragging, it's just your words. i understand that i have a lot of shortcomings. i'm too energetic. well, where to get away, i was born in vladivostok, and there, 8 hours ahead, my parents named andronikov. it's just not clear. i was there on the roof, he was
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digging here like a mole. you liked? answer here all your mom dad. just be honest. don't worry, i respect you enough not to be where they don't want me, if they ask me to leave, i usually don't ask again. don't leave, i don't think it's necessary. this episode is really, really serious. everything seems to be imagined.
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well then nadezhda vasilievna i hope you don't say that oh ha-ha-ha happy new year, there are girls, right? oh, girls, for god's sake, the snow maiden just drank too much champagne. sorry
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, the last order has been delivered. here is the snow maiden. well, yes, yes. and what to wear? it's funny that i forgot something, but you surely have a reserve for companies we can't help you with? nothing. get out of here, please. get out of here. i'll get out of here. nadia well , why do i always have to do what you want? you, when i was little, i was 5 years old, you stood on a chair, and i recited poetry at the age of 10. i played the violin. i entered the faculty of law at 16:00. and generally speaking someone always decided everything for me, but i do n’t want to do that anymore and i won’t do what i want at least once in my life . give me a new year gift.
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the christmas tree of the throne grew in the winter and in the summer the slender green was in the winter i for santa claus rained on his territories. you see, i have children. i also have children of the future, listen to you, i don’t have a future now, they don’t go to sleep all night. come on, let's all go, let's go, now there will be a fairy tale. excuse me, yes, that we have 500 rubles there. fairy tale for children 500
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rub. once upon a time well, as usual, one two three, four five came out, bunny is like fairy tales. it's just a very famous, old russian folk tale and wandered, a bunny into someone else's mink.
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and no one could wake sleeping beauty when the clock on the tower is 12 o'clock sleeping beauty here is a place in more detail, please, and the bunny realized that he fell head over heels in love. and said to the sleeping beauty. be my wife. listen
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, they would go oblique, you would follow your dad, an old mangy hare. this is what the prince said, yes to the silver horse, and the bunny answered rudely, my dad is not old and not shabby, and by the way, he was once loved, the mother of the sleeping beauty is also sleeping beauty. they had their own fairy tale, which, in my opinion, has not yet ended. marry me. it's time to make a choice. here am i. let's help
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the beauty make the right choice. whom should she marry, a beauty for a prince on a silver horse or a bunny, what kind of fairy tale is this a modern fairy tale? let's vote who is for the prince on a silver horse, please raise your hands alone. by majority vote
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. i'm about to fall, i'm about to die. wanted to say, that's all i said on behalf of the hare, i said myself , you're all right there on the stairs, because, i immediately understood, calm down
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. well, i'll take you and come back. are you sure? yes
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i understand everything. why did you always think that nothing would be solved without you. that your word will always be the last? and what came out of
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your happiness did not build and interfere with someone else's? call me a taxi, please.
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every new year i waited that one day i would come. are you in the apartment? 30 years of thinking about it and doing nothing .
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i'm not married either. would like very much not to. explain to me, please, as a woman why she did not choose me. strong reliable, who really wants to see the family of children, but this santa claus is a small
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fontanel in this form i can’t register it. the girl brought happiness to people all night.
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and we were not santa claus he asked me to pass it to you. and this is from me.
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hello , where is the fur coat?
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to the airport dear passengers, the flight is delayed due to video conditions, moscow arrived well, impostor? take me home, please.
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and i, like my dad, can i have more? i really want in st. petersburg, that is, right? four more apartments. it
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always seems that what we are looking for is somewhere far away. burns with calendula ointment heals. no , of course not. and you got burned? to some extent , yes. dad, i'm sorry, i need to call back urgently.
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i've been living for a year now. and since then, the report of my accidental losses, restored, is
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waiting for someone again and toiling.

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