there are so many people in this house that makes me sick, when i grow up and get married, i will live alone. you heard, i will live alone. i will live alone. flyus, we will feed your spider, he ate to satiety of mouse giblets, he will be enough for 2 weeks. is it true that french women don't shave under their armpits? some don't shave, but they have nude beaches, not in the winter. gotta knock the moron. can i sleep in your room? i don't want to sleep on the couch as a spoiler. suddenly he pees at night. i wouldn't let you in even if you were an increase to mine ass. who heard about the maniac that killed

people with a shovel? no, it's him in 1958, he hacked to death his entire family and half of his neighbors with a snow shovel and since then a maniac has been hiding here. why don't the police arrest him, there is not enough evidence of the corpse, they never found it, but everyone knows that he is a murderer. he will kill again. it is the matter of time.

baby, nera delivers pizza in 20 minutes. if not, you don't have to pay. how are you kids? well , here you have fun today, leave to rest. where are you going? you hear me, see me rest. in general, this is so with you 122 50 without

me a guy. i don't live here, i came to visit. you can say, and so the pizza has arrived, keep 122 50 from you, this is my brother's house and he will pay. listen frank don't forget the red plastic plates. hello you are mr mccalister who lives here, yeah great somebody should pay me 122-50 sir. i need to talk to you. has he been arrested? no, no. no, it's just that christmas is when a lot of people are leaving, the number of thefts is on the rise, we're checking the houses, seeing if everyone has taken precautions. we have automatic timers on electrical appliances the locks on the doors were treated to an egg drink. dad it's time. i ask you to come in for an egg drink. listen, so you're leaving. take a napkin , we'll go to bed. am dear peddler must

pay 122-50 plus tip for pizza 10 pizzas for $12 frank you have money. come on, i just don't need checks. we have cash. you probably have checks that are not accepted in france, they ordered me only to spit with cheese, we ate everything. give me a plate. come

here, everything is fine. we went upstairs quickly. why are you a nightmare kevin? shut up kevin upstairs, tell me. good night. kevin good night. kevin 's pizza soaked in pepsi why am i being treated like a criminal? excuse me, we have a crazy house, there are so many extra children running around here, has he arrived, can my husband's brother from agai go crazy ? why didn't you bring more pizza? thank you thank you. all the relatives have come, my husband's brother moved to

paris last year and his children go to school here, he misses it so much. he invited us all to paris for the holidays. we'll be together for a bit in paris . we hope to fly out tomorrow morning. fine with your husband and don't worry. about the house good hands. there are 15 people in this house, and you are the only one who is outrageous, everyone punishes me, for nothing. are you acting awful or upstairs? see the floor, go scary there, don't be stupid. it's coming to you now, fuller. i don't want to sleep with a spoiler. you know he writes. he describes me. i'm sure. okay, let's put it somewhere else. forgive me late. go upstairs. everyone in this family hates me. ask santa claus for a new family. i don't

need. new family. i don't need it at all. family. family is disgusting you will sleep here, i don't want to see you until morning. and i don't want to see you for the rest of my life, i don't want to see anyone at all. these are just words. no family. you won't be very sad . well, repeat your words. i want them all to disappear.

where they don't know.

i live across the street far gathered, and we're going to orlando in florida. actually. first, we go to missouri to pick up grandma, you know , the mccallisters are flying to france and it's cold there, and these vans have good gas mileage. m. everything should be here, where are the passports tickets to microwave. and what is his speed here automatic transmission transfer to four wheels. i told you, get out of here. go. come on, guys, forward in front of the

van, line up faster. one two three four five seven eight nine ten have a good trip. bring me something french. we'll miss that plane leaving in 45 minutes. frank be optimistic. i will be a realist meme, but there is no mess with phones and wires , it will take 2 days to restore everything. and then there are these holidays, okay? you counted 11 heads along with me five boys six girls four

parents two drivers and a partridge in a pear tree. let's go here. stop the plane. seats are only in the main salon, do free. thank you children in the common cabin we are here, well here are your seats again a and b four a and b let's coat. thank you. buckle me some champagne,

please. okay, let's take off now.

mom thank you wow, real crystal in the bag, please, thank you how uncomfortable you are we are sitting in first class. and the children, in general, the cabin. take it easy im there good when i was as a child, i only traveled in an old van and not to france but to visit relatives with

children. where are you all? megan hey anybody mouth uncle frank what are you kidding?

the car is in place, they didn't go to the airport.

i made the whole family disappear. kevin you are completely helpless kevin such as you the french call incompetent kevin i grieve you for your tarantula you are a nightmarish type in a house of 15 people, and only you are outrageous. look what you've done you brat. i am free.

it's all naked. what's disgusting? fireworks class leave them for later so now i will dig into your personal things. come here. you is your girlfriend?

who is this accident, deliberate murder or terrorist attack is not good to reveal the details of your personal life from your own. psycho attention igor vladimirovich shut up. it's like the voices in my head remember. we need proof.

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money? a? if you said that you would give me some money, really and how much do i owe you, if you said 10% i'm sorry, but if there's nothing doesn't decide. what does that mean, he 's taking a bath upstairs? stop me. he will call you when he gets out. i'll count to ten if you don't get your filthy, cowardly ass off my doorstep. i'll fill your guts with bullets. i understand, i'm leaving one two ten. keep the dirty animal.

it's like we didn't do something, it seems to you. yes did you close the garage? i forgot to close the garage, that's the thing. no , that's not the point. well, what else could we forget?

the commander is doing his best your phone is still not working. we'll call. as soon as let's land. i'm sure everything is fine there. it 's awful, just awful, how could we have forgotten it. haven't forgotten? we miscalculated. well, what kind of mother am i? if that keeps you down, i

forgot my glasses too. only in this quarter they left, five families themselves said, everything about this is too much for me. just look in all the empty houses on electrical appliances, there are automatic timers, but i took this into account. now it will light up, 662 come on. wait

, take your crowbar. prepare the tools you are drunk mr grinch you are the king of all bitter drunkards your heart is a rotten tomato in a poisonous dry fly agaric. that's what makes your purple blush.

where? you said they were supposed to leave. this morning, let's get out of here.

welcome to paris we need to make an urgent call, madame well, why excuse me, we need it urgently need a phone, please our brother is alone at home. excuse me give us the phone. thanks a lot. thank you, peter, i'm calling the police, buy us tickets home. here, take the money. call all your friends. here is my address book should call all our neighbors someone will help us. what to do? come here doing. it's just ridiculous, only cowards

are hiding under the bed. and i'm not a coward. i am the owner of the house. i'm not afraid anymore. i said i'm not afraid anymore. you hear me, i'm not afraid anymore. police station hello i'm calling from paris my child alone at home we have a broken

phone have someone go to our house and tell him that we'll come for him put you in touch with the specialists in family disputes. in our family there is no waiting conflict, lary, pick up the phone, some hysterical lady is calling, what line grew up, the second help of family conflicts sergeant balmak. i'm calling from paris. i have a child. a child at home was physically abused by a drunken or mentally ill relative. well no, he was the victim of an accident i don't know what not. the child swallowed the poisonous substance and inhaled the people's body. no, he 's just home alone. i want someone to come over to our house and make sure they're all right. everything is fine. you want us to go to your house and check. with the police station at home

pick up the phone, somebody pick up? yes it take out again. listen. i am calling from paris my son is home alone. i want well, we will send a policeman to your house to check. there is no one at home, the locks seem to be reliable. let them count their children again. is it really impossible to explain to a person that we need to

fly. i can't ask people. i'm sorry but we don't do that. the only thing that you can fly to everyone on friday morning on friday after 2 days. listen dear, the children are tired. you're tired, we have nothing to do at the airport, let's go to rob from there, call the police. they can call us, peter kevin at home all alone i will leave the airport only by plane. mom, we 're doing our best since you're staying. b p can put you on a waiting list. suddenly there will be a place. you agree? yes, i'm willing to wait. until i miss nothing merry

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. i thought the murphys had gone to florida. marty

is one of the best window operators in the world only move a little slower, okay? in paris with my brother, giving his number country code 3:33 area code 14 number 694, 87, 63 harry yes, you understand that house where we were yesterday. i knew it, today we are going to the treasury. how can i help

this toothbrush, approved by the dental association, i do not know. it's not written here. you couldn't find out. i've been asked about the toothbrush here. you don't know, she's approved by the dental association, for him. it is very important. he

wants to know. boy come here, come to me.

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in the sense they stole it, or something, but in the sense they found out? yes? only so that you do this, if you suddenly steal, then no more than a kilometer the car drove and then became tight according to the laws of wartime grigory ivanovich, and what am i, i’m nothing to the movie one tv represents. yes, i remembered who i am, but i do not understand how we are and

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you're laughing? and what is yours again? opened the faucets and turned on the water. what happened to you. why are you doing this? i forbade you. this is our calling card, calling card, all great thieves leave their mark. we are wet bandits. you're sick, you're crazy, you understand? you 're acting like a psycho. don't ever do that again. why do we need extra evidence? e. forgive the dead okay merry christmas what's up? i didn't like the way

he looked at me? you've noticed, you 've seen him before. i've seen a hundred children this week. let's see what house he enters.

maybe he went to church? i won't go into it. i also went from here. when will they come? i'll be ready.

let's come here. tomorrow maybe they'll clean up, let's get out of

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in the back doors, please. who's your pizza sir, from the kid on the doorstep get the hell out of here . fine? what else money?

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girl started offering us two seats in the first class if we fly on friday plus ring watch, pocket translator 500 dollars. please, well, dear santa claus, last year i got a little sister, this year i would prefer plasticine. i got excited. if you come back, i won't get on your nerves again, i promise.

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devil is fine now johnny what about my money? what other money and how much do i owe you? sorry, it doesn't solve anything. what does it mean while upstairs is taking a bath. he will call you when he gets out. hey snakes know that i will make a snake. i'll count to ten if you you won't get your nasty, cowardly ass off my doorstep. i'll fill your guts with bullets. okay johnny i got it, i'm leaving one

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all places are sold, all sold. i 'm sorry, but today is christmas eve the other airline has nothing to book you a hotel room. tomorrow afternoon we'll find you a place to chicago i can't wait that long. i'm very hot we did everything in our power. come on, am i disturbing you? excuse me, you have to fly to your loved ones, you have a ticket perfectly. allow me. listen, i have not slept for 60 hours, where is now, where i am trying to get home to my eight-year-old son. and now that i'm almost on target you're telling me what hope is, no it's not true now it's christmas time. i'm sorry, now i'll jump out for

takeoff. i am ready to give everything i have, even if i have to sell my soul to the devil, i will return home to my son. and what if i even anything i could do for you, do anything i can get you a room. sorry, sorry 1 second. can i have a few words for you? excuse me, let's go. i accidentally heard that you have a difficult situation. we're also having trouble introducing ourselves gospolinsky nice to meet you. i'm the midwest polka king. heard hello no. okay, i thought you realized once we had a few hits, but remember two lakes.

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march march i think that brat is fooling us.

dad come here, help me. do you remember the boy we met, he lives, the child must be here and the parents. are you crazy. do you want to come here? is there a foal here tonight? i don't like this idea. harry, we started working on this block. it's because of this house. i liked him at first sight. let's proceed in order, unload the van, have a bite to eat and be back here at nine o'clock. when it's dark. you are also afraid of the dark. you know i'm not afraid, i'm not afraid.

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let's check the van first, we can fit it later. through the back door, maybe he'll let us in. anything can happen. yes? he is a child , stupid children. god bless this nutritious microwave pasta dinner and the people who sold it to me.

merry christmas to you baby we know that you are here and that you are all alone. let's open the door for us, we are santa claus and his elf. we wo n't hurt you, will we? no, we brought you wonderful gifts. be smart, open the door for us.

all right, little bastard. oh , you rascal.

all baby you're dead.

he's harry's baby, we can handle him, shut up okay, what's wrong with your missing teeth? where is my gold tooth, my gold bug? i will kill him, i will kill him. just drop another can on me. i'll cut you off everything that can be cut off and a fried car. 911 911 656 lincoln boulevard last name murphy

what are you doing? do not move. god , what's the difference. where did he go? maybe he killed himself? i'm

here horse ass come on catch me bye. i didn't call the police, catch him, wait, wait. he wants us to go down the stairs caught his cunning headphones. guys, try this back.

i'll call the police. he wants us to follow him. hey

buddy this time we outsmarted you, come here.

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say here that you want to do what he did to us. i'll burn his head with a gas burner.

come on, i'll take you home. great idea to open taps to let water in. now we know all the houses you robbed. yes, guys, it's been a long time. we've been looking for you. remember, we are wet bandits.

what offended me? i am a bad mother, i am a bad mother. well, why are you behaving like that? are you harassing? stop anything happens, it happens more is not necessary. you know what parents are. look at us. we

are on tour for 10 11 months a year. we we hardly see our families. he keeps forgetting the names of his children. well, no, but i once left a child in a funeral parlour. it's terrible too. i was very upset, but you understand my wife died. we left, and my baby spent the whole day in the mourning hall all day at night. we returned for him. but when he came to his senses, he was sitting there, he sat there all day. i did. yes, yes, for a month and a half, he was in perfect order, came to his senses and began to talk again. its ok now. children cope with such things they have a flexible psyche. let's not talk about it. you

yourself started. i was just trying to cheer you up. in vain i start this conversation.

merry christmas my dear kevin

please forgive me.

how did you get home or on the morning flight? remember you didn't want to wait for him merry christmas dear. thank you merry christmas maybe some store is open today we don't even have milk. i bought everything yesterday. yes, egg milk and fabric softener. seriously, how funny are you? he went shopping.

kevin

what have you done in my room? festive days on first if adults don't want to listen to us, let's turn to children, please don't watch this movie. well why do you need adventure bully bandits chasing him. he is behind the bandits, everything falls and explodes, and not a single heaviness is incomprehensible. why does everyone want to see this adults cry again.