because the song is something like you that you wanted to say? you know how to tell you everything, you listen, you don’t know how to tell, ideal solfeggio, high, low notes do not take everything, therefore. it seems to me that the joke is still such. eh, the safety of communication is from eye to eye from the mouth. mouth and what you want to convey, of course, and show how, as it were, degrees and your own can already be told with your erudition of emancipation, by the way, on this occasion. eh, now you understand. why as they say dearly, a spoon for dinner remembered an anecdote, and an anecdote, which is there e, there are two of them out of this anecdote, this is the great yuri nikulin yes, who was also the keeper of anecdotes. e, and. uh, his club makes a parrot there, so the story is next uh, there is such an anecdote. i'll tell it to you now, so, uh, the company is sitting. well, that is, in some vector, well, let's say, there in the nineteenth, then, yes, we are gentlemen there.

well, that means, uh, they are sitting and, uh, the new man in this company is just some kind of hussar, he was introduced there, please, he is there passion and everything is there, yes, which means that he got into the company in this, they sit in a circle and just 244 everyone ha-ha-ha-ha there 78, and like everyone else they laugh, and it means that he asks his friend, too, there is some then there was a young officer, he said, tell me please, what ’s going on, damn it, you know, all these people are all, this is society. we love jokes. we love so much and so often we get together to tell each other jokes that already, well, as if everyone knows them by heart, and that it will not be repeated for a long time. we just remember them numbered. here, let's say. right now, look, here is 302 there ha-ha-ha. he says it's a very funny anecdote. i'm like, i'll tell you later. he says you, well, he sat down . he got used to it, and at some point

there was such a deathly silence and the lady next to him stood up, sitting slapping him once, got up and left. he sits simply and says what happened to the other says. listen well, bro, we don't tell vulgar jokes in betrayal. well, here's a rather old anecdote, you , i'm sure you know what he came up with. uh, nikulin, he came up with two sequels. that is , this anecdote means, and everything is the same beginning. uh, this, well, new comer. this man says, there, 147. complete silence is just dead, and he looks at everyone like that and his friend avoids eating. listen, don't be upset. there are just people who know how to talk. and this and well, another third option. this is already a joke, when the mind says

there 210, yes, and again the silence, roughly speaking, says, well, listen, well, they don’t tell funny ones. yes, you, and this, i think, is also correct. you said it was a joke joke writer professions. i think this is a story someone is telling. in passing, here we were yesterday like this, and the processed story of the narrator. yes, it gives some angle to the other, because agree that sometimes you know the same anecdote, but a person tells some little paint, and he plays in a completely different way. says there best. eh, you'll go there tomorrow, you'll fly to moscow. we need to have a wedding. and in this pocket to him a pack of rubles there once, well, as a fee here quickly counts right in your pocket to the touch hmm money. and what about the wedding

directly to the grandson, that is, you won’t go anywhere else on a small budget and i will never forget it. i worked in the eighties. under the direction of the pozon affairs orchestra. the main guest performer was mikhail sergeevich boyarsky and mikhal sergeevich for a beautiful story, misha tells an anecdote that i know very well, but he adds a little nuance like this. i would even say our country's guild told the circus. a man comes says i'm the director of the circus with the new attraction. yes, what kind of rides now no one goes at such a time, you have nothing, for sure, we don’t have any expenses of money. yes, nothing is needed, just hang up a poster. here i satisfy vasya live online. as young people now say, right in the ring, 80 women in the evening of the sixty-first division and another 202 for an encore. well, they put up a poster for the first

division, and phone calls began to change in the city. word of mouth radios. here, in general, women bought all the tickets for a month in advance for men too interesting, in short, we take the slag, they all hang hmm , they hang down with the anti-theatre. to be closer to the action, but our hero at 78 for two before the end, you understand, loses his mind and faints and the mood in the hall changes , there were cries of swindle. return the money. this is our 78 they are not satisfied with the promised eight swindle director runs out into the arena. ammonia. the hero comes semyon says. vasya, what happened the hero pyotr mikhailovich did not put his mind to it during the day on the run , everything was fine, the word run. i remembered eduard smolny, these productions are all

you could say in rehearsal. here's to the run and swindle. he mikhal sergeevich , of course, uses our folk and the equivalent of this word is different. when to cheat? well, here's one. well, sorry, the quality of the scene and the characters of the jokes is still important, that is, if we return, because here is the situation itself, this situation, it is already comical that, well, as it were, if we parse but i also remembered one of well such fairly decent jokes also on this topic, that when a man is such an engineer goes home in the subway comes out of the subway and stands watching. it's a huge line of men. he's walking in a queue in his neighborhood, a huge one, he's walking. here is a very own yard. what they give there, he goes . then he looks very much into his entrance. well, what happens, he goes up to his floor, and there is a line to his apartment. there is a queue, he

comes, which means to his apartment. his wife lies on the bed in the bedroom. and in turn. so takes all these men off the subway what's going on? she says you don't see the disaster. he told me this. kolya fomenko has such a finale for kolya fomenko. says vasya some kind of nightmare. and here is one. you can see that we touched on something very important. uh, all the jokes in the company are what i told. here comes the settlers. you told on this short on this topic is at the door. you know , let's give such a jewish correct and color anecdote, because this is how odessa is told , his homeland, lawyers, a man's funeral. i don't believe you left us. i refuse

to believe it comrade. please skip. ha-ha-ha-ha, but, by the way, speaking about uh national flavor, yes, you see in jokes, very important. yes, uh, to itself here is this short story. yes, e did not affect some really quite like that. uh, well, let's say some ethnic issues. that is, from an offensive point of view. i mean, that is, jokes. you need to be able to tell, as it were, but also listen to them, because there were a lot in soviet times. remember the jokes were about the chukchi. yes, that is, in general, how did it happen? what, apparently, the development of these lands and so on, meteorologists went, there are some there, uh, drillers and so on were laying there bam and so on and so forth. that is, some of these cold ones. uh, well, some siberian recipes. that is, these jokes about chuk appeared here, what is there? well, who lived there to the south and so on. here in our time. now they in the group did not feel in the third at all. yeah, i can't even

remember any of them. and i why why because eh, now in the winter time i always remember this anecdote. this means that e is coming, that means a large settlement is coming, that means chubchik to his shaman. he is there with this, so a tambourine. there, it means that something is conjuring with deer , it beats this tambourine with its paw, they come and say shaman, please tell me, winter is coming, cold is coming, it will store a lot of brushwood or all the same. we'll somehow make it there , but not so cold, and like, everything will be fine, that the winter will be warm. she will be cold brushwood. no, they will freeze, in general , there will be more claims against me. and if i say that they will be cold, well, they will collect a lot of brushwood. well, you will be warm, but less will remain. you can then, as if in the spring, i'll say that the cold will be very oh-oh-oh, in general, the spirits say that the winter will be

fierce, in general, you collect a nightmare. a lot of brushwood, they rushed about everything. they ran out there, so she put down a tambourine for a deer paw and really think, what kind of winter will it be, i’ll go to meteorologists, i’ll ask once the obluzh has gone, so it’s coming there, so this yurt is standing. there is a yaranga. this is how he comes. this is a fellow meteorologist. so oh great. shaman yes hello tea will be he is like that, but there he took tea, he came. he says comrade meteorologist. and tell me this year, what kind of winter will be cold there, like or there, or what kind or chukchi, i don’t know for a long time, this year there will be a very cold winter. he says very much, well, thanks there for everything that his comrades said. and how do you know, this is me, well, how would i have spirits there, everything is there, such a tambourine. yes, it's very easy to come here through the window. while you see that in general they collect a lot of brushwood, it means that it is very cold. yes, we have

not only the chukchi north. foreignness remember the era of total shortages, when especially appreciated, uh, any items , uh, consumer goods from czechoslovakia from the german democratic republic. by that time, there are kochev boots , there are no shops, i need a toilet, they say german, they say german. there is, not german means. well, let's give him two sticks, just two sticks and instructions , he reads the instructions. and what is it? speaks? read, damn it, rely on one that the wind didn’t blow away like that, and the second volkov was always a huge number of jokes, that is jewish theme, there and so on, because there are many good storytellers. yes, and very much as if people perceive this very thing. yes, and

, accordingly, there were colorful anecdotes, there were armenian ones about breasts. anecdotes daev and sing. no-no-no, i mean now. i 'm talking now, just about all sorts of national things. but partly anecdotes, of course, but it was special when it was in soviet times. remember there, when they were joking, what kind of anecdote can be given there for some years. yes, it's kind of a funny joke. well somewhere on they began to say the seven there for 12 years, yes, which they all told in a whisper there in the kitchen, but still this is it. uh, how would people continue to do this. yes, this is how things have changed. what do you think, now, uh, it has become open, that is, when in soviet times there, uh, these times were told, these things are still preserved anyway. in principle, this is like an example of jewish and all short some kind of guru, i consider it my city. i'm alone beetles always

talk to me. in any case , valera is always so fond of everything. a short concert performance book anecdote course of treatment everything is short and so all this characterizes such a fishery, how did you meet your wife here i don’t blame anyone for anything. here is such an intonation of a joke and you immediately understand, but i really like these short jokes in minsk, when the doctor makes my head spin, and i see, i see, yes, or how everyone ignores me and does not notice. so next or when there doctor. it hurts me a woman came to the doctor and were here and here. he says, let's undress, let's see. where should i put my clothes? yes, put it on my bag, and when i have a doctor, i have pain, oh, it hurts here. oh here, damn it, hand give it to you, your finger is broken. well, look, for example, medical yes, these are all jokes. well, why because, well, let's say

all people. yes, there is somehow more or less degree, everyone gets sick. yes, that is, well, an absolutely healthy person probably does not exist. yes and so, it seems to me that, probably, this allows somehow. still, these are in a joke, and in any humorous story, as a rule, a person. laughs when he doesn't associate himself with it. that is, for him, this is a story about someone he has such a familiar friend there. and so, as it is with doctors. yes , they intersect there since childhood, they go there to do vaccinations, and so on and so forth. it seems to me that such a large number of jokes on a medical topic is due to the fact that a person. maybe, as it were, well, still calmly laugh. uh, speaking harshly to myself. protectors, and stylish how to combine? it would seem that i really liked a person who comes to the dentist, says doctor, i have a problem. what yellow teeth are yellow teeth. come on, m-m about green gas, advised

such you know unexpected for what i love jokes. but wait, i remembered, and fuck the man, in short, and the doctor says. you know me. my stomach hurts so much, just some kind of nightmare. have you eaten pigeons? dove did not eat. and you ate the head of a dove, i did not eat it. oh, and you ate the head of a naked pigeon, damn it, i ’m a speech therapist, i tried to help, at least yes, medical anecdotes. uh, a huge number of general professional there are a lot of anecdotes, because there are a huge number of musical anecdotes about theater musicians, a lot and

very often very often, especially people related to the profession. yes, they are , as in the case, there with the musicians. they are short anecdotes that i already knew, they tell with special gusto i draw the whole exhibition. that is, they immerse you so much in general in what is happening, you know, there is a little, theatrical tales, really real theatrical tales, and which then they tell. like a joke, and it was right there in the theater, and there are even people who saw these stories, and you know what else there are jokes for. i have several of these that have been with me virtually all my life. i remember zhenya morgulis telling me the fields. i know that you love to collect musical jokes. i really collected just such musical ones in order to spend the evening well in my environment. i'll throw you one musical anecdote, a son comes from school and his father says to his father. sorry two balls. today said, in what subject in zoology. what

's with two points? well, you know, they asked who has the biggest balls, well, i said that the elephant, well, that's right, son. it makes sense, it's big. yes, it turned out pap that an ostrich and a deuce i got boys the science of running, live a century, learn here he wrote such slow waltzes. musical margulis hello everyone big shulevich threw back when the son comes to his father and says dad what is incompetence and indifference. he says, i don't know, i don't give a damn, and about musical uh, well, one of the most, probably, the oldest, when, well, friends gather one says, and i won’t go to the opera with you. tonight says why are you the premiere? well, he tells me yesterday robinovich got drunk, and that's nonsense. and this, as immediately after uh, still a favorite topic - this

association gave you clinging to some detail. it immediately works for your memory, and he flies out when he says, uh, a group of men drove his wife yesterday, she was on a cult, along the way, no, a warning. there is eugene onegin, a full hall, a hose, and that means a jew is leaning towards a neighbor. no, i see, i'm sorry please, but lensky jew, no, not a jew. excuse me, but the nanny is jewish. yes, yes, jewish, bravo nanny, this is one of the best in recent times. i'm stating a fact, really good jokes. yes, and even just the number of jokes that

people now tell when they meet has dropped a lot, really. so this fact is everything. here, you understand? here in these gadgets you paid attention. yes, any family dinner. this is how you look from the outside, all these birthdays are the same holidays. and big holidays. here comes the event. there lenochka our dear is the anniversary of half of the guests. this is how valery syutkin sings at another time, you don’t immediately dance there, it’s such a story right away, and they all stand like that. this will help us all. it seems to me that in the theater you can do this intelligently, before saying that you do not use the phone. change because this is a real case, it did not happen to me. one of my friend went to portugal and there is national art. fadug is a flamingo dance , a mixture of portuguese chanson and flamenco elements. in general, he observes and also began to shoot for his wife on

phone happening. suddenly the owner of the establishment says this, don’t take off, he raises his head like that, usually such people karabas barabas, so that everything is clear alex borboza in films about the mafia is such a terrible person his face, go- he imperiously, says, don’t take it off, and suddenly his face blurs, smiles says. yes, do not shoot here, pointing at the heart, you carry more to me. and so, it seems to me that from such a tube transmission, of course , more over the past few years, a joke is better. eh, in my opinion. he's talking about our our meeting today about our life comes to event agencies, a rich jew, and they say, we need a barbitsu holiday, but not one that goes casually and well family. and so the whole world press wrote that we were the coolest holiday made by the agency, you came to the address we are the coolest, how do you like this barmisu at

the north pole. he says yes, he was in the south and in africa you give mega ideas and says. well, there is one. well, it's very expensive very expensive we are interested in, come on. at the iss space barmi price for the iss ilona ships mask and joseph benzos throwing guests into orbit with our more powerful rockets on the ground. i throw in an alcoholic snack and my favorite place in the joke and the musician also has a party going upstairs, the world press is space barmitsev. for the first time in history , jews come to pay extra for unforeseen expenses. very sad silence. the agency pays extra money, something is not right, everything is fine, the world press to you no complaints. well, to be honest, you know we won't like it. why well, how do you say?

do you understand? there is no atmosphere. here it seems to me that anecdote keeps the real atmosphere, here's a friendly one, continuing the conversation about what uh characters are. yes, there are characters. and i don't even understand. why were they awarded? yes, it’s understandable, there is a butterfly, chapaev played there, that is , such a movie character appeared, you and petka ivanovich . yes, they also added there and for some reason there when other characters were needed. and furmanov and a yes, that is, so that there was such a complete corpse, then, yes, this video was distributed, yes, well, there were a huge number of different works. yes, and then what happened afterwards. well, i'm talking now about the cinema. yes, and about some kind of classic there work. why do some become, yes, there are heroes of jokes, and others no why. e lieutenant rzhevsky - these are the heroes of an anecdote. yes, there is nata simple, yes

, and they are somehow together all the time there somewhere like that eyebrows. but there are no others. why didn't chuk and huck have such characters there, why goosebumps and gena are a lot of very talented people. no, i need to somehow eat cheburashka and gena. why do i have thief genes favorite anecdote, when it means cheburashka comes, gena tells us there is a thorn-bill, oranges were handed over for the holiday. here are 10 pieces, sow each, he says, wait. how do you thing work? as it is for everyone, it can be for everyone. he says gena, don't start, that 's your eternal whining. why what, as i have already eaten my family, no, but i don’t remember, the beginning of the joke. i remember the end. i was always very amused that gena was saying something to everyone cheburashka and saying, cheburashka can you hear me? look at me, how can i not hear. well, actually, everything. well,

there are some who provided that there is something pressing this cheburashka. well, anyway, and uh, continuing. so genes and cheburashka became, and the wolf became a hare, yes, that is, well, they are also there, as if they still have a forest for this. here are a lot of anecdotes. that's it about the forest. here is grace, but for some reason, uh, the heroes of some works of stirlitz cinema. that is why it was such a powerful event, let's say, in terms of cinema, of course. yes, but just so much so that a hero appeared there, because he brought in not even a joke. and the way you treat it. i say stirlitz became a genre there with a shame, remember? yes, it was the debut of the romanian scout and that's it. okay , they also began to come up with jokes about the calm, which are no german. and relationships. i remember in the nineties they told me for some reason everyone laughed at all. here i am . listen to the logic of the anecdote stirlitz was walking along

the gas tank, an egg fell on his head mmm. that's how much tatyana lioznova has a genius , remember. here, in addition to the film, the reception itself. uh, that's why i think it's black and white picture confidence maximum that's what i knew or that's additional information. this is a completely new scenario plan, because, uh, this is by the way from gadgets. time just changes, that's all. i agreed there was a whole thread, what i noticed from the window of the muzzle, he closed the window and the muzzle disappeared. yes, some funny stuff. well, for a long time i went for mushrooms out of season, i thought that all the faces sat down in a snowdrift.

well, uh, pebbles screamed and ran away. yes, that's probably, uh. why am i just uh wondering? yes, let's think why isn't this happening today? why do such really, er, some events appear in terms of cinematography. why are there no anecdotes of the right tars there , for example, about some why no e about some new cartoon characters and some smeshariki have already appeared there and so on and so forth. it could be this, or it could be. this is degradation, in general, of the state itself. well, as it were, i do not want absolutely here. well, uh, well, lazy. yes, this is exactly the right example. uh, noticed the time is gone, uh , time to work on what you are here we are meaning to do this, you must immediately issue a short when the musicians. uh, today new ones appear , i say, come on guys, i'll help you, like

a song. to do she says, yes, there was no better than some kind of hack, repost and more likes more likes, and less work on what m-m. it must sound like something. maybe it's not a matter of work, but a state of mind, maybe it's just that people have become squeezed somehow, because look, here, again, he doesn't blame anyone for anything. there in gadgets, there and so on. well, such a distance. yes, we have become slaves of this box. yes, that is, an adult wakes up first of all, this phone climbs there, but look, it seems to me that people have stopped visiting. here, well, they began to walk less often, because of this, as a result. yes, they began to communicate less. uh, including, but funny stories when they tell here in this. here, including such a short genre as the year here, maybe, after all , through our trick. yes, we will try to somehow, uh, well, let alone reach out to people. yes, but still uh,

suggest not to forget not to forget. here e, good pastime to go guests there to invite guests. tell jokes. tell stories that funny things happened to them from here. maybe they will be born. here, as it were, something new, because , by the way, i think that this remains in musical groups and in the theater, because even when you work, because this is a team of the concept of a team. yes, here i suddenly come, and young artists tell me jokes that my dad used to tell there, when the director collects, uh, the corpse and says so. look at the play they took a bad one. the artists at the rehearsal did not rehearse well. money for the performance yes, not enough is not enough.

and the performance turned out to be bad, and so that the podcast of jokes on the same positive note at the end of today's program, so that the audience still has hope for more and more talented programs, and not the one that we built today, although it is in my opinion. it turned out very, naturally, like a joke. well, at least, we spoke very sincerely openly and tried to somehow embrace all this immensity. but nonetheless. we are not familiar. at i have a question for you: you rested in sochi in the sixty-eighth year. well, how many years ago was that? well, who, but if i have a file cabinet, if you're interested, i'll take a look now and i'll answer you. yes, i'm wondering now for a second the file cabinet of the sixty -eighth year, and in what month in august? yes , i rested here it is written rested. yes? tell a man, sochi during the holidays. you had a meeting with a girl galina how do you say, yes, because he remembers some years how long has it been? well, let's go, i'm in the filing cabinet. if you need, please, yes, yes, natasha

among others, there was a booth. tell me, in august of the sixty-eighth in sochi, with this girl galina, who the hell do you have sex with? well , you basically need to know that yes, you need to know a good look. so yes, there were, yes, so i'm her husband and i strongly dislike it, don't boil, don't boil, krutyak, look, i also didn't like it. on this approximately yes, well, form, i don’t even know, uh, why should the audience ask you for respect, but did it pass or vice versa you wanted to sleep, and most importantly, that after our programs after this nightly podcast you were in a good mood. tell jokes. collect jokes. and we will try to save them, and together with you for posterity. good night. see you again. bye.

you tell me why he drags slippery, because you're driving somewhere. let go well, extreme driving was not in vain? this is not the worst thing, the door does not open, well done.

why did we carry it? i was always wondering why it is impossible to slow down at a cornering speed? look, your car weighs almost 2 tons. she has great momentum. and you press the brake pedal. she has a small contact patch. each of the four wheels is very small and they are practically blocked. yes , there is abs that helps and unlocks a little bit of the wheel, but even it is not capable. that's to send you entirely along the trajectory along which you wanted to, i like it, i'm ready for the test. let's see what it can do in practice. dial dial 60 even on a slippery road slows down, then turn. release the brake pedal. here you can

do not fly out of the skid. what to do if i’m already turning at speed, well, i didn’t notice, well then i’m lying, i’m going in, but if the speed is not critical, that is, 60 kilometers per hour and the turn is not at 90 °, well then, in principle, you are allowed, of course , carries opportunities, but will not even carry away. it's scary, but urah, you see, you saw a little bit, it began to endure a little, but still it was not so scary. what is the main lesson you have learned for yourself today, it turns out, if we enter the turn at speed at speed in ice. yes in no case do we slow down, even if

something went wrong, even if it seems that it has blown into a snowdrift, it doesn’t know there somehow zakatala spun the wheels. and in general, i wanted to say , we slow down, either before the turn, or it doesn’t slow down, by the way, this is very important information for girls , so every morning of yours will definitely be kind and safe. the temperature of the cold passed 36.6, and the weakness of the cough remained to recover faster ; in the bath, pour bunches of oregano and thyme with boiling water, steam the linden broom. after 10 for minutes we filter the infusion, serve it on kamenka, fan ourselves with oak brooms, collect the pores from above and lower it down in the head, in the second run we lie down on our stomach, put

steamed bunches, thyme oregano and a linden broom under our faces. we breathe the healing aromas of tbilisi herbs at the same time we pass through the body with oak brooms, linden, thyme and oregano will have an anti-inflammatory effect, oak brooms will warm up and drive away the remnants of a cold to consolidate the effect. after the bath it is warm, wrap up and drink tea with raspberry jam. follow my recommendations for the morning from malaise and a trace will not remain. be well. dear friends, today we will repair with you. this is the most common office table, the metal base is good. but the upholstery and foam rubber have deteriorated, i suggest updating it with everything you need for work. this

bath mats are foam glue spray and black acrylic paint. to begin with , we will disassemble the table by unscrewing the screws. we take off the back. and the seat turn the table. remove the staples from the back. we separate the back and seat from plywood. apply on a tree

approximately the width of our seat and a little on foam. attach the mat to the back. we cut off, taking into account the bending, bend the edges and sew them to the plywood with a furniture stapler, close the inside of the seat with a plastic cover. can the chair be assembled by screwing the seat?

the cars that make vagan mikoyalin are called stopper shows; their task is not to drive quickly, but to surprise the viewer. here it is ordinary, like a russian classic, but instead of headlights , two flamethrower nozzles are stuffing for a hot jet in the trunk. here we have four cylinders, two receivers with air and two fuels, and we will pump up immediately in advance it is obtained and then we leave somewhere. and here is another brainchild of vagano. no , this is not a christmas tree on a frame, only branches from it, and this miracle drove on new year's eve along the roads of krasnodar, here the door opens for us. here we open, we go in, and there was a small car, we sat there and drove. look,

you can't see anything. only we had a camera there and through the camera. now the local inspectors were looking at the idea, they didn’t appreciate it, they issued a fine for the lack of numbers. vagan decided to build another frankenstein car shifter. base from the plate he placed inside an inverted passenger car. she has numbers. so maybe the law enforcement officers will not find fault with this. we are moving to irkutsk. there is also a similar kulibin. true, he built not a car, but a snowmobile from childhood he dreamed about this. i studied at school. i was somehow more drawn to aviation. and i decided to make an aerosleigh. the first experience was very unsuccessful. and so, viktor nikolaevich decided to take it in retirement. revenge, in fact, the device is a simple base with a cabin, the motor is on the skis at the back. it spins the propeller. direction of travel the driver sets the steering wheel, which controls the front skis. if i could

have done it, but now it’s already and all the beautiful opportunity yevgeny pavlyuchenko assembled the velomobile looks like a car is actually a bicycle, and with an electric motor you want to turn the distance. if you want, rest on electric traction and the stove is not needed in winter. if you pedal and wear winter clothes, you will be hot. if it will go on one electric motor. you freeze move. i find that wide wheels are comfortable, good when driving on in the snow, the gears are selected so that the driver's strength is enough even for climbing uphill, and the roof protects against snow wind and spray and register this vehicle. you don't need a bike though.