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are you out of your mind? my god! what is it? what is my god, i was assured gives a radically black color on deribasovskaya street. what shall we do? dye
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impressive, simple and tasteful, but living with such hair in soviet russia is not recommended. why it is
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impossible to shave, then you sit here all your life. haircut and shave 2 rub. why so expensive? the head of the second house of the star social security was a shy viking. his whole being protested against the crash, but not to steal , he could not, he stole and he was ashamed, he stole
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constantly and was constantly ashamed , the world had never seen such a deep thief as alexander yakovlevich
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i felt sorry for the disco. cuckoo is that folk songs are very interesting? i'm a fire inspector. very nice comrade. let's look into the room.
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this is our bedroom. clear chimneys are cleaned regularly. yes, the stoves are fine. went further. is this a new batch of old ladies? this orphan is a heavy legacy of the tsarist regime. comrades spektr i ask you to dine what god sent us on this day god sent alexander yakovlevich for lunch a bottle of homemade bison mushrooms black granular crust mincemeat from herring ukrainian borscht chicken with rice fruits and so on and so forth i drink for your utilities. thank you.
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bon appetit. by the way, why is your kefir establishment such a meager inventory even to sit with taste, absolutely nothing. why not on anything? well what is english chair, they say, a unique thing this morning is a chair. the sad singer in your household chairs disappear by itself in a mysterious way. this is just ridiculous, i'll go look in the bedrooms. one of my acquaintances also sold state furniture to me, these baseless accusations of yours. even very strange. well, you are a victim of an abortion, to whom did you sell
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the chair here pasha, who has a supernatural instinct, realized that now they would beat him, maybe i don’t even know with his feet, i saw him for the first time in my life. the first time does not allow. giving a bribe to an official in the line of duty of the criminal code shame
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robs let fathers very nice,
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maybe maybe. so, did you find the scammer? i 'll beat you in the face, father fyodor vykusi this green
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cold evening decided the fate of the entire enterprise, if you can get it from the case for which vorobyaninov's furniture was distributed, the case can be considered like this. m. so, i would like to find something from pasha's furniture to keep his memory. do you know to whom the furniture from the father's house was given? yes this is a very complex matter, very complex. this is only a wealthy person under the force closer to the body. according to the guide, information will be paid for 70 rubles. agree money vs warrants when you get money on you oh then please, i beg you now. wow, the full archive at home is completely complete, i know, just in case, we live, we know, like on a volcano everything can happen, people will rush to look for their emil and where are they furniture oh
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, here they are, and who saved, who will remove the korobeinikov, lord, thank you they will say to the old man, a to me you don’t need much for ten for orders and that’s it. your father's furniture is all here . you are a true hero of labor. is it possible? what do you want, a headset that generates popova, but a very good and also hamsian work no, well, bye by your presence. what kind of money seems to have asked me about some money? i swear on the honor of the late father
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, i forgot to withdraw from the current account. a fighter for an idea they say to you tomorrow, so tomorrow. bye, write letters. never before in bartholomews was not. so mean deceit. he himself could deceive anyone, but now he was going bankrupt at his best commercial enterprise, from which he expected big brays and a well-to-do, generous old age. excuse me. how can a citizen peddler get through? i am korobeinikov, i am the brother and watered of matveyevich, vorobyaninov, dear. hello started, well, to your
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brother's headset. and i'll ask for money up front. wow, nothing. wait a minute evening chimes just kidding , i give him a warrant for popova's headset, i ask for everything in one place, citizen brunz grape
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at first by the way, i forgot to tell the citizen. pensioners in expenses i hope they should participate on an equal footing to transfer here, 35 rubles. the first order for 10 chairs, issued by the museum of furniture art in moscow, another order for one chair, issued to a gritsatsu citizen. eva, the widow of invalids of the imperialist war, stargorod , plekhanov street 15, let's take care of the dovushka. yes, yes, for some reason it seems to me that the values ​​are in this very chair. i'm waiting for you in the lobby,
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if lovely girls could fly birds like that, i would never bend over, i personally admired them from everyone. oh hello, dad. oh, good morning, and matveyevich prays. did i hurt you during our last meeting, which was very nice to meet. lunch, do not be afraid now do not serve. well, where are the parishioners serving in the cities ? i
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don't know. whose only seek. and there at all firm. we buy old things. lady cow, anything, i want to sell you ears from a dead donkey, what old things do we buy?
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hello sanitary inspectorate dr. michelson very nice konrad karlovich they are pleased. well, let's look at the room. please, please, please, please. i tell you that he is without a mustache, but he is the spitting image of vorobyaninov, and with him a handsome man is clearly a former officer, lord why did he come? what do you think, at least for centuries? how to write out who is not now in danger of a mustache, dear elena stanislavna, they do not shave off for nothing. certainly, s what purpose is he here? be a child? it's been a
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long time. but love is still viktor mikhailovich, i must see him. you understand, anyway, after 10 years of separation. i can't help but see him. you understand, i will ask you, i beg you. bring him. spend it. spend it. where bison run among the pampas and above the women sunsets, as if blood lived a pirate, gloomy in the wilds of the amazon there lived a pirate who did not believe in love after a terrible battle , a slender figure returned home.
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one night with a young slender krenku, he saw on the sand and one bullet, he killed the wallpaper and wandered along the shore to the point
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realized. it is necessary tonight to paint it, by god, steal it. for a marshal of the nobility your scale is too small. this is typical foppishness to rob a poor widow, so you want it to be as soon as possible soon only cats
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will be born to calmly delve into a chair. i marry her marry, what dreams of a woman with nona, but you bind yourself for life, which you will not do for the benefit of the concession, good evening, sir, and water the briefcase. do not have, but it is what you want to say to my friend. eh, you don't need worry. i am from elina stanislavovna, how she is here and it is very very to see you, sorry. what a familiar woman hmm an old acquaintance then, maybe we'll go to dinner with old acquaintances, first of all, i really want to eat. after this widow's tea, please come. those us mysterious stranger you have to worry, everything will be perfect. i know what you risked. coming to me i don't ask. why did you come from paris, my old man did not come at all. i came from berlin but it is not
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recommended to speak about it out loud. by the way, in there is a very strange custom in berlin, where they eat so late that it is impossible to understand that this is an early supper or a late lunch. now act act act. the old woman will not let you down, a reliable woman, yes, your political credo is always. russia will not forget you. oh madam strict secret state secret do you know who this powerful old man is? don't say, you can't know. this giant of thought is the father of russian democracy and is especially close to the emperor. there are many in our city. with your help, we will connect with the best people in the city who
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evil fate drove underground, who can be invited? urban abroad will help us complete secret organization of attention fasten western will help. guys, you're doing very well, very well. the west will help us, be strong. complete secret of contributions, that is, organizations union of the sword of this as his attention plowed. thank
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you. please gentlemen. what regiment did you listen to? excuse me, i did not serve in the nobleman. yes? yes no, yes or no. i don't know how you want. you are a representative of private capital. can't stay deaf. kston people can not be strong. fine. do you know who is sitting there? of course, i 'm afraid to make a mistake. but in my opinion, this is kitty vorobyaninov, the kitty of russian democracy, especially close to the operator, but i warn you long hands
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from everywhere we hear groans, from all over our vast country. some of you are served eating white bread with butter. others eat sandwiches with black caviar, and some even with red caviar. the third receive rations and only homeless children are without a guardian. we lord jurors must help them and we will help them. need immediate help children are the flowers of life. i invite you now to make your contributions and help children only
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children and no one else. do you understand me? contributions in order of seniority of the lord, let's start with the respected maxim petrovich in the beam of time. there are more better times. they will come soon, however, to street children, whom i currently represent, this does not apply , we will continue. and
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that 500 rubles. lord, the children will not forget you. one next meeting will be announced separately. guard the secret of helping children this should be kept secret, by the way, in your personal interests.
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nothing, my chicken is your cockerel healthy, it 's crazy. you will ruin everything. give me a chair. there's nothing here.
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it turns out. he moved from stargorod to kharkov , and then to rostov, where i am now going. so i arm myself with patience and pray to god to sell my old cassock. and what to sell from furniture? you're already a mother decide for yourself yes, for yourself yes, i almost forgot. i suffered great grief when leaving kharkov and admiring from the window the wonderful little russian nature. from my head my heads were blown off by the wind to artus karta blew off the concessionaires arrived in the capital at exactly 11:00 moscow time. where did we come ? there are a lot of good people in moscow and all my friends. please be invited. it was a famous student dormitory named after the monk, berthold, schwartz, once
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students of chemistry lived here. and now the hostel resembled a cross between lived in a partnership and a feudal village. kolya are you at home? again, when they came, probably from the police, comrade. can't it be quieter? i want to sleep. yes, i'm at home, come in, come in, and here i am married, this is lisa very nice. can i have you for a minute? fine, he left for six months on a business trip. so settle down great option. the key to
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the apartment, where will the money be? where did the medical student developed interesting to know? it's better to sell a skeleton than a mattress, well , where are you leader going?
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and where will we sleep well, settle down? never mind, this is a property and a museum. get your share. here 200 rubles. maybe not count. you are not in the church you will not be deceived by a souvenir. i took it as a keepsake, and madame says to tsatsuliyeva. and what about a sultry woman a poet's dream?
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i will no longer go to a vegetarian cafeteria to eat a fake hare of carrots and pea sausage. so you prefer the meat of poor animals to vegetarian. for the first time in three months of married life. kolya realized that the woman he loves does not like vegetarian food, which , speaking between us, he himself did not like, but meat is their family budget. i just couldn't stand it. my girl, all diseases come from meat. well, let the body weakened by consumption
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meat is unable to fight infections. all happy families are alike each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way leo tolstoy anna karenina part one wrote be healthy. do not interfere in our family life, why did you finally cling to me with your tolstoy? i ask you, where are you going? farewell unfortunate. ran
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so you see a bed in front of you quite right, a bed, or rather weeks, as this furniture tells us. this furniture tells us what huge non-labor incomes had a corrupted aristocracy girl girl. i'm telling you, they don't touch the museum furniture with their hands. excuse me, it's time to know so only a sick fantasy, a decaying class could give rise to bedroom furniture of such incredible sizes. well, i'm sorry to say that ordinary people have nothing to do. with the permission to look for a bed , there is nothing funny, but you can come up, you can come up, but with your hands and touch it. so well, calmly miliez, what is this already the last room? and they are nowhere. it's time for you, leader, to be treated with electricity. a chair, a needle, let's find it.
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so wait for me here. how did you get here? by chance? i quarreled with my husband. here's how i'll be right back. yes, elizaveta petrovna very nice. very nice. what is seated? thanks a lot. so it goes. it is now spring in paris, and you have been to paris more than once. you are a scientist.
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it has nothing to do with the science that i am presenting at the moment. tell me, comrade, how can you explain that the furniture and stargorod sent to you by order is not available? what did you say, when will you bring me happiness see you again. where is this comrade? bender gone missing today? is it possible today? i beg you, well, well, come to us. oh no, meet me outside. the weather is amazing right now. is it may now
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? is it may? the sorcerer, after all, is a fresh fan on us. yes it seems today how strange you are. we need to urgently go to one place. excuse me, forgive me, forgive me, until evening elizaveta petrovna god, god, god, they are the very silence.
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can i buy these chairs please, but only tomorrow today is just over thank you. consider that the chairs are in our pocket, pray, pray for me, the women's wine cards are provided to you. vorobyaninov had 200 rubles in his pocket. the former socialite leo decided to blind lisa with a scare of you. please one minute. please.
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can i ask you? yes, this table is out of service. this table is for foreigners
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. oh, please. we don’t keep anything vegetarian vegetarian, then give us these sausages for a ruble, 20 a bottle of vodka and what will you eat fresh salmon caviar with oyster pie don’t, why you pickled cucumbers?
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everything stay, i can't allow it. please
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is 70 rubles. 90 5 110 why don't you haggle? 0 125 130 145 145 rub. in the fifth row from the left 145 2 145 3 200
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why does 230 include 15 percent of the commission fee? i asked if i have 200 chasing. thirty, trembling and livelier. see the lady is waiting. well, i have no money, like 200 rubles. i lost them. give me money, you old bastard. will pay one
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little minute for it. let you know nothing about any commission fees warn, personally, i refuse to pay these 30 rubles. okay, i'll arrange everything now. auction sale person refusing to pay the full amount effect in the police they need to complain. indeed, the devil knows what it's like to fight
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workers at three exorbitant prices. for and god for some used 10 chairs 230 rubles. go crazy. is it really possible to go crazy? here 's the police. here's a high price for you, chairs for the working people of all countries. here are your night walks among the girls. here you have gray hair in your beard, bes in the rib, and now get out. everything is lost. what's missing rejoice. what
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you hear quiet. you gavrilov went to the third floor. well, speed
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will you get pushkin goodbye? so where are the 9 chairs known for sure, the chances are still not worth losing heart. the tenth chair worries me. so nine against one? a good combination the meeting continues. listen to vape ladies' favorite, chairs need to be forged until hot act boldly more cynicism people like it. code
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, we must honor about 12 thousand words with the words ho-ho elochka, shchukina expressed everything that whatever. in this case, she said, i swear on my honor this man's sweatshirt can make a smart dress no worse than this unfortunate american woman, seeing.
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men in a new dress will tremble me and follow me to the ends of the world, stuttering with love, i will be cold. what is this, where are the chairs from? haha i'm giving you
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a translation, isn't it, what a nice little say after that that your wife has no taste. yes , someone gave good chairs, don't be naive, who will make such gifts, so you bought them. what the hell is this such. i would ask you to choose the expression ugliness. i told you a thousand times, you live directly. i receive 200 rubles. i don’t take bribes, they don’t steal money , i don’t know how to fake it. we need to disperse.
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let's disperse, peacefully, the room will remain with you, i will give you 100 rubles. per month. even 120 live as you want. but i can’t do that . ivan alekseevich went to the dacha and left me his apartment for the summer, but there is not enough furniture there, i will take this desk. and one of those chairs. i think that's it right.
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fine fur mexico to be i recognize. i'm coming to you on a telecat business. you were at the auction yesterday and made an extraordinary impression on me. leah, only you with your feminine flair could choose such an artistic thing, dear, dear. sell ​​me these chairs. i will give you 10 rubles.
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hamite boy by the way, now in europe and in the best houses of philadelphia it is customary to pour tea through a strainer and very elegantly a diplomat i know came to me from vienna and brought it as a gift. i'll ask you for a second chair, what ha ha, where is the second chair we i'm sick, i'm a pair of birds, brother, sea
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lands, where are you? janitor two
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positions was terrible in moscow in the city center on the site, on the 9th floor there was an adult with a higher education completely naked and tim had nowhere to go. he would rather agree to go to jail than to appear in such a form, there was only one thing left to disappear.
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the poet nicephorus lyapis trubetskoy was his man here. he knew the shortest paths to those oases where the bright springs of royalty splash under the broad-leaved canopy of departmental magazines. ki
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generally good. but not good. we are youth and magazine, and you are talking about some completely anti-pedagogical. incredible things, well, where have you seen that husbands cheated on their wives? i personally don't remember this at all. these are our husbands. these are our wives. yes, absolutely atypical right? i thought about it a lot too. i have another option. gavrila
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was an exemplary husband gavrila was much better for his wives and, mind you, much sharper. gavrila served as a bureaucrat, he was a firefighter gavrila gavrila, shoot a film. we found a place to swim. instead of
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cry, maybe you should go to the bath. look at who they look like, just some kind of picador. and you can't get into the apartment. your wife asked to take. please
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. i'm from the newspaper. what happened? write. allspice magazine hello urgently need money bailiff wrote all my furniture can be taken away. yes, i didn’t return, that
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i’m sorry can i see a friend n. and lyapis trubetskoy had no right to hear for me is not a luxury. this is my production tool. i sit on it and create. this is lawlessness, and the debt to you, in the end, was returned a week later. put now at the table. forgive the misunderstanding.
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service such bureaucrats he how many times have i told you that it is sinful to steal the giant of thought father, russian democracy, especially close to the emperor and such petty criminal inclinations. be aware you will go to jail. i 'm not going to carry you a pass. no, after all, you are not my mother, nor my sister, nor my mistress, it is incomprehensible. why why from what i met you, for no apparent reason, i met you and lost my peace incomprehensibly. why it is not known why brilliant yes, yes strubetskoy's blunder lives here. lyapis trubetskoy is
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i eat it. why are you, comrade, driving away a state-owned courier - do you know which courier is fraught with, you yourself know which one i’ll ask you to clear your chair, sit down, they have no right about rights. citizens would be silent. free furniture resistance in the line of duty article 215 paragraph b your surname citizen will be a witness who you are, come to the accused. this is my wife, perjury article 321 section three paragraph g. it would have been like that for a long time. citizen do not conflict, the law must be observed. i take out furniture, no, don't take it out, just as i don't take it out, when exactly do i take it out? hello bureaucrat
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, everything is fine, every hidden chair adds to our chances. today i'm going to print. the newspaper machine in the house of peoples in the house of the people was that yeralash that happens only at horse fairs, and precisely at the moment when everyone in society is catching a pickpocket. hello, what do you want? here
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it is printed hit by a horse on friday , a citizen was hit by a horse on semyonovskaya square. about bender, the victim escaped with a slight fright. so what? address what address citizen in yellow shoes?
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the chances are increasing, but there are still no diamonds.
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farewell, darling . and the marshal, what we managed to find out about the columbus theater is an extremely unfavorable situation. what is to report the situation today in the theater closed season? leave one remains somewhere here. of the two hares, they choose the one that is fatter. well, let's go to the end of the season, shall we? i invited you all, gentlemen, to inform
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you of the unpleasant news that the director is coming to us as the inspector as the inspector the inspector from st. petersburg incognito by secret order votchina
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on the left, there would be a valekh, it seems that the song has nothing to do with it, but such a big meaning. digs
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i invited you. take hands from petersburg? i find the volatile intelligentsia among the people
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deeply, and hello, labor merchants. come on anyway. a magnificent symbol of separation from the people and the fall my dear, katya received the money quite on time. for which i sincerely thank you. but the brunz engineer was not in rostov ;
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the chairs are already loaded, the ship does not take passengers on a special flight. as you can see the inscription is all on the circulation of the steamer is leased to the circulation commission, along the way they will produce circulations of state loans. and where does the theater a dark man, a theater understandable to the masses will promote the idea of ​​government loans. and we , unfortunately, are not a commission, not a theater. but what to do?
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to the 95th anniversary of vyacheslav where else? whose fool are you? maybe feed you. come on, let's go to a movie that you can watch endlessly.
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m because natasha gave these socks. to friends, family and everyone i love, i will buy everything and give cashback from the discount. so many things i donate. i give everything. everything is enough. now megamag. that's all, look at him. it's not him,
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yes, i'm telling you for sure. well, maybe he is your favorite grant with a big juicy, melting cutlet, cheese, onions and cucumbers. exactly he try grant double grant and grand deluxe. and we also choose the new grand three cheeses only in delicious and period. revenge. inspired by sports, choose a universal image for walking, training and outdoor activities from adidas
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even to those who are not lucky money from tinkov apartments from the group plane travel from fanansan and millions of other prizes under the stickers in the application fell ill. he told you why didn't you tell me earlier to be given a separate one. how could i know that the artist would get sick. it's the devil knows what it is. go to the city and bring another you will be given a separate kayu where will i go. the passage is now leaving, then you will draw yourself do not concern me.
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yes, what about paying the confirmed rates? well, comrade, well, besides, a free table and a private cabin, oh well, persuaded. yes, but i have a boy with me. which boy is the assistant to the boy. we have no loans. in this case, ask no, if at your expense, then please let him live in your cabin. here is the key. the key is the key to the apartment, where the money is what? you speak? i say, my boy is nimble, used to spartan surroundings. i thought we had been on the ship for a long time. skip this citizen.
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let him be the first to throw a stone at me.
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the heart of beauties is prone to treason and change, as in the evening my affectionate love. we wanted lies the second. clear
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there are here. starts a new batch of furniture in 1865 , st. petersburg. and where are the diamonds you amazingly quick-witted hunter for stools of diamonds. as you can see no be silent sadness be silent. listen, don't hit yourself with your ears, don't hit your cheeks, someday we'll laugh at the stupid one in the eighth, in which this stupid tablet was found. 99 chances
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here, so the sketch. here on this shield three meters by four it is necessary to make a banner by the evening you will have time, please do not worry about high artistic level. do you know how to draw? it’s a pity, i don’t know how either, and you know how to write these letters, you don’t know how at all. we are artists.
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stop trading how much there is 35 rubles. oh , they will beat us, when they beat you, you will cry. and now go to the pier, hire a boat and wait for me in a designated place comrade, bender how will you win something about me? don't worry. i'm in shape today, the first move
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is barely e4 and there, and then we'll see one moment. my lecture is a fruitful idea. what are brothers? this is clear to everyone. and what is an idea, comrades? idea comrade - this is a human thought, denounced in a logical chess form, even with
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insignificant forces, you can master the entire board. it all depends on each individual individually. some of you play well, others play badly and no amount of lectures will change this balance of power. if each of you brothers daily, hourly, minutely, will not practice checkers. let's move on to chess. but you know, your club of four horses seasoned with body staging can completely transform towns, so i suggest. you need to arrange an international chess is a tournament, and everything to the tournament takes you all over the world from not thousands of rich minutes.
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the state will have to urgently build a railway line and a highway. moscow vasyuki, a skyscraper hotel to accommodate guests, a chess palace, where a tournament will take place, a super-powerful radio station to transmit sensational messages to the whole world, a large vasyuki airport, regular departures of planes and airships to all corners of the world, including reuta, janeiro and melbourne. just imagine.
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inter-planetary chess tournament between the teams of vasyukov and the big dipper will end with a convincing victory. and bitches. hooray! the most exciting most striking most intriguing show ice age together again the finale, see after
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groups, plane trips and millions of other prizes under the stickers in the application. i am svetlana who i want to become my father experimented. on the rest of the boards, ostap did the same operation and dragged the king's pawn e4 on the third move. it turned out that the grandmaster plays 18 spanish games in the remaining 12:00 hours, black used, albeit outdated, but quite correct defense of the philidor, if ostap knew that he plays
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such tricky games and faces such a tried and tested defense. he would be extremely surprised . the fact is that the great strategist played chess, for the second time in his life he looks at the rook , framed, lures he sacrificed the queen for me. what to do? yes yes. congratulations to you young man. you are making progress.
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my rook a just stood in this place now she is no more. no, that means it wasn't. where did you wear it? you brought it out, you won, on what move on the fifteenth that you are fooling me with your rook, you surrender, say so, comrades. i have all the moves recorded office writes. it's outrageous. give me my rook, watch all lovers. zholy
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keep going kitty, musik
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come on, come on. gentlemen are you going to beat us? moreover , how do you not drink yours, if i'm not mistaken,
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they wanted to beat me? goodbye lovers of strong chess sensations. cheboksary seems to be excellent. here we sell our trophies. i think then we will have enough money to get to pyatigorsk there we will wait for the theater. look, see the marshal, our chair is floating. hello buddy. long time no
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see. like this. come here. you know vorobyaninov, this chair reminds me of our life. we also go with the flow. we will come and sail. nobody loves us. except for the criminal investigation department, which also does not like us. eh kitty we are strangers at this celebration of life. my dear and priceless katya every hour we are approaching our happiness, soon money
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we will have plenty, but we will sit down in a good way in samara for our factory and we will sing liquor. however, closer to the point in terms of its geographical position and population, the city of baku significantly exceeds the city of rostov. however , it is inferior to the city of kharkov, they say, kerosene is mined here. and the beam engineer was no longer in baku. he moved to the city of batum on the way from here to batum for 15 rubles. with kopecks came out 20 by telegraph. yours is always needed. for the whole body ten you embitter me. i am a man
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tormented by narzan. how much do you want empty? and state-owned property i agree well, take 20 by the eyes i see that they agree. si is a product with full non-resistance of the sides well, sets out the dog learn. money in the morning at night
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morning money in the evening money in the evening, but consider quickly. the theater leaves tomorrow. touring oh my god, what are you doing, the jacket, i've been wearing it for 15 years, and it's still like new. don't worry. it won't be like new soon. tell
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the leader. can you say in french lord, i haven't eaten for 6 days, please, so sitzhur. oh well, and your pronunciation kisulya a in to what extent do you know german? why do i need you? and then, that you will now go to the city park and beg in french, german and russian. here, the pure collection will go to mechnikov's fitter never before has vorobyaninov stretched out his hand. so stretch your legs old fool. how do you like this alphonse 3 months, i feed him
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i sing i bring him up and now he is in the third position. and she declares she is never satisfied, comrade of one of the two, or you immediately begin to fulfill your duties by the evening brings 10 rubles. ilya, i automatically exclude you from the number of shareholders of air conditioners , they count up to five. repeat the spell, but do not believe do not believe pitifully more music in the voice well in german let's well in russian something to soak for minutes.
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well, i know this. gentlemen, give something to feed the former deputy of the state duma, the so-called failure was considered
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a landmark of pyatigorsk, it seems to be the only place where vacationers could get for free. ostap decided to correct such an unfortunate omission, buy each one. a ticket for these five cats purchases tickets for children 5 kopecks. trade union member 10 kopecks. and a fucking member. but since the representatives of the police can be equated with children, then five kopecks from you. give us 10 years. tell me for what purpose the payment is taken for the purpose of overhauling
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the failure, so that it does not sink too much, but come in, i ask you, look through. what about the third chair, don't throw premature tantrums, maybe you're carrying 150,000. maybe i am definitely heavier, let me carry it.
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didn't even guess. he did not make one superfluous and not a single unnecessary movement perfectly. zom, i remembered this song from my childhood my dad is on the violin in reality at 3:00 in the morning and the city is like the sea, i see god in a dream, if
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only they knew this song holds, there is really this suffering and pain, some kind of bitterness in the morning, from this moment. your life will be divided into that and after three chords , the new season is tomorrow after the evening news. award-winning chefs and recognized culinary masters, having tested mahei products, take off their hats and congratulate on mahi's superior taste award makes your meals tastier, they say get out of your comfort zone. but how long have you been in it for a month spam traffic ends. look, you can enjoy peace of mind, like
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if you find out, you will not understand that someone from the locals is involved in this, perhaps someone whom she knew very well. there are ordinary people. a fair trial is never above energy and if you think so.
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1tv cinema presents the key to a successful walk depends on your personal well-being vanity annoyance excessive modesty can only hinder you. now. think of something good. and what are you saying to me? don't fight her. yes it is, how are you. mousik
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where is here? on you, mother, on you, my dear, i trust in you. i dare not, i dare not sit in the presence of highly placed experiments. talk to this citizen in my house, please don't get on your knees, little head,
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no mother. i'm not your mother, what do you want m? why? why should i sell my chairs? yes, this is my studio. how do i what, forgive them from you it was not my god who stole all the suites, the former property, of my trembling wife, who is now to die on the tree of voronezh , and not out of his own impudence. from the tokma, the will of those who sent their wives in order to seat the last minutes of life. i decided to bother you, i'm ready not to be stingy and pay for the headset. as much as you want at least 20 rubles. 20 rub. for a beautiful living room set, huh? music is a psycho, i can't be a psycho. i'm not crazy, but carry out the will of the current that sent an unexpected start musik, he's
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crawling again. set a price. well, you you know, i don't think i'm crazy. yes, my wife's illness. listen, he can sell him chairs, get rid of it. this is for 20 rubles. of course, i will not sell, i will not sell for 200, but i will sell for 250. no, i'm tired of it. move at least three steps away from the palm tree. secondly, stand up immediately. i will sell you furniture for 250 rubles. no less no speed no sake. and the current we are in fulfillment of the will of the patient,
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that my wife is also ill. after all, your lungs are not in order, but on this basis they do not require that they sell me your jacket for 30 kopecks. take these jokes of yours for free throw 250 rubles. not a penny less than 50. musik , invite eurofet pavlovich . spend
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85,100 rubles
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stop muslim i'll show you.
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pay attention there are only 5 days left on the road, and ahead of 150,000 kopecks. i want to eat lizunchik be patient
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come on give money money. alpine begging is a holy cause
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30 kopecks. the premiere went well. pay attention to the leader of the great people, kolya and mika let's kill mickey and write bucky kitty and osya were here.
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where did the blood of the one you killed go? mother-in-law? speak. repent sinner. repent competing firm. hold it, hold it, he stole our sausage, hold it. give me the sausage, fool, i'll forgive everything.
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mother, i am not your mother. i am queen tamara lord please don't kneel on any knees i know how you know.
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the neighbor of the candle factory would come in. return, chime, how many thoughts it brings, he people repent publicly. why are you taping
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the columbus theater touring? is the third time over? why, besides the tour of the workers' tour, stoppages. listen , where did this damned theater go? you don't know why don't know know i left a friend.
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so they've been following us for two months. and probably. tomorrow they will be waiting for us at the safe house. thank you, we'll have an ambush waiting. we are pleased to meet in this disturbing environment, a dedicated fighter. i hope with your help to save the father of russian democracy. i'll give you a space is not necessary. i am ready to provide financial assistance for salvation from russian democracy. you are a faithful son of the fatherland, thank you 500 rubles. they can save a giant of thought, say a 200 rubles. they can't save. i
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i think bargain. lord and now pay off the waiter and discreetly. leave the union of the sword and plowshare alive, we will not surrender to them from here in order
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. here is our future, present and past , comrade of the poor, what is it? what is it rather on the street? heroes as a hero, and to me
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my life was the first blow of the great crimean earthquake of 1927. keep
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and fire matveyevich dear and hurt matveyevich the fact of the matter is that he found an ingenious combination brilliantly carried out to the end of the ancient adventure where is he? where is the new railroad club? first floor third window from corner tonight, through this window, we will calmly and gently get into the club. tonight
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, in the meantime, honey, we can rest. consider that the money is in your pocket. tonight oh, by the way, leader, why do you need money? why some nonsense? well, what will you buy, kisulya after all, you have no imagination? no money, i won't give you. it was everything. i'll take you to my office 40 rubles. tipping for a month overalls, but my offer is suitable. will you have money will cream, margo eat? the meeting continues.
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died this is the same room, yes, yes. and here the young citizens are, the very surprise. here is the chair i was talking about. come on, stand up soldier. served.
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i'm a watchman in the old club, a scoundrel club and a caretaker comrade of russia these are the jewels that this new club was built, probably, and the kremlin gave me 50 rubles from the suit, it was very interesting. well, let's go ahead and show our gyms. can't be.
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i consider the meeting closed thank you for your attention.
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shurik told us this story, he
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collected folklore, local legends during the holidays fairy tales. maybe this story is just a legend, but according to shurik, it really happened in one of the mountainous regions. he did not say in which one, so as not to be unfair to other areas where exactly the same story could happen. where are you cursed
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no wonder said, great wise first driver of this car uchtidik edik sasha teacher said, he alone knows allah. where does the spark go with this unworthy geek, the glorious family of morning combustion engines. may his carburetor dry up forever and ever.
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i'm sorry,
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i'm sorry, please, i'm sorry, i have a big request. may i ask you to go? only on the highway, not turning.
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well, year of birth 42 purpose of arrival ethnographic expedition clearly look for oil not really. i'm looking for folklore. i will write you old fairy tales legends toasts, toasts dear you are exceptionally lucky. i will help you. what do you want toast without wine? it's like a wedding night without a bride. i don't drink, but i drink. what is there to drink? you misunderstood me, i don't drink at all. you see, i have no physical ability. here about this. the first toast then
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i have a desire to buy a house, well, i don’t have the opportunity i have the opportunity to buy a goat, but i don’t have the desire. so let's drink to ensure that our desires always coincide with our capabilities. well done so listen to another toast. i 'll be right back, nothing.
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student how do you feel about marriage? it’s not too early for anyone to think about this or never start, now let’s go. and how do you feel about today's celebration of the opening of the wedding palace, i will definitely come. yes , i will definitely have a small one for you, but responsible assignment. yes, but
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we'll see. yes? we are waiting for you, okay. and so, when the whole flock flew south for the winter, but the proud bird said, personally, i will fly right into the sun. and she began to rise, looking for things. very soon she burned her wings and fell to the very bottom of the deepest gorge. so let's have a drink but so that none of us, no matter how high flying, would never break away from the team. well, i feel sorry for the bird and the princess
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hung herself on her own scythe out of anger, because he counted exactly. how many zorin bag. how many drops are in the sea and how many stars are in the sky? so let's drink an hour of cybernetics, shall we? to health. to health. friends today we have a joyful bright sunny holiday. and we will open
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a direct road to all the newlyweds of our region, forward to a brighter future. does he understand love, fortunately, do you agree? does he understand through our wedding palace? we represent the beautiful women of the girl who are the new destiny of the woman.
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please, please. as our wonderful satirist arkady says , a woman friend is a man of minutes
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in the fourteenth century followed by the breakup of the chapel. so all this is true, the paper is written correctly everything, everything is fine true, so on the one hand. a violator is not a violator, but a person of intellectual labor who has major scientific work came to visit us. yeah play our tales

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