actor, tv presenter, winner of the crystal drop award, well, you see how now we will begin to list the galaxies with us galaxies and so on, langepas. talk i want to start a conversation. you know what's about. uh, in the current realities, they still say, yes, well, a joke, what is it? yes. this is somehow not fashionable. moreover, it is old-fashioned. that is. well, they say some not just young people and girls, but some direct skeptics of the present time. here the youth says, do you want a joke. he says i don't i will tell about them. do you want a joke. i mean , it just became a joke. just a joke, but such a short, uh, joke meme like that. yes , you know, yesterday there or or you want a joke opens and protects and you with the help of a gadget in our childhood. remember gadgets. it was an appeal, uh, to a person who carries you yourself such a completely different meaning, and i also have daughters. they do it differently,

they don't tell jokes. dad, look, cool, yes, well, yes, read something to tell to play. maybe it reflects how reality in the sense that, in particular, young people. yes, she stops communicating with each other earlier. to be honest, let's say, well, my childhood is there. youth is there further e in the yard. yes, when everyone gathered it was, as it were, not that cool, as it is now, he says, the youth was generally, well, it’s cool to tell a joke vying. yes, i'm not. listen, i'm tired. yes, i knew everyone there, everyone knew how to tell, and this was a means of understanding. you understand how you loved for free and counted in your mind. here's a generation then there is a girl who had to impress. you were not supposed to read from the phone, but to tell about the memory from the heart, that is, to prove yourself, and now, just

about the girl, to impress . two options, as i remember, are when you know how to play at least a few songs on the guitar, that is, there in the company. yes bravo band i played the guitar in the yard. i told you about it. i got everything from the beatles and our polish heroes vale then they really were like that, that is, well, the guitar, that is, you don’t know how to play. before goodbye, but i know jokes, and then there was such an option, in sports there were guys who, uh, pulled themselves up or something from brusalim, could portray it is already underway. yes, but basically at all times this will say more all the best. if all the best performers are responsible for yours, whether it be classical music or frank the sinator, for example, or carusa. it's not exactly the greatest vocalist. this is the greatest storyteller, because the song it's like you, what you wanted

to tell, here you know how to tell. all, listen, you don’t know how to tell, the perfect solfeggio, high, low notes do not take everything, so it seems to me that the anecdote is still such a safety of communication precisely from eye to eye from the mouth. mouth and what you want to convey, of course, and show how, as it were, degrees and your own can already be told with your erudition of emancipation, by the way, on this occasion. eh, now you understand. why, as they say dear, the spoon remembered a joke for dinner, and the joke that is there uh, there are two of them out of this joke, this is great yuri nikulin yes, who was also the keeper of jokes. uh, and uh, his club there is a white parrot, so the story is next uh, there is such an anecdote. i'll tell it to you now, so, uh, the company is sitting. well, that is, in some century there, for example, there in the nineteenth, then yes, we are cavaliers there. well, that means, uh, they are sitting and

, uh, the new man in this company is just some kind of hussar , he was introduced there, please, there is passion and everything there, yes, and that means he got into the company in this, they are sitting circle and just 244 all ha ha ha there it's a society. we love jokes. we love we love so much and so often we get together to tell each other jokes that already, well, as if everyone knows them by heart. and what will be long is not repeated. we just remember imitating them. here, let's say. now look here. that's 32 there ha ha ha. he says it's a very funny anecdote. i'm like, i'll tell you later. he says you, well, he sat down. he got used to it, and at some point there was such a deathly silence and the lady next to him stood up,

sitting slapping him once, got up and left. he sits simply and says what happened to a friend says. listen well, bro, we didn’t tell vulgar jokes in betrayal. well, here's a rather old anecdote, you , i'm sure you know what he came up with. eh, nikulin, he came up with two sequels. that is , this joke means, and everything is the same start. uh, this, well, new comer. this person says, there, 147. complete silence is just dead, and he looks at everyone like that and a friend will change there. listen, don't be upset. there are just people who know how to talk. and this and well, another third option - this is already a joke, when he says there 210, yes, and again silence is rude. he

says, well, listen, well, do not tell funny ones. yes? and this, i think, is also correct. you said that joke writing is a profession. i think this is a story someone is telling. in passing, if only yesterday it was like this, and the processed story is the narrator. yes, it gives some angle to the other, because agree that sometimes you know the same anecdote, but a person tells some little paint, and he plays in a completely different way. says there best. eh, you'll go there tomorrow, you'll fly to moscow. we need to have a wedding. and in this pocket to him a pack of rubles there once, well, as a fee here quickly counts directly into pocket to the touch hmm money. and what about the wedding you won’t go anywhere further

with a small budget and i will never forget it. i worked in the eighties under the direction of an orchestra doing pozon. the main guest performer was mikhal sergeevich boyarsky and mikhal sergeevich for a beautiful story, misha tells an anecdote that i know very well, but add a little nuance like this. i would even say our strange workshop told the circus. a man comes, says, i am the director of the circus with a new attraction. yes, what rides now such a time no one walks, you have nothing, for sure, we don’t have any expenses of money. yes, nothing is needed, just hang up a poster. here i satisfy vasya live online. as young people now say, right in the ring, 80 women in the evening of the sixty-first division and another 202 for an encore . well, they put up a poster for the first division, and

phone calls began to change in the city. word of mouth radios. here, in general, women bought all the tickets for a month in advance, men are also interested, in short, we take a hose, everyone hangs down from the amphitheater. to be closer to the action, but our hero is 78 two before the end, you know? reason and faints and the mood in the hall are changing screams of swindle were heard. return the money. this is our 78 they are not satisfied with the promised eight swindle director runs out into the arena. ammonia. the hero comes semyon says. vasya, what happened the hero pyotr mikhailovich did not put his mind to it during the day on the run , everything was fine, the word run. i remembered eduard smolny, these productions could all be said at rehearsals. here's to

the run and swindle. he is michal sergeevich of course, uses our folk and the equivalent of this word is different. when to cheat? well, here's one. well, sorry, it's still important, but the quality of the scene and the character are jokes. if we return, because here is the situation itself, this situation, it is already comical that, well, as if, if we parse but i just remembered. also one of these fairly decent jokes, also on this topic, that when a man such an engineer goes home in the subway , a huge line of men comes out of the subway. he goes a huge microdistrict he goes. what's there give, he goes farther into his entrance. well , what happens, he goes up to his floor, and there is a line to his apartment. there is a queue, he comes, which means to his apartment. in the bedroom

, his wife lies on the bed. and in turn. so takes all these men off the subway what's going on? she says you don't see the disaster in my interpretation. i sent it to me. kolya fomenko at kolya fomenko says such an ending, vasya this is some kind of nightmare. and the children are alone. you can see that we touched on something very important. uh, all the jokes in i told the company this. here comes the settlers. you told on this short on this topic is at the door. you know , let's give such a jewish correct and color anecdote, because this is how odessa is told , his homeland, lawyers, a man's funeral. i don't believe you left us. i refuse to believe it comrade. please skip. but

here, by the way, about uh national flavor, yes, you see in jokes, it is very important. yes, uh, to itself here is this short story. yes, e did not affect some really quite like that. uh, well, let's say some ethnic issues. that there is a sabid point of view. i mean, that is, jokes. you need to be able to tell, as it were, but also listen to them, because there were a lot in soviet times. remember the jokes were about the miracle, yes, that is , in general, how did it happen? what, apparently, the development of these lands and so on, meteorologists went, there are some, uh, drillers and so on, they were laying bam there and so on and so on. that is, some of these cold ones. uh, well, some kind of siberian ones, that is, these here appeared, uh, jokes about chuk, what is there? well, who lived there south and and so on, everything is now in our time to feel the anecdotes do not meet at all. yeah, i can't even remember any of them. and i

why why because? and now, in the wintertime, i always remember this anecdote. this means that e is coming, that means a large settlement is coming, that means chubchik to his shaman. he hi-yay-yay there with this, so a tambourine. there, it means, something conjures with deer, beats this tambourine with a paw, they come and say shaman , please tell me, here is winter, cold is coming, it will store a lot of brushwood or else nevertheless. we'll somehow make it there, but it's not so cold, and like, everything will be fine , so i'll say that the winter will be warm. she will be cold brushwood. no, they will freeze, in general, there will be more claims against me. and if i say that it will be cold, well, they will collect a lot of tail. well, you will be warm, but less will remain. you can then, as it were, in the spring and such ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, i’ll say that it will be very cold ah-ah-ah-ah-ah such, in general, spirits say that the winter will be fierce, in general

a nightmare, i’m going to a lot of sickness. about, everything, they broke. they ran out there, which means that the tambourine was put aside this deer paw and i think, in fact, what kind of winter it will be, i’ll go to meteorologists, i’ll ask once about the skis. everything went. so he comes there, so this yurt is standing. there is a yaranga. this is how he comes to a comrade meteorologist. so oh great. shaman yes hello tea will be he is like that, but he took tea there, why did he come? he says fellow meteorologist. and tell me this year, what kind of winter will be cold there, like or there, or what kind or a monster like that, i don’t know for a long time , this year there will be a very cold winter. he is very says, well thank you there. what did the blizzard comrades say, and how do you know, this is me, well, how would i have spirits there, everything is such a buvin. he says, yes, very simply, come here through the window. as long as you see, the chukchi collect a lot of brushwood. so very cold. yes

, we have not only the chukchi of the northern nationality. do you remember the era of total shortages, when , uh, any items, uh, consumer goods from czechoslovakia from the german democratic republic were especially valued, by that time islamic boots shop nothing no, he says i need a toilet, he says, they say nevsky, there is no german, there is a net month. well, let's give him two sticks, just two sticks and instructions, he reads the instructions. well, what is it, he says, read on one lean that the wind did not blow away so, and the second wolves. ha-ha, there was always a huge number of jokes, that is , a jewish theme, there, and so on and so forth, because there are many and good storytellers. yes , and very much as if people are all, well, they perceive. yes, and, accordingly, there were colorful jokes, there about georgians and there

armenian radio, which has become a separate story there. yes, there are armenian stirlitz daev and petka i mean, now. i 'm talking now, just about the national all sorts of things. but partly anecdotes, of course, but it was special when it was the soviet era. remember there, when they were joking, what kind of anecdote can be given there for some years. yes , it's kind of a funny joke. well, somewhere in the seven there they started talking there for 12 years, yes, who went there, then they told everything in the kitchen, but still this is it. eh, as if people kept doing it. yes, this is how things have changed. what do you think, now, uh, it has become very open, that is, when you were there in soviet times , uh, these times are always preserved, in principle, this is an example of jewish and everything is short, like my guru, i consider him my guru , uncle mish zhvanetsky always spoke to me. in any case, always so

valera love everything short concert performance book anecdote course of treatment, everything is short so that's it, it characterizes such, but about the cape. how did you meet your wife? i don't blame anyone for anything. here is such an intonation of a joke and you immediately understand, but i really like these short police jokes, when the doctor makes my head spin, and i see i see, yes, or somehow they ignore me and don’t notice so the next or when the doctor is there. it hurts me a woman came to the doctor, and here were here. he says, let's undress, let's see. where should i put my clothes? yes, on my luggage, and when i have a doctor, i have pain, oh here hurts. oh here, damn it, hand give it to you, your finger is broken. well, look, for example, medical yes, these are all jokes. well, why because, well, let's say all people. yes, there is somehow more or less

degree, everyone gets sick. yes, that is, well, a perfectly healthy person probably does not exist. yes and so, it seems to me that, probably, this allows somehow after all. eh, you don't think, yes, and in any humorous story, as a rule, a person. laughs when they don't associate themselves with it. that is, this is a story for him about someone he has such a familiar friend there. and so, as it is with doctors. yes , they intersect there since childhood, they go there to do vaccinations, and so on and so forth. it seems to me that such a large number of jokes on a medical topic is due to the fact that a person. maybe, as it were, well, still calmly laugh. uh, roughly speaking about the protectors themselves, but how to combine stylish ones? it would seem that i really liked a person coming to the dentist, says the doctor. i have a problem's. what yellow teeth are yellow teeth. come on, m-m about green gas, advised

such you know unexpected for what i love jokes, but wait, but fuck, man, in short, he says. do you know doctor? my stomach hurts so much, just some kind of nightmare. have you eaten your head? dove did not eat. and you ate the head of a dove , i did not eat the head of a dove. and you ate the head of a naked pigeon was daniel, i was the head of a pigeon, and what's the matter, i'm a speech therapist, i tried to help at least, yes, with medical jokes. uh, a huge number of professional jokes in general, a lot, because there is a huge amount of uh there are a lot of musical anecdotes about theater musicians and very often very often, especially people related

to the profession. yes they are as in the case there from the musicians. they are short anecdotes that i already knew, they tell with special gusto i draw the whole exhibition. that is, they immerse you so much in general in what is happening theatrical tales, real theatrical tales, and which are then told. like a joke, and it was right there in the theater and there are even people who saw these stories, and you know what else there is jokes. i have several of these that have been with me virtually all my life. i remember zhenya morgulis telling me the polar. i know that you love to collect musical jokes. i really collected just such musical ones in order to spend the evening well in my environment. i'll throw you one musical anecdote, a son comes from school and his father says to his father. sorry two balls. today he said, in what subject in zoology. what's with two points? well, you know, they asked who has

the biggest balls, well, i said that the elephant, well right, son. it makes sense, it's big. yes, it turned out dad that i got a job and a deuce i got the boys the science of running, live a century, study here, he wrote such slow waltzes. musical margulis hello everyone big shulevich threw back when the son comes to his father and says dad what is incompetence and indifference. he says, i don’t know shit about myself, and about musical e, well, one of the most, probably, old ones when, well , friends gather one says, and i won’t go to the opera with you tonight, - he says, why are you the premiere? well he tells me yesterday robinovich got drunk, and that's nonsense. and this, as immediately after e, favorite topic after all - this association gave you clinging to some

detail. she immediately works your memory, and he flies out when he says, e company of men took his wife yesterday, put on a cult on a hike. he says no, the warning is evg. eny onegin full hall full house and that means the jew leans towards the neighbor says. no, i see, i'm sorry. excuse me, but the nanny is jewish. yes, yes, jewish, bravo nanny, this is one of the best in recent times. i'm stating a fact really good jokes. yes, and even just the number of jokes that people now tell when they meet has dropped a lot, really. so this fact is everything.

here, you understand? these are the gadgets that got our attention. yes, any family dinner. this is how you look at all these birthdays from the outside. the same. here comes the event. our lenochka is there, dear half of the guests happy anniversary. so here is another time for valery syutkin to sing there, not immediately to dance the phone right away. this will help us all. it seems to me that in theater, you can do this intelligently before you say that you are not using the phone. apply, because this is a real case, it did not happen to me. one of my friend went to portugal and there is national art. fadug is a flamingo dance, a mixture of portuguese chanson and flamenco elements. in general, he observes and began to film what was happening on the phone. suddenly, the owner of the establishment

says so, don’t take off, he raises his head like that, usually such people, karabas-barabas , so that everything is clear alex boboza in in movies about the mafia, such a terrible person, his face is go- he says this, don't take it off, and suddenly his face breaks into a smile and says. yes, don’t shoot here, i’m showing you, you’ll take more to your heart. and so, it seems to me that from such a tube transmission, of course, more over the past few years, a joke is better. eh, in my opinion. he is right about our meeting today, about our life, he comes to event agencies, a rich jew, and they say, we need a barbitsu holiday. well, not the one that passed casually and well-family. and so the entire world, the press wrote that we made the coolest holiday agency, you came to the address we are the coolest, how do you like this barmisu at the north pole. he says

yes, he was in the south and in africa you give mega ideas and says. well, there is one. well, it's very expensive very expensive we are interested in, come on. on the iss space barbie son of the iss, well , the ships of elon musk and joseph benzoas throw guests into orbit with our more powerful rockets, i throw in an alcoholic snack and my favorite place in the joke and the musician there upstairs, too, there is a party going on all the time, the world press space barmisses, for the first time in history. jews come to pay extra for unforeseen expenses. very sad silently pay extra money to the agency. something is not right, everything is fine, they have the world press, yes, yes, no complaints to you. but, to be honest, you know we won't like it, as much as we didn't like it. why? well, how do you say? do you understand? there is no

atmosphere. it seems to me that the anecdote retains a real atmosphere, such a friendly one, continuing the conversation about what e character. yes, there are characters. and i don't even understand. why exactly were they worthy? yes, it’s understandable, there babkin played chapaev there, that is, such a movie hero of all ivanovich petka appeared. yes , they also added there and for some reason, when other characters were needed. yes, that is, to be such a complete corpse, yes, yes, yes, yes. well, there were a huge number of different works. yes, and what happened later, well, and about the cinema, yes, and about some kind of classic there works. why do they become alone yes, there are heroes of jokes, and others no reason. e lieutenant rzhevsky - these are the heroes of jokes. yes, there is natasha rostov there, moreover, they are somehow together all the time there

somewhere like that eyebrows. but, uh, there are no others. why didn't chuk and gek have such characters there? why goosebumps and gena are very much very talented. no, i need something like that, for example, there are cheburashki and genes. and why do you know gena the lamb, yes, well, let's start well chuvash genes favorite anecdote, when it means that cheburashka comes and gena tells us there that the blob of oranges passed to holiday. here are 10 pieces for everyone to sow a piece, as it is for everyone, it can be for everyone. he says gena, don't start. this is your eternal whining. why what, how i ate my family no, but i don’t remember, the beginning of the jokes. i remember the end to me very always. he was amused that gena was always saying something to cheburashka and saying, cheburashka, can you hear me? gena look at me, how can i hear you, that there is something pressing this cheburashka. i

don’t even know what to ask you, dear viewers, but did you have a dream or vice versa, wanted to sleep, and most importantly, that after our program, after this nightly podcast, you would have a good mood. tell jokes. collect jokes. and we will try to keep it. uh, together with you them for posterity. good night. see you again. bye.