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narok and crew on behalf of aeroflot hello mikhail zadornov, legendary satirist writer , he has been on stage for over 30 years and gave us a good mood. today i am in a great mood and the reason is very serious. the fact is that today i will perform , i will have spectators. well, now i asked for a laugh, they told me at the ticket kiosk for the traffic jam, no, i’m in a wonderful mood, i’ll tell you a secret in general, if

the americans didn’t go to the audience, i would cry to them myself, just don’t tell anyone about it. still, it's better to play this money and still get monologues. mikhail zadornov dispersed into quotes and became the truth of the peoples , only a russian person, when driving in the oncoming lane, can get hit in the hall. he talked to us about the most important thing. and when the british or the americans look into the room, there is no one there. they say, nelbety, neo invigorate no torso, and we're not talking about the soul. and only stupid americans taught us to be proud of ourselves, and the same stupid europe, they do not understand what to scare with sanctions, the people who scratch their backs with a knife. especially for you we have collected the best speeches and candid memoirs of the legendary writer. for

example, i considered a bad quality of a person - this is a betrayal, if a person is not a traitor, everything else in his life will work out. let's start with legendary quests. someone very correctly said that an aphorism is a carefully edited novel, written during his eighty-year life. i will read to you. an interesting woman laughed , the men tensed, and the woman immediately understood what was at stake. that's the difference, in my a look between a woman and a man, and a woman, for the sake of love, is even ready to make love, and a man, in order to make love, is even ready to love. women react more

to one man cheering on the road. that is, you recognized yourself, well, i wrote it all myself . many men were ruined by drunkenness, smoking , gluttony, unwillingness to take care of the house, but even more men were ruined by the desire to stop drinking and smoking and start caring. about the house it is difficult, but it is clear that men, as a rule, remain especially long, under the impression which they produce on a woman. they lived happily ever after until they met each other. yes, i will gradually pick up the funny. well, this is quite sad, do not wish your neighbor a wife as your woman. if a woman says she loves you. this does not

mean that she loves only you. and if she swears that you are her second. guys, you understand me, she’s not lying, she doesn’t specify, after which, but it’s so the monkey went crazy and became a man once a month, the body should be given a shake not to drink. masochist in hell heavenly pleasure russian wisdom if you suffer from a hangover in the morning, it means that in the evening you decided to drink a glass for appetite. remember will be a success in any

company, when there was no takeaway for the fact that we are you, i believe that people in family life would be happy. responsibilities need to be clearly defined. the main issues in the family should be decided by the husband, and not the main and secondary wife of the woman. don't be offended. now i’ll explain everything, for example, to build a summer house or buy a car, give birth to a child or get a dog. how much to spend per month in what way to save a stash in money or in rubles from whom to borrow, so that you don’t have to give it all is not the main thing in a person’s life. this should be decided by the wife. but, who will be the next president, when will the world end? that's the main thing in life once zadornov came

to the field of miracles and told the story of how he and yakubovich brought a neighbor, yes, a crazy house, lenya tells me, let's go skiing with you, remember our youth. and the way we find it. lis at his house on the third floor. i say please. where to ride will? he says, come on, who is faster from the stairs. well, in general, two bad people took their skis and began to slide down the stairs smiling. now i'll tell you what it is. it's over. he moved out faster, pushed off the steps with sticks, wonderful. that's exactly how we messed up. bye. the elevator didn't come to the first floor. lenya picked up speed and a woman got out of the elevator. lyonya on these skis. ran into this woman coming out of the elevator. in general, you are laughing in vain, dear viewers, because, of course, there is nothing pleasant in this, and in in general, the incident is quite serious, because she had a dislocation, we, er, somehow immediately sobered up and took her to the hospital. and the

next day, we were extremely embarrassed. we called the hospital. they wanted to bring something to do something, but yakubovich was told that she was not in the hospital. why did they call the chief doctor? he says, this is yakubovich, we are fervently calling, the head physician, he says, we sent her to the crazy asylum. and asks. why is he answering? yes, because she, when asked what happened to you, claimed that when she came out of the elevator at her from the stairs, a drunken skier moved out. she said that it was yakubov. and he was incited fervently from above. and this story is already about how zadornov called zadornov to the german bath in the baths , located in the same room without everything. this is what lethargy the german body should

be. russians can't be allowed in there, our guys don't shoot the catch, the children do it in the north. and these walk talking, or they don’t have a brain signal and a sender, but zhvanetsky invited us to the bathhouse 15 years ago. we didn't know, we'll divide there, but you know the first wish? which one where can i get a bowl? well, it’s true, there’s no ball, but there’s a desire to hide behind. we came to each other and not in that sense. each other, and so sideways on the top shelf in the dark once covered everything. here, i even closed my chest. i don't even know why god just lay down in front of us, german. so impudent, she just spread out with him, wide and we went like that right away, because

it’s impossible to look bad. in everyday life, he is proud of me from below such a shouted appearance, sweating does not excite me. but shook me the german who took us to the bathhouse. we were already dressed. the german who drove us says, guys, are you going to a striptease today? in my father three times, well, maybe four times in my life my son said such words to me. perhaps you will achieve something in life. well, once it was after i wrote a story

that was 290 pages he read and said three pages were well written. perhaps you can become a writer. then, when he received the golden calf award in a litt newspaper. he said, you wrote a lot of nonsense, but this story is better than the rest, but 8 years before that, he did not recognize what i was writing , saying that it was not serious, but the first time he said, my son. you must have achieved something in your life when you saw me climb to the top over there. when he began to write his humorous stories, i once told him that i would like one thing here and there, that he wrote novels there and, but i told him then. what do you know, all the same with all this, you can only write humorous stories and do more than in others in all genres of literature. we have some special energy. you know among russian people,

only a russian person is special, when he drives in the opposite lane, he can get hit in the ass. i can endlessly give examples of some kind of energy that does not allow our person to first think, then do something, look from western people, they could learn. that's what he thinks first. now, watch the western man come in the door. he knocks on the door, then waits for him to say, come in, he enters our never waiting for an answer. he knocks and immediately oh, he has no time. i i say why did you come in, he says, well, i knocked. i say, well, i didn’t answer you, but i missed you. he says that our german and i went camping in latvia, where we often buy mosquito repellents. our click is ours and lives as if the day after tomorrow is the end of the world tonight. tomorrow he already has no time for ours , even the instructions have no time to read, bought mosquito repellents. ours immediately smeared himself, without

reading. in the morning, with such a muzzle, he woke up in perfect order. instructions are written pour into a saucer and place near you and mosquitoes are flying. the west never numbers us. they won't be able to digitize us. we have a different energy of thinking. she's not vector. i said this many times, a man quarreled with his wife. very russian history, we begin to tell you, which is possible, only in our country with my wife, i was terribly delighted. it is only ours that can rejoice, especially at night. she kicked him out of the house. he was so happy to call his friends. says let's find out where in my car. she stands on the sidewalk, went to the car , drank, sat down, took vodka, he was sitting. uh, in place driver the owner of the car suits the cops. sorry cops. they say rights. he gives rights. they say we take everything. why drunk driving? he says i'm not going anywhere, the ignition is off. they say they don't

know anything. you want to pay a fine, nothing. i won't give you. we'll take it, take it. and you know you're right. now you need to get in court, please, only says, this is the person who is sitting in the driver's seat. the owner of the car says i'll ask him. that's when it will be when they laugh at you, you will remember me, okay, they remembered such him, because they wrote such a cart that they were catching up with him. he was leaving at high speed. they described themselves as heroes. can you imagine what the cat had in court if he had a certificate that there was no engine in the car at that time. he was on the bulkhead. weed from the same department of traffic cops the west will never lead us to a common denominator with him, because we have other people at the cash desk of a woman, a man comes up, he lacks 10 rubles. she speaks for

you. tomorrow in the west, no one will say that, he never says, and if i forget, she says and you will forget it is traded in the opposite direction completely not according to the western he says, and suddenly she says you will not forget. here she says a phrase, he looks, why such a phrase, you can say, only a russian woman will not be forgotten, i will dream of you. you should have seen her. and never forgot. ust-kamenogorsk 45° frost canceled classes in schools from grades 1 to 11 only adults ride on the bus and suddenly a boy enters. looks like a first grader. he says boy. where are you going? classes from 1st to 11th grade have been canceled. he says, and i'm studying at zero. here is a full trolleybus has become a bunch on the bottom step of the rear door hanging. uh, the passenger won't get in,

and the driver is yelling over the speakerphone. come in , get up so i close the door, i won't go. come in, go up below the stairs, finally shouting that you don’t understand the russian language the answer. it's only ours that can send the driver there through the entire bus, you know? you yourself are a jew. how does it come to our mind can you explain a full shuttle with women in their second half of their prime life, and magnificent forms. such a lush one was seen how it crawls out of a pan of dough. here is such a snow woman, with sides that have swollen in the spring. tries to climb into the seat next to the driver. he does not get anything the driver watched. the woman says, you have not been a cat for a long time, if the head crawls through, this does not mean that the rest will enter. i understood, i

understand that the russian people will never be digitized, the west, no use, no western reform will cope with us, you know, i once rode from the bam. uh, i was driving, i was with the bama for 7 days with a brigade. the heat was like this summer in moscow, when you want something on the train, when it's very stuffy, it's hot with vodka, i get out at one of the stations and say to the conductors. i run for vodka. she says so to speak, and i say our train 34 minutes. i say i give you two bottles. ladies only ours could answer. run will keep the train. we kept our grandmother. she can stop the tap, i brought quite a lot of vodka to my wallet. i kiss her, i gave her two

bottles and three, i say take the machinists nowhere. only ours could return, but only from our drivers and asked to say transfer will stop anywhere. i sometimes began to ride the subway because of traffic jams. you have to be on time for business meetings. well, so as not to be recognized, of course, i am encrypted, i put on such a cap, so two people look at me, they say, such a freak. she looks like zadornov. you are laughing at me again. and here, too, from the same folder from the same chapter, only we have a sash. two doors do not close, jammed and the driver shouts, over the speakerphone. do not hold the door, and actually no one is holding. still don't hold the door. well, one of the young

the guys became unbearable to listen to it, he came up. he knows how to correct in russian. she shut herself up. actually. that's it, let him go to the next station. don't hold the door. and he immediately ascends, rises boom, he understood, let him go. so three stations in a row at the fourth station, what kind of smart guy holds the door for each station? wait, this is the beginning, only the man comes to the radio to communicate with the driver. and he says no one is holding your doors for him. they just close only after i have them, but that's not all. and the driver, after a pause, exhale what going to the station? this one says until the end.

excellent, let's move on, i express my gratitude to you on behalf of the metropolitan said. oh, and this is my favorite story, and the traffic cop told it to me. he is on duty at the exit of the tunnel in krylatskoye, can you imagine, i wanted to say, he told me this story to you, and just then you caught me. he didn't even pay attention that he forgot that they violated. we rule with the driver and tell me the story. imagine a girl from taganrog driving out of the tunnel on a porsche. she doesn't have headlights on. on a porsche headlights should turn on automatically. well, i slowed down. as you say, behind the wheel of a blondosaurus. he says, i say, why didn't you turn on the light? she says you're an asshole , can't you see that i'm not from moscow how do i know where

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. we have not yet reached the finish line with you, and this man is a breeze, yes, honor and praise to our veterans. that's one of the young people who would think of this before, they stole firewood from him, what he did was a genius, he is one in one log laid explosives to find out who was stealing, when the neighbor's house was blown to smithereens, the whole village found out who was stealing. tell me, how can the americans compare with us in terms of intelligence? an american professor asked our student in america, i want to ask you a question about russia, here the student is talking. i know that we have bears. he says no no. i know that this is a horror story for us westerners. tell me, here you will have frosts, minus 40, yes, yes. tell me

, dress warmly, yes, but what about the bus ride? after all, on the street -40, you dress warmly, and you go on the bus, it's warm there. and ours remembered my speech to him. no, we have a temperature of -40 on the bus , someone was surprised, really says, well, well done what kind of equipment do you have a refrigerator in the west there is a problem in the same america in any city with parking parked the car in the wrong place the policeman goes under the brushes imposes a fine. they have been driving our super brilliant for many years with one of their fines, they park anywhere and put the old fine in advance. see everyone understand

what is it about. i have a question of this nature, you have never had anything to do with the state security committee. what do you want an honest answer? had to do with i directed the theater at the dzerzhinsky e club at one time, when i graduated and nothing funny. all my artists were with titles and not shirvin. he says, yes, unlike our theater, all of your convocations really were young people, and the guys were very lively. by that time, i had already finished working at the moscow innovation institute. and we often performed uh amateur

team in the dzerzhinsky club it was a club on the lubyanka and, uh, i will never forget the first time we were invited. and i was also a director. e, my theater and i got a call from e, they say we are calling from lubyanka. eh, i speak very pleasantly, and there was a pause, because, well, no one ever said that to them at that time. and i myself, out of confusion, said, and they tell me you can speak. and i ask them, we can come to the theater and ask a question. do you have microphones? the pause dragged on. and he was a pickup. he says that what and this good we have in bulk. so i say, my name is svetlana lanshakova. i am part of this campaign. yes. do you remember when there were rehearsals, when we forgot the lyrics, we rolled our eyes to the ceiling all the time. do you remember that you then shouted to us , i shouted. oh, don't remember, no, you're

sad all the time. what kind of third grade moronic school is this. we then very believed you. we really believe. we did not give you any questions absolutely yes, but this question remained nikolay nikolaevich explain why the third class. why is the moronic school so interesting, a good episode, generally interesting, it means, i shouted at the kagobists, uh, here is our relationship with the kgb, i read a story that i have not read from the stage for 25 years. i want to read it because he was born in a different generation, not everything will be clear. because what is a potato, young people, i don’t know that entire institutes went out for potatoes. what is the quality of the goods? well, i think along the way to collect, this is a detective story at 3:00. explanatory note i am

foreign intelligence agent john kaif. born by assigned to the reconnaissance center, he is fluent in telepathy, yoga, karate, and wrestling of nanai boys. judo and ju after i speak 80 languages, including the languages ​​of the tribes with a mumbled bastard, they know how to seduce women. at a distance, i took pictures with my left eye in my right eye, developing microfilm, spitting, shooting down planes, extinguishing fires, shooting from any button. and from all four holes, at once by an effort of will. i can blow up bridges, cause earthquakes, tsunamis and taxis. i was shot 16 times, i killed 47 border dogs stole to death 11 presidents thirty shah cuckolded his harems. he revealed the secret of embalming the egyptian pharaohs, having lain for two months next to tutankhamun, and also

found out. how did i get to the secret of making a triple cologne from chukotka to the greenland eskimos ? and settling under the guise of a young specialist to find out how much a person works and what they produce at the research institute of the research institute recycled cheese ched-honey delirium marriage gloom snab is hidden sales of a foreign post. thanks to the beautifully designed document by the beautiful james. i got a job really fast. and so far, my losses have been only self-shooting buttons, which were sold to me on the first day on the tram. but then something incomprehensible began. for the first week, i, as a young specialist, was not entrusted with any work, then i began to slowly ask myself cases about what they release, but they only shrugged their shoulders and asked again. to you. why a spy

whether? this alerted me, and then, so as not to arouse unnecessary suspicion. i decided to use telepathy and intercept the thoughts of the chief engineer, but he had been solving a crossword puzzle all day and painfully. i thought what kind of bird of five letters that lives in southern bavaria does not lay eggs, but they hatch from them. moreover, he thought that he was so tense that my session would end with an overstrain of my brain telepathic center, and i forever lost the ability to philip. and although he knew for sure that this bird was a rooster. out of desperation out of desperation, he began to walk around the rooms. wanted count the case when he proved useless, because all the other cases also went around the rooms, and by the evening he counted up to fifty thousand of them. here i ran into the head of my department, who said, stop wandering around the corridors to no avail, it's time for

sanya departments. tomorrow you will go for potatoes. i asked him what it means to go for potatoes, he looked at me very surprised and asked me again. are you a moron or from america came. i was so scared that i immediately said. i'm a jerk and urgently contacted the chief, who he reassured me, explaining that we went to start the conditional name of agricultural work for potatoes, during which collective farmers help mental workers to harvest. since part of the school , i somehow never went to potatoes. i was very afraid that our inability to handle it would cause suspicion against the background of those who studied this for many years in various higher educational institutions, so i tried very hard . i worked without smoking breaks. for which on the very first day he was beaten by colleagues in the field. there were 15 of them. i wanted to apply, like there are seven of them receptions, mavashi did not have time for his family kagirina, because only i would have risen to his historian to me. an unknown trick was immediately used from behind, which one of the attackers called

a tractor spring, belarus since then, i began to limp on both legs and stopped owning tricks, carotein always forgot morse code. at the end of the agricultural work, i again could not begin to fulfill my task, because i was immediately sent to the construction of the institutskaya shed unfinished building, where i worked for more than two months, the second, acting as the third student of the fourth grade sixth grade bricklayer with a quality mark, with an incredible effort of will, i pulled myself together and even tried not to waste time, not in vain to find out the secret program-controlled concrete mixer and the most complex switching punched cards. i asked the foreman how it works, what did he answer me? rumor and here. put a pothole on the side of the squiggle and pull the pimp twice. and after that, gouge with a puffer for a goofball and codes chvak no scotch tape on and

estimate, there is no candle for yourself, because at that time they put your silver sword there and wait until it cools down, written down by me after the master. the order of operation of the concrete mixer was immediately transferred by me to the center. for 8 weeks, the most experienced cryptographers fought over it, but could not figure it out. what does the scientific term ruff your copper mean. i didn’t have time to find out either, because right from the construction site they sent me to english courses, from which i was expelled for poor progress, because the teacher did not understand my clear english pronunciation. once they asked me, i studied english, answered honestly in an english specialty at school. she replied that she always didn’t trust english hurries and that it’s not at all how i should pronounce table according to the latest instructions of the vss for the remaining 3

months of being at work, i again visited the vegetable base four times the people’s squad, where first we caught hooligans how we caught them. so they started us bit by bit during this time. i became a forced member a voluntary society for running barefoot in the snow called feet, the suvorov autumn society collecting acorns to help starving pigs and took part in a concert dedicated to the twelfth anniversary of the opening today on the kiev highway near magadan, or turning towards berdyansk from so much community work. i started having unbearable headaches, but the doctor didn’t write out bulletins for me, because after listening to my animal chest and head , he diagnosed me with flat feet and put on me orthopedic walking boots, in which i can't even with crutches. i tried to commit suicide and lay down on the rails near the yaroslavl station, but the train from vladivostok was 18 hours late and i was so

cold. that i had to go to the grocery store to warm up for 7 rubles. remaining from my last salary after payment of all membership dues, there, i drank and judged soberly. since i lost all my livelihood, i did not complete a single item of the assignment, i forgot all the knowledge i received in intelligence at school. i only had one left exit surrender after drinking for courage , i approached the first one from the policeman at the crossroads a little more and told him that i was a foreign resident. to which he answered me, since you are a resident and we will send you to the residence now. where are these feathers located and i am writing this to explain, well, a note, and most importantly, i ask you to strongly consider that i am a foreign resident. i want to voluntarily surrender, therefore , i urgently need to cross over,

the relevant institution resolution of the director of the sobering-up center on an explanatory note , a citizen who called himself a foreigner resident. indeed, he came to us at the wrong address and was transferred by us right there to the appropriate institution, where now they are in complete peace in the same room with napoleon alexander of macedon and an astronaut from alpha centauri who flew to us on flying saucers to buy tapes with recordings of ogla's songs extract from the case history made by the head physician to the patient who called himself a foreign resident, i immediately checked and asked him if a foreign resident, probably, is fluent in the language. he rejoiced and answered yes, absolutely. i said, you will be good at sticking stamps on envelopes, which he is now doing all the time repeating to himself the strange phrase ruff your sword. nato i

think it is necessary to decipher the national-american terrorist organization as abbreviated as the usa united neck of the eu aggressors european separatists. sbu serve the benderites of ukraine g7 america its six i don't understand the syrians, for this the americans decided to bomb, that the syrians would not fight. they i don't understand, they're not stupid. they are fools, final, or something, with these gays, for which they stigmatize russia all the time . america has now declared russia the most unfavorable country for life, because you see russia against gays, what happens? i don't understand that those who are against russia are tags, that's why obama doesn't like russia i don't

understand at all why those who hate jews. this is rightly called anti-semites. it is true who the blacks are russians correctly. why don't i understand? those who cannot stand russian human rights activist americans, i don’t understand at all what they were taught at school? are they really stupid? before they really didn’t know before the arrival of the chelyabinsk meteorite that there are other cities in russia besides moscow, petersburg and only the meteorite will turn out to be broads, chelyabinsk is still so surprised when they found out that in some chelyabinsk there are more dvrs on cars than in all of america when they started to roam around our youtube to watch these videos recorded during the fall of meditation, oh , they learned so much about russia, the americans. understood it's better not to mess with us, yes. and they had one of the first comments when we had

a meteorite boomed, and when it suddenly rained down, in all networks these videos, filmed by car registrars. e fotik americans, such a cool comment was in their e, russian networks recorded the fall of some piece of a meteorite from hell knows how many angles. and we have fucking americans. no, not a single record of a plane crashing into the pentagon is a very bad omen. the more gays in the world, the faster the war will be because gays are a female hormone, the lack of a male hormone leads to war. that is, as if the sky disposes as follows, the almighty you have a shortage among people. the average human being in the male hormone cannot be violated; this is the law of nature, war

is put in place and the male testosterone will return again, because it is iron. this is shooting. this is murder and this is a bad way, but notice in greece as soon as it all began to bask , it fell apart temporarily, rome began to fall apart in egypt, the same situation, the sumerians babylon finally. sorry, and in judea the same thing was sodom and gomorrah, by the way, describes this very accurately means, but for god's sake it exists. a phenomenon, but no need to agitate for it. it's badly finished. such is the main motto of the american oil suckers, you have oil, we are going to you, and you know what is interesting, they always bomb in the name of democracy,

the americans have amazing democracy. the most highly profitable product, especially if democracy is exported to countries where there is super oil. here are the pygmies, you know there is no democracy. none of the americans thought to bring the aircraft carrier to the penguin and start bombing them. i call them americans outhouse gladiators of the blogosphere. i don't know what i just said, it doesn't matter well , agree beautifully and always and if anything, start a bombing. of a man i love. that is, you know, cannibals also love a person to some extent. cannibals imagine around the fire eating human, but, and above them the slogan we love people. an amazing degree of hypocrisy , we will establish a no-fly air zone over libya, at first i did not enter it, it turns out, tell me honestly, we will bomb. everything is not watered

correctness. i call it polit. rocket political correctness is made up it’s true that it’s politically correct to bomb, but to say that it’s not politically correct to bomb blacks from africa to transport them into slavery without consent is normal, but it’s not good to call blacks. well impolite offends blacks. at the same time , you can whip with a whip, the main thing is not to run away with the word negro normally. yes, in africa, blacks all call themselves blacks, but in america - this is foul language . i have a question. this is how to hate blacks. to consider this word foul language. they came up with blacks instead, says the black at first. i have a question. do they really think that black is less insultingly. then they drove in and realized that black insults also came up with a new replacement for an african american, but this is not it at all, this is generally a man without a motherland. they understand this, that is, an african american. this man was born

between africa and america; he was conceived in the pacific ocean. it was ridiculous in africa , american tourists called local blacks aborigines african americans. were you so surprised? why do they say it's so important they were brought here from america for breeding in africa they were brought to the premiere at the first do i don't know with me. i want to be better after your performance. like a woman well, i'm not a man, it will turn out great.

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of course, in 60 years of my life, i had to change both apartments and houses, but every time i wanted to move to a new house , take something from my past to remind my mother about my father, uh, well, about our family, and now, so i have e in my e now river house such a window into my past window into that garden and and where did my dad and mom bring me when i

was 3 days old. this is a window into my past . photo of the priests. i loved this house very much, i loved this yard and every evening i locked the shutters and closed the gates, and the whole family stayed like in a small fortress, but my favorite in this garden was. here is the maple tree here i secretly from mom and dad in childhood. i climbed, up here, and here it was hollow , i hid the money stolen from my mother. 3 kop. five kop. 10 kop. forgive me, tired fathers carelessness and mothers' fitful tenderness, they are simply not enough for children. our russia rests on grandmothers. and the whole of russia is in grandmothers, as in the turrets of their unweathered conscience

, they usually do not care, and yet they are always valuable, since there is no unemployment among grandmothers in a mysterious country. they are in the houses of machines washing rocking machines that cry at night machines washing rocking machines that cry cruelly at night. our age of our children, we do not indulge in softness, sometimes groups, but

earth. grandmothers walk so softly like picking mushrooms and grandmothers did their laundry while cooking, when the longing for their childhood falls into childhood ahead, like registration ones, which flow on the contrary into childhood, like strange rivers that flow on the contrary of the world's unreasonable witnesses. they are among the diapers and dishes, like the mind, tisha and lamps carry their gray heads. t and the eternal arina rodionovna with carriages in the square of hope for our

homeland, they push ahead of themselves the hopes of our homeland, they push ahead of themselves, they push ahead of themselves. for example, i thought the worst quality in a person. this is a betrayal. if a person is not a traitor, everything else in his life will work out. he will not steal. he will love. but

i can’t give advice to that level i haven’t reached yet. come or in 30, maybe, i will say more precisely. because all these qualities are known from the classical great literature, but list them. get a moral reading. and i don’t want to do this, but our ancestors had qualities. oh, without which a person cannot be happy, this is an honor and dignity. i did linguistic observation. i ask you to rate it so that viewers can see it. i am not a linguist. i'm a dabbler but dabblers make a discovery when the british americans look into the room, there's no they say, not they say torso. we are not talking about souls. we are

still a person, we understand how spirituality. the film counted 130 times in the american blockbuster the word ass was said. they said save our asses 10 times. we save lives. they save the most precious thing she has. when the russian old woman got drunk germans did not take money with milk in the village; the germans did not understand what was the matter. they asked why she didn’t take the money, how i would transfer it to them, they don’t have an expression from the heart, i told them they didn’t give much. they did not give more, because the capitalists are the most on earth in fact. she spoke a phrase from which in me such pride was behind our woman. i

even thought our men, not hopeless, when there are such women in russian villages, she said what kind of money to spend. this is only possible for our people, who do something else. from the heart do in the world. jokes , but scientists have already appeared who generally prove that indeed all the languages ​​of the world originated from our language. moreover, i received another letter from a foreigner, and he writes. you are absolutely correct in your language, for example, bodies. how did he notice it? still among foreigners. there are very smart people. you know, i have to admit how frustrating it is. uh, but there are very smart people, and he wrote me a wonderful letter. i think that he should be given some kind of our russian prize, which i really liked. he writes that all organs of the body are called correctly only in russian according to the functions of these organs of the heart in the middle of the meridian belly life. lungs easy

to breathe, easy to live. eh, what is the name of our fontanel? and in english top top top bottom so with all the organs, only he really makes sense for us, like a bear in english. yes, brown in old english, that is , we have an external sign of the bear, not in the sense that he does not take over the vedas with honey, but the leader what to do with honey in our language there are such things about the liver . many today. e in the hall with medical education. after all, you don’t know where the word liver comes from from the word furnace, it turns out that the liver is two degrees hotter than all other organs. it warms up the body, it warms up the blood, but in english it’s like liver liver sausage to do bros are very practical, i still

preview interest in our language, they definitely tell me. and why do you think that all these languages ​​\u200b\u200bwere descended from ours from the language of our ancestors, and not vice versa. yes, because they have there is one word per root, and we have branches of words, for example, three in english three somewhere three everywhere the root, ours, but that's all. and what a word we have, look at the mood there are three of us not not not not in the wrong sense friends , no no no in the sense, the holy trinity and this sadness will be upset - stop feeling the holy trinity of course, it is difficult for them to learn our language and uh, american again for me my friend asked a question to explain the difference between okay and well, well, now, but it’s already funny for you, but i had to explain to him. and you try to explain this difference in their language for transmission information, it conveys information more accurately than ours, and ours for expressing overwhelming

feelings. hmm us he's okay. okay, it depends on the intonation. i tell him, okay, yes. he says, well, okay, how did i feel like a jerk when i explained it to him? what's happened? okay, i say, okay, it's not really. yes, there is such a myth in the world that russian people are beautiful, but i would like to draw attention to the fact that all of siberia and the far east were mastered by russian settlers and completely peaceful peasants. father not once drew attention to the relationship of russian settlers with local peoples. you see, uh, here in siberia and the far east of these peoples there were a lot of adyghe, nanai golds, koryak neftins, and it was he who explained to me in his youth that the russians had never been at enmity with these peoples. on the contrary

, i think that it was the russian settlers, as described in my father's novels, who saved these peoples from extinction. after all, no one on the reservation drove them, as it is done today. e in the same america and where the indians can be seen only in some kind of museum atmosphere. here they say, we have saved, we will show you. as in a museum in general, let's be smart. so i started talking about russia, all these countries are bullying, the mongrels are now to russia, but my friends, latvia lithuania estonia for the first time received the opportunity to form an independent state thanks to russia, few people know this finland remembers this, and i recently spoke in helsinki at home culture named after lenin o, because thanks to his signature, she gained independence bulgaria poland romania moldova as a state was not like that.

it is thanks to the soviet union, again, all these countries of turkmenistan , kyrgyzstan, kazakhstan, mongolia, belarus, ukraine, everyone gained independence thanks to it, the soviet union or russia , no one talks about this today, finally, even switzerland should be grateful to russia because its borders appeared. you know, when when suvorov with the russian army on the priest, the sals moved out unexpectedly. even they should america when they fought with england, the fight for the war of dependence, uh, and the british did the blockade america staged russian. uh, the russian tsarina catherine said then we will start the war with england if england does not lift the blockade england was frightened and lifted the blockade, the americans should raise a glass. uh, for the russians, when they drink for their independence. everything, everything is forgotten lat or your estonia say, you must compensate us for our losses, and during the soviet union it's normal. and i came up with, what kind of latvia should we

compensate for the losses of the latvian riflemen guarding lenin, this is even impossible to calculate. what damage did they do. us they we are considered aggressors, and, by the way, in paris they ate all the animals in the zoo. including two baby elephants, when there was a franco-prussian war and paris were germans. and now compare e with the blockade of leningrad, no one was touched. who are the british ? let's go conquer the british isles. brita. the enslaved women raped men almost practically excised the first mutation occurred in the genes for fear shut down, then the anglo-saxons came from the germanic tribes from

the icelandic peninsula, where now the building was raped, women were slaughtered by men, the second mutation, fear was closed, then the scandinavians came, the process was repeated. then came the normal expressed 2/3 of the male population raped women by the british - this is four times raped by the british. during the middle period , they have goosebumps in their genes, we don’t have this , the french came to us and went back. the germans came in, stayed longer with us, well, this was not the case with the russians, in general, they start to fight, until the enemy reached moscow. who are the americans? it's time to wake up everything, well, the legends about ilya muromets are shorter, these are the russian people.

oh well, of course, the highest degree of stupidity is to believe in your sanctions. they do not understand us at all, and napoleon did not understand. he came to liberate the russian peasants and did not enter the topic. for which they drove him all the way to paris , only stupid americans, and the same stupid europe, they do not understand what to scare with sanctions, the people who scratch their backs with a knife. who picks with a fork in his teeth, and the teeth at forks. at minus 40, he goes to work on foot, because the bus is frozen. plus 120 screams in the bath, something is a bit cold alone and that's it. the one that opens the beer with its teeth is not fastened with seat belts, but the icons are hung as safely. with their sanctions

, they are trying to break the people, who, in the absence of an iron, can iron their clothes with hot water. walks into the woods, not vaccinated against ticks, brushes off with a handkerchief. this is how ticks die, just by suicide. oh, the stinks are falling. only stupid americans are trying to bring a country to its knees where women carry from the store into bags heavier than the military equipment of the marines where people have time, wash their hands while the cold water flows from the hot faucet all of them.

where a bus stuck in a puddle can be pushed by passengers until the end i want to finish with poems by my favorite poet leonid filatov, the poems were written 30 years ago, what an amazing poetic intuition or on his leonid filatov close your eyelids tightly and do not open your eyelid, listen, answer, which century is today crazy universe as in the kitchen among the troughs we are stuffy from the dixelants of parliaments and reproaches. we still don’t want to believe that the world’s willing heart, heresy, has been exterminated, by the name of silence, we are drawn to deaf squares and away from the squares, to cars cleared of filth and queues to be. maybe this gravel bench jasmine the last of the guarantees, at least somehow improve the world. surely our gods are not in the right and are not free to demand from the era a moment of silence

, short, like a piercing shot, like a scream. and how many forgotten truths would be revealed to this world, and how many would be beautiful? nykh not reborn into a spirit, and how many simple ones flew out of the barrels and how many napoleons would hesitate to shout plea and how many sick worlds and how many arrogant pawns would not get out of the tail, and how many of our melodious ones? this applause to leonid filatov and our poetic, not satirical youth i hope that someday in russia there will come a time again when the audience will love this, not kindergartens.