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good night friends. this is a podcast of jokes for everyone who does not sleep. again. good night, yes, well, for those who, wait, but i'm right. what's my camera , that's all. i’m just here for this light , i’m sure, as if you know , a plane is landing on me, as if you know kamaz is definitely coming. that is, you are not my question. you work for someone, such a highlight on the rink, when you ride, look, okay , let's one more time before we start this podcast jokes. i'm glad that some people suffer in a good way from insomnia. and this time will be spent with us. i

have wonderful guests in my studio, connoisseurs of lovers , keepers of anecdotes, people who know how to tell them, and i will be happy to introduce them to you, this is mikhail the policeman. and valery syutkin that is. actor singer composer not a singer just you know, now lately there have been a lot of different hypostases for different people. that is, as if you forget to call there some very important definition that he is still a blogger at this moment, for example, yes, that's all. people then get offended. well, i hope you haven't seen it. and i also like it when they say, there, uh, an actor. e, tv presenter winner of the crystal drop award. well, you see how now we will begin to list the galaxies with us with us galaxies and so on langepassa, talk, i want to start a conversation. you know what, uh, in the current realities they still talk about, yes, well,

a joke, what is it? yes. this is somehow not fashionable. moreover, it is old-fashioned. that is. well, they say some are not just young people and girls, but some are straight skeptics of today. here the youth says, do you want a joke. do you want a joke? that is, it became just a joke, just a joke, but such a short, uh, joke meme, you know, a joke opens and reads to you with the help of a gadget in our childhood. do you remember gadgets? it was an appeal, uh, to a person who is carrying you are such a completely different meaning, and my daughters do it differently, they don’t tell a joke, they say. dad, look, cool, yes, well, yes, read something to tell to play. maybe it's like reflects, as it were, reality in the sense that, in particular, youth. yes, she stops communicating with each other earlier. to

be honest, let's say, well, my childhood is there. youth is there further e in the yard. yes, when everyone gathered it was, as it were, not that cool, as it is now, he says, the youth was generally, well, it’s cool to tell a joke vying. yes, i'm not. listen, i'm tired. yes, i knew everyone there, everyone knew how to tell, and this was a means of understanding. you understand how you loved for free and counted in your mind. here generation, that is, the girl had to be impressed. you were not supposed to read from the phone, but to tell about the memory from the heart, that is, to prove yourself, and now, just about the girl, to impress. two options, as i remember, are when you know how to play at least a few songs on the guitar, that is, there in the company. yes bravo band i played the guitar in the yard. i told you about it. i got everything from the beatles. yes, these are ukrainian, our polish

heroes. vale then were really the same way it was, that is, here. well, the guitar, that is not you know how to play. goodbye, but i know jokes, and then, in principle, there would still be such an option, in sports there were guys there who, uh, pulled themselves up or something from brusalim, they could portray. eh, it's already yes, but basically at all times this is able to say more all the best. if you feel like answering all the best performers, whether it be classical music or frank the sinator, for example, or carusa. it's not exactly the greatest vocalist at times. this is the greatest storyteller, because the song it's like you, what you wanted to tell, you know how tell. listen, you don’t know how to tell , the perfect solfeggio, high, low notes do not take everything, so it seems to me that the anecdote is still such a safety of communication precisely from eye to eye from the mouth. mouth and what you want

to convey, of course, and show how, as it were, degrees and your own can already be told with your erudition of emancipation, by the way, on this occasion. eh, now you understand. why, as they say dear, the spoon remembered a joke for dinner, and the joke that is there uh, there are two of them out of this joke, this is great yuri nikulin yes, who was also the keeper of jokes. uh, and uh, his club there is a white parrot, so the story is next uh, there is such an anecdote. i'll tell it to you now, so, uh, the company is sitting. well, that is, in some kind of vector, well, let's say, there in the nineteenth, then, yes, we are cavaliers there. well, that means, uh, they are sitting and , uh, the new man in this company is just some kind of hussar , he was introduced there, please, he is passion there and everything is there, yes, and that means he got into the company in this, they are sitting circle and just 244 all

ha-ha-ha there 78, and like everyone else they laugh, and it means that he asks his friend , too, there is some young officer there, he says, tell me please, what’s going on, damn it, you know, all these people are all , this is society. we love jokes. we love we love so much and so often we get together to tell each other jokes that already, well, as if everyone knows them by heart. and that will not be repeated for a long time. we just remember imitating them. here, let's say. right now, look, here is 302 there ha-ha-ha. he says it's very funny. i'm like, i'll tell you later. he says, you're there, well, you sat down . you got used to it, and at some point there was such a deathly silence and the lady next to him stood up, the one who was sitting slapping him in the face got up and left. he sits simply and says what happened to the other says. listen well, bro, we didn’t tell vulgar jokes in betrayal. well, here's an old joke. you are for sure. you know what he came up with. eh,

nikulin, he came up with two sequels. that is , this joke means, and everything is the same start. uh, this, well, new comer. this person says, there, 147. complete silence is just dead, and he looks at everyone like that and his friend will change. listen, don't be upset. there are just people who know how to talk. and this and well, another third option. it's already a joke when he says there 210, yes, and again the silence is rough. he says, well, listen, well, do not tell funny ones. yes, you, and this, i think, is also correct. you said that a joke writer is a profession. i think this is a story someone is telling. in passing,

if only yesterday it was like this, and the customer processed the story. yes, it gives some angle to the other, because agree that sometimes you know the same anecdote, but the person tells adds some little color, and he plays in a completely different way. says there best. eh, toastmaster you will go to moscow tomorrow. we need to have a wedding. and in this pocket to him a pack of rubles there once, well, as a fee here quickly counts directly into pocket to the touch hmm money. and what about the wedding directly to the grandson, that is, you won’t go anywhere else on a small budget and i will never forget it. i worked in the eighties. under the direction of the pozon affairs orchestra. the main guest performer was mikhal sergeevich boyarsky and mikhal sergeevich for a beautiful story, misha

tells an anecdote that i know very well, but add a little nuance like this. i would even say our country's guild told the circus. a man comes, says, i am the director of the circus with a new attraction. yes, what attractions are now time no one goes, you have nothing, for sure, we don’t have any expenses of money. yes, nothing is needed, just hang up a poster. here i satisfy vasya live online. as young people now say, right in the ring, 80 women in the evening of the sixty-first division and another 202 for an encore. well, they put up a poster for the first division, and phone calls began to change in the city. word of mouth radios. here, in general, women bought all the tickets for a month in advance, men are also interested, in short, we take a hose, everyone hangs. hmm , they hang down from the anti-theatre. to be closer

to action, but our hero at 78 for two before the end, you understand, loses his mind and faints and the mood in the hall changes , there were cries of swindle. return the money. this is our 78 they are not satisfied with the promised eight swindle director runs out into the arena. ammonia. the hero comes semyon says. vasya, what happened the hero pyotr mikhailovich didn’t put his mind to it during the day on the run , everything was fine, the word run. i remembered eduard smolny, these productions, everything could be said at the rehearsal. here's to the run and swindle. he is michal sergeevich of course, uses our folk and the equivalent of this word is different. when to cheat? well, here's one.

well, sorry, another important quality of the scene and the characters of the jokes, that is, if we are returning, because here is the situation itself, this situation, it is already comical that, well, as if, if we parse but i also remembered, uh, one from well, there are quite decent jokes on this topic, too, that when a man such an engineer goes home in the subway , he gets out of the subway and stands watching, this is a huge line of men. he's coming here the queue in his neighborhood is huge, he goes. he looks very. his own yard what is given there, he goes. then he looks very much into his entrance. well, what happens, he goes up to his floor, and there is a line to his apartment. there is a queue, he comes, which means to his apartment. his wife lies on the bed in the bedroom. and in turn. so takes all these men off the subway what's going on? she says you don't see the disaster. he told me this. kolya

fomenko at kolya fomenko says such an ending, vasya this is some kind of nightmare. and the children here one. you can see that we touched on something very important. uh, all the jokes in the company are what i told. here comes the association. you told on this short on this topic is at the door. you know, let's give such a jewish correct and color anecdote, because this is how odessa is told, his homeland yuri is a man at a funeral. he says i don't believe you left us. i refuse to believe it comrade. please skip. but here, by the way, about uh, national flavor, yes, in anecdotes, after all, it is very important. yeah uh to itself here is this short story. yes, e did not affect some really quite like that. uh, well,

let's say some ethnic issues. that is, from an offensive point of view. i mean, that is, jokes. you need to be able to tell, as it were, but also listen to them, because there were a lot in soviet times. remember the jokes were about the chukchi. yes, that is , in general, how did it happen? what, apparently, the development of these lands and so on, meteorologists went, there are some there, uh, drillers and so on, they were laying bam and so on and so on. that is, some of these cold ones. uh, well, some siberian recipes. that is, these jokes about chuk appeared here, what is there? well, who lived there to the south and so on. here in our time. now they are in a group, however, you will not meet at all. yeah, i can't even remember any of them. and i why why because and now here in the winter i always remember this anecdote. this means that e is coming, that means a large settlement is coming, that means chubchik to his shaman. she is there with this, so a tambourine. there, that means he is doing something with the deer, he is beating this

tambourine with his paw, they come and say shaman , please tell me, winter is coming, it will be cold, it will store a lot of brushwood or all the same. we'll somehow make it there, but not so cold, and like, everything will be fine, that the winter will be warm. she will be cold brushwood. no, they will freeze, in general, there will be more claims against me. and if i say that they will be cold, well, they will collect a lot of brushwood. well, you will be warm, but less will remain. you can then, as it were, in the spring and such ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, think, i’ll say that it’s cold it will be very ah-ah-ah-ah-ah and such spirits in general say that the winter will be fierce, in general, i'm going to be a nightmare. a lot of brushwood, they rushed about everything. they ran there. there, then, a tambourine was deposited by a deer paw and i really think, what kind of winter will it be, i’ll go to the meteorologist, i’ll ask once the obluzh has gone. so he comes there, so

this yurt is standing. there is a yaranga. this is how he comes. this is a fellow meteorologist. so oh great. shaman yes hello tea will be he is, but there he took tea, he came, he says a fellow meteorologist. and tell me this year, what kind of winter it will be cold there like or there or what kind of thing says i don’t know it hasn’t been for a long time this year it will be a very cold winter. he says very much, well, thanks there for everything that his comrades said. and how do you know, this is me, well, how would i have spirits there, everything is there, such a tambourine. he says, yes, very simply, come here through the window. as long as you see chuhchi. they gather a lot of brushwood, which means it is very cold. yes, we have not only the chukchi north. do you remember the era of total scarcity, when, uh, any items, uh, were especially valued, consumer goods from czechoslovakia from the german democratic republic by that time there is

nothing classic boots, says i need a toilet, says german they say, german. there is, not german means. well, let's give him two sticks, just two sticks and instructions , he reads the instructions. and what is it? speaks? read, damn it, rely on one that the wind didn’t blow away like that, and the second volkov always had a huge number of jokes, that is , the jewish theme, there and so on, because and there are many good storytellers. and yes , people seem to take it very well. yes, and , accordingly, there were colorful anecdotes, there were armenian ones about breasts. which became a separate story there. yes, there are armenian jokes stirlitz da chapaev and singing is not what i mean. now. i'm talking now, just about all sorts of national things. but partly anecdotes, of course, but it was special when it was in soviet times.

remember there, when they were joking, what kind of anecdote can be given there for some years. yes it's funny kind of joke. well, somewhere in the seven they started talking there for 12 years, yes, they told everything in a whisper there in the kitchen, but still this is it. uh, how would people continue to do this. yes, this is how things have changed. what do you think, now, uh, it has become open, that is, when in soviet times there, uh, these times were told, these things are still preserved anyway. in principle, this is like an example of jewish and all short some kind of guru, i consider it my city. i alone zhvanetsky always speak to me. anyway always so valera love everything. a short concert a play a book anecdote a course of treatment everything is short and so it all characterizes such a fishery, how did you meet your wife here i don’t blame anyone for anything.

here is such an intonation of a joke and you immediately understand, but i really like these short police jokes, when the doctor makes my head spin, and i see i see, yes, or how everyone ignores me, they don’t notice so the next or when the doctor is there. it hurts me a woman came to the doctor and there were and here. he says, let's undress, let's see. where should i put my clothes? yes, put it on my luggage, and when i have a doctor, it hurts here, oh , it hurts here. oh, hand give yes your finger is broken. well, look, for example, medical yes, these are all jokes. well , why because, well, let's say all people. yes , there is somehow more or less degree, everyone gets sick. yes, that is, well, an absolutely healthy person probably does not exist. yes and so, it seems to me that, probably, this allows somehow all the same, uh, in a joke, yes, and in any humorous story, usually a person. laughs when they don't associate

themselves with it. that is, for him, this is a story about someone he has such a familiar friend there. and so, as it is with doctors. yes , they intersect there since childhood, they go there to do vaccinations, and so on and so forth. it seems to me that such a large number of jokes on a medical topic is due to the fact that a person. maybe, as it were, well, still calmly laugh. uh, rudely talking about himself treads, but stylish as combine? it would seem that i really liked a person coming to the dentist, says the doctor. i have a problem's. what yellow teeth are yellow teeth. come on, m-m about green gas advised everything such you know unexpected for what i love jokes, wait. do you know doctor ? my stomach hurts so much, just some kind of nightmare. have you pigeoned? dove did not eat. and you

ate the head of a dove to frighten the head of a dove, i did not eat. and you ate the head of a naked pigeon, damn it, i ’m a speech therapist, i tried what i could, at least yes, medical anecdotes. uh huge the number of professional jokes in general is very large, because there are a huge number of musical jokes about theater musicians, and very often very often, especially people related to the profession. yes, they are, as in the case, there with the musicians. they are short anecdotes that i already knew, they tell with special gusto, i draw everything, this is the exposition. that is, they immerse you so much in general in what is happening, that you know it, there are slightly theatrical tales,

real theatrical tales, and then tell. like a joke, and it was right there in the theater, and there are even people who saw these stories, and you know what else there are jokes for. i have several of these that have been with me virtually all my life. i remember zhenya morgulis telling me the fields. i know that you love to collect musical jokes. i really collected just such musical ones in order to spend the evening well in my environment. i'll throw you one musical anecdote, a son comes from school and his father says to his father. sorry two balls. today said what subject in zoology. what's with two points? well, you know, they asked who has the biggest balls, well, i said that the elephant, well , that's right, son. it makes sense, it's big. yes, it turned out pap that an ostrich and a deuce i got a kid son science live a century, a century, study here he wrote such slow waltzes.

musical morgulis hello everyone big threw back. shulevich's son comes to his father and says, dad, what is incompetence and indifference. he says, i don't know, i don't give a damn, and about the musical uh, well, one of the most, probably, the oldest when, uh, well , friends are going to one says, and i'm not going to the opera with you tonight. he says why are you premier so he tells me yesterday rabinovich got drunk like that, and that's nonsense. and it’s like right away on your favorite topic after all - this association gave you clinging to some detail. she immediately works your memory, and he flies out when he says, he drove his wife to a company of men yesterday, she got on a cult, along the way, no, the warning goes evg. eny onegin

is a full hall of slag, which means the jew leans over to his neighbor and speaks. no, i see, i'm sorry please, but lensky jew, no, not a jew. excuse me, but the nanny is jewish. yes, yes, jewess, bravo nanny, this is one of the best in recent years, i state. i don’t even know, uh, what to ask you, dear viewers, did you have a dream or vice versa, you wanted to sleep. and most importantly, after our program, after this nightly podcast, you have a good mood. tell jokes. collect jokes. and we will try to keep it. uh, together with you them for posterity. good night. see you again. bye.