about the chukchi, yes, that is, in general, how did it happen? what, apparently, the development of these lands and so on, meteorologists went, there are some, uh, drillers and so on , they were laying bam there and so on and so on. that is, some cold these uh, well, in some kind of siberian faces, that is, these uh, jokes about the chuk appeared, what is there? well, who lived down there and so on and so forth. everything here in our time is now anecdotes. i feel, you will not meet at all. yes, i can’t even remember a single one, doctor. why because, uh, now, in the wintertime, i always remember this anecdote, so, uh, it comes. eh, it means a big settlement is coming, it means a feeler for her step , she is ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah there with this, so a tambourine. there, the whole line is conjuring something, they don’t come and say to the shaman, please tell the shaman, here’s the winter, it’s coming cold, it will store a lot of brushwood or all the same. we 'll make it there somehow, but it's not so cold, and like, everything will be fine. shamansia thinks, so i will say that winter

will be warm, and she will be cold brushwood. no, they will freeze, in general, there will be more claims against me. and if i say that it will be cold, well, they will collect a lot of tail, well, one warm, but less will remain. maybe then, like a fire in the spring, we'll live like that. ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah. think, i’ll say that it will be very cold , ah-ah-ah-ah, such spirits in general say that the winter will be fierce, in general, a nightmare. gather a lot of brushwood. they about everything, rushed. they ran there. it means that the tambourine was deposited on the deer paw in fact, what will be the winter, i’ll go to meteorologists, i ask if the bald one wanted to go, then he comes there, then this yurt is standing, there i rank. this is how he comes, comrades of the meteorologist. so oh great. shaman yes hello tea will be like this, but there you will make tea, why did you come? he says, let's have another meteorologist, and say this year. what kind of winter will be cold

there, like or there or which one says? i don’t know chukchi for a long time. this year there will be a very cold winter. he says very much, well, thanks there for saying to his comrades. but as you will know, this is me, well, how would i have spirits there, everything is such a tambourine. he says, yes, very simply, come here through the window. as long as you see chuhchi. they collect a lot of sickness. so it's a very cold winter. yes, we have not only the chuhchi of the northern nationality. do you remember the era of total scarcity, when , uh, any items, uh , consumer goods from czechoslovakia from the german democratic republic were especially valued, by the time islamic boots come to the store, there is nothing, says i need a toilet, says no, german they speak german. no eat, no netsky. well, let's just two sticks. fishing and instruction he

reads instructions. and what is it? speaks? read, he says on one rely that the wind did not blow away so, and the second volkov was always a huge number of anecdotes, that is , the jewish theme, there and so on and so on, because there are many good storytellers. yes, and very much as if people are all, well, everything, most perceive. yes, and, accordingly , there were colorful jokes, there were also about sternums and there is the armenian radio, which has become a separate story there. yes, there is an armenian stirlitz yes chapaev and sing no no no i mean. now. i'm talking now, just about the national all sorts of things. and here are partly jokes, of course, but it was especially when, uh, it was in soviet times. remember there, when they were joking, what kind of anecdote can be given there for some years. yes , it's funny, like a joke. well, somewhere in the seven there they began to talk there for 12 years, yes, which went there, then there in the kitchen. that's

what they said, but it's still here. uh, how would people keep doing it? yes, this is how things have changed. what do you think, right now. eh, it has become more open, that is, when in soviet times there, er , these times were told , these things are always preserved anyway. in principle, this is like an example of jewish and all short some kind of guru, i consider him my gurus, and only zhvanetsky always spoke to me. in any case, valera is always so fond of everything short concert performance book anecdote course of treatment hmm everything is short and so all this characterizes such met my wife here. i don't blame anyone for anything, you know? here is such an intonation of a joke and you immediately understand, but i really like these short jokes together, when the doctor makes my head spin, and i see i see, yes, or how they ignore me and don’t

notice so the next or when the doctor is there. it hurts me a woman came to the doctor and were here. you're here, he says, let 's take your clothes off and see. where should i put my clothes? yes, put it on my luggage, and when i have a doctor, it hurts here, oh, it hurts here, oh hand here. give me a broken finger. well, look, let's say medical yes, these are all jokes. well, why because, well, let's say all people. yes, there is somehow more or less degree, everyone gets sick. yes, that is, well, an absolutely healthy person probably does not exist. yes and so, it seems to me that, probably, this allows somehow. still, these are in a joke, and in any humorous story, as a rule, a person. laughs when they don't associate themselves with it. that is, this is a story for him about someone he has such a familiar friend there. and so, as it is with doctors. yes , they intersect there since childhood, they go there and do vaccinations, and so on and so forth. it seems to me that such a large number of jokes on a medical topic is due to the fact

that a person. maybe, as it were, well, still calmly laugh. eh, roughly speaking about the tread itself, but how to combine stylish? it would seem that i really liked a person coming to the dentist, says the doctor. i have a problem. what yellow teeth are yellow teeth. come on, m-m about green gas, advised such you know unexpected for what i love jokes. wait a damn, and fuck the man, in short, he says. do you know doctor? my stomach hurts so much, just some kind of nightmare. have you pigeoned? that i didn’t eat the pigeon, and you ate the pigeon’s head to frighten the pigeon’s head, i didn’t eat.

and you ate the head of a naked dove was daniel, i was the head of a dove, what's the matter, i'm a speech therapist in anything, i tried to help at least, yes, with medical jokes. uh , a huge number of professional jokes in general, a lot, because there are a huge number of musical anecdotes there is a lot about theater musicians and very often very often, especially people related to the profession. yes, they are , as in the case, there with the musicians. they are short anecdotes that i already knew, they tell with special gusto i draw the whole exhibition. that is, they immerse you so much, in general, what is happening. you know, there is a little, theatrical tales, real theatrical tales, and which are then told. like a joke, and it was right there in the theater and there are even people who saw these stories, and you know what else there is jokes. i have several of these that have been with me virtually all my life. i remember

zhenya morgulis telling me the fields. i know that you love to collect musical jokes. i really collected just such musical ones in order to spend the evening well in my environment. i'll throw you one musical anecdote, a son comes from school and his father says to his father. sorry two points. today i said, in what subject in zoluk. what's with two points? well, you know, they asked who has the biggest balls, well, i said that the elephant, well right, son. it's logical, he's big, yes, it turned out to be pap that he got a job and a deuce i got the boys science of running, live a century, study here he wrote such slow waltzes. musical margulis shulevich threw a big hello to everyone when the son comes to his father and says, dad, what is incompetence and

indifference. he says, i don't know, i don't give a damn, and about the music. well, one of the most, probably, the oldest, when, well, friends gather one says, and i won’t go to the opera with you tonight, - he says why are you the premiere? well, he tells me yesterday rabinovich got drunk, and that's nonsense. and this, as soon as uh, my favorite topic after all - this association gave you clinging to some detail. she immediately works your memory, and he flies out when he says, uh, in the company of men he took his wife yesterday, she was on a cult trip. he says no warning. eugene onegin is walking, the hall is full of slag, and it means that the jew leans towards the neighbor and says. no, i see.

excuse me, but the nanny is jewish. yes, yes, jewish, bravo nanny, this is one of the best in recent times. i'm stating a fact, really good jokes. yes, and even just the number of jokes that people now tell when they meet has fallen dramatically, really. so this fact is everything. here, you understand? here in these gadgets you paid attention. yes, any family dinner. that's how you look from the outside all this birthday. it's the same holidays. and big holidays. here comes the event. there, our lenochka, dear, has an anniversary. that's it, half of the guests. this is how valery syutkin sings at other times and there they don’t immediately dance right away. this will help us all.

it seems to me that in the theater you can do this intelligently, before saying that you do not use the phone. apply, because this is a real case, it did not happen to me. one of my friend went to portugal and there is national art. fadug is a flamingo dance, a mixture of portuguese chanson and flamenco elements. in general, he observes and began to take off the phone. e , what is happening suddenly, the owner of the establishment says so, don’t take off, he raises his head like this , usually such people, karabas-barabas, so that everyone can understand alex’s struggle for movies about the mafia this kind of terrible man his face. he is wet, alcohol, do not take off, and suddenly his face breaks into a smile says. yes, don’t shoot here, i’m pointing at my heart, it brings me more. and so, it seems to me that from such a tube transmission, of course, more over the past few years, a joke is better.

eh, in my opinion. he is right about our meeting today, about our life , a wealthy jew comes from the military agency, and they say, we need a barbitsu holiday, but not one that was casual and well-family. and so the whole world, the press wrote that we were the coolest holiday made by the agency, you came to the address, we are the coolest, how do you like this barmisu at the north pole. he says yes, he was in the south and in africa you give mega ideas and says. well, there is one. well, it's very expensive very expensive we are interested in, come on. on the iss, space barbie, come on, the ships of elon musk and joseph benzos are throwing guests into orbit with our more powerful rockets on the ground. i throw in an alcoholic snack and my favorite place in the joke and the musician there there's also a party upstairs. everything is walking,

the world press is space fighters. for the first time in history, jews come to pay extra for unforeseen expenses. very sad silently pay extra money to the agency. something is not right, everything is fine, they have the world press, yes, yes, no complaints to you. but, to be honest, you know we won't like it, as much as we didn't like it. why? well, how do you say? do you understand? there is no atmosphere. it seems to me that the anecdote retains a real atmosphere, here's a friendly one, continue the conversation about what uh character. yes, there are characters. and i don't even understand. why exactly were they worthy? yes, it’s understandable, there babkin played chapaev there, that is, such a movie character petka appeared. yes, they also added there, and for some reason, when other characters were needed. yes, that is, so that the full

was such a corpse. yes, this is a roller. yes, well, there was a huge number of different works. yes, and what happened then well, i'm talking about cinema, yes, and about some kind of classic there works. why do some become, yes, there are heroes of jokes, and others no why. e lieutenant rzhevsky are these heroes an anecdote? here, yes, there is natasha rostova there, moreover, they are somehow together all the time there somewhere like that eyebrows. but, uh, there are no others. why chuck and huck were not such characters are very many very talented. no , i need to somehow, for example, cheburashka and gena . and why do you know the lamb gena yes, well, the chuvash genes are a favorite anecdote, when it means that cheburashka comes and tells gena to us there that he gave oranges for the holiday. here are 10 pieces each to sow pieces,

as it is for everyone, it can be for everyone. he says gena, don't start. this is your eternal whining. why what, how i ate my families no, but i don’t remember, the beginning of the joke. i remember the end. i'm always here. he was amused that gena always says something to cheburashka and says, cheburashka. you hear me from this gene. look at me, how can i not hear you, that there is something pressing this cheburashka. well, anyway. uh, continuing here, genes and cheburashka became, and the wolf became a hare, yes, that is, well, also there, as if they still have a forest for this. that's very a lot of jokes. that's it about the forest. here is grace, but for some reason, uh, the heroes of some works of stirlitz cinema. that is why it was such a powerful event, let's say, in terms of cinema, of course. yes, but just so much so that a hero appeared,

there this one, you know, what he brought in was not even an anecdote. and a genre like me. that's where we say stirlitz became early in the morning. remember? yes, it was the debut of the romanian scouts. and yet they began to come up with jokes about the calm people, who had nothing to do with the germans in the nineties for years, everyone laughed at me to tell me something. i'll listen to the logic of the joke. stirlitz walked along the gas tank , an egg fell on his head mmm. since the ingenious, remember , well, there, uh, in addition to the film, the reception itself, uh, so it seems to me that you are a black-and-white picture, maximum confidence. that you knew or that is additional information. this is a completely new scenario plan, because, uh,

this is by the way from gadgets. it was just that the time was changing, there was a cutting, what did he notice from the window of the muzzle, he closed the window and the muzzle disappeared. yes, some funny stuff. well long i went for mushrooms out of season, i thought that the whole face of the coffin was on pebbles pebbles starred in and i ran away the question. why isn't this happening today? why do such really appear, er, some events in terms of cinema, why are there no jokes about avatars there, for example, about some why not? uh, about some new cartoon characters and some smeshariki have already appeared there and so on and so on, or is it still a degradation, in general

, of the state itself. well, as it were , such an example is absolutely accurate. uh, noticed there is no time, e time to work on what you are here we mean for this we must immediately issue a short one when the musicians. uh, today new ones appear and i say, come on guys, i 'll help you how to make a song. he says, yes , there was no better than some kind of hack, repost, and more and more likes more likes. well, you see the work on the fact that hmm, this should sound somehow. or maybe besprede valer maybe it's not a matter of work, but a state of mind, maybe it's just that people have become squeezed somehow, because look, here, uh, again, he doesn't blame anyone for anything. there in gadgets, there and so on. well, such a given. yes, we have become slaves of this box. yes, that is, uh, the first thing an adult wakes up is this phone, but look, it seems to me that people have stopped

visiting. here, well, they began to walk less often, because of this, as a result. yes, they began to communicate less. uh, including, but a funny story, when they tell here in this world lives and is born, including such a short genre as they are, maybe for a year nevertheless. uh, well, through our podcast here. yes, we will try somehow. uh, well, not like reaching out to people. but still , uh, to suggest not to forget not to forget. here, uh, it's a good time to visit guests there . tell jokes. tell stories that are funny to them. it happened from here, maybe they will be born. here, as it were, something new, because, by the way, i think that this remains in musical groups and in the theater, because even when you work, because this is a team of the concept collective. yes, here i suddenly come, and young artists tell me jokes that my dad still tells when the director collects the corpse and says,

look like that. the play was bad. the artists at the rehearsal poorly rehearsed booze booze. little money was given for the performance. and the performance turned out to be bad, and so that the jokes on the same positive note in the final move our program, so that the audience still has hope for more and more talented programs, and not the one that we built today, although it is in my opinion. it turned out very, naturally, like a joke. well, at least, we are very sincerely open, talk about all this to embrace the immensity. but nonetheless. we are not familiar. i have a question for you: you rested in sochi in the sixty- eighth year. that was how many years ago? well, who, but if i have a file cabinet, if

you're interested, i'll take a look now and i'll answer you. yes, i'm wondering now for a second the file cabinet of the sixty-eighth year, and in what month in august? yes, i rested here it is written rested. yes? tell a man sochi in time recreation. you had a meeting with a girl galina how do you say? who remembers something? years? how long has it been? well, let's go, i'm in the filing cabinet, if you help, please give. yes, yes, natasha was among other booths, but tell me, in august of the sixty-eighth in sochi, with this girl galina, you have, damn it, our intimate. who remembers? well, how much? well, you basically need to know that yes, you need to know well, i'll look at the cardiotyl. so yes, there were, yes, so i'm her husband and i strongly dislike it, don't boil over, don't boil, krutyak look, i also didn’t like it written.

come on, form, i don’t even know, uh, why should you ask respect from the audience, but did it pass or vice versa you wanted to sleep, and most importantly, that after our program after this night podcast you were in a good mood. tell jokes. collect jokes. and we will try to keep it. uh, together with you them for posterity. good night. see you again. bye.