yes, or how? uh, they ignore me, everyone doesn't notice so the next one or when the doctor is there. it hurts me a woman came to the doctor and were here. you're here, he says, let 's undress, let's see. where should i put my clothes? yes, put it on my bag, and when i have a doctor, i have pain, oh, it hurts here. oh, my hand hurts here. give me a broken finger. well, look, let's say medical yes, these are all jokes. well , why because, well, let's say all people. yes , there is somehow more or less degree, everyone gets sick. yes, that is, well, perfectly healthy the person probably doesn't exist. yes and so, it seems to me that, probably, this somehow allows all the same, but, in a joke, yes, and in any humorous story, as a rule, a person laughs when he does not associate himself with this. that is , for him, this is a story about leadership. he has a friend there. and so, as it is with doctors. yes, they intersect there since childhood. yes, they go there, you do vaccinations, and so on and so forth. it seems to me that such a large number of jokes on such a topic

is due to the fact that a person. maybe, as if so, well, still easy to laugh. uh, speaking harshly to myself. protectors, and stylish how to combine? it would seem that i really liked a person who comes to the dentist, says, doctor, i have a problem. what yellow teeth are yellow teeth. come on, m-m oh green woof i will advise such you know unexpected for what i love jokes. but wait, i remembered, and a man comes in, in short, the doctor says you know from me. my stomach hurts so much, it's just a nightmare. uh-huh did you eat pigeons? dove did not eat. and you ate the head of a dove did not eat. and you ate the head of a naked pigeon, damn it,

i’m a speech therapist, i tried to help at least, yes, in medical jokes. uh, a huge number of professional jokes in general, a lot, because there are a lot of musical anecdotes about theater musicians, and very often very often, especially people related to the profession. yes, they are, as in the case, there with the musicians. they are short anecdotes that i already knew, they tell with special gusto , i draw everything, this is the exposition. that is, they really immerse you in what 's going on. you know, there are also theatrical tales, real theatrical tales, and which are then told. like a joke, and it was right there in the theater, and there are even people who saw these stories, and you know what else there are jokes for. i have several of these that have been with me virtually all my life.

i remember zhenya morgulis telling me the fields. i know that you love to collect musical jokes. i really collected just such musical ones, so that they are good in my environment. spend the evening. i'll throw you one musical anecdote, a son comes from school and his father says to his father. sorry two balls. today i said, in what subject in zoluk. what 's with two points? well, you know, they asked who has the biggest balls, well, i said that the elephant, well, that's right, son. it makes sense, it's big. yes, it turned out pap that an ostrich and a deuce i got boys the science of running, live a century, learn here he wrote such slow waltzes. musical morgulis hello everyone big threw back. shulevich's son comes to his father and says, dad, what is incompetence and

indifference. he says, i don’t know, i don’t give a damn, and about musical e, well, one of the most, probably, old ones, when, well, friends gather one says, and i won’t go to the opera with you. tonight says why are you the premiere? well, he tells me yesterday rabinovich got drunk, and that's nonsense. and this, as immediately after uh, still a favorite topic - this association gave you clinging to some detail. she immediately works your memory, and he flies out when he says, e company of men drove his wife yesterday, put on a cult, along the way, no, a warning. eugene onegin is coming a full house, a full house, and that means a jew leans over to a neighbor and speaks. forgive me, please, but

lena is a jew, no, not a jew. excuse me, but the nanny is jewish. yes, yes, jewish, bravo nanny is one of the best in recent times. i'm stating a fact, really good jokes. yes, and even just the number of jokes that people now tell when they meet has fallen dramatically, really. so this fact is everything. you understand that these gadgets have attracted attention. yes, any family dinner. that's how you look from the side of all these birthdays same holidays. and big holidays. valera, here comes the event. our lenochka is there, dear, happy anniversary. that's it, half of the guests. so here's another time, so that valery syutkin sings there, you don’t immediately dance right away, such a story, and they all stand like that. this will help us all. it seems to me

that in the theater you can do this intelligently before you say that you are not using the phone. change because this is a real case, it did not happen to me. one of my friend went to portugal and there is national art. fadug is a flamengo mix dance portuguese chanson with elements of flamenco. in general, he observes and began to take off the phone. uh, what is happening suddenly, the owner of the establishment says so, don’t take off, he raises his head like such usually such people karabas-barabas such that everything is clear alex bobosa in films about the mafia is such a terrible person his face. he says this, don't take it off, and suddenly his face breaks into a smile, says, yes, don't take it off. here i show on the heart more you will bring. and now, it seems to me that from such a tube transmission, of course, more for the last a few years is a better anecdote. in my opinion,

he is right about our meeting today, about our life, he comes to event agencies, a rich jew, and they say, we need a barbitsu holiday. well, not the one that passed casually and well-family. and so the entire world press wrote that we made the coolest holiday agency, you came to the address, we are the coolest, how do you like this barmisu on the north field. he says, yes, he was in the south and in africa, you give mega ideas and says. well, there is one. well, it's very expensive. we are interested dearly, come on. on the iss , the space barmi on the iss, the ships of elon musk and joseph benzos, are throwing guests into orbit with our more powerful rockets on the ground. i throw in an alcoholic snack and my favorite place in the joke and the musician also

goes upstairs to a party all the time, the world press is a space barmitsev. for the first time in history , jews come to pay extra for unforeseen expenses. very sad silently pay extra money to the agency. something is not right, everything is fine, they are the world press, yes, yes, no complaints against you. but to be honest, you know we don't like it, we didn't like it. why? well, how do you say? do you understand? there is no atmosphere. it seems to me that the anecdote retains a real atmosphere, that's a friendly one, continuing to talk about what character is. yes, there are characters. and i don't even understand. why exactly were they worthy? yes, it’s understandable, there is a butterfly, chapaev played there, that is, such a movie character appeared in semyonovich petka. yes , they also added there and for some reason, when other characters were needed. and furmanov, yes, that

is, to be such a complete corpse. yes it video, yes, but there were a huge number of different works. yes, and what happened then well, i'm talking about cinema, yes, and about some kind of classic there works. why do some become, yes, there are heroes of jokes, and others no why. e lieutenant rzhevsky are these heroes an anecdote? here, yes, there is natasha rostov. yes, and they are somehow together all the time there somewhere like this. but uh, there are no others. why didn’t chuk and huck have such characters there, and goosebumps and gena are very talented. no i it is necessary somehow here, for example, to eat cheburashka and gena. and why in a hare yes? well, let's start well cheburashka gena's favorite anecdote, when it means cheburashka comes and tells gena to us there that the blob of oranges passed the holiday. here are 10 pieces each sown, he says, wait. and how does this thing work? how is it for everyone,

maybe for everyone? he says gena, don't start, that's your eternal whining. why what, how i ate my families no, but i don’t remember, the beginning of the joke. i remember the end to me very always. cheered that gena something everything time says cheburashka and says cheburashka can you hear me? gena look at me, how can i hear you, that there is something to award this cheburashka. well, anyway. uh, let's continue. so genes and cheburashka became, and the wolf became a hare, yes, that is, well, it’s also there, as if they still have it, and there are a lot of jokes for this. that's it about the forest. here is grace, but for some reason, uh, the heroes of some works of stirlitz cinema. that is why it was such a powerful event, let's say, in terms of cinema, of course. yes but just so much so that a hero appeared.

there, this one from what he introduced was not even an anecdote. and such as relatively genre. that's where we say stirlitz became a sporamku. remember? yes , it was the debut of the romanian scout. and yet they began to come up with jokes that were nothing to do with the germans. in the nineties, i would have to tell me something in general , everyone laughed. i'll listen to the logic of the joke. stirlitz walked along the gas tank , an egg fell on his head mmm. since the ingenious remember well there, uh, in addition to the film itself welcome, uh, that's why it seems to me that the black-and-white picture is the most credibility. that's what i knew. yes, this is additional information. this is a completely new scenario plan, because uh, uh, by the way, from

gadgets. it's just that time changes, that's all. the consent was the cutting was, what stirlitz noticed from the window of the muzzle, he closed the window and the muzzle disappeared. yes, some kind of nonsense, cheerful, is just about to start up. well, for a long time i went for mushrooms out of season. i thought, maybe, i sat down in a snowdrift. pebbles slithered in and ran away. the question is why doesn't this happen today? why there are really such, uh, some events in terms of cinematography? why are there no jokes about avatars there, for example, about some

ones? degradation, in general, of the state itself. well, how not to come up with absolutely correct? yes, this is exactly the right example. uh, we noticed there is no time, uh, there is no time to work on what you are, here we are, the meaning for this is to immediately issue a short one, when musicians. uh, today new ones appear , i say, come on guys, i'll help you how to make a song. he says, yes, there was no better repost and more likes more likes, well, less work on the fact that hmm this should sound somehow. maybe it's not a matter of work, but a state of mind , maybe it's just that people have become squeezed somehow, because look, here, again, he doesn't blame anyone for anything. there in gadgets, there and so on. well, such a given. yes, we have become slaves of this box. yes, that is, uh the first thing an adult wakes up is this phone, but look,

it seems to me that people have stopped visiting. here, well, they began to walk less often, because of this, as a result. yes, they began to communicate less . uh, including, but funny stories, when they tell here in this world and such a short genre as they are a year is born, maybe all the same. uh, well, through our podcast here. yes, we will try somehow. uh, well, not like reaching out to people. but still, uh, to suggest not to forget not to forget. here. uh, good time about driving to visit there to invite guests. tell jokes. tell stories that funny things happened to them from here. maybe they will be born. here, as it were, something new, because, by the way, i think that this remains in musical groups and in the theater, because even when you work, because this is a team of the concept of a team. yes, here i suddenly come, and young artists tell me jokes that they still tell there, when the director collects, uh, the corpse and says, so look.

the play was bad. the artists at the rehearsal poorly rehearsed booze booze. little money was given for the performance. and the performance turned out to be bad, and so that podcasts jokes on the same positive note in the finale. move on with our program so that the audience still has hope for more and more talented programs, and not the one that we have built today, although it is in my opinion. it turned out very, naturally, like a joke. well, at least, we talked very sincerely openly, tried to somehow embrace it all immensity. we are not familiar. i have a question for you: you rested in sochi in the sixty- eighth year. that was how many years ago? well, who, but if i have a file cabinet, if

you're interested, i'll take a look now and i'll answer you. yes, i'm wondering now for a second the file cabinet of the sixty-eighth year, and in what month in august? yes, i rested here it is written rested. yes? tell a man, sochi during the holidays. you had a meeting with a girl galina how do you say, yes? who remembers something? years? how long has it been? come on, i'm in file cabinet, if you need it, please give it. yes, yes, natasha was among other booths, but tell me, in august 68 in sochi, with this girl galina, you have, damn it, an intimate relationship, who remembers? well, how much? well, you basically need to know that yes, you need to know well, i'll look at the crocodile. so yes, there were, yes, so i'm her husband and i strongly dislike it, don't boil, don't boil, krutyak, look, i also didn't like it. i don’t even know, uh,

why should you ask respect from the audience, but you passed it, or vice versa, you wanted to sleep, and most importantly, that after our program after this nightly podcast you would have a good mood. tell jokes. collect jokes. and we will try to keep it. uh, take them with you for later. good night. bye.