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our parents all worked , they brought me, as for example, if you take my case by 7:00 in the morning, they brought me and there at 6:00-7:00 in the evening, they picked me up. the work schedule of my mom and dad are now parents. they practically give their lives, dedicate their lives and demand this from their children. due to the fact that i have invested so much in you, respectively, you have to give so much. here before. so you came from the 1976 olympics, because of this you received a state from the figure skating federation, at that time, i was 15 years old by sixteen, probably already had an apartment and a car. that is, now, of course, he earned more than his parents. they made a workbook. that is, there were some exceptions. yes, it seems to me that even now some things were more difficult to remember, i think 250 and 300, in my opinion, some 400 were more for me. engineer, my parent
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received 120. i received much more. and what did you spend them on? well, how i was at that age, where i spent, i gave it to my parents and everything, parents post, because i also had teachers, very modest. i then asked them where the dacha was, where where where where the apartments. where, where is everything, here's a car, well, already a car, then it was already an adult by this time already from eighteen. that is, how can you do this ? yes, right away, and, probably, i was engaged in driving lessons, probably two or three lessons. and after that , my teacher tells me everything is fine. come on by yourself so far and very lazy to walk around. i can learn in the next car for me to spoil from this money. at such a young age, well, i do not know, again, it is necessary to ask my relatives
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spoiled me or not. i don't think so. i am very calm about them athletes. well, you understand, again it depends on the person, when you see that you are so greedy that it is impossible, and that, although on the other hand i am my athlete, i can honestly tell you that you should not be shy. if you want to earn, please earn but you before you leave work. you should get the result, but now there is a lot of the same in addition to sports, there are a lot of options for athletes to earn money, that is, a huge number of ice shows, moreover, which even in the middle of the season go there on new year's eve. and why is it a bad and acting athlete? so i want to ask you, this is bad and very good. i’ll explain to you why it’s not here, the first thing is that when we rode, so i know, there is also a native land, when it ended, she was offered to go to the american in this show , but they didn’t let her in, but she
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understands how i could make money, yes , earn, that is, it ended, and all. and she had to think about what to do next. well, as if a coach, yes , that's it, there was no other way. well, i just want to say the possibilities are much more now than before, like, uh, i'm not the type of person to go to the show at all. well, initially. i don’t care, it also had to be a person who knows how to skate in shows, who still knows how. it turns out to entertain people. yes, somehow create a mood for them. i am not from this series of people. i mean, it's just not mine. and if, probably, i unsuccessfully married, then i would, probably something, well, somehow you had to think about doing something in this life. and uh, if there is such an opportunity, people want it, then thank god and thank god that these shows exist. i'm only for thank god that there is now the first channel, yes, which makes these is the cup of the first
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channel. this is also a show. this is cool. that's what people are watching. this is interesting. this is something new, we didn’t have that. it's just great. let me remind you that today we are talking to you, honored coach of russia , honored master of sports elena germana and cutouts. let's talk about the crown then, because, probably, the biggest victory in life for me and for you is in 2014 at the olympic games at our home where? and tatyana and i won, and you and your student , gifted by the centurion, again became the first in history, because you are the first russian coach in history who brought a russian athlete to the olympic games. listen well, first of all, let's start with the fact that this is homemade yes, whenever anyone else would have hit, here we are on homemade houses so this it was great to start with the same preparation as
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we were surrounded by this preparation. yes, from the moment when this path of candidates for the olympic team began then specialists were introduced. yes, doctors, that is, for our victories, in principle, the leadership has done everything so far, it's all these developments, they all remain. then remember how long we were at the training camp in sochi yes, there were already such cool programs. that is, they really were already such over aimed precisely at olympus. all the athletes were like that on the olympic podium and, accordingly, the team all won first place, then we also had a team for the first time, by the way, in my opinion, yes, the team, that is, it didn’t hit. how do you feel about it, how was it? i represent her condition. well, and yours, of course, if not, but the thing is that, again, when i
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was sitting at the rentals, there is also this, and we do this in september. yes, the olympics were in february. and you understand that it is the team that is already the champion team. that is, she will claim gold. and even more so, closer to the olympics you are athletes yourself understood that gold was real. yes, to be honest, i didn’t understand, that is , many people told me, but i was so sure that there was a us team at that time very strong and a canadian team. i thought well america we believed. well, i won’t explain why i’ll explain my position, why i don’t really believe, firstly, we had when the team was already formed, we had lepnitskaya, who was yulia yes, who was there for 15 years, and we didn’t we knew what to expect from her, how she would get out there in these stands, how she skates, we had zhenya plushenko veteran who too. well, yes, and, well, that is, we had good dances, but
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we didn’t have world champions at that time. we had strong couples more or less, and everything else was in question, but still, i mean, this is what you claimed. it was definitely right, and there was such a situation that gorshkov called me and said, len was decided, and the valley that she would not be on the team was my fortune. you understand? no , of course, it was very hard for me and practically, when i hung up, my husband directly told me what had happened. he thought, that someone died when i told this, well, as it were, he is to the end for him it's all like that. well, no, then he will skate individually. but i also needed it half the trouble. but i had to tell her. and when i came to practice. i was simply pushed to this training session to tell her when i was talking about ril, that is, there was a person and when you know, i saw for the first time when a person’s body is coming off, here, she just
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became like this. well, i couldn’t put her in order for a very long time, that is, well, she generally i couldn’t jump anything, but i understood that i needed to cook it on an individual basis anyway. and not only that, then they told me, well, you need to bring it. i say, why? well , to have her as a spare. that is , you imagine that it was necessary for her to come there to sit on all of you to see how you were on the pedestal and leave. that is, it was a colossal stress for her. maybe that was the push. now i want to tell you about this and tell you that i later said such a phrase to her. and you know you you go there, sit in the stands, and you just look from the side how cool it is. how he accepts, how the stands react to something, how the guys perform. it will be easier for you. you 'll just see it already. and when she came back to moscow and i met her
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to meet another person. that's it, i realized that we can start. as they say, start and everything went. i mean, she seems to have dropped everything. and she came here, well, not to the olympics, but just to some kind of tournament, and she even went out to sing chernyshov lena told me even afraid. she's so good, don't be afraid to ride him, everything will be fine. and of course, this is her beginning. this is all to spur on, because yulia was generally just sus did not go and really deservedly, because she skated so great, and the whole world was already splashing her hand and, accordingly, when they went to training they announced the composition of the participants they said julia lipnitskaya and the people have already come to the stands. yes, i looked, then, of course, these were exclamations. and when they said sotnikov valley there, there was not a single cotton. yes it she was spurred on at first. we very much fell very simply to the very bottom, and then we began to swim away from it, but
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later i still don’t know, maybe, it seems to me, but this red coat. yulina remembers much more often than uh? legendary victory. listen, well, indeed, julia then made a splash. this is the red dress. that's really. this is how it all came together. this. well, as it were, it's normal. i'll tell you, it's just for me julia when i watched the team tournament. and in this expectation, what she will not do, and she came out and just so calmly so confidently skated two programs. i hugged her with tears in my eyes. i thought, lord, what a smart girl you are, how cool, an athlete, or what? it seems to me that this is a problem that the team tournament takes place before the personal one. well, do you remember when i remembered the olympics of the fourteenth year, when they had a lot of olympics, well, homemade i remember when i went out, the valley, well, you are so worried, yes,
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coaches take pressure, probably everyone. i remember these floating stands from the flags. that is, they are not stand, but they float. and that's it, it was really scary. i'll tell you honestly , and the commanding officer helped me, and how, how did the minus cope? i don't know how the command officer helped me. i already knew how to behave. that is, i'm short there, if you watch two short programs at the olympic games, that is, i have. the first rental is on shaky legs . each element. barely done in personal i already went out and drummed, what is called 100 no, well, here adeline helped, another situation, but here i am as a coach, this is because this has never been repeated at any olympics, these flags. you bring out an athlete. here is this silence then, on the contrary, the flag of the cougars, lowered and this sound of skates remained. this is where i have a very similar situation for some reason for the rest
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of my life. this is what i have left, the floating requirements immediately appear as a coaching question. and how a coach prepares, how a coach prepares for the olympic games, how a coach. well, first of all, you always trust your athlete. yes, that's how you prepare it. i well , for example, you try to prepare in such a way, for what here. uh, the most important thing is coaching, uh, the most important moment is to be able to bring an athlete to the start. this is the same. that is, you can tell, as you like, which coach is which athlete? well, if the coach can’t bring you exactly to that state in order to bring this form to the peak, yes, as we call it, then it’s pointless, but then i’m not just praising myself, here’s adeline to me in this regard, that is, inside training. here we come. i saw tula about which i dreamed for me very much difficult. uh, that is, there were already world championships
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medals of the world championships. as a coach of the european championships and so on, i have victories at the russian championships, that is, well, as if i were in big tournaments and i myself recently competed in them, but the olympics, which i stood in with a side, as a coach with my athletes. i was given a very hard time and when it was all over. more or less successful. i said i don't want any more. i said, well its here these sensations here these experiences i so die. you can, of course, to many coaches on pills in general, that is, in order to stand up and in general to see an athlete from the fact that you are going through the roof. here is the pressure. it may not even be seen. yes, some even estimates there, for example, it's very indescribable. by the way, no one ever spoke about this, but er coaching fate. it's very hard. many also have a
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sick heart, and because of such experiences. somehow i tried. don't show any of those. well, i don’t have such that i’m just like that. i'm in it a little plan frozen. it seems to me that i don’t have such that i’m right here it happens. here sometimes you even look next to stand the coach gives covers. he know him. that's how the hands go on the go. you have never seen such moments. i saw, of course, well, i have them speaking of tremors, huh? i, as we have already said, are quite hysterical, nature, as an athlete was, of course, the same coach was. yes, but the bottom line is that, as an athlete, i learned to extinguish myself and learned to set myself up for competitions, i learned to go to the start. a as a coach, i didn’t understand what to do with myself, because it started with me. this is how my hand shakes, yes, that is, i just clenched it into a fist and held it in my fist. like this, so that they do not see, but if i
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relaxed her, i still have her, i cursed at myself. what are you shaking? that is, for me it is so, well, at the olympics no, i need other tournaments, i already talked calmly and there are none. i was also worried about this, that they would see that i did not plan for others, that they were this calm, they were not there. well, such calm one. it couldn't really be. i’m really calm about them, i’m not calm at the moment when they don’t ride, that is, they don’t see anything. yes, that is, they do not see there. and when they ride. yes, there is a fan. i root for them, first of all they are given. they are just watching. yes, they are the most difficult, that there are many non-single such situations in general. are you going to competitions or are you going there? athlete? what in general? he just knows how we say yes, cotton legs , at this moment, by clicking somehow, to catch something to say a word correctly say ivanovich the kingdom of heaven is our therapist, your massage therapist also knows him very well, he was very wise. and here he is without
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him, probably, that's 50% of the olympic. there would be no medal, exactly, if not more, and he told me at one moment my legs were broken. i say, my legs are wadded or i climbed the stairs. he says, max knows this, as here and there he mentioned his former wards, great champions in other sports, there such and such said. i say like that the best legs for athletes. that's when it's hard for you to get up up the stairs, so he says, here you think about it and today you will skate and analyze it. i went out riding clean like this, damn it, in fact, when the legs are sagging, it ’s easier. say that's why the coach should be able to surround himself with such a team, because not so much as he somehow explained you. he just psychologically set you up correctly, plays exactly one correct word and that’s all for you and an athlete. he, in principle, what is it, like a guitar? you need to properly tune to catch this string,
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how the instrument tunes so that it is good played the same should the athletes so adjust. you must know from the coach every string of yours. here we had 11 if they are mistaken olympic champions in sochi with a team tournament of 10 in the team and separated by eleven careers continued until the next olympics until the next olympics e not all, but the coaches. maybe nothing happened to me. so how are the coaches? well, i have 60 acres now i lost first place at the olympic games of the 60s, i still sleep peacefully. and i won, and you won, so i just came to the training again and started working. everything, as if when i see my athlete on the podium , this is enough for me. i'm all i understand that the work has already been done for me, in principle, he is not interested in yesterday. do you remember who was adelina's main rival for 12 years
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at 12:00. well, yes, at 12 they were named two prodigies. so adeline has such a short path, and lisa i just admire and applaud her and always root for her in general, because well, she just proved that nothing is impossible. this the first and that's it for all the girls who finished. and i think they bite their elbows. yes, even it seems to me that, in principle, they could also perform, but i'll just say. my opinion on all this when i finished my 30 plus there already. i did not finish in the fourteenth, after all, but in the sixteenth. i just didn't know what to do. i think so crawled life i skated, i can't do anything anymore. i didn't do well in school. i didn't do well at university. i just went to the skating rink and lived
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scheduled skating rink, home mode, which is home mode and now i have a mode. no, not to the skating rink, go, don't, what should i do? i think that when you are 17 years old well at 21:00 you finish again and have already won the olympic games and finished already. with an apartment with a car, as you say, yes, there's a possibility. the most important thing is that you have opportunities in front of you, all doors are open, because you are young. you can go to school, you can do whatever you want. no, it’s possible, but i wasn’t there at more than 30. downright scary. i have a wedding there immediately immediately there is a child and let's somehow earn money. listen, but again, the question is, what is it that you used to want to win the olympic games, well, it’s very difficult to start a new life at 18. this is also very difficult, which is why many where the shows go are very rare. uh, i
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don't remember that someone, well, probably, only in the semenenko family studies, uh, into another profession. this is the only one in my opinion. yes, yes, in my opinion, now the rest is all the same, i think. so i also said to my athletes more than once. you can also try. where is it uh there they all think that they are waiting for everyone everywhere. you came out so cool. yes? i am, yes, i ’ll see, you’ll ride while you have employees. here you will ride. this is yours, that is, initially. i still guys , we explain that this is already their profession. you do it anyway. better than a doctor. it would be better than being a singer, because people have been studying for this since the age of 17. and they will still be better. and you are the best in this profession. that's what i think so thank you very much for this conversation. i think we are very cool
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we talked, and i emphasized a lot of interesting things for myself for a long time, therefore. yes , we can chat a lot. it was a podcast, a free program with you was maxim trankov, and my guest today is the beautiful elena vodorezova. thank you. i was also very pleased. good night friends. this is a podcast of jokes for everyone who does not sleep. again. good night. and i'm right the camera is mine, that's all. i just need these colors. i seem to know that a plane is landing on me, as if you know kamaz is definitely happy to go,
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that some people suffer in a good way from insomnia. and this time will be spent with us. i have wonderful guests in my studio, connoisseurs of fans of the keepers of jokes, people who know how to tell them, and i am happy to put them on for you. this is mikhail a policeman, that is , an actor, singer, composer, not a singer. you just know, lately there have been a lot of different hypostases for different people. that is, as if you forget to name there some very important definition that he is still a blogger at that moment, for example, and that’s all. people then offended. well, i hope you don't see no, i also like it when they say, there, uh,
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actor. e, tv presenter winner of the crystal drop award. well, you see, now we will start listing galaxy with us. i want to start a conversation. you know what's about. uh, in the current realities, they still say, yes, well, a joke, what is it? yes. this is somehow not fashionable. moreover, it is old-fashioned. that is. well, they say some are not just young people and girls. and some direct skeptics of the present time. here the youth says, do you want a joke. do you want a joke because it was just a joke. just a joke. yes, such a short, uh, joke meme, you know, well, yesterday there or or do you want a joke opens and reads to you with the help of a gadget in our childhood. do you remember gadgets? it was an appeal, uh, to a person who carries you yourself such a completely different meaning, and my daughters
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do it differently. they don't tell jokes, they talk. dad, look, cool, yes, well, yes, read something to tell to play. perhaps this reflects, as it were, how reality is in the sense that that uh, in particular the youth. yes, she stops communicating with each other earlier. to be honest, let's say, well, my childhood is there . youth is there further e in the yard. yes, when everyone gathered it was, as it were, not that cool, as it is now, he says, the youth was generally, well, it’s cool to tell a joke vying. yes, i'm not. listen, i'm tired. yes, i knew everyone there, everyone knew how to tell, and this was a means of understanding. you understand how you loved for free and counted in your mind. here is a generation, that is, a girl should have been make an impression. you were not supposed to read from the phone, but to tell about the memory from the heart, that is, to prove yourself, and
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now, just about the girl, to impress. two options, as i remember, are when you can play at least a few songs on the guitar, that is, always in the company. yes bravo band i played the guitar in the yard. i told you about it. i'm dubrava everything from the beatles and our polish heroes, when they really were like that, that is, well, the guitar, that is, you don't know how to play. goodbye, but i know a joke. a then, in principle, there would still be such an option, in sports there were those guys who, uh, pulled themselves up or something from brusalim, could portray it is already underway. yes, but basically at all times i will say this more all the best, if all the best performers start to answer and whether it is classical music or frank the senator, for example, or carusa. it's not the greatest precisely vocal times. this is the greatest storyteller, because the song is like you
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wanted to tell something, you know how to tell. that's it, listen, you can't to tell, the ideal solfeggio, high, low notes do not take everything, so it seems to me that the anecdote is still such a safety of communication precisely from eye to eye from the mouth. mouth and what you want to convey, of course, and show how, as it were, degrees and your own can already be told with your erudition of emancipation, by the way, on this occasion. eh, now you understand. why as they say, dear, the spoon remembered a joke for dinner, and the joke that is there, there are two of them out of this joke, this is the great yuri nikulin yes, who was also a keeper jokes. uh, and uh, his club there is a white parrot, so the story is next uh, there is such an anecdote. i'll tell it to you now, so, uh, the company is sitting. well, that is, in some kind of vector, well, let's say, there in the nineteenth, then, yes, we are cavaliers there.
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well, that means, uh, they are sitting and , uh, the new man in this company is just some kind of hussar , he was introduced there, please, he is passion there and everything is there, yes, and that means he got into the company in this, they are sitting in a circle and just 244 and everything ha ha ha ha there 78 oh, like everyone else they laugh, and it means that he asks his friend, too, there is some young officer there, he says, tell me please, what is happening, he says, you know, all these people are all, this is society. we love jokes. we love so much and so often we get together to tell each other jokes that already, well, as if everyone knows them by heart and that they will not be repeated for a long time. we just remember imitating them. here, let's say. right now. here, look, here it is 302 there ha-ha-ha. he says it's a very funny anecdote. i'm like i'll tell you later. he says, you are there, well, you sat down here. such a person got used to it, and at some point there was such a deathly silence and the lady
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next to him stood up, the one who was sitting slapping him once stood up and left. he sits simply and says what happened to a friend says. listen well, bro, we didn’t tell vulgar jokes in betrayal. well, here's an old joke. you are for sure. you know what he came up with. eh, nikulin, he came up with two sequels. that is, this anecdote means, and everything is the same beginning. uh, this, uh, new comer. this man says, there, 147. in complete silence. just the dead thing looks at everyone and suddenly leans over and says, listen, well, don't be upset. there are just people who know how to talk. here, just somehow, this and well, another third option. this is already a joke, when you die, there are 210, yes, and again
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the silence is rough. he says, well, listen, well , do not tell funny ones. yes, you, and it seems to me that he also correctly said that it is a joke to compose or anecdotes of professions. i think this is a story someone is telling. casually, here we were yesterday like this, and processed story by the narrator. yes, it gives some angle to the other, because agree that sometimes you know the same anecdote, but a person tells some little paint, and he plays in a completely different way . says there best. eh, you'll go there tomorrow, you'll fly to moscow. we need to have a wedding. and in this pocket he has a pack of rubles there once, well, as a fee here quickly counts right in his pocket to the touch hmm money. what about a wedding
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directly to the grandson, that is, you won’t go anywhere else on a small budget and i will never forget. i worked in the eighties under the direction of an orchestra, the main guest performer was mikhail sergeevich boyarsky and mikhal sergeevich for a beautiful story, misha tells an anecdote that i know very well, but add a little nuance like this. i would even say our country's guild told the circus. a man comes, says, i am the director of the circus with a new attraction. yes, what kind of rides are now such a time no one goes, you have nothing, surely we don't have any expenses. yes, nothing is needed, just hang up a poster. here i satisfy vasya live online. as young people say right now, right in the ring, 80 women in the evening of the sixty-first division and for an encore another 202 hang out a poster. the first
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office, and the city's changing mood went phone calls. word of mouth radios. here, in general, women bought all the tickets for a month in advance, men are also interested, in short, we take a hose, everyone hangs down from the amphitheater. to be closer to action, but our hero at 78 for two before the end, you understand, loses his mind and faints and the mood in the hall changes , there were cries of swindle. return the money. this is our 78 does not suit them. promised 80 swindle director runs out into the arena. ammonia. the hero comes semyon says. vasya, what happened the hero pyotr mikhailovich did not put his mind to it during the day on the run , everything was fine, the word run. i remembered eduard smolny, these productions, everything
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could be said at the rehearsal. here's to the run and swindle. he is michal sergeevich of course, uses our folk and the equivalent of this word is different. when you cheat. well, here's one. well, sorry, it’s also important, of course, the scene and characters of the jokes, that is, if we return, because here ’s the situation itself, this situation, it’s already comical , well, as if, if we parse but i also remembered one from well, there are quite decent jokes on this topic, too, that when a man such an engineer goes home in the subway , he leaves the subway and stands watching. it's a huge line of men. he's coming here the queue in his neighborhood is huge, he goes. he looks very. to his yard what do they give, does he go further? that's very in his entrance. well, what happens, he goes up to his floor, and then torment to his apartment. there is a queue, he
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comes, which means to his apartment. his wife lies on the bed in the bedroom. and in turn. so takes all these men off the subway what's going on? she says you don't see the disaster. he told me this. kolya fomenko kolya fomenko had such a finale. says vasya. this is some kind of nightmare. and here is one. you you see that we have touched on something very important. uh, all the jokes in the company are what i told. here comes the association. you told on this short on this topic is at the door. you know, let's give such a jewish correct and color anecdote, because this is how odessa is told, his homeland yuri is a man at a funeral. and i don't believe that you left us. i
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refuse to believe it comrade. please skip. well, by the way, about uh, national flavor. yes, you see in a joke, it is very important. yes, er, to itself here is this short story. yes e did not affect any quite like that. uh, well, let's say some ethnic issues. that is in an offensive point of view. i mean, that is, jokes. you need to be able to tell, as it were, but also listen to them, because there were a lot in soviet times. remember the jokes were about the chukchi. yes, that is, in general, how did it happen? what, apparently, the development of these lands and so on, meteorologists went, there are some, uh, drillers and so on, they were laying bam there and so on and so on. that is, some of these cold ones. uh, well, some siberian ones there recipes. that is, these jokes about chuk appeared here, what is there? well, who lived down there and so on and so forth. here in our time. now they felt glocks not at all in thirds. yeah, i can't even remember any of them. and i why why
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because and now here in the winter i always remember this anecdote. this means that e is coming, that means a large settlement is coming, that means chubchik is at his own pace. he is there with this, so a tambourine. there, it means, something conjures with a deer paw beats this tambourine, they come and say shaman, please tell me, it's winter, close cold, she will store a lot of brushwood or all the same. somehow we will make it there, but not so cold, and like, everything will be fine, that the winter will be warm, and it will be cold brushwood. no, they will freeze, in general, there will be more claims against me. and if they say that it will be cold, well, they will collect a lot of brushwood. well, you will be warm, but less will remain. you can then, like in the spring, a pot with a woman and such ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, think, i’ll say that the cold will be very ah-ah-ah-ah-ah such, in general, spirits say that winter will be fierce, in general
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nightmare going very. a lot of brushwood, they rushed about everything. they ran there. there, then, a tambourine was deposited by a deer paw and i really think, what kind of winter will it be, i’ll go to meteorologists, i’ll ask again. abu skiing. everything went. so he comes there, so this yurt is standing. there is a yaranga. this is how he comes. this is a fellow meteorologist, so oh great. shaman yes hello tea will be he is like that, but he took tea there, why did he come? he says fellow meteorologist. and tell me this year, what kind of winter will be cold there, like or there or what or i don’t know chukchi for a long time. this year there will be a very cold winter. very much he says, well thank you there. what did you say, comrades blizzard. and how do you know, this is me, well, how would i have spirits there , everything is there, such a tambourine. he says, yes, very simply, come here through the window. as long as you see the chukchi. they collect a lot of sickness. so, a very cold winter has closed. yes, we have not
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only the chukchi of the northern nationality. do you remember the era of total shortages, when , uh, any items, uh, consumer goods from czechoslovakia from german democratic republic by the time that's islamic boots come to the store nothing, says i need a toilet, says no, they speak german, german. no, there is, there is some. well , let's give him two sticks, just two sticks and an instruction, he considers the instructions. and what is it? speaks? read, damn it, rely on one thing that the wind didn’t blow away like that, and the second wolves. ha-ha, there was always a huge number of jokes, that is, a jewish theme, there , and so on and so forth, because there are many good storytellers. yes, and very much people would be everything. well, the most perceived. oh, and, accordingly, there were k-
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colorful anecdotes, there about georgians and there armenian radio, which became a separate story there. yes, there are armenian jokes stirlitz daev and sing no no no i mean. now. i 'm talking now, just about the national all sorts of things. but partly anecdotes, of course, but it was special when it was in soviet times. remember there, when they were joking, what kind of anecdote can be given there for some years. yes, it's funny, like a joke. well somewhere on they probably decided to say seven there for 12 years, yes, who went there, then they told it all in the kitchen, but still it’s here. uh, how would people continue to do this. yes, this is how things have changed. what do you think, now eh? it became, that is, when in soviet times there, they told these here anyway, it always remains, in principle, this is an example of both jewish and all short some kind of guru, i consider him my guru, and only zhvanetsky always
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spoke to me i appeal. anyway always so valera love everything short concert performance a book anecdote course of treatment, everything is short so that's all, this characterizes such a sample. how did you meet your wife here. i don't blame anyone for anything. here is such an intonation of a joke and you immediately understand, but i really like these short police jokes, when the doctor makes my head spin, and i see, i see, yes, or how everyone ignores me, they don’t notice. so next or when there doctor. it hurts me a woman came to the doctor and were here and here. he says, let's undress, let's see. where should i put my clothes? yes, put it on my bag, and when i have a doctor, i have pain, oh, it hurts here. oh, my hand hurts here. give yes your finger is broken. well, look, for example, medical yes, these are all jokes. well, why because, well, let's say
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all people. yes, there is somehow more or less degree, everyone gets sick. yes, that is, well, an absolutely healthy person probably does not exist. yes and so, it seems to me that, probably, this allows somehow. still, these are in a joke, and in any humorous story, as a rule, a person. laughs when they don't associate themselves with it. that is, for him, this is a story about someone he has such a familiar friend there. and so, as it is with doctors. yes , they intersect there since childhood, they go there to do vaccinations, and so on and so forth. it seems to me that such a large number of jokes on a medical topic is due to the fact that a person. maybe, as it were, well, still calmly laugh. uh, speaking harshly to myself. i don’t even know, uh, what to ask you, dear viewers, did it pass with you or, on the contrary, you wanted to sleep, and most importantly, so that after our program after this nightly podcast you will have a good mood. tell jokes. collect jokes. and we will try to keep it. eh, along with you them.

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