once again, good night, yes, well, to those who are wait and i'm right the camera is mine, that's all. i ’m just here for this light, i’m sure, as if you know, a plane is landing on me, as if you know kamaz is definitely coming. that is , you are not my question. you work for someone. yes, say a million. you have such a backlight on the skating rink, when you ride, yes , yes, look, okay, let's one more time before we start this joke podcast. i'm m-m glad that some people suffer from insomnia in a good way. and this time will be spent with us. at me in the studio wonderful guests connoisseurs. fans keepers of anecdotes are people who know how to tell them and i will be happy to introduce them to you - mikhail policeman and valery syutkin, that is. all actor singer composer not singer well, uh, you just know,

there's been a lot of lately . that is, as if you forget to name there some very important definition that he is still a blogger at that moment, for example, and that’s all. people then get offended. well i hope you don't see no, ah i also like it when they say, there, uh, actor. e, tv presenter winner of the crystal drop award. well, you see how now we will begin to list the galaxies with us with us galaxies and so on langepassa, talk, i want to start a conversation. you know what, uh, in the current realities they still talk about, yes, well, a joke, what is it? yes. this is somehow not fashionable. moreover, it is old-fashioned. that is. well, they say some are not just young people and girls. and some direct skeptics of the present time. here the youth says, do you want a joke. i tell you jokes i'll tell you about them do you want a joke. that is, it became just a joke, just a joke, but such

a short, uh, joke meme like that. yes, you know , yesterday there or or you want a joke opens and protects and you with the help of a gadget in our childhood. remember gadgets. it was an appeal, uh, to a person, when you yourself are such a completely different meaning, and my daughters do it differently, they don’t tell a joke, they say. dad, look, cool, yes, well, yes , read something to tell to play. maybe it reflects, as it were, reality in the sense that, uh, in in particular the youth. yes, she stops communicating with each other earlier. to be honest, let's say, well, my childhood is there. youth is there further e in the yard. yes, when everyone was going it was, as it were, not that cool, as it is now, he says, the youth was in general, well, it’s cool to tell a joke vying. yes, i'm not. listen tired. yes, i

knew everyone there, everyone knew how to tell, and this was a means of understanding memory, you know, how they loved for free and counted in their minds. here is the generation, that is, the girl had to be impressed. you should have not to read on the phone, but to tell about memory from the heart, that is, to express yourself and now, just the same, it was about a girl to make an impression. two options, as i remember, are when you can play at least a few songs on the guitar, that is, always in the company. yes bravo band i played the guitar in the yard. i told you about it. i got everything from the beatles and our polish heroes back then were really like that, that is, well, the guitar, that is, you don’t know how to play. goodbye, but i know a joke, and then there was such an option, in sports there were those guys who, uh, pulled themselves up or something from the brusal could portray it already, yes, but basically at all times

i will say this more all the best. if all the best performers are responsible for yours, whether it be classical music or frank sinatra, for example, or carusa. it's not exactly the greatest vocalist at times. this is the greatest storyteller, because the song is like you wanted to tell something, you know how to tell. that's it, listen, you don't know how to tell, the ideal solfeggio, high, low notes does not take. everything, so i it seems that an anecdote is still such a preservation of communication precisely from eye to eye from the mouth. mouth and what you want to convey, of course, and show how, as it were, degrees and your own can already be told with your erudition of emancipation, by the way, on this occasion. eh, now you understand. why as they say dear, the spoon remembered a joke for dinner, and the joke that is there, there are

two of them out of this joke, this is the great yuri nikulin yes, who was also the keeper of jokes. uh, and uh, his club there is a white parrot, so the story is next uh, there is such a joke. i'll tell you now, so the company is sitting. well, that is, in some kind of vector there, for example, there in the nineteenth, which means, yes, we are cavaliers there. well, that means, uh, they’re sitting and, uh, the new man in this company is just some kind of hussar , he was introduced there, please, there’s passion and everything there, yes, which means he got into the company in this, they sit in a circle and just 244 and everyone ha-ha-ha-ha there 78 young, says, tell me please, what the hell is going on, you know, all these people are all, this is society. we love jokes. we love we love so much and so often we get together to tell each other jokes that already, well, as if everyone

knows them by heart. and what will be long is not repeated. we just remember imitating them. here, let's say. right now , look here 302 there ha ha ha. he says it's a very funny anecdote. i'm like, i'll tell you later. he says, you are there, well, so you sat down . you got used to it, and at some point deathly silence and the lady next to him stands up, the one who sits slapping them in the face once gets up and leaves. he sits simply and says what happened to a friend says. listen well, bro, we didn’t tell vulgar jokes in betrayal. well, here 's an old joke. you are for sure. you know what he came up with. eh, nikulin, he came up with two sequels, that is , this joke means, and everything is the same beginning. uh, this, well, new comer this man says, there, 147. complete silence is just dead, and he looks at everyone like that

and the friend deviates says, listen well, don't get upset. there are just people who know how to talk. and this and well, another third option - this is already a joke, when he says there 210, yes, and again silence is rude. he says, well, listen, well, do not tell funny ones. yes, you, and this, i think, is also correct. you said that joke writing is a profession. i think this is a story someone is telling. in passing, if only yesterday it was like this, and then the customer. yes, it gives some angle to the other , because agree that sometimes you are the same you know a joke, but a person tells some little paint, and he plays in a completely different way. anecdote is like a case, i was told, really, when

an elder in the caucasus says, it's better there. eh, you'll go there dressed. you will fly to moscow tomorrow. we need to have a wedding. and in this pocket he has a pack of rubles there once, well , as a fee here quickly counts right in his pocket to the touch hmm money. and what about the wedding directly to the grandson, that is, you won’t go anywhere else on a small budget and i will never forget it. i worked in the eighties under the orchestra was led by the main guest performer was mikhail sergeevich boyarsky and mikhal sergeevich they tell an anecdote that i know perfectly well, but add a little nuance like this. i would even say our country's guild told the circus. a man comes, says, i am the director of the circus with a new attraction. yes , no one goes to rides now at such a time, you have nothing,

for sure, we don’t have any expenses of money . yes, nothing is needed. just hang up, i see, here i am satisfying vasya live online, as young people are now saying right on there were 80 women in the ring during the evening of the sixty-first division and another 202 for an encore. well, they put up a poster for the first division, and phone calls began to change in the city. word of mouth radios. here, in general, women bought all the tickets for a month in advance, men are also interested, in short, we take a hose, everyone hangs down from the amphitheater. to get closer to the action, but our hero is on 78 with two left, you know? reason and faints and the mood in the hall are changing screams of swindle were heard. return the money. this is our 78 they are not satisfied with the promised

80 swindle runs out the director into the arena. ammonia. the hero comes semyon says. vasya, what happened the hero pyotr mikhailovich did not put his mind to it during the day on the run , everything was fine, the word run. i remembered eduard smolny, these productions could all be said at rehearsals. here's to the run and swindle. he mikhal sergeevich , of course, uses our folk and the equivalent of this word is different. when to cheat? well, here's one. well, sorry, it's still important, but the quality of the scene and the character are jokes. that is if we return, because here is the situation itself, this situation, it is already comical that, well, as if, if we parse but i just remembered. also one of these fairly decent jokes is also on this topic, that when a man such an engineer goes home in the subway , a huge line of men comes out of the subway,

he goes through a huge microdistrict. your yard what they give there, he goes farther to his entrance, what happens, he goes up to his floor, and there is a line to his apartment. there is a queue, he comes, which means to his apartment. in the bedroom his wife is on the bed. and in turn. so takes all these men off the subway what's going on? she says you don't see the disaster in my interpretation. he told me this. kolya fomenko had such a finale. vasya this is some kind of nightmare. and here is one. you can see that we touched on something very important. uh, all

the jokes in the company are what i told. here comes the association. you told on this short on this topic is at the door. you know such a jewish one, let's give the correct and color anecdote, because that's how it is told his homeland i do not believe that you left us. i refuse to believe it, please. ha! ha, but, by the way, speaking of uh, national flavor. yes, as a joke, it is very important, yes, uh, to have this short story itself. yes, e did not affect some really quite like that. uh, well, let's say some ethnic issues. that is in an offensive point of view. i mean, that is, jokes. you need to be able to tell, as it were, but also listen to them, because there were a lot in soviet times. remember the jokes were about the chukchi. yes, that is, in general, how it happened? what, apparently, the development of these lands and so on, meteorologists went, there

are some, uh, drillers and so on , they were laying bam there and so on and so on. that is, some of these cold ones. uh, well, some kind of siberian ones, that is, these here appeared, uh, jokes about chuk, what is there? well, who lived there to the south and so on. everything is in our time. now they are in the group, however , do not meet at all. yes, i can’t even remember a single doctor. and i why why because, and now here in the winter time i always remember this joke. this means that e is coming, that means a large settlement is coming, that means chubchik to his shaman. he is there with this, so a tambourine. there, it means, something is conjuring with a deer paw beating this tambourine, they come and say shaman, please tell me, winter is coming, cold is coming, it will store a lot of brushwood or all the same. we 'll make it there somehow, but it's not so cold, and like, everything will be fine. i think i will say that the winter will be warm. she will be cold brushwood.

no, they will freeze, in general, there will be claims against me will kill more. and there i will say that they will be cold, well, they will collect a lot of tail. well, warm, but less will remain. maybe then, as if in the spring, and such ah -ah-ah-ah-ah, think, i’ll say that it will be very cold ah-ah-ah-ah-ah such, in general, spirits say that the winter will be fierce, generally a nightmare gonna get a lot of sickness. oh, everything, rushed. they ran out there, so she put down a tambourine for a deer paw and really think , what kind of winter will it be, i’ll go to meteorologists, i’ll ask once about the skis. everything went. so he comes there, so this yurt is standing. there yaranga. this is how he comes to a comrade meteorologist. so oh great. shaman yes hi you will have tea he says fellow meteorologist. and tell me this year, what kind of winter will be cold there, like or there or what kind of oh, i don’t know chukchi for a long time, this year will be a very

cold winter. very much he says, well thank you there. what did he say, comrade meteor, and how do you know this is me, well, how would i have spirits there, everything is there, such a tambourine. he says, yes, very simply, come here through the window. as long as you see the chukchi. they collect a lot of sickness. so it's a very cold winter. yes, we have not only the chukchi of the northern nationality. do you remember the era of total shortages, when, uh, any items, uh, consumer goods from czechoslovakia from the german democratic republic were especially valued , by that time there are slavic boots, the store has nothing, says i need a toilet, says, nevsky they say, german no, no month. well, let's give him two sticks, just two sticks and an instruction, he considers the instructions. well, what does it say? read on one lean that the wind did not

blow away so, and the second wolves. ha-ha, there was always a huge number of jokes, that is , a jewish theme, there, and so on and so forth, because there are many and good storytellers. yes , and very much as if people are everything. well, the most perceived. yes, and, accordingly, there were colorful anecdotes, there about georgians and there armenian radio, which became a separate story there. yes, there is an armenian girl stirlitz daev and petka no no no i mean. i 'm talking now, just about all sorts of national such things. but partly anecdotes, of course, but it was special when it was in soviet times. remember there, when they were joking, what kind of anecdote can be given there for some years. yes, it's kind of a funny joke. well, somewhere in the seven there they started talking there for 12 years, yes, who went there, then they told everything in the kitchen, but still this is it. uh, how would people continue to do this. yes, this is

how things have changed. what do you think, now eh? it became open, that is, when in soviet times there these people told me anyway, it always remains, in principle, this is an example of both jewish and everything is short - this is my guru, i consider him my guru, and only zhvanetsky always spoke to me. in any case, always so valera love everything short concert performance book anecdote course of treatment, everything short and so that's all, this characterizes such a tradesevich. a. how did you meet your wife? here. i don't blame anyone for anything. here is such an intonation of a joke and you immediately understand, but these short ones are very i like medical jokes. when a doctor makes my head spin, and i see. about the doctor, and how to combine stylish? it would seem

that i really liked a person who comes to the dentist, the doctor says, i have problems. what yellow teeth are yellow teeth. well, about green gas, advised such you know unexpected for what i love jokes, wait, man, in short, you know the doctor from me. my stomach hurts so much, it's just a nightmare. uh-huh did you eat pigeons? he says he didn't eat the pigeon. and you spruce the head of a dove scares the head of a dove, i did not eat. he says, and you ate the head of a naked dove, he says, damn it, daniel, i’m the head of a dove, but what’s the matter, i’m a speech therapist, i tried at least what i could, yes, in medical

jokes. uh, a huge number of professional jokes in general, a lot, because there are a lot of musical anecdotes about theater musicians, and very often very often, especially people related to the profession. yes they are as in the case there from the musicians. they are short jokes that they already knew, they tell with special gusto i draw the whole here is this exposition. that is, they immerse you so much in general in what is happening. you know, there are some theatrical tales, real theatrical tales, which are then told. like a joke, and it was right there in the theater, and there are even people who saw these stories, and you know what else there are jokes for. i have several of these that have been with me virtually all my life. i remember zhenya morgulis telling me the fields. i know that you love to collect musical jokes. i really collected musical such as to

spend the evening well in their midst. i'll throw you one musical anecdote, a son comes from school and his father says to his father. sorry two balls. today i said, in what subject in zoluk. what 's with two points? well, you know, they asked who has the biggest balls, well, i said that the elephant, well, that's right, son. it makes sense, it's big. yes, it turned out dad that he got a job and a deuce i got the boys science of running, live a century, study here, he wrote such slow waltzes. musical morgulis hi everyone big shulevich threw the son comes to his father and says, dad, what is incompetence and indifference. he says, i don't know, i don't give a damn, and about the music. well, one of the most, probably, old when, uh, well , friends are going to one says, and i'm

not going to the opera with you. tonight he says why you are premier well, he tells me yesterday rabinovich got drunk, and that's nonsense. and this, as soon as, uh, beloved, is still a topic - this association gave you clinging to some detail. she immediately your memory works, and he crashes when he says, uh, the company of men yesterday i took my wife, she went on a cult trip. he says no warning. there is eugene onegin, the hall is full of slag, and it means that the jew leans over to the neighbor and speaks. no, i understand . please forgive me, but the lensky jew, no, not a jew. excuse me, but the nanny is jewish. yes, yes, jewess, bravo nanny is one of the best in

recent years, i state. i don’t even know, uh, what to ask you, dear viewers , did your sleep pass or, on the contrary, you wanted to sleep, and most importantly, that after our program, after this nightly podcast, you were in a good mood. tell me jokes. collect jokes. and we will try to keep it. eh, along with you them for posterity. good night. see you again. bye.