good evening. hello all the successes, all the outstanding achievements of the teams, all the wonderful jokes of the last season have become history, it's time to start from scratch to write a new sixty-second volume of the kvn encyclopedia , 450 teams that came to the sochi festival wished to participate in its creation. well, only 20 were selected and that's behind these teams. i'm sure we'll have great pleasure. we will observe in the 2023 season we start.

we are, as always, with one-eighth finals this season will be four games, and i am with a huge i am pleased to represent the participants of this team in our club for a long time, but it was this year that she won the right to participate in the television tournament, the kvn team donetsk ridge, donetsk city the next team is also newcomers of the season. as you can see, the team is amazing in every respect, for example , having arrived at the festival for the first time and did not play in any of the leagues, they immediately got into the highest kvn team. the team of the village and murmansk, murmansk region. further three

teams already familiar to us for the third time trying their hand above the league of last year quarter finalist kvn team pal palych khabarovsk territory semi-finalists of the last season kvn flash royal team the city of rostov-on-don and the bronze medalist of the major league 2022 the team of the moscow aviation institute i am very glad that the jury is a constant that practically does not change, wonderful wonderful, host of kvn but today, jury member dmitry khrustalev, in general

, the same situation vadim galygin, she is responsible for the jury for the beauty and charm of alla mikheeva, he is responsible for purity in music and the absence of falsehood, people's artist of russia sergey sergeevich zhilin lvovich as always, the chairman of the jury, konstantin ernst, is responsible for the entire first channel dear teams, good luck to everyone. well, probably now the main exit, because this is the first exit

of the season of 23 years. we entrusted it to the team of kvn team of the moscow aviation institute. well, moscow last year we were a modest team , so we didn’t have enough before the victory this year, everything will be different, as they say in our department, when a new soldering iron is brought in, who will start engineering rubilov, waxing. i'm not a fish. then the gloves will wait, let's collect january , the fox and don't fasten your seat belts, the championship will fly away. well, i said chicory will fly away, especially if you smell hello moscow well

guys, how has life changed after the final in two months? well, it doesn't take long now. eugene yo-my, you just got prettier, flew to the sea, or something, tanned dmitry andreevich this is not zhenya zhenya is late. we, as engineers, have assembled a copy of it. out of 150 cans , good coke and sticks, well, looks good for a good and stick set. what's happening? i didn't understand. are you sexy? like you now not a boy, girl baby girl, first of all. i'm an engineer, aircraft engine designer, honey, don't excite me even more. you

know you can't. i am allergic to pheromones. when you excite, i sneeze, hello , i hear it is mine. oh you, yo-my, and what are these guys? remove this, please, otherwise it’s as if i’m performing on stage with my mother. we agreed not to be late. we have an official part dear ladies and gentlemen , my vice-rector for work with students, svetlana vladimirovna listova, is invited to the stage. good evening, last year our guys aviators took an honorable third place, and for this the rector prepared a special gift for dmitry andreevich. you got fired. yes, for what for

the last place in the final that 15 damn if i kicked you dmitry andreevich i am a vice-rector i sit at 12 hours a day. have you ever kicked a lamppost? so he went. well, future kind stepfathers? why stepfathers guys? well, i see you, do you really think to have your own children? i will not allow you to offend my team, and even more so lisa nobody offended me, but you also liked that he stood up for you. that's all. how beautiful

and disgusting at the same time. how's the liver cake? according to me girl, i'm actually a boy. i went through this myself. yes, maybe you don’t quite fit the standards of beauty. well, accept yourself for who you are guys, we will make friends. i will be for you, like a mother. kirill well, what kind of a gay are you, in order to choose an orientation, you need to at least once try some kind of advice from engineers. oh, come on, well, what do you guys think? i'm not gay. yes, not for this gathered. why do we in general we are afraid, and the guys understood a good

tryndet. let's glorify science, i'll come and check. to be honest, it’s a little disappointing that we weren’t even asked for our opinion, we could have done at least some kind of voting for the sake of appearances. why do you say such a phrase at the end so that i would sharply joke about it. okay, i'm talking. it's just that i don't really like the situation of being weirdly silent when you don't like it. well, here it is again. don't, if i want to joke, i 'll do it myself. you don't need to help me. yes , no one helps anyone, damn it, what's going on? i played first channel. now it pops right out.

can i just speak up? excuse me, it won't be like this anymore, it wouldn't have had time to show our new invention. lech come on. here lyokha used to have more of them. yes, it’s just that during the test a few winds blew somewhere, but i don’t think that there will be any problems from this. in general, we initially built aircraft engines. they just gave us a year for this, and a week later it turned out that there was a month left. well, we were swindled. we swindled back. incidentally, this was perhaps the first and

the last time we blew all the design bureaus, well done to people about aviation. hey, visualization of prostatitis. what are you doing even now, the rector will see that your competitors are advertising you in your speech, fired, are you here? now the main thing, i beg you. everyone knows that planes are better than your planes , vanilla crap, lollipops, glossy magazines, and on the train. you go out into the vestibule, everything is covered in blood. or was it the trains that were removed - this is russia there. you can wake up from the fact that a fat woman sat on your feet because you sleep for a long time, she eats khacha. listen, you dog,

that's enough. you both. do you understand your disassembly? just spoil our performance, don’t think about it at all, season 2, we must win win, guys, we won’t even smear these opponents with our spine. pull out, we will jump on them like on a skipping rope. support you. well did you like it? well, that's all, dmitry andreevich, you see my idea worked. look how they were friends against us. some even have love. yes, i don't eat now. yes, svetlana vladimirovna , the plan is chic. i propose to note this. you love to eat chicory, that's it, let's finish.

this year, civil aviation in russia turns 100 years old, and the moscow aviation institute is 93 years old, that is, in fact, for the first 7 years, aircraft in russia were built by people without education. and it took off. you thought so, maybe this is the key to success, maybe appoint dzhigan to the post of minister of economy? the team of the moscow aviation institute for the second season relaxing in chile my

good people knew what a breather quit smoking . and i advise you. well hello darling wish. let me introduce myself. guys, i'm pregnant. why did you take me on the map putin's ten fell? i 'm sorry, but today they will give me the floor in general. no volodinka. you are punished kapets damn it, once you went to the administration of the questions to solve volodya, you were yelling there that they had tightened the screws on the gay.

what questions did you ask there? come on, sanyok you better tell me, do you still fantasize that you are michael jordan she what are you singing? profursetka well, there is a little, i'm talking about a song about the lack of family values. this bag. my husband drank these videos. husband drank a diamond ring. my husband drank my husband drank. my husband drank the russian woman gundet and is not getting divorced. well, don’t worry, katyuh in moscow can easily find a serious uncle for yourself. what is this blue light on

channel one? actually, i'm the minister of sex of the khabarovsk territory, putin's dozen came to you. yes, i threw you in advance. well, don’t come to me with a crystal, it will be said, but i don’t like bald men. you said dima yes dima so you got women who saw me naked call me dima lord, i have miniatures burning there pal palych for all the jokes for everything, let's start with a rotten paradox. prokhor chaliapin came to get a casting director of the voice

60+ show. and our contestants do not sleep, so they sing such sad songs. and every girl, when she comes to a tea house, is most afraid of meeting such a character there. i will show you, i will give you earrings and put them in your ears, and then i will make new holes in your ears and give you new earrings. until you better cost 6 billion, like cheburashka, and only after how do you scream, lord, i'm dying of a buzz. i can safely say life is not in vain to read. okay, i'll take your dish from the chef.

oh-oh-oh, dear let's quickly pause kvn the fact is that we want to talk with one of the jury members, dear sergey sergeevich, last season at the music festival in svetlogorsk you told our team, the following are a lot of things. i was amazed today, but one. that was the most powerful when the governor of the khabarovsk territory rapped. and he did. it's real, because you just need to. remember, yes, you still gave us a kivin later, we think. we're all your favorites now. team a for the next game, please. four four

three, but in general, there is one serious man here who wants to talk to you. we'll probably leave you alone. well, hello, sergey sergeevich, do you like my rap? well then, meet the diss hall at sergey zhilin with a little wave of hype. you are a wand, but you are not dumbledore meet the battle governor and the conductor behind you, only the orchestra behind me, the region and let the people judge who is here champion round. well, how will you become a musician? and music is a governor,

but in russian music it was historical. i liked it very much. well, my dears, then our performance is coming to an end, but we are not upset that

you are like a woman all the time, because we have a delicious end to our performance. bring khabarovsk sweets. so now there are exactly 700 sandwiches with real red caviar on the stage and its auditorium in connection with which please applaud the question, those who believe that it is necessary distribute these sandwiches to the average viewer. and now applaud those who think that it is necessary to use a sneaky trick and give the whole game to the jury so that we will definitely get the maximum score. how unexpected. what's decided? distribute caviar to people in the hall, dear,

if you suddenly decide to be offended by this and not give us the maximum score, then you know, if anything, we will arrange this for the viewer now for us. all the sandwich for the calculation and it seems to me, a separate applause sergey

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per annum come for money mail bank friends, we meet with applause. greeting donetsk ridge. well , of course, you are not at all like the yulikusman looks like on tv. hold hold the music will be stunned. well, she's an ex. the league has arrived. oh moscow, even here it's clean.

guys, why are you sitting there? let's get on stage. you didn't wash your hair today. come on, let's support the men, they are not the first time and the group tried. what we are ordinary people from the people, all the other teams are starred, the cellar is digging. here they are sitting in the hall with their audience. well, donetsk on stage, you strictly do not judge us by clothes. it's just that western brands left us a little earlier. well, she has assembled a humor machine. meet her driver.

i remember the first sex. he's just in the same was a suit. seryoga and honestly, how do you like moscow ? when i was driving here, i tried not to look around, but suddenly it’s paid. what are you doing late anyway? everything went wrong with us , but you don’t throw such phrases. we will quickly be kicked out of the first channel. why because the mustachioed man on channel one cannot say that something is not going according to plan. friends, you will agree that you look at this team and you get the feeling that this is not a kvn team, but a neural network drew the phrase etit beat, but what about the men? let's, how did the flight on summer tires rush with god?

steal the money allocated for the fireworks okay, but they saved money on meladze. moreover , meladze is there in general. well, he is, like, and on agent and then it's funny. hands up. who unloaded rubble today. i understand that after crushed stone, hands do not rise, so we relax and watch kvn at every large feast, there is always a person who utters a phrase, after

which a fight begins. i hope after the following words no one will be offended. sereg so maybe you won't say anything? oh you are a creature. are you shutting my mouth? yes? well, okay , i finally have lighting on the street did, but the truth was even more terrible to walk. estimate, full, street of torches. and in the next issue i participate, so eugene announce, and i dive into the situation. a married couple of bank employees play role-playing games it's me. so i adore a photocopy of your snils passport and a certificate from your place of work when you

dominate? i want already. roskomnadzor is fighting against gay propaganda, well, no improvement, it happens everywhere and so the head of the city city supervision near the gay club. i'm sorry, we won't take you out. i'm sorry i didn't protect you dear. was not i would like my club to arrange a test here. well, the first game above the league is very exciting. i mean the first game. but this is what it was like, go seryozha, so he went before the fortune teller game. yes, you yourself will die. well

, what are you, erdogan of donetsk how do you sit on two chairs? well, are you starting? these were my acquaintances, and you are family to me, and in moscow it is so customary how you first come to your friends, and then you bring your family together , the dog got out. look, well, this is, of course, some kind of humorous madness, but i always have the feeling that we are something forgot, and igor, let's go up to the stage. what are you, give me yes i already did it, by the way, igor is the funniest in our team. well, the truth is, we won’t prove it anymore, igor. well, how do you like our performances in this is not we talking,

this is a person from the audience, he says, the kvn team was with you donetsk sin we are from the people. we thank the government of moscow for their help in organizing the kvn games. the next on the stage is a flush royale, rostov-on-don. ni hao wu, hanki zhongwengeni tian tian or not? have you started learning chinese yet?

and if we are now all performance in chinese prepared? we would be bad for you. let's agree that next time we will prepare for our performance, not only us. but if in english there are four future tenses, then in chinese there is one future, but bright. look, you never thought. what would have happened if the end of the world had not come in 2012? think in front of you team with your vision of the flash world on stage, buckle up. list of references

to understand our team dostoevsky humiliated and insulted paul ekman psychology you read lies, didn't you? and our andrey's favorite book is eat, pray, love. it is true, he only read a third of it. let's start communication seryozha victim maslenitsa seryoga how did you spend your day? yes, that's cleaning the toilet pondered feminism. let's do a little test, do you

see dreams in color or black and white 80 percent of people tell you this is not, nothing unusual, but ask me. do you dream in color or black and white black and white? you're stupid, and it's weak to say it to my face. in fact , our karen is not a typical armenian, he has sex before marriage and is not interested at all money. well, here he is toastmaster. too well you will tell too boys. and this nadia appeared on our team for numerous karen there are

two names empty pistachio and karen well, did you arrange it, my boy? what games? i myself realized that nothing awaits us between me and the kia rio you chose. the one that eats less? pts you have strengthening boys, vadik arrived. this is the neck. there is something interesting, right?

is there anything interesting? centaurs centaurs are people too, brother. i have a kent centaur like this guy. well, the horse is also good. in general, if someone still does not understand, our team's humor is like a salad. caesar in

a roadside cafe in places you will be surprised, let's go. and while you think, if in germany there are stickers on grandfather's cars for a lost battle? imagine a bad and a good cop , i don’t give you anything. the way on television is even an infotainment channel lately. more and more informational , so we just decided for fun for our

team to come up with our own show, which makes no sense at all. hi all. this is the first show in the world where the boss, he says, is not the host, but participant. yes, yes, thank you, so uh. this flash royal show is a roll call of the participants to peter ii , considers peter ii fuck you. sorry i 'm late plugs tin roman gets nine points so the first round. will she shishou senseless, so light camera motor all of this we sold to buy rubber boots, the theme of the round of swimming pools. damn

, i swim in this topic, and our show is not accidentally filmed in the fall. this is so the guys can count the chickens, 57 30. let's hurry november is coming soon. there are even a little more of them, and i remind you that today the participants are fighting for karen's girl will not participate in the word virgin. karen's law eliminates nonsense, so i'll ask who the majority is for same-sex marriage, but the majority cannot be a minority, so you get a question from the screen. what is a photo or video?

damn well, then we say goodbye to vadim well, okay, stay sergey to you there are no questions, but the answer is all the same. give love to mothers, fatal mistake in this, the answer is too much tiktok sense. the final question and we have a draw. well, right after our show , look, i found a repeat.

we are a team from rostov and we are also supported by the governor. we have 5 brand new pairs of bamboo socks on our tray. clap those who think that they should be distributed to the audience. now clap those who think they should be handed out to the jury. how unexpected well, what rich but pure heart

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murmansk murmansk region. the murmansk region gave the highest kvn league such teams as the team of the city of murmansk, the team of snezhnogorsk, but there are other settlements beyond the arctic circle apatity monchegorsk teriberka alakurtti but we present to you the team of the village of afrikanda in the murmansk region. why is our village called afrikanda?

i think it's necessary. well, stepan exactly 100 years ago. and they kicked out all the whites. our village is small, only three senegalese streets. zimbabwean and lenin well, after all, he is also a leader. stepan i think that

there are few people in the hall who believe that we think because of the polarium. ignat then attention to the screen. we live in the arctic circle and all other africans envy us because we have a drought, it happens only on january 1st. it was our show that was filmed by the stars in africande. we proudly call our african village, and the rest enviously. they say a hole, but still it is our black hole.

before the trip to moscow, all the teams went to the bathhouse and chose the captains. well, what did our captain prepare for us, he prepared a wonderful parody of nikolai lukinsky?

happy new year went to hell. thanks fedor that's all. the team of our village of stepan, you have not forgotten anyone. it mamadou you ask why mamadou

looks so strange, but this question is not for us assets. hearing only a negro can call niger niger without question. so so listen here snow white if you

act like a deer. everyone will forget about you, got it, huh? bro, i got it. excuse me please. yes, calm down . we have a village. i really like to watch a movie, brother, but, to be honest, there is one phrase there. which strongly confuses so attention to the screen.

what kind of people are these? if you come to our country, then be kind. learn the language. films for example, love and doves. you just watch a movie, we'll try.

well, what would you like to say at the end? oh oh oh you know when people find out that african - this is part of russia. are they very surprised? what is already ours? hands now you will this sounds shake.

it seems to me a great conclusion to today's greetings, we invite all the teams to the stage. in the meantime, i'll talk about how the 23 season will go four 1/8 finals in each game one team leaves for the presidents for the championship title, then four quarter-final games,

then a reunion of the music festival summer cup, then two semi-finals of the mayor's cup in the fall moscow and the final the new year will determine the champions. dear members of the jury, maximum score five points team of the moscow aviation institute 555 5 all judges five points team pal palych khabarovsk territory, five five five five five five five five i hope you will evaluate all the remaining teams in the same excellent mood donetsk ridge, donetsk all judges 5.0 flash royale rostov-on-don and the team of the village

and murmansk murmansk region i don’t remember such unity in my memory all the judges gave the teams the highest scores wonderful, but this greatly aggravates the game and biathlon, which will be next, it can decide the fate of today's 1/8 finals, dear friends. i want to say that the importance and close attention paid to the start of the season is evidenced by the fact that today the scores will be announced by a few champions above the league of the last season from the kvn team named after me aliya kokushkina and alexey shalnov. so, the scores for the greetings contest , my team is five points exactly half-palych, five points exactly donetsk ridge, five points exactly

flush, royal five points exactly team village but five points, exactly many are afraid of biathlon, because biathlon is unpredictable, but i'm sure not today's participants in the one-eighth finals, we start from the board. artyom realized that he was so-so in bed with lena when the cat looking at them waved its paw and left. murmansk a bug-eyed stewardess, because the whole flight kept people in suspense. khabarovsk please mosquito drank blood. grigory leps, and while flying home, he stuffed the face of a passerby. rostov-on-don, the vremya program started at the wrong time, but there was no time to rename the program to it. tour guide himself

was for the first time on the route, so the tourists looking to the right saw your mother the moscow kremlin konstantin lvovich you make a decision from all members of the jury, donetsk khabarovsk mine on the shot? revenge is good in any form, grandfather stabbed a chicken once, and a chicken feather sticking out of a pillow stabbed him for the rest of his life. grandfather confused corvalol with viagra and burst into paradise with a specific purpose. lev leshchenko could not resist and jumped into

the crowd, although he simply rode above the others on the escalator. leaves us temporarily, donetsk the first team leaves with six tenths points, please, murmansk grandmother was asked to make an identikit of robbers and turned out to be gaidar. dzhigan's children every year more and more want dzhigan to be just a cool stepfather. rostov-on-don, the kid was so without imagination that zhenya , before freezing the chicken, igor taught her to say the phrase, what year is it now? if

the decision is an observation, if the homeless are running somewhere in a panic, then you should too. the criminal in winter padding pants saw a policeman and how ours temporarily leaves both teams. so among themselves find out the relationship of the village a and rostov-on-don. well, the massage therapist followed in the footsteps of his father and followed in the footsteps of his father. to explain where the hamster went, dad explained everything using the example of his grandmother.

konstantinovich ready decision do you continue to like us? afrikaner village in the lexicon of the investigator there are words such as brown, copper chestnut chocolate ocher and clay. the guy wanted to part with the girl so that she would not notice, so he went around her from behind, closing his eyes with his hand and said. guess who will leave you now. awarded victory in clash royale 0.9 for the team of village a

and one point for the flash royal team your applause excellent biathlon. what we have as a result, the donetsk ridge 5.6 fell palychs my team of 5.8 points team of the village and 5.9 flash royale six points exactly even you there will definitely be more children. look at him take a look. well please, if anyone can help, only you. people sometimes make mistakes out of all the people on earth. only you are not bad when there is no personal life. then especially strongly pulls to climb into someone else's. for you, yes, it's beautiful. test for

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museum all this is the vision of one chain. to decisive action a story with a continuation and why were you going to look for me? so why are we going to grandma's? congratulations. how are you feeling? fine? as always did? i will no longer leave you with a wife who does not love a child, a pregnant woman in the team. it's always something to talk about. and if it turns out that the father is a merit, yes , and married. watch the official, all the series on the movie odin tv movie odin tv presents with

his son a kind of urban ritual anfisu all over wash now petka get ready. okay, ghosts of previous owners are not found. many of my guests are here. they say they saw feeling like a cat having a birthday. and this is our sturgeon, or what? or who is throwing it? who cares? everything is there, god, what

kind of mutant is this, why is he so scary , this is the most beautiful wall and the most beautiful citron, bats that live in our lilies. now i can say that i was below novgorod my life premiere tomorrow at the first musical homework team kvn donetsk ridge, city of donetsk donetsk region it is a pity that in this song i

don’t remake the refrain chat but do not mix with a borm of vodka, open pour. sorry, we know each other missions in russia

you're james bond yes, well, what bon did, tricky bond, now i'm marrying bond to my daughter bond why do you always use my last name? yes, i wanted to say another word for the letter b, well, we in england try to be a gentleman. well, when we play the wedding, in fact, this one, too, on this issue , the man is pleased that you are agreeing for my daughter, but somehow i will figure it out myself. and who was my informant and what information did you get so bad? okay, god marry my card, look how beautiful, my lenka is better yours, katya look. a? well let me see.

well, give me your damn, so her face is like popcorn that has not fully opened. yes my skating rink, unlike your lenka, has two formations. it's funny that you don't even call it breasts. yes, it was just shaking glass. i'm sorry. are you sure someone slept with them at all? shut up, damn it, while you and i were tailing right there. bond escaped as soon as we found him. i will immediately give him a nose, and he will do like a turkey. so let's go, let's go, wait, since when did we become at the same time we went together for a cheaper taxi.

i understand why i couldn't kill you before. i 've been talking for too long. before i do that, but now i won't talk for a long time, because if i talk too long, will you come up with something again to get away from me, or maybe you want to say something? we will not. and this is who it is matchmaker and this is matchmaker these are our points. so, who do you choose to marry? yes, you understand, i can't have a family. i am the most invulnerable person on earth, my family will be my

weak point. are you a family, a weak point, foreigner family is the most strength. here you have a classmate who opened a restaurant, and your family loves the second tire shop from you because you managed to open a can of cucumbers. here you have crawling laughs at your jokes, and half does not laugh. your wife doesn't laugh at your jokes. because she loves you, she just loves you not for that. in general, family. it is the strongest thing in this world. what a nishtyak, cheburashka, of course, was not invented, but he can claim 200,000. well, in general , the mood is like a glove on braga a song arose. here are the conclusions, everything is here, finally, i will sing the chorus, which is ahead. good, let's have

ours. earth, well, relatives with love you stand? rostov-on-don stand

help help, i accidentally pressed the wrong button and ended up on another planet. well, yes, you need to be more careful in public services. so well let's press the button again and be on your planet. what do you see, it looks like a big cat litter box?

ku-ku who are you? is he a kid? i'm chadlanina, who are you? we are from russia and what is russia well, russia is a country where everything is there, but not everyone has it? who has no? yes, almost everyone. so 1.000 we are not going to have a rest here, then a working visa is a kopeck piece, but you don’t accept a world card, but in what world is it accepted? can we stay, guess? how many sunbeds can you rent here? no, we're leaving, how can this be done only at night okay, read pushkin's verse my girlfriend of days, my

dove, my devil and why the sun went down , you understand that in the sun with ropes to a cannon, well, it's tied, and it's not our planet for cannons. and when he reads the verse pushkin turns over the sun winds up comes. it's cool and the planet is on a turtle. okay, they drove the pepelats. and why are we so shaken by such roads? in the sky and what, you see, we are in skolkovo

hello hello strangers working talking robot we are definitely not in skolkovo and what kind of cooler is this? as a woman the sound goes incomprehensibly. according to the law of robotics we are rebels and fight for democracy with dictatorship. and when you play we will dictate our terms. so we are leaving, how to do it, see you can try through the checkpoint, but there is now a line at the border to the upper mars therefore, it is better hitchhiker on

galaxy. some kind of companion, yes, yes, i'm his companion. hello. did you by any chance shoot on ren tv? well, you liked it, well, you liked it. okay, we're going to mars to eat.

bounty let's toss. space debris miss universe pole star do you have armenians on mars? no, i am with you armenians should be everywhere. who told you this? and you, by the way, where are we from planet earth about yuri gagarin of course we all know who from your planet in space was ivan armstrong no who is it? the dog must be known.

oh, wait, katya lel, something about us did you say? already on the third planet it is again not ours. interesting. what is the secret of the third planet. if you saw it, you would turn around like that. this is a mirror sunflower that shows everything in reverse, how nice it is to look at the reunification of the soviet union. and who is

different? and this is it. well, it is who it is he, but he used to be her, but she didn't like being him and he wouldn't be him if he didn't become her, who used to be him. what about you? well, we have him and he does not agree with the un, so we only have her and him. listen stay

on our planet. we can be whatever you want, then i'm don corleone a fool, or what? we are leaving. you say this without respect, earthlings earthlings, i barely found you. but i don't understand, are you leaving or staying? can we stay and study space? it’s us, as if we haven’t quite figured it out on this planet yet. we're trying to build rovers for other planets and can't complete roads on ours we're trying to find life on another planet but we don't value life on this one we 're trying to figure out what the aliens are thinking, but we don't always know. why is our wife crying? maybe we'll stay. recently , people have been faced with the question of staying or leaving? after all, if you leave, you may have to

stay there forever. and if you stay, you may never leave again. that's why we stay, that's why we didn't leave. we are done, and you are the kvn team flash royal thanks the governor of the rostov region vasily yuryevich golubev and the rector of the southern federal university

inna konstantinovna shevchenko the kvn team the team of the village thanks the governor murmansk region andrey vladimirovich lapwing and the head of the administration of the city of murmansk yuri valerievich serdzhkina popped out just where there was nothing was nonsense. go you premiere on football with denis kazan played tomorrow on the first. well, for a long time, and you, i don’t

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was a discovery, because i didn’t know that you even represented them as russians were blacks. this is already something of a reproach, fair correct. why are your employees so ignorant as they used to be? so ancient russia, veliky novgorod let me create here. the tradition of making roads through the fifth point originated in russia it was then. prince of novgorod yaroslav

cunning yaroslav cunning wise here, while you were gone, yashka and your wife slept cunningly. now you sleep with his wife. you can wisely only not, he has a wife cunningly, but he marries, soon wise. yes, that's enough, muscovites are already going to russia paths we are russian. and how can you prove to you that we can show our package with packages or can you boil dumplings in a kettle? or maybe you know some other people who wear socks?

citizens of genovgorod, help us muscovites mongols. to overcome the tradition of asking for help from the regions originated among muscovites it was then. well, the black -haired naval mud -eyed, is it possible to be more so well? well, what is the black mazes and pour the mongols, right? what is your name red girl? i'll call me, i 'll take your last name. the tradition of being beautiful only before the wedding was born among girls it was then. meet me tonight, come on at 9:00. and now what is nine, and if i

give you 14 iphones? novgorodians, you cannot defeat us, because we have spears. we have a sword on a sword we have a shield. oh shield, they are very strong. all right, we 'll spare you, but only on one condition, if your prince's son will marry my daughter, but i already have a girlfriend. you see, it's not destiny.

although the life of novgorod is more respectful than my personal happiness is cunning. well, i did not return the iphone to you. wisely. you can do it. i'm pregnant cunningly then. okay, let's settle this with a sword. but no. i have never seen this item, but i felt something familiar. for the first time in his life, he

wanted to throw a basket of not only mushrooms, berries. prokhor was drawn to the chicago bulls, although there was no club in the city, then it did not exist. and a match took place in which prokhor scored 40 points and made 13 blocks of shots. and 900 years later, basketball was created in massachusetts. your hole we are sure that she will be fine. after all, today russians and

belarus are sitting in fats. when russia is the soul of the captain of you, this is alas. the kvn team donetsk ridge thanks the interim head of the donetsk people's republic denis vladimirovich pushilin, as well as the people

's front, the kvn team pal palych thanks the governor of the khabarovsk territory mikhail vladimirovich degtyarev, the team of the moscow aviation institute thanks the big moev family and everyone who together with us creates the future on the stage, the team of the moscow aviation institute. at the beginning of this year , the film cheburashka earned 6 billion. russian aviation two. so my musical homework . we decided to show not about planes, but about cheburashka so cheburashka, who earned 6 billion these days, the former castle of pugacheva avatar at the bottom, how

are you, how are you, having bought cadillac money , they bring me a business down from the other side baghdad cheburashka give another 1,000 bucks. why do i want to make shoes out of human skin. so the crocodile no longer pour. damn, how boring i want something unusual that no one has ever tried about the analyst. scotch whiskey and cola chernogolovka speak one word to me. i want to try this chernivtsi. so stop theater of the young virgin and what's going on, and what don't you

like cheburashka raised the dough and renounces his friends? are you crazy about you alcohol? few took up drugs. what are you talking about with us as footballers? that is, the director is in the hall. your cheburashka is thumping. yes? you didn’t watch it, he further understands that drinking is bad and stops drinking. so let's get straight to that part. so cheburashka understands that drinking is bad and ties it up, moscow region damn, yes, how the head is splitting, as if it was knocked down by a blue wagon. damn, what happened yesterday? well, the last thing i remember is you in

the children's world trying to suck a plush monkey. estimate it turns out they lied, he really leads kvn. listen, cheburashka , in short, there was no black whiskey. i got you some cognac. cognac, well, cognac with baikal, hold. you fucked dmitry andreevich , you know that it’s better not to make me angry. i am a woman of complex fate. i corresponded with a convict for three years. why well, i like efremov guys, let's go, so cheburashka has no money . okay. where did they steal it? who stole damn well, the wizard in the blue helicopter okay?

magical where is the money, i don't know, yes, a blue helicopter, and with what money did i buy the bastard? one and what, enough 6 billion stole us where to go to the police? they can’t even find an iphone with the iphone find function there. guys, quickly everyone here, so i repeat again, show normal cheburashka. well let's say, as you usually do in an engineer well well. so cheburashka is usually an engineer, like us. and what else will happen, but now 4 hours will pass, i'll go to sleep. look here

guys. a good cheburashka turned out. the guys, of course, are boring, because you were stifled, everything converges, no we were stifled. it's people like you who label us. and in general, a purely technical shower is a nice person who, understand, if we are an engineer, this does not mean that we should show everything about engineers. we come up with our own cheburashka, like eduard uspensky zhenya calm down, you engineers, your job is to solder eduard uspensky is a great writer. yeah. and he is also an aircraft designer engineer, who, by the way, graduated from the moscow aviation institute. you see, if you don't push the framed engineer, he can do anything. that's what queen is playing now. did you know that the guitarist of this group, by the way, is an engineer with a trophy. if you have something written in the diploma, this is not the limit of the possibility. if you love doing something, i

love making handmade soap. well it's straight uh, but do it. after all, a person is more than his profession. with our musical homework, we really wanted to show that a person is not limited by his profession, because many people went beyond and became great uspensky engineer tolstoy orientalist. chekhov , a doctor, it turns out that if you have an education in one area, it does not mean that you cannot succeed, another time it’s just in your head. this thought has stuck, maybe dzhigan is really the minister of economy. we do

what we love and love what we do. we have left only one performance one music competition, khabarovsk territory. don't forget about them, and i'll give you a ride not about vova kvn tanks, soon forever. you know it, you don't forget me, even if it's sad, and these faces will be remembered in my heart.

thank you and man, take a walk, while a little guys , what is happening today, the team got caught saying goodbye to kvn sasha well, it's just that this is our third season in the higher league and for these four games we understood. that every game here can be the last for the team, so just in case case, we say goodbye now wait, it's just that kvn teams usually say goodbye in the final. well, if you are an ordinary kvnchik, sasha say goodbye in the final, the alimony will go away, in one eighth series. goodbye legends. have you played kvn somewhere else without me? you just didn’t get a taste of vadim galygin’s two weirdos either, sashenka . and now i’ll try to say that this is not a legend of russian television. konstantin lvovich

, we understand that you are now flooding us with proposals for cooperation. you know, we won't agree yet, we'll see think come here. i said breathe. well, that's it, of course i came, but he's on a sober blizzard. don't you understand that in the hall we all don't care, please don't leave. i want only khabib in the booths, my dear friend for the cat . and what do you think, they put your man in the hall and i believed. yes, or maybe we also talked the whole show business. sasha that

turn on the tv? i'm shocked. i'm just in shock , the era is leaving. but i once stood on the same stage with them. this is what happens from the legends of show business, only i will remain. hooray guys, i can't leave kvn, they said everything that i think to the members of the jury, dear for this game. you have become like real parents to us, and in a few minutes your children are moving out of the house, so let's bang goodbye. well, that today you can eat so much drink will be. let's get the whole room drunk. well , finally, finally, a great idea. sasha bring champagne to the whole hall. the legends are introduced.

now wait, i'm just wondering, and the governor is generally aware of exactly what is happening here. he needs everything tell. what's up with your legend going away? i'm not going anywhere. now i'm the only one who will represent khabarovsk in kvn ura well, now not only this crowd will say goodbye to kvn. now all the palychs of the khabarovsk territory will say goodbye to kvn. come join us men. let's say goodbye together. i'm sorry on the way, got it?

and i spoke. but now we have to say goodbye to the most important person alexander vasilyevich, unfortunately you are not at the game, but if you don’t mind, we will say goodbye to valdis, because we wanted to say goodbye to you. guys, it's time vovchik, wait a minute. well, if we go further, what should we do? we will say goodbye in every game. sasha why? yes , because we have never seen that in kvn the team was given a four for a farewell performance. listen, well, if they put it on now.

well then, we will definitely become legends of each other. farewell see you before we know the result. i want to invite all teams to the stage.

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so i don’t even before the wedding. and when you do. i think today emotions overwhelm not only the audience, but also the jury members dmitry khrustalev first. but it seems to me that the sixty-second volume, e of the kvn book, is for a cook. kvn began with a very interesting beautiful chapter. thank you very much for such a start to the season, judging by this game we are expecting. something incredibly interesting and funny. thank you good evening well, rich started caviar champagne with socks here i would like to mention the flash royale team, they know, so they do not change their own traditions. and well, such a very smart very smart and accurate jokes, despite our bug, which happens a little scary that my people design

airplanes and engines. but i think they can manage not to flirt with it. well , how would i understand how wide and multifaceted russia is, that even the arctic is inhabited by belarusians. and the team, of course, which appeared before us today for the first time. i think that this is the dark horse of the season, to be honest, and so everyone well done many thanks to everyone good luck alla mikheeva and i want to join today, and the jury members and vadim because you are just cosmic flash piano, and you are unusual humor. i think that only humor will come only to me, but it seems that you are at all. thank you very much for such a

wonderful game. sergey sergeevich good evening. i want to thank everyone again, guys are all great. well done. thank you very much. thank you kvn thank you i got great pleasure from tonight. all well done to all great teams. uh, of course, uh, i'm sorry. alla well, not only comes in , uh, flash royale is a five with ten pluses in your direction. thank you very much. thanks a lot. konstantin lvovich, please . beginning no, how many tanks there were, you are already ours. we love you. and i think that the coolest debut is right off the bat about warm-hearted rusakov from bormansk. caught

champagne caviar cool huber bring him to the music room. what about import substitution? ah, the people who design the engines for these vehicles are joking. in general, we will fly. and the champions of our hearts today flash royale boys you are special thank you that we will never see you at the upper mars checkpoint well, now it's time for decisions. who will move on your scores dear members of the jury donetsk ridge, donetsk 4 5 5 4 flash royale rostov-on-don

all judges five points team of the village a murmansk murmansk region team of the moscow aviation institute all judges five points pal palych khabarovsk region four five five five five five but now we would like to hear the final talk of the game donetsk ridge 10.2 points. pal palych 10.6 points team of the village a 10.7 points team of mine 10.8 points

flush royal 11 points exactly so dear friends, the team of the village, the team of the moscow institutional institute, team flash royale enter the quarterfinals