never with money. as good as bad, it happens without them. this time, then the money they either stop starting, then it starts to end, that is, it is always not enough. here, i still dream of making money, like many of our viewers, so i will tell you my own experience. here is communication with money. in 2008, i went skiing, uh , at a resort on skis. e with a very successful businessman. and when we flew back. e on the plane. he was so squeezed that he said, valya, here i dumped these jumps. well , at least you have something. here i have such a combat investment item is successful. let us explain some conditions. i say, listen, come on, so i am now flying off my trip to rostov-on-don, always in front of the audience. we'll go and enjoy. let's share this

pleasure with the audience. i'll be back and there's a little bit i have something i 'll definitely put on here multiplication. when he returned, he said to me, well, listen, you were born in a shirt in 2008, i remind you everything collapsed. now, if you had invested yesterday, now you would, well, probably lose half. and so look preserved for many years. i calmed down. and then again my friends said to me, and you do not want to join us. we have some we have in cyprus, we can invest there. there will be large interest in for the year. i say, can i fly to samara, come back and let's get started, while i was flying, too, something happened there. that's it, it's there that someone burned out the conclusion. here's my personal experience, don't put the contribution into something other than your own business. do you need to do something you understand, what do you like? no, i'm not campaigning for anyone. this is your own business. for myself. i did exactly not my mine is to sing songs with all my heart and in fact, i have enough

for a harmonious and correct life. otherwise , you always have a head about how to make money, where to make money, so i somehow calmed down from money with this very well. we smoothly move to the theater from this beginning, that of all the arts it is important to find money. i really liked the comparison of cinema theater, in my opinion, al pacino i read it somewhere he was asked what is performance and work in the theater he says it is every evening, because you are with the audience in real time it's like a dance on a wire under the dome high, and the movie, and not talking, there is also a dance, but there the wire lies on the floor, that is, you understand, that is, you can re-shoot something , there are some duplicates. well, since i'm talking about the theater, then brilliant stories. i was personally told by a wonderful artist yuri stoyanov . he also worked in btt in his youth. and these

stories were theatrical behind the scenes, so to speak, the bjd remained very useful for the rest of my life , i will never forget how he said that there was, er, the head of the production. well the one whoever works on the construction of the scenery, dismantles them and he had unquestioned authority. among all the theater employees, including actors, because he learned to insert. a nipple in a disposable lighter they became reusable, you could fill them with gas so you need to throw them away. this is how it was possible to use it, and he inserted a nipple into the lighter of the fat man himself in the days. therefore , he had an indisputable authority. the theater was somewhere on tour and on one of his foreign trips as an excursion. they were in temple guide, - says - attention. look at four centuries, in fact, with improvised tools. eh, in the rock people have done that.

well, as i understand it, it’s either petra or something in jordan, or something similar, when a temple was made directly from a rock, e rock, and all the employees, all the workers and artists of the theater , looked at this authority for a post once at him , and he is so with belomor. he lit a cigarette, took a drag, and said. what can i say? well done guys got together and did it. four centuries, in general, we will gather now, gather together and make it for you. wonderful artistic ad is very important to do your job well if you are clearing snow. i saw such talented janitors. after all, you must admit that every work has the dignity of the person who does it. i say from experience that when i worked as a loader and made sausage in a restaurant sometime half a century ago, actually already. that was done. everything in it was a pleasure, looking for. there he came up with some rationalization moves, as if not

looking up. eh, here's the process doing. the loop on the hand invented it myself, because i wanted to do this work. the best. this very correct quality. try to do your job better than others, then you will be in the right place. well, friends, i want to say, do not litter your memory with insults, otherwise there will simply be no room in your head for positive good news. uh, life is so short, so forgive quickly. kiss slowly love. sincerely. make friends faithfully and rejoice, and the joy of life is unstoppable. how valery syutkin and light jazz did it with you today in our podcast of the melody of my life.

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hello friends. this is the lab jokes podcast here. i'm vadim galygin and wonderful morning birds are with me. but today they are in a different format, and night butterflies are good, but i can imagine that. yes, svetlana is wonderful, the host of the program. good morning. eh, but today they are really nocturnal butterflies - this is olga ushakova svetlana zeynalova i greet each other. but first of all. uh, i want to introduce russian tv tuning charts on it. tune in to the good. thanks sveta first of all, i would like to introduce you as charming. mom. today we will talk about, including children, yes, in the context, do children need to tell

jokes, that is, should children be able to tell jokes, listen, you know, humor, how a joke affects the upbringing of a child, etc. and etc., so let's probably start with, uh, well, as it were, firstly , how do you feel about the genre of anecdote and uh, did you manage to be present there in companies as a child, that is, it was in childhood that you didn’t teenagers there. and when you were little children, where adults told jokes, or there, uh, you told, as if in this children's society environment in the yard and so on. olga, she is younger, and in my soviet childhood, but more of such vulgarity that you could hear from children, and there they were eight, ten and twelve years old. uh, on the street , then i might be like that, in general, when i grew up, i didn’t hear it now. yes, that's why i'm in the forest in the eyes of me says that it was fun so much fun. i found out, of course. there were topics that were very exciting and then the children

they are worried now. it's there with uh, money alcohol was not uh sex. in my soviet union circles, it was discussed that it might someday appear. yes, and from there. would you exhaust the basic knowledge of how uh what happens between men and a woman and then the anecdotes that are told at home. it's completely different. yes? it's completely different. and at home. so you scooped up others there, you know that the professionals on the street, basically told, of course, the funniest most funny anecdotes with swearing - they as if tuna contains normative vocabulary that you can’t say e not with children and not on tv. i remember him as a child laughing at the word fool, grew up somewhere fucking. i, too , now a little bit so progressive well, look, come on uh, come on all the same so gradually, because you just mixed everything up. firstly. i'm talking about a child's early age. i don't

think you'll be there as a five-six and seven-year-old child already there, as if you heard such things or or really, even as a child. well, of course, laughed at all sorts there. do you remember the jokes about cheburashka and gena, you understand? well, for example, well, there were also unpleasant ones, you know, i am now again relevant. pigs cut, what if they run away, where are you going to go, the children told each other. it was children. they laugh at everything trivial to them, in general the situation itself is comical. that is, they don’t analyze their wife in depth at all, that is, they find it funny, unexpected, some kind of ending or something like that, there are a lot of modern cartoons, for example, the same three heroes or, uh, there is ilya muromets so further. uh, there is ivan tsarevich and the gray wolf there is a huge amount of real humor and it seems that he is adults but subconscious children are much wiser than we are and they draw from there.

that is, we are a 4 year old child, for example, everything, when i say something in the west, don't make my horseshoes laugh. see, she thinks it's funny or she's from a monster cartoon. uh, stressed here is to dig to bury. she and what is it for her to dance? they say there's veronica get up straight to dig. keep, by the way, children have become more advanced in this sense. yes these jokes, even in cartoons, are now so multi-layered, and they understand them, and to us , what was funny? well, the wolf was driven away, we laughed indecently from childhood, but he is so on the verge. yes, uh, marivanna is coming, a real soviet teacher. mm. wow , the class comes and the guys say. look at me, whoever likes what, tell me, and i'll tell you who you will be when you grow up, masha. here's what you like, masha. i like your hair so much, - says,

masha. here's what to me like? oh, i like your eyes so much mar ivanna so you grow a stove and become an oculist, and lyovushka what do you like? oh, i love your shoes so much. here you will grow up to become a real designer. vovochka is not necessary, marivan is not necessary. i understood, i will work on a small-scale plant. well, here, you see what kind of virginity you had. oh, beautiful ol you with your children. you're basically telling a joke. do you generally accept it or not? we don't tell jokes anymore. i think it's a generation. i have two generations of children 15 and 16 and 4-2 years younger. but older they have, in principle, grown up, probably on the work of vadim galygin, including these are already such stand-up comedians. yes, that is, an anecdote, as a genre, probably, e has already died for the current generation, but they have learned e the classical form. yes, stories, that is, my daughter tells an endless story from school directly,

as on stage, and she adds details with some kind. well, actually, this is how the stand-up comedy genre implies, yes, that is , it somehow beats everything in such a way that it sounds funny. but these are, as it were, not jokes, the real story of life, but in fact, after all, some life stories became jokes. why they say it happened, and not a gothic situation, that is, they are practically an anecdote. now there is just such a meme, but it goes. eh, my beloved i, in my opinion, this situation of life was sent out, which became a meme, but terrible, it is very funny. i sell a new, unworn bra, i bought it for growth, it didn’t grow. well, that's funny. why is it to whom? how do you understand? ol you just now said that they still wonder even in the form of this short stand-up performance there. yes, they still like the moment that they tell something, yes, a short genre, and i applaud and laugh at them, that is,

in fact, earlier. here. uh, for example, in the company yes it was, well, it's cool to tell a joke, because there was no other entertainment. that is now agree cool. here to go out, as it were, well, here in this one there about, but to speak, but still get the same emotions. that is, when you are told the class is so funny or funny cool. yes, such first steps in public speaking. it seems to me that this should be addressed directly. here, in the very early childhood, when a child tells something, even if it’s not funny, you need to mix laugh, smile and encourage the child not to become isolated, because, for example, in my childhood i had a problem when i sat straight, the joke is so cool. i knew it would be funny, but for some reason i was afraid to express it. i don't know where is this problem. yes, you don’t have such professions , svetlana a. answers good morning. now here. well, as it were, i have no. well, now, as it were, there are no problems with this, but i mean that i already, as it were, read my own, on good morning , it would be like turning such sewing now,

good morning, very often i have these corridor jokes, when i have already finished phrases and such a cool joke comes, and it is already called live. i think sometimes it's better not to joke than to change the joke. uh, in this in this sense, colossal, as the classics of our genre say, if you can, keep silent keep silent yes, for these mini children's performances, but as if over time you give the child this confidence. you provide stories, this is a kind of indicator. yes, how free he feels, how confident he is. if he can stand up and tell a joke in company, then everything is going well. and i'm very glad that my children freely express their thoughts somehow, but uh, i agree. the fact is that self-deprecation, that is, well, they tell something in this case, we are talking about a joke. yes and uh, because there is such a nice bonus, when he is funny everyone around laughs, and then the person. ah. now i'm doing it to give people

pleasure, but anyway, well, well, there are such well-known sociologists there, there are teachers, there is lurie, moshkin is a comfort there. rudenko wrote himself out, here are the surnames, yes, that is, they are completely different, but the works of lurie. well, in general, that is, not to argue, they converge approximately on, uh, and i agree completely, that it helps children in general to be more connected. to build your speech in general, that is, well, speaking, then i don’t know with reports, and so on, just express my thoughts and uh, they all noted and i agree. they develop in children, wit. how to listen, well first, i. uh, on the one hand, i want to say that now humor has simply changed, and it may have become a little sharper, a little tougher and short all these memes. uh, and in general we don't like fast times already long stories. here are the long laws on the screen for 15 seconds. understand? here are

15-20 seconds. everything, then the children are already losing interest in what is happening did not show you. yes, of course, either you either jumped, or you didn’t jump already, that’s called. who changed the subject humor, we once heard about the party of the government. mother-in-law tescha mother-in-law. uh, the husband came home drunk, but he drank it there. yes , well, basically, yes, yes, that's what we actually joked about, then there were some kind of jokes in the nineties, new russian raspberry pigments appeared there. there is a different humor, yes, there are jokes on women over silicone. eh, like i don't. well, listen, you are joking aside, but my daughter, uh, asked, but if there is pressure in the silicone breast, it turns out that you think there, like in a cell, or what? that's short , here's pumping pressure in georgia she had in mind that if they are cheating, she asked me there how it's done? i say, well

, you do it so that they puff up. she says, and there, probably, there is a lot of pressure and it’s not right there, they puff up, veronica. you will grow up and he tells you, i will explain. it's better not to think about it now. and my daughter generally offered to cheat a new mother, when i said that i would burst if i eat all these sweets, she says, we will cheat new mothers, that's all, you say, is such children's humor normal? well, of course, i welcome you, we are introducing a new one. we are here with dad. talked, dad offered to inflate a new one. mom is yesterday mom. yes, uh, in general, the humor itself is simply changing, because the generation is changing - it’s normal for them not to tell them jokes about brezhnev now. of course, they will giggle, but they will not understand anything, of course, one can draw a conclusion. but olya , i don’t know. you probably also agree that to teach children. tell jokes. for example, you say this genre now, like it’s gone, but why not bring it back? here i am for this, as it were, and i am doing this transmission. yes a an anecdote, but in order to, well

, this genre cannot be for years, on which the whole country lived and there people told jokes there intermittently and it was cool to know and be able to tell them. it's some kind of cool guy right there. the girls look differently. and we just don't do it now. so, maybe it's just now it's somehow now a genre of reality, but more popular. well, first of all, now. yes, life story is enjoyed by children. can the younger kids now these uh, you younger kids. you now said, here are yours which are 15-16. yes, they are already trying some. you tell the kids. here, well, some jokes explain these memes, what's the matter? or anek now they show. well, i forgive any kind of humor at home. so they, for example, i have prankers. it also has this kind. yes , it is also interesting to walk around the house. yes, because some kind of pillows pop up on me, i don’t know. and what is the name in honor of the pranksters called it here, my children laugh at themselves.

that is when they fall and i realize that it's not dangerous if they fall without injury, then i, of course, also begin to applaud bravo famously fell laughing at herself when people fall. well, that is, in any case, you are a bastard of humor, and maybe after our program. at least you can tell it clearly. imagine, you come home, or so children my name is i have an encyclopedia of our home humor topic, i can advise all parents, because all these children's stories. funny , they are forgotten very quickly, even if it's one child and you think that i'm all i will always remember it is not like it is forgotten very quickly, and i wrote down all their jokes in a notebook, and now every child has one. actually on his encyclopedia of humor. well, you see how he is engaged, and you studied me all the time, there on some short ones on harms on teff. i understand that for me personally generations. it's already lost our names here are. right now, kids. yes, for example

, they can be read, well, in general, they can be, yes, and just like stefi and others, uh, these short authors stories where everything is lined up and it turns out some kind of funny. uh situation. at kharms, for example, there are these grandmothers who fell out, you remember, but how is it now for a child to say that oh, it's cool, these, when the grandmothers in the church were measured, who will pray to whom? who whom to stop muscle is worth such. i think that she is the most, because it's like this. here is the humor of the time. yes , now we already perceive it. beautiful romantic yes, there are such jokes. well, a lot of jokes, so teach your child to tell funny stories funny situations. humor means teaching him to think logically and perform beautifully. basically a joke. maybe funny. yes, everyone around neighed and you got a dose of endorphins. i'm cool, i turned out funny around me, when it's not funny, remember, they said, when it's not funny, jokes will tell you to laugh after the word. you know, or not

funny. here and uh, then you don’t get it, on the contrary, it’s a kind of stressful situation. this is also prepared forever to cut off everything. i will never be anything again to tell, of course, but also such, as it were, the situation of preparing a child for life and testing oneself for understanding. yes, and your stress and so on, therefore, in this regard. eh, that's very helpful. but humor is impossible without it, because from how olga you will fall. yes, it's funny there. you can either treat the situation differently. you fell, you're all in tears, i can't do anything. all life is terrible. life is shit and your child starts to perceive this model from you. about the same, but if you fell and said, ha ha ha. you look, uh mother-kit. so everyone got up there that they could run. yes, here's something else. yes, who will mother raise? yes, by the way, i teach children to laugh at themselves first, if some situation happened at school, laugh at yourself first and then no one will give birth to you, but agree, er. here you

will agree with me. and what about the humor that was , uh, in our childhood? yes, he was also completely different and sometimes. i remember, for example, let's remember children's horror stories, yes, and all sorts of stories were about the red hand of the coffin on wheels, which is luck, black black black sheet. or these all sorts, there are stitches a little boy, he walked around the buildings, there, quietly drove in to him. now dumps children's bones laughed for a long time at the joke of the guests. so this is all also like children's humor and the children joke among themselves, and they are not particularly tragically tuned. but they don’t understand that this is a really scary story, how a fagot boy kills everyone and stars in a row a tram moved a detachment of october. yes, yes, i remember, here, uh, and so on. they don't perceive. it's so tragic. they are they perceive it funny in the same way as many children, when they joke something they don’t understand, for example, that it’s terribly decent or indecent. here i have, well, a beacon

, i have, as it were, here, how she is very me, unfortunately, she is prone to everything like this , uh, it means funny. yes, and she is there, so a little heron somewhere. what is the word there you are a boar, her mother had some kind of no, she called everyone a boar. yes, she came and said, i will see now, and she warned. i'll be bears now. bear i said that right in front of everyone secret some kind of language mom you are a boar. i will bear the boar now. mom, i say, and you’re a banana daughter, she’s such a kid, mom, i say, and you’re a daughter-shoes, and i remember she was walking right now, she’s already looking for something to come up with. you are gorgeous. mom, i say, and you are the daughter of the closet and she is like that. no, it says. yes , it’s all you have in general, they’re all sitting inventing it for themselves now. so what was meant, this is all a bear, like what he was going to do well. you are probably his two

wonderful mothers. and tell me, that's it, that's all it was equally necessary that a child comes and says an indecent word. yes. well, i don’t know, are you a joke or just there, uh, well, somewhere to hear it. this is how you explain to your child that this is why there is no way there, or there are thousands of some kind of cuff, i don’t know. here's how you deal with it, i once had carelessly, so to speak. veronica can't say that word? why do i say the touch will grow, you see, i don’t have a braid, you see? no, but because that's why there isn't. but she came and right there in the english class the first thing he said to all the children. it was for each individual. yes, let me be bald. but yes, yes, and she banged, and she banged , and she shared with each individual a new find, that means the word is here, so now when she says something, i kind of laugh at first, he says, do you even understand what you know? i say, no, it says, i say the words are bad and uninteresting. come on, if you really feel like it, then here in these four walls. we can still

listen to them, but on the street no no already, when the princess says it, she thinks it's like the toad falls out of the mouth cartoon, remember the toad out of the mouth. yes, she remembers, i say, that's how it will fall. you will see. yes, i say, what are you going to do , the prince will come for you, but you are not ready, which means that with this expression, he will turn around and leave. it’s all the same with you. you know what it’s all the same, such a psychology of behavior - it’s something you won’t have something or you will have something, but i’m still in different ways. says, uh, mom, here is the prince, i say, yes, he runs the country. yes, this is fairyland. i say, well, there are a lot of them all, enough princes. i say uh how much time do i have? mom, yes, mom, tell me honestly, what are the chances? listen, well, that's probably enough. i'm

so you know, i thought something. maybe i don't need this prince? i looked at the box with these, in principle. here we have david david david in the yard, damn, yes, he is so good, so i thought that david and i would go to the hotel together, i definitely say, come on, but not at 4 years old. and at least in 20-4 years, yes, 4 years. yes, she says, well, because i still have means. vanya still has yasya to fight. that's for this prince, which may not be enough, as you are, well, it does not make sense, therefore very modern. yes, that's why it tells me the same thing. well, you know, you're still, uh, in this case, i mean, like a mom. uh, you draw some kind of perspective, what will happen if something is done or something will not happen. if you do it, but it doesn't work, but you say it's all the same. they picked up the key anyway. we all

pick up the keys. friends, i remind you that in aired a podcast program of paw jokes. i'm vadim galygin. my guests are the wonderful olga ushakova and svetlana zeynalova olechka. here we are picking up the keys with sveta. well, i'm sure you do too, but maybe you have some completely different method. no. i just ignore no, can you imagine, stray words, somewhere from the site brought one by one stuffing. mom didn't react. well, in general, there was no reaction, so it was not interesting. that is, on the contrary, that is, you don’t notice, you don’t pay attention, so it doesn’t work, of course work. but if i understand that it's just by chance such a test of the pen, and i will come up and say poker face, you know, no, she will say two, and then she will come in again and say there she will say, well, you know this word. you know you're somewhere. i say, yes, i know this bad word is bad. well, what am i, she

will go to tell other people. yes, but let's get back to the jokes themselves. yes, even though hmm the characters are more understandable for children, there are genes and cheburashka, for example, winnie the pooh. and piglet i i remember a joke when well, they were also so harsh when, uh, sitting. eh, piglet and weeping bitterly, ostik comes up to him, and says no there, that for some reason you are crying bitterly, and he says this, and how can i not cry. this moose, looks at him just with horror. he says what happened piglet why are you bleeding all over? he says, yes, we are all not down to earth, we argued that he would not tear off my leg. and all this is all the same, as if children's jokes, or, on the contrary, about vovochka , which, well, not at all, that is, they seem to the hero vovochka would be a schoolboy, but all the jokes are almost absolutely not for children. that is , here, and at what age are you, remember,

some kind of delay. you jokes about vovochka firstly, decently. i have already told all the others that i remember about vovochka, uh , you can’t tell, uh. no, i remember from childhood there was such an anecdote, and we told it to each other like this. well, we raced. uh, it was like a saying already. you know how jokes often become sayings. yes, the mover died there. the main thing is to be healthy understand? somehow you can’t give it when he comes, dad is home like this with a kilogram of sweets, - he says, kids. i will get these sweets to the one who always obeys my mother, i never contradict, my voice never rises to her. for whom it is always the law again, we will give them to whom and the children in chorus to you, dad , it has become here with us, between us it’s just some kind of such. here, shoulder. well, a saying is like a part of life, but really, it is. what father of a sound moment of solid memory will raise his voice. eh, well, anyway us memories this is the coolest. yes,

we have jokes. agree, but now, well, it’s just that we were a sterlet outside the window, it was raining and a company of red guards, as i remember now. eh, krasnoarmeytsev then. another such manuscript diverged, remember that everything was reprinted and distributed. how do hedgehogs breed? you considered the question. no, i didn't read it. there , the balance of these hedgehogs in nature was disturbed. that is , it went through a whole book. such, too, children's jokes are built in the first place. well, there is a movie hero. yes there stirlitz but there were so many jokes about him. but they all they were built on a different principle, like when another word is there, uh, noticed, yes, and uh, yes, he closed the window, chapaev disappeared , you know, petka and anka, and well, all these simple people were all there too. do you remember that the service, so to speak, well, fell from the fourth floor. well, miraculously, he caught on to the balcony, the next day, it was a miracle for him to walk, that is , some like that. well, a miracle that is, a substitution,

that is, an anecdote was based on the fact that there a sestirlit sat on a four-wheeler, a four-wheeler wound up and would slowly go for my childhood. me him told. i wasn't even 10 years old yet. i remember him, i can still tell you, but i had to. he is an indecent anecdote clearly that shaped my perception of life. so, it’s not the decency of indecent words there, but the situation itself is there, we will screw it up. we are spectators . the blagodatnaya theater is performing and understands that one of the characters, the artist has locked up, hasn’t come , got sick, he’s still gone. well enough. uh, assistant director, so dude, says stepanovich, we need to go out to play a performance, the hero didn’t come to speak. yes, i text. not i know, well, i'll go, i don't know the text, i'm still sitting there fleur, he'll tell you everything. go go , i beg you. oh, he dresses, so he goes out, there is a chefler, everything will be a clerk and everything fits the scene, his wife is a table chair, he sits on a chair with a prompter prompts. he is masha, my

old wife. i became old masha, i became masha my vision is not the same masha my vision is not that already. i don't see masha. i don't see you with your blue eyes. my hearing. masha is not the same, my hearing. masha can't hear the birds anymore. i'm a bird god in the morning, i slowly get up, which i slowly get up. and now masha and most importantly, these are the kind of anecdotes for me, the soil was, the reality, which, well, it's okay. now i understand that i formed you such an order to place a shoe on your foot cinderella screams, god prince

, the shoe came up, says, wait. now we will measure with strings. you can see quite a bit about the princess. you've already told a joke here. what about the thong? yes, when this line comes, well, then when you understand that you, probably, with children become approximately one on an equal plane of perception, that the child will correctly understand what what you want to convey, not that what is the meaning of this form. yes memes my friend called and said, you know, i always say that i'm young. i am young young young, but today i realized that i am too young. i’m saying why because now i’m sitting with my twenty, there they uncorked a bottle of champagne with my five-year-old daughter , we sit with him drinking and poisoning stories, and at the moment when you realize that she is no longer the little girl that you go to all the time .