you said that i was just a friend, even though he himself fired on my lips all night, and i would find home in the morning. for some reason, in your eyes, i believed the heart was torn to dad, the soul went about you, as always, spit. and i'm screaming. you said it would be early. i'm in the fire of paradise behind him do not even know the world. and i want

n good night friends. this is a podcast of jokes for everyone who does not sleep. again. good night, yes, well, for those who, wait, but i'm right. what's my camera , that's all. i’m just these for this light , i’m sure, as if you know , a plane is landing on me, as if you know kamaz is coming necessarily. that is, you are not my question. you work for someone, such a highlight on the skating rink, when you drive, yes, look, okay, let's start this joke podcast again. i'm m-m glad that some people

suffer from insomnia in a good way. and this time will be spent with us. i have wonderful guests in my studio, connoisseurs. fans keepers of anecdotes are people who know how to tell them and i will be happy to introduce them to you - mikhail policeman and valery syutkin, that is. actor singer composer not a singer just know now is the last time a lot of different hypostases in different people. that is, as if you forget to name there some very important definition that he is still a blogger at that moment, for example, and that’s all. people then get offended. well, i hope you don't carry no. and i also like it when they say, there, uh, an actor. e, tv presenter winner of the crystal drop award. well, you see, now we will start listing galaxy with us. i

want to start a conversation. you know what, uh, in the current realities, they still say, yes, well, a joke, what is it? yes. it's already somehow it's not fashionable. moreover, it is old-fashioned. that is. well, they say some are not just young people and girls. and some direct skeptics of the present time. here the youth says, do you want a joke. if you don't talk, i'll tell you a joke about them, if you want a joke. i mean, it just became a joke. just a joke. yes, such a short, uh, joke meme, such a joke, you know, opens and reads to you with the help of a gadget in our childhood. do you remember gadgets? it was an appeal, uh, to a person who is carrying you yourself have such a completely different meaning, and i have even daughters do it differently; they don’t tell a joke, they tell. dad, look, cool, yes, well, yes, read something to tell to play. maybe this

reflects, as it were, reality in the sense that, in particular, young people, they stop communicating with each other earlier. to be honest, let's say, well, my childhood is there. youth is there further e in the yard. yes, when everyone gathered it was, as it were, not that cool, as it is now, he says, the youth was generally, well, it’s cool to tell a joke vying. yes, i'm not. listen, i'm tired. yes i there, in general, everyone knew everyone knew how to tell, and this was a means of understanding memory, you understand how they loved for free and counted in their minds. here is the generation, that is, the girl had to be impressed. you were not supposed to read from the phone, but to tell about memory from the heart, that is, to show yourself, but then, just the same, it was about a girl to impress. two options, as i remember, are when you know how to play at least a few songs on the guitar, that is, there in the company. yes band bravo i played on guitar in the yard. i told you about it. i

got everything from the beatles and daeva, our polish heroes were also like that then, that is, well, a guitar, that is, you don’t know how to play. goodbye, but i know a joke. and then there was such an option, in sports there were those guys who, uh, pulled themselves up or something from the brusal could portray it, yes, but basically at all times i’ll say this more all the best. if all the best performers are responsible for yours, whether it be classical music or frank sinatra, for example, or carusa. it's not exactly the greatest vocalist. this is the greatest storyteller, because the song is like you wanted to tell something, you know how to tell. everyone listens, you don’t know how to tell, the ideal solfeggio, high, low notes do not take everything, so it seems to me that the anecdote is still

such a safety of communication precisely from eye to eye from the mouth. mouth and what you want to convey, of course, and show how, as it were, degrees and your own can already be told with your erudition of emancipation, by the way, on this occasion. eh, now you understand. why how they say dear, the spoon remembered a joke for dinner, and the joke that is there, there are two of them that came out of this joke, this is the great yuri nikulin yes, who was also the keeper of jokes. e, and. uh, his club there is a white parrot, so the story follows uh, there is such an anecdote. i'll tell you now, so the company is sitting. well, that is, in some vector there, well, let's say, in the nineteenth. so, yes, we are cavaliers there. well, that means, uh, they are sitting and, uh, the new man in this company is just some kind of hussar, he was introduced there, please, there is passion

and everything is there, yes, which means that he got into the company in this, they sit in a circle and just 244 and everyone ha-ha-ha there 78, and like everyone else , they just laugh, and it means that he asks his friend there too some young officer there, damn, tell me, please, what ’s going on, damn, you know, all these people are everything, this is society. we love jokes. we love so much and so often we get together to tell each other jokes that already, well, as if everyone knows them by heart and that they will not be repeated for a long time. we just remember them imitated. here, let's say. right now. here, look, here it is 302 there haha. he says it's a very funny anecdote. i'm like, i'll tell you later. he says you well sat down here. such a person got used to it, and at some point there was such a deathly silence and the lady next to him stood up, the one who was sitting slapping him once stood up and left. he sits simply and says what happened to a friend says. listen well, bro, we

didn’t tell vulgar jokes in betrayal. well, here 's an old joke. you are for sure. you know what he came up with. uh, nikulin, he came up with two sequels. that is , this anecdote means, and everything is the same beginning. uh, this, well, new comer. this man says, there, 147. in complete silence , it's just dead, and he just looks at everyone and suddenly ducks and says, look, well, don't be upset. it's just that there are people who know how to tell, and this is the third option. this is already a joke, when you die, there are 210, yes, and again the silence is rough. he says, well, listen, well, do not tell funny ones. yes, you, and this, it seems to me, was also right to say that it was an anecdote. no

same, compose or jokes profession. i think this is a story someone is telling. in passing, here we were yesterday like this, and the processed story the narrator gives some angle to the other, because you will agree that sometimes you know the same joke, but the person tells adds some little paint, and he plays completely to another anecdote it's like a case, i was told, really, when an elder in the caucasus speaks to the best there. eh, you'll go there tomorrow , you'll fly to moscow. we need to have a wedding. and so in this pocket to him a pack of rubles there once, well , as a fee here quickly counts right in his pocket to the touch hmm money. and what about the wedding directly in the grandson? that is, a small budget will not appear anywhere else, and i will never forget it. i worked in the eighties. under the direction of the orchestra is his pozon. the main guest performer was mikhail

sergeevich boyarsky and mikhal sergeevich a wonderful story misha tells an anecdote that i know very well, but add a little nuance like this. i would even say our country's guild told the circus. a man comes, says, i am the director of the circus with a new attraction. yes, what kind of rides now no one goes at such a time, you have nothing, for sure, we don’t have any expenses of money. yes, nothing is needed, just hang up a poster. here i satisfy vasya live online. as young people now say, right in the ring, 80 women in the evening of the sixty-first division and an encore of another 20, in the second. well, they put up a poster for the first department, and the mood changes in the city , phone calls went off. word of mouth radios. here , in general, women bought all the tickets for a month ahead, men are also interested, in short,

full house all hanging down from the amphitheater. to get closer to the action, but our hero is on 78 with two left, you know? reason and faints and the mood in the hall are changing screams of swindle were heard. return the money. this is our 78 they are not satisfied with the promised 80 swindle the director runs out into the arena. ammonia. the hero comes semyon says. vasya, what happened the hero pyotr mikhailovich did not put his mind to it during the day on the run , everything was fine, the word run. i remembered eduard smolny, these productions could all be said for a rehearsal. here's to the run and swindle. he mikhal sergeevich , of course, uses our folk and the equivalent of this word is different. when to cheat? well,

here's one. well, sorry, it's still important, but the quality of the scene and the character are jokes. if we return, because here is the situation itself, this situation, it is already comical that, well, as if, if we parse but i remembered. also one of these fairly decent jokes, also on this topic, that when a man is such an engineer goes home in the subway a huge queue of men comes out of the subway. he walks a huge microdistrict he walks. well, they give it there, he goes. then he looks very much into his entrance. well, what happens, he goes up to his floor, and there is a line to his apartment. there is a queue, he comes, which means to his apartment. in the bedroom, his wife lies on the bed. and in turn. so takes all these men off the subway what's going on? she

says you don't see the disaster in my interpretation. he told me this. kolya fomenko has such a finale for kolya fomenko. speaks, vasya this is some kind of nightmare, but here we touched on something very important. uh, all the jokes in the company are what i told. it comes right there. sansa you told on this short on this topic is standing at the door. you know , let's give such a jewish correct and color anecdote, because this is how odessa is told , his homeland yuri is a person similar to us. i refuse to believe it comrade. please skip. yes, yes, but, by the way, about uh national flavor, yes , you see in jokes, it's very important. yes, uh, to itself here is

this short story. yes e did not affect some are just like that. uh, well, let's say some ethnic issues. that is, from a sabid point of view. i mean, that is, jokes. you need to be able to tell, as it were, but also listen to them, because there were a lot in soviet times. remember the jokes were about the chukchi. yes, that is, in general, how did it happen? what, apparently, the development of these lands and so on, meteorologists went, there are some, uh, drillers and so on , they were laying bam there and so on and so on. that is, some of these cold ones. eh, well siberian some there, that is, here appeared these here, uh, jokes about the chuk, what is there? well, who lived there to the south and so on. here in our time. now they are in the group, however , do not meet at all. yeah, i can't even remember any of them. and i why why because ? and now, in the wintertime, i always remember this anecdote. this means that e is coming, that means a large settlement is coming, that means chubchik to his shaman. he is there with this, so

a tambourine. there, it means, something conjures with a deer paw beats this tambourine, they come and say shaman, please tell me, it's winter, close cold, she will store a lot of brushwood or all the same. we'll somehow make it there, but not so cold, and like, everything will be fine, that the winter will be warm. she will be cold brushwood. no, they will freeze, in general, there will be more claims against me. and there i will say that they will be cold, well, they will collect a lot of brushwood. well, you will be warm, but less will remain. you can then, as it were, a pot in the spring. we will live like that. ay-ay-ay-ay-ay. think, i will say that the cold will be very ah-ah-ah-ah-ah and such in general spirits talk about the fact that the winter will be fierce, in general, a nightmare is going to have a lot of tail. oh, everything, rushed. they ran out there, which means she put down a tambourine for a deer paw and, in fact, i think, what kind of winter it will be, i’ll go to meteorologists,

i’ll ask once the obluzh has gone. so he comes there, so this yurt is standing. there is a yaranga. this is how he comes. this is a fellow meteorologist. so oh great. shaman yes hello tea will be he is like that, but he took tea there, why did he come? he says fellow meteorologist. and tell me this year, what kind of winter will be cold there, like or there, or which one says chulcha i don’t know this hasn’t happened for a long time this year it will be a very cold winter. he says very much, well, thanks there for everything that his comrades said. and how do you know, this is me, well, how would i have spirits there, everything is like that, such a tambourine. yes, it's very easy to come here through the window. as long as you see chuhchi. they gather a lot of brushwood, which means it is very cold. yes, we have not only the northern chukchi people. do you remember the era of total shortages, when, uh, any items, uh, consumer goods from

czechoslovakia from the german democratic republic by that time here are kochevskie boots, there is nothing in the shops, he says i need a toilet bowl, he says, they speak german, german. there is, not german means. well, let's give him two sticks, just two sticks and instructions, he reads the instructions. and what does that say? read on one rely on that the wind did not blow away like that, and the second volkov was always a huge number of jokes, that is, the jewish theme, there and so on and so on, because there are many and good storytellers. yes, and very much if only people would take it all right. yes, and accordingly there were colorful jokes, there were about georgians and there was armenian radio, which is a separate story there, yes, there are armenian jokes daev and i don’t mean to sing. now. i'm talking now, just about

all sorts of national things. but partly anecdotes, of course, but it was special when it was in soviet times. remember there, when they were joking, what kind of anecdote can be given there for some years. yes, i don't know funny, like a joke. well, somewhere in the seven they started talking there for 12 years, yes, who was told everything in a whisper there in the kitchen, but still it’s here. uh, how would people continue to do this. yes, this is how things have changed. what do you think, now, uh, it has become open, that is, when in soviet times there, uh, these times were told, these things are still preserved anyway. in principle, this is like an example of jewish and all short some kind of guru, i consider it my city. i'm alone and always talk to me. in any case , valera always loves everything short. concert performance a joke book, the course of treatment is all short , and so it all characterizes such, and fishing,

how did you meet your wife here? i don’t blame anyone for anything. here is such an intonation of a joke and you immediately understand, but i really like these short jokes in mitsitsky jokes, when the doctor makes my head spin, and i see. about doctors, and how to combine stylish? it would seem that i really liked a person coming to the dentist, the doctor says, i have a problem. what yellow teeth are yellow teeth. well, about the green newspaper , you know such unexpected things for which i love jokes, wait, man, in short, the doctor says you know from me. my stomach hurts so much, it's just a nightmare. ate that the dove did not eat,

and you ate the head of the pigeon's head, i did not eat. and you ate the head of a naked pigeon, damn it, daniel, i'm the head of a pigeon, and what's the matter , i'm a speech therapist, i tried to help at least, yes, in medical jokes. uh , there are a lot of professional anecdotes in general, because there are a lot of musical anecdotes about theater musicians, and and very often very often, especially people related to the profession. yes they are as in the case there from the musicians. they are short anecdotes that i already knew, they tell with special gusto i draw the whole exhibition. that is, they immerse you so much in general in what is happening, you know, there is a little, theatrical tales, real theatrical tales, and which they then

tell. like a joke, and it was right there in the theater, and there are even people who saw these stories, and you know what else there are jokes for. here i have a few who have been with me for almost my entire life. i remember zhenya morgulis telling me the polar. i know that you love to collect musical jokes. i really collected just such musical ones in order to spend the evening well in my environment. i'll throw you one musical anecdote, a son comes from school and his father says to his father. sorry two balls. today he said, in what subject in zoology. what's with two points? well, you know, they asked who has the biggest balls, well, i said that the elephant, well , that's right, son. it's logical, he's big, yes, it turned out to be pap. that he got a job and a deuce. i got the boys the science of running, live a century, study here, he wrote such slow waltzes.

i don’t even know what to ask you, dear viewers, did it pass for you or, on the contrary , you wanted to sleep, and most importantly, that after our program, after this nightly podcast , you would have a good mood. tell jokes. collect jokes. and we will try to keep it. ah, along with you them for later. good night. see you again. bye.