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tidied up a bit, it will be easier for you to find things. i systematized everything, here's an example. i don't like it, it only takes me 11 minutes to put everything back in place.

can the windows be left? i don't have time for breakfast right now. i'm late for work. and i was hoping for a late romantic brunch, chatting. that's why i love you. programmed as a potential partner. i know, but believe me, i've been like this for three weeks.

i'm not looking for a partner. i'm just one of those who will test you and write a conclusion. that there is love you are not interested in at all 0.0, but tenderness human intimacy long eye contact definitely not, easy falling in love. loss of head from insane passion that's why we sleep separately. let's make a deal. you don't touch me. i do not touch you, and then we will survive these three weeks with dignity. you can do it, i'm programmed to bring you joy perfectly. can i come with you? no, i could help. i

do something peculiar. the theme takes years of work, okay, a millisecond is enough for you, to penetrate, but one must understand poetry. well, i can stay here and do something useful, fix something. buy yourself a coffee, well, or not coffee. i will be natural as a person. note

thank you hello what i want today i can't. yes , i guess i'll take it. today i am an average macaque on sports and hazelnut syrup. something i have a nutty mood today. medium mochachino with hazelnut

please explain to me what you're funny about. i don’t even know, but it was always funny when someone stumbled over and fell, but why is it funny, because it looks stupid. i do not know even. how else

to explain it. and if someone dies, it's not funny, right, i do n't think death is funny at all.

i'm sorry i had to stay, i couldn't. before , i didn't know that they were closing. it seemed to me that they used to work around the clock. it makes no difference to me what to sit in a cafe. what to stand outside. thanks

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hello julian said he tried to contact you to pick up the painting today and because you were in the shower. and i

invited him for a cup of coffee, yes, i invited him for a cup of coffee. wow, he invited me for a cup of coffee, and now the coffee is ready. thank you. we are colleagues, yes, colleagues. actually, if to be honest, i was her secret admirer even before we met. i have been following her work for many years and internationally she is simple. and where did you meet in copenhagen at the congress? we sometimes cross paths, and although i specialize mainly in persian or they write our nasty, but alma kindly me in the guest room. well, your fruitful intersection is saturated and mutually enriching. ok. so uh

what? picture i forgot that she is hefty in the car, she might not fit. what kind of car is a manila station wagon? there dimensions are 2.33 per meter 57 by 68, and a picture 2 10 by meter 70 obliquely will definitely fit. clear good then i'll help. not a question, i'll just go in my pants for a jump, so they say. well, i’m very happy for you, not

what you think, alma tell others, but you won’t fool me, that look once you looked at me like that, i’m not even going to argue with you to think what you want. yes, i'll be glad. if the intensity subsides, you will communicate normally. do you want to come to our housewarming together? you are moving out for financial reasons, when tomorrow. in general, i will be glad. let's see, but thanks for the invitation. how embarrassing with this picture came out nothing is enough for her. ok.

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doctor, you have 5 minutes to show you something. we have prepared an abstract of the study. but in short, we are trying to prove that even in the fourth millennium bc at an early stage, when, as it is believed, writing was used only for lists and receipts, there was poetry, which already then people thought in metaphors, and that man does not live by bread alone. you can read something, though there are fewer characters in persian. only 27 million more.

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i don't understand how it happened that we didn't know why you were upset. are you kidding? why did i work on this for 3 years 3 years in her snout and day and night and it turns out that she, too , has been researching the same same topic for years. just published for 3 months. previously , all this could be stuffed up our ass. 3 years and all under the tail this work is important for mankind. she proves that people are dissatisfied with the pragmatism of poetry, in general , the play on words has existed for a long time and always has been. mankind must know about it and now to know. what's the difference thanks to whom? for

humanity, no, but for me, a big one. this is important to me, which means that tears appeared in your eyes, because you are offended by your career. that is, these are tears of selfishness? did something happen? we are very unlucky. in

the sense of a turn that you say, i say completely different things. ask her permission, i belong to her. go ahead

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in the right situation, i can portray something like anger. people get angry, i haven't figured it out yet. what is the difference, he did not understand everything, then he understands. come on, is it really in this mechanical heart? no, well, at least a drop of anger. you don't have to talk to me like that. stop it. i told you, i

wasn't ready for this. yes , that means the member of my dreams. apparently yes nothing

what are you doing creating a romantic atmosphere, i think. i want to see your body. please tell me your passion for originality will not suffer if you dance with me. i'm interested. to find out

why do you need to sleep now? i don't want to just sleep. let's sleep together we'll do it. it's right now, but i don't feel like a bad moment right now. yes, this is how you are created for this until tomorrow. i order you to stay.

good morning this morning is definitely not good. do not rush to conclusions. tom, by the way, no, that and where is he, i'm not his mother. why aren't you in course? he has a tracker. yes, but the tracker is only in case of loss. we cannot arrange for people, total surveillance. it's generally illegal. good morning. good morning

add milk to coffee. no thanks, i just need sugar. thank you. so let's get started, you spent two nights, two days, and one extra night together. how are you feeling? fine. and in general,

yes, he is very programmed very much. everything works great. specify, well, you yourself see preparing breakfast, maybe, keep up the conversation, everything is super, judging by your words. you don't treat it like a person. yes, i notice it myself, but why is this happening, because he is not a person, share your feelings. where does he get the feeling from, he cannot feel, there is a programmed imitation of the presence of perception, but he cannot really perceive, let him

answer the question himself. i don't think alma 's used to it yet. tom. this is the partner you have with. from the data we've collected, there's the best chance of being happy. tom is programmed to meet my needs. he can say that continuation of me. you don't understand it. emotional tensions are important to you in relationships. yes, of course, it's important tom please tell me, are you ready to create such friction more often? if it's so important for alma, if she's had enough, i don't understand. are you so hopelessly stupid or are you a robot yourself. are you a robot too? tom she's a robot it turns out some kind of crookedly written

simulation of a family therapist sits and advises me to fall in love with a robot. i think you need to feel this anger now i think you need to get out of my apartment and tell management. let them send me a real specialist. well, or let the firmware be updated for you, or what? well, for this, your programmer will have to work in three shifts. the remark about the firmware was nasty. well, i'm sorry, but she's really smart. yes, unfortunately, she did not present our species in the best way. i want to apologize to you for last night. i also did not present our species in the best way. by the way , why didn't you tell your colleague that i was throwing heavy objects, she didn't ask me. do you want me to help you find a new one? research topic? let's not talk about

it. let's forget at least one day of examination. with pleasure wait, please, a little bit, but i want pizza, you don’t see that you need to help grandfather , she took manners, how to treat the little ones with me. i am 80 years old. i've already lived my life. i do not need anybody. hello, you can also quarrel, or what? dad, look at what

stains i will wash on everyone. tell me, do you want to drink by any chance? cucumber juice and spinach, let's seriously eat young wheat beer. look like this already, that you didn't want to dress up. well, everything come on, enough is enough. i stroked you a few there to drink or they are watered? there is some

man there, what kind of man is over there, and this one, he is not a man, but you can’t change clothes. i'll leave him here to live so he can take care of you. already we usually went there, but it’s a small one, we bought a village for summer residents, what other yogurt city in denmark is dad, we also often went there with our parents for three years in a row. for ping-pong behind the school, which

was in the dunes and do you remember the boy and i made friends there, it seems that somewhere there are even pictures with him there is. maybe it was you? his eyes were just as stupid. what was his name, too. and you don't remember us alma had a red bike, and i have a blue one, and we were both in love with you. who were you in love with too? naturally. i'm the younger sister whom i was in love with, i'm well with the robot when he was little. here is this boy. and here are you and him together. i took a picture with my first camera. i would have been in love with him,

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copenhagen? how it was? that's disgusting at the congress center hotel you were performing on stage, and among the audience i translated your words to colleagues at congresses. everyone speaks english except for the french and some koreans. and so you translated the french macarians my words on the stage spoke to the amican civilization, and then about the dark ages of greece and the seventh millennium and some woman with a hooked nose

in a knitted vest interviewed you. i would remember to say that. why did not remember, all the time looking at me. well, yes, of course. and why because i thought to what damn it, there's a nice guy sitting there.

i just froze and stood, i was not a threat to them. i don't smell like a human. how do you smell to deer? they don't notice me. i don't smell at all to them. well, let's go slowly, shall we? until we get to the car, until

we get there. and let's run.

nice to meet you. what, well, it's just a new house. new life new wife.

who is this? is he a doctor? yes, he is also a doctor. hosts in the garden

crazy unbelievable like the real thing? firstly, this happened to me, and secondly, there is a difference, it seems.

hello hello, can i have you for a couple of minutes, of course. you want? i was going to tell you, i just didn't want to let you know the problem was solved. i already know for less than three months now. you know that there is no certainty yet.

regina hello. no, everything is okay. no, just a long day. yes, i will say hello to you, she is delighted with you. everyone is delighted with you. except you. once, when i was 14, i went to

a party. sat alone on the terrace at night. everyone was dancing on the lower floor. i looked at typical houses and suddenly realized very clearly that there is no god. so i became an atheist. and then she swore to herself. if one day i 'm on a plane and the engine catches fire. i won't pray. i will not beg god to save me in horror. because i don't believe. do you understand? what do you understand? the fact that you are not going to approach me with a robot, because you are constantly desperately yearning for human closeness. there is an abyss between us all thomas yes, sometimes you can pretend that it doesn’t exist pretend that the illusion is just another form of reality,

but some things remind you that the abyss there is that, it is deep it cannot be overcome. what are those things that you don't understand? the ones that make you sad when you think about them. even if you don't want it? it's something you miss, something you can't get back. can you give an example of such a thing. i may not be there. warmer i can open.

this is an ultrasound scan of an alma felzer embryo at 11 weeks, and why can't i understand. you have lost a child. because of your age, you probably won't be a mother anymore. are you upset because you would like to experience this experience. and you are hurt, because julia will have a child from steffi, and he will forget yours. more maybe you're thinking about your dad that you'll probably be as lonely as he is, but you won't have anyone to take care of you. i

understand all this, it's not difficult. your mouth sounds so trite. tritely selfish and pathetic, but that's exactly what your pain is, pathetic, because it's relative, but at the same time it's not. because she's a part of you , that's why i love you.

i was looking for you. how did you get here. i am a computer system and electronic locks too systems. corporate mutual assistance true, no. i took your emergency pass. because

i knew i was dragging you here. that's it. a lot of people would pray in a crashing plane. it's so human.

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magic how delicious coffee smells? did i snore? yeah i seem to be snoring in my sleep, it's so weird, huh? it won’t work out that way, though, i can’t. in terms of. i cover you with a blanket. although i know that you are not cold, i leave the room on tiptoe. even though you never sleep. i'm trying to make the perfect breakfast. although you are deeply indifferent. how many minutes have i boiled an egg,

you don't have to eat. it's like i'm on stage. only it’s not in the hall, no one can appreciate the audience, and i don’t even play for you. i'm here alone and i play for myself. and i say, now , in general, this is not a dialogue with myself. i'm like crazy, like some kind of crazy, like a blissful idiot. i don't want that. why are you crying? i'm crying because we had. a delightful night and but after all, people say that love knows no boundaries, there are no mistakes people. where am i to go? i am finishing the experiment ahead of schedule. clear but only. where do to me? how do i know the factory?

i doubt very much that i will ever need them. yes, but all of a sudden i'm gone. i will return. and me not alive it has the advantage i can't die. so don't worry about me. i can't let you

go. do it yourself do it, your algorithm will do it for me. i already want to talk to you.

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and chloe. she's everything to me, honey. stop embarrassing me. well, how are you? how are you, yes, i can’t even find words, i couldn’t even think that it happens, that it’s possible, this happiness, i'm far from being fat i'm already 62 bald, but now, with chloe, i only now realized how unhappy i was. nobody needed me. i have a special

gift, everyone runs away from me. i don't know why pheromones. maybe the look has gone. but now, along with needles, no one has ever treated me like that. dear robot sending you the promised feedback best regards. alma history knows many dubious achievements of progress, terrible consequences, which became

obvious only for decades, or even centuries. later. my experience of interacting with a human -like robot named thomas finally convinced me that such robots designed to replace a human spouse represent one of these false achievements. without a doubt , such a robot, especially adapted to the owner's preferences, will not only replace a partner for him, but will become even a better partner than any person. they will fulfill our demands and relieve us of the fear of loneliness. they will make us happy. what's wrong with being happy? good morning. and yes

i failed to update the firmware, it is technically impossible, but my communication segments were completely restructured, which i think our meeting today will be fruitful. there is no home here. when he comes back, i thought he came back to you. why did you think so? but is man created to ensure that all his needs are met at the first request? our unfulfilled hopes of dreams and the eternal pursuit of happiness, isn't that all that makes us human. we will start a society of emotional dependents, jaded and

weary desires that are always fulfilled and their own rightness never met with resistance. and what, then , will induce a person to oppose generally accepted views, to think about his behavior, to conflict? to change, there is a danger that people who have lived in alliance with robots for a long time will completely lose the ability to interact with living people, so i do not recommend considering a person of such robots as life companions.

you've been sitting here for three days not very long ago. i got on foot. and it's not that fast. and you were going to sit here for a long time. until you come. how i wish i didn't meet you. and now life without you is already life without you. it's like defining what you call love. as a child, i often lay like this on this side of the table, i don’t know, but for some reason i

liked it more than that. and thomas was constantly jumping up and running away, sometimes he could be heard, and sometimes not. i don't remember where the bark was. i loved him so much, it's just unbearable. and while he was furious in the dunes, he was digging stones, looking for amber or whatever the danish boys were in the dunes are doing. i lay there with my eyes closed. i hope he kisses me. and a couple of times i was absolutely sure that he was already bending over me. i felt his breath on my lips. but when i opened my eyes, i realized that i was alone. and thomas wasn't there.

comedy is not all at home tomorrow on the first wonderful. now it's time for dad until the frog jumps. dad can leave here your child decides. hello, friends. i am vadim galygin, this is a podcast of jokes and today, given the theme of our program, jokes from musicians and about musicians musical jokes. i want to introduce my guest right away. this is a music producer. the author of many songs for himself for other artists, singer-songwriter brandon

today we want to turn the conversation about the specifics of jokes, because there are a lot of jokes on some narrow topics and this concerns the professional activities of various people, but people. there are anecdotes about doctors, a huge number of them, i don’t know about policemen, there, and so on and so forth. well, such a big plast, this humor lies in the musical plane, because the musicians - well, people are kind of creative. yes, uh, not everyone, it’s clear how they do it in general, musicians pull the strings, press the keys , music sounds, therefore, they have a peculiar humor. agree here, please tell me there is. do you think people related to music are very different from normal people from ordinary people. it

probably depends on the degree of musicianship. so, what can i say? that's the more you're a musician. the more you are a genius in music. yeah, exactly, then, probably, you have pain more somehow specific taste perception jokes. you do not always perceive jokes about musicians, because it is normal how other people perceive this. for example , because, uh, there are, for example, uh, musicians, they have absolute pitch, not everyone knows, in general, what is absolute? what is absolute, when to me how did you know when mothers approach me for children? i sometimes sit on the jury of the competition, i say my child has absolutely hearing. i say, how did you notice that, what does she hear? all i say is absolutely. hearing. this is when you can play a note here, and you will say what note it is, for example, playing there in the orchestra. well, or, for example, a chord. tell me, this is at home zhor sol sol major. this is what it is when the musician hears. uh, just hearing the music will tell you what an anality it is. yes,

in general, i just lost, i can’t say plus minus i have, minus one tons minus plus tons up. i mean, i can't really hear. i have absolutely no hearing. and that's good, because absolutely hearing is a musician's disease, because when, for example, the orchestra plays. you can play any violin there, what is there by? oh, it hurts right away, then it is impossible to listen, yes, that is, it must be so perfect. yes yes. well, listen, and if a child, for example, does not know what this note is called, but they played, and he immediately took it and sang it cleanly. it's just don't be confused, hearing is good. and there are some jokes. that's about the rumor about i remember hmm when two friends meet. he says i'm with you. here's a ticket for eight to the opera i won't go. he says why is this a cool opera? he says no to me yesterday. rabinovich drank like that, but garbage, that is, here, this is about the same anecdote. yes it's about it or as musicians? yes, well, because that's

in my opinion. yes, there are a huge number of jokes that are based on some kind of inequality . in general, for example, in a team, for example, when there is a joke about some kind of musical group, yes, then there are a lot of jokes that are separate about drummers about bass players about some , well, it becomes a joke precisely because everyone known is the relationship in the team and let's say. they are very similar. i don't know there were beatles, they had about the same the best, right? or now some metallica and it doesn't matter there, that is, a guitarist, there or a drummer. metallica fits that description anyway. i just remembered a joke. yes , there is a concert, that the crowd is roaring there, everything is there, there is a huge rock concert there. there , people are sitting on their shoulders, there, with each other's t-shirts, masha is there, w- and stands, so the soloist and he is so much , well, he is so inspired by this. it's all captured that it's in this

euphoria that he forgets the third verse text, in general , you perform your own song. at he had a thousand concerts. and here is another platform. just to break and he forgets altogether and he stands. and the guitarist turns to his he says. here gifts and salt is afraid there to go astray something that what, damn it, just turn around. there, at that time of day , there was some kind of solo guitarist, they drank there, what words did you blunt what words? they didn’t hear anything, he turns to the drummer, that is, he sits still turning. says what words he and what song? here's an anecdote. yes there is such yes and or. eh, the same only different to me they said there are similar. yes, there is a concert. well, everything is cool, which means that the last song has already passed there, brandishing lighters. here are

the thoughts, it means this. well, the frontman, that is , the soloist to well, i think i'm finishing my drink. now that one over there, this one, the fair one, and this dark one, to bach's dressing room and there, then they will invite me here. there stands there with a guitarist to pile on such a thing. that mulatto over there is already winking like that. oh, now in general, that is, most importantly, then they didn’t miss the plane tomorrow. yes, yes, the drummer sits thinking so now i’ll take a litrukha and all that red-haired fish over there. this and bam guitarists to g and g. haha, that's how i am now by no means. now all bam guitarists are going to change. it's all the same to me these jokes were told by musicians about musicians. now, is there any discrimination in this in everything? why does he have? has it really become such a big deal? yes? previously, it was somehow here is a musician - this is lao there any. well, any

take a bass player there. take a guitarist , take a drummer, especially somewhere there are layers of jokes about it. but of course, and most importantly, now it's fronting it doesn't matter what you play, if you sing you sing, you are the main thing, and everyone else - this is how it turns out. uh, it's just that the musicians are good, that is, now there are a lot of parents who wanted to give a lot to the guitar or drums. that's it, there's no tomorrow. tomorrow you will come to the vocals, after the anecdote i will tell you, by the way, stories from life, why did i become, uh, a singer they are a jazz drunkard, by the way, but before that i remembered, by the way, an anecdote, when well, we have the same group that plays uh, and at the wedding, well, the camera group that plays

at birthday parties. well, of course, but they came to the funeral wedding funeral, yes, they used to write like that, there are short, yes in short ads and come at night they are already sitting in a restaurant. well, friends ask. well, how did you play? yes, it was today. there were funerals and as they say it passed, listen, it went so chic three times for an encore they dug out nightmare, but you told me remind in a joke there are rather strange jokes that only a musician will understand, yes, when an orchestra plays. i know they told me, uh, this joke. for a long time i laughed so much, and absolutely. well then, well, as if i understood that i did not understand anything. and, well, now i'll tell you. check it means when the orchestra is playing and conductor so stop, stop, stop french horns give fa, they give the notes. you see, i'm funny, well, still french horns. yes, there is a special state of mind, that

is, well, they will understand everything, because you have to study music first, so that in addition to these bassists are also horn players. now they will go. to explain to me, it was necessary there, of course, an interesting instrument, but not for everyone. and you say you could be a jazz pianist. however, he became a singer. it's purely mercantile you had an interest in really becoming the main one, that is, they know everything there. well, uh, let's just say i played all the instruments, but i graduated from the conservatory in jazz piano. that is, i am in berlin, having completed the constitution, i have a diploma in jazz pianist and teacher, because my my father really wanted me to become a jazz pianist. it was his dream and wanted to ask here. yes, i've been into music since childhood. that is, i didn’t choose. i drank from childhood, i already toured with a vocal and instrumental ensemble. uh, well, then i started playing the drums, then i played the guitar.

i especially played the piano, because every child in georgia needs to play the piano, if you want to perform, and of course, having tried all the instruments. i realized that it's cool when you sing, here but i didn't have such before great vocal data, as now in children. here is the youth, which i call indigo children, they have been singing there for 9 years already, as if like gods, they just exist and i have such people who believe that some kind of acceleration yes, there has passed and there indigo, that is, well, more talented children are precisely in this. eh, let's say singing appeared. yes, that is, it appeared, because they hear more music started somewhere through cartoons. they would have the internet there. they know what to listen to. in this regard, i also have a child , he constantly learns there and sings some kind of cartoon song. well, it's so interesting there. yes, of course, and you decided and i still wanted to sing, but i understand, apparently, dad realized that

i didn’t have such great vocal abilities. i myself then developed, to become a singer there. this is already separate. story. he wanted me to become jazz, and he led me into everything later, when we had already moved abroad. i went to all the cool jazz pianists. i have practiced. i studied 8 hours a day to enter the conservatory. i entered the conservatory, but my dream was still to become a singer. clearly wrote the pressure of his father and jazz culture. well agree jazz. it's the same. uh, let's say hmm well compared to pop music. it's like it's not for everyone. that is, yes. absolutely, that is, well, people, in the first place, they always like it, they don’t like it, there is even a hit, but i sorted it out there. when classical music too huh? oh , there is a huge number of works written by the same musicians and mozzar. i don’t know who bach is there, but still there are hit songs that are remembered. and there are some who will say that this is a symphony number

something she generally why we remember the moonlight sonata, and there is some kind of passage there, in short, uh, no, the same in jazz, for example, uh somehow, so that some kind of melody becomes. eh, the hit is still in jazze. that is, it is generally very extremely difficult. you will agree with the story, because it is a complete improvisation. this is what improvisation is. there is such an anecdote. you reminded me, just, uh, when uh means, uh, some years there in the nineties, which means the boys decided to go for a walk there, which means they ordered a restaurant , they ordered some kind of cover band there. well it turns out that they flew in from another city , the flights were keeping them out of time. i don't know yet guys. so what to do? are we without music or something, will we? so call? let's decide there, to whom there and there, it means to recruit some kind of valera, listen valera and where is it decide the question. you mm promised us a music program, but i won't do something, what should we do? i have some serious guys.

there, in general, he says everything now and then there is. here, uh, jazz band, playing jazz. he says, yes, i don't care what musicians are playing. come on, in general, let are coming. well, what is it to amuse the people, well, what? well, what suckers, or what? well, all the jazz bands come, which means that this booze begins there, in general, there is a fat one. there such for boys such already drank normally. yes, come on there. run out. so all the musicians are dressed, there are generally butterflies in tailcoats, there you know such polished pipes. they still start there, so they play. 5 minutes 10 everyone is sitting at the tables. here are the old people. such you know 15 and then the elder can not stand it so he approaches the pianist. puts him in pocket, why don't you guys get it? the anecdote

that jazz music is not for everyone is the same as they say about the singer playing three chords for a thousand people. uh-huh from a jazz musician plays a thousand chords for three yes, yes, but , by the way, such a pretty observation, but then what i was talking about about that jazz pianist and singer seekers. i graduated from the conservatory, i already have a diploma. that is, it turns out. the commission met there. i still had inflammation of the middle ear. that is, i play right. uh, orchestra is sitting. i play everything, i just played everything and i must. well, after that, the commission goes on a discussion and calls me the most important thing and says. well, a tells you a five for everything except the classics of the classics. something you don't hear. i say, i just have an ear inflammation today. he says, well, that's it, it's clear then a three for classics, five for jazz.

but you say you just play great. let's go to graduate school. i say "no. can i have a diploma? give me a diploma. i went i'll be a famous singer. i tell him, he tells me says yes, it boiled after that that you spent four years with us. jazz. no. he says, why am i telling you, and tell me such a thing. here tell me jazz trombonism. how many americans are they? not i'm 20 years old. at 16:00 i already entered at 20. i was already finishing and suddenly i had such an idea to tell my own. how much do you get when you perform at a jazz club in the evening. he says, well, sometimes 150 euros sometimes. and this is, well, i'm still getting 3,500 salaries there. ah, because i am a professor at the conservatory, i say, and if i want to receive 10.000 euros for a performance by a jazz musician. well, if

you become a great jazz musician, i say, well, that's it. can i go it but nailed it, uh, right right? i really wanted to be famous and so i understood that jazz , unfortunately, has such a narrow focus . like humorous musicians. you worked with many artists and singers about the fact that someone sings badly out of tune, because there are a lot of jokes, for example, in theatricality of the environment about the fact that there are bad actors. yes, there is a type or an actress, that is, about this. well, he jokes anyway, like, there is a man, he considers himself great there. and he 's not very good. that's how stable the psyche of musicians is. well mine is fine. i can joke with my bass player all the drums and everything is fine. especially this. you're the team you're talking about. i've got mine, and here

i come, and great musicians, by the way, you know the anecdote about trams, if you personally only know, you know, when it hurts. here, when you're not even a joke. namely, when you put your soul into it. here i am, for example, doing an arrangement , doing it, doing it, sitting there for 2 months, well, it doesn’t matter, i’m sitting for a month, and i do it and then they tell you, you know, i don’t like anything, as it were, why did you initially like everything. now i thought that i didn't like anything. everything i want to change everything hurts that the fact that the work has been done in vain. and when jokes are perceived by almost all musicians normally. unless, of course, you personally contact them. i say you know what ugh. well, here the anecdote is a bit like you. this is an artist. he just can't sing . i think then it will. and so er, so, of course, everything. normal jokes sit quietly, and that's it. it's okay, everyone gets it. tell me, please, here is the hmm moment of humor when you imagine the musicians. yes, they will be

half of this childhood and youth there all the time tormenting their stroke. well, how not to torment studies? yes, that's all, no, they play everything to the limit of perfection, they grow in their own level, then they rehearse with others of these. that is, it is always some kind of closed, history. and, of course, all these, like jokes, are born inside. i 've read about the fact that here is the concept of such a starling. yes it is. it literally translates as a joke. that is, when hmm a piece of music sounds a musical joke , and then, when it is repeated there several times, then, as it were, this part of the sanato symphony is there, there, whatever it is then, as it were, for knowledgeable musicians. they oh, look, they laid it here, like, a little joke, yes, please tell me, by itself, but the concept, as it were. musical humor, yes, that is, it is, as it were, somehow develops or vice versa, he disappeared somewhere. well i'm here, uh, being in among the musicians.