the pianists-concertmasters of the winners competed themselves and will soon perform at the bolshoi theater of the moscow conservatory and the helikon. that's all for me, but right now the club of cheerful and resourceful major leagues is the second game of the season , a game in which the viewer wins in any case. partner igor kvn tinkoff bank tinkoff he is the only one

good evening, dear friends. i am very happy today on this stage to say the legendary phrase on channel one, we are starting kvn so, dear friends, today is the second game of the season i am ready to present another five participants of the major league of the sample of 2023.

we will start as usual with the debutants in the semi-finalists of the last season of the premier league , the team that represents the state university of management is called without women, the city of moscow, the next team also has not yet played above the league, and so the perm team called without options. i finally have three more teams familiar from last season from five to varying degrees, the second game above the league will be played today by the kvn team do not boil, kazakhstan last year's quarter finalist team that united employees leningrad nuclear power plant, which is called the nuclear team, the city of sosnovy

bor, leningrad region and the silver medalist of last season, the team of turgenev oryol state university called rovenki, alas, however, a team of five will not go to the next round. this means that there will be losers, but it also means that they will go. who can be blamed for this loss? these are our judges, members of the jury, singer, vocal teacher. lucy chebotina. tv presenter dmitry khrustalev people's artist of russia sergey sergeevich dzhin tv presenter

documentary filmmaker valdis pelsh jury chairman konstantin ernst the honorary duties of announcing the average scores were again entrusted to the champion from the team named after me ali kokushkina and alexei shalnov. well , dear friends of all presented, you can start good luck to everyone. so the welcome contest is started by the kvn team perm team without options. no

options we present the first this year we are 300 years old. well, not specifically to us with the girls. well, you understand. we are a small team, only four girls, so i am very glad that we were able to get into the big leagues ourselves. well, we will get to know each other. i’m natasha this is nastya derevenskaya 2 years since she moved to the city and still prays on a digital camera e don’t remember nikonov i’m sorry, but everyone agrees that in the year of the city’s 300th anniversary , it is these people who should represent perry on channel one. igor sanych, what are you doing here the city is 300 years old, he is the governor in the hall, and on the stage there are no celebrities for me. won. if not ronaldinho, there is no one to look at at all.

what did you decide in kvn for all teams to play? or maybe i want to become the tower champion, why do you need a second time, uh, i don’t remember the first. what can you go on stage then go to klava me in coca? i didn't even prepare. well, apparently, now we are playing five of us, we must somehow meet a new participant. and now i will show how we women are the first to meet the peasant in the villages. don't hit igor igoryoshenka, the children are sleeping there. so let's get up, and i miss home so much. and it seems to me alone in the hall that

in the year of the 300th anniversary, perm should be represented by some media people. they are this one collective farmer in a cap. che, who is this collective farmer in a cap? well, i don't know without a cap. you guys don't recognize me, do you? but it's me oleg vereshchagin are you in africa, well? that in russia it didn’t work out to become a star and went to africa? oleg , there are two champions of the premier league standing on the stage. and you are not even a champion, because in our time it was difficult. do you want to leave? yes, i want to, unlike some prepared.

you have seen how the jury is not clapping. and they haven't googled it yet, who am i? who is this sitting one of the best singers in russia not much is left, it is not her merit. i have a question marina you also think that other people should represent fines. yes, and here? it's just that everyone thinks that it is olezhka who should lead kvn listen, why did this

urgent question arise precisely at our performance? well, then other teams will perform. i won't have time to laugh. strange, i thought people your age only laugh at movie quotes. bitch you are painted. do you think i can't spit on you, or what? you think right, i ate salted mackerel. now i will go to you. what sat something went? marinochka if i'm caucasian, it doesn't mean that you have to drag me to all your showdowns. let's go . wait. let's go right away, if

there is still a throw in the hall, everyone go to the stage already. wait, what are you all doing here. you are from other tv channels. this is how we came to help you, because this year is 300 years old in perm, in fact, this needs to be coordinated. yes, konstantin lvovich it is possible this year perm will be 300 years old. here's how the producer producer advice give me, otherwise i'll go back to kvn.

okay, let me explain, friends. the fact is that in honor of the 300th anniversary of perm, all famous permians decided to return to kvn well , right at our performance. so, who's ready to play next? and me and me and me and me and me and me. local dumplings and we do not matter that the guys recorded this video in support of the governor. the main thing is that people decided to return to kvn, and then you look, other stars will look at them, you will also return and about kvn too. this is how we got the team. and

let other teams use stars in their performance. we promise that we will not do this. we 'll manage somehow on our own. or who are we now? while i'm getting ready to go on stage. let me remind the next team how it is planned to spend the current season, it will be held according to a new scheme, which includes 4 games of one-eighth finals and four quarter-final meetings, which will be held in the spring and summer, as always there will be a meeting of graduates in yekaterinburg , a music festival in svetlogorsk and a summer

cup, which is on this time it will be played in perm, but two semi-finals will take place in the fall game for the moscow mayor's cup and, as always, on new year's eve, the champion of the season will be determined. well, the next greeting from the team is the atomic team leningrad nuclear power plant sosnovy bor, leningrad region we have brought protons to you. well, electron. come on soldier, come on, try it. guess who? who is who who is who who is electron of correctness. and now, when the expectation from

the team representing rosatom is underestimated, we can we can act so that looking at this beginning you say, well, how are the guys for 7 minutes grew hello moscow hello on the stage nuclear workers, perhaps we are not the brightest team of the club, but you will agree, if the workers of the nuclear power plant will do that's it. blue is a lot of stress, no? our plant has two vvr 1200 reactors and two rbmk 1.000 reactors. and besides, all this is of no interest to anyone. tribute it doesn't matter who, mom dad, go to the hall. there are free places on

saturday on the knee. and what today none of the rich does not marry? yes, and along the way from the poor russia permian here. why did you interrupt me about the station nuclear power plant nuclear the station, because this is our feature, the whole team should have its own feature, but there are kazakhs or a journalist, so we generally have a cool feature. our trick is to go to work and love russia for high grades and why not bouncers love russia anymore? by the way a. i alone noticed that everyone who was ashamed that they were russians and turned out to be. let's discuss some other news.

let's get that, of course, news. there many year still long 14 months went. the main news, this is the tenth package of sans well , who cares about this package. and what is in adler made their packages paid. this really hit people, so let's joke about the fact that the russian team needs to be close to people not with factory settings. a probably each of us father called with him on a fishing trip, approximately like this went. i don’t want to dad, let’s go to work. i am writing an essay, let's go dad. well, we went once more than you

caught, now we went every day. and when a couple has problems in a relationship. they usually go to a family psychologist to take the knife from you, just want to determine if who are your soar. business trip it seems funny number yes, for some reason, not everyone laughed. listen, well, maybe something distracts people from humor, probably say so, this is what distracts. here is your washed hood. do you even realize that the numbers you play? well, there's humor, well, literally

hanging by a thread. it's good, khrustalev came in a cap, otherwise the light from you would be in him now and that's it. the first three rows called to hell. no. i can wear a hat there too. well, don't distract anyone. it doesn't distract you. i look fat all the time here. can't you figure out behind the scenes which one of you is more ugly? what would you be in zhvana, well, friends should continue to be friends with the chinese now. imagine men brewing viagra at home. sour cream parsley ginseng root try it. what's up oh run. and

with the departure of brands, such a situation can happen. imagine a couple chooses. what clothes to return change to update your wardrobe. ksyukha phew, yes, there's still coca-cola. the same one. come on, let's try. this ashtray phew. yes, not an ashtray, but it really tastes better than a blackhead. ksyusha it's that it's that we lived like this, we washed the floors with adidas , extinguished cigarette butts in coca-cola, we wiped our hands with a pepper, where did she get so many things from? yes, here we were hiding pandemics from the end of the world, what a drop-dead year it was? listen to everything, or

maybe we'll stay here to live. well, there are no tvs here, no internet. we live here all the time. -ha we completed rusad building nuclear power plants in such strange places as india egypt hungary and belarus what? well, belarus pash, what are you, head of the belarusian nuclear power plant? well , what about the place is calm? well, it doesn’t work, well, there was one suggestion that it was somehow there. what did you agree? here

is a career somersault. your performance. sorry old friends met. to sit together, yes, to count the scores on the computer. yes, you need two. well, there were four of you, so that you alone would tell a joke. and where is your mustachioed one? here he is behind the cameras where he is there in the security checks the tickets, where he is. and this mustachioed yours, where we didn’t have in the team mc-but didn’t do it somewhere well won

that year but-but-but-on, well, what did you arrange. well, what did you not share, what did you share? you guys are at the summer cup, find out all this right? yes. you will be at the summer cup, too, but the scores announce so the youngsters closed their mouths. you have already won a job from the city of kvn and do not interfere with those who already have it. not bad, not bad. come here and do what you were called to do. ok ok. nuclear team thank you we thank the government of moscow for their help in organizing kvn games nuclear team kvn the national team thanks the concern, rosenergo atom represented by general director andrei vina, who is treating petrov and director of the leningrad

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russian federation and sometimes when applying for a job we lie in our resume. good afternoon. this is news and short about irina petukhova, the head of the studio, what else is this? what else is this? we all feared this moment. and now he has come, you need to be glad for a friend

who is getting married before you. verochka i am 30 years old. and our event, i'm the only one, you lame manicurist with a criminal record. oleg and i met for 5 years, and i didn’t suit him, can you imagine, and you approached once and just approached. mash, well, this is already too much. please stop. okay, come on, seriously. i sincerely wish you a long family life cherish many children and die in one day. if i at least i can do something for you.

and you can always look at the fire on the water and how the head of the city administration writes down the appeal for now. dear residents of our city. this is our city elizaveta igorevna. well, i'm just not here, we'll cut it out, that's the thing, eh. dear residents of our city of ours. what's next on the nose? oh, and it's like on the nose, the election of the head of the city? exactly, my good one. on the nose of the election of the head of the city, wait. we already chose yesterday, but they still don’t know, it’s like elizaveta igorevna’s surprise there. in general, come

vote stop removed. elizaveta konovalenko cheated on her husband and i will change the city friends, well, in the end today you can’t laugh and be sad. where the viewer decides to put a comma on stage is four talented people, so without women they are already compared with the beatles, but can the legendary liverpool four achieve? there are no such successes in humor anymore.

today the jury will have to make an important decision to take the girls in 1/4 or declare that journalism on channel one has no future. quality mark super hallelujah mare shakhnovich elizaveta konovalenko olga gulchak and sofya dyakova, especially for channel one, the following greeting from

the team do not boil, kazakhstan show do not boil the country, kazakhstan russians. admit it, there's a lot between us, right? well, for example, love to kazakhstan. what do you say, what do we have again? yes, we are old. what's new with you? well, there is cheburashka moskvich. and

everything is so old in your country, or what? we are very powerfully prepared for this season. they even announced the year of the russian language in kazakhstan , they carefully studied it, it turns out that there are a lot of consonants in the russian language. they agree. they agree that there is another topic in kazakhstan, but it is a bit touchy. well, tell me in kazakh on the muslims already russia has such tank propaganda. kirkorov he is not a singer, is he? that's what they banned, or something, but we weren't even allowed to.

uh, you know, we are champions this year , you know what you took? that's who last year's champion, but the name of me and the belarusians. forever here is a russian from belarusians sharing something. yes, there is this belarusian. we were with them last year in the final okay okay, 1/8 to biathlon. this is how the nostril will go in vain with them. so, well, then we lost. well, it's not for ours, and for whose screen? and guys, do not boil while you rest. you see, that's when konstantin yo-morovich told us. he told us to rest. i personally slept there, rested there, i don’t know. well, you understand that today we need to win in order to get 200,000 rubles. from the bank. wait

wait, that 200.000 anka huh? a whole bank and 200,000 rubles. and just a sponsor of the international union of kvn and 200,000 rubles. just online banking and $1,300 for some. huge tank of such a huge country russian federation

at home i agree, i overdid it a little. kazakhs in the desert, it was warm water, huh?

guys, i have an appeal, guys. i want to declare that i am not playing in the major league this year. why is it funny? look here. here the belarusian was led by an armenian, the russian was led by olezhka led. who was impossible, or what? you can cross the border with this technique, but you cannot cross the border. yes? you will definitely succeed. you'll spoil everything, it's okay to exist for 62 years. during this time, 5 million homework assignments have been played. 5 million. greetings, another billion of these

small competitions. it is impossible, perhaps, to bring out the kazakh? at least a greeting, why am i asking you this one? you kvn do not decide anything, and who decides konstantinovich well, in the end dear russians. come and visit us in kazakhstan not because you need to, but because you want to, the knenkoy team spoke for you, they write, kazakhstan rakhmet those plans for

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fu here it is a buzz. okay, okay, the rovenki have not disappeared from us yet. your swamp plague. what are you up to now? and this, that there was a word to instruct the second tower, today's game olezhka is leading olezhka sofia alexander, you probably didn’t warn the host, not necessarily right in all the jokes

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my co-host was born. usually they burn an effigy of winter on shrove tuesday, but we have a rich youngster in our city, so today we will burn a effigy on a scooter. catch the bastard is not like that anymore. brave as on sidewalk. grab it. do not be afraid, he only attacks from the back, the infection left. now it will sink to the bottom. well, at least a couple of days through the streets without fear is like.

just listen, well, we are playing season 2, therefore , you need to tell a little about yourself. actually, yura and vika are a couple of us, they meet, right? shka and lyoshka lubenko, how do you understand, brothers? and how much? how many and mitya khrustalev are the same age? rovenki oryol state university speaks to youth

well, that was the last greeting of the jury right now summing up the results of the first competition, based on the maximums five points, and i invite the teams to the stage. so, dear judges, your marks in the order of performance of the teams first greeting from the perm team without options five five five five five five all fives second greeting from the team nuclear team four four five team

without women, city of moscow team do not kipish, kazakhstan 5 5 5 3 5 greeting from rovenki team four five dear friends right now average scores

support women nuclear team 4.2 dr. house three points, rivne 4.6 rovenki 4.8 and no options no options five points exactly well, dear friends, the next competition is called biathlon many consider it the most difficult, well, you see

, the most difficult thing is just to come up with a joke without a preliminary reason and at the same time, as you understand, there is no room for error here, the topic is interesting so let's play biathlon . the first round of two jokes, please, without women, russian scientists have raised a friendly country to grow in skolkovo, but so far it is expensive and not friendly. and yet she spins, the oldest stripper in russia celebrated her 80th birthday anniversary. without options, the chairman of the collective farm would steal plums, if there was money, he would steal money, and so plums employees of the glue production plant seized the bag production plant, their requirements change every 5 minutes. and the

door factories have been unable to find a real way out for 2 weeks now. a volleyball player throws him into the air before hitting her son on the head. when a fire started at the plant, did the master first of all save those who did not sign the safety journal? march 8 is the only day of the year when it is even more profitable to trade tulips even with a prostitute. rovenki under the government of the russian federation sister to keep what ambitions? by accident,

flying from the balcony to the underpants made more noise than the chinese balloon in america we are waiting for your first decision at the cost of 0.6 points. kazakhstan and the nuclear power plant, on the shot, the mayor of the city said he installed a fountain at home and flooded the neighbors from above. the nutritionist's wife cheats on him often, but little by little. so we continue. we continue to make small business in russia feel more comfortable with its state a little

strangles. the editors did not find any good news, finally released, so the presenter simply showed her breasts. the owner of a carsharing company takes pictures of his wife before sex to understand the attitude of russians towards america, it is enough to go to any sushi bar and see with what faces people destroy philadelphia california after sex, an uzbek guy turns away to the wall and plasters it. lived a long and happy life. dad was not going to register with

odnoklassniki, but the crucian carp was really healthy. the mother realized that her son had grown up when local drunks began to shake hands with him. without an interview, they took a job as a caretaker in the subway, because it's sad to watch people leaving. she fell in love with the janitor and salted ordzhonikidze street don't boil the atomic team penal african

schoolchildren crushed the teacher to tears to drink. grandmother was dressed so beautifully at the fashionable verdict that she immediately went to take a picture at the monument. both of you are taking a break. so we continue without women lionel messi moved to yaroslavl shinnik, as the footballer himself said. i want to pass football on the level. a very optimistic grandmother put braces. oleg studied very poorly at school, therefore, after school, he guarded her. father, driving through

a puddle, sprinkled the prostitute and washed away all sins from her. they give the fifth child an apartment, well, on the first floor and without curtains, so that they stop already. in vrovenki, they began to rent a horse for carsharing , everything is fine, but you are not leaving the transport. wherever you want, and he will take you without options and rovenka by shot while her husband was sleeping, his wife jokingly painted his nails. every joke has its share truth. he said the husband put on a dress and left. in line, they realized that the restroom was occupied by a doctor,

when they said, wait, i will invite you myself. well, let's take another shot. the father spanked his son so badly for his bad behavior that the mother was sometimes envious. if the person agrees to the daughter of corn. for an old joke, the levelers are fined and leave us. old joke just a lot of young ones. you probably don't remember. we continue an interesting fact under stalin there were

stalins under khrushchev khrushchev, and under yeltsin it was unusual. santa claus never had dogs, because he himself never existed. after the phrase in the barbershop, now i'll sweep my ears and let's start vitya decided that it's better not to get a haircut. the jock-fool pumped up his pupil. well, let's take a shot. eat stomach swallowed rabbit to spend the night. anton is so bad at playing computer games that he is even killed in fifa girls you won.

before moving on to the last contest? let's find out the scores of the teams at the current moment right now. konstantin lvovich by the way, old jokes in biathlon, this is the essence of biathlon. the audience wants new ones so scores teams on the current moment, please, the game is led by olezhka , the average score will be announced by alyoshka, this is also an old joke. so the old joke was once in kvn you yourself, olezhka, are so funny. nuclear

team 4.9 points 5.2 points do not boil 5.3 points. level 5.6 points without options 5.9 points the kvn team is not crying and the republic of kazakhstan thanks the akim of the abay region kazakhstan thanks the governor of the oryol region andrey evgenyevich klychkov and the rector of the oryol state university alexander anatolyevich fedotov team the kvn team of the city of perm without options thanks the governor of the perm territory dmitry makhonin and congratulates the beloved city on

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wow fill out an application for participation in the new project of the first channel we are waiting for nuggets with bright vocal abilities, held in various professions and for whom singing is a hobby, not a job. finally, the last competition it is called a musical homework for me, as a person, not only television, but also theatrical. as you understand, it is especially interesting, because on this stage mini-performances and sometimes they are played absolutely contrary to all theatrical laws , we look at the kvn team without women, the city of moscow gold of the party who

killed kennedy what alexey potekhin did in the hands up group along with these high-profile unsolved cases. there is one more thing in which everything is obvious at first glance. my name is maria shakhnovich. and this is my investigative journalism. indeed, there are too many inconsistencies in this story, the average headstock volume is 70 liters. the volume of the stomach of the wolf is only four , the main question is not how it is from there they pulled it out, but in how she got in there at all, why a folk tale if it was written by charles perrault, well, and finally, how could it be confused with a grandmother? i

was approached by a wolf that has been in a high-security zoo for 20 years. neither a cap nor a grandmother from the castle, i could easily find in israel. and here's where to look for that poor old woman. now meet the personal growth drainer right downstairs. grandma, where did i go to the young woman, no one wants to scandal with you in the record prokhor chaliapin does not write direct remember girlfriend if they don’t digest you, this good, yes? questions, of course, there are, why

did the granddaughter carry pies to her grandmother, and not as in normal families, on the contrary, protection. i realized the wolf did not eat anyone. you just do business with it. never mind. better watch a new film with my participation grandmother with monsters. haha. little red riding hood claims that when they met him, they sent her true path, and they themselves went along a short lie, isn't it a lie, the hat turned red, and what is now with this pretty girl? little red riding hood as a little girl with regular pies turned into a dancer with appetizing rolls

. maybe you didn’t notice, but i often turn the wrong way and in general, don’t distract me. i get paid to show my underwear and not dig into someone else's. as you, i understood, let's submenu. i was engaged in the pole , i'm 30. and i have social networks, of course, yes? well, what shall we continue? why didn't the wolf eat you when you first met? why did he have to change into an old woman before dinner. how do i know? does everyone have a fetish? someone he generally buys a paid subscription in the telegram. well? the investigation began to bear fruit

but, as in the case of the orientation of cristiano ronaldo, there are more and more questions. is it true that after this story everyone in the forest calls you a babkakoed, yes, but it’s not my fault, but who’s to blame, in order to find out, i acted like dominic toretto took the whole family together. i thought for a long time how to knit a grandmother and a hat, the answer came with my mother. what are you alluding to? woman? i'm not hinting at anything. i know for sure the wolf was set up, and i think i can guess who could do this swine act, bravo, bravo bravo, you are absolutely right, young lady. well, what do you mean? yes, yes, he really was behind it all. i'm because this bastard wolf

once deprived me of my most valuable thatched house. but how did you manage to do all this on your own. let me introduce you to my accomplices. what mother will let her daughter go alone into the forest. quite right alien meet the mother of the goats. what kind of grandmother will live alone in the forest? true, unmarried, who is a wolf. the bride from the cartoon once upon a time there was a dog and finally, how could the wolf annoy the little red riding hood. well , wolf well, wait a minute finally, we understood the meaning of the work of charles perrault in a fairy tale , children should believe, and adults should turn on their heads and subject everything to critical analysis. so

, will the viewer agree that little red riding hood is just the nonsense of a western scribbler , or do you hate russia ? maria shakhnovich, well, in the sense, especially for channel one? the kvn team is not

fuming. and the republic of kazakhstan thanks shapkenov, akim of the atyrau region of kazakhstan serik zhambulovich, the next musical homework from the team, don't boil kazakhstan dear friends western films have left the russian screens, therefore, within the framework of parallel import, kazakhstan offers you its alternative. and also the kazakh fund for the fight against cinema presents the first kazakh blockbuster training center for secret agents.

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football with denis kazansky tomorrow at the first big game big bookmaker of the russian premiere and the nuclear scientists decided to start their musician with something radioactive son. i don't want to touch uranus at all. ura touched go to the doctor, he

would never be touched. and for money for money yes for money to give for money for money just a song, well, yes, what is so everything teams will sing? homework gotta do something that no one has ever done and never sounds like a challenge just a movie challenge and show wait it, which is the first movie filmed in space. yes, it's not out yet. yes, one that no one has seen yet. yes , i do not want to introduce doubts, but how will we show it. well, the trailer is already there. i looked at it. here are the highlights. based on what you see, everything happens in space. yes, overpower the doctor. we have

four facts, and then we went to ren tv. based on a real trailer all matches, hardly a fake call 1980 somewhere in the soviet union what's your name boy. and what do you want to be when you grow up? great. you suit us our days. oleg feels bad. how are you ? best of all, just a little shot in baku from me and the flight. what? i'm a russian person. here mashkov must go to the flight control . what happened

on thursday, everything is different, in general, if it rains, if it snows, you want to fly into space. question, what do you know about space that he will die, 14 gang series? you operate accurately, normally. let the cosmos go international space station hello, you called the doctor. and who else?

by the way, what news of the earth oleg better not to you and so bad. i am wildly sorry for interrupting this ingenious production. i accidentally watched the trailer on purpose. in general, this is what i missed. everything, this time there were still antons. peter 1980 somewhere in the soviet union what's your name boy. and where are anton and peter urgently? our days oleg

feels bad again oleg how are you? best of all, only a little bit everyone knows where anton and pyotr slept. herbs to mission control mashkov doesn't smoke anton only has cigarettes pyotr i have cosmos you understand that this is not direct space. this is what beckons at the gas station. now you will have space. the international space station is going on in space weightlessness hello, you called the doctor. and who else? oh yes, here you can not take off your shoes for the first time. and this is that the earth is in the illuminati, that the earth is in the illuminati , and the earth is visible in the window. by the way, how your

son is sad to his mother, but sad. and we are one about the earth and the stars oh well, that's enough. can you be quieter do we sleep here? anton piotr excuse me, oleg, are you ready to come to the operation? oh, but i don’t need it anymore, how i don’t need it. well, you see, i'm a russian person. as soon as i see a doctor, everything goes away right away. so this is what, it turns out a false call a false call. watch only in the former cinema in the house.

it all worked out well. well, yes, what is he still lying about, well, the film was produced by konstantin lvovich, how do you watch thank you, the next musical

homework of the rovenka team oryol state university named after turgenev orel friends, but soon the new adventures of asterixabex will appear on the screens, and still no one knows that the fictional gali village has a real prototype, even. help pensilla, from which the romans do not buzz me so much. get away from the fact that my

parents are priceless, and i want to perform in a huge crowd. ah, again, again, you really want to want the rest somehow doesn't want to, although no, wait. you want this kind of siding, i 'll sheathe the bathhouse, you understand? you need to dream about something more, for example, the price is not men no need to dream. just drink the potion. we have the level of this red and white no entertainment. but my potion gives

superpowers in the evening, and takes away the usual ones in the morning. go talk, guys, if the romans at least once in the morning come to close our eyes and introduce jessica that 's exactly the same only cleopatra all slaves to stop flying, and those who know the numbers of 50. and why only 50? well, we have to support it people. how are the plebeians, as always, we drink, we eat, we fight

to go nuts. i thought you were russian. only here egypt is behaving like that. and what is this hat you have so cool, just above the squeakers in pyaterochka you know how many crackers you can get out? you freaked me out laughing for this caesar is. and where he? savings are up now. wait, wait, so they cut off your head during the night. now it will go well. and how did you get involved with him? this is a very romantic story came out and once upon a street. i watch him

ride well, let's give it. only we will first show our number to you at the colosseum this is our chance to go rehearse. palace, and then to me already 10 people signed up for highlighting a few days later at the roman colosseum good evening. how bad is it that all roads lead? not something that fell out of pythagorean

pants. this is my co-host caesar. by the way, we are the same age, only my face. this is the result of an innovative bloodletting procedure. but his far from innovative incest. well, let's leave the arena to field rovenki, they assure the music. no answer now i will heat everything is not necessary. caesar is ready to make a decision. where will his

little thumb point in 3 and down came out dont be upset. but what nonsense, how can one disrespectful person with socks decide the fate? you need at least five respected people, well, never mind they will come up with such a game where teams from different cities will gather a large hall, take the balls and throw it into the ring. someday we'll come up with a game like this. where there will be all the bright scenery - a cult presenter, which will be closed for a while, and then it will triumphantly return and people will again guess agutin's song from three notes

. someday i will come up with such a game. how to explain perling? get out already. on kvn touches someday we will come up with a game where everyone will be equal people from the capital from the outback women's teams. and the leading presenter will stand at the pedestal, they wear it on their heads. although olezhka

participates in all the jokes, you never know, give greens already. i want hearts with laurel. this is how cleopatra tried the clearing for the first time, and the residents of raven were released with a promise not to perform anywhere with their stupid numbers for at least 2020 years.

the next musical homework from the team of the perm national team without options and she will turn into a beautiful princess, a means that the film this is cinderella believe me , at least check, but yesterday i had a dream. what have you thought up here, a youngster, but everyone agrees that cinderella should be played by a woman who has shoes that are really a pity to lose. marina cannot be cinderella older than her stepmother. don't you watch the russia channel, or what? don't piss me off, i just

calmed down that khrustalev was judging me. and it seems to me that cinderella should be played by a sexual actress, when it seems necessary to be saved, maybe you will be baptized, i will not have time to be saved. leading role i'll play oleg, i'd rather put on a dress than play this kucher? let's decide which of the four of us will be cinderella, why is it out of the four? we are also cinderella or freddie mercury clip in short, there is no time. let everyone be

cinderella at once the first scene comes. stepmother so. in general, we go to play around from home and sort out the grain. listen, mother, firstly, there are 10 of us, and there are two of you. and secondly, you are not our own , so why are we going to scores, are you going to sort out the grain? all let's have a fairy come to the next scene. i'm a fairy don't worry, i'll help you and that's it

will be good. oh, well, a person with the face of elvira nabiullina cannot. says everything will be fine. godmother we need shoes will you speak well? well, a person cannot have a godfather who does not fit in the font. okay, i'll conjure you glass slippers. i have a thirty-eighth year of birth knows. all let's already to the final scene score. stop cramps. meet prince charming. cinderella, are you really 10 or is it really impossible to drink cognac with antibiotics? what is where is the crown, where is the suit? we agreed so, come on

we will no longer agree on anything, when i'm drunk, agreed we agreed on you. okay, then let's get the shoe and valya because i lost it, but before the end of the week it can be redeemed. he drank all this shoe, these words do not allow to say. let's have a bunch of movies already. zomboyaschik. real boys vs zombies women vs men. yes, let you have others bury your acting career. and in general, you know that the famous dumplings, which must be presented, play by yourself. what's lying? fine? you are a girl in kvn helped, but it was not necessary to pull the jacket over. maybe a blanket, well, who is hiding what? that who will apologize, come on, armenian, i'm a deputy, i can't. okay now

girls well, come here. well, we all perfectly understand that you have the main role in today's fairy tale. you are our real cinderella and who are you then well, who will simply be there. i'm sorry. i have a question. and when should i get up? greeting vova damn, it was just funny there, i muttered something. i don’t know what signal, maybe they didn’t agree. well, come on

volodya understood. it is steeper than the vertical to twist boiled, although not everyone was recognized. from our feet we will open the door again into the humor that unites us the city of all cool time has passed and we are again on the air russia cool we are already single twice cool we played when they were cool, generally cool sticks to us. yes, we are all well done. team no options

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what where when the spring series of games from march 19 on the first please, your opinion, your mood dmitry khrustalev good evening. hello season promises to be interesting exciting i gave everyone the same grade for the musical homework, despite the fact that the performances were with varying intensity of humor, it was interesting to watch all the performances because the old participants returned to the kvn stage, which is very cool. baldis, but the rules are changing. that's very good. this season

, only one team leaves in the 1/8, because to lose teams at the start, when they only declare themselves. it would be very embarrassing. if it goes on like this, then next season in 1/8 no one will leave, everyone will continue to play and this is wonderful, because the second game the second once we get tremendous pleasure, and the second time i want to say keep it up and only to the finale. thanks a lot. ah, every time i come to the game guys i want to say that you surprise me more and more. and today, of course, the guys from perm made me laugh out loud. thank you very much. i would like that every time, and when you go on this stage, that these performances are unforgettable for you, because we personally remember what you did today for sure all your life. thank you very much for this. sergey zhilin good evening again. hey, all the guys.

thank you all very much. i don't understand one thing. as possible. i'm already sitting here. probably the fifth or sixth seventh time, and every time it gets better and more interesting. where perishing in case, i do not know, it's hard to imagine what will happen next. uh thanks today for the new version of little red riding hood it was great. yes, but the combination of the video sequence of what is happening on the stage of the production is everything, great. thanks to our kazakhstani friends, well, who showed us one of the options for addressing konstantin lvovich. thank you for your humor for a wonderful evening. konstantin many thanks to the nuclear power plant for the false call. i invite you all to the premieres by april 12, let him invite you.

girls are very cool. you are great. permians well, the old horses kept the furrow continue in the same spirit. and kazakhstan, do not boil over coca-cola. you know that we will win. thanks a lot. so now i remind you of the marks for the last competition, a maximum of five points. team without women glum moscow five five five five five five five kazakhstan five five

five, four five nuclear, sosnovy bor station, leningrad region five five four four team rovenki oryol state university named after turgenev oryol all fives team of the perm national team no options all fives we have to find out the final result of today's game. so , if you believe the computer, the result of the game is the atomic team 9.5 points do not boil 10.1 points. without grandma 10.2 points rovenky 10.6 points without

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