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[000:00:00;00] whole two tenths of rovenka points 10.6 points without options 10.9 points alexander oleshko 11 points exactly this is an advance thank you so the quarterfinals are taking place today the team, do not boil, kazakhstan team, moscow the team is ravenky oryol the winner of today's game is the team without options, the city of perm tinkoff bank gives the winning team a tinkoff black summy card 200,000 rubles. the tinkoff black card is a cashback for real
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annoy me too. i did not take them from us, the size is different. oh don't lie. yes you think i'm lying, damn it, calm down already. bon appetit, dear, you can’t help me, with the contract, i don’t understand anything. i don't want to go to school, i want to go to my aunt's wedding. forget it already wedding was 2 weeks ago nothing another year and will be the next. do you have a lawyer? no, he's on vacation, and you , too, were a lawyer in another life. why quit tired of messing around with businessmen, these
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uncles were doing too much time. i had to choose someone. you were also a walker. so you have 20 minutes. well kosh have a nice day. you children until the evening. dad, you scared arthur scary stories. it's easy. hello dear friends. hello antoine, i haven't seen you for a long time. what about you? i mean, i have one
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the air conditioner will start again. so now 48 employees are asking to reduce the air conditioning by half a degree because of the danger. good afternoon mission. hello christine hello mission. tell me guess what i want to see new offers. thank you christine refresh me with paris. we need to discuss the regional strategy and answer something to the representative of the trade union. he every
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clown here i am. how about a bbq on the weekend talking about the honeymoon? god vacation, this is so cool. i already want back. by the way, i figured out where i would go, the next time i saw pictures on my girlfriend's instagram. just goofy. do you remember, we wanted to go yes, even tickets and we have outlined arthur maxim tell him to put
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the last spoonful of the hose. well, how are you going? i'll change, as if in 2007 there was no ibiza in the seventh don't you remember? i went there with polina and went back with her boyfriend, no, there is a millionaire here. do you remember what the thirtieth birthday is? he rolled me so no. i then gave birth to cloy jamie, definitely no bench press, liquid, and not kiki
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said, my aunt just doesn't know me now. ok. look, you have, like, four children, so much work, but you can’t tell from you. you directly bloom, how much do you work hard, how much do you do? i really want to raise a glass to you. antoine bravo papa these are the best sausages of my life thank you and i want to raise a glass to our newlyweds. yes, but what about my sausage? sausages i want her to eat carbohydrates because she has a tennis match tonight. if he wins , the semi-finals will come out. wow, we are all mentally preparing. yes, dear, yes, dad, why don’t our
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play sports, but we got her to continue, kind of, really, honey. it's impossible to sit next to you. arthur let's change that no. by the way, i was the first to go there. and now i'm sitting here, it's much younger than my mother, but don't enter your place here. come on, get up, she ran away, she didn’t say anything , the fact that he is older does not mean that everything is possible for him, but you can’t
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why not tanned? it's because of the pigmentation, let's talk about it tomorrow. no, i didn't get tanned because instead of going on vacation. i cook breakfast cook dinner i already have diapers seven times a day. i run around all day long. i do my homework, and before going to bed. i still have to remember to put on sexy pajamas so that my husband wants me. it's great, it works i'll tell you. i also want to be told, toast clapped to both of us at our reception. and you too. unlike you , so i don't know what's wrong with you. but nothing
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here. generally good night until tomorrow. i want to have my personal time, and then from morning to night only children are children. children children evil them to school and the whole day is free. take care of yourself. you seriously just need to move faster, 9:00 max. you are already at home and absolutely free until five. do what you want, it's good until 4:30. and where i'm in the office all day, and it's not so fun there. i'm not complaining, by the way, i can do without pajamas to make you feel better. of course it's great.
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good night they are launching a line by the way clothes. yes, a very interesting dicaprio. and where is the production of an excellent question of the missiosh. sanya bangladesh why? well, as a cheap staff , it is good to say hello. and how is your grandson, this charming prankster in the hospital with bronchitis. missed françois yes, it's about the cleaning lady back, what did she steal? monsieur highway's lamb, françois's wing screw and a lot of four pieces a box of six costs 3 euros, 45. so it's about two euros 230. i think this is a lover of metal, enough reprimands. i'm sorry he's the staff your responsibility, but it seems to me we must be adamant, the warning is not enough otherwise the timothorist. if
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you don't answer hard, she'll steal again now that's four screws. that's what you want. no, by the word reprimand, i meant that you need to take action, but suspend her for at least 2 days, 2 days. it’s better not to eat four by the number of screws, but it’s fine and even better for a week without payment and deduct the cost of lamb stavins, you can 500 screws and remove it for a month for two and a thousand screws 2,000 and 3 months 3,500 screws. 10.000 20 50 75 100.000 not out we can't deduct more than we have in stock. keep, prudence in fact antoine that you walk around until about dismiss her and that's it. learn to finally make decisions. be a man. yes, it's not easy, but there is no choice. no, either she will eat it, or we will definitely eat it, right? thank you at your
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service. tell dicaprio you and the actor are not related. well, we have a few carrier cousins in common, it's just that there's something akin to a love of work, as annoying as this know-it-all narcissistic upstart. he even does not listen to what others say, and would punch dear forget it. you at least briefly about work. how bad was your day griezmann was injured with barcia, with barca griezmann plays for france, but think about his club barcelona while we are all together. i wanted to tell you something, football sucks. that doesn't stop you from liking every mbappe photo. veronica us. oh yes, why are you constantly being clever for 10 days? oh, i'll go and do all the nonsense. you got me already, but the dessert will be. four people know you're nothing
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did not tell. you're saying otherwise you idiots. the scottish salmon seminar is certainly interesting, and what did it teach you? show me it's not funny, he taught patience. where are you going? i have long dreamed of visiting the cyclades. well no. you are stressed, of course, stressed. you leave me exactly when this tom cruise is trying to chop off. i have a promotion. yes, it’s unpleasant, dear, i won’t be there for 10 days. and you've been waiting for a promotion for six months, tell me how i can handle it alone, but i wanted to change from nine
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one tank? no, my mom does it. why don't you listen to me? just like your mother? when they asked her who is your main director in life, she said alexander sergeevich pushkin of voronezh, of course, an interesting fate for 5 years, as i understand it, she was convinced that she would become a great actress and became a great actress. the first main task is to step over the hysterical in the head
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this is who i am who she is, after all , such a specific woman and director, i remember saying to me, come on, this one. here, do it right. do it. this is how this is how a person will be accustomed to perceive it. by the way, what are your favorite roles? here they are that you like best we didn't play. the entire movie, of course. spring we have a small stage. and the most important thing is this is beauty, this is fear, strength, podcast, paws on monday on first with age, changes in vision can change the usual things taufon was created to nourish recovery and youth eyes are recommended to be used daily for 3 months 3 courses per year triple action for a clear look. your pet is already a weekly promotion for cat food for
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299 rubles. and also tablets for dishwashers kicx for 539 rubles. toilet paper for dad for 119 rubles. sberbank presents a loan with the lowest rate in 10 years. yes, friend , how much we had with you, remember, i was looking for the keys, and they were with you to sleep, i didn’t let my springs dissolve. how did you bother me sofa? sberbank with a rate of 4% per annum and monthly cashback is obviously profitable love fast love long. love sweet. we are talking about sleep. what are you talking about? think selson. you can fall asleep in 20 minutes and sleep soundly during the night and wake up easily in the morning . now russia is being sold to wow, and tens of thousands of them are sold only on
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come every day this week. yes, i can, i just need to tell the sauce. this is who the center for payment for services is, we have an agreement through them. and exactly so, yes, do not worry, of course, contracts. i'm on you every day okay. and you don't have to speak. change name and i'll tell my mother. and no one saw my phone, hold it, dad.
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thanks son. everyone buckled up and let's go. turn right or left straight ahead. yes , where to the right, i’m already saying, i’ll turn around now , i’ll go to school for the children novy proezd sosnovy ne it's hard to believe that you don't know how to get to school, it's hard to believe that you don't know, but you
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to frog. not eating enough frog dad cannon down the stairs to be afraid, there is a bit of a hop left, a step, two steps , three steps, four superpays. oh, there is no more strength, 19, step 20 step. oh no more power. the frog got to work. no, he has to decide. it's important, and now in his makeup goes down, tell me he
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does not accept bills, but he feels the power. it's time for you to go on vacation, everything is fine. no, dicaprio , stay at home with the kids for a few days. i 'll manage while everything is quiet, rest, you'll be back as good as new. we need you at your best. take our diy kits on a family vacation, too, he was filmed. no, it's brad pitt and exactly what kind of actor, too, but less yes less. by cannon jumping up the career ladder, which we give the teacher for
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take away. uh, now we will draw. baby look, like this uh drawing, the papers are not on the table and not on the wall. you promised to help, that's right, honey , i'm sorry you want luna's boyfriend. no, let's not guys. i mean, just don't ask for a birth certificate. well, mom, you ask, what time was i born at night? what does night mean? i need time, why are we with the teacher history we are doing a project on astrology. yes, you were born hours, 22 minutes, i remember exactly.
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crap think people there’s nothing more to do, keep your homework in your hands, make a diary. sign the schedule keeps changing because the teachers are sick in the head. and now another teacher's day, we are not at your disposal here, madam. so you will now take my children, period. you are all like a child, and today you can’t works. are you doing amazing work? you are a little soapy. it's not me, i decided
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to have four. i wanted to teach cute kids, but in the end i'm sitting behind this bars, like in prison, and messing with a bunch of psychopaths. you saw me before i came to school. no, i was a young graduate, fresh, elegant , i didn’t even have to make up, so that the men begged to leave them for an extension. so sorry but sneeze. i wanted you to wash a little. best wishes. i will pay you. just take it away, please, we'll take it anyway, why not
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pick up such a sweet boy today is not. it's all right, dad. well, here, it's not so difficult, just a matter of organizing everything. she said it was possible. hello my good ones. hello mom. hi, mom. how are you there? estimate maxim got carried away knows no. how are you, honey. how are you doing? you are pleased to see you and now i will calmly sail into the sea. it is long for three days. only there is no connection, except connection with nature. hello
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technology, a unique computer program or a non-standard concept of a restaurant will be recognized by millions of people on your inventions. we will help your dreams come true to us write to us. want to, the latest highway news has not decided to announce his successor that, but he had to do it in half a year? who is dicaprio, that's what his name is now in the warehouse. don't worry, antoine, all is not lost. you can't be his
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what did he expect to break the glass? get down hello my pants, why did i take everything off you without pants to conduct an examination, i had to blush for you, the nurse measured the pressure, and you slightly came to your senses, although, what they just didn’t see here. oh, and children, where are
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need to get ready medicine oh no. wow, i myself forget all the time, and your boyfriend is an obstetrician, i don’t know, we broke up. well, you are especially fond of, apparently, that's why you get along so well with children and the house sparkles. you are young. thanks but that's nonsense. before. i cleaned a warehouse the size of luxembourg in one of the samodelkina hardware stores, but i escaped from there almost immediately there are only christinas e. i'm sorry, thank you again.
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i'm sorry, they fired me. do you know why? why did i steal three screws, how did i steal it? no, i was going to pay for them. it was just 5:00 in the morning in the store , he didn’t immediately kick out the boss to listen to anyone. they even deducted the cost of 1,000 screws from my salary and for three screws you can imagine, god forbid, 20 cm comes. i just don't understand how you can be so mean. well, it's nice to be there with people like you, as i understand it, you are a lawyer. yes, sorry, it's not mine. case. it's just that i've seen books on the law everywhere and quite right. i am a lawyer. here's to criminal law. maybe not too late. i would consult with you. i do business legally. i am a lawyer, but in the direction of business
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journalist, too many talents. work the nanny is not embarrassed at all, and her pasta is awesome. dear ones. i'm sorry, but i can't leave her. i'm afraid for you. she had never babysat before. she can't, or are you kicking her out? dad, if you fire him, we 'll turn your life around. i got excited. if you're
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, kids love me. then tell me the truth to please. yes, what is this feed to me, here is my life, it's over, you and your chang that's enough. i am 18 gave years. this company, sailed forward. and here comes dicaprio, who we have without a year of the week and everything goes to the bottom. yes, he is stronger in the sprint, but for long distances you need sports metaphors. i do not understand them. did you come to score a three-point chance here , i don’t know, i didn’t see it. forget about him. if i were you, i 'd rather go home and rest my family. yes , i saw you. you think it's rest you horse no
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and christine my glass didn't notice you happy to see how amazing your holiday with the kids is. i'm in paradise fine on the weekend. they will where will be at the corporate party. no, i 'll come without them, otherwise, we will all not be healthy. it's a pity, this year there will be a lot of family activities, children's animators, all that. he's not in the park. no, you know, dicaprio decided, it's too banal. he decided to do
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something in the american spirit advised. here, to please you, i don’t know, but what do you think? what do i like to do? i knew, arthur, what you want, i'm sorry, whatever the party is not. it's so hard to spend the day with your father. yes, what's the problem? she is always more important to you than we are. yes, i've only been busy with you for six days, honey. never.
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feel free to. of course, for me it is very important. ok. a week earlier i was told it's easier to start from the first. partner in the office. i want to destroy them and i need a lawyer. just don't have time? no yes no just, of course i have a lot of cases, but the main thing is that you can not sue a lot of money. you worked there all the time. uh 2 weeks. i don't
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want money from them. no. no, i want to destroy them so that everyone is against them, so the snakes are the employees of the trade unions, yes, i even thought of organizing an armed point, but it seems illegal, yes and the organizers because of me. documents and we will ruin them, yes to the last screw. true man thank you. thank you so much. it's an alien , but i also want to use my skills. pierrot
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where a you have already filed a lawsuit. no, you haven't yet, what is it? and this is me sewing cases, and here all the evidence is prints. what a great guy you are, and i thought about your advice to try again. well, this is a great option. no i can't one thought that i'm working for them again for
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me. finally found. are you mocking me? please be quiet, they can hear you. children, why did you offer to help? i didn't offer anything. this is what you asked for. i'm sorry you were so good, getting along with the kids, and i had a sore throat. and it was a shame. i can't believe. i just can't bring myself to screw myself up like that. no, i'm talking about you, well, a goat. what kind of goat are you? are you at my house? yes, it's true, i fired you because of the three thumbscrews. maybe you can blame me, you can laugh at the poor hare, but in the next time you don't even stand under the camera, when you are going to drag something in my world
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have done for us. gentlemen to replace me as the new ceo bravo bravo hmm thank you for your trust messasa call me. thank you eagle, regarding you antoine, given the unfortunate events of the day before yesterday, management has made a decision no one here doubts, neither your skills nor your devotion to the company for 18 years, however , we believe that you can no longer hold the position of director of personnel and so we have decided to offer you a transfer to a new position. you said a new mercia position, be quiet. let him speak. repeat the burn. yes, i
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also tell myself a pencil. say paper. why are you doing it now? mission i don't know, christine rested. hmm stop buzzing this table to christen. christian nothing. i also think this letter is redundant. i don't deserve you. it won't get any better after you. goodbye, christian . goodbye. goodbye, mrs. thanks
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goodbye. yes, i need a business class car, and as soon as possible. forgive me, your name is yuri yes, but what about chiricaprio? bernard, go get your unemployment benefits. no, they found a car or yes, he swears because he is not happy . you can’t give a damn about her being 18, finally happy just off the assembly line, son. let's go home. i don't want. this is generally for
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i'm sorry, dad, yes, dad, i'm sorry, i forgot yesterday. sorry for the other days. all my life i thought about employees. and suddenly i realized that i did not know my own children. missed the most important thing. what are you doing the match is not over yet? i do want. so take a racket, and i'm like that with
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did you do well here? too perfect but you're not even tired, of course, it's a lot of work already after the vaccination it was 38.7, but i did it. you know not to me tell you. ok. and how is it at work, please, let's not talk about work at home. i switch. okay okay. i'm in a parallel reality. everything is fine. we have
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