you are on the sidelines of them, so, i had exactly the opposite situation. i was blown away by the roadside picnic it was. well, it was and still is one of my favorite things. so here are a few things that turned me around. yes , that's probably where it starts with it's hard to be god like everyone else there roadside picnic and definitely ugly swans. there are such just favorite books that i, uh, yes, even there i have a special relationship with the baby, but that's another story. here and there roadside picnic for me was the stuff i immediately rated incredibly high. she is an amazing thing. this is not just some action movie about some bandit who went to the zone, this is a philosophical thing. and this ending that explodes. it's just that, absolutely amazing. and of course, when i expected this from the film. i didn't see any of this. i saw a completely different movie, then, when i watched it, the second, third, fifth, there was the sixth time of this . i wrote a book. you were revisiting it now

, having re-read the book of the cymbal, of course, this is a completely different impression. i would already know so much and understand so much, including in the cinema, but this is a mismatch of position, but this is also wonderful, because real films are based on the works of the greats. they must be unique. they must be they must be created. the same equal-sized directors and so on. it works out. here an amazing chance met, two geniuses and the strugatsky brothers yevgeny of tarkovsky, of course, did not something simple and easy could have turned out, of course, the universe resisted there and, well , everyone knows this story. how screwed up, captivity. yes , in general, he was filmed there three times. it's just that the script was written nine or 12 times from the account of the slisi, and the film was shot three times, that is, there was the first second and third stalkers, this is incredible. and yet , this masterpiece was born. here, that is, of course, this, but i will also say about the cinema, what is really there. we will not

list all the adaptations now. they remembered the hotel of the deceased climber, but the director kromanov, well, who is romanov now look there at kinopoisk look well, well , everything, the rest in general, it is not known what he was filming. not well, there is herman yes, so there were also such directors, so to speak, several, who, so to speak, were filmed by the strugatskys there in different years. we will not name it, but it is important that the works of the strugatskys, in general, managed to turn to the three most in general during their lifetime. e great christian sokurov herman and tarkovsky. that is, it is not accidental, because it is really very thin. it's very high. this is real prose, which real directors could not fail to notice. well, thank you very much anton viktorovich for the conversation for this fascinating conversation about the strugatsky brothers, and i think that our conversation should be an occasion to re-read their books again and come back to them to review the films that have been made. for these books once again, to say thanks

to these two wonderful authors, two writers, two brothers, and to arkady and boris strugatsky with you was alexei varlamov , writer, rector of the literary institute. today we talked with anton silent about the biography of the strugatsky brothers - it was a podcast dedicated to the strugatsky brothers. hello, friends. i vadim galygin is a podcast of jokes and today, given the theme of our program jokes from musicians and musical jokes about musicians. i want to introduce my guest right away. this is a music producer. uh, the author of many songs for himself for

other artists, singer-songwriter brandon hello, well, we want to turn the conversation about the specifics of jokes today, because there are a lot of jokes on some narrow topics, and this applies to the professional activities of various people, as well. there are anecdotes about doctors, a huge number of them, i don’t know about policemen, there and so on and so on about builders. well, such a large layer of this humor lies in the musical plane, because musicians are, well, peculiar creative people. yes, uh, not everyone, it’s clear how they do it in general, musicians pull the strings, press the keys, music sounds, therefore, they have a peculiar humor. agree, tell me please eat. do you think people related to music are very different

from normal people from ordinary people. it probably depends on the degree of musicianship. so, what can i say? that's the more you're a musician. the more you are a genius in music. uh-huh exactly, then, probably, your pain is more somehow specific taste of the perception of anecdotes. you don’t always perceive jokes about musicians, because it’s normal how other people perceive it, for example, because uh, there are, for example, uh, musicians, they absolutely don’t know everything, what is absolutely? what is absolute, when to me how did you know when mothers approach me for children? i sometimes sit on the jury of the competition, i say my child has absolutely hearing. i say, how did you notice that, what does she hear? all i say is absolutely. hearing. this is when you can play a note here, and you will say what note it is, for example, playing there in the orchestra. well, or, for example, a chord. tell me, this is at home zhor sol sol major. this is what it is

when the musician hears. uh, just hearing the music will tell you what an anality it is. yes, in general, i just can not say, plus or minus. i have, uh, minus one ton minus plus ton upstairs. i mean, i can't really hear. i have absolutely no hearing. and this is good, because it is absolutely dry - this is a musician's disease, because when, for example, the orchestra plays. you can play any violin there, what is there by? oh, it immediately hurts, that is, it is impossible to listen, yes, that is , it must be so perfect. yes yes. well, listen, and if a child, for example, does not know what this note is called, but they played it, and he immediately took it and sang it cleanly. it is absolutely. it's just don't confuse the words well. and there are some jokes . that's about the rumor about i remember hmm when two friends meet. he says i'm with you. here's a ticket for eight. first of all, i won't go. he says why is this a cool opera? he says no to me yesterday. rabinovich drank like that, but garbage, that is,

here, this is about the same anecdote. is it about this or about how the musicians? yes, well, because that's in my opinion. yes, there are a huge number of jokes that are based on some kind of inequality, in general, for example, in collective, for example, when there is a joke about some kind of musical group, yes, then there are a lot of jokes that are separate about drummers about bassists about some , well, it becomes a joke precisely because this relationship is known to everyone in collective and allow. they are very similar. i don't know, there were the beatles, they had about the same thing , right? or now some metallica and it doesn't matter there, that is, a guitarist, there or a drummer. metallica fits that description anyway. i just remembered a joke. yes there is a concert, the crowd is roaring there , there is just a huge rock concert there. there , people sit on their shoulders, there masha is standing there with each other's t-shirts, which means the soloist and he is so much, well,

he is so inspired by this. it's all captured that it's in this euphoria that he forgets the third verse text, in general , you perform your own song. he had a thousand concerts. and here is another platform. just to break and he forgets altogether and he stands. and turns to the guitarist to his he says some. something dory and salt is afraid there something will go astray what the hell, just turn around. there, at this time of the day, there was some kind of solo guitarist, they drank there, what words, what words? he turns to the drummer sitting still he turns and says what words he has and what song? here's an anecdote. yes, there is, right? or, uh, the same only the other i was told there are similar. yes, there is a concert.

well, that's cool, so i already knew the last song, it's brandishing lighters. here are the thoughts, it means this. well, the frontman, that is , the soloist to well, i think i'm finishing my drink. get out now that one over there, that one, the light-haired one, and that dark one, to bach’s dressing room and there, then they will invite back and forth. there stands there with a guitarist to pile on such a thing. there, over there, the mulattos are already winking there. oh, now in general, that is, most importantly, then they didn’t miss the plane tomorrow. yes, yes, the drummer sits thinking, so now i'll take a liter and that red fish with me. this is the bass guitarist and before the re sol of the myth misol. that's how i am now , by no means now all the bass players are going to change. it's all the same to me these jokes were told by musicians about musicians. here, well, here, is there any discrimination in this in everything? why does he have? has it really become such a big deal? yes?

previously, it was somehow here is a musician - this is lao there any. well, any take a bass player there. take a guitarist, take a drummer, especially somewhere there is a plast of jokes about it. but of course, and most importantly, now it's fronting it doesn't matter what you play , if you sing your own business and no matter what a huge team you have, if you sing, you are the main thing, and everyone else - this is what happens. uh, it's just that the musicians are good, that is, now there are a lot of parents who wanted to give a lot to the guitar or drums. that's it, there's no tomorrow. tomorrow you will come to the vocals, after the anecdote i will tell, by the way, stories from life, why did i become uh, they are a jazz drunkard as a singer, by the way, before that, i remembered, by the way , a joke when well, we have a group

that plays uh, and at the wedding, well the camera band that plays also at the birthday party. and, of course, but they came to the funeral , the wedding, the funeral, yes, they used to write like that, there are short, but in short ads and come at night they are already sitting in the restaurant. well, friends ask. well, how did you play? yes, it was today. there were funerals and, as they say , it passed, listen, it passed so chic three times it was written dug out. well, like nightmare, but you reminded me of a joke, there are rather strange jokes that only a musician will understand, yes, when an orchestra plays, i know they told me. e, this anecdote for a long time i laughed so much, and i myself absolutely. well then, well, how would understand that i did not understand anything. and, well, now i'll tell you. check it means when the orchestra plays and the conductor so stop, stop stop and says horns. give fani give me the notes. that's funny for you. here i am, well, still

a french horn. yes, there is a special state of mind there, that is, well, not everyone will understand, because you have to learn music first, so that in addition to these bass players there are also horn players. now he's going to beat me. it is an interesting tool, of course, but not for everyone. and you say you could be a jazz pianist. however, he became a singer. this is purely mercantile you had an interest in really being the main one, i.e. they being there, you know, well, uh, let's just say, i played all the instruments, but i graduated from the conservatory in jazz piano. that is, i graduated in berlin as a conservative jazz pianist and teacher, because my father really wanted me to become a jazz pianist. it was his dream and wanted to ask here. yes, i have been involved in music since childhood. that is, i did not choose, i sang since childhood already toured with a vocal instrumental ensemble. eh, then i

started playing drums, then i played guitar. i especially played pioneer, because every child in georgia needs to play the piano, if you want to perform, and of course, having tried all the instruments. i realized that it's cool when you sing, here, but i didn't have such great vocal abilities before, as children have now. here are the youth, which i call indigo children, uh, they have been singing there for 9 years, like like gods. it's just that i have some who believe that some kind of acceleration yes, it has passed and there is indigo, that is, well, more talented children in this. eh, let's say singing appeared. yes, that is, it appeared. maybe they started hearing music somewhere through musiciki, they had more internet , they know what to listen to. in this regard, too , a child, he constantly learns there and sings some kind of song from the cartoon there. well, it's so interesting there. of course not, and you decided and i

still wanted to sing, but i understand, apparently, dad realized that i didn’t have such great vocal abilities. i myself then developed to become a singer there. this is already a separate story. he wanted me to become jazz, and he led me into everything later, when we had already moved abroad. i went to all the cool jazz pianists. i have practiced. i studied 8 hours a day to enter the conservatory. i entered the conservatory, but my dream was still to become a singer and understandably, i wrote and all the pressure of my father and jazz culture. well agree jazz. it's the same. eh, let's say. well, compared to pop. e music is not for everyone. that is, it is not well, yes, absolutely, that is, well, people, first of all always like dislike always schlagernost there is even eh, i sorted it out there, when classical music is also right? oh, there is a huge number of works written by the same musicians and mozarts. bach is there, i don't know who.

well, all the same, there are hits that are remembered, yes, and there are some i will tell you that this is a symphony number something. it ’s generally why we remember the moonlight sonata, and there is some kind of passage there, in short, no. it 's the same in jazz, for example, in some way, so that some kind of melody becomes. eh, hit also in jazz. that is, it is generally very extremely difficult. you will agree with the story, because it is a complete improvisation. this is also improvisation. there is such an anecdote. you reminded me, just, uh, when u means, uh, some years there in the nineties, so they decided there. the boys took a walk, which means they ordered a restaurant, they ordered some kind of cover band there. well, it turns out that they flew in from another city, the flights were keeping them out of time. i don't know yet guys. i do what? are we without music or something, will we? so call? let's decide there, to whom there and there, it means to recruit some valera, listen valera and where is it ? solve the question, you, well, promised us a music

program, but i won’t do something, what should we do? i have some serious guys. there, in general, he says everything now and then there is. here is a jazz band, they play jazz, he says, yes, i don’t care what musicians play. come on, let them all come. well, what is it to amuse the people, well, what suckers, or what? well, that's all, jazz bands come, so this booze begins there, in general, there is a fat one. there are such boys. already drank well. yes come on, let's go out. so all the musicians are dressed, there are generally butterflies in tailcoats, there you know such polished pipes. they all start like that there, which means they play for 5 minutes 10, they all sit at the tables. here are the oldies. you know those 15 and then the older one can’t stand it so the pianist comes up. he pulls out 100 bucks, yes, and there. puts it in his pocket does not work. the anecdote

that jazz music is not for everyone is the same as they say about the singer playing three chords for a thousand people. uh-huh from a jazz musician plays a thousand chords for three yes, yes. well after all, by the way, such a nice observation, but then i led to what about that jazz pianist and singer seekers. i graduated from the conservatory, i already have a diploma. that is, it turns out. the commission met there. i still had inflammation of the middle ear. that is, i play right. uh, the orchestra is sitting. i play everything, i just played everything and i must. well, after this commission there is a discussion and the most important calls me and says, well, a tells you five for everything except the classics of the classics. something you don't

hear. i said i just got inflammation middle ear. he says, well, that's it, it's clear then a three for classics, five for jazz. but you say you just play great. come on, go to graduate school. i say "no. can i have a diploma? give me a diploma. i went i'll be a famous singer. i tell him, he tells me that yes, it was boiling. after that, that you spent 4 years with us played. no. he says, why am i telling you, and tell me such a thing. here tell me jazz trombonism. how many americans are they? not i'm 20 years old. i am already enrolled at 16:00 20 am already i was finishing and suddenly i had such an idea to tell my friend. how much do you get when you perform at a jazz club in the evening. he says, well, sometimes 150 euros sometimes. and this is, well, i still get 3,500 salaries there, but because i'm a professor at the conservatory, i

say, and if i want to receive 10,000 euros for a performance, a jazz musician says. well, if you become a great jazz musician, i say, well, that's it. may i go? well, it's understandable, but he nailed it. eh, you're right . i really wanted to be famous and so i understood that jazz, to unfortunately, such a narrow focus, well , it's difficult. yes, it's more difficult, but, but you tell me, please, uh, generally speaking about the fact that there are jokes, like musicians with a sense of humor. you worked with many artists and singers about the fact that someone sings badly out of tune, because there are a lot of jokes, for example, in the theatrical environment about the fact that there are bad actors. yes, there is a type or an actress, that is, about this. well , he jokes anyway, like, there is a man, he considers himself great there. and he's not very good. that's how stable the psyche of musicians is. well mine are fine. i can joke with my bass drummers and everything

is fine. especially this. you're the team you 're talking about. my a is, so i came, and the musicians are great, by the way, you know, the anecdote of the protrombani players is also normal. if you personally only know, you know when it hurts. that's when you're not even a joke. namely, when you put your soul into it. here i am, for example, doing an arrangement, doing it, sitting there for 2 months, well, it doesn’t matter, i’m sitting for a month, and i do it and then they tell you, you know, i don’t like anything, as if, why did you initially like everything. now i thought that i didn't like anything. everything i want to change everything hurts that the fact that the work has been done in vain. and when jokes are perceived by almost all musicians normally. unless, of course, you contact me personally. i say, you know what, uh-huh. well, here the anecdote is a bit like you. this is an artist. he just can't sing . i think then it will. and so er, so, of course, everything. normal jokes sit quietly, and that's it. it's okay, everyone gets it. tell, please, here's the hmm moment of humor, when

you imagine the musicians, yes, they are half of their childhood and youth. they suffer from their stroke all the time. well, how not to torment studies? yes, everything, no, they play everything to the limit of perfection, they grow in this level, then rehearse by others. that is, it is always some kind of closed, history. and of course, all these, like jokes, are born inside. i 've read about the fact that here is the concept of such a starling. yes it is. it literally translates as a joke. that is when hmm musical a musical joke sounds in the work, and then, when it is repeated several times there, then, as it were, this part of the sanato symphony is there, there, whatever it is, then, as it were, for knowledgeable musicians. oh, look, they put it here, like, funny, yes, please tell me yourself, but the concept of musical humor, yes, that is, it kind of develops somehow or vice versa, it

disappeared somewhere, but here i am uh, being among the musicians all this time, practically over the years i have never heard a normal musical joke. no joke, nothing somehow everything disappeared. really. now everything has gone anecdotes. this is the most classic joke. we are trying. here we pull it out again there and say. so for all to see. when you look there is a good joke genre, as well as musical jokes, yes, that is before. i just still remember. hmm, all these bands. that is, it was a time when, let's say, samples did not appear like that. yes, when everything alive was live music, yes, that is, uh , it doesn’t matter, there were some programs, concerts, all here are musicians. so they began to play especially. here are the tarchestras, because half of the music is there, for example, but wait a minute, this is, as a rule. these are exactly the orchestral themes , such cool ones, when, well, and there , just all these musical jokes. and why is it now going to no just, uh, too lazy to do it or the level, as it were, of the perception

of humor by musicians or they simply understand. and for whom? well, that is, what is the reason, and now almost everything goes to pop music. that is , if pop rap that's all youth music and it's jokes, as they used to be about musicians, it turns out now, and music is the one who sings this music, just one performer. and you can, for example, jokes. there, probably, there are about rappers about some kind of singers, but i haven’t heard for sure. already. here, i say for many years i have not heard jokes about bass guitarists, for example, it was about conductors that used to be the one who plays the art. there, for example, girls, everything has become unpopular, because it is popular. this is only popular music, and some jokes are probably composed there. here i am now i remembered one thing not about the popular one, when that's about the fact that i've been so many times. only worked for years. and, probably, the neighbors were all shocked when the father writes ads in the newspaper,

selling the piano, well, they call and says when you can pick it up only when the wife and child are not at home. that's right now i remembered something like this about me. uh, also played played ah. and he got up as a singer, yes, that is. by the way, well, you must admit, i'm sorry that i interrupted? i just want to let the audience down somehow. yes, as a rule, the jokes themselves. they to date situations really happen in life and actually some kind of incident, which is incredible, there a funny unexpected something ended. then it becomes a joke. here , maybe you remember some such. yes? one, remember my name. here you are me too. by the way, you often press besik, but in the world and here like brandon well brandon of course it will be strange that this is the king, but it just infuriates you guys. no, this is already history, but there is a story associated with this name. eh, already living in russia, i arrived.

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friends again. hello everyone vadim galygin brand & stone producer performer e together today we are talking about musical humor as part of the jokes podcast. i would like to ask , most, of course, some cases, uh, such uh, happen on tour, because it involves some kind of travel there, it means switching, because new people. well, such things. here. e, tell me please, what happened to you connected with such anecdotal activity. that's it with touring activities. and let's remember a lot was touring. i just want to bring to the fact that it is precisely in this

closed society, when there are, well, musicians, because for the audience there is a group of artists. hello that is, it’s this they are an idol, they are inaccessible, that is, they think that a person what he sings about and lives in life, that is, he has everything so, you know, how he perceives you as an organism , yes, together with his team there, and here it turns out that inside such things there is this drummer. maybe make a joke about it? that yes, well, as in any team, there is some sort of hierarchy, that's all. this, of course , spills over on tour, because drummers rest in different ways , singers rest in different ways, there and so on. hmm yes , especially drummers. for some reason, they like to ride separately from everyone. here we have a drum. i remember we, i, i'm on tour. here i look, the whole group is in the collection of the drummer. no, i say, where is he, where anton anton has already passed. everything sits stuck. i speak. why are you

separate from the team? yes, because i am a drummer, because i am a drummer. he hinders, that is, there is no secret. now can you reveal why? maybe this is a sign that if the drummer flies with the band they will play badly there, yes, for example, i don’t know about signs, but one thing i can tell you for sure drummers, especially those who don’t have a zone are always looking for, and new adventures have they are always more than all the girls. yes, yes, it's better that all girls fall for drummers. why do you know what they're watching? sometimes my team only has guys. i have such tall handsome guys all playing guitars from the saxophonist keyboard player, i'm on the keys, but i'm already singing everything in front and behind me there now i have sava and everyone after the concerts tell me, once they wrote to me in direct writes. you are so awesome. may i have your drummer's number? now that's an anecdote. yes, you guys, of course, are all handsome and you and you! well, please, here are the spittles, we really liked it, everyone

is trying there. now i understand, it's probably the musicians i specifically recruit into the group. yes, the frontman takes a scarier drummer, what is it? here, and all this is better, when the franchise is worth it is such a thing, which the drums close, and then it is generally closed, it is simply visible. it’s not audible, but i imagine, i very rarely, but twice in my life video, when the soloist is a drummer in a team, that is, uh, this one there was a case a very long time ago it was a cover band in sovetsk still times. where they meet and everything. imagine, he sits knocking and singing at the same time so well, such uh, such a voice still imitating, well, covers for all these singing guitars there are blue, birds and so on. in general, i don’t understand how to keep the rhythm generally in the song and and sing. yes, what about there? well , it's not that he was there, we went for a walk, and you know what happened, they sing there, you know, they still sing harmoniously there. there may be, therefore, that the drummers have some

kind of special, uh, skills that come with the girls. eh, they actually help. i have always had before, especially always had a problem with the drummer. i always needed a discreet drummer, so that he would not interfere with my singing discreet, because yes. there are drummers who are taken all the time they want louder and louder, and most importantly , they forget that they always play louder than the soloist himself in order to attract attention to himself so that all connections here are fenced off. yes, i'm here, yes , and i always say, you can turn it down, play it down. he says i can't play quieter. i say, as you do not know how to play, go. just play quieter when i sing. let's make my voice heard. and then, when you, i'll give you a solo, you'll agree, agree, again a concert oh again figachit. fig. i say that's enough, that's enough

i’m fired won’t play anymore, because the guys don’t say, of course, you have a cool musician, but the drummer, like, just killed, because he’s always louder friends, let’s find out, yes, what does it mean musical groups have their own hierarchy. there is even some kind of hazing of a kind there, i don’t know. and yes, there are some rules. that is, the drummer, it turns out, is the hero of all. eh, the girls actually found out, of course, what the mission producer just said, that in fact you can do jazz there for as long as you like piano, does the one who sings correctly still earn more? yes, but it's better to study, because you know, it helps a lot, so that later you can write songs. therefore, if you are already studying, study in order to tell, uh, some strange anecdote, but it just pushed me even when he was talking about the conservatory. i remembered, well, these old jokes about vasily ivanovich and the stove, when it doesn’t mean

they are sitting on a halt and the stove says vasilyeva ivanovich and here you are, well, how will it all end? this is all. here comes the award. and what do you do, in general, what do you dream of eating? i built a conservatory. he wow , this topic, of course, yes, i'll build a stove, and on the roof a machine gun is a machine gun. and why, well, in order not to steal canned food, so you promised me some strange anecdote to tell, that is, to emphasize that musicians are a little bit of such people. i didn’t remember all of them, he’s not strange, but georgian. that’s about abstractions. hearing, when my god before talking to the georgian conservatory. here's a child being led my child myself