well, now i have another one for me, just uh, they said that since, like, i'll iron my own shirt. you will never iron me, and they just don’t let me iron my things from a man , they don’t give me at all, he does it for himself. you just understand that i see a person stroking and understand. ooh this is a podcast 20 years later, after our bone mikhailov and ah, city 312 and iota today we remember 2006 as 20 years. excuse me, you just said 20 years, wait. that's how it depends, yes, time is accelerating very much, that is, it used to be. how old do you feel. the denier is still the same, as if it feels like it has slowed down somewhere. i asked almost everyone there is not a single person who told me as much as according to my passport. you know, and i began to approach my age. i will hit 44. that is, in a year. i'm a woman berry again, what is it, does anyone know? tell me, yes, this is

when there are berries in the buttocks, but berries? ah well. yes, there is something else. this is the second wind in life. second wind. yes, well, in short, here, i have it now, because that i now know what the crisis of forty is, so someone here, so to speak, from those present here knows what it is to work busy, crisis, 40 guys this is a powerful thing - it's very hard. it's you, when you face right here one on one with what you have worked out and there is something, without embellishment at all and well, if there are no relatives nearby. who will tell you something good, in principle, horses can be thrown away with a hoof. and in this there is nothing terribly terrible in this, that is, it passes. each of us is just in one or covered you in some way. no, i didn’t cover at all, not at thirty, nor at 21, they probably had a crisis of three years. i really don’t remember this, but at 40 i was directly fucked,

and it was wonderful, comrade. now, if someone from the audience , so to speak, is just approaching this milestone, i want to say that everything is ahead of you, and it's really cool, because when you exit this state, it's such a thrill, you know? i will stay, in general, you are still young and beautiful, and the fool is already less this divine state. by the way, yes, i wanted to say about this that i watched your video string. uh, for a minute you look. it's just gorgeous there, just like you looked in 2006. he, maybe even tastier already. this is for gourmets and the song for a minute gained about three million views, there were immediately 1.5 million per day in telegram 1.5 million. yes, that is, there was a resonance, of course, it was crazy months ago. you know what's most amazing about the song itself? i wrote in a calendar morning. the next day

the recording was made the recording was made, but maybe six hours at the most. that is, they put some kind of camera there and two takes , in fact, two takes, that is, the shooting took half an hour, and i rushed further on the air, this, apparently, it was supposed to be done from above for 7 months. and look, the song is made absolutely not according to the laws. hit, it's not a hit tune. she has non-hit army words, which i disturb in the best traditions against, yes. here's an amazing thing. and now you had to go through the crisis of forty in order to write 110. that is, now you feel different or all the same utah 2006, of course, another person. you understand? in general, we are so arranged that we always deny ourselves of the past. that is, it seems to us that in the past we were there, well, we didn’t quite

understand something. there were fools there , everyone had their own parsley. uh, but uh, what does what need? well, what does the crisis of forty teach? yes , for example me, but competently arrange crosses. here i am great. and here i am doing well, but there everything turned out there were just forty such points, not a single one, that is, somehow i somehow never really thought much about what i do, why i do for whom i do and uh how right? this all covered one mother, that is, we can say that in my crisis of 40 i was born , if not according to my passport, 43-43, no, wait, the most fun, you feel like 43. no, i feel myself now, come on close to forty and danger, 43. yes, according to my passport, i am 43 more than the first person of my approximate first age

in my acquaintances. first. yes, yes, everyone stopped somewhere around 30-35 right. that's what i thought too. and now i realized that let me tell myself, in the end, the truth. me like this like it and okay. can you imagine how you and i will talk at 50? yes, i represent, because i'm already saying no. it's impossible. so everyone closed the topic of age, otherwise here in the same cube the refusal will be 30 years. after some bullshit, okay, but come on, as it happens. and so-so, this is exactly 30 mom. what are you? we switch, look what a beautiful man, and there are the audience. we have this podcasts 20 years later on channel one with you kostya mikhailov yuta and aigur 312 with you not a single duet, they didn’t figure it out that way at all. a well, i, i just do it, you wait, i will reach my peasants, wait a minute. i’m playing a song right now. there’s a beautiful one, and it’s in a major key

, and there are like, well, you can do it for me. there are a couple of minors no passers. yes, it will be more normal for you there, everything is moreover, and the tone is good, i am the sun, in short, i always say, yes, this is a historical moment, you agreed. today at the end of the clue is weak 20 years later, the song i'll stay city 312. at the end of the tunnel, the bright light of a blind star

soles on dry foliage left traces. more beat under the skin, let me be more, maybe i won't come back, or maybe i'll stay with you. with hell i will remain a flame in your hands, the breath of the wind. left there is a bright light at the end of the tunnel, and i walk

along the elevated grass, then it turns. i may not return anymore, or maybe i'm with you in the eyes of your hands and the wind.

and where the lip is full of wind in drag

good night friends. this is a podcast of jokes for everyone who does not sleep. again. good night, yes, well, for those who, wait, but i'm right. what's my camera , that's all. i'm just here for this light for sure, i seem to know that a plane is landing on me, as if you know kamaz is definitely coming. i mean, you're like that, that's not my question. you work for someone. yes, say such a backlight on the rink, when you ride, look, okay, let's do it again. let's get started with this podcast of jokes. i'm glad some people are suffering. uh, insomnia in a good way. and this time will be spent with us. i have

wonderful guests in my studio , connoisseurs of joke keepers, people who know how to tell jokes, and i am happy to i will introduce them to you - mikhail politseymako and valeria syutkin, that is, an actor, a singer, a composer , not a singer. you just know, now lately there are a lot of different guises for different people. that is, as if you forget to call there some very important definition that he is still at that moment also a blogger, for example, and all people, then they are offended. well i hope you don't see. and i also like it when they say, there, uh, an actor. e, tv presenter winner of the crystal drop award. well, you see how now we will begin to enumerate with us galaxy i want to start a conversation. you know

what, uh, in the current realities, they still say, yes, well, a joke, what is it? yes. this is somehow not fashionable. moreover, it is old-fashioned. that is. well, some people say it’s not just that young people and girls are some kind of direct skeptics today. here the youth says, do you want a joke? i 'll tell you a joke, if you don't want a joke. i mean, it just became a joke. just a joke. yes , such a short, uh, joke like a meme , you know, well, yesterday there or or do you want a joke opens and reads to you with the help gadget, in our childhood. remember gadgets. it was an appeal. e to the person who carries you are such a completely different meaning, and my daughters do it differently, they don’t tell a joke, they say. dad , look, cool, yes, well, yes, read something to tell to play. maybe this reflects, as it were, the reality in the sense that, in particular, the youth. yes, she stops

communicating with each other earlier. to be honest, let's say, well, my childhood is there . youth is there further e in the yard. yes, when everyone they were going to be like, uh, not that cool, as they say now, the youth was generally, well, it’s cool to tell a joke vying. yes, i'm not. listen, i'm tired. yes, i knew everyone there, everyone knew how to tell, and this was a means of understanding. you understand how you loved for free and counted in your mind. here is the generation, that is, the girl had to be impressed. you were not supposed to read from the phone, but to tell about the memory from the heart, that is, to prove yourself, and now, just about the girl, to impress. two options as far as i remember this is when you know how to play at least a few songs on the guitar, that is, there in the company. yes bravo band i played the guitar in the yard. i told you about it. i got

everything from the beatles and our polish heroes back then were really like that, that is, well, the guitar, that is, you don’t know how to play. goodbye, but i know a joke. and then for there was such an option in sports there were those guys who, uh, pulled themselves up or something from the bar, could they portray it already, yes, but basically at all times i’ll say this more all the best. if for your answer all the best performers, whether it be classical music or frank sinatra for example, or carusa. it's not exactly the greatest vocalist. this is the greatest storyteller, because the song it's like you, what you wanted to tell, here you know how to tell. that's it, listen, you don't know how to tell, the ideal solfeggio, high, low notes do not take everything, so it seems to me that the joke is still such a safety of communication precisely from eye to

eye from the mouth. mouth and what you want to convey, of course, and show, as it were, degrees and your you can already tell with your erudition of emancipation, by the way, about this . eh, now you understand. why as they say dear, the spoon remembered a joke for dinner, and the joke that is there, there are two of them out of this joke, this is the great yuri nikulin yes, who was also the keeper of jokes. uh, and uh, his club there is a white parrot, so the story is next uh, there is such an anecdote. i'll tell it to you now, so, uh, the company is sitting. well, that is, in some kind of vector there, for example, there in the nineteenth, which means, yes, we are cavaliers there. well and that means, uh, they’re sitting and, uh, the new man in this company is just some kind of hussar , he was introduced there, please, he’s passion there and everything is there, yes, and that means he got into the company in this, they sit in a circle and just 244 all

ha-ha-ha there 78, and like everyone else, they laugh, and it means that he asks his friend, too, there is some kind of officer there. fuck, tell me, please, what is happening, he says, you know, all these people are all, this is society. we love jokes. we love so love and so often we gather together we tell each other jokes that already, well, as if everyone knows them by heart, and that it will not be repeated for a long time. we simply remember them and numbered them. here, let's say. here now, look, here is the thirty-second there. ha-ha-ha, he says, this is a very funny anecdote. i'm like, i'll tell you later. he says, you are there, well, that 's how you got used to it, and at some point there is such a deathly silence and a lady next to him gets up, sitting slapping him once, gets up and leaves. he is sitting. just says what happened at a friend says, listen well, bro, we are we we do not tell vulgar jokes in betrayals. well, here's an old joke. you are

for sure. you know what he came up with. eh, nikulin, he came up with two sequels. that is , this anecdote means, and everything is the same beginning. uh, this, well, the newcomer. this man says, there, 147. complete silence is just dead, and he just looks at everyone and suddenly avoids saying, listen, well, don't be upset. there are just people who know how to talk. and this and well, another third option. it's already a joke when you die there 210, yes, and again the silence of the grave. he says, well, listen, well, do not tell funny ones. yes, it was very important. uh, all the jokes in the company are what i told. here comes the association. you told, so a short on this topic is at the door.

you know, let's give such a jewish anecdote correct and coloring, because this is how odessa is told, his homeland, lawyers of a man's funeral. he says i don't believe you left us. i refuse to believe it behind comrade, let those who pass. please, but by the way speaking of national flavor. yes, in jokes it is very important. yes, uh, to itself here is this short story. yes, e did not affect some really quite like that. uh, well, let's say some ethnic issues. that is, from an offensive point of view. i mean, that is, jokes. you need to be able to tell, as it were, but also listen to them, because there were a lot in soviet times. remember the jokes were about the chukchi. yes, that is , in general, how did it happen? what, apparently, the development of these lands and so on, meteorologists went, there are some there, uh, drillers and so forth were laying bam there and

so on and so forth. that is, some of these cold ones. uh, well, some kind of siberian ones, that is, these here appeared, uh, jokes about chuk, what is there? well, who lived there to the south and so on. everything is in our time. now they will be in the felt at all not to meet. yeah, i can't even remember any of them. and i why why now, in the winter , i always remember this anecdote. this means that e is coming, that means a large settlement is coming, that means chubchik to his shaman. he hi-yay-yay there with this, so the tambourine is there, so something is conjuring the whole deer paw beats this tambourine. they come, they say shaman, please tell me, here is the winter, cold is coming, it will store a lot of brushwood or all the same. we'll make it there somehow, but it's not so cold, and like, everything will be fine. i think i will say that the winter will be warm. she will be cold brushwood. no, they will freeze, in general, there will be more claims against me. and

there i will say that they will be cold, well, they will collect a lot of tail. well, warm, but less will remain. maybe then, as it were, in the spring and such ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, i’ll say that the cold will be very ah-ah-ah-ah-ah such, in general, the spirits say that the winter will be fierce, in general , collecting a nightmare. a lot of brushwood, they rushed about everything. they ran out there, so bobin put aside for a deer paw and i think, in fact, what kind of winter it will be, i’ll go to meteorologists, i’ll ask once about the skis. everything went. so he comes there, so this yurt is standing. there is a yaranga. this is how he comes to a comrade meteorologist. so oh great. shaman yes hello tea will be like that, but there you took tea, why did you come? he says fellow meteorologist. a say this year, what kind of winter will be cold there, like or there, or what kind of one says, i don’t know such a chulcha for a long time, it will be a very cold winter this year. he says very much, well, thanks there for everything that his comrades said. and

how and how do you know, this is me, well, how would i have spirits there, everything is there, such a tambourine. he says, yes, very simply, come here through the window. while you see that in general they collect a lot of brushwood, it means that it is very cold. yes, we are not the only ones. very northern people, remember the era of total shortages, when especially appreciated, uh, any items , uh, consumer goods from czechoslovakia from the german democratic republic of this wall by that time, here are kochev boots, there is nothing, says i need a toilet , says they speak german, german. there is, not german means. well , let's give him two sticks, just two sticks and instructions, he reads the instructions. and what does that say? read on one rely that the wind did not blow away so, and the second volkov was

always a huge number of jokes, that is jewish theme, there and so on and so forth, because there are many and good storytellers. yes , and very much as if people perceive it all, well, everything, they perceive. yes, and, accordingly, there were colorful jokes, there were also about breasts. tyumen radio, which has become a separate story there. yes, there are armenian jokes stirlitz chapaev and petka, not i mean. now. i'm talking now, just about all sorts of national things. but partly anecdotes, of course, but it was special when it was in soviet times. remember there when they joked what kind of anecdote can be given there for some years. yes, it's funny, like a joke. well, somewhere in the seven there they began to talk there for 12 years, yes, which went there, then there in the kitchen. that's all they said, but it's still here. uh, how would people continue to do this. yes, this is how things have changed. what do you think, right now? uh,

it began to change openly, that is, when in soviet times there, uh, these times were told , these things are always preserved anyway. in principle, this is like an example of jewish and everything is some kind of short guru i consider him my guru. i'm not zhvanetsky always talking to me. anyway, it's always like that. valera love everything short concert performance book anecdote course of treatment everything is short so all this characterizes such abramovich and how did you meet your wife here? i don't blame anyone for anything. here is such an intonation of a joke and immediately you understand these short ones. i really like medical jokes, when the doctor makes my head spin, and i see a music museum. hello everyone, big threw shulgi him to read the son comes to his father, says dad, what is incompetence and indifference.

he says, i don't know shit about him, but about the musical uh, well, one of the most, probably, the oldest when, well, friends are going to one says, and i won't go to the whopper with you. tonight says why are you the premiere? well, he tells me yesterday rubinovich drank, and that's nonsense. and this, as soon as. eh, my favorite topic after all - this association gave you clinging to some detail. she immediately works your memory, and he crashes. when e speaks to the company of men yesterday he took his wife, she got into a cult, he says, no, the warning is eugene onegin , the hall is full of slag and that means the jew leans towards the neighbor, he says. no, i see

. please forgive me, but the lena jew, no, not a jew. excuse me, but the nanny is jewish. yes, yes, jewish, bravo nanny is one of the best in recent times. i'm stating a fact, really good jokes. yes, and even just the number of jokes that people now tell when they meet has dropped a lot, really. so this fact is everything. here, you understand? here for these gadgets, you paid attention. yes, any family dinner. that's how you look from the outside all this birthday. it's the same holidays. and big holidays. here comes the event. our lenochka is there, dear half of the guests happy anniversary. this is how valery syutkin sings all the other time, there you don’t immediately dance right away on the phone. this will help us all.

it seems to me that in the theater you can do this intelligently, before saying that you do not use the phone. change because this is a real case, it did not happen to me. one of my friends went to portugal and there national art. fadug is a dance that is a mixture of flamengo, portuguese chanson and flamenco elements. in general, he observes and began to film what was happening on the phone. suddenly, the owner of the establishment says so, don’t take off, he raises his head like that, usually in such people, karabas-barabas , so that everyone understands alex is such a terrible person fighting for in films about the mafia, he knows his face, go- he says this, don’t take it off, and suddenly a smile breaks into his face . yes, do not shoot here, showing the heart most of all. and so, it seems to me that from such a tube transmission, of course , more over the past few years, a better

anecdote. eh, in my opinion. he directly about our meeting today about our life comes to event agencies, a rich jew, and they say, we need a barbitsu holiday, but not one that was casual and well-family. and so the entire world press wrote that we were the coolest holiday made by the agency, you came to the address, we are the coolest, how do you like this barmisu at the north pole. he says yes, you were in the south and you were in africa give mega ideas to me says, well, there is one. well, it's very expensive very expensive we are interested in, come on. iss space barmi on the iss, the ships of elon musk and joseph benzos are throwing guests into orbit with our more powerful rockets on the ground. i throw in an alcoholic snack and my favorite place in the joke and the musician is also having a party up there. everything

is walking, the world press is space barmitsev. for the first time in history. jews come to pay extra for unforeseen expenses. very sad silently pay extra money to the agency. is there something wrong no, everything is fine, the world press sometimes to you . no complaints. but, to be honest, you know we won't like it, as much as we didn't like it. why? well, how do you say? do you understand? there is no atmosphere. it seems to me that the anecdote retains a real atmosphere, such a friendly one, continuing the conversation about what character is. yes, there are characters. and i don't even understand. why exactly were they worthy? yes, it’s understandable, there babkin played chapaev there, that is, such a movie character appeared, vasily ivanovich when else there and for some reason they added more when other actors were needed. yes, that is, so that

there is such a complete corpse, then yes, yes, yes, this is a video, yes, well, there were a huge number of different works. yes, and what happened then well, i'm talking about cinema, yes, and about some kind of classic there works. why do some become, yes, there are heroes of jokes, and others no why. e lieutenant rzhevsky - these are the heroes of jokes. yes, there is natasha rostova there, moreover, they are somehow together all the time there, somewhere like this, make a reservation. but uh, there are no others. why don't chuck and huck don't there were such characters there, why goosebumps and gena are so many very talented there? no , i need to somehow, for example, cheburashka and gena . and why is it good that the chuvash genes are a favorite anecdote, when it means cheburashka comes and tells gena to us there that he gave oranges for the holiday. here are 10 pieces for each pool, says wait. and how does this thing work? how is it for everyone, maybe

for everyone? he says gena, don't start, that 's your eternal whining. why what, how i ate my families no, but i don’t remember, the beginning joke. i remember the end to me very always. he was amused that gena was always saying something to cheburashka and saying, cheburashka, can you hear me? gena look at me, how can i not hear that something is going on there, it's cheburashka. well, anyway. uh, continuing here, genes and cheburashka became, and the wolf became a hare, yes, that is, well, also there, as if they still have a forest for this. here are a lot of anecdotes. that's it about the forest. here is the grace. and for some reason, here are the heroes of some works of stirlitz's cinema. that's why it was such a powerful, let's say , cinematic event for sure. yes, but just so much so that a hero appeared, there this one , you know, what he brought in was not even an anecdote.

and the way you treat it. i'm a genre right there , let's say stirlitz became a spore frame. remember? yes, it was the debut of the romanian scout. and that's it. okay , they also began to come up with jokes about the stilts, which have nothing to do with the germans. i remember in the nineties they told me, for some reason , in general, everyone laughed. i'll listen to the logic of the joke. stirlitz walked along the gas tank to him head fell egg mmm. that's because the ingenious, remember well there, uh, in addition to the film itself, the reception, uh, so it seems to me that the black-and-white picture is the most trustful. that's what i knew. yes, this is additional information. this is a completely new scenario plan, because uh, uh, by the way, from

gadgets. it's just that time is changing, it would have been cutting, what stirlitz noticed from the window of the barrel, he closed the window and the barrel disappeared. yes, some funny stuff. well, for a long time i went for mushrooms out of season, i thought and ran away. with the question yes, let's think about why this does not happen today. why do such really, uh, some kind of events in terms of cinematography appear? why are there no jokes about avatars there, for example, about some why not? uh, about some new cartoon characters and some smeshariki have already appeared. there , and so on and so forth, maybe not all the time, or is it still a degradation, in general,

of the state itself. well, as it were, absolutely, well, this is at the level of laziness. here is an absolutely perfect example. uh, noticed the time is gone, uh , time to work on what you are here we are meaning to do this, you must immediately issue a short when the musicians. uh, today new ones appear, i say, come on guys, i'll help you how to make a song. i say, yes, there was no better repost and more and more likes more likes, well, less work on the fact that hmm this should sound somehow. maybe it's not a matter of work, but a state of mind, maybe it's just that people have become squeezed somehow, because look, here, again, he doesn't blame anyone for anything. there in gadgets, there and so on. well, such a given. yes we are became slaves of this box. yes, that is , an adult wakes up first of all , this phone climbs there, but look, it seems to me that people have stopped visiting. here,

well, they began to walk less often, because of this, as a result. yes, they began to communicate less . uh, including, but funny stories, when they tell here in this world and such a short genre as they are a year is born, maybe all the same. uh, well, through our podcast here. yes, we will try somehow. uh, well, not like knocking out for people. yes, but still, suggest not to forget not to forget. here, uh, it's a good time to visit there to invite guests. tell jokes by telling. look at the stories that funny things happened to them and from here, can and will be born. this is something new, as it were, because, by the way, i think that this remains in musical groups and in the theater, because even when you work, because this is a collective, the concept of a collective. yes, here i suddenly come, and young artists tell me jokes that my dad still tells when the director collects, uh, the corpse and says, so

look. the play was bad. the artists at the rehearsal poorly rehearsed booze booze. little money was given for the performance. and the performance turned out to be bad, nothing changes firewood podcast jokes, moving on the same positive note of the finale. i did not go to our program, so that the audience still had hope for more and more talented programs, and not the one that we built today, although it is in my opinion. it turned out very, naturally, like a joke. well, at least we are very sincerely open we talked, tried to somehow embrace the immense. but nonetheless. we are not familiar. i have a question for you: you rested in sochi in the sixty-eighth year. well, how many years ago was that? well, who, but if i have a file cabinet, if you're interested,

i'll take a look now and i'll answer you. yes, i'm wondering now for a second the file cabinet of the sixty -eighth year, and in what month in august? yes , i rested here it is written rested. yes? tell a man, sochi during the holidays. you had a meeting with a girl galina how do you say, yes? who remembers something? years? how long has it been? well, let's go, i'm in the filing cabinet. if you need it, please, yes, yes, natasha was among the other booths. tell me, in august 68 in sochi, with this girl galina, you have a fucking intimate relationship with who? well, you basically need to know that yes, you need to know well, i'll look at the cardboard. so yes, there were, yes, so i'm her husband and i strongly dislike it , don't boil, don't boil, krutyak, look, i also have it written. i liked this one really know, huh? well form, i don't even know, uh, what do you have

ask the respect of the audience, but did you pass it or, on the contrary, wanted to sleep, and most importantly, that after our program, after this nightly podcast, you would have a good mood. tell jokes. collect jokes. and we will try to keep it. uh, together with you them for posterity. good night. see you again. bye.