here you are joking. lord not so painstakingly started the reaction you seek is laughter. this is my main weapon. yes, we were just talking about music, but urievsky is what you heard. that's where i'm the main one, i often hear a song in english , for example, a language, i really like it, it's a very cool song, but if you listen to the lyrics, it's most often banal and you might think, well, you even need such a banal text, but song you're still cool, but if you sing in russian, then all this is a dead song. it's her, it's so not works. and therefore, that is, we hear this language, we speak it, we understand it, and therefore, if you are already writing a song in this language, then it will be kind to write , that. that's what i heard in the author's song. now come on, then together with the audience. we will say. wow, when we listen. the next song will be

sadness. and will not know. what are you waiting for? i will kiss you little. will you think it's raining? life going through its unimaginable stages to sing

you will think that he is playing. there will be questions. nobody will answer. i will hug you girl. and you will think that a strong wind. cut off leave the creation in the sun i'll be next to you.

suddenly the eternal throne i will pray for you, dear you. you will think that you are just lucky. i will pray for you, honey. will you

think? oh, well, here it is necessary, of course, you still have to tell you, it was my personal observation that i saw not gossip that as soon as the urievskikh performs somewhere in a concert, then in the back of the hall you will definitely find incredible beauty of short stature, but a very beautiful girl. she stands and bears straight eyes. this is his wife. i don't remember what her name is? i only remember that look, that one, well, we won't write anything. this is too ideal, because okudzhava recommends us. so, here the load always coexists with love, that you are here family, go

feel it, it was also not always, for sure, they began to write. only when i quote you already another on wheels, love many years ago in saratov for sure, and i must say this is the song, i wrote it in saratov and the other is not even something yes. this is an anthropology podcast on channel one, its host dmitry dibrov, our guest is a neo-bard, vasilevsky well , now the theater please tell me how the bard author's song the theater is rather leaving along with that very stellar generation, even several generations, for whom it was both air and water. well, the russian people lived inside the theatrical sphere, and today what can be seen from uh, from the stage of taganka, there are a lot of us. there is much more in the hall than it was during the pandemic, when there was this chess seating, but people

go around petrovich you played. no, i didn't stop you play, but not on a permanent basis, but we have , as they say, a baptism of fire, everyone must go through the master and margarita i also went through. i replaced yuri nikolaevich, in my opinion, smirnov. this is a cat. no, he plays the director. boil something that comes to him in the morning, and he just said from a hangover, get up or we would say shoot you for everything. here yuri nikolayevich plays him, and just the same , in my opinion, after the pandemic, he was sick and said, come on, for about a month i played a young actor under the arches of taganka. there is not such a feeling that my great countryman dr. chekhov, she recalls widowhood

in bebel's new film, which reproaches all the following husbands for the virtues you lack , the young generation. alive. and here we are with our nipples. but bortnik yeah, here are the older generations together, yes, how they played no, there is no such thing, in fact, i don’t know , god forbid that it be like this everywhere, but we have some kind of team that’s just magical, i think that i really lucky. i remember, i came to me all this i was about a year or two. i went to the theater, you won't believe that i work there. and what everything about it is so yes, yes, i came from saratov like that. and this is taganka and but i always do, let's come, you 'll probably pour some tea and tell and tell all sorts of stories there, just like there, what happened. and now petrovich told me about one, of course , vysotsky and it was clear. that's what some jealousy is when he left to give

concerts, it's clear that it kept him, but he didn't love his beloved this part of vysotsky's life. this is what he thought, not that he said it openly, but it was clear how he refers to it through. here they sit. well , of course, we make art here. and you have a song there do you have such a feeling today after all. you are gaining momentum of fame every day, just like bart, i will say bard. although even for urievsky. perhaps we have to find something more precise definition of the prefix. neo is unexpectedly agreed neobab. eh, it's in conflict. it's a calling with the one in me not. well, at first i get asked a lot of questions. so all the same theater or garbage. i'm in well , naturally. i also asked myself, but i i said to myself that i do not want to find the answer to this question. and i don't want to choose.

well, at least as long as i think that if this happens, i somehow felt that something from this would go away on its own, as it were, and there is no playwright to write, such a play would be needed even especially for you, so that the guitar would be in this song, and in one performance i still sing. e your news, but the playwright. eh, vampilov didn't write for me. yes, not for me, but uh, there is the eldest son, even there silva u in the film boyarsky yes, he is with a dotted guitar changed the story and we have with the guitar busygin a and it's me, yes, that's it. we intertwined five, i don’t remember six of the old songs that i had and took them, of course, i wrote a couple of songs, it seems to me, as organically as possible. well, that's how it goes, thank you. god with success is always on the small stage. there are only 100 people and the hall is always

full and everyone leaves in tears. eh, well, with a smile. come on don't stray far from this musical calling to the next song next song. i have prepared, which characterizes me. musical e, clown eccentric eccentric yes, and i have such a thing, such a straight la-la, i won’t show it to anyone. you have a spider cockroach, but you never will. here is the same thing, and i have such a thing, just such a la-la, i won’t show it to anyone. every month you pay a pillow, but you will never save up for the same little thing, and i have such a little thing , i’ll show you points, but still you

write like a fool. i'll come and tell you. it’s even hot all the time, something else they don’t know that everyone is very nervous, and i don’t care at all he just has me knocking. it's just like that. la-la-la, i won’t show anyone, and you clap, don’t clap on your own experience. discover the secret thing, either there or it

isn't, an interesting work with the rhythm of a russian phrase. vasya is very interesting. we complain all the time that the russian language is ill-suited for the rhythmic forms of music-making for the bruise for rock and roll. still, we have long words. we are still hissing. and you don't feel it, it's great. you , uh, you play very much, i love him very much, therefore, of course, here in english here they are somehow lucky. uh, every time i'm amazed that each word is almost 11 words, and in russian it's like this, but when i heard, uh, the friday group, which, like how

they scribbled it all and me. i just need a new planet to open up and i realized that 's it. that's how i want it, and for me it was too and on the one hand there was an author's song, and then, here's friday with this. here, too , everything was a guitar and for some reason that's all. so it's swinging. i realized that here i want it to be, as it were, an author's song, so that it rocked it. it's like that's what he says. well , of course, and i have it seems to me. the next song i want to sing, which i almost always finish my concerts. she is also so lyrical and it seems to me that everything in her is the most ideal. i even once sang at the grushevsky festival already. well, that is, i am there, you are still there, of course, it will be separate, we will break away from the roots. yes, i will tell you about grushinsky now this song. i sang on stage. it's understandable, mm, after and one evening in

some camp, with someone, we'll go to us at the table. there is nowhere. there it was uh, they have. well, the table wasn't exactly like a campfire on the ground. no, there was a table and they brought me there, and there is a person sitting there, 15 whom i don’t know at all, here, and then i was already slowly gaining some kind of popularity at the festival and still poured that very vaunted sharp. well, yes. well, who's okay, but there are already all such uncles, but great lovers. in the author's song versed here to me. well , come on, then i sang a song called the whole world in the palm of your hand. i sang it, and there, in general, rap. and here he is alone, who is most of all, i watched it like this, then he says, it seems strange, it seems like some kind of rap, but the song is good, let's have a drink

with it somehow, what happens, it's time to sing it. yes, it's saturday, even though tuesday i like to sit on the balcony with my elbows. i remember , rock-deep, they will drive the whole world in the palm of your hand . i got out everything. there behind this i know there is a field exactly. i saw him through binoculars. it is huge. and why do you need to go there behind this field or drive it on a bike? the main thing is that parents do not recognize, and there, behind this field, lies simply the world, after all, i

plan to see everything and i will definitely break out. you just need to be good. i will do my homework. i'll take out the trash. i will wash the dishes, and then, where the mountains of the river are waiting, they ate. i will definitely come to them with sandwiches in my briefcase. during the day i will look at the clouds, and at night i will not get lost at the cosmos. i have my dad's compass. tau boy eyes mi slarika from you he said. can it would be, of course, to invite my older brother with me. but i don’t think that he will go,

he is unlikely to stick out all the time. there, in this institute of his own, he says it's boring, but there is nowhere to go from this horror. but i'm not going to do what i don't want to. i will always do only what i want, i will not complain about my hard fate. and if something goes wrong, i'll come up with something in adulthood , they say a lot of difficulties. well, let me be very patient, i have achieved my goal and i will definitely see the ocean of the colosseum pyramid, i will have house, and the house will be full of friends. mom, dad, brother, everyone will live with me. i know nothing like this will happen to us, but just in case, i will learn karate to protect them and even the worst hooligans will beg, but for mercy, if you met that boy.

i could look into his eyes, if he saw the river, where did you go, so that he would say, and around the house there will be trees and flowers, but like a garden, but you don’t need to plant anything, the flowers will be the best. every day i will collect and give dasha from fifth b. she will be so beautiful, her hair is a beaded dress. she won't talk about it there. it is too early for her to become this, but i have already decided everything. she will become my wife. why is she? ask because there are others, but i see clearly in comparison with dasha all the other girls. it’s just that i’m painted fools, yes, i see him, only you’ll give her, and the smart one is kind, and she lets me

write off my homework, granny says everything will come down like water off a goose. no, grandma, i'm getting married and don't divorce me from others. you don't have to have five or 90 of them. i love dasha. it's easy if would have met that boy, look into his eyes, i saw the river brought in, so that he would say. tuesday i like to sit on the balcony with my elbows, yes, i remember a trifle, they will drive the whole world into the palm of the hand

the whole world into the palm of the old pond. the whole world in the palm of your hand, here you are, the audience drove us into a nostalgic mood. everyone had something like that and everyone was such a boy or girl, it's autobiographical, it's maximum. yes, and who is your dad, he has nothing to do with the creative profession, dad worked at some thermal power plant , mom mom worked at a factory for 30 years,

technical glass. in saratov there is a factory of technical glass, which made everything probably, what can be made from glass, glassware , chandeliers for cars, glass, and so on. i have an older brother. he is a journalist. in general, until now, dear friends, to tell those who deliberately dwell on one child and think that by doing so he is doing him good, the way everything is better. get this only child will have to be shared. he is the happiest, because from his older brother he receives a bass guitar , flared jeans, and, of course, an older brother, very approach to the girls it was, well , i didn’t learn to get acquainted with the girls, but the music we are wings together, as if we were discovering the world of rock music. no, no more battles. first there was nirvana of course ah. that was

right there was heavy music nirvana then metallica then all the pultura was and then we decided a little, we bought a book where the anthology is. well, in general, all the rock bands of history, there and so on, and we are by description. eh, they understood that, probably, this is what i want to hear, and then we went to me to some kind of saratov humpback. and do you have this and there we are exactly which album is recommended there we bought black sabbat. e deep purple and everything that made parents. so it can be quieter. it's quieter to do here, you can not listen to this coffin for some reason. i don't know how they endured anything either. although i have. well, just like the nirvana bands came to me exactly, when even when it should come, apparently i was 13, in my opinion or 14 years old, and in the summer i opened the window of the tape recorder to the fullest and put on some most terrible song, where it ’s just even where he just yells and there is nothing i

as you know, he lives here. here is a person who listens to this kind of music, and not what you have there, and this was the nineties. everyone there was listening to other music the time you told your parents you were going to be actors. they told you, then put such a student here, because lawyers always live best of all. here you put the actors in the law school, wherever you want, even though the clown was like that, there was no such thing either . somehow, of course, they understood that vasya would go, of course, they saw in me. with aspiration , that's what it is, but seriously not much treated. and when i finished school, and i ended up pretty bad. i would have some. well, he certainly wasn't perfect. at best, i had almost all fours, but sometimes one other three slipped. they spoke, with such assessments. you will not go to a normal university and they will take you into the army. and you won’t survive there at all, so you

need to be told to go to the culinary school. oh my god , because you will receive a chef diploma and you will go to the army as a cook. you will already be kitchen. and this is a different attitude towards you. there already you will cut that's all and i think so, well, mom, as you say, i went to culinary entered. and it was not difficult there, because with my level of knowledge. i was a genius there, i did it easily, but then i unlearned for 2 1/2 months and we came to the meeting to see what was going on there from other parents. and then she asked me a question. and you generally like it there, and i told her no, and they sent me back to school. it was after ninth grade. returned back to school and graduated from the tenth or eleventh, and when my parents told me that you know, then we tried to participate in our fate somehow send you something there, but now he

does whatever he wants. and i saw. i entered the university. i took english courses. i wanted to go into journalism. actually , too, and saratov state and i began to take exams there. i passed one, and the second , uh, i didn’t come to the second, because in parallel. i, uh, gave the documents to the theater, for some reason they took me there, although i i remember myself. i wouldn't take myself. well, you 're crazy, probably, the future also determines your present, as well as the past is it's an old samurai qua- well, okay. and now we are here. we would still like to listen to something else at the next and thank you for your attention to the anthropology podcast on the first see you again. problems from worries jump jump from hood to hood, run, run, hippopotamus,

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hmm yum good night friends. this is a podcast of jokes for everyone who does not sleep again. good night. yes, wait, but i'm right. what kind of camera is mine? that's all. i just need these colors. i seem to know that a plane is landing on me, as if you know kamaz is definitely coming. that is, you this is not my question. who are you working for? okay, let's start again. this is

a podcast of jokes. i'm glad that some people suffer from insomnia in a good way. and this time will be spent with us. i have wonderful guests in my studio, connoisseurs of lovers , keepers of anecdotes, people who know how to tell them, and i will be happy to introduce them to you, this is mikhail the policeman. actor singer composer not a singer well, you just know, now lately there have been a lot of different guises for different people. that is, you will forget someone, there you can name someone there very much an important definition that at that moment he is also a blogger, for example, and that’s all. people then get offended. well, i hope you don't carry no. and i also like it when they say, there, uh, an actor. e,

tv presenter winner of the crystal drop award. well, you see, now we will start listing galaxy with us. i want to start a conversation. you know what, uh, in the current realities, they still say, yes, well, a joke, what is it? yes. this is somehow not fashionable. moreover, it is old-fashioned. that is. well, they say some are not just young people and girls. a some straight skeptics of the present time. here the youth says, do you want a joke. you want a joke, because it has become just a joke. just a joke. yes, such a short, uh, joke meme, such a joke, you know, opens and reads to you with the help of a gadget, in our childhood. remember gadgets. it was an appeal. e to the person who carries you yourself the same you have a completely different meaning, and my daughters do it differently, they don’t

tell a joke, they say. dad, look, cool, yes, well, yes, read something to tell to play. maybe it's like reflects, as well as reality in the sense that, uh, in particular, youth. yes, she stops communicating with each other earlier. to be honest, let's say, well, my childhood is there . youth is there further e in the yard. yes, when everyone was gathering, it was, as it were, not that cool, as young people say now, it was generally, well, it’s cool to tell a joke vying. yes, i'm not. listen, i'm tired. yes, i knew everyone there, everyone knew how to tell, and this was a means of understanding memory, you understand how they loved for free and believed in mind. here is the generation, that is, the girl had to be impressed. you were not supposed to read from the phone, but to tell about memory from the heart, that is, to show yourself, and now, just about the girl, to

make an impression. two options, as i remember, are when you know how to play at least a few songs on the guitar, then in the company. yes bravo band i played the guitar in the yard. i told you about it. i'm dubrava , everything from the beatles, daevsky, our polish heroes then were really the same way, then there is, well, a guitar, that is, you don’t know how to play. goodbye, but i know jokes, and then there would have been such an option , in sports there were those guys who, uh, stretched or something from bruce lee, could portray it is already on, yes, but basically at all times i will say more all the best. if you want to answer all the best performers, whether it be classical music or frank the senator, for example, or karuza. it's not exactly the greatest vocalist. this is the greatest storyteller, because the song is like you, what you wanted

tell, you know how to tell. listen, you don’t know how to tell the perfect solfeggio, high, low notes don’t take everything, so it seems to me that the anecdote is still such a safety of communication precisely from eye to eye from the mouth. mouth and what do you want to convey, of course, and show how, as it were, degrees and your own can already be told with your erudition of emancipation, by the way, on this occasion. eh, now you understand. why, as they say dear, the spoon remembered a joke for dinner, and the joke that is there uh, there are two of them out of this joke, this is great yuri nikulin yes, who was also the keeper of jokes. uh, and uh, his club there is a white parrot, so the story is next uh, there is such an anecdote. i'll tell it to you now, so, uh, the company is sitting. well, that is, in some vector, well, let's say, there in the nineteenth, then, yes, we are gentlemen there.

well, that means, uh, they’re sitting and, uh, the new man in this company is just some kind of hussar , he was introduced there, please, there’s passion and everything there, yes, which means he got into the company in this, they sit in a circle and just 244 all ha-ha-ha, there are 78. ha-ha all u are laughing, and he asks his friend very much, too, some young officer there, damn it, tell me, please, what is happening, you know, all these people are all, this is society. we love jokes. we love so much love and so often we get together to tell each other and you jokes. what is already, well, as if everyone knows them by heart and so as not to be repeated for a long time. we just remember imitating them. here, let's say. now look here. here is the thirty-second there. ha ha ha. he says it's a very funny anecdote. i'll tell you later. he says, you are there, well, here you are. such a person has got used to it, and at some point there is such a deathly silence and a lady stands next to her, sitting and slapping her once

in the face and leaving. he sits simply and says what happened to a friend says. listen well, bro, we didn’t tell vulgar jokes in betrayal. well, here's a rather old anecdote, you, i'm sure you know what he came up with. eh, nikulin, he came up with two sequels. that is, this anecdote, which means, and everything is the same beginning. uh, this, uh, new comer. this man says, there, 147. in complete silence is just dead, and he just looks at everyone and suddenly leans over and says, well, listen, don't be upset. there are just people who know how to talk. and this and well , another third option. this is already a joke, when you die, there are 210, yes, and again the silence is rough.

he says, well listen, we're not funny don't tell. yes, we touched on something very important. these are all jokes in the company, this is what i told. here comes the association. you told, so a short on this topic is at the door. you know such a jewish give correct and color anecdote, because this is how his homeland lawyers tell a man's funeral. he says zyama, and i do not believe that you left us. i refuse to believe it behind comrade, let me through. please, but , by the way, about the national flavor. yes, in jokes it is very important. yes, uh, to itself here is this short story. yes, e did not affect some really quite like that. uh, well, let's say some ethnic issues. that is, from an offensive point of view. i mean, that is, jokes. one must be able to tell, as it were, but also to listen to them, because which was a lot in soviet times.

remember the jokes were about the chukchi. yes, that is , in general, how did it happen? what, apparently, the development of these lands and so on, meteorologists went, there are some, uh, drillers and so on, they were laying bam there and so on and so on. that is, some of these cold ones. uh, well, some siberian ones, that is, here appeared here, uh, jokes about chuk, what is there? well, who lived there to the south and so on. everything is in our time. now they felt the glotov not to meet at all. yes i can't even remember a single doctor. and i why why now, in the winter , i always remember this anecdote. this means that e is coming, that means a large settlement is coming, that means chubchik to his shaman. he is there with this, so a tambourine. there, it means, something conjures with a deer paw beats this tambourine. they come, they say shaman, please tell me, here is the winter, cold is coming, it will store a lot of brushwood or all the same. we 'll make it there somehow, but it's not so cold, and

like, everything will be fine. the shaman sits thinking so i will say that the winter will be warm, and it will be cold brushwood. no, they will freeze, in general , there will be more claims against me. and if i say that it will be cold, well, they will collect a lot of brushwood, well, you will be warm, but there will be less. maybe then, as if in the spring , a pot we will live like this. ah-ah-ah-ah-ah , think i’ll say that the cold will be very ah-ah-ah-ah such, in general, the spirits say that the winter will be fierce, in general a nightmare. gonna take it a lot of brushwood. they rambled about everything. they ran out there, which means she put down a tambourine for a deer paw and thinks she really in fact, what kind of winter will i go to the meteosh, i’ll ask once, but the skis all went. so he comes there, so this yurt is standing there yaranga. this is how he comes. come on, meteorologist. so oh great. shaman yes hello tea will be like this, but there you took tea, why did you come? he says,

let's have another meteorologist, and say this year. what kind of winter will be cold there, like or there or which one says? i don’t know chukchi for a long time . this year there will be a very cold winter. he says very much, well, thanks there for saying to his comrades. how do you know this is here i am, well, how would i have spirits there , everything there, such a tambourine. he says, yes, very simply, come here through the window. as long as you see chuhchi. they gather a lot of brushwood, which means it is very cold. yes, we don’t only have chukchi, northern peoples, remember the era of total shortages, when they were especially valued, uh, any items, uh, consumer goods from czechoslovakia from the german democratic republic, by that time there were nothing islamic boots in the store, he says i need toilet bowl, says, some they say, german. no eat, no net month stick

just. two sticks and instructions he reads the instructions. and what is it? speaks? read, he says on one rely that the wind did not blow away like that, and the second volkov was always a huge number of anecdotes, that is , the jewish theme, there and so on and so on, because there are many and good storytellers. yes , and very much as if people are all, well, they perceive. yes, and, accordingly, there were colorful anecdotes, there about sternums and there armenian radio, which became a separate story there. yes, there is an armenian stirlitz daev and petka i mean, now. i 'm talking now, just about all sorts of such things nationally. but partly anecdotes, of course, but it was special when it was in soviet times. remember there, when they joked, what kind of anecdote can be given there for some years? yes type yes funny, like a joke. well, you know, somewhere in the seven, there for 12 years, yes,

who went there, then there in the kitchen. no, it's all been said, but it's still here. uh, how would people continue to do this. yes, this is how things have changed. how are you think right now. eh, it has become more open, that is, when in soviet times they were told there these things, anyway, this is always preserved. in principle, this is like an example of jewish and all short some kind of guru, i consider him my gurus, and only zhvanetsky always spoke to me. in any case , valera always love everything a short concert , a play, a book, a joke, a course of treatment, everything is short, and so it all characterizes such, and in the fishery, how did you meet your wife, here. i don't blame anyone for anything. here such an intonation of a joke and you immediately understand, but these short ones i really like medical jokes.

when the doctor makes me dizzy, and i see, i don’t even know, uh, why should the audience ask you for respect, but did you pass it or vice versa , you wanted to sleep, and most importantly, that after our program after this night podcast you was in a good mood. tell jokes. collect jokes. and we will try to save them, and together with you for posterity. good night. see you again. bye.