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well, the girl is not of this world, as she was portrayed in the dreamer, and she is also in her city, huh? it does not enjoy, let's say , popularity and respect. and this, too, in a sense, can be called escapism, because this is not forced escopism , that is, life is arranged in such a way that if you do not want to fit in or cannot fit in, here in this machine that works and works for a year year, and catches up with money there. eh, some kind of happiness invented and not invented. everyone has their own way, be kind, then be patient uh. this is what ostratism is to be, but to look for a pist, such as that. well, people have decided for you that you will be an outcast. well, by the way, will it be relevant today? is it possible now to say that right now there is some trend of iscapism in literature?
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or what it can be expressed in. today, after all, we are talking, but it is, and you can go to this topic through the question of olga. i have a question like this, but it has matured for her as when the aspiring actress ol say please immersion in the role can be iscopism. can an actor go into a role to get away from the real you? it's actually a difficult question, because all the actors are still immersed in a role in different ways. yes, many load themselves with work to escape reality, but still, quite small people do this, how do you do it? tell me how you're doing. i love to work very much. yes, it can be said that to some extent i am engaged in escopism, because i load myself with work in order to get away from reality, in order to forget about school, about some teenage ones. uh, thought problems and so
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further and the like, but i can’t say that all actors do this, because plunging into the role. you are more yours. you take your experience, uh, and build it into the role, and don't go into the role, forgetting your whole life. have you seen such a dance of the vertinsky gutera dance in e. amphibious man. yes, olya also had a dance in the film. she did it with a choreographer and starred. tell me, when you saw this dance with vertinskaya, you showed that this is a great acting job, because it seems to me that you are the dance. he is simply magnificent absolutely not, i liked it very much this dance, because my emotions of feeling are also expressed in this dance. this is the dance of man. in mine, phoebe shows love relationships and their e, and this is actually a very big job done, acting, of course, yes,
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this is a wonderful acting job, and it seems to me that vertinskaya is still most popular because of this role. although she is a great actress in other roles. but somehow people remember it. yes, most of all, right. yes, it’s even a pity that they didn’t succeed, in the end, moreover, the ending of the film and the ending of the text of the work, but differ a little bit , the film ends on the fact that a ichthyander. it just goes into the wave and floats away, and in the text of the work it is also said that the gutiers are with a journalist, but they create, well, a couple. it seems to me that it was necessary to show this in the film, too, because there is no such thing. there is a hint, yes, yes, and he blesses. uh, their chandra blesses her for marriage with this journalist and says he loves you or once there is so interesting, so picturesquely done. and by the way, one of the main
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escopists in all works are on uh, doctor, just here, uh, who inserted ichthyander. easy young shark yes, salvator is generally ubilyaeva. this sounds very serious, and can there be a head, but the head lives separately from the bodies, but the head although speaking and thinking, but this person or not. here is one head can be human or not ethical questions. that is, whether he put them in front of him at that time is unlikely. of course, it was possible somehow, at that time it was impossible, but he foresaw that these were starting a large such a large part and scopism. but science fiction writers specifically, what they are, well, not only did they give us a work. so they also looked into the future and made it somehow surprising with persuasiveness, maybe they influenced it, because i know that i announce it in programs, for example, i wrote to
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the newspaper in the magazine where belyaev was published that this person thinks his scientific work is amazing that is. the scientific community did not have any calculations, because this is not a matter of fiction, but in fact it was, of course, all this was. and here iscapism, as you said, roma, well, that's what olya said. it seems to me that we have come to the conclusion that iscapism can be productive, or it can be destructive, and we are talking about the fact that even olya said that an actor can, yes, how to run away into a role, or can use his experience for development. it seems to me that we are now talking about igrin and pilyaev. these were very productive scopists , their work is very diverse, therefore , they have different works, but let's just say those that remain. uh, culture. uh, those works that are filmed. they all, uh, well, let's just say, helped us too,
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though, even if scopism helped us become better, even if there is, but there is still in their works. some characters that reflect the evil, yes, the negative side, they are still somehow cute, that is, it is clear that the writer loves them, he describes them. so here you can see his love for them, including, uh, yes, in general as a whole. we didn't discuss, here, uh. well, let's not discuss. i'll just touch briefly, and there is such a work is one of my favorites from green pied piper, here it is such a rather strange bewitching mystical and there is also there. uh, such a big dark negative background. but with what love all this is described, you come out of this story, you take out of it only well, only light, but i would also like to talk about olya with you about what they want today. yes, i want
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the same topic, that is, this surge. these films are scarlet, sailors, somewhere in the sixties, that is, the sixties during the thaw it became very. popular, here is a romantic russian fiction of the twenties, both of these authors shot. yes , it was relevant. actually develop from this moment, that now is the same moment , olya told me that it would be nice today, but to look at these images already in modern films. yes, that would be very interesting. if all these films were re-shot again, it would be interesting for the old generation as well. you should also look at teenagers, because by comparing pictures you always learn more than just. watching one movie. yes, i believe that our podcast should inspire the creators to create a new film adaptation of these immortal works, and russian romantic fiction is immortal. i think we'll all go to
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the cinema together. good night friends. this is a podcast of jokes for everyone who does not sleep. again. good night, yes, well, for those who, wait, but i'm right. what's my camera , that's all. i’m just here for this light , i’m sure, as if you know , a plane is landing on me, as if you know kamaz is definitely coming. that is, you are not mine question. you work for someone. yes, say a million. this is such a highlight on the rink, when you ride, yes, yes, look, okay, let's do it again before we start this podcast of jokes. i'm glad that some people suffer in a good way from insomnia. and this time will be spent with us.
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i have wonderful guests in my studio, connoisseurs of lovers, keepers of jokes, people who know how to tell them, and i will be happy to introduce them to you, these are mikhail the policeman and valery syutkin, that is. actor singer composer not a singer that's just you know now lately there are a lot of different hypostases in different people. that is, as if you forget to name there some very important definition that he is still a blogger at that moment, for example, and that’s all. people then get offended. well, i hope you don't carry no. and i also like it when they say, there, uh, an actor. e, tv presenter winner of the crystal drop award. well, you see, now we will start listing galaxy with us. i want to start a conversation. you know what, uh, in the current realities, they still
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say, yes, well, a joke, what is it? yes. it's already somehow it is not fashionable. moreover, it is old-fashioned. that is. well, they say some are not just young people and girls. and some direct skeptics of the present time. here the youth says, do you want a joke. do you want a joke? that is, it became just a joke, just a joke, but such a short, uh , joke like a meme, you know, well, yesterday there or or do you want a joke that opens and protects and you with the help of a gadget in our childhood. do you remember gadgets? it was an appeal. e to the person who carries you yourself is not the same, you have a completely different meaning, and i still daughters do things differently. they don't tell jokes, they talk. dad, look, cool, yes, well, yes, read something to tell to play. maybe this reflects, as it were, the reality in the sense that, in particular, the youth. yes, she stops
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communicating with each other earlier. to be honest, let's say, well, my childhood is there . youth is there further e in the yard. yes, when everyone was gathering, it was, as it were, not that cool, as young people say now, it was generally, well, it’s cool to tell a joke vying. yes, i'm not. listen, i'm tired. yes i there, in general, everyone knew everyone knew how to tell, and this was a means of understanding memory, you understand how they loved for free and counted in their minds. here is the generation, that is, the girl had to be impressed. you were not supposed to read from the phone, but to tell about memory from the heart, that is, to show yourself, and now, just about the girl, to make an impression. two options, as i remember, are when you know how to play at least a few songs on the guitar, that is, there in the company. yes band bravo i played on guitar in the yard. i told you all about it from the beatles, our polish heroes then
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were really like that, that is, well, the guitar, that is, you don’t know how to play. goodbye, but i know jokes, and then there was such an option, in sports there were guys who, uh, stretched or something from brusalim, could portray it , i don’t know, yes, but basically at all times this i will say more all the best. if you want to answer all the best performers , whether it be classical music or frank a sinator, for example, or a karusa. this is not the greatest vocalist of the time, this is the greatest storyteller, because the song it's like you, what you wanted to tell, you know how to tell. listen , you don’t know how to tell the perfect solfeggio, high , low notes don’t take everything, so it seems to me that the anecdote is still such a safety of communication precisely from eye to eye
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from the mouth. mouth and what you want to convey, of course, and show how, as it were , you can tell your degree and your own with your erudition of emancipation, by the way, that's why about. eh, now you understand. why as they say dear, the spoon remembered a joke for dinner, and the joke that is there, there are two of them out of this joke, this is the great yuri nikulin yes, who was also the keeper of jokes. uh, and uh, his club there is a white parrot, so the story is next uh, there is such an anecdote. i'll tell it to you now, so, uh, the company is sitting. well, that is, in some century there, for example, there in the nineteenth, then yes, we are cavaliers there. well, that means, uh, they are sitting and, uh, the new man in this company is just some kind of hussar there introduced there, please, he is there passion and everything is there, yes, and that means he got into the company in this, they sit in a circle and just 244 and all
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ha-ha-ha there 78, and like everyone else they laugh, and he means , asks his friend, too , there is some young officer there, they say. tell me, please, what the fuck is going on, you know, all these people, all this society. we love jokes. we love we love so much and so often we get together to tell each other jokes that already, well, as if everyone knows them by heart, and that will be long not e repeated. we simply remember them and numbered them. here, let's say. right now, look here 302 there ha-ha-ha, he says, this is a very funny anecdote. i'm like, i'll tell you later. he says, you are there , well, here you are. such a person has got used to it, and at some point there is such a deathly silence and the lady next to him stands up, the one sitting to slap him in the face once gets up and leaves. he's sitting. he just says what happened at a friend’s, hey, bro, we didn’t tell vulgar jokes in betrayal. well, here's a pretty anecdote old you, i'm sure you know what he
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came up with. eh, nikulin, he came up with two sequels. that is, this anecdote, which means, and everything is the same beginning. uh, this, well, new comer. this person says, there, 147. complete silence is just dead, and he looks at everyone like that and his friend will change. listen, don't be upset. there are just people who know how to talk. and this and well , another third option. it's already a joke when he says there 210, yes, and again the silence is rough. he says, well listen, well not funny do not tell. yes, you, and this, i think, is also correct. you said that a joke writer is a profession. i
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think this is a story someone is telling. casually, yesterday it was like this, and he told the processed story. yes, it gives some angle to the other, because you will agree that sometimes you know the same anecdote, but a person tells some little paint, and he plays in a completely different way. caucasus says there the best. eh, tamode you will go tomorrow to moscow you will fly. we need to have a wedding. and in this pocket to him a pack of rubles there once, well, as a fee here quickly counts right in his pocket to the touch hmm money. and what about the wedding directly in the grandson? that is, you will not go anywhere further with a small budget and will never forget. i worked in the eighties. under the direction of the pozon affairs orchestra. the main guest performer was mikhail sergeevich boyarsky and
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mikhal sergeevich for a beautiful story, misha tells an anecdote that i know very well, but add a little nuance such. i would even say our country's guild told the circus. a man comes, says, i am the director of the circus with a new attraction. yes, what kind of rides now no one goes at such a time, you have nothing, for sure, we don’t have any expenses of money. yes, nothing is needed, just hang up a poster. here i satisfy vasya live online. as young people now say, right in the ring, 80 women in the evening of the sixty-first division and an encore of another 20, in the second. well, they put up a poster for the first department, and the mood changes in the city, phone calls went off. word of mouth radios. here, in general, the women bought all the tickets for a month in advance, the men are also interested, in short, the full house is all hanging. hmm, they are hanging down from the amphitheater. to be
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closer to the action, but our hero at 78 for two before the end, you understand, loses his mind and faints and the mood in the hall changes , there were cries of swindle. return the money. this is our 78 they are not satisfied with the promised eight swindle director runs out into the arena. ammonia. the hero comes. speaks. vasya, what happened, the hero pyotr mikhailovich didn’t put his mind to it during the day on the run everything was fine the word run. i remembered eduard smolny, these productions, everything could be said at the rehearsal. here's to the run and swindle. he mikhal sergeevich , of course, uses our folk and the equivalent of this word is different. when to cheat? well, here's one.
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well, sorry, another important quality of the scene and the characters of the jokes, that is, if we are returning, because here is the situation itself, this situation, it is already comical that, well, as if, if we parse but i also remembered one of well there are enough decent jokes also know this topic, that when a man such an engineer goes home in the subway , he leaves the subway and stands watching. it's a huge line of men. he's walking in a queue in his neighborhood, a huge one, he's walking. he looks very. to his yard what they give there, he goes farther to his entrance. well, what happens, he goes up to his floor, and there is a line to his apartment. there is a queue, he comes, which means to his apartment. in the bedroom , his wife lies on the bed and takes turns. so takes all these men off the subway, honey what's going on she says you don't see the disaster. he told me this. kolya fomenko
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kolya fomenko had such a finale. says vasya. this is some kind of nightmare. yes, you're kind of like, and here's one. you see that we touched on a very important thing. uh, all the jokes in the company are what i told. it comes right there. sansa you told on this short on this topic is standing at the door. you know , let's give such a jewish correct and color anecdote, because this is how odessa is told , his homeland, lawyers, a man's funeral. he says i don't believe you left us. i i refuse to believe it from behind, comrade, let me through, please. but here, by the way, about uh, national flavor. yes, in jokes it is very important. yes, uh, to itself here is this short story. yes, e did not
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affect some really quite like that. uh, well, let's say some ethnic issues. that is, from an offensive point of view. i mean, that is, jokes. you need to be able to tell, as it were, but also listen to them, because there were a lot in soviet times. remember the jokes were about the chukchi. yes, that is , in general, how did it happen? what here, apparently, the development of these lands and so on , meteorologists went, there are some there, uh, drillers and so on, they were laying bam there and so on and so on. that is, some of these cold ones. uh, well, some kind of siberian ones, that is, these here appeared, uh, jokes about chuk, what is there? well, who lived, there to the south and so on and so on. everything here in our time is now anecdotes. feel at all not to meet. yeah, i can't even remember any of them. and i why why because e, now in the winter time i always remember this is a joke. this means that e is coming, that means a large settlement is coming, that means a probe for your shaman. she is ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah. there with this, means a tambourine. there, something
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is conjuring salting with a paw, beating, the tambourine does not come, they say the shaman, please, here is winter, cold is near, it will store a lot of brushwood or all the same. we 'll make it there somehow, but it's not so cold, and like, everything will be fine. shamansia i think, so i will say that the winter will be warm, and it will be cold brushwood. no, they will freeze, in general, they will come to me claims will beat even more. and if i say that it will be cold, well, they will collect a lot of brushwood, well, in one warm one, but there will be less. you can then, as if in the spring of a fire we will live and such. ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, think, i’ll say that it will be very cold ah-ah-ah-ah such spirits in general say that winter will be fierce, in general, a nightmare. gather a lot of brushwood. they rambled about everything. they ran there. it means he put a tambourine behind a deer paw and really thinks, what kind of winter will it be, so i’ll ask the meteorola again. oh everything went
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it means he is coming there. there is a yurt, there is a yaranga. this is such he comes this fellow meteorologist, so oh great. shaman yes hi you will have tea he says, fellow meteorologist. and tell me this year, what kind of winter will be cold there, like or there, or what chukchi says, i don’t know this for a long time , it will be a very cold winter this year. very much he says, well, thanks there for what the comrades said. and how do you know, this is me, well, how would i have spirits there, everything is there, such a tambourine. he says yes very just come here through the window. as long as you see chuhchi. a lot of brushwood is collected, which means a very cold heart. yes, we have not only northern chuhchi people, you remember the era of total shortages, when they were especially valued, uh, any items, uh, consumer goods from czechoslovakia from the german democratic republic of this wall by that time, here are
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islamic the store comes there is nothing, says i need toilet, says, german they say, german no, german means. well, let me give him two sticks, just two sticks and instructions he reads the instructions. and what is it? speaks? read, he says on one rely that the wind did not blow away so, and the second volkov was always a huge number of anecdotes, that is , the jewish theme, there and so on and so on, because there are many and good storytellers. and yes, people seem to take it very well. yes, and, accordingly, there were colorful anecdotes, there about sternums and there armenian radio, which became a separate story there. yes, there is an armenian stirlitz yes, the chapaevites are a stove. i mean now. i now i say, just nationally all sorts of things like that. and here are partly jokes, of course, but it was especially when it was in
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soviet times. remember there, when they were joking, what kind of anecdote can be given there, well, for some years. yes, it's kind of a funny joke. well , somewhere in the seventh there, or he says, there for 12 years, yes, who went there, then they told all this in the kitchens, but still this is it. uh, how would people continue to do this. yes, this is how things have changed. do you think that's now uh, it became very open, that is, when in soviet times there, er, these times were told here, anyway, it always remains, in principle, this is an example of jewish and all short some kind of guru, i consider it my city. i am one of the zhvanetsky always spoke to me. in any case , valera is always so fond of everything a short concert , a play, a book, an anecdote, a course of treatment, everything is short , and so all this characterizes such abramovich. and how did you meet your wife, here. i
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don't blame anyone for anything. here is the intonation anecdote and you immediately understand, but i really like these short jokes in minsk, when the doctor makes my head spin, and i see, i see, yes, or how everyone ignores me, they don’t notice. so next or when there doctor. it hurts me a woman came to the doctor and were here. you're here, he says, let 's take your clothes off and see. where should i put my clothes? yes, there is no luggage on my luggage, of course, but when i have a doctor, it hurts here, oh , it hurts here. oh here, damn it, hand give me yes you have a broken finger. well, look, let's say medical yes, these are all jokes. well, why because, well, let's say all people. yes , there is somehow more or less degree, everyone gets sick. yes, that is, well, an absolutely healthy person probably does not exist. yes and so, it seems to me that, probably, this allows somehow. still, after all, in a joke, yes, and in any humorous story, as a rule, a person. laughs
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when he doesn't associate himself with it. that is , for him, this is a story about someone he has such a familiar friend there. and so, as it is with doctors. yes, they intersect there since childhood, yes, they go there, you do vaccinations and so further and so on. it seems to me that such a large number of jokes on a medical topic is due to the fact that a person. maybe, as it were, well, still calmly laugh. uh, speaking harshly to myself. protector, and how to combine stylish? it would seem that i really liked a person who comes to the dentist, says the doctor. i have a problem's. what yellow teeth are yellow teeth. well, m-m about green gas, advised such you know unexpected for what i love jokes, but wait, damn it, but fuck the man, in short, the doctor says you know me. my stomach hurts so much, just some kind of
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nightmare. have you pigeoned? dove did not eat. and you ate the head of a dove, i did not eat the head of a dove. and you ate the head of a naked pigeon, damn it, daniel, i’m a pigeon’s head, but what’s the matter, i’m a speech therapist, i tried to help, at least yes, with medical jokes. uh, a huge number of professional jokes in general , a lot, because there are a huge number of musical anecdotes about theater musicians, a lot and very often very often, especially people, related to the profession. yes, they are, as in the case, there with the musicians. they are short anecdotes that i already knew, they tell with special gusto i draw the whole exhibition. that is, they immerse you so much, in general, what happens is theatrical tales, real theatrical
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tales, and which they then tell. like a joke, and it was right there in the theater, and there are even people who saw these stories, and you know what else there are jokes for. i have several of these that have been with me virtually all my life. i remember zhenya morgulis they tell me, i know that you love to collect musical jokes. i really collected just such musical ones in order to spend the evening well in my environment. i'll throw you one musical anecdote, a son comes from school and his father says to his father. sorry two balls. today he said, in what subject in zoology. what's with two points? well, you know , they asked who has the biggest balls, well , i said that the elephant, well, that's right, son. it makes sense, it's big. yes, it turned out dad that i got a job and a deuce i got a boy, son, the science of running, live forever, study here, he
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wrote such slow waltzes. damn, evgeny onegin is coming, the hall is full of slag, which means the jew is leaning towards the neighbor, please, onegin no, i see. excuse me, but the lena jew, no, not a jew. excuse me, but the nanny is jewish. yes, yes, jewess, bravo nanny, this is one of the best in recent years, i state. i don’t even know, uh, what to ask you, dear viewers, did you have a dream or vice versa, wanted to sleep, and most importantly, that after our program after this night podcast you was in a good mood. tell jokes. collect jokes. and we will try to keep it. uh, together with you for them

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