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and i will be happy to introduce them to you - mikhail politseymako and valeria syutkin, that is. an actor, a singer, a composer, not a singer, you just know, lately there have been a lot of hmm different guises for different people. that is , as if you forget to name there some very important definition that he is still a blogger at that moment, for example, and that’s all. people then get offended. well, i hope you don't carry no. and i also like it when they say that there is an actor, a tv presenter, a winner of the crystal drop award. well, you see how now we will begin to enumerate galaxies and so on langepass, talk i want to start a conversation. you know what's about. uh, in the current realities, they still say, yes, well,
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a joke, what is it? yes. this is somehow not fashionable. moreover, it is old-fashioned there, that is. well, they say some not just young people and girls, but some direct skeptics of the present time. here the youth says, do you want a joke. i'm not ready to tell you about them, do you want a joke. i mean, it just became a joke. just a joke, but such a short, uh, joke meme like that. yes you know yesterday there or or do you want a joke opens and protection and you with the help of a gadget in our childhood. remember gadgets. it was an appeal to a person who has a completely different meaning, and my daughters did it differently. they don't tell jokes. dad, look, it's cool to read something, tell something, you'll play. maybe this reflects, as it were, the reality in the sense that, in particular, the youth. yes, she stops talking to each other. before
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to be honest, let's say, uh, well, my childhood is there. youth is there further, uh, in the yard. yes, when everyone was going it was like, uh , not that cool, as now, he says, the youth was generally, well, it’s cool to tell a joke vying. yes, i'm not. listen, i'm tired. yes, i knew everyone there, everyone knew how to tell, and this was a means of understanding memory. you understand how you loved to eat for free and counted in your mind. here is the generation, that is, the girl had to be impressed. you were not supposed to read from the phone, but to tell about the memory from the heart, that is, to prove yourself to kill. and now, just the same , about a girl to impress there were two options as far as i remember. this is when you know how to play at least a few songs on the guitar, that is, in the company of the food group bravo i played the guitar in the yard. i told you about it. i got everything from the beatles yes. our
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polish heroes then really did it, that is, the guitar, that is, you don’t know how to play. goodbye, but i know jokes, and then there was such an option, in sports there were guys who, uh, pulled themselves up or something from bruce lee , could portray it all sorts of later videos there, yes, but mostly in all the time this i will say more all the best. if all the best performers are responsible for their workshop , whether it be classical music or frank the senator, for example, or carusa. it's not the greatest precisely vocal times. this is the greatest storyteller, because the song is something like you that you wanted to tell? here you know how to tell you everything, listen, you don’t know how to tell, perfect candy, high, low notes do not take everything, therefore. it seems to me that the joke is still such a safety of communication precisely from eye to eye
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from the mouth, mouth and what you want to convey, of course, to show her how degrees and hers can be told by her erudition of emancipation. and this, i think, is also correct. you said that there is no such thing as writing jokes or making jokes as a profession. it seems to me that someone is telling a story, in passing. yesterday it was like this, but a processed story. yes, it gives some angle to the other, because agree that sometimes you know the same anecdote, but the person tells adds some little color, and he plays in a completely different way . the anecdote is like a case, they told me, really, when the elder in the caucasus speaks to the best there. eh, you'll go there tomorrow , you'll fly to moscow. we need to have a wedding. and in this pocket to him a pack of rubles there once, well
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, as a fee here quickly counts right in his pocket to the touch hmm money. and that the wedding is right inside , a small budget will not appear anywhere else. and i will never forget. i worked in the eighties under a band band. the main guest performer was mikhail sergeevich boyarsky and mikhal sergeevich misha tells a joke that i know very well, but add a little nuance like this. i would even say our country's guild told the circus. a man comes, says, i am the director of the circus with a new attraction. yes, what kind of rides now no one goes at such a time, you have nothing, for sure, we don’t have any expenses of money. yes, nothing is needed, just hang up a poster.
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here i am satisfying vasya live online, as young people say now right in the ring 80 women in the evening 601 divisions and for an encore another 20 in the second i see the first division, and in the city the mood is changing, phone calls went. word of mouth here is generally women bought all the tickets for a month in advance, men are also interested. in short, overstocking all hang hmm hanging down from the amphitheaters to be closer to the action, but our hero at 78 for two before the end. you see, he loses his mind and faints and the mood in the hall changes, there were cries of swindle. return the money. this is our 78 they are not satisfied with the promised eight swindle director runs out into the arena. ammonia. the hero comes semyon
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says. vasya what happened hero peter mikhailovich plague did not apply during the day on the run , everything was fine, the word run. i remembered eduard smolny, these productions, everything could be said at the rehearsal. here, for running and cheating, he, mikhal sergeevich , of course, uses our folk and the equivalent of this word is different. when to cheat? well , like this, well, by the way, about uh, national flavor, yes, you see in jokes, it's very important. yes, uh, to itself here is this short story. yes, e did not affect some really quite like that. eh, well, let's say some ethnic issues. that is, from an offensive point of view. i mean, that is, jokes. you need to be able to tell, as it were, but also listen to them, because there were a lot in soviet times. remember the jokes were about the chukchi. yes,
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that is, in general, how did it happen? what, apparently, the development of these lands and so on, meteorologists went, there are some, uh, drillers and so on, they were laying bam there and so on and so on. that is, some of these cold uh, well, in some siberian ones there, that is, these uh jokes appeared about the chuck, what's there? well, who lived there to the south and so on. here in our time. now they are in the group, however, do not meet at all. yeah, i can't even remember any of them. and i why why because? eh, now in the winter time remember? it's anecdote, it means, it comes, it means a large settlement comes, it means chubchik to his shaman. aha ah-ah-ah there with this, so a tambourine. there, it means, something conjures with deer, beats this tambourine with a paw, they come and say shaman, please tell me, here is winter, cold is coming, it will store a lot of brushwood or else nevertheless. we'll make it there somehow, but it's not so cold, and like, everything will be fine. i think i’ll say that the winter will be warm, and
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it will be cold brushwood. no, they will freeze, in general, there will be more claims against me. and if i say that it will be cold, well, they will collect a lot of brushwood, well, one warm one, but less will remain. you can then, as if in the spring , i’ll say that it will be very cold, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, and such spirits in general say that the winter will be fierce, in general, a nightmare i’m going to have a lot of brushwood. they broke everything. it's a pity, out, so she put a tambourine foot behind the line and i really think, what kind of winter will it be, i’ll go to meteorologists, i’ll ask once the obluzh has gone. so he comes there, so this yurt is standing. there is a yaranga. this is how he comes. this is a fellow meteorologist. so oh great. shaman yes hello tea will be he is like that, but he took tea there, why did he come? he says fellow meteorologist. and tell me this year, what kind of winter
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will be cold there, like or there or what kind or something like that, i don’t know for a long time this year it will be a very cold winter. very much he says well, thanks there for everything that my comrades said. and how and how do you know, this is me, well, how would i have spirits there, everything is there, such a tambourine. he says, yes, very simply, come here through the window. as long as you see chuhchi. they collect a lot of brushwood, which means it is very cold. and so that nothing changes firewood podcast jokes. eh, on the same positive note in the finale. move our program so that the audience still has hope for more and more talented programs, and not the one that we built today, although in my opinion it is turned out very natural, like a joke. well, at least, we talked very sincerely openly, tried to somehow embrace all this
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immensity. but nonetheless. we are not familiar. i have a question for you: you rested in sochi in the sixty-eighth year. well, how many years ago was that? well, who, but if i have a filing cabinet, if you're interested, i 'll take a look and answer you. yes, i'm wondering now for a second the file cabinet of the sixty -eighth year, and in what month in august? yes , i rested here it is written rested. yes? tell a man, sochi during the holidays. you there was a meeting with a girl galina how do you say, yes? who remembers something? years? how long has it been? well, let's go, i'm in the filing cabinet, if you need it, please, yes, natasha was among other booths, but tell me, in august 68 in sochi, with this girl galina, you have, damn it, intimate our relationship, who remembers? well, how much? well, you basically need to know that yes, you need to know well, i'll look at the crocodile. so yes, there were, yes, so i'm her husband and i strongly dislike it, don't boil, don't boil, krutyak here,
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look, i didn't like it either. i don’t even know, uh, why should you ask respect from the audience, but did it pass or vice versa you wanted to sleep, and most importantly, that after our program after this night podcast you were in a good mood. tell jokes. collect jokes. and we will try to keep it. uh, together with you them for posterity. good night. see you again. bye.
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