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it's great when you sing, but i didn't have such great vocal abilities before, as children have now. here are the youth, which i call indigo children, they have been singing for 9 years already, like like gods. it's just that there are those who think that some kind of acceleration yes, it has passed and there is indigo, that is, well, there are more talented children in this. eh, let's say singing appeared. yes, that is, maybe they hear more music started somewhere through cartoons. there they would have the internet they know what to press to listen and in this they relaxed too child. he constantly learns there and sings some kind of cartoon song there, well, it’s so interesting there, of course, you decide, and i still wanted to sing, but i understand, apparently, dad understood that i have such large local data did not have. i myself then developed, to become a singer there. this is a different story. he wanted me to become jazzy, and he led me into everything after we moved
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abroad. i went to all the cool jazz pianists. i have practiced. i studied 8 hours a day to enter the conservatory. i entered the conservatory, but my dream was to become a singer anyway. understandably, i wrote the pressure of my father and jazz culture. well, you must admit jazz - it's the same. uh, let's say hmm well compared to pop. e music. it's like it's not for everyone. that is, it’s perfect, that is, well, people, first of all , they always like it, they don’t like it, there’s always a hit, there’s even e, i sorted it out there when classical music was also. yes, there is a huge number of works written by the same musicians of emotions. bach is there, i don't know who. well, there are still hits that are remembered. is there some i'll tell you that this is a symphony number something. it's generally why we remember the moonlight sonata, but there is some kind of passage there, in short, it's not the same in jazz, for example, e. somehow, so that when the melody becomes,
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uh, a hit still in jazz, that is, in general, this is a very extremely complex story, you will agree, because this is a solid improvisation of jazz. this is what improvisation is. it's just that the game is such an anecdote. you reminded me, just uh, when uh means, uh, there are some years there in the nineties, which means the boys decided there take a walk, so they ordered a restaurant, they ordered some kind of cover band there. well, it turns out that they flew in from another city, they were holding. they didn't make it. i don't know yet guys. i do what? are we without music or something, will we? so call? let's decide there for someone there and there, it means to recruit some kind of valera, i hear valera and where do you decide the question? well, he promised us a music program. i won't be here now, what should we do? i have some serious guys. there, in general, he says everything now and then there is. here is a jazz band, they play jazz. he says yes i don't care what musicians are playing. come on , come on. well, and what is it to amuse
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the people, well, damn it, what suckers, or what? well, that's all, come this jazz band, it means that this booze banquet begins there, everyone is fat there, they are pushing boys like that , they have already drunk normally. yes? come on there. run out. so all these musicians are dressed, there are generally butterflies in tailcoats, there you know such polished pipes. they all start like that there, which means they play for five minutes and ten, they all sit at the tables. here are the old people. you know such 15, and then the older one can’t stand it, so he approaches the pianist, and then 100 bucks remains. yes , and there he puts it in his pocket that the boys do not work. here's an anecdote about how jazz music isn't for everyone. it's like they say, a pop singer plays three chords for a thousand people. yeah, jazz musician plays a thousand
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chords for three. yes yes yes. by the way, such a nice observation, but then what did i lead about about that jazz pianist and singer seekers. i graduated from the conservatory, i already have a diploma. that is, it turns out. the commission met there. i still had inflammation of the middle ear. that is, i play right. uh, the orchestra is sitting. i play everything, i just played everything and i must. well, after this commission there is a discussion and the most important calls me and says, well, a tells you five for everything except the classics of the classics. something you don't hear. i told you, i just have an inflammation of the middle ear. he says, well, that's it, it's clear then a three for classics, five for jazz. but you say you just play great. come on, go to graduate school. i say "no. can i have a diploma? give me a diploma. i went i'll be a famous
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singer. i tell him, he tells me that yes, it was boiling. after that, that you spent 4 years with us. jazz. no. he says, why am i telling you, and tell me such a thing. here tell me jazz trombonism. how many americans are they? not i'm 20 years old. i, at 16:00, already entered 20, i was already finishing, and suddenly i had such an idea to tell my own. how much do you get when you perform at a jazz club in the evening. he says, well, sometimes 150 euros sometimes. and this is, well, i'm still getting there is 3.500 salary. ah, because i am a professor at the conservatory, i say, and if i want to receive 10.000 euros for the performance of a jazz musician. well, if you become a great jazz musician, i say, well, that's it. can i go? well, but nailed it, uh, music is right.
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i really wanted to be famous and so i understood that jazz , unfortunately, has such a narrow focus . like humorous musicians. you are with many worked as artists and singers about the fact that someone sings badly out of tune, because there are a lot of jokes, for example, in a theatrical environment about the fact that there are bad actors. yes, there is a type or an actress, that is, about this. well , he jokes anyway, like, there is a man, he considers himself great there. and he's not very good. that's how stable the psyche of musicians is. well mine is fine. i can joke with my bass drummers and everything is fine. especially this. you are the team you say great musicians, by the way, you know, the anecdote of the protrombani players is also normal. if you personally only know, you know when it hurts. that's when you're not even a joke. namely, when
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you put your soul into it. here i am, for example, doing an arrangement, doing it, doing it, i’m sitting there for 2 months, well, it doesn’t matter, i’m sitting for a month, and i do it and then tells you, you know, i don’t like anything, as it were, why did you initially like everything. now i thought that i didn't like anything. everything i want to change everything hurts that the fact that the work has been done in vain. and when jokes are perceived by almost all musicians normally. unless, of course, you turn to me and say, you know that, yeah, here the joke is a bit like you. this is an artist. he just can't sing. i think then it will. and so er, so, of course, everything. normal jokes sit quietly, and that's it. it's okay, everyone gets it. tell me, please, here is the hmm moment of humor, when you imagine the musicians, yes, they are half of their childhood and youth. they suffer from their stroke all the time. well, how do they not torment study? yes, there is no limit they play everything to perfection, they grow in their this level, then they rehearse with others
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of these. that is, it is always some kind of closed, history. and, of course, all these, like jokes, are born inside. i 've read about the fact that here is the concept of such a starling. yes it is. it literally translates as a joke. that is, when hmm a piece of music sounds a musical joke , and then, when it is repeated there several times, then, as it were, this part of the sanato symphony is there, there, whatever it is then, as it were, for knowledgeable musicians. they are about look, they put it here, like, a little joke, yes, please tell me yourself, but the concept of musical humor, yes, that is, it kind of develops somehow or vice versa, it disappeared somewhere, but i, uh- e, being among the musicians all this time, practically over the years i have never heard a normal musical anecdote. it's not a joke, nothing is missing. really. now everything has gone anecdotes. this is the most classic joke.
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we are trying. here we pull it out again there and say. so for all to see. when you look there is a good joke genre, so and musical jokes, yes, that is before. i just still remember. hmm, all these bands. that is, it was a time when, let's say, samples did not appear like that. yes, when everything was alive, uh, there was live music, yes, that is , uh, it doesn’t matter, there were some programs, concerts, all musicians. here they began to play, especially. here are the tarchestras, because half of the music is there, for example, but wait a minute, this is, as a rule. these are exactly the orchestral themes , such cool ones, when, well, and there , just all these musical jokes sounded. and why is it now going to no just, uh, too lazy to do it or the level, as it were, of the perception of humor by musicians or they simply understand. and for whom? well, that is, what is the reason, and now almost everything goes to pop music. that is, if pop rap that's all youth music and it's the jokes, as
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they used to be about musicians, it turns out now, and music is the one who sings this music, it's just one performer. and you can, for example, jokes. there, probably, there are about rappers, about some kind of e singers, but for sure i don’t heard. already. here, i say for many years i have not heard jokes about exactly bass guitarists, for example, about conductors. there used to be someone who plays art. there, for example, girls, everything has become unpopular, because it is popular. this is only popular music, and some jokes are probably composed there. now i just remembered one thing not about the popular one, when it’s about the fact that i have been so many times. only worked for years. and, probably, the neighbors were all shocked when the father writes ads in the newspaper, i will sell the piano, well, they call when can be taken away only when the wife and child are not at home. that's right now i remembered something like this about me. uh, also played played played ah, but became a pop
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singer. yes, that is. by the way, well, you must admit , i'm sorry that i interrupted? i just want to let the audience down somehow. yes, as a rule, the jokes themselves. they really do happen in real life, and actually some kind of incident, which is unbelievable, where a funny unexpected thing ended. then it becomes a joke. here, maybe you remember some such. yes, remember one about my name. by the way, you often call me infuriating, but uh in the world is known as brandon well, brandon of course it will be strange that this is the king, but for you it just infuriates, guys. no, this is history, but there is a story associated with this name. eh, already living in russia, i arrived. uh, we were supposed to rehearse sati casanova. i remember it was a couple of years ago. well, i'm coming. she says checkpoint such and such you come, you say a lot of apartments and come to me there. the whole thing is already everything, everything is declared. fine. i'm on the car is met by a security guard. hello
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, where are you attacking his apartment? hey, how do i introduce you? i say, brandon, you know, for him it was like sherlock, like james bond yes, yes, yes, he leaned out again, he says, how can i introduce you? i say, tell brandon came to the apartment. such and such another 5 minutes passed again, something looks, leaned out. well, if you're brandon, then i'm serious jason stateham. well, you see about them idiot. well, really, when you look at people you say i'm brandon. well, you don't get it, do you? sati is also there, as if she were you knows, she’s been waiting for a visit, she’s infuriating, and they tell her brandington has arrived there, who yes. ask besik did not worry. friends again. hello everyone, vadim galygin brandon stone, producer , performer, we are together today as part of a podcast, and we are talking about musical
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humor with jokes. i would like to ask , most, of course, some cases, uh, such uh, happen on tour, because it involves some kind of travel there, it means switching, because new people. well, here are some things. e, please tell me what happened to you so anecdotal connected that's it with touring activities. and let's remember there were a lot of tours. i just want to bring to the fact that it is precisely in this closed society, when there are, well, musicians, because for the audience there is a group of artists. hello that is, it's this they are vacuum, they are not reachable. that is , they think that a person what he sings about and lives in life, that is, he has everything. so, you know, how he perceives you as an organism. yes, along with his colleague there. and here, it turns out, there is such a thing inside syubyot this there drummer. maybe make a joke about it? that is, well, as in any team, there is some kind of hierarchy,
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that's all. this, of course, spills over on tour, because drummers rest in different ways, singers rest in different ways, there and so on. hmm yes, especially drummers. for some reason, they like to ride separately from everyone. here we have a drum. i remember we me me the banned drummers on tour. here i look at the whole group in the collection of the drummer. no, i say, where is he, where anton anton has already passed. everything sits stuck. i say why are you apart from the team? yes, because i am a drummer, because he interferes, that is, there is no secret. now can you reveal why? maybe this is a sign that if the drum flies together with the team, they will play badly, there, i don’t know about signs, but i can tell you one thing, just like the drum. especially for those who have no wives and they are always looking for. uh, new adventures they always have more than all the girls. yes, yes, it's better that all girls fall
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for drummers. why do you know what they're watching? sometimes i only have a team guys consists. i have such tall handsome guys all play guitars from a saxophonist keyboardist, i'm on the keys, but i'm already singing everything in front and behind me there now sava and everything after the concert tell me once they wrote to me in direct writes. you are so awesome. may i have your drummer's number? now that's anecdotes. you guys are of course all handsome and you and you! well, please, here are the spittles, we really liked it, everyone is trying there. now i understand, it's probably the musicians i specifically recruit into the group. yes the frontman takes a scarier drummer, which is a life hack. and all this is better, when the francchild is standing, it is such a thing that the reels close, and then it is generally closed. you just can’t hear it, but i imagine, i’m very rare, but twice in my life, when the soloist is a drummer in a team, that is, uh
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, this one there was a case a very long time ago it was a cover band in sovetsk still times. people meet there and that's it. imagine, he sits knocking and singing at the same time all these singing guitars there are blue, birds and so on. in general, i don’t understand how it is to keep the rhythm, in general in the song and sing. yes, what about there? well, it's not that he went there for a walk, and you know what happened there, you know, he still sings harmoniously there. maybe that's why the drummers have some kind of special skills, which then help with the girls there. i have always had before, especially always had a problem with the drummer. i needed a always discreet drummer to he did not interfere with my singing discreet because yes , there are drummers who are always on, they want louder and louder and most importantly, they forget that they always play
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louder than the soloist himself in order to attract attention in order to so that everything here really fenced me in there. yes, i'm here, yes, and i always say, you can turn it down, play it down. he says i can't play quieter. i'm talking about how you can't play. just play quieter when i sing. let's make my voice heard you will agree, agree, again a concert oh again, fig yourself.
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