better than the soloist himself in order to attract attention so that everyone here fences me off. and i've always searched. i say, you can turn it down, play it down. he says i can't play quieter. i'm talking about how you can't play. just play quieter when i sing. let's make my voice heard. and then, when you, i'll give you a solo, you 'll agree, agree, again a concert. oh, fuck yourself again. i say that's it, that's enough, i'm firing everything, i won't play anymore, because the guys tell me, you, of course, are cool musician, but the drum just killed you, because it is always louder friends, let 's just basically figured out, yes, what does it mean musical groups have their own hierarchy. there is even some kind of there, i don’t know, hazing of a kind. yes, and there are still some rules, that is, the drummer turns out to be the hero of everyone. eh, the girls actually found out, of course, what the mission producer just said, that in fact

you can practice jazz piano there for as long as you like, and still earn more. the one who sings right. yes, but it's better to study, because you know, it helps a lot, so that later you can write songs. therefore, if you are already studying, study in order to leave, of course, to tell, uh, some strange anecdote, but it just pushed me even when i was talking about the conservatory. i remembered, well, these old jokes about vasily ivanovich and the stove, when they mean to sit like that on a halt and sing, as they say, valeeva ivanovich and here you are, well, how it will all end . that's it. here comes the award. and what do you do, in general, that you have a dream understand? is there a how? i built a conservatory. he's awesome 18. this is the topic, of course, but i'll build petka, and on the roof of a machine gun a machine gun. what for?

well, so that canned food does not steal canned food, you promised me to tell some strange anecdote , that is, to emphasize that musicians are a little bit of such people . hmm. talk georgian conservatory. here is a child being led my child i myself am absolute pitch. he hears everything. now you press any note, he will hear everything. here, well it's well become a commission of three people. here. hit the note child. i tell jokes very difficult, by the way, about musicians who can really fall right down and who are just some kind

of music, yes, that is, which just somehow relate to , uh, the musical theme of ivanovich's stove. can you? well, have you ever played the piano, he says, played the piano many times. he says, seriously, yes, well, he played the guitar. he says petka was on the guitar. well, just played remember playing. oh, super, in general, he says, she is a violin. he says, well, there were times, but awkward cards fall down. i mean, this is not a musical joke. yes, namely it is for how musical instruments. here somehow. well, they participate in this glass, i remembered one normal come on frenchman, englishman and georgians. here are the three musicians. they play all the time. uh, here's one on the piano one drums and decided

they don't want to do it anymore. hmm says, i he says, i went to shooter school. here, i'm shooting now, and so i can now show you. eh, that's an interesting thing. well, that's good, the frenchman is gathering an audience. everyone thinks that he will play. now on the piano, says, no trick now. puts a man puts an apple on him. the light turns off shoots the apple shatters into two pieces. here the dude is standing says, i'm robin good well, after all, well, bravo bravo, well, it fits, uh, englishman. he says, well, since such a thing, i also learned to shoot. well let's show put three apples on this man's head. again the audience bravo and shoots 1 2 3 everything, all the apples are scattered. everything is a living person

right about the class bravo and they are wilgel and yet bravo, bravo, bravo, well, georgians. well, besides music, you know how to do something, of course, i shoot all day. here's another one. let's. show the man to put five apples on his head. turn off the light, in short, there bang, bang, bang. you turn on the light man dead everything, there are apples to see blood everywhere im sorry this once again emphasized that i, of course, specific musicians tell jokes exactly, yes. and friends again. hello everyone vadim galygin jokes podcasts and visiting me. uh producer singer writer performer brandon stone hello we are discussing musical jokes jokes in music and in general musical and about musical humor. say here. do you have, for example, well, not so

happened musical career. yes, well, it didn’t work out, for example, yes, so that everything would be yes , you would, for example, when you heard jokes about musicians. would you react the same way or not? because now, as you know, you showed up there and still react. yes, yes, it's funny to tell. i know myself the price, that is, here, and if it suddenly didn’t work out, maybe it would, as it were, leave an imprint on the perception of humor, but if any person has a sense of humor, any person, whether an unimportant musician or not, he will always perceive it normally. but i guess you're right, just musical jokes. and it is best to perceive when you are ears. well, when i succeeded in my career, and i thought, if, for example, i fail with a career as a musician, then they will become a cook, cook, cook. this is because there are no more jokes about chefs. i love to cook. but, by the way, jokes about cooks even a there is, probably, well, of course there is,

eh. this is about all professions, but there are not so many of them. now now is a good topic, by the way, to invite chefs here, is there any there? what are they joking about? chef? yes, there are russian forks, plates and fruits and vegetables. well, no, in general, as if about some kind of uh cooking about some dishes, m, of course, there are a lot of jokes and how two housewives meet and yes, however, the second guest came and there it rolls out, which means that the cakes are all in flour. that's all he says there. oh what are you, he says, here he decided to bake cakes. new recipe he says yes, what is the name. uh, brezhnev he says, brezhnev ask this for the cake. he says, since napoleon is only without eggs, hits are like that. you see, here it comes more waterproof. well, povarskoy, yes, you understand? ah here is such specific you more there. well, cooks. yes, housewives, but about cooking. well, in general, it's good that you became

a musician, not a cook, although the cook is still in e complexity. can each of the men learn to cook thinking, i love to cook honestly, but i found out today. eh, a lot of things for our viewers. e i want to sum up that musicians understand humor moreover, they have their own specific musical humor, respectively, their own specific anecdotes themselves a lot. today we friends learned, well, in the opinion, uh, the producer of the brand on stone, what is the bar? it’s actually in a perception team, there some kind of female drum was a drum at first, but anyway, the one who sings actually takes everything, so if you suddenly wanted to send your child to a jazz pianist, it’s better to teach him to sing right away, because this is the future, and if he still finishes drumming courses, then it will be

a very costly boy, it's all about me. i started out as a drummer, then i became a jazz pianist, and then a singer, so here it is, yes, well, thanks, friends for these jokes, we have come to the end of our show podcast jokes. and i'm vadim galygin once again , i would like to thank you and introduce you to the brand on the stone of the rest of the producer for you. he is for us. now it's just annoying, so if suddenly uh, somewhere you see brandon stone you know that he is a simple guy who went all the way in music, and a jazz pianist to a singer and producer. yes, see you next time. sending you all the best, good mood, goodbye. tsar

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hello, on the air of the news in the studio of sergey tugushev, many believers of the canonical ukrainian orthodox church spent this night in the kiev-pechersk lavra. people were afraid of its capture, as was the case with other churches , with the assistance of the kiev regime, they are handed over to schismatics on the eve of the expiration, the period for which the ukrainian authorities unilaterally terminated the perpetual lease agreement.

they ordered the monks to leave the territory of the monastery, they refused. and today, according to the previously announced plans of the ministry of culture, the commission for the acceptance of property was to begin work . the persecution of the canonical ukrainian orthodox church has grown into a large-scale state company since 2018. what , with the assistance of the patriarch of constantinople about bartholomew, did the canonical clergy establish on the schismatic orthodox church of ukraine for the last year? exposed large-scale repressions of priests are being pursued , criminal cases are being charged, accusing them of anti-ukrainian activities in some regions, the ukrainian orthodox church is banned. now it is going to be extended to the whole country, the relevant government bill is in parliament. assault detachments of the airborne troops, supported by artillery from unmanned aerial vehicles of a tank , captured a number of strongholds of ukrainian nationalists in the zone of the special operation to protect donbass as trophies. in

our military got a large amount of small arms. including foreign production. fighters. taking significant losses. in personnel and equipment, they could not hold their positions and left the line, the fire of russian tanks and artillery was destroyed, the ammunition depot was suppressed by a mortar platoon. fire damage was inflicted by the enemy reserve. the protection of russian units from air strikes is reliably provided by the crews of the buk-m3 anti-aircraft missile systems on combat duty, and not working around the clock from at any point, preparation of positions is not necessary to bring missiles into combat position in a matter of minutes, the system is able to detect and hit up to 6 targets, at once the interval between narrows is a couple of seconds. well, if god himself is attacked , the self-propelled air defense system will repel the attack, they always act in pairs. this complex is capable of hitting air targets at different altitude ranges at different ranges in

practice. he showed that he was able to work. even on multiple launch rocket systems, it showed its effectiveness. well , reliability was also destroyed by the kaimars consider it a difficult target. here is but on them a cockroach complex bubbling. three works pretty well clearly. new examples of the brave actions of our fighters sergeant dmitry yurasov helped the russian troops liberate one of the settlements during the offensive, discovered an ambush and entered into battle with superior enemy forces, destroyed three tanks and up to 15 militants on a combat vehicle multiple launch rocket systems. fire hurricane. supported the advance of our units , eliminated three pieces of enemy equipment and 16 nationalists. well-deserved military awards right on the front line in the zone of action were handed over to soldiers from the rifle formation of the central military district

of the order of courage and the insignia of the st. george cross there by worthy officers, sergeants and privates, who showed courage and courage in carrying out assigned tasks, the military speak about their exploits modestly army concisely. he received an order for the performance of a combat mission of holding a position in repelling an attack as part of his platoon, that is, and in particular, 10 people who were the first to enter the position and took what we are actually proud of. now the frame and the sverdlovsk region, there was a depressurization followed by a fire in the section of the main gas pipeline, yamburg yelets-1, a huge table in flames was visible from afar, fortunately there were no people nearby , no one was injured, as the tass agency reported, at the time of the emergency, the pipe section was turned off for carrying out repair and transportation of gas was not involved. gas supply to consumers is provided in full by parallel lines, the reasons for the incident

are explained. to russia from the first on request prosecutor general's office extradited a citizen of our country, accused in his homeland of stealing 9 million rubles. from the vault of the bank, the crime was committed back in 2016, when leonid lavrov was an employee of this credit institution. at the same time, according to investigators, together with accomplices, he tried to steal more than 200 million rubles. belonging to the affiliated structure of the bank, when the fraud was revealed by the russians. he went abroad, he was put on the international wanted list 2017. he was detained by law enforcement agencies. peru and lo, escort staff the federal service, the execution of sentences and the russian bureau of interpol leonid lavrov is being delivered to moscow in transit through brazil and turkey from the plesetsk cosmodrome in the arkhangelsk region , the soyuz launch vehicle was successfully launched, which put into orbit a satellite of the russian ministry of defense , the department said that everything went in the normal mode narrowly, given time to enter the target

orbit the spacecraft is reportedly accepted for control with it stable telemetry communication is established and maintained onboard systems are functioning ok satellite. a number has been assigned to the order. it is included in the main catalog of objects of the russian space control system.