and what to do, acarilena answers me. eh, now, if we are dealing with a good instrument, then hitting with all your might is ruining everything, and on the knee, the speed of movement is important, everything is big. yes, because actually four fingers. here are two. and here are two. yes, that's what you need to have time to play with four fingers everything that the pianist waters ten there. yes, uh, that's why you need speed, you need precision in all movements. and she needs tenderness and she needs huge ears on top of her head, so that all all the details of the sound of bells all the details of the work understand all the mechanics during the execution and control everything we will play. yes, this is an anthropology podcast at the first and we, following olesya rostovskaya, take off diving. yes, i'm taking off the terminus area. i have some kind of success, an old aunt who teaches to anyone all the time. he now teaches at the university

in the same place where she studied, and m. uh , i also have such a project that i really love. and now for the second year. uh, well, you could say inspired by the current events. i always used to somehow children's concerts. well afraid to say. so. this is very responsible and there is something wrong. there i will be carried into the fact that there i myself love some eggs, but for children, for example. this uninteresting attention went wrong, yes, that's all. went skewed. somehow i have always been worried and here in this very russian national museum of music. and where are the only ac synthesizers in the world where the term wolf is made by the hands of the term itself in the exposition. but two here, yes, 2 years already almost ago. eh, i was asked first to come up with an adult subscription, and then others say. let's children's. maybe i still resisted, but by that time i had already appeared.

such a real comrade-in-arms pianist maria martynovae, with whom we have such complete ensemble understanding and friendly, too, e. she teaches at the moscow school of music, and i came up with a subscription called, how to make music from everything and in particular at one of the concerts called , how to make music from drawing we straight from organs. they all pass next to the oldest russian organ, well russian. he is the master of ladoga , worth the organ, but of those organs that now in russia it is the oldest instrument. it's installed too. uh, in the museum of musical culture, the museum of music, uh, we go straight from the organ to the exposition, we look at the ac synthesizer and, uh, with the children. they don’t know that we are studying graphical nating with them, but in fact we are doing just that , they ask how, well, it looks like for termvox. here, as usual, well, here it looks for terminals. for terminvoxes, they can also do

this in this way, this is graphic notation. it just shows you how to move your arms. it doesn't show how to move your arms. in ordinary notes it is drawn what should sound in these children's concerts, which completely relaxed me in relation to children. eh, it turned out that children are absolutely cool in general, the same people as we are, with whom if you don’t need any fairy tales with them, there is shushu. this is what we are doing with them, music, which is so beautiful and interesting in itself that there is no lining with fairy tales. just don't, and uh, that's just the mentioned concert, how to make music from drawing hmm, i usually end up playing the piece now. well, at least a piece, maybe i'll play and i ask the children. uh, already guess by ear the voices of which animals they hear. and if someone wants, he can draw these animals. if the child is already tired, he can simply say,

then what kind of animals he heard. let's can you guess too? which daughter shall we try? this will now be the third part of my african. well, it's a bird. and this what a monkey well, someone is a trumpeting elephant, or what?

here it can be different, some say an elephant, and some say, here he is calling his coyote woman. she answers him. here there is such a piece, in which this is created, respectively, backing track accompaniment, ready and the whole part of the theremin. i completely improvise. each time, in a different way, er, these voices of animals vary. and in general, it's a thrill. when the children were there, everyone vied with each other. what can music do? out of all this, a very didactic remark is really out of everything. and here's another one for you . by the way, i would say the controversial version is the first ever musical instrument.

well, not drums, as some people think. here he knocked with a stick in a cave, here is no first musical instrument. this is a voice. and maybe mrs. rostovskaya chose all these instruments because she can’t sing, and being a young girl there as a teenager. i just knew how to sing. i even once sang in the small hall of the moscow conservatory, and then, when i played for the term, i didn’t immediately understand it, but i completely completely cut down all the need to sing that is characteristic of an ordinary person and i have been playing since the end of the ninety-eighth year. i play on the vox term. this has been something for many years. here i am since i don’t sing now and not a few years ago. i found that the muscles of my vocal cords are already there, and i can no longer control them with my brain.

i already now, even if i suddenly want to sing, i won’t succeed now. youth worked out, but now it doesn’t, because like any muscle, they require training, what if you don’t sing for 20 years, of course, everything is already, but inside something sounds like you. yes, that is your voice. this is how it sounds, but can you imagine such a phrase or fragment there now? where would we say? was it in line with female vocals? well, quite obviously. here i showed, as it were, normal notes, but for terminvox. let's. i might, uh, play around with them in my composition. uh, it's called clear waters, dear friends. and this is rostov's anthropology podcast. i thank you for your attention. all the best.

hello friends. this is a podcast, paw jokes. ah, here i am vadim galygin and

the wonderful morning birds are with me. but today they are in a different format, and night butterflies are good, but i can imagine that. yes , svetlana is wonderful, the host of the program. good morning. uh, but today they are really nocturnal butterflies - this is olga ushakova svetlana zeynalova greet each other. but first of all. uh, i want to introduce russian tv tuning charts on it. tune in to the good. yes , thank you, sveta. first of all, i would like to introduce you, how to charm them. mom. today we will talk about, including children, but about in context. uh, do children need to tell jokes, that is, should children be able to tell jokes, listen, you know, humor, how a joke affects education child, etc.

and so on and so forth, so let's probably start with, uh, well, as it were, firstly, how do you feel about the genre of anecdote and uh, did you manage to be present there in companies in childhood, that is, in childhood not teenagers there. and when you were little children, where adults told jokes or there, uh, you told how, in this children 's society, the environment in the yard and so on, only she is younger, eh, but in my soviet childhood, yes more than such vulgarity that one could hear from children, and there are eighty and 12 years. uh, on the street, then i might be like that, in general, when i grew up, i didn’t hear it now. yes, then i’m in the forest in the eyes of me says that it was fun, these are such eyes, and naturally there were topics that were very exciting and then the children are now worried about them. it's there with uh, money alcohol was not uh sex. in my soviet circles, this was discussed, it is possible that he will someday appear, and actually

from there, i would draw basic knowledge about how what happens between a man and a woman, and then jokes that are told at home. it's completely different. yes? it's completely different. and at home. so you scooped up others there, you know that the professionals on the street, mostly told, of course with swearing, the funniest and funniest jokes - they seem to contain normative vocabulary that you can’t say e not with children and not on tv. i remember him as a child laughing at the word fool, where did you grow up? we did ask. i, too, now a little so progressive well, look, come on uh, come on all the same so gradually, because everything just got in the way. firstly. i'm talking about a children's early age. i don't think that you , being there as a five or six and seven year old child, are already there, as if you heard such things or or really there, well, in your childhood, just in your childhood. you certainly laughed at everyones there. do you remember the jokes about cheburashka and gena, you understand? well, for example, there were also unpleasant ones

, you know, i didn’t taxi anywhere. pigs cut, what if they run away, where are you going to go, the children told each other. it was children. they laugh at everything trivial to them, in general the situation itself is comical. that is, they are, well, they don’t analyze deeply at all, that is, they find it funny, unexpected, some kind of ending or something like that, there are a lot of modern cartoons, for example, the same three heroes or uh, there is ilya muromets and so on. uh, there is ivan tsarevich and the gray wolf there is a huge amount of real humor and it seems that he is adults but subconscious children are much wiser than we are and they draw from there. i mean, we're 4 year olds, for example, when i say something backwards, i just say, don't make my horseshoes laugh. you see, she it seems like it's funny or she's from a cartoon about monsters. uh, stressed here is to dig to store what it is for her to dance. they say there's

veronica get up straight to dig. drop steel is more advanced in this sense. yes, these jokes, even in cartoons, are now so multi-layered and they understand them. but what was funny to us? well, as the wolf was chasing, we laughed. this is a boom lavi- we have been indecent since childhood, but he is so on the verge. yes, mary ivanna comes a real soviet teacher. hmm wow, the class comes and the guys say. look at me all who likes what, tell me, and i'll tell you who you will be when you grow up, mashenka. here's what you like? masha is not so like your hair. he says, mashenka, you will grow up to become a hairdresser. eh, petka here's what i like? oh, i like your marina's eyes so much. so you will grow up like a stove and become an oculist, and lyovushka, what do you like? oh, i love your shoes so much. here you will grow up to become a real designer. vovochka is not necessary, marivan is not necessary.

i realized i'll be working at a dairy. so, you see, what kind of childhood did you have? uh lovely ol you with your kids. you're basically telling a joke. do you generally accept it or not? we don't tell jokes anymore. i think it's a generation. i have two generations of kids 15 and 16 years old and a 4-2 year old younger. but older they have, in principle, grown up, probably on the work of vadim galygin, including also such stand-up comedians. yes, that is, an anecdote, as a genre, probably, has already died for the current generation, but they have learned the classical form, yes, of a funny story. that is, i have the daughter tells an endless story from school just like on stage, and she adds details with some kind. well, actually , how does the stand-up genre in comedy mean, yes, that is, she somehow beats everything in such a way that it sounds funny. but these are , as it were, not jokes, the real story of life, but in fact, after all, some life stories became jokes. why they say

it happened, and not a gothic situation, that is, almost an anecdote. now there is just such a meme, but it goes. uh, my favorite i, in my opinion, sent out to send out this situation a life that has become a meme, but scary, it is very funny. i sell a new, unworn bra , i bought it for growth, it didn’t grow. well, it's funny. why is it to whom? how do you understand? ol you just now said that anyway they are interested even in the form of this short stand-up performance there. yes, they still like the moment that they tell something, yes, a short genre, and i applaud and laugh at them, that is, in fact, earlier. here. uh, for example, in the company yes it was, well, it’s cool, they won’t talk fashionably, because it’s fun there was no other, now agree cool. here to go out, as if, well, here in this right there a to speak, but still get the same emotions. that is, when they say class to you, you are so funny or funny cool.

yes? such are the first steps in public speaking. it seems to me that this should be addressed directly. here, in the very early childhood, when a child tells something, even if it’s not funny, you need to mix laugh, smile and encourage the child not to become isolated, because, for example, in my childhood i had a problem when i sat straight , such a joke cool. i knew it would be funny, but for some reason i was afraid to express it. i do not know where where the sport is such a problem. yes, you do not have such professions for good morning answers. svetlana is gone. well, it’s like that with me. yes, no, well, now there are no problems with this, but i mean that i’m already kind of reading my own, on a good morning, and so now we’re sort of twisting such sewing. yes, good morning. very often i have these corridor jokes, as when i have already finished a phrase and such a cool joke comes up and is called monthly herbs. yes live. it seems to me that sometimes it is very big not to joke, than to change the joke. eh,

in this sense, colossal, as the classics of our genre say. if you can keep silent , keep silent, yes, less than children's performances, but as if over time you give the child this confidence. telling these stories is a kind of indicator. yes, how free he feels, how confident he is. if he can stand up and tell a joke in company, then everything is going well. and i am very glad that my children freely express my thoughts somehow, but i agree. the fact is that self-skill, that is, well, tells something in this case, we are talking about an anecdote. yes and uh, because there is such a nice bonus when he is funny, everyone around laughs, and then the person. uh understands, as he understands, what i'm doing now gave people pleasure, but anyway, well, well, there are such well-known sociologists there, there are teachers, there is lurie moshkin there. here i am utekhin rudenko, if i wrote out the last name, yes, that

is, they are completely different. well, in general, then there is, not to argue, they agree approximately, uh , and i completely agree that it helps children, it’s generally more connected to build their speech, in general, that is, speaking, then i don’t know with reports and so then just express your thoughts and uh, they all noted. i agree. they develop in children. wit. listen, well first, me. uh, on the one hand , i want to say that now humor has just changed, and it has become, uh, a little sharper , a little tougher and shorter, all these memes. uh, and in general, we don't like fast time. already long stories. here are the long laws on the screen in general now such clip thinking for 15 seconds, you understand? that’s all for 15-20 seconds, then the children already lose interest in what is happening, or they didn’t show it. yes, of course, either you either jumped, or you didn’t jump already, this is called. yes, who changed the subject of humor, we at one time, just joked about the government party. mother-in-law.

oh, mother-in-law. uh, the husband came home drunk, yes, he drank there and so on. well , basically, that's what we actually joked about, then there were some kind of jokes in the nineties new russian raspberry raspberries appeared there, there is a different kind of humor. yes, there are jokes on women over silicone. eh, as if not. well listen, you're joking aside my daughter , uh, asked, ah, if there is pressure in the silicone breast. maybe it's like in a cell, or what? in short, to pump up, she meant that if they are being cheated, she asked me, this is how she does it. i say, well, they do it so that they inflate. she says, and also, probably, there is a lot of pressure and it's not right there, they puff up, veronica. you will grow up, i will explain to you, now it is better not to think about it. here and my daughter generally offered to cheat a new mother, when i said that i would burst if i ate all these sweets, she says, it's okay, we

will cheat a new mother, that's all. it's okay to say such childish humor. well, of course, they welcome me. we talked with dad here that dad offered to cheat a new mom, otherwise mom burst yesterday. yes, uh, in general, the humor itself is simply changing, because the generation is changing, it’s normal for them not to tell them a joke about brezhnev now. and they, of course, giggle, but that's not why can certainly be concluded. and here is olya, i don’t know, you probably also agree that whose children tell jokes? for example , you say this genre now, like it’s gone, but why not bring it back? so, for this, i kind of make this program, yes, an anecdote, and in order to, uh, well , this genre, on which the whole country lived, can not be for years , and there people told jokes there at interruptions and it was cool to know and be able to tell. it's some there right away it's a cool guy the girls look differently. and we just don't do it now. no, wait. so maybe, wait now. this is

somehow now a genre of reality, but more popular. well, first of all now. yes, firstly, the story of life is used by children for kids. e you younger kids. you just said, here are yours which are 15-16. yes, there , maybe some are trying there, and you tell the younger ones. here, well, you explain some jokes here, these memes, what's the matter? or an anecdote, now they show. well, i have a great love of humor, at home, yes, that is, they, for example, i have prankkinkers. this is also there such a look. well, yes, well, it's also interesting to play. it's scary to leave the house. yes , because some kind of pillows pop up on me for i don’t know something. and what is the name i named in honor of the pranksters called it here, my children we i am learning to laugh at myself. that is, when they fall, and i understand that this is not a dangerous fall. they are without injury, then i, of course, also start to applaud bravo famously fell laugh at themselves the first people fall. well, that is, in any case, you encourage humor and maybe after our

program. at least you start there. to tell, imagine coming home or so children, i need to think seriously, i have an encyclopedia of our home humor. this i can advise all parents, because all these children's stories are funny. they forget very quickly. even if this is one child and it seems to you that i will always remember all this, it’s not like it’s forgotten very quickly, and i wrote down all their jokes in a notebook, and now every child has one. actually your encyclopedia of humor. well, you see how he studies, and you are with me all the time studied there on some short ones on harms on tef. i understand that for me a personal generation. these are the lost names. it 's all the same here, if at all now for children, yes , for example, they read, well, in general, they can be, yes, and just like stephi and others. uh, the authors have short stories where everything is lined up and it turns out to be some kind of funny. uh situation. at kharms, for example, there are these grandmothers who fell out, you remember, but yes,

and how is it now for a child. that's to say that oh , it's cool. here grandmothers measured themselves in church, who will beg whom? who is whom to stop on the muscles is such. i think that she is more than all these, this is uh such. here is the humor of the time. yes, we are already accepting it. it's beautiful humor. there are such jokes. well, a lot of anecdote, so teach your child to tell funny stories, funny situations. humor means teach him to think logically and perform beautifully. in principle, that is, the joke spills something, and then the joke can be funny. yes, everyone around neighed, and you got a dose of endorphins. i'm cool i got around no, or not funny when not funny anecdote. tell laugh after the word shovel. yes, uh, you know, or not funny. here and uh, then you don't get it and vice versa, it's some kind of stressful situation. this is also prepared forever by sodium to say, i will never tell anything again, of course, but this is also such a situation, as it were, preparing

a child for life and testing self-understanding. yes , and their stress resistance and so on, therefore, in this regard. eh, that's very helpful. well, humor is impossible without it, because from how olga says, you will fall. yes, it's funny there. you can treat any situation differently. you fell, you're all in tears, i can't do anything. everything in life is terrible. life is shit and your child starts to perceive this model from you. approximately the same, but if you fell and said, ha-ha-ha, look, and mother kosunozhka so everyone got up there that they ran. yes, here 's something else. mom will get up. yes , by the way, i teach children to laugh at themselves first, if some situation at school happened for laughing at themselves first and then no one will give birth over you. okay anecdote for my childhood. i was told it. i wasn't even 10 years old yet. i remember him, i can still tell you, but i had to . he is an indecent anecdote clearly that shaped my perception of life. so, it’s not the decency of indecent words there, but the situation itself , the theater is on a performance and understands that one of

the characters, the artist took to drink, didn’t come ill, he’s still gone. well, that's enough. uh, assistant director, that means, with a dude, says stepanovich, we need to go out to play a performance, the hero didn’t come in english. yes, i don’t know the text, well, i’ll go, i don’t know the text they are sitting there. he will tell you everything. go go, i beg you. oh, he's getting dressed, which means there's a prompter out there. all the rally will not. the scene of the wife is leaving. the table is a chair, he sits on a chair with a prompter, he tells masha, my old wife. i became old masha, i became masha my vision is not the same masha my vision is not that already. i don't see masha. i don't see you with your blue eyes. my hearing. masha is not

the same, my hearing. masha can't hear the birds anymore. i am a bird god in the morning, i slowly get up. why am i slowly getting up? and now masha and most importantly, these are the anecdotes that made me soil the reality that i am, well, okay. i now understand that i formed you such a beautiful prince finds cinderella puts on a shoe and cinderella screams, my god. the shoe came up, he said, wait. now we will measure with strings. you can see quite a bit about the princess. you've already told a joke here. what about the thong? yes, when this limit comes. ah, well, then when you realize that you, probably, with children

become approximately one on an equal plane perception that the child will correctly understand what you want to convey, or what is the meaning of this form, yes, that is, it is impossible. you know, i always say that i'm young. i am young young young, but today i realized that i tried too young. i’m saying why because now i’m sitting with my twenty-five-year-old daughter in moscow with a bottle of champagne, we’re sitting with her drinking and telling stories, and at the moment when you realize that she’s no longer your little girl, whom you always go to you teach and you guard. well, yes, a woman with whom you sit on an equal footing and can talk about the peasants there, what it means for the worker, and have a drink, and suddenly there is no need to hide. there are some of them even there things to pick up words, yes, that is, she already speaks at this moment, do you understand that you already do? how

would we say age, because, well, 20- odd is already there. well, as if grown -up people from their lives with their own experience in the cinema should be staged. well , six plus zero plus or minus, plus i need it, but there should be some kind of psychological readiness, but still you, and here are the jokes you laughed at most in childhood. to be honest, i don't remember jokes as a child at all. i do not know why a decent family of intellectual good. dark humor was very popular in my family. they joked harshly on each other, made jokes and set them up. that is, as such, jokes. we didn't tell. well it. well, this is a charm. good morning. you know, how yaroslav is a large family, now i have new black children, yes, and we always had some kind of situation, and yes, we laughed

at each other very, very much. if you managed to play a trick on someone, namely, you are not needed for a long time yet. here's some, remember, uh, black humor. yes, well, from such a more or less decent one, and the killer was a well-mannered person. why did all the stabbings decide like that? applied to the right, no. once again, when i started working, i also worked with butterflies stelamin, there was such a popular very popular show in the late nineties and early 2000s, so these very caustic sexually political humors will be amazing talented. he formed me people. you know, you know, how television comes and says, so you have people in your area, you know, they are popular, who everyone knows. oh, we have a watchman tikhonych, he is 92 years old, the women love him, directly - he says, every day he goes to him in a joint. well, they come to him to interview, they usually look at him

as an old man, you know, a shaggy beard sits on an eyebrow, there’s no guessing anymore, and the water says everything. well, tell me how you live. well, i'm already old, go sit that i don't go anywhere. i'm here. well, maybe you know some songs for a woman, especially. no, well, like the songs here. what am i, i'm sitting here, i'm not going anywhere, no, well, how, you are a woman, well , how would you fill up these, he says. no, well, what, i don’t go anywhere. i'm sitting here, no, nothing. he says quietly. so why do women love you so much? yes, i don’t know, said tikhonovich. i twirled my furry eyebrows with my tongue. so, vadim's advice, vadim , if it means you will meet a beautiful young girl, approached her and asked her phone and she shaved you hard and did not want to meet with you. don't worry,

you just need to relax, come home and play with your grandchildren, it's soothing. good thank you for your advice. yes, for nothing, polchik. please tell us about a large family. if you want, here it is read, dad tells a fairy tale to his daughter, he says it was with the king, shaking, the son was the first smart child, the average was this way and that. well, the third was, fool, sick, or what? there is no reason that every time he got worse and worse in any case. here you can imagine this is all the same family about a large family summed up olya, well, let's, uh, we have limited time. hmm. unfortunately. i think the audience. hey, we'll be forgiven. e for a small

number of different jokes, because we are mostly girls, we yes, we figured out, uh, let's say psychologically. he did not prepare, he did not tell a single anecdote. he's handsome too. here. imagine imagine that we are not just guests of the program. and we don't know you such beautiful girls sitting chicks. and you are now in the bar, you seem to be hooked to us we simulate it, you'll take it. so, yes, we will go straight from night to morning. so you sat down with us and want to somehow interest us in your own person. you want to make sure that you understand that a woman in bed needs to be made laugh. well, make us laugh , cheburashka comes running and says, gena sent us oranges shapoklyak. he is class. he says 10 grand for each crop. gena says, wait some more goosebumps and how is it, how is it, maybe 10 oranges in each passive says? well , again you start your nudyatinu, i don’t know, i you don't have to eat your families already. let's sum up

some small result friends. today we uh talked about whether or not to tell jokes to children. should children? can you tell jokes yourself? and in principle, let 's agree on what to do mothershin, so we all agree and well, maybe you argue for yourself, but we came to the conclusion that a child should tell jokes. he improves himself. eh more related speech. he then once will convey more information competently. well, as an adult. i don't know it's wrong there. it grows and integrates into our culture of russian culture, in addition to this. tell jokes. e teaches a child to be witty to understand the meaning of what was said much faster than a child who does not understand what. well, and it is very important, then in society these are people who understand humor. yes, as it were, well , there is someone you can make fun of there and so on. that is, you agree that jokes

for children are 100% useful, yes, that's it, it's a pleasure to work with you. i also remembered that they are friends. tell kids jokes teacher kids tell jokes. yes this genre changed a little, but still. uh, this is a very useful story that in your family will not only be a guarantee of a good mood, but will also give your child the opportunity to feel calm, well , somewhere in another company and then it will probably come in handy in life too, yes, but like him to take the place of vadim galygin because he will grow old. and i'll go here good morning friends. we can also change this way for me, thank you very much, and thank you girls. i wish you good morning broadcasts, and that's how you are, and this is what is always done. they charged everyone with a good mood, like our program, all the best, friends. this is a tip of the paws of anecdotes, and i vadim galygin and svetlana and olga also

tell you, bye bye. lord