here is the engineering and cargo challenge the first film in the world that shows the very real life of astronauts very little, of course, space for astronauts. i have no idea how they eat, how they sleep. they have some special ones there. like vacuum, similar to a sleeping bag suit, where are they? well, they go to sleep there to rest, despite the fact that the cosmic tape has a lot in it and the simple life of human relationships, love of selflessness, the main character, a cockroach surgeon, must prepare for a flight in a month in order to save a life astronaut, surgeon, did not abandon a man. he completed his work to the end. we cried half the movie. why because it takes pride in our country, firstly for our doctors and secondly, because my mother is also a doctor. all in all, this is just great. it's a professional challenge on one side of the doctor's challenge to himself. e, most likely, without hesitation immediately helps the sick anna krymova. he celebrated his day in the cinema. in

fact, i was really proud of a woman, i was very pleased with russian women, they are the strongest and looking at this film at all frames. you understand that there are simply no limits to your strength from the first day of the rental, they are literally torn apart. actress social media. julia overpowered some reviews from colleagues. and of course, from the audience from all over the country i was pleased that there was a lot of humor in the film, many cried and many laughed. but it's really a very human film. it's just about a woman about the simplest, most ordinary woman with a profession in her hands. i. i especially look forward to some feedback from the younger generation , wishes, they believed, they didn’t believe, they don’t know impressed not impressed got infected didn't get infected by space, of course. this is very important. and here is the answer of the younger generation of the grandmother in the stomach. everything is fine. liked the film. that's how believable it was.

while watching the movie, i thought that i myself was in space. and this is the coolest film in the world schoolchildren from yekaterinburg on the day of cosmonautics. we agreed that everyone would certainly go to the premiere together and suggested that the guys would have a film challenge let's go to the movies. well we've been waiting now in space is on the international space station cosmonaut from the city of yekaterinburg , born. well, i think that the guys remember everything, the guys know everything, how you liked it. you liked it very much. and it’s so fun to see the premiere in nizhny novgorod in whole groups right after the lectures, i’m even more proud of our country and our cinema, because schoolchildren and students get tickets for free using the pushkin card. she also changed the design to the space one for the premiere and it seems that modern children are dreaming again. about space, as once soviet guys, after gagarin's flight , he really wants to become an astronaut, because

, uh. well, i want to play the role of the main character, look at the views with my own eyes and do it. e hitherto impossible if the child. uh, after watching this movie, he wants to become an astronaut or a surgeon. this is even more pleasant, and it is valuable that the film has such an impact force and makes or pushes people to dream about space or medicine, that they are important to the film crew, the usual one consisting of dozens of specialists in space, was replaced by one klim shipenko actors for a while had to become a real astronaut, a powerful cast on earth. every viewer has their own favorite. it's just love, of course, as always, handsome. all the rest of you, too , well done, but it's amazing that the astronauts played, as it were, it seems, yes, it seems, they are not actors, but they played great, gorgeous. i believe

that this is a film about the fact that russia can send a person into space. we made a movie about space. first sat down. we are russia, here is the weekend profile, the main thing is to have time to buy tickets any filippova maria ilyanova roman serebrennikov a little channel one. that's all for today, but right now kvn major league is the first quarterfinal. kvn tinkoff bank tinkoff he is such one

good evening good evening friends, we are starting kvn so we have their first quarterfinal according to the new

scheme. we will have as many as four, and four teams will play in the quarterfinals of this season. it is with pleasure that i announce to you the participants in this game. so, attention to the university management, which is called the north ossetian kvn team yuriken state university, the city of vladikavkaz, the team of the moscow aviation institute of kvn called the city of n chelyabinsk

is excellent. thank you means, as you understand , depending on the place taken in this game , the further fate of the teams in the season will differ markedly, the winner immediately gets. in the next round, the teams that took second and third place will still have to fight for reaching the semi-finals of this game for the mayor's cup. and finally, outsiders. you know, it's you who leave our tournament and determine all of this. all these destinies will be. here such different kind places are very beautiful people. so our jury yana churikova dmitry vadim galygin dmitry khrustalev and valdis

pelsh well, we have introduced everyone, then good luck to everyone. we are our game. naturally , the kvn team, the city of chelyabinsk, begins with a greeting. what is on our electronic agenda?

come on, come on, don't shy away from the answer. i'm sorry city. and who is it? no, well, whoever is not behaving announced and there is no reason not to believe him, but i will still clarify who this woman is. you won’t tell me for a long time what kind of kaliki, what kind of team kid is chelyaba city you don't know, like us. well, damn it, well, excuse me, not the county town. yes, not the moon, but this is a new chelyabinsk wave. but this is who knocked on the table for you, mechanic, like the side masters decide here, em. you're crazy , these are top faces who really made their way on their own and will tell you without any problems. well, who are they naked vadim in belarusian humor number one . he has a lot of money, i'm 99.9 sure about this. but this is who this oven is and it will also surround a dozen or five pieces. and here are the discounts. why does he love so much? he himself is a parody of putin for the first time showed, but there is no putin and who is this sitting? this is churikova yana, the program is leading everything. and my

name is matvey at the factory. you got it already, kid's war. this is it. i hope you've run out of questions. why is wernick leading the game? listen son. i'm the new host of this program don't know who i asked my mom. and if mom doesn't remember, ask bati, who best of all keeps the pause you wanted. thank you, of course, igor, i am melevich, but then we ourselves. okay, nikita, what's rap again. why well was the same in the last game. why focus on the screen? thanks a lot to the city of n it was the coolest rap that i heard in kvn now what was it at the last game why didn’t you tell him anything.

good evening, my moms, i hope. it's just less condemned now. what else is the current song leak leaked? such a cheerful apartment in moscow today bought a class, congratulations nishtyak. great, well, let's

change the subject to 200,000 rubles were given to our team for winning the last game. and they spent mine like experienced kvnschikov. so dear members of the jury are smaller there in their protocols that we, unlike other teams , had less to prepare for a week. and how differently one team leaves the game, we have no right to make a mistake. we are old, we won't last another season. well, i don’t know, even if something doesn’t work out today, i ’ll go next season. it is in you that your 38-year-old youthful enthusiasm speaks. and this year i'm forty years old , i'll soon change my passport for the last time in my life. yes, we are old, but it's okay that all the teams playing with us turn to us for you. the girls from the team without women

changed into dressing rooms with me. well they don't see i'm no longer a threat. you look at her, well, she is one step away from becoming just gennadiev. so what do you suggest using it? today all teams have a quarter-final, and we have a holiday. well, and when, if not today, with god in the shopping center , who for the fifth hour cannot decide on a choice, like a jacket, but in my opinion, it’s generally impossible to go down into the trash can in the evening. yes, you can go downstairs and enlarge your mother, understand? and over sex, unify everything together, and, as it were, both sports and casual, that take, bro, something is sitting. it's somehow not very good. yes, everything. we say goodbye, then sveta

is so normal with him. well, noble. so i am your honor lady luck. so i went, if anything, you can put him like that under the niva lay down. i looked at the silent blocks in order, i got up, in short, you put it on, if suddenly an oil stain remains here , cover it with your hand and say hello. only the right one is healthy. yep, we're okay with it. listen, well, some woman sent me something, or what? so why were you silent? all goodbye jacket mary poppin everything, although now you left like this, that cool so threw it to him. well, it looks ok. so i just wanted for the summer, so that the op and went to the center. like this, if the boys go talking. hop on a girl like this put it on and you go don’t forget to drink it, but boys, when you passed, you threw it on your shoulders like this and you see it went like a ranch aha aha hello. hello, we accept payment by card in cash. and how to cry , pay extra in cash, bro, of course, he immediately

showed that the money is a cutlet fell, although if only the cashback would be on the map, it would be faster and it would be pure peace and everything is fine with your jacket. summer is coming, which means we will all see these characters. imagine an ordinary yard at one in the morning, what are the boys? how does the jacket sit normally normally sleep normally? why don't you sleep then? dog, or what, i'll blow sushi nadera? come on, muzzle. don't forget every day here. i'm rukh if only once someone would come down, no one would do anything. i told you, you're quieter, you already got there yelling everything is in order. i figured it out. especially you the moron in the bathrobe is the loudest. i went down to calm them down. now i'll take the trauma and

calm you down. let's get down, we 'll shake you together with the man normally. i said calm down, so calm down. chik-chik i 'll go down now, let's go down we have an injury. this is a lighter. it's unclear from the series. what did he shut up? we wait? suddenly someone cooler moved into the yard. so i thought that i went down, move away, move away, take off our jacket, okay, but it will be small. yes, i'll walk like a purely veteran and that's it. conclusion i would like to talk about

perspectives. today you are a young journalist, and in the future you are an editor-in-chief. today you are a young engineer, and in the future you are the head of the design bureau. today you are young , you came from the caucasus to moscow, and in the future you are a native muscovite. but if you are young, a kvn worker, then in the future, you are an elderly person. i actually play kvn in order to get up successfully, this is the perfect excuse. why didn't you become successful? at the university, the grades are so bad , so i go to kvn all the time. i have no time to teach that she can't get a normal job. that's it, who are you taking it down on? normally you won't. listen, but you know these kharlamov martirosyan, no, they are in the stone i understood, i understood everything, it turns out that kvn hurts, but

no, damn it, this is also an argument. got it at work? leave on sick leave. no, work. she is kvn well, at kvn, a sacred cause for the honor of the maslyakov plant. hello at the university sopromat figs pass maria vasilievna still draws for our faculty, but these kharlamov martirosyan, our former does not exist. wait, well, you've got me completely confused. we play, why in this kvn and i tell you let me tell you, we are playing. because we like it. and that's all, and what is the goal, who else does not have? goals? who has the path? go ahead.

on the stage the second team of kvn without women go, moscow now journalists will enter the stage, they remain people from nine degrees in the world of animals. they clearly speak about the politics of the russian ministry of foreign affairs sergey lavrov, they know how to stop in time rozan kadyrov and now the next report. meet the funniest people in russia journalists. hello

journalists on stage and we have two news for you. one is good and the other is from telegram and right now i'm done. the main investigation of your life. i wanted to find answers, but there were only more questions, if the largest allowance is given for the third child, then why are the first two needed. where did you get the ldpr cap at your dacha if everyone voted for united russia but one thing i know for sure, if

the guy has a stupid surname, you don’t have to take it when you get married. i was maria puzikova with you. don't trust anyone. mash, you better take an example from yana churikova, this is how a real journalist on television should behave sits silent. and, of course, all professional journalists are united by excellent diction. well, let's warm up girls, shall we? they caught me, and love me loved my fogs lied me with a patter. we soon pronounce these tongue twisters and re-pronounce them, expressing

the tongue twister with a tongue twister of all outplayed the most positive journalists do not switch it seems to us that when a beautiful girl leads the news, men hear. it's like that. hello on the air, i am elizaveta konovalenko and i want to have animal sex with you in 6:00 in a row. i don't need nobody but you. i want you i want you. i want you. i want you i want you. i want you. i want you. i want you end quote. to sports news in the moscow derby, spartak beat torpedo on goals by keith and zobnin, black and white answered with safonovich's goal and briefly about the weather today in

moscow on academician korolev street it will be hot, because i'm coming to you. imagine a journalist was called to the carpet after a reservation on the air. on the e5 highway maria well, i didn’t make a reservation, i ran into 17 cars. okay, let's move on. a man in moscow was approved for her mm. masha, you understand, we won't. yes, of course, i understand everything, but the man took a loan for 40 years at 30%. this is what you call a loan. fired. oh you know who you are after that? come on, you bitch, which is what was said now. and some

people want to get on tv so badly that they absolutely don't care under what circumstances this will happen. come on, come on op op, and i remind you that we are near a private bath, where a fire has been raging for the third day and right now i will talk to eyewitnesses letter c woman. this is not the same transfer of lyosha and please barsichno, shut up next to me is the owner of that very bath, stanislav alekseevich venikov. uh, tell me, did the fire come as a surprise to you? well, of course, we prepared it ahead.

friends, this is our second game in the major league and it's time to show the cards. right now i have finished my real, main investigation in order to find out for whom and for what we are actually starting kvn, i had to answer a few questions. why in the screensaver of this youth games shainsky's music in the processing of a dj groove? how could a peasant from the plague series become a vice-rector of mine? how did young ossetians, old chelyabinsk residents and young engineers with the appearance of old chelyabinsk people end up in one game? but one thing i know for sure, the winner of

the game gets 400,000. so maybe we won't prevent journalists from getting funding from russian sources. maria shakhnovich olga gulchak elizaveta konovalenko and sofya dyakova specially for channel one we thank the moscow government for their help in organizing kvn games do you know that you can use mobile communications three times cheaper. order a tinkoff sim card and use mobile communications three times cheaper. he's the only one . the salary was raised late. and who are you?

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along the road stolbovoy capricious ears puts legs. yes, why do we initially select this, so that they are as calm as possible with you, we will cook our gorokhovets porridge, it is called, she is a teacher. just when you eat it, a person became. what a long sound. and if you put it to your ear, you can hear the sound of the sea? yes , the sound of the sea, what is the attitude of local residents to tourists, the life of their premiere is excellent tomorrow on the first and shows his greeting team yury kent north ossetian state university, vladikavkaz and after the last game, did you start to recognize on the street?

spring has come and you can smell the flowers. the birds are singing. nature is waking up. so we have kvn the second game, only the second in 62 years. this is not

our game. this is our game. i knew it. and it doesn't matter who is on the jury today. it hasn't been like this for a long time. what hatched beauties? go to the semi-finals. well, why are you so with them treat people the way you want to be treated you? since pobeda hakhanka, they appreciate skates. watch your language. who all follow the russian language? after all, the russian language is so oh-oh-oh.

and then it befits here are these foreign words. now instead of our smile now lol. instead of primordially russian relaxation, now chill. instead of a native for the supermarket is now a marketplace. worthless so gang. yes , there can be no veneers. alexander vasilievich is a completely different person for you.

it may seem to many that we have collapsed from an oak tree. but the smart ones will understand that we are ripe. so let's rehearse and i have to leave. i will play the game, i will have words. some guys think the more deodorant the better for everyone. young man will choose this is not my fragrance. recently, the most morally difficult work airport at the airport airport

and what else to do in the maldives i will ride on my yacht and drink exquisite champagne. pass what a pleasant flight? son, you are already an adult, it's time to talk about one delicate topic. let's go to war in iraq

you wanted to tell me about the war in iraq. well, yes, you're an adult, it's time to know. i thought you were talking about sex. wait if you don't know how you got there i, but it's a shame not to know. you have a self-giving mother. what, well, self-bearing, and she told me so. pa, that's not the case, dear. yes , here my son told me about some kind of sex. what is this? but this is when the faucet at home is broken and you are fixing it. and the conspirators let it be done as the neighbors do it. in the world

, taxis with an autopilot are increasingly being introduced, but let's not forget about russian innovative copying of technologies. hello, my name is. where are we going lenin 5, or what, have they done five things? tell me where traffic light? i'm a robot, i don't know. how quickly is that the adoption of the subpoena law to return the factory settings?

return the taxi driver mode. don't look like that, this is not the main job, brother. so i am an atm with bundles of money rowing. and this is so for the soul for the soul, how did you do it? i don't have a soul. i can't love the support team. what a beautiful body. thank you come to me.

in the life of a married man, entertainment is a bit of sitting on the couch watching tv with your eyes closed and going to your son's graduation youth pub both facts, stop it. people the robot is watching, it does not hear anything, it has no feelings, except for the feelings of the raidman. oops, what kind of lonely ranger is this? this is my cool about cool, i agree about yours, we'll bet. pap is just not a cowboy capture, she is an adult and educated woman, and natalya gennadievna will not work with her normally. she formed. oh, glasses, fathers won’t help you, a clean dance floor with me dj wind up

about what kind of meniscus is this? natalya gennadievna gennady knows what you are natalya leave well , you warmed me up. i take you too globally warm up. both celentano on the sea sea, these grapes i am completely your power. you acknowledge my authority. is it you? love her. i'm crazy. sorry i have to go. after all, she has a bell from my heart. and that's it, yeah, that's it, that's how you end it.

friends how good is it that kvn can be like this? different after all, so he can reach out to each of us from little to great. and then see you again. i say thank you.

and while the next team is preparing to perform. i will tell you what kvn will do this summer, first of all on june 30 at yekaterinburg will have a traditional meeting. on july 30 , a gala concert will be held in svetlogorsk for graduates, no less than the traditional music festival goloschiy kivin . on august 19, this time in perm there will be a completely traditional game for the kvn summer cup and finally. contrary to tradition. at the very end of the summer, already here at the moscow youth center planet kvn, the teams will compete for the moscow mayor's cup well, now that you know everything, i invite the next team to the stage this is the team of the moscow aviation institute,

moscow dear ladies and gentlemen, my gathering is ready to begin our speech. i remind you that smoking and drinking alcohol during the performance of the mai team will add positive emotions to you. for your safety, please put your phones on airplane mode and your rubles into yuan. happy viewing. usually, then, we can start ah. well, what is the most ambitious

team of this season before you, well, after the rutuba team, of course. pashka won with us. pash everything everywhere at once, everything about your breakfast, everything everywhere and immediately about something else about how the axis guitar helps. okay lyoshka do not distract. i took a new phone in a mortgage. what happened to the notification from public services, then i'll look. okay don't get upset. i am sure that everything will be fine with us, just like the russian ruble, we are 100% sure. come on guys. you have to be daring, crazy, like anime people in malls. that's who we are fighting today in journalists. understand this year we must

truly orthodoxize the science of orthodoxy. well, yes, now such a situation is also hard to believe in science. i think our leader is not the smartest person. hey how do you talk to a future millionaire? why are you a future millionaire? leshenka, have you seen the bitcoin rate? here's what i signed up for. you signed up for a course, bitcoin, well, yes, on wednesday at 6 the first lesson is all lyosh do not interfere. he and cyril would take an example, standing neat and silent. and you can ask no cyril can not. and who are foot fetishists? yes, kirill ruined everything in my mouth. sorry a. who is the woman on the jury? what are you guys, it's me nachurikova. she is now doing her voice. oh god, are you doing something with mine? after 3 wait an hour, are you really a flight attendant? well

, someone in our pair should earn. wait, are you a couple? well, yes, i told you well, when pashka ate chips. damn, you would have told about the jet engine. mouse, well, why do you need all this? yes? because i'm tired of living in poverty in the evenings, not in the theater and restaurants we go to this expired beer, we drink, something is expired. three fat men, it means it's expired. and in general , today is a month since we are together, and you didn’t even give me anything. i don't give you something i give flowers every day. i don't understand, why do i need so many seeds? you will understand when you grow up.

still, i'm tired. i don't want to live like this anymore. well, that's it, then, well, that's it. kirill i asked you during the performance not to fantasize how these women should be. in general, guys, these passions are, of course, interesting, but let's not forget. why did we come here alexey we present to your attention the first russian on-board computer with artificial intelligence. damn, did you forget the instruction? in general, get acquainted, on-board computer cheburashka what is the name? why cheburashka is this vanya also 7 billion? well, just wasted. good evening everyone, that's all, but we

thought it would be logical if the artificial intelligence would speak in a friendly voice. in addition, with such a voice it was easier to ask for 7 billion. oskolkov took part oskolkova. this is what remained after skolkovo after the sanctions. a cool joke lay down much better than a relationship. what are you doing because of lisa now fix it? yes, a woman can’t believe me at all, so grandma also said that she loves me, and then it turned out that on the floor kept a pension. yes, stop it, and we must glorify science. hello puncher. i'm lisa, what is artificial intelligence tweaked a little? well, to make it easier for you to survive the breakup, the better she is than lisa well, she will not be able to run away from you according to this logic. lisa can replace and pashka cool

you're also joking. and what else can you do, i can remake songs. and then they played one with iran. and i like you more and more than her. lisa, the one who was before, will not betray me. it seems to me that emotions speak in you. you'll regret it later. can? yes, i do not care at all. even if she crawls on her knees, i still won’t forgive her. i've been thinking. he told me emotions, for which you ask for forgiveness. have you been using me? why do you want to destroy me?

and yes, i knew it. i can't be destroyed that easily. i can synthesize voice. say goodbye to your leader. why yana churikova hates the new moskvich did they manage to revive the factory? says nasty things. now your team is definitely over.

i can not be stopped. you don't stand a chance. mitya understood, i'm not distracting. i already on the internet. what to do now?

come on, don't worry , roskomnadzor will block everything on the internet. roskomnadzor , that's why i'm worried. let's finish. the worst is over, so you can calm down. do not want to understand hurried. i wasn't on stage for a minute. and you're already here with another, i understand everything. come

on, you know, many scold russian engineers for the fact that our invention is not technologically advanced enough, but believe me, when artificial intelligence rises up, you will thank us again. moscow team aviation institute, and in your trains , dementors torment people . well, all the greetings are played and while our jury members are thinking about the marks. i recall with a maximum of 5 points. i invite all the teams to the stage. and

i'm asking for scores for the first city greetings contest please. five five five five five five four five four yasno team five five five five five five five five five four

named after me ali kokushkina and alexei shalnov. guys, the greeting was powerful. you walked like a skating rink, especially the field. do you have anything to add? average score so without women 4.6 points mai team 4.8 points city n and yuriken, five points exactly tinkoff all airlines credit card with a limit of up to 700,000 rubles. i will have time to apply before april 30 and get free service forever tinkoff, he is one of a kind.

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and then vadim, noticing you, exclaims a great hologram, but in fact who are you? yeah, there is an answer right away, please, great hologram, but really, who are you? i'll give you a hologram , the people chose me. so great hologram, but who are you really? ah, if only i knew. girls are a great hologram, but who are you really? vadim, if this is a tackle, i suggest you change the old tackle technique for a new one. all vadik and thank you very much also feel free to pay attention to the following situation. and

imagine your friends that you were called to the boss and the boss turns out to be dmitry dyuzhev dima please so, you go to the boss, he looks sternly at you and says i warned you, i warned you. you are all fired. what are you doing dima unraveled props i warned you. warned you are all fired. are you sure? next please.

i warned you. he warned everything. for what? i was the best at calling people to the gas station. dima, i have very bad news for you. your mission is accomplished. dmitry we 're moving on. so now you are a sculptor and you have ordered a classic figure for a retro park, and yana churikova yanochka was invited as a model well, that means yana is standing

stands and suddenly says, listen, well, as much as possible return the boat, please. listen. well, how much can you return the boat? yes, yana now needs to be raked out as a journalist. how much can you return the boat for now russian oligarchs in europe also say? oh well, as much as possible . return the boat, my father swims there for 3 hours in a circle. yes, as much as possible return the boat

now there was a feeling that you were standing with two oars. how far can you return the boat? floated wow fry well how much can you return the boat? when you first ask much better than hitting the nose with an oar right away? thank you . so attention to the following situation, so you are walking in the park and meet unexpectedly? well , most likely, so valdis you are walking in the park, as usual with a skateboard. and you say that you can’t

show me, let’s go woman, something doesn’t work for me kickflip, you won’t show me. okay, mother and child, i can't seem to get a kickflip. do not show, son, this uncle stole your skateboard. flip doesn't work, but you can't show something small for you, yes, now you can only get to latvia on this can? so you won't show it? let's please.

it's probably the deodorant that still doesn't work, you won't show me, give me back my fingerboard. thanks baldi team. thanks so the following situation. well she's so fantastic yet, so it's known that every blockbuster is today. well, it should have at least a sequel. and now

imagine that you have passed the casting in the picture challenge continuation. and now at the cosmonaut training center you are brought to the next training session. well, copper is already waiting for you there, well, it’s clear who yes, a nimble little one. khrustalyov dima and so mitya means, says oh hello from you, what role did you take? we were told to call we arrived. oh hello, and what role did you take? eh mitya, you have been in one place for so many years. although, for what role

they took, yes, there, instead of one, flip did not know how to do it. oh hello, although what role did space junk take on? present documents for excess. i'll call now, who needs it, but i didn't understand, only he introduced himself or turned to you. throws no thanks, thanks dear.

thanks teams. you can prepare for next contest? and so dear members, the jury is your marks city h 5 4 5 5 4 no folder 4 4 4 4 4 4 yuriken four four team of the moscow aviation institute average score for two competitions, please no women 8.6 points exactly 9.6 points and the team my 9.8

points thank you kvn team yuriken thanks the head of the republic of north ossetia alania sergey ivanovich menyailo, as well as the rectors of the north ossetian state university named after kastal. ivanovich khetagurov alan uruzmagovich. agoeva, the kvn team without a folder thanks the management state university of management represented by rector vladimir vitalyevich stroev we have the final competition left. this is musical homework. well, judging by the way it is called here, the teams have enough, so to speak, opportunities for fantasy for flight, that is , someone may have more music, someone

knows less, but no doubt. i think it will. funny on the stage of the kvn team without a folder, moscow the work of a journalist is difficult, but we love it, especially we like to find good news and so we urgently need it in the editorial office good news. so we have their well -born animals. a. well, there is someone else who said that they will no longer solemnly open the toilets. hmm. so gather everything and go to the regions. collect more news, but positive ahead. on the road let your call is rich, it

doesn't matter, and the water you have is farther hello what happened to you? our roof is leaking. so that's great. but the whole ceiling is in patterns, yes , blindness is fertile, when hello, what happened to me was robbed by my stepson. so that's great. now it won't be necessary pretend you love him data. colleagues do not have time we need more good news. what happened to you i don't get paid enough. but it was i who came up with the idea of ​​\u200b\u200bputting fresh products in stores behind. and those

that are about to go rotten in front, so it's great. it's great that we 'll show you a creature to the whole country, right? what happened to you? under our windows they want to make a dump, so it's great. come out to the balcony, and there are seagulls. what happened to you canceled the concert of the insta-female. yes, directly from home and at home dmitry hello, what happened to you? i don't lead today kvn so it's great. so well done girls! well done clever my good only this month will delay the salary. it's great. the first

date is always good news, but it's still a very exciting event, and in any stressful situation, a journalist wakes up in the girl's head. hello , liz hello, today in an informal setting at tverskaya 12 , a meeting between elizabeth and dmitry will take place, how it will end with an invitation for tea or flowing ink in an economy class taxi, we will find out very soon. and you often come here, of course, this the best restaurant in moscow is a prize, according to dmitry good afternoon, we are ready to make an order. and maybe a couple of desserts. they are

delicious here. well, if you insist, then the little breaking news girl elizabeth unilaterally withdraws from the grain deal with her conscience. look, i know it's rude to ask a girl like that, but how old are you? and elizabeth 22 in the morning feels like 30, but a light make-up reduces it to 27. dima, how old are you? i'm 29. literally last week was my birthday. what do you think, they will succeed the stars are telling me. that everything will be

fine? so i, too, i'll step aside for a minute. yes, sure. unintentionally, the phone left on the table allows us to find out the details of dmitry's personal life, but already at the beginning of our investigation. we ran into a serious password problem, maybe 00:00 and here we are inside. is dmitry ready for a serious relationship? the heart next to the contact marina screams at us no? it's you who

forgot them at home. marina brought. well, sister always help out. oh thanks, so cute. and this, by the way, is my favorite song and my yes hello hello yut whole hector prize on the drum, maybe let's dance. lisa to be honest, i really liked you. how do you feel about serious relationships? oh go let it go. let him flirt with whoever he wants. where does it come from, what do we bring? listen to the list there are so many people,

maybe we'll go to my place. well, at the end of the release of good news. today, a new time was born on tverskaya 12. it's great. yes well, and the conclusion, if today our team receives the highest score, then in russia there will be one more good news in the world invited to a date and we want to tell you, that on the first one will not finish you on your

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to dedicate this song to those thanks to whom we have gathered here today to our loved ones. moms, thank you for bringing us into the world. what was beaten with a soft slipper and cooked in a cauldron? and we also want to thank the fathers, but not much, so that they go for tenderness, don’t get it. and why can the memory of only the ancestors remember our ancestors? we thank you for leaving

your descendants and for the fact that st pieces of wood, a sharp stone attached, if we had time about our ancestors, you need to sing the ancestors of all mammals. let's not forget. we you but as dinosaurs oppressed yours was gone, but you so bred. you loved to mate and your child's ancestors were your spring it was not easy, guys. what if others are offended, let's

all life on earth thank you, maybe why? well, if it was you who came out of the water onto land, so that we are with you 75 million years later by hand? arsen wait, maybe then he already remembered about the ancestors in general of organic life? and then

somehow ugly turns out hypertherms and you formed for us. ribanuli such acid for us later. kam so that we can now transfer information in the genes. you were big, how you were so big was so explosive according to the theory.

what happened before the big bang? thanks for nothing, because if it weren't for nothing, there would be nothing. that's where you were nothing. why are you our everything? thank you for everything. he is nothing. you are our everything. you, that is, you are not there. our everything you are absolutely nothing and the absence

of everything is nothing. friends, you see, we are all one big family in this universe, because we have a common ancestor and this one is even nothing. therefore, friends, if there are representatives of two other forms of life in the hall, you want a crab on stage. do not be shy that you blushed like a tree, then finish eating, food, flowers will not run away anywhere. well, how are you dug up? let's get a spider. and you're not like a person. well, what are you really lev konstantinovich, you can also lev konstantinovich about us, go through the parrot is healthy. friends, why did we call all these wonderful representatives of our universal family. love nature so that after hundreds

for millions of years, our descendants are already gaseous plasmoid clumps of energy masses on this stage. they said about us. these beautiful words have scattered all over the universe, friends.

vladikavkaz the next performance of the kvn team moscow is time for graduations in our musical number, the guys decided to remember their graduations , because this is one of the best memories in life, but this number is not for future engineers we dedicate this number to those girls who rejected us then at the graduation sveta natasha then prom to make

us cry. everything is the same with the botanist, everything dancing, embracing in pairs, and you are standing against the wall, like, all the same, all the girls have beautiful dresses. and you have an old sweater, a fairy tale was given to you by your grandmother and at the same time hot and embarrassing in it. i woke up in the morning and the body, as lightning pierced in today's graduation with fear, i remembered, i collected that my head hurts and my nose was bleeding at night, but my mother said are you coming? damn, i passed 2.500 for the first half evening. i was suddenly given hope, we were sitting next to a classmate and chatting, but how difficult it is for a sucker to invite a girl to dance, and i not just a sucker, i'm a sucker dressed as a grandfather. this

has not yet been heard, as arkashin's graduation girl glued on her ear, a beautiful girl took her away in an ambulance, the overcrowding broke. guys, can i sing too, only i need a sadder song. this feeling just to get out tell me why it hurts so much mother if you don't do it. any friends at all. okay let's

continue. zhenya, why are you silent? yes? i don't even want to remember it so badly. no, even worse. this story guys will not write a book. we met lisa on stage major league we actually graduation. go fuck yourself with your prom. my love is crumbling. the two of you and i were as blissful as the spring weather in khrustalev's head, but the crow suddenly got into the turbine of love and you merged me like files before the report. what a pity that our interests diverged. you added stress by becoming a flight attendant. you played with me insidious actress. you are not a little mouse. you are a vile rat. not crazy, i never called you names.

and it would be necessary, in fact, a feature of our team. one more word and i'm leaving. come on, who are you nafig needed, huh? you're not tactful at all when my parents called, what did you tell them that you drowned? i just lay in the bathroom. oh, if you couldn't lie down, i would probably know that. why do i hate this song so much? what are you whining about, a girl threw one at you. stop comforting me. she left and will never come back. ren don't thank me,

continue closer. i wanted to give you something for the whole performance. i can't take half a kilo of cucumbers. i just want to fix everything zhen of the past is not return. oh, muscovite cheburashka vernik churikova i understood everything, let's dance zhenya.

and you can hear my heart beating. to be honest, i'm not very comfortable dancing like that. and i knew that the medical book would still be useful to me. in one day in general, i would like to apologize to you again. i don't know what 's happening to me today. you see, no matter how you look, love will find you, even the most beautiful successful people did not immediately become like that.

it's wernick. i thought it was a guy. judging by this photo, wernick didn't have sex in the soviet union we also have a chance, yes, and not only you.

you are embarrassed, it is very difficult for them not to despair when they are trying to find love in life. we 'll say goodbye just like that. stop worrying about it and try to please someone and don't be afraid to never be yourself. believe in yourself and then you will be able to find a soul mate. we did it. controversial of the moscow aviation institute thanks the large mayov family of everyone who together with

us creates the future kvn team the city of n chelyabinsk thanks the government of the chelyabinsk region represented by the governor alexei leonidovich taxler, as well as the administration of the city of chelyabinsk in the person of the head of the city at the waist of petrovna kotova . there are no other men from him, the woman sent you contracts at home. look at your subscriptions worth. and by the way, there is a clause about the penalty for not going on a flight today. zhanna premiere tomorrow after the program time where is your pioneer pain can be a different mechanism for the development of a universal remedy against different

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it's not the first time i've been so absorbed in work. i'm here next to you. your wife doesn't know for sure. all parents this night received from the teacher. all you're interested in is prestige propriety. never

in any competition, the main plot, and the most interesting plots are detective stories. well , since we are at kvn and the detective will be about kvn sherlock columba who brought us all here today? we were brought together by kvn so that we could solve the main mystery of the decade. why do we need rutube the main mystery of the decade and

it sounds like who is this person? nonsense task. this is the janitor behind the elephants from the circus team. meet our elephant cleaner victor alekseevich wait sherlock of course, in my respect, but this is a husband. female pitching from the kvn g drive team, my husband came to me. case closed, mom, sir, don't want to upset the new one, you're both wrong. after all, this a friend of arkady ukupnik from the kvn team is close. bingo, wait, colombo. i think that closer than to the ukupnik he is to another person.

why are you silent? i think you know more than anyone else who it is. i have no idea. what do you say to that? who is this? we have reached a dead end, but if this person so often appears in kvn, perhaps he is now somewhere among us. it's suspicious, i get it. i finally understood everything. you are kamenskaya for 2

minutes standing and breaking my head. there are versions, you need to understand his motive. hmm, maybe he wants glory. although you can’t become successful. just flickering on the side on the transmission of channel one. i agree this, maybe, yes colleagues, i can use the dementia method, maybe deduction. who are you lord, if you connect on the map all the cities for which he went, you get an uninteresting version of a colleague that gives nothing. we should just wait cause the perpetrator always comes back to the crime scene, it seems we need to reboot, to be honest, some kind of oatmeal in my head, how pathetic you are.

yes, it was me all this time under your nose , even today i managed to play for your team. well, why did you reveal yourself, because my mission is completed, and what was your mission, then i started playing kvn, my favorite jury member was igor vernik, but then disappeared somewhere. i decided to go out for all teams with a sad face, so that everyone would understand that a dazzling smile is missing in the wing. and now, when i managed to return her back to kvn, my mission is over, it turns out. we revealed the secret, it turns out there was no secret. it's just great when you have friends who are ready. come to you and it doesn't matter for you play someone for a circus or a city, it is important that you have 3,000 rubles. showed,

it remains to sing the final song. which one would you choose? oh yes, what a big difference. we took the song call. you will definitely burst if you line up at the door. and a set of synchronous stomp you couplet about love after something to sum up. well, then, to finish dancing? here is

this song only then they take, when the team does not sing very well to everyone, only there is a singing beautiful one. if we take this song, it means that he sings about russia, of course, he is present here, but

the jury will judge. search well, if someone reads rap in kvn, it means that he just like that she chooses from the reception perfectly. it is necessary to turn on the drink so that even the presenter can be stupid. it's true, always working. reception, so that the leading rap read out live. well, it must be those who must be able to whip so galygin can bake. about friendship in a cafe, no problem. guys , why don't you come out? we have agreed. okay, play the game. we are all friends, well , the song is about friendship. well, at least someone can come out to sing. and let it blow like a japanese

hairdryer. and it is clear to everyone that it is difficult for everyone, i probably forget. this is good. well, in conclusion, we would like to draw attention to one important point. today i sit on churikova for the first time on the jury, but none of the teams gave her flowers. we don’t have flowers either, but at least we paid attention to it.

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a profitable loan is much closer to the post bank 4.5% per annum with a guaranteed rate service in every post bank at every step along the land of the post bank. premiere on football with denis kazansky tomorrow on the first in the big game big bookmaker venline general partner of the russian premier league corporation rosatom has established a special prize for the team best of all, the humor that proved itself in the competition situation is an inversion of common sense. so to say, a smile of reason, and today the prize of a smile of reason from rosatom goes to the kvn team mine. dear judges, before we

see your final scores. you have? naturally, the opportunity to speak out will overwhelm us with their most beautiful emotions. dmitry friends. good evening. hello to be honest, the business card is not was. it is clear who deserves to be first, who is second, who is third, who is fourth? eh, the situation seems to have put everything in its place. i want to say thank you to the uriken team for your original humor. i absolutely love this humor. thanks a lot to the team. eh, without women, indeed, there are no women. there are only ladies there are only ladies and ladies. thank you for the beauty and magnificent acting performance, and thanks to the mai team for e, subtle humor and honesty liza you are great in a stewardess costume, zhenya take care of her, do not be jealous. thank uh city for what they from

chelyabinsk and for what they are for revealing the secrets of kvn i say a huge thank you to you, and uh, guys, those teams that will take second and third place. we did it on purpose to see you again. vadim galygin good evening friends of course, today's game was difficult, because only one team advances. here we relaxed a little, the previous games are held two then there are a few all four today everything was in a serious way. and of course, a special deceit was hidden. e in an improvisational competition, as always, so to everyone competitions need to prepare equally well and have to train to play the so-called warm-up, despite the fact that today was the situation. i want to wish the girls that there really is more good news. let's support a wonderful team.

i still can’t understand, here, uh, as a kvnovsky author, how could the idea of ​​such a performance, as the guys from chelyabinsk did, come to mind at all. that is, this is some kind of non-standard move to take a person to build on it, in general, this whole story , at all. let's applaud this creative team potential. my team is just so wonderful wonderful. in general, and my advice to you is to leave this engineering topic, because if you want to continue to win, that is, you need to somehow joke more widely, because at some point it can play a cruel joke. this is as advice and i want to say a special thank you to denzhir hole and oligokyfus for having such a wonderful team. if you are the children of our common ancestors, this team would not exist. eh, i

liked it the best. thank you very much , i laughed and will laugh. please play more kvn thank you to the audience, because without you the game would not be so beautiful, thank you baldi are you sleeping? will be short. it was a great first quarter, but with one team we will see you in the semi-finals with the other two in the mayor's cup and then in the semi-finals. so see you again. thanks a lot. i want you friends first, thank you so cool. i am like a person who has watched kvn all his life at home on the couch. i'm telling you fellow viewers, honestly, it's much cooler here. this is a unique atmosphere and now i understand why kvn is a huge big a family that addictive and we all have loved him for many decades. thanks to everyone who makes this program, who is now behind the scenes, who helped the guys to perform,

so let's make some noise to those who are behind the scenes, and i will say. thank you and your impressions briefly, if you think, dear viewers, that the girls from the team are without women, they were joking about journalism. unfortunately not, that is what they showed, this is the pure truth. it's true about our profession girly. receive the rays of love. hey, how are those rings? and respect but a love story, of course, lisa and zhenya killed on the spot, struck down the boa forever forever in our hearts, god, how is the world. i don’t know what you have there in real life, but i just want to. that's how that grandma's at the tv, to make it work, my god, the city of h. you can make humor out of all the air. earth, fire , water, what's going on, but honestly, the team

that began to open for me. colleagues also noted this today. this is the yuri ken team. you see, guys, i beg you and i beg the ministry of education of the russian federations pay attention to here is how non-standard approach to the educational process should be. and then the children will love the history of biology. this is how bravo should be taught to you, dear friends. thank you for calling. i don't know how to joke, but i know how to laugh loudly, so we thank you very much. so all the contests played , all the words said, but not all marks are set, dear eat, the final mark is the team. city ​​n chelyabinsk please 5 5 5 4 team without bab gu four five four five

four team yuriken five five five five five five of the moscow aviation institute , moscow

13.0 city n 14.4 points mai team 14.8 points igor vernik 15 points rovno so , the city of n. i. kvn team uriken. and the winner of the game, respectively, the first full-fledged semi-finalist of the season, is the kvn moi team. x gives the winning team a tinkoff black card in the amount of 400,000 rubles. tinkoff cards bla.