i always and everywhere say that i don't count. what, i wrote it? i managed to write it down, although i am grateful to myself for it, because i was not too lazy to wake up and write down what i dream about . how it happens is written that i come to the studio and write them, i don’t have a studio at home. that's just the tool. well, i 'll just give, well done, because those who think that a muse comes to those who sit on the priest exactly and do nothing. no this is this the same muscle. this is the same process when you actually hit one point with your diligence and work. and, of course, there must be talent, but from talent. yes, and here is 20%. kapets. what is the rest of the story. that's sometimes the artists are ordered in a very stra.

did you have such a thing as polina that you were invited? yes, i do. tell me, please, i'm 20, i just gave birth to a son. yes, i'm like that, which means i'm still a bombadour. so she is, but i really need money for this. so i'm still studying your hut in my second year. well, in general terms, that in general i still got sick. son on this day, in general, well, i’m just going in a hellish state, but i understand that we need e money, and how would they tell me that this is a yacht club and there it means a bathhouse. it's all a huge complex. tra-ta-ta. i arrive in a terrible mood and change into all the concert clothes, which means, naturally, then i didn’t have one yet, nor there are no makeup artists. yes, neither do i. this is how everything should go, and in general, they tell me, here i say, wait, uh, so the bar and the table are so long, long, long. i say wait and where to sing? they say well you snuggle up to the bar like this, and the table is right here. i say, well, well, and when

people come, they say, now they will come, people are wearing towels, and three pairs are in bathrobes, they sit down in front of me the girls are doing. here you are sitting, yes, here i am standing in front of you in a concert dress, and you are in a towel, and that’s just the very song that i dreamed about, the lullaby begins the first sound and i you in my heart and tell me, i really don’t understand what to do, while she she sits a towel. he has already started making crayfish with beer there. so here she is so my heart, lord of course

, they invited us to a corporate party and they say that there is a very important event. very serious people organize it and you have to show yourself well. i think it's probably a bummer right now, it's just that there, i think, you can't screw it up at all. i think that such listeners will sit there now in a serious way, all adults, probably, everything is really serious. i go on stage, and there is a corgi sitting in the center, a lot and a lot and a lot of all sorts. well, girls, there's all chihuahuas, that's all. yes i was the day the birth of a dog. i thought this only happens in movies. and i really look, and there are really dogs. there's just a dog's conviction, lord lukashenka. you learned a lesson from this corporate party and shot a video for the song pizza in grape tea. you sit alone and sadly smile on you all this gray face. and i

already had time before death. far from the window you look at the phone, part of you is not answering. napkins tears your smile. sad for no reason. that's just in these feelings, i didn't seem to be tragic and smash. ice me resurrected, and two slices of pizza, grape tea , you are sitting alone and on you a sad smile gray beat everywhere. and i already managed to fall in love with you, oh beauty. i read correct me. pauline if it's true or

not true that you are very superstitious, that you have some signs that you hold on to, for example , i have signs when you are driving a car and a train is running under you. yes, take this one, no , take a wallet or knock money, just be in time right under the train, when i do this sign, money always comes to me, what you have signs that some kind of microphone trinkets have been working with you all your life, bring a certain end to your lips, well, so that hello sounds good. a good one, i guess. oh, i've been talking about the microphone recently. you said, i recently just happened with a tooth in general with signs. yes, please, i just came out, well, it’s been two months since the song came out water is rushing me, it means city day, in my opinion, here i am, it means i’m singing in the square tearing my hair, so,

in different directions, that’s on the very climaxes on the highest note water. i just from the whole storm, it means my teeth and i understand that i need blood in the first place. i can't understand, well, that's what i think, but on the right it shows me on a huge screen. i'm thinking, what the hell is going on now? another song, damn it, do good to nothing. i think i need my own, i just have more, well, it immediately darkened in my eyes, because the pain is hellish, i go to my bassist, i go up to him. he's wearing headphones. he plays at me, looks at nothing, and i tell him this is the most stupid. how is it when you try to say something to the team, they are all granddaughters, they didn’t hear you at all. he is in ears. he is such a. if it means so, because

if you are from cola somehow like this, but it hurts me terribly. and most importantly, the sand is still here. e, well, that is, well, and most importantly , what does the song water end, and i have to speak to the audience, and it just hurts me and it's like a tooth went somewhere. i think so, let's not talk. it just breaks me. i find it funny and hurt him and i really can't sing and right on the chorus right me and he runs, don't just. and what happened to the tooth in the end? just a little no somewhere there, yes, he chipped me. and in my case they were just done normally. i have a similar story. it's all right, it's great. i have a similar story with a guitarist. so, when you approach him, what do you say that your class shows. you know, at the end , well, everyone there is some kind of filming of the show, always this favorite confetti from the ceiling, so that

it rains and rejoices and that's it. this is us, too. and i have an eternal problem. this is absolutely forever. i constantly sing, firstly, at this moment i inhale, and i constantly have some confetti is flying. i once had a super cool shoot, in short, there is a very important concert online, uh, versions and all that and this confetti is pouring. i'm singing a song. i have a high one. here is this note, the main thing there is extensible. i say some important words, i take this note while inhaling, and it flies in me. god, confetti. i understand that everything just turned over for me there, in general, i will look at the guitar player as much as possible, like, kapets is all on my throat. and he is. yes, yes. cool yours. i'm such a fool. i have a throat he says. everything, come on, everything is cool. i cleared his throat, and everything and continued to sing, vanya, i know that you were preparing for the program and you learned polina's song about, we would like you to sing now. that's all the familiar walls remained walls. nothing more than the air

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july, but i lost my father. well, very much. i was just like a real father. my mentor was a very long time raising me, and i loved very much and we were incredible friends. and it’s just that at that moment i had to grow up early to say goodbye and for everything else it was necessary for the only me, probably, to stand and not cry, so that at least someone could see hope, and mothers and sisters and some kind of salvation. although my loyalty is a strong mother. well, just for her it was the closest man. i thought the man in our family, he really was the father, but of course, when he found it, it was very hard for my mother. that's just the responsibility. she falls on you and i'm not that fed with everyone. i'm just a support. i know that you love to sing aesop viashvili's song, let's pray for parents. i love to sing a song everything is in charge or it was not in the palm of your hand. that's what i like about her. let's her. i would know, yes

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hello friends. this is a podcast, paw jokes. ah, here i am vadim galygin and wonderful morning birds are with me. but today they are in a different format, but night butterflies can write like that. yes, olga svetlana is wonderful, the host of the program. good morning. uh, but today they are really nocturnal butterflies - this is olga ushakova svetlana zeynalova greet each other. but first of all. uh, i want to introduce a russian tv tuning chart on it. tune in to good water. i want yes, yes, yes, thank you sveta i first of all would like to introduce you as charming. mom. today we will talk about, including children, but about in context. uh, do children need to tell jokes, that is, should children be able to tell jokes, listen, you know, humor,

how a joke affects the upbringing of a child, etc. and etc., so let's begin, probably, since, uh, well, as it were, firstly , how do you yourself feel about the genre of anecdote and uh, did you manage to be present there in companies in childhood, that is, it was not teenagers there in childhood. and when you were little children, where adults told jokes or there, uh, you told how, in this children's society, the environment in the yard and so on, only she is younger, and in my soviet childhood, yes, more so vulgarity, which you could hear from children, and there are eight, ten and twelve years old. i'm on the street this may be later, in general, when i grew up now i didn’t hear it. yes, i then in the eyes tell me that it was fun. that's fun. i recognized some of them, of course. there were topics that were very exciting for the children at that time. they are worried now. it's there with uh, money alcohol was not uh sex.

in my soviet soviet circles, this was discussed, it is possible that he will someday appear, and actually from there i drew basic knowledge about how what happens between men and women, and then jokes that are told at home. it's different. yes? it's completely different. and at home. so you scooped up others there, you know that the professionals on the street, basically told, of course, the funniest, funniest jokes with swearing. they seem to contain tuna normative vocabulary that cannot be spoken e not with children and not on tv. i remember when we were children we laughed at the word fool, where did you grow up? i, too, are now a little so progressive you are with your children. you're basically telling a joke. do you generally accept it or not? it's the jokes. we didn't talk anymore. i think it's already generation. i have two generations of children 15 and 16 years old and 4.2 years younger. but older they have, in principle, grown up, probably on the work of

vadim galygin as well. these are stand-up comedians. yes, that is, the anecdote as a genre is probably already dead for the current generation, but they have learned the classical form. yes, funny stories. that is, my daughter tells the endless story from school directly, as on stage, and she adds some details with some details. well , actually, how does the stand-up comedy genre mean, yes, that is, it is somehow everything plays in a way that makes it sound funny. but these are, as it were, not jokes, a real story from life, but in fact, after all, some life stories became jokes. why they say an anecdotal situation happened, that is, almost a joke now , there is just such a meme, but it goes around. eh, my beloved, i, in my opinion, sent it to everyone i could send it to. this situation of life, which has become a meme, is terrible, it is very funny. i sell a new bra, not worn, bought for growth, did not grow. why do you understand

but all the same, here, well, there are such well-known sociologists there, there are also teachers, there is lurie moshkin there. here i am utekhin rudenko, if i wrote out the last name, yes, that is, they are completely different. well, in general, that is, not to argue, they agree approximately on, uh, and i completely agree that it helps children, it’s generally more connected to build their speech, in general, that is, well, speaking, then i don’t know with reports and so on just to express their thoughts and uh, they all noted. i agree. they develop in children. listen, well first, me. eh, on the one hand, i want to say that now humor has simply changed, and maybe it has become a little sharper. a little more. all these memes uh and in general fast time, we don't like long stories already. here are the long laws. i need

this kind of clip thinking for 15 seconds right now, you know? that's all for 15-20 seconds, then the children already lose interest in what is happening, or something was not shown to them. yes, of course, either you either jumped, or you didn’t jump already, this is called. yes, who changed with the theme of humor? we at the time they were just joking about the government party. mother-in-law. oh, mother-in-law. uh, the husband came home drunk, yes, he drank there and so on. yes , well, basically that's what we actually joked about, then there were some jokes of the nineties , new russian raspberry raspberries appeared there, and so on, there is a different kind of humor. yes , there are jokes on women over silicone. eh, as if not. well listen, you're joking aside my daughter, uh, asked, well, if silicone breast pressure, it turns out you think there, like in a cell. pressure in georgia she meant what if they inflate, she asked me how

it's done? i say, well, they do it so that they inflate. he says, and in the same place, probably, there is a lot of pressure, it says, no , it’s not like that there, they puff up, veronica. you will grow up, i will explain to you. it's better not to think about it now. here and my daughter generally offered to cheat a new mother, when i said that i would burst if i eat all these sweets, he says nothing, we will cheat a new mother, well, okay, and that's it. are you saying it's okay to have such childish humor? well, of course, i'm welcome dad offered to inflate a new one mom, and then yesterday mom burst. yes, uh, in general, the humor itself is simply changing, because the generation is changing, it’s normal for them not to. now tell them about the old jokes. they certainly chuckle, but nothing can be definitively inferred. and here is olya, i don’t know. you probably also agree that teach children to tell jokes, for example. you say that now this genre, like, is gone, but why not bring it back? here i am for this, as it were, and i am doing this transmission. yes, but jokes, but

in order to, well, this cannot be for years a genre that the whole country lived on and there people told jokes there at the interruption and it was cool to know them and be able to tell them. it's some kind of cool guy right there . the girls look differently. and we just don't do it now. so, maybe, uh, now it's kind of like a reality tv genre, but more popular. well, first of all now. yes, first of all, the story of life enjoyed the services of children. can be eaten by younger children. now svetik e you younger kids. you just said, here are yours which are 15-16. yes, there, maybe they try some there, and you tell the younger ones. here, well, some jokes , these memes explain, what is he doing there? or do they show? well you adore any youtube humor at home. that is, they are, for example, my prankkinkers. it also has this kind. well, yes, well, it's also interesting to play around the house to walk. yes, because some jump out at me. i named after the pranksters called this here,

my children change over themselves. that is, when they fall, and i understand that this is not a dangerous fall. they are without injury, then of course i am too i start to applaud bravo coolly fell laughing at myself the first people fall. well, that is, in any case, you encourage humor and maybe after our program. at least you are there, so you can imagine coming home. olya so children, i need to seriously learn to joke. i have an encyclopedia of our domestic humor. this i can advise all parents, because all these children's stories are funny. they are forgotten very quickly, even if it is one child and it seems to you that i will always remember all this , this is not how it is forgotten very quickly, and i i wrote down all their jokes in a notebook, and now every child has one. actually its own encyclopedia of humor. well, you see how he is engaged, and you studied me all the time there on some. i understand that for me these are already lost names, but still, if at all now for children, yes, for example

, they can read, well, in general, they can be stunned yes , and just like stephi and other authors. there are short stories where everything is lined up and it turns out to be kind of funny. uh situation. at kharms, for example, there are these grandmothers who fell out, you remember, but how now the child here is to say that oh, this is cool, yes, grandmothers in the church were measured, who will pray to whom? whoever stops muscle is worth such thinks that she sees most of all, this is this uh such. here is the humor of the time. yes, now we already perceive it, that yura has such jokes there. well, a lot, so teach your child to tell funny stories, funny situations. humor - it means to teach these to think logically. and it's nice to perform. in principle, that is, the joke spills. come on, an anecdote from my childhood. i was told it. i'm even 10 years old more. i didn’t remember him, i can still tell, but he’s not prestigious, he’s an indecent anecdote clearly that shaped my perception of life. so, it’s not the decency

of indecent words there, but you understand the situation itself, we will screw it up. we are the grace theater , there is a performance and understands that one of the heroes the artist locked up did not come sick, he is still gone. well enough. uh, assistant director, so dude, says stepanovich, we need to go out to play a performance, the hero came to me for a year. yes, i do not know the texts, well, i'll go. i don't know the text sitting there. he will tell you everything. go, i beg you. go. go ask about putting on, then coming out. it's all fleur everything is sleur. the scene will all go away, the wife table chair, he sits on a chair with a prompter , he tells masha my wife. old i became masha old i became masha my vision is not the same masha my vision is not that already. i don't see masha. i don't see you with your blue eyes. my hearing.

masha is not the same, my hearing. masha is no more. i don't hear birds. i am a bird god in the morning, i slowly get up. why am i slowly getting up? and now masha and most importantly, these were the anecdotes of my soil, the reality, which, well fine. i now understand that i formed you such a beautiful prince finds cinderella puts on a shoe and cinderella screams, my god. the shoe came up, he said, wait. now we will measure with strings. you can see quite a bit about the princess. you've already told a joke here. what about thongs? yes, when this line comes, well, then when

you understand that you, probably, become approximately one with the children on an equal plane of perception, that the child will correctly understand what you want to convey, or what meaning lies in this form, yes, that is impossible. you know, i always say that i'm young. i am young young young, but today i realized that i tried too young. i’m saying why because now i’m sitting with my twenty-five-year-old daughter in moscow with a bottle of champagne, we sit with her , drink and tell stories, and at the moment when you realize that she’s no longer the little girl you were there all the time teach and protect and preserve. yes, she is for you already the same woman with whom you are on an equal footing. you sit there and you can talk about the peasants, what it means for the worker, and have a drink and chat. and you don't have to hide. there are some of them even there things to pick up words, yes, that is, she already speaks at this moment

, do you understand that you already do? how would we say age, because, well, 20-odd is already there. well, as if the adult states of a person with their life, with their own experience in the cinema, you need to put six, plus zero, plus it is written plus i need, well, there must be some kind of psychological readiness, but that’s all you are the same as what jokes you laughed at most as a child. to be honest, i don't remember jokes as a child at all. i do not know why when personal family intellectual is good. dark humor was very popular in my family. they joked harshly at each other, made fun of, framed each other. that is, as such, jokes. we didn't tell. well it. well, this is a charm, as yaroslav has a large family. now i have a lot of black children, yes, and we constantly had some situations between ourselves,

and yes, we laughed very very much at each other friend. if you managed to play a trick on someone, namely, here you are for a long time until you get tired of even a little bit, remember, uh, black humor. yes, well, from such a more or less decent one, and the killer was a well-mannered person. why did all the stabbings decide like that? applied to the right, right? no. once again, when i started working , i also worked with babochensky steles, there was such a popular very popular show in the late nineties and early 2000s, therefore very caustic sexually political humor. this was an amazing talent. people he me and formed a joke, you know how tv comes and says so you have people in your area, you know, they are popular, which everyone knows. oh, we have a watchman tikhonych, he is 92 years old, the women love him. directly speaks every day to him

a joint goes. well, they come to him to interview, they usually look at him as an old man, you know, he sits with a shaggy beard, no guess, that’s all. well, tell me how you live. well, i'm already old, go sit that i don't go anywhere. i'm here. well maybe you you know some songs for a woman, especially. no, well, like the songs here. what am i, i'm sitting here, i'm not going anywhere, no, well, how, you are a woman, well, how would you fill up these, he says. no, well, what, i don’t go anywhere. i'm sitting here, no, nothing. he says quietly. so why do women love you so much? yes , i don’t know, said tikhonovich. i twirled my furry eyebrows with my tongue. advice vadim if it means that you meet a beautiful young girl , approached her and asked her for a phone number, and

she shaved you hard and did not want to be with you meet. don't worry, you just need to relax, come home and play with your grandchildren, it's soothing. good thank you for your advice. yes, not for anything. olchik, please tell us about a large family. if you want , yes, it is read, the father of the daughter's fairy tale, he says the king had three sons. the first smart one was a kid, the middle one was this way and that. well, the third was, fool, sick, or what? no why, and that every time he got worse and worse, and it happens. yes? well, you have to remember. you see, anyway. here you can imagine such a family about a large family anyway olya let the family down, well, let's have time hmm is limited. unfortunately. i think

the audience. hey, we'll be forgiven. e for a small number of different jokes, because we are girls to a greater extent . yes, we figured out, uh, psychologically. he did not prepare, he did not tell a single anecdote. he's handsome too. here. imagine imagine that we are not just guests of the program. and we don't know you such beautiful girls, sitting chicks, and now you're in the bar, you kind of sat down with us modeling, we 'll get it. yeah we're straight from the night in let's go in the morning. so you sat down with us and want to somehow interest us in your own person. you want you to understand that a woman in bed needs to laugh. well, make us laugh , cheburashka comes running and says, gena is a thorn-bill to us, she sent us oranges. he is class. he says 10 grand for each crop. gena says, wait some more broshka and how is it, how is it, maybe 10 oranges in each passive says? well, again you start your nudyatinu, i don’t know, i already ate my families, it’s not necessary. let's sum up

some small result friends. we today uh, we were talking about whether or not to tell jokes to children. should children? can you tell jokes yourself? and in principle, let's agree on what to do with mothers so that we agree on everything and well, maybe you will argue with us, but we came to the conclusion that, uh, child, tell jokes. he improves himself, his speech is more connected. he then once will convey more information competently. well, as an adult. i don’t know, it grows there and integrates into our culture, integrates into the culture, besides this. tell me jokes. e teaches a child to be witty to understand the meaning of what was said much faster than a child who does not understand what well and it is very important, then in society these are people who understand humor. yes, as it were, well, there

is someone you can play a joke on there and so on, that is, do you agree that jokes are useful for children? yes, it's a pleasure to work with you. i also remembered, tell jokes to children, teacher of children to tell jokes. yes, this genre has changed a little, but nonetheless. uh, this is a very useful story that is in your family will not only be a guarantee of a good mood, but will also give your child the opportunity to feel calm, well, somewhere in another company and then it will probably come in handy in life too, yes, but like it will allow him to take the place of vadim galygin because he will remain. and the idea is growing up, and i'll go here good morning, friends. i, too, can understand this way, thank you very much, and thank you girls. i wish you good morning broadcasts. and so that here you are, and always do it and charge everyone with a good mood, like our program for everyone good, friends. this is a podcast of paw jokes, and

i vadim galygin and svetlana and olga also tell you, bye bye. lord