tili, the title of the best team in the country the story continues. that's all i say goodbye to you, and right now the club of cheerful and resourceful major leagues is on the air. partner igor kvn tinkoff bank tinkoff he is one of a kind

and because spring, dear friends, spring is in full swing, and it leaves its mark on literally everything on the audience. the applause is louder on the scenery. they shine brighter on the game of our teams. she becomes more responsible because it's a quarter-final and even spring leaves its mark on me, but you noticed, but you noticed me. no, we're starting the jury.

dear friends in terms of their loyalty to the teams, in their loyalty to the rules of the game, the season of 23 can be called a spa season only one team will leave the premier league according to the results of today's meeting, the team that takes second and third places go to the mayor's cup, and the winners go straight to the semi-finals and today, for this only semi-final ticket , the kvn teams will fight for the region, the republic of kazakhstan, the kvn team of the plekhanov russian university of economics ivan ivanov city of moscow team of the belgorod region called close kvn team

slash piano, rostov-on-don in the encyclopedia , photographs of these worthy people adorn the article with professionalism and competence. and for some reason, it is allowed to bring our jury tables to the game under your applause honored artist of russia alexander oleshko dmitry khrustalev people's artist of russia sergey sergeevich zhilin alexei krivenya chairman of the jury konstantin ernst dear

teams with great pleasure. i wish you all good luck. the first contest will start right away now this is a greeting, the competition is responsible. he decides a lot in the game. in any case , the close team of the belgorod region sets the tone on the stage of the kvn team. well, hello, moscow

well, who did you think to surprise with the accordion andryukha initially did not plan to play at all, he just lived with a stick, waved, i could not restrain myself. stand in your place good evening, moscow some stranger is standing for a year, everyone has already got used to the fact that he will knock less. woman, what are you doing here? why in a coat? woman, please leave. well, play without a lighter. so, on the stage,

belgorod and we must win today, and therefore andriukh, you know that today they give 400,000 for a victory. now, if we win the money we share equally, well, yes, well, it's unfair. i believe that valerka, as the most talented, should take 398,000. well , i'm two like him, declaring valerka come on , the optimist's glass is half full, and the botanist's is half a bush. what do you earn, jack, that you don’t need that kind of money steel in place, today there will be no sand? listen to you so much, but there's no use, i

i suggest cutting it down. so it is clear who did what in moscow? yesterday i walked at vdnkh and rode a ferris wheel. why did they just refurbish it? hey, hillbilly, you're asking for it now. well, hello, roma, i warn you right away. i'm before the wedding. i mean, stuttered. rom why do you need it at all? well, why? soon summer is a shadow, so put it in place.

here you tell me who you are such a moron, andryukha in your place, i would not talk to him like that. he came back with his father. one of them flew into mine. window allows

don't say, he also wants to put trump in prison. if we win today, then the most talented will get 400,000. i now you look into my eyes it turns out we have. cute with you want to walk. so

stop nikita borisovich he also needs 400,000 400,000. and why did you then come on stage the question, when will we start to love in america in russian? so, well, this is some kind of nonsense. let's finish.

friends, if we still win 400,000 today, we will send them to a shelter for stray dogs. 'cause this money is for real needed. kotsky move and in all ways, yes, in all ways, in fact, enough puppies already. close team of the belgorod region thank you

. i think it's a great start, i'm sure it will be no worse. we thank the government of moscow for their help in organizing the kvn games, the next to enter the stage is not kipish, the tabai region, the republic of kazakhstan today 1/4 major league of kvn the most important thing is mom. well, yes, i agree, but after mom, the most important thing for our team is to go to semi-final aza wait, after mom, the most important thing is alexander vasilievich agrees, yes,

that you constantly interrupt me. and that the semi-final does not matter, or what? i won't play anyway. okay, azat don't get excited, i thought so. i'm supposed to be tall without a mother. yes, i grew up without alexander vasilievich, a lefty. what are you, what are you doing, the semi-finals are important, of course, important. now kazakhstan is coming and screaming, the head of swords is coming kazakhstan and the head is screaming. friends on the stage, the kvn team, close back, we are not close. trust me sanjar now for the russians. we kazakhs are the closest. well, guys, what's new with konstantin lvovich's new film? there was a call, by the way, they filmed in space oh, what was not

filmed in moscow? are you expensive in moscow? raise all lena's hands, raise all laziness. happy birthday i wish you happiness, wait. what are you driving? what lena themselves said, here is lenin's birthday on april 22. do you not understand russian? and where were you anyway? i, after that game, i stayed here. why didn't kazakhstan leave? am i labor, or something from russia to kazakhstan is leaving? wait wait, i'm sick of it is a good word. yes, it means handsome. but seriously. yes? the first time

i see yes already zadolbali. khrustalev and the jury and the presenter also really thought. you don't understand this word, do you? konstantinovich handsome? here you are zadolbali begin. friends introduce konstantin lvovich ers to the waiting room. konstantinovich in his own room, right? bought airpods.

a very insecure guy breaks up with his girlfriend. why how was it? you have no brothers. and why do you communicate with me for him, a this is a question for me, right? because he doesn't

want to. it's probably the uncle. fast forward to kazakhstan, the training center for rivals for the russian national team in all sports, fellow athletes, in the upcoming russian competitions, we have a very important task to win medals for all football players.

well done. so let's move on, who else is there in our rhythmic gymnastics. well, it will. formula one, do you have cars? okay, let's take a look at synchronized swimming here. i'm sorry. and why are you alone? it's just that we get it synchronously only when i'm alone. sorry a doping test will doping will not, then field hockey in the case do not see the gleam in the eyes. that's better, and remember, the most important thing, if not we are belarusians.

dear friends, we do not stop declaring our love in moscow and kvn and would like to do this through a song. and while you're like being a scooter. be like children you pass us a dream, let the sword of god

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where are you looking? i heard you're putting together a team. i'm ready to help you with this. it's jack sparrow captain jack sparrow no captains. it's just that jack sparrow is now such a time they themselves must understand. and, in my opinion, petya just stole the costume from the animator, what did you say? we are shown on channel one it is strange that they are on sts listen, we have very serious rivals today. well then , we will act like real pirates. we will sink them against whom we are well against the royal flush, and we seems to throw against the kazakhs. now i

know that we will throw in flash royale. there are still relatives there, and we will throw in a couple more people, and they will not fit on the stage. strange plan so gills go in search of black pearls like a russian oligarch. what's there? what small russian ovens, and if like this, they are further and further away. what i see winter has passed europe has not frozen. yes, what's

going on? what kind of nonsense? and i liked it, because you are the same as yours, brother. you just noticed, i noticed. i noticed that you're not here either need, how predictable you are. there is good news, i have tomorrow. my christine and i are getting married. why do it?

tomorrow, if it can be done today? who are you? i am grigory rasputin the great magician and healer. i can inspire any thought to any person. here you are, get up and go. uh, good evening, it's the quarterfinals. and we start kvn dmitry thank you, but it is not

necessary to listen to everyone in a row, especially since he is no dimag, he is an ordinary charlatan. and the truth is they say about you that the truth is, i'm the only person in the world who came in handy with decimeters. i love you i really will kill someday, you will not succeed. i can't be poisoned. i take small doses every day, it's impossible to kill me with food. i make small cuts every day with a small axe. and don't even try to hang me. i regularly strangle myself with him, you need to talk in his language.

moreover, i am under the reliable protection of rasputin's troops. thank you girls. you really annoy me already. you're talking to the king's best friend, who you don't trust, my friend. how many times did i tell you before our meeting with you? hello i am a teacher

in history many people ask how i change clothes so quickly, but in fact i am recording this video especially in order to have time to change clothes, you can turn off the video, god will not help our performance. even the lord god is no longer funny.

i don't know if he found the suit of god, but do whatever it takes to keep him out. i won't go out, but i have a few conditions first. who do you think you are? actually, i created man. as we sing the final song.

friends, well, what i would like to say at the end, and what you need to say something, in end, oh those ends. they all always talk so much, but if you constantly talk, in the end the end will never come. and if the end has come, then there is nothing to talk about. remarkably, the end also has its end. but it's even better to eat. so this is the real end ivan ivanov

thank you very much. now a small message about how we will have a fun and wonderful summer. on june 30 , a traditional meeting of graduates will take place in yekaterinburg. on july 30 , a gala concert of the music festival goloschiy kivin 19 august this time in perm the kvn summer cup will be played and on august 29 at the moscow youth center planet kvn the moscow mayor's cup is waiting for you, all of these wonderful meetings are completed by the greeting performance of the flash royale rostov-on-don team.

joke for people with three higher educations wet cylindrical ash went through fire, water and copper pipes joke for people with two higher educations soviet schools donated money not for curtains, but for curtains. does anyone have a higher education? smeshariki sneezed and torn. what is humor? here

pension in russia big yes it is irony. yes, they are really big, but this is sarcasm. and there are still old jokes, and who told you, russian german and frenchman and can mashka by the thigh? and you can masha by the thigh yes, there are universal jokes. in general, humor is different, black white red. well, yours is white. this is a flash royale snag on stage , buckle up. what topics are we not going to joke about today? about geography, it's just that the map didn't fit about reincarnation, because you might have joked about it before. hmm, about personal the life of professor preobrazhensky this is none of our

damn business. about the new moskvich , and we wrote jokes there. and here they are put together. and here's something, somehow here yes, and there will be no jokes about the flood no noah. and let's joke about persistent gay. no, let's joke, leave me alone. ok. jokes about queues in clinics, too, don’t wait , everyone has already joked about it. and who is the last one? idiot, yes, there will be no jokes about dostoevsky either, because this is crime and punishment,

by the way, this joke was written to us by a teacher russian language and literature. mm humanitarian aid. so, let's start talking. what can be said about our seryoga that he is hardly a thief-fortachnik, right? but i promote sex with plump people, and so to speak, not crazy with the masses. all sometimes wait, you're hard to hear. date much better who is it? you're at home. we're on stage. hang up. let's check

the knee for dullness put a light bulb in your mouth. no, i won't fall for it a third time. and by the way, guys, i'm flying to the maldives soon while i'm gone. could you look beyond my stories. no, it's still signing up. i think that's how solovyov sees all women in the west. west only east where do you even

rise where i'm a unicorn? so okay, i won’t tell you anything about andrei. he just doesn't like to draw attention to himself. hello, this is our nadya. she loves old rituals. just recently, jump over the fire and knocked down the brazier. karena that's why she got lyulya lyulya yeah well i don't know what else to tell you about nadya she doesn't play gta that's because she's constantly shot down there by car. had arrived.

the boys are fine. this is our vadik , sometimes he tries to ask us for something. we do not always understand, oh, what exactly i would ask for. vadik is what? nice, respectively. if the cowboy harley davidson

starred in morozko's fairy tale, then it would be like that, whether the girl is warm to you. in general, the humor of our team, as a half-sister, in principle, you can have fun. and while you're thinking what kind of portrait hangs in putin's office imagine playing the mafia together. well, no one came, i rent for two. the city falls asleep mafia wakes up mafia gets acquainted. the mafia makes its choice. the city wakes up today killed you. like, well, like this. let's think about

who could have done this. let's. maybe it's you yes, maybe you killed yourself? yes, i don’t think, listen , let me retake, along the way, your hand is unfortunate. the city falls asleep wakes up. the mafia makes its choice the city wakes up today killed me. and who yes, damn it, i'll never know, would have known to kill it's not human somehow, but i know who the mafia

is, who it's not you. that's not you. well, it's one of us. are you two playing mafia? dude, you strange. let's go and play badminton 5v5. where can we find five more for you ? and then the five of us can join the mafia. together we can distribute it. we figured out what humor is, what kvn is

, i won’t tell you. because kvn is like love. and if you can explain why you love, then this is not love, but i love kvn for emotions and joy. you are freaking annoying. i mean, i mean handsome, right? flash royal performances in the greeting contest are over and i invite the teams to the stage to your applause, dear friends. v

in the order of performance of the teams, your scores are close teams of the belgorod region, 4, 4 5 5 do not boil, the republic of kazakhstan 4 4 5 5 ivan ivanov moscow four four five five all 10 and 5 points the eagle calls the kokushkin star. well, you're a star, and i'm eagle. i challenge you, please tell us the average score. and why didn’t you introduce my colleague, this is alexey shalnov in the image of oleg valentsov. you know, his makeup is a little runny, so i guessed, but he's holding up well. so the average score for the greeting contest,

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as a rule, i have five seven different weddings in my schedule, a maximum of thirteen days. if you hadn't gone to university, you'd be married by now. i am already coming out. well, i'm going out on my own. the lives of others premiere tomorrow at the first and now we have a competition situation. i think that this is the easiest kvn competition because our teams are helped by the wonderful acting abilities of our jury members, and among us, people are well-deserved and everyone is not deprived of talent and is just a pleasure play along with them in a given situation and thus earn victory points. so let's start with a simple and familiar summer is coming, therefore, it's time for kebabs and a.

everyone knows that if someone starts to fry a barbecue, then there will always be a person nearby, and who knows how to do it better than him, the best candidate for an adviser than sergey sergeevich people's artist of russia i don't know sergey sergeevich welcome so a sergey sergeevich a you approach the person who is standing in the barbecue and say barbecue is an art. but what are you doing? barbecue is an art. and what do you do? are you by any chance an armenian? they just said that you didn't fold either. good barbecue is an art. and what are you doing? barbecue

is art. and what are you doing? barbecue is an art you do, what do you cook meat without a vein. barbecue is an art, what do you do? thank you very much. the next situation is also quite familiar. in any case, all residents of moscow are accustomed to it. so, well,

you are sitting on a bench in the park playing chess, lesh krivenya, of course, the grandmaster. it looks like you are the most. so you are playing with alexei kriveniya , he makes a move and says. and what will you answer to this? and what will you answer to this? i am seven horses. and what will you answer to this mat on channel one car? and what will you answer to this? okay won? let's go to you. and what will you answer to this? she could have seven of your horses. and what do you answer lyokh well, who are you

kidding? and what will you answer to this? i ’m looking at you and thinking, i, in my opinion, saw you on channel one on sts on tnt, you don’t armavir erdogan. thanks a lot. lesh thank you all. but in fact, lyosha always comes back in first place, because on the first one everything is somehow familiar. so the next situation in the psychologist's office is the master of the psychological game honored artist of russia alexander oleshko welcome to the stage. so the psychologist looks at you piercingly and says, it seems to me that you have not told everything about yourself. well. i wish you good luck ivan ivanov

it seems to me that you haven't told yourself everything. yes, i have a split personality. i think you didn't tell everything about yourself, well hello alligator from daddy's girls. i'm powder puff it seems to me that you told everything about yourself. you will be pleasantly surprised. i have to start over. i understand, it seems to me that you still did not

tell everything about yourself. oh, i forgot to say i have herpes. oh lord, it seems to me that you told everything about yourself a long time ago, it seems to me that you still can’t tell everything about yourself. are you sure you want to. a psychologist is urgently needed. so, we return to the open air. we are in the apiary, i see his human bee. yes, absolutely right dmitry khrustalev pasechnik he meets you. and he says, don't be afraid, don't be afraid. come closer, what kind of honey do you like? the bees have arrived. sit.

what kind of honey do you like stung us. be afraid, what kind of honey do you like for the ears valerka works in the minus? they turn everything into an action ivan ivanov city of moscow because we have practically lost the props. thank you very much dmitry khrustalev and his wonderful apiary and honey. well, in the end of the situation. we will ask us to test konstantin levich. by the way, do you know why erost is never called to the stage, he

only reacts to his own call. so let's imagine that in kvn, by analogy with sports, they hold a team press conference. at such a team press conference, you hear questions from the audience konstantin ernst channel one. they say you are leaving kvn what happened to konstantin from the first channel? they say you are leaving kvn. what happened? well, there was a case with bees. konstantin from the first channel they say you are leaving kvn what happened, time will tell. they say you are leaving kvn what happened. what happened to you when you are interviewing? happens

to say what happened to you on that question my press secretary will answer. what happened? they say you are leaving kvn what happened let them say well, probably that's all. thank you, huge teams. go, get ready so, the scores of the teams for the competition, the situation, do not boil, kazakhstan four four all judges four points are close,

belgorod application for victory all judges five points ivan ivanov moscow and flash royal average score for two competitions ivan ivanov 8.4 points and flash royale 10 points exactly kvn team ivan ivanov of the plekhanov russian university of economics thanks for the support of the management russian university of economics named after plekhanov and personally the rector ivan vasilievich lobanov, the kvn team slash royal thanks the rector of the southern federal university inna konstantinovna shevchenko and the simple

rostov engineer roman gurov and finally , the final competition in this game is musical homework. he gets brilliant. it sometimes leads to the fact that the team from the leaders turns into outsiders. sometimes. he really decides everything on the stage of the kvn team ivan ivanov plekhanov russian university of economics moscow again. good evening, when a woman watches an action movie, she is bored, when a man watches a melodrama, he is bored. therefore, we decided to show something that both of them will like . a tough nut in the big city i'm

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you are an ordinary romantic who loves romance. i'll live the only dream that we'll meet, you and i will listen to me i don't know which one to choose let's decide this is not a grain deal. think about the future of your children. do you really want john and

mickey to have a middle name, nikitich you're right. it will be better with you. we want girls to like our number, and girls love beautiful images, so we took this metaphorical door to semi-finals and today it will include one team. this is a fighter. the rest will lose this drama.

maybe we don't get melodrama? well, we know a lot about action movies. thank you, akim of the abai kazakhstan region , nurlan telmanovich urankhaev, the kvn team , relatives, thank the governor of the belgorod region, vyacheslav vladimir chak gladkov , the agro-belogorye group of companies, as well as vladimir fedorovich zotov and all residents of the belgorod region. with

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forget it too, okay. thank you for saving me. no way. and you, this tree, where you got it, like all the chinese in siberia. and you probably wanted to to make an iphone out of it, i wanted to make a down jacket out of it. or maybe we’ll retire somehow, where is the nearest deserted place in mongolia in china? by the way, a. why did you come to china i have to find the villain john lee damn and what is he and currency stole my stockings what kind of perverts? no, you don't understand stockings, this is my brother. i'll save him then too, but i need to find information. this is the chinese market here. you can find anything. buy iphone and sneakers new strains

of covid eat anything, second song the vines of biden's vestibular apparatus, we approach, we take the adequacy of a very rare commodity. and if the information about john lee yes is fresh today and good, i definitely took my mother-in-law recently, she was immediately killed. yes , i knew too much about something, what we need to take. that's it. is he in your fortress? i rode there, and you wait for me here and collect 100,000 monks for me, as i gather so quickly. so many people through public services. somewhere in the fortress black. finally i have a dragon egg and i can do everything whatever. yes, sir, now you will definitely have enough

of her to capture the whole world, we had to release stockings. why does everyone think we are perverts? you hear, somehow suspicious quiet everything is over for you villain john lee how did you get into my archers like this how did you get through? exactly

what are you, what have you done? it was a poisoned riddle oh you bastard, then hold on, i'll kill you. you must be the first to die, do not drive. i was the first to hit you like a bro, when we crossed him like that, it's me, the first round is appendicitis. you live on this side here. i've hit took your gut. this is my gut. all that is packed and the egg will return to the monastery. and i'm like, no, i'm sure, what happened? i'm a dj

of karaganda, what's a hole in me? ah egg returned kazakh, said, kazakh did. and finally, dear friends. why did we show all this now between russia and china friendship but if you look at the map between russia and china is kazakhstan and that means kazakhstan is friendship don't boil the area of ​​avai, kazakhstan rakhmet on the stage a flash piano, rostov-on-don

star wars darth vader is a cult character from the star wars movie, but his appearance turned out to be the same immediately. yes, and so somewhere in a galaxy far, far away. we look i need other music to which i will walk during the film. under this i am not afraid, we are already closed. we work

until night, so the first track. it's too easy and too easy, well in that sense okay next. no, i don't want to walk, but to sit. do not promise not mine, understand? looking for more like this.

doesn't fit at all. well, some people are listening. i need it so that it was straight scary, there is such. you didn't feel it, but i was just scared. chef, we threw in variations of your

catchphrase. luke i'm your soup no. luke i am your sagittarius i am libra no luke i am your product you are my merchant where else? i have a father. luke i'm your kapets funny, but think again. princess leia give 5,000 for the rebellion against whom against you and another 2,000 for the shoes of a spender all in the mother. i don’t understand, it’s a chubak or khantsov’s attack.

so there is such a girl who drank coca-cola, a man went waist-deep into cold water. and the caucasian entered the budget of cheers the last two cool who is this? this is our gait manager for ccm antics and mc grooming. n

who is this? oh, this is our bonus chorus of officials who always agree with the authorities. now you rest only on the tattoo to the planet naboo , we no longer fly. yeah, i saw each other. chief, there are options for swords, come on, a sports sword, so interesting, some kind of royal one

. i just threw in a preliminary version. let's get a look.

well, what did you end up deciding? i decided that the best thing to do is listen to the music you like, the best thing to do is fight with those balls which you like. in general, it's best to be yourself. haha. it's funny that i said a bad character, but why? this

darth vader is a bad character. this is a good character. did you exterminate the jedi order? so what? well, there were reasons for that, he had a difficult childhood. he grew up, without a father, his mother died, in his arms , his beloved girl turned away from him. and i like darth vader, he is also black. well. he killed his teacher, that none of us at school wanted to kill their teacher for such an assessment. kapets in my school would be a strange zheshnik. this is one of the best antagonists in the history of cinema, my god tin. guys, why are you silent? leah say something. why would you just piss me off? you walked out, as chewbacca would say, please, the same way chewbacca would say i wasn't watching. it's you. are you kidding me, you went into the room

and didn't watch a movie about it. so, when kvnchiks stop showing what they don’t understand. and i think it's very easy to play darth vader because he's wearing a mask. just id-ka you to hell. i just like the mandalorian better. go to hell. such is the way yes darth vader is a controversial character, he did good and bad, but he went over to the dark side, because the forces of light also committed negligence, but at the cost of their lives. he saved his son, who later saved everyone, so it is impossible to evaluate conflicting characters somehow unambiguously. they must be accepted as they are, just like us right, like all flashes. we finished this leads with you strength. yes

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today we will show you your favorite fairy tales in front of you to stand different characters. i play frog. and i’m a water hero roma, but he’s a brownie. we are all different, very much fighting grandfather mazay, once you stand with an instrument, then we played on it.

it's clear. light, and who are you, the frog princess opa. this is someone fooled into a straw. in place of evgenievich well, why don't you see a merman with me? yes, and thank god and what does aladdin do among russian characters and what confuses you the hero from bogdan, who is friendly to us and you, i suppose so, grandfather mazai yes andryukh, well, not only grandfather mazai bend your fingers, it means grandfather pikhto is a grandfather who pulls a turnip, where are you a goldfish red-haired red-haired freckled killed grandfather. shovel, respectively, thank you very much, and who would you think deadpool. that's it. understood, who are you?

i'm biden, but is he also a fairy-tale character? no, he's just fabulous. everything's clear with you. okay, let's think about what kind of fairy tale we are showing. or maybe we'll show a tale about dad and his worker balda and maybe a tale about the priest and who entered it in finland yes, you are crazy. as i understand it, we will not show the fairy tale today. okay, andryukh, of course, let's go, the guys will change clothes, and i will announce. dear friends, the kvn team, relatives, presents to your attention the fairy tale winnie the pooh. as i understand it, winnie the pooh, you are observant. and where is

piglet? i know you remember in the evenings how we went to visit the video, how you got stuck in a hole. and then i pulled you out, you ask no, no, i didn’t guess. to the rabbit with you hello in the pots, all the bees taken out. and why exactly is he a piglet? well, first of all, he shook it. and secondly, he has a gun at home, are you crazy? okay, let's replace piglet. let's continue. hi

who's been hibernating in the fridge? stop well, it can’t be a children’s fairy tale, piglet pooh, let’s replace winnie the pooh. we seem to continue normally. hello piglet. where is the donkey? all wrong. without a tail, like a fool. i ask alone with myself. the third of september is the

birthday of the day when friends will give the tail to the tail of the cop, unfortunately. to kill a pig for our production is already ashamed, good. yes, you are crazy. come all here.

guys, you yourself understand what you are doing andriukh, i will now explain everything, dear friends, why we showed all this fabulous theater, because well, you must admit, it will be really cool dumplings. i welcome you to the games of the international café union. how surprised will people be by turning on channel one? guys what's going on? i asked you to show me what is normal, and you showed me a fairy tale with a banal plot, where the bear

just flies on a balloon into a hollow to the bees, and i disagree with you. after all, this is a work in which the main character overcomes fear and , risking his own life, decides to fly to where he has never been on a very important mission, and then returns back to earth. yes, with such a plot, you can shoot the world's first film in space. it seems to be satisfied, well, i want the audience to have a good impression. andryukha is sitting in the hall today with so many people close to us who came to support us. let's just say thank you to them. i told my mother, i want to thank you,

that came and support. they see me from childhood, raised me, she is without a father, because she raised me, and i thank my family. i also go to my uncle igor and my aunt, they never caught me, they never betrayed me to their woman, i want to turn because she is also sitting here in the hall behind mine, dear to you very much. i love relationships. she and i hid this fly like a bank and seryoga a brick for the game. everyone bought tickets, which means he remembers how tea, sweets and cigarettes wore them at one time. thank you all, you are the one who supports us

jesus christ is going on thank you we want to say thank you to our girls, we want to say to maslyakov that the main one is always picking. one hundred percent of us came to support him and are not visible on stage. thank you all, who came to this game? help with the hand of those who are the covenant to see you very soon, we would be in the world on channel one, so that we go, go and again we will sing nothing. relatives of the team

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and i would like to give a prize from the state corporation rosatom, which has established a special prize for the team best of all, which proved itself in the competition of the situation. humor is the inversion of common sense. so to say, the smile of the mind and today the prize of the smile of the mind from rusat goes to the teams, relatives, belgorod and flush royale, rostov-on-don. the scores have been set very soon we will know the results, in the meantime, i would like to hear an opinion on today's game by alexander oleshko please start. honestly speaking, this is the most difficult thing, i’m not hinting at anything, in any case, but i ’m somehow more comfortable on stage than the jury members here, because judging you is very difficult, firstly, thank you very much to the team loved ones for your final song at all, uniting you, of course, very lucky, e soloists, who sang the song on september 3rd. thanks for the fun. the flush royale team

, in general, is very strange for you, e-my clash royale, it is absolutely, as it were, atypical, but for me personally for rostov-on-don. i liked you very, very much. thank you very much. i want to tell the teams too. thanks for the mood. as my teacher alexander anatolyevich shirvindt says, he came, threw a sparkle and left. today you know us such a firecracker blew up. we are all in sequins, good mood, thank you to all the teams. thanks dmitry khrustalev thanks to the teams, i came here today in a good mood and in a good mood. i'll leave, despite the fact that the mood to us, some teams tried to spoil the greeting. you didn't succeed. we are still in a good mood. uh kazakhs, do not boil a lot there was actual humor, but some jokes. i did not understand, apparently, difficulties in translation, or i'm already very

old and ivan ivanov er, a lot of interesting finds, especially with an inflatable pool. well, a little screwed up. there is a feeling that if you rehearsed for a couple more days, it would be great, close brilliant and, of course , i will repeat the words of alexander oleshko. you are lucky that you released a person who looks like father kirkorov from a place not so distant in time and a flash royale for me today out of competition. thank you, you prove again that the funniest thing is done by a serious face. thanks to all. sergey sergeevich i will try, as always, very briefly. uh, you know, i've been away from, uh, two games, i think i'm just realizing how bad i felt, how good i feel now that i'm here again,

because, but it's an amazingly wonderful beautiful evening that lifted. i am sure all the mood of all the viewers, then all the viewers, and i just have very good emotions ivan ivanov showed this. a wonderful film on two positions at once, uh, i liked the pool too. and uh, flash royale is here. sorry guys, i can't imagine myself without you now. i need you. thank you all very much to you all around. this is an invitation to the voice. but in fact , many kvn players then continued their successful careers on channel one. this is wonderful, really personal. make a decision by vote and that's it alexey kvidia. good evening friends. hello everybody. hi hi. i do not know what to say. i

missed kvn very much and sat thinking that it was letting in, what to let in. and i came up with, guys. thanks for tonight. true, i sincerely laughed, and i was very cool, and good luck to everyone, who went further, and who did not pass, well, sometimes everyone thanks. candidate of biological sciences konstantinovich also heard attention now. well, in general, competitions in art or in humor, things are very conditional. we understand, even better than the jury, and we are the best puts some fives and fours. you understand, everything is relative, someone will go further today. well, the shaft is wrong here, not everyone will leave kvn for a year today. this is not true. the system is more complex. and that's why someone was today in my opinion the best, and someone was very close to them. but you know

whoever was in kvn you got today? the main quest you were on the air? well, now the scores are in the order of performance dear members of the jury. how do you evaluate the musical homework ivan ivanov moscow 4:455 don't boil kazakhstan four four five, four five flash royale rostov-on-don all judges 5 points close team of the belgorod region all judges five points orel calls again star. say so, let's say, probably, lyosha

will say, after all, he was parodying his voice, he was training. not in vain, at the same time, we will check how he did it. so the result of the game is on, and do not boil 12.8 points. ivan ivanov 13 points exactly close 14.4 points royal flush 15 points exactly so dear friends teams get trips to the mayor's cup ivan ivanov third place and close belgorod second place in today's game, and the winner of the game is the second full semi-finalist of the season is the royal flush team. tinkoff bank presents

the winning team tinkoff black sumy card 400.000 rub. the tinkoff black card is a cashback for purchases with real money, a simple payment for purchases by phone number and a convenient application. thank you very much to the audience. thanks a lot to the teams. thanks to everyone who enjoyed this wonderful game today and see you again. bye.

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