[000:03:54;00] hell yeah listen what is it? i ask, when will your irresponsible experiments end, as a result of which our entire building is de-energized, you understand, please, if you knew ivan vasilyevich , what diseased inventions he is currently working on? what experiences do i make? he would not talk like that with electricity. dear comrade , you need to put it at work, and at home, electrical

energy should be used for exclusively peaceful domestic purposes. and how many times have i told you i'm on vacation and therefore i work at home and in general, my experiences are absolutely safe i say stop. today you have experienced traffic jams, you know, and tomorrow the whole house. well , it's dangerous to increase the voltage, of course

it's dangerous, but the risk, as they say. round round what kind of turmoil in it is easy to fall in love with neinford blizzard or its not elastic and starry bread, whose whole circle and noise the city does not see. people of each other pass

by each other, people lose each other, and then i will never find. and where it is, you are my hearty love. do not repeat my eternal eternal i have been looking for her for a long time, but the turmoil to her is easy easy to meet in a dream. g blizzard olive bread and stars, rushing around their city do not see. people walk past each other, lose each other, people lose each other, and then and we

will never find, never, and then they will never find. about now there will be if only not scandal. they are so tired of these scandals. i got divorced three times. well, yes, three, when i was not so worried. and you too. forgive me for disturbing you, but i must

tell you terrible news. my gloves were taken away in a cafe today, and i fell in love with another. you understand me shurik well glove that gloves, and i fell in love with another. well, it's happened. just don't mind me and i don't need to. what are you asking? who is he, and of course, do you think that this is moltenovsky? no, you guessed wrong. superman got it wrong again. okay, let's not play hide and seek, this is a film director. i'm so so so so so so however this is strange. this is the first time in my life he is told that his wife is leaving him. and he is so even somehow

impolitely blond tall. well, what is this disgrace, but not to such a degree to be interested in his wife, blond, molchanovskiy. well, remember this is already moltenovsky, and yakin talented, what are you asking, where will we live? today we are leaving with him for gagra to choose a place for shooting, and then they should give him an apartment. well, unless, of course, he's lying. oh, how stupid it is to offend a person out of jealousy. well, he can't lie every minute. i thought for a long time during sleepless nights and came to the conclusion that we are not suitable for each other, understand alexander, i am all in cinema in art. however, i am amazed at my

calmness and, you know, shurik somehow even wants to make a scandal. what can happen? 1 minute she left, where did she go with her lover to the caucasus as a lover? say you are an original person. sorry ulyana andreevna, i'm busy. however, you have character. be your wife. i 'd leave too, if you were my wife, i

'd hang myself. dental clinic hello extension 362 call, please, anton semyonovich anton semyonovich who asks you? i'm listening, but i really want to get to know each other.

well, let's continue.

this is where i got in. citizens keep money in a savings bank, unless, of course, you have one. but what you care about what happened to my wife, divorce her or not divorce. this is our private matter, you are mistaken, dear, this is a public matter, you are divorced. sharply reduce our indicators, what do you want the public from me. i ask you to postpone the divorce, until the end of the quarter, understand, and then breed. and how many of you your heart desires, when you say ivan vasilievich, the impression is that you are wandering , and again about your suspicious car. i had to tell you from sergeevich. i ask you to declare, declare that and have declared it yourself. wait. wait, there is nothing suspicious in this device. i just invented a

time machine with a word. i can crawl through space and go into the past. such experiments, dear alexander sergeevich, should be done with the permission of the relevant authorities only. wait, this device will bring unheard of

benefits. i will explain everything to you now. well, everything. and now we will test my time machine in action. you are present at a historical event. let's try first in english

distance. see now we'll go through space. did you see what happened? what's

the matter, what is timofeev behind the wall to hell with the regiment of the apartment disappeared nothing happened? miracles of technology didn't guess hands up, everyone stay in their places and the order to remain calm according to the laws of wartime new series,

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knew well. their deaths are connected by one thing - it's you andrey i 'm your partner, i'm fine to patronize you, where are you now a spy for the premiere of a serial film. wait, i don't understand. what operation. what kind of cameras i did not give you permission for any movie cameras one tv presents the local kupchino gromov did not share with his son some kind of city this al-anfisa of all

finished. i miss you, get ready river. why are you looking at me like that? our dear father has no patterns and flowers do not grow. i'm

tormented, vague doubts on you exactly like that suede, imported jacket, as for now, what are you talking about, a suede jacket, is it really only in all of moscow that shpak has a suede jacket, and your last name is like i am an artist of large and small academic theaters, and my last name is my last name too well-known for me i called her, maybe you want to return to the room, shpaka. i'll open the wall for you. no, no. i'd rather take a look at your car. i really liked her. i am very happy. you are the first who saw you, so to speak, the first witness. never been a witness before. you are not looking at a hole for us, wipe it. can you imagine what you saw. tell me more. and tell me, can you also raise the wall in the store? and what a useful invention, did you come from a tape recorder to shpak? understand wall. nothing here.

the fact is that bypassing all these walls i can pierce space. i can see through time i can move 200 to 300 years ago yes yes yes yes yes yes yes you ignored my questions regarding the tape recorder. fie on you. oh what a car it's really new words in science and technology. fuck you again. i can't stand it. we will immediately penetrate into the past and see ancient moscow think again, think again, comrade, before you understand to see ancient moscow without the corresponding organs for a minute, if you once again interfere in the experiments of the academician and stand in the way of technical progress. i understood you. i'm

worried, i'm here. oh-oh-oh , with the heavenly amplification of the reverend kuzma

kuzma

mothers , where are you going to call?

stop.

demons that's what the life-giving cross does? you need to have a snack. oh how they scream, they can't scream

long time dead. how do the dead shoot the dog? and who is he to you? it seems to me, tell me again you are not a demon, i explained to you 100 times who i am not a demon, i understood not by human desire, but by god's

permission very well. i understand perfectly well that you are tsar ivan vasilyevich alas, a magician to me, send me back this damned kolesnik thank you for everything, there was a short circuit, all transistors burned out, and until i buy a new one. i won't be able to send you back to close my lunch break, oh, calm down, you drink vodka to me. not yours. they are their own unfortunately, no

metropolitan. to sing , dear ivan vasilyevich, is not customary with us and with sprats. in our age, it is much easier to get poisoned and than drink boldly. have you made this car? i also had one of these, i made wings, why is it so cool? no, i dont drink alcohol. i do not drink. thank you, you respect me, lord ivan vasilievich then drink

a little. yes , cramped, of course, not royal separate apartments. how will they catch each other? well, let them be happy. you are a kind person. oh my god. what am i here, and there i have the swedes, who took boyarin boyarin send me back. go buy those

transistors. i'm busy, call me later. i 'll walk down the street with you. wait for me here oh my god, only you boyar as soon as possible, i’m in a hurry to return it too, that with them there you will have his head cut off

and everything will be done again with them.

tsar's clothes for nothing dress up i'll kill you.

talk to me even if you are a seven-stringed friend with all my soul. what a moon game. that once again, give a lot more a lot. the heart is torn otozski, and in the eyes of anxiety again, yes, many more times. well, oh, it doesn't look like

my hack. you see, this face is smarter under the face, i ask you not to touch it. take a stick as a matter of state, tsar grand duke, repeat. all i am russia repeat so you say the king and the grand duke. wrote a comma where did our secretary disappear to? i ask you, precious ones, what's the matter? what parasite dared to break the doors to the royal

premise? sit the king always in his place state the demons grabbed you by all the fans. we 've been chasing them, that's enough. there were demons, we do not deny it, but they self-destructed. so i ask you to stop this stupid panic. who are you feofan diets of the ambassadorial order? well fedya stay here, and i ask the rest to clear the tsar's office. in short,

everything. small rushed sprawled two enough. do not pester the king to serve fedya, you quit bowing or someone will fall in the evening. let's be familiar, i recognize you. and you are a prince, i, perhaps, a prince. what's surprising is that

you weren't there. this is a friend anton semyonovich shpak nadezhda the tsar says that i am prince miloslavsky suits this for you. what's happened again, thank god, what's the matter, he says, they executed you over her. that's news. they hung you on their own gates. you are the whole day by order of the king. and thank you , they hanged me on your orders. help me out, otherwise we’ll get hooked. that's what the hanged man was called, and the bathhouse robber is that bandit. it's just that my

namesake is correct. i obey. puck puck, listen to the evolution of us saved in the form of desire rejoices. no, this gift has no time to rejoice, then we will. slowly somewhere clear shut up, rolled. and what, fedenka take, now there is none. but how but the swedes have no breadwinner, the crimean

khan directly seizes on the july way for the holidays. put a dot in a dot sign the great sovereign. i have no right to sign such historical documents. yes, i am not allowed to sign. yes, tell them not to hurry back, let them take kazan on the way back, so as

not to go twice. how is it, father? after all, kazan? dasha, did you take it a long time ago? well, they hurried and gave it back to them. calmly calmly, drink green spring in the old way, stop with your favorite stink , all the beauty around says goodbye. marusya

be silent, the tears will let go, the soul hurts and the holy eyes sing nearby. and

after her shower, the monkeys sing cool. ah, i sing it after my shower. things have gone. coy how why are you the inventor of your time machine back does not twist, lord what a scandal i'm waiting for at home. what is it? didn't i tell andreevna where? i went. here it is, of course, as it is, but we don't care. it doesn't matter. let us be afraid, we are the wolf and the owl of the case. alexander sergeevich excuse me for disturbing you during our family drama. tell ivan

vasilyevich they are looking for you at home, but we don't care

believes. what scoundrel? and why did i open up to this holy man? shurik are you home shurik

what is this? lord, i'm the scoundrel's suitcase. scandal at the studio, she still confused our suitcases is an hour before the plane. i just don't trust mine. wait for me and i will come back. i'm flying away now. i think, mikhailovna, you understand very well that after you taught

us the studio, everything is over between us. things a whole scoundrel scoundrel i leave the husband of this holy man with all the conveniences of a brilliant inventor, i'm going to this scoundrel, my god. what text. what words you don't know the real words yet even 2 hours before departure. i'll stay with him for a while. kira , whom he grabs by the hand and generally behaves like the last scoundrel. i went through the scene with her, hysterical. this is my professional duty professionals.

i've had enough. will we be a director? i will play the queen with him. where did you rehearse here? in this room, and who is playing boris the tsar? who is what boris tsar? boriska borisk to the kingdom, how do you really rehearse? he paid for the kindest he wanted to reign and everyone the authorities. mm on the guilt of death, god what type, bravo bravo? please continue.

why did you offend the noblewoman death remarkably, amazingly ingenious listen, i don’t recognize you in makeup. who are you sergey bondarchuk no. yuri here's to you bitches, i'm all this is not witty. and my god. helping the police save the militia on your knees

, caught the adulteress, pray, pike son , say goodbye to life. ah let's rehearse on this mikhailovna budesh excuse me, but i don't understand you. ah here is, role such this this role abusive. i

ask her not to apply to me, my god. well we have a top yard house, they call it names. and we are also fighting for the honorary title of a house of high culture of life, even a nightmare. either a passionate pimple of the belly or death asked the noblewoman of the belly of the belly. his great sovereign well, in your opinion. terrible remember i told you about the time machine and so shurik succeeded in this experiment. in all time

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could have killed me. what john the terrible poki-packs and cherums. have mercy on the leader, by the way, you misunderstood me to understand you, you don’t speak languages, i don’t speak your garden. you love the noblewoman i love anya with leo's beauty, scarlet lips right in the misoyuza. what else do you need a dog for ? we don’t need anything. well, there is a khoronyak, the prince lets her go, i ask for your hand . zinai mikhailovna hello galochka are you yours? well persuaded me or even to gagra well , a lot of beard sinful if after you that i’ll see the worst, i swear not to interrupt the king. i obey

the fur coat from the royal shoulder to you. i am very grateful to you. great sovereign you cannot remain in this form. how little can they think? oh lord, almighty , i forgot where i forgot the lord. and he is nasilevich bessovskaya clothes. wow temptation i have confused thoughts of a fur coat. tsar john the terrible yes, stop being nervous. well grozny special go. better help the king

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enter citizen ambassador. move your eyebrows ivan vasilievich intourist well, he says what he says. it would be necessary for our translator to be able to speak to us.

listen, comrade comrade awful. i would like to carry in general terms, understand what he needs. yes, to understand him hope and not the kemsku hair demanded they fought, they say, so give it here. what-what who was hiding oh, i , yes, let him take it to health. i thought lord, how is it so the breadwinner, the king knows what the state is doing, it will not become poorer, take it. great sovereign, take it, thank god what are you, a son of a bitch, an impostor, state-owned earth, saving so no authorities, you will not be attacked. so pass my king. my

warm hello. with comrades. by the way, you from me personally a small souvenir. in short

, everyone is free. don't you think you took me? no, no, no, no. from grief i am again tormented by vague doubts, while the tape recorder has fallen the medallion, what are you hinting at? i love you i ask. what are you hinting at, royal muzzle?

lunch break king dine wishes this is a dream, just a moment will be anyway with garlic.

eggplant beauty, well the king shuddered. i until hello please i his around domusovich. see how my apartment is processed. it's all the same, that it is

overwork for us. the tape recorder is gone. oh, you impudent, i'm 5 years younger than you. well, let's go now, yes, you are a witch, honestly , yes? and what do you need dear ivan vasilievich i ask you to testify. here is a list of stolen items stolen by two tape recorders, two movie cameras, two partisans, please, as a petition to the king. what is this drunken antics filed by the collective? yes , i see you, clap, you won’t calm down. my husband's

delirium tremens friends throw a knife. this is an armed bandit death by death. now the police will figure out which of us police police wait it no more. this is the real ivan the terrible. i'm busy, call me later, my god, what is being done to be silent? what do you give, honest noble

word? thank you. engineer timothy has already summoned the tsar to his apartment. i'm not a drinker with a dagger. i am waiting. ok. listen , old man, you

have jewelry in your jewelry store. let's do in vain took off. fedya go to the kidneys, you took it off in vain. not a royal face you have a little bit. very pleased very pleased to meet you, very pleased. hello king very nice. king very nice. king very nice. hello king very nice king. king very nice. hello king very nice very please i ask you to ask you to our old man. please, i beg you. so, in my opinion, you and i are somewhere met. what are you talking about, a bastard for a person, a kidney waiter once stands at my place, excuse me for one minute. go to me,

middle name strong wonderful, charming. well charming what? well, do not refuse, be healthy. so you say, the king is the king, but do you think the sea vasilievna is easy for us kings? yes , nothing like that, philistine talkers. all workers have two days off a week to wash and work seven days a week. we have a nervous closed. he says, vasilina have a snack and everything is platinum. if if you want to know to us kings for harmfulness, milk should be given free of charge by a health magazine, it directly indicates that nerve cells are not restored and that's it. it is you who are in the works, everything is in the works of the great sovereign. aki the bee

is the only person who understands me

there will be a dog, christina. what kind of dog will be made? doors, do you really believe in me and do not believe,

snow was falling, dawn was floating, autumn was drizzling for so many years so many years. where to find you, everything became clear to me. now, so many years. i argued

with fate, for the sake of this meeting with you. and everyone dances for me, i've been burned for so many years fate. everything in the world was clear to me. you are so old. i argued

with fate, for the sake of this it was in the world.

real dear autocrat i demand continuation of the banquet. rather, the prince return me back in 3

minutes everything will be ready. now ivan vasilyevich, while you have changed into your tsar’s clothes, do it right, i also don’t understand tsar

klitschko quietly, my last name is rurikovich and my name is patronymic john vasilyevich ivan, the year of birth 1533 from the nativity of christ yes, you tell me what kind of fault i have.

old woman oh, that's it, i 'm looking at someone, he's talking some kind of nonsense, kazan took it. astrakhan took his tsar, he calls himself ivan the terrible delirium tremens, a typical case, but you can’t know how the real name of this patient vasilyevich. prepared his attention to take

the impostors.

farewell to an interesting movie, that this is your comrade scientist at the police station, it seems that he is on duty, and this is your friend shpak today they robbed that say ah-ah wonderful and red power. well, why are you coming back, no, mommy, another business trip drew me here. what a business trip. and where would i dream of being in

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to be sunk. carlson , who lives without the roof of the doll of the heir to tuti tomorrow at pervyy no delay will not delay, did not delay, did not delay, did not delay. and i myself went to you myself , frankly, to confess everything with delight. i surrender into the hands of my native militia, i hope and trust in it. who are you? hmm , ivan vasilievich is better. so, you claim that you are allegedly ivan vasilievich bunkshin your documents. who can verify your identity? uh, well anyone? yes anyone at least ask liana andreevna to confirm his wife? you wanted to confess something sincerely. well, yes, i confess that at least not of my own free will, but under the compulsion of prince milasovsky, he temporarily acted as an acting amber, what kind of king

are you a king, well, kings wear it, terrible you burn a dog. everything that he had gained by overwork, yet died. three tape recorders three foreign film cameras three domestic cigarette cases a suede jacket three jackets and they are still fighting for the honorary title of a house of high culture of everyday life, but tell me again who it's such? lord yes. i told you, comrade lieutenant my husband ivan vasilyevich busha now you will be cured by an alcoholic. well, who is this? i hear an impostor from an impostor.

like this. well, who is this? so what comes out of your two husbands? and you will be cured. and you will be healed too. and i will be cured. what you have told is grandiose to you as an eyewitness of the price. if i were you, i would immediately sit down for my doctoral dissertation in no hurry to sit down, i will always have time.

i was tempted by the queen, but did not succumb. i swear. damn it. we had in our hands the most miloslavsky well miloslavsky detain him quickly. hold on, hold on, hold on to miloslavsky, hold on to him.

and i was absolutely sure that i sent you back. spin and spin your car, where have you been all this time, the police started the case. go ivan vasilyevich run faster faster ivan vasilyevich happily, do not

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ivan the terrible what's going on with you smoked smoked? and, of course, i haven't had dinner yet. you didn't go to gagra . what kind of gagra will you go absolutely crazy with your car? where did you plant such a bump? tell me honestly where were you now at the rehearsal? qi

ok i'll ask directly. do you love yakin? what's wrong with you shurik i pretend he's your film director.