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this minute. see you soon. hello friends. this is a joke podcast, as always. i'm vadim galygin. i have wonderful guests in the studio. today, my colleagues in the workshop are in different roles of mplova. you could meet them somewhere in the open spaces of different screens. it is my pleasure to represent alexander schneider. and zhenya iskandarova. you can applaud quietly so as not to disturb anyone. yes, and today the topic of our program - this is an anecdote of the twenty-first century, let's call it that, and any new forms of a short humorous genre, which we call an anecdote, how an anecdote lives. now in what kinds in what forms as in general it. eh, has it actually changed and has it changed at all , and can what we see today be called actually an anecdote? let's start. sasha

want to ask you. here's what's funniest for you. old classic forms of jokes and there how? well, everything is there. the legacy of this post-soviet space there. or is it still faster fleeting. eh, somehow more incendiary, everything somehow happens now. and vadim listen , but it seems to me that here are anecdotes thanks to you. here they are still afloat. this it's great that you support this genre. and in general, they make a parrot there and what they did there, uh, and trachtenberg and there hedgehog with them, that is, well, we just tried to keep this genre, because i think that it is very important. well, can't uh the thing that cheered the people of the peoples before, yes, years of the decade. all of a sudden they just disappear. yes , because someone, for example, does not know how to talk. maybe we even have a task to learn to break some stereotypes. well, i generally small anecdotes. to be honest, if you will, that's right honestly. i know very few jokes. i know,

just an anecdote from you, which here i am. that is , you grew up to a greater extent and in general, when are all these memes? yes, what is the correct name? let's tell the audience. there are memes, there are war jokes. there are some . there are. well, a lot of new words have appeared now, everything, so that some funny meme stories fly now. you see, they usually have all those words. they are still strange, yes, that is, well, if you briefly tell, let's say vines, these are short funny videos, yes, i don't know, they are now along with jokes. they must be here, because they no longer exist, as far as i understand, in general, the war is also the vines. no, they even blinked. listen, i even saw that some jokes, and they are remade by wars.

that's how i saw it, as if i had it and it's understandable, that is, in fact. now here's the shape like all the looking is gone. now people communicate less in person, but agree. and here is what i wrote to him. he called me, that is, everyone has a box. so she kidnapped everyone, yes, then is, if earlier this communication was there to tell jokes. now it 's sent a picture, and like he told a joke, everyone sends it to each other. this nonsense is there in a circle there, you know already there a couple of years ago. she played you. look how funny. you must again see that it’s funny to you, that is, in fact, if you imagine that if it were many years ago, then this situation, when you went out into the yard, and you just yes, wait. and here's another anecdote. i will now tell you exactly what happened. well, let's figure it out. come on we let's show an example. yes, sash, that is, we can demonstrate what hmm is called today. in general, this is a joke. here it is , and now friends we will show you, such as a joke is a meme, yes, the classic classic

is relevant, by the way, my feed for the last couple of weeks. by the way, we see here. uh, this is an avatar with cheburashka ears, by the way, on this occasion, our cheburashka baubles there, yes, he collected uh, there was a lot of money at the box office was just as similar. the meme was drawn by two of these avatars and one of the second is asked. listen, who is cheburashka yes, well, there was a little bit of esky there, that is, it was contained in the question. listening to vadim, you just started the way they go, and they end up like a joke. and then we answer, i don’t know why i don’t know, yes , as for me, honestly, jokes are funnier than memes for me, but no more can you put your soul into the story of jokes. that is, you serve, you speak on behalf of different characters there. i think it's more like some kind of scene than just. picture it's simple, well, you need to find a funny picture and somehow fun to catch people and not

is it some really trivial way to just smile. aren't we getting dumber i mean, uh, when it's like this , it just looks a lot easier than coming in and telling no, if you want to come telling, then go to standup and tell, well, just your own jokes. these are, okay. here, do we think dumb, dumb so here everything at once so aha here it is that it 's cool is it really cool? the fact is that right now we do not have enough time for any of this, because we seem to let's start doing some more work. everyone has their own business. you still something 10 works. and we want to quickly neighing very quickly funny life has become faster, in general, everything, yes, and there is still cyclical. such some once we watched humorous programs, where there were whole monologues long right? yes

, then kvn began where you could turn it on and see the scene for about five minutes, well, we set it or something else. yes, that is, we go further. let's go, these are the vines that last a minute. uh-huh , then we are not like that. it's too long too grows per unit of time. it’s good that there are 15 second ones that you watch here, yes, you watch my videos for 15 seconds. and now you think i can't. i want to take a quick look. and if it's funny, uh, well, go ahead and that's it. here are the pictures now. i think the next one will be yes, but it's just a funny word , you know, it's a classic. this is when it comes to warming up that you quickly get into the brain like this. so that's all through satellite something like that quickly some kind of joke and

the whole world together at the same time. like this struck and everything. went on to work. just not enough time rzhachnaya minute or second. yes, but look, in any case, hmm. we are now talking about how to arrange humor, yes , let's say in some kind of picture. you can sew up one message, that is, and he must understand it to be when you visually perceive, yes, when something else is superimposed, some kind of audio is there, as it appeared, and at one time some here are people doing something funny to the music. in general, i didn’t understand at all initially, that is, everything is still there, moreover, they pass it on to each other. how is it there it's just such a stupid baton such a yes challenge, but moreover, it's so stupid trivialities. oh, you know, these people bent over, and in other clothes appeared and everything is awesome, that is, like, it's cool. well, i didn’t think it was cool, to be honest, or there, what kind of grasshopper was sitting in the grass, sitting a banana

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improve microcirculation. reducing the risk of blood clots, removing inflammation and strengthening the walls of blood vessels in the norm. you didn't bend over and take it off. i mean, i missed it, you did my joint. it will be necessary to redo the farewell to people. i just want something new every time. and every time they see something new, they admire at first, when everyone is fed up with the usual. well, yes, it will then get tired of these interruptions and everyone will discuss it the way we do well. but you worked a lot in the classic stand-up genre. yes, that is. tell me, this can be considered a form of anecdote. i think no. in general

, i think that anecdote is a separate form, who does not die and did not die like that. thank you for your support. for example, i brought a magazine. so he is literally this magazine. came out recently. see what magazine when you brought the crocodile. please, new jokes how many 12 pieces? these are the children of today, that is, well, our time there is a magazine. and what made you smile there? yes , of course, look. everything is funny here. here, for example, the blonde is indignant. well, what kind of mouse is it, it will even have a tail. i think it's a hamster, what do they answer her? fine,

make a right click hamster. i don’t know, in my opinion, it should be like this anyway, you just read the classic, that is , an example, that is. well, in general, after all, this is an anecdote, in fact, when is it still printed there? yes, well, i bought, uh, jokes that came out in trains. they just sold here, well, blist, papers there, but some kind of a4 and on the one hand and on the other an anecdote. and sometimes somewhere there, separated by asterisks and such witches, they were sold just like that, well, people printed it out, and when you don’t listen to a joke. and you read, then you yourself it's like you're telling it to yourself. how do you understand, like you think, how can you think of it? how to reduce someone with them. here, for example, a vine or someone will make a picture, and you look at it like that. well, i read the book better. but in my head this is an anecdote the fact is that, but there are anecdotes that are just hysterical, you can only hear them. that is, well, sound,

for example, a joke a patient comes to the doctor and the doctor says i have a problem. i fart after every word. what should i do? doctor says don't worry. i also had such a problem. after each puppet, i put a whistle on myself and now i communicate calmly. let me try on hold on, thief give me my whistle. i can’t imagine how it can be turned into some kind of meme there, yes, and i can’t imagine how it can be, well, printed. let's say you bought a newspaper, or is this your magazine, right? and so, how are you there, well, read yes, and it would be funny for you, fart whistle, fart was not

very funny, because i inserted how you tell jokes that i read, i imagine as if they were one. yes tell me i'm still in support of old -time jokes, that is, classic ones. yes, sometimes the whole world is drawn there, or just some kind of situation when you just imagine it like a movie. eh, i have a great desire, in general , to shoot jokes sometime. here in good quality with good actors there. and that's it, so that it was like mini-movies. here are such. well, in fact, yes, like, but these are such short children's stories, but it ’s the classic jokes that you know there, i don’t mean pet vasilyev, that is if it’s about cowboys, then right here is a real picture, after all, a story, for example, an anecdote, an old one from the nineties, so, uh, i’ll tell you, yes, and you will understand what i mean, that is, express it in mimi there, let's say, or somehow describe. that is, it will have to. this is an anecdote to paint. this one will be huge, which means there is one sheet there.

as if the magazine bandits are going, so, uh , somewhere on the arrow, all the serious , such terrible people are on their trunks and suddenly at the post. uh, the traffic policeman runs out of them , they stop them, they sneeze, and once and more we will calmly behave calmly once we have stopped, because well, it lowers such a black bmw there, you know, a fighting vehicle extortionists such that the commander happened. he says, that's while the penguin is talking, i don't know what happened. like what. where do you need to go to the zoo? more than once they looked at each other so that let's plant the commander. well, they put him in the back, fastened this penguin on the back seat, everyone behaves so calmly, the policeman, in general. so tnank you. there, like, all the best, and not just started. go, it means that the day passes already late in the evening , the same bandits drive by car. again past this bridge. well, there is a policeman. just sees

the car is going fast stops. they again tensed up and once again lowered, what happened the commander says, and it's not you . i just see the car there a little higher and looks behind the penguin sitting so fastened says. and what are you guys in the zoo it? well, not not taken away, the commander offended at the zoo were at the circus were now. here it goes in the winter. here's how how such an anecdote can be shove it into a picture? well, i don't think so. well, i think the picture is unrealistic. yes, such large forms. yes, you won’t do it in any way, or you know there are other memes that break, uh, into four parts , like 1 2, 3, 4, of course, you could stuff it all in there, but it’s already a long time to read and , accordingly, not interesting. yes? fast. well, we'll try. we have it tonight, but listen, here's the truth, have you seen these memes that are broken into several parts? yes

, yes, yes, you can stuff it here, unlike uh definitely, but it's not like a comic? it is clear when the whole story is in pictures. yes, well, it would be even cool, by the way, a good genre. kind of a joke. how to make everything interesting now, guys, we came up with something. eh, but let's just say in one here, well, right here in the picture. yes, i think it's difficult, of course, when all sorts of fools are there, uh, now i'm trying to play a trick, they're filming there. eh, video. mostly. there is a guy girl, like family ones, when they are some kind of joke there. probably, as if by chance no reaction. we are yes. yes, yes, you overplay it, it’s creepy and so on, but all uh situations are anecdotal, that is, in essence, that is, people still try to have a joke in their lives. well, maybe it helps this genre at all. it may not disappear somewhere. yes?

well, by the way, here, when they do this, it is still considered on the internet to be stale , creativity is stale - well, let's explain to the viewer. well, like, how to say yes, repeat mothballs a second time. yes, with a beard there, like they can’t, yes, and not in a timely manner. yes when a person is nonsense, that you are ready just a joke and now he is reworking and still not skillfully somehow wins back. it is not listed on the market. what is active in the market? what can you say about the market? bloggers, a personal joke conscious, well, now the truth, firstly, the truth of all funny is correct and true, when you recognize yourself and it's funny topical. and, for example, it is especially funny when you recognize not only yourself. and also your surroundings. ugh someone. this can also