or a movie in the thirtieth year, but we know that the boys ran to watch chapaev dozens of times, because there was a rumor that somewhere in some of the cinemas chapaev did emerge and this desire. yes, so that it floats after 7 years and is embodied and it’s good that boris babkinkin returns, like chapaev, moreover, uh, the director, but another director here is vladimir petrov, who made peter i, and the first ones were made by the vasiliev brothers, and in military film collections exactly like that same appear any characters from the thirties . uh, for example, maxim performed boris chirkov, only they return with other directors. it's so interesting how the directors take, and their favorite character , which was embodied by their other colleagues and themselves like this, and such a cameo, but they take it and it really turns out the universe, and soviet movie heroes who all meet in one of some interesting such. but

in a dangerous world there, of course, there are different plots, there are plots on the theme of some kind of foreign life. yes, czechoslovakia, poland , where it is also going on, and these fascist populations are fighting. here's how to take it apart. us there are nine scenes from which we have at the front, but in many respects, of course, on the one hand, we say goodbye to the poster style, and the rice begins on the screen and there are no longer halftones. here everything is quite clearly transparent in that others are built - our good enemies are bad. there are no more gray areas behind you. well, at least in the first years in the forty-first forty-first, then it begins to be perceived a little differently. but what else is on the screen? here you woke up in the morning twenty the third of june and watched what's on in theaters. the film alexander nevsky, which was shot by sergei alexander and one of our favorite heroes, immediately returns to the screens. actually, a in the thirty-eighth year was filmed at a time when german aggression was growing.

and in the plot, which is absolutely about ancient russia yes and the middle ages, nevertheless, there are references to the e-knights by this very liv yes a and uh, the film is being shot, and then a pact of ground ribs is concluded and germany is no longer an enemy. but a certain ally removes the film from the screens eisenstein makes an opera at the bolshoi theater according to wagner, but in june the forty-first film instantly returns to the screens and gets a real second life, because this image of nevsky yes, and especially the finale of the film, turns out to be in tune with incredibly run and tell everyone in foreign lands that russia let without fear they come to visit us. but if who with a sword enters us, he will die. on that stands and will stand the russian land.

it is interesting that, when this film is taken at 30, practically nothing is known about nevsky, and when during the war they are introduced order of alexander nevsky is the image on the order. this is not some medieval image. and this is actually a stylized nikolai cherkasov in the role of nevsky it seems to me that this is the connection, uh, screen cinema and real life. it's absolutely straight here. and, of course, there were films that were made before the war, for example. in the summer of the forty-first year in july in august. in moscow there is a color film with the humpbacked horse, it has just been removed. this is one of the first soviet color films. the first color film is a fairy tale. and at five in moscow cinemas in august 1941, you can see how a masquerade masquerade comes out in september, which

is called the swan song of the pre-war helen film, because sergei gerasimov finished shooting the film adaptation of lermontov on june 21 , 1941 and 22. they were supposed to show it ready. naturally, this did not happen. the film was sent by plane to moscow , and the negative plane was shot down. they had to, uh, take positive positive copy. yes, and they are already doing the so-called countertive with it, that is, the second negative from this negative is already being done new copy, that is the film, in general. could have disappeared so disappeared. in fact, many leningrad films are those that were shot in the twenties, because after the evacuation of the partial alinfilm, there were some things. e, buried for example, yes, well, so that incendiary bombs do not fall, because it is necessary to remind that a at this time the film is still extremely bitter. and if a spark gets there , everything can just burn out, therefore, in moscow, i

buried films in the yard in a boom, as it is believed, they buried bezhin meadow and did not dig it out, this is a legend, for example, the same as the films that were buried by filmmakers and entrepreneurial producers. yes, before they left for emigration, they also buried them in their yard at the studio, and then when these films were taken out, it turned out that they had all rotted away. let me remind you that this is a podcast of eisenstein's witnesses where we are film historians natalya ryabchikova stanislav devinsky talk about who and how created and watched classic well-known little-known forgotten soviet films in addition to people who were engaged in feature films, but there were people who made a newsreel. as a matter of fact, which were filmed by combat front-line cameramen, and then it was collected in film magazines, which were shown before each session. actually. here are your news. they were in your cinema just the same. like in the newspaper or on the radio. well, i still remember, even from my own childhood, when you come

to the cinema, and you will have a film show , it begins with newsreels. actually. it has always been that way since its inception. cinematography. always a session of feature films pretended to be the release of some e documentary film with a story about the events of the last days of the last month. yes, here in this case the main news, of course, we have only an event at the front and chained to this. attention, all e spectators who come to watch. but what happens there? yes, because we see footage directly from the front lines. yes of course, this is not the whole truth. how would you say yes? and the fact that, nevertheless, in many ways, people in the rear should somehow be encouraged to stimulate. yes, there are no stories about, maybe in heavy defeats about how things really are, but there is a story that gives hope. here it must be said that, firstly, and military operators, they appear before the start of the great patriotic war, they are in the spring,

and forty-one years they form such a small brigade, and out of three, in my opinion, a person who should be here with the army and e it’s like that. here’s a confession, perhaps of front-line operators, and then, and it’s clear that in june forty-first, very many some kind of graphic artists, or are called to the front, either a go to militias a, or uh, they want to go to the road themselves, right? and let's say that a lot of geek cameramen who have not yet completed the course go to the front, just like cameramen and uh, not everything that they shoot later uh is immediately shown. yes, sometimes it's chronic. sometimes this is collected in longer full-length documentaries, which begin to appear at the same time forty-first of the german troops of moscow, these are, of course, later works, but are based precisely on the work of cameramen. e for previous years, and in general , the film chronicle of the great patriotic war is being formed, and which are stored constantly and it is clear

that these are often shootings at the risk of life, and historians tried to calculate, and the number of dead front-line operators. firstly, they tried to read how many of them there were, and for a long time they believed that somewhere, and 250,260 quite recently in the 21st century, they found the editing sheets of the recording. what was being filmed? yes and now according to these records restored. how many people made these records. it turned out that more than three hundred operator plus hundreds more people who were part of the front-line groups. that is, there were directors and only directors of sound operators. yes, it happened and sound filming, and we still do. we really don't know exactly how many there were. let's see an example of how direct operators work.

locksmiths and teachers artists from steelworkers join extermination squads in worker battalions this film is the defeat of the german fascist troops near moscow and stalin kept personal control in the thirties he was the main viewer of soviet cinema, and almost everything, what was done in soviet studios. he looked. uh, edited the script

, changed the title, removed the director, and so on. and this film, despite the fact that later he had other concerns, more he moved away from , let's say, frequent viewing of the movie. and he really edited this film and, for example, cleaned it. uh, too wordy. here 's the voice-over. even here it was noticeable that we hear more agile music. yes, we are watching. actually, apparently, these shots than they tell us something, and this, of course, was one of the reasons. why this the film was so successful, so popular it was, but they sold it to america and showed it. there's truth in a refurbished version for american release by a different title, but this movie won an academy award that is. uh, including, of course, the masters of cameramen were also awarded, because they really showed what was happening and, in general , soviet films suddenly appeared in the american box office in the forties. u, within the framework of this allied such, and

the allied commonwealth of solidarity and we have some american films, and in america go soviet. true, some films. there's even enough. eh, smart insightful. uh, critics can’t fully accept , let’s say the film rainbow, which shoots marganese, and he seems to be a critic in new york too naturalistic , too much, well, somehow, very straight meat is such a tragedy, they crush a child with a tank. why do they do it? for what? does it show this? can't be? come on, here are the american rules maybe. it is impossible for them to understand how it feels here inside the country, although this film was shot in ashgabat take off the winter. e in the rainbow and the ukrainian village is absolutely such snowdrifts. how did they do it? we still don’t know for sure, because,

unfortunately, the archives of the ashgabat studio in the post-war years were lost due to an earthquake. yes, we don't have enough materials, but the fact that it was possible is actually some kind of incredible feat. well, i must say that this is part of a very big story called the movie in the evacuation. yes, because all the big ones at the studio of the country, which are located in its western part, are being evacuated. yea average asia in the caucasus yes, first of all, mosfilm, which is regulated in central asia, is not so lucky in alma-ata, and the echelons in which the equipment was loaded remain in besieged leningrad and, in fact, they will practically stand there until the end of the war. yes , some things are gradually beginning to be transferred by planes. this first blockade winter, the echelons remained loaded everything at a frantic pace. it was all loaded in the summer, yes, but the ring closed too quickly and already the classics of the leningrad cinema were taken out to the mainland by planes. i'm right i understand that this is the real story of this

central film studio, which is being formed in alma-ata. in general, this has not yet been written , and the main thing that we know about her today is what was filmed there. here are the absolutely dire conditions of deficits. total lighting firewood one of the main masterpieces of those years of soviet cinema is a film from ivan the terrible well, yes, of course, this is the largest project, as they would say now, but the central united film studios, because it was launched before the war in the winter of forty-one and in the summer forty-first is not very clear. is it necessary to continue making a film about ivan the terrible but this is an order from above, and this was given by the danes from stalin from einstein and einstein is asked. bolshakov has the head of the film industry. but is it necessary to continue? yes, they say to him, yes, it is necessary, but when the moscow echelon arrives, like 2 weeks, they went to almaty yes, there are constant stops lyubov orlova draws water into the kettle and so

on. ah. right there they chop wood at these substations, and when you reach almaty you understand that in general the city is not adapted to living in such a large number of any racists have nowhere to settle down at all, and under normal conditions, there is no way to shoot, and they begin to shoot more or less only in the forty -third year in alma-ata, and nevertheless , ivan the terrible needs to be done, and eisenstein is very interested in, is it necessary to go there as well as in alexander nevsky to add these modern ones, but the details? yes, let's say, do i need to develop a line? cooperation, and correspondence of ivan the terrible with elizabeth the first english. yes, at this moment he needs to consult with his superiors. she is often far away and at this moment, england is now important to us, we need to show it on the screen and they say to show it, but not very much, but there are unique shots where mikhail ilyich rom e

plays the role of the english queen. this is very funny in itself. yes, mikhail rom tried on an english rose, very similar to famous portraits, unfortunately, yes, we only have samples, and this piece came into the first series of ivan the terrible, where the terrible sends his ambassador e to england to my sister, so dear elizabeth of our sweetness yes, these brazilians. to her from niš as to the ships of her aglivian sea, the baltic white sea for

us to sail the germans of the livonians outwitting it is clear that these are not just historical details. although we know that the historical ivan corresponded with the historical elizabeth, but here there is a clear reference to the present, and these references can be found in wartime films quite unexpectedly, but, let's say the film koschey the immortal comes out well, it seems like a fairy tale. yes, but koschey played by our favorite baba yaga, georgy millyar. he is like this, and the skeleton, which is some, too belligerent he has some kind of hat, some kind of iron helmet, which makes him some kind of livonian knight , too, and by analogy, it turns out that he is also some kind of quite a hitler, and uh, these references they appear consciously not

consciously, because everyone is very interested. but what does the viewer need, and how does one of the historians write in cinema? modern voleifomin on the very first day of the war, the first thing that went into the furnace was the secret plans that filmmakers had in case war, because it was so sudden that it was impossible to carry out all these plans , it was necessary to come up with completely new ones. and how do you get out of it? what kind of stories you come up with with stories was generally very difficult, because a wants to be closer to what is happening at the front. i would like, uh, to show the truth to the audience, but filmmakers are in the rear. one of those who was really looking for on the set, apparently some kind of material visual embodiment of the image of war. it was just mark donskoy yes, the truth, which today did not speak, which struck the americans with his naturalism. in general , even now she is amazed at her level. hmm,

magnetic screen cruelty. yes , they didn’t do that then, then later, 20 years later, when tarkovsky would shoot andrei rublev in the soviet. but how to return to this aesthetics of cruelty again. yes, ivan's childhood. but then it was absolutely a challenge. i think that he deliberately made marganskaya in order to hook soviet viewers and not by chance, but when this film was seen in italy is considered, as the legend says, he largely influenced the formation of italian neo-realism, there a trend in italian cinema that arose last year. and as a matter of fact, the second world war and e, which then influenced absolutely the entire world cinema. yes, when a movie is shot not in a pavilion, but somewhere in nature, when we see real life on the screen, because it is impossible to create life in a pavilion. we see ruined cities. ruins, we no longer see actors very often, but simply sitters or

extras, as it were, who are graphic themselves. yourself and everything. this also partly comes, just maybe from the rainbow of the don although of course. donskoy played. mostly actors, well , except for children, yes, and we know, for example, one of these films is not realism. children played themselves one of the girls who appear on the screen in a rainbow. she grew up to become a costume designer and continues to work as a curator. costume fund. in the museum of cinema, mr. hale on malaya, a wonderful witness of the era, a wonderful storyteller, absolutely amazing. we have a rainbow fragment. the very final. let them wait for their fate. let it be beaten to the end to the last drop. eh, women, one of them will die now , win a big prize no, no, no, let them wait before their women and their own children renounce them. let them say. no, these

were not our fathers. let the people answer for the grief before the court. and our suffering. let the wrath of the people go on their heads and their land will not accept the damned. cinema to show the rainbow on the screen, however , it turned out heinrich has important information and it is not possible to pass them on through someone the legendary film about soviet intelligence to the place that i am doing in the reich, which caused the location to

you. i think my job. you are my future colleague not very much to deal with russia . can i urgently forward a copy of the murder case of engineer rudolf schwarz to heinrich's father

? what did the viewer want to watch, what did the viewer, but fell in love with immediately and forever. who still managed to make such films, including on centrally united film studio, and these were films that in some way dealt with the war. sometimes it was about those who are waiting, let's say already from the front, as in the film. wait for me just according to simonov's script based on simonov's poem wait for me or like in the movie two soldiers. and here there is no longer any posterity that was in military film collections. and there is just a very subtly very calm game directing, in some places, for example, in the film two soldiers, when they appear and the soviet troops , even then, colleagues wrote in the newspapers that, well somehow ours appear and the germans immediately fall down in piles there. well, a little naive.

it’s clear that you want to understand, fighting spirit, yes , well, well, even colleagues see that they don’t, but when scenes appear more intimate, more such human sincere. yes, they can be, by the way, just like in raduga and expressive, or they can be very, very calm, as in two fighters there. uh, sasha meets a girl, arcadia, in leningrad. he tries to help, they quarrel, then again you call no, everything is built on them some friendships. we do not know what kind of fighters they are by and large. no, we know that they are beautiful by default, but the main thing for us what kind of people, yes, yes, and how they hold on to this friendship, yes, they have it. here is still a fighting partnership, and, of course, this film was immediately remembered by everyone for its songs by nikita the theologian. russian wrote two masterpieces. in general, the soviet e-e movie music pop song is scows full of mullet and dark night, moreover. uh, it so

happened that the song dark night in general it might not be there in this one, but in this dugout, a dugout that flows right there , it’s raining almost on the screen. yes , it's very quiet at night. mark bernes, who plays arkady with a guitar, fills this song and, uh, as we know from the memories from the work of the historians. uh, there was supposed to be a scene with writing and reading pisi, and leonid, the crafty director, didn’t succeed in any way. well, something didn't work out, and then they suddenly thought, or maybe a song. bogoslovsky immediately made the melody , vladimir agapov wrote the text, this dark night, yes, then your favorite knowledge is awake. uh, almost at night they raised the fire, yes, uh, bernes and he sang. only bullets here gradually.

only these wires. on a dark night , i know you are not sleeping, and secretly at the children's bed. are you rubbing tears? the most offensive thing for this film is that before the release of nikita bogoslovsky, he gave the text and music to the cliff and he managed to record it and at first everyone heard the utyos version, nevertheless, the bernes version still won, despite the fact that some thought that, well, this somehow petty a little bit vulgar, especially and this is such a thin line, on which everyone tried to stay. uh, what are we filming about, how

serious it is, how much it helps the front. is it possible to make comedies for the fronts? yes , roughly speaking, is it necessary here and here is a wonderful neutralberg, which was just one of the creators of maximov's trilogy. maxim in the thirties makes the same film in almaty, which is called an actress. this is an operetta artist who goes to the rear, works in the theater there, but lives with a woman who talks all the time, and there i have the son is at war, and you sing songs here. and the actress quits the theater and goes to work. e nurse in the hospital. well, of course, there he meets this military son of this very woman. she does not really know at first what it is, let's see the darsovoy in the artillery we must go. so what, so again you will drink for her after the war. that's great. why would i recommend it? here go to any theater and in the evening before the start. announce that the performance is postponed until the end of the war,

because we sagafill kineshma believe that 5-50 is not the right time. let's see what the public will do then, especially the military. why talk to you when we don't understand a damn thing about art? i don't understand anything. only i want to say, obviously not very tasty. do you understand? i do not understand, but i love art, then here we are the military themselves, as it were, they say, no, your art. we need again quite a shame that when the film came out it would seem that everything is so correct, as and as it should be scolded in the newspapers. well we finally get to an important time of our our podcast is a film that was created by the besieged leningrad film by nathan or notes mistress. e, about which we know from the memoirs that are still in the museum of cinema and theater in lithuania, this has not yet been published, but we

looked through these memoirs. and now we can tell something, but the main problem is that philip is still his only copy in the german state limofund , and it’s impossible to look at it anywhere on the internet. it’s clear in benevolent leningrad , a chronicle is being filmed, of course, they remain there operators. the film remains there, and we know that the film lived and was a girl who has already been released, and after the end of the blockade, it was partially filmed, until the full one was removed. yes, the blockade was very important for director vladimir imont to show exactly the shots of this very half-year-old leningrad

. and once upon a time a girl has been filming for the past forty -third year. and what is happening in leningrad in 1941, 42, and there, just, a recent student of sergei einstein, who arrived literally in the summer of 1941 from minsk, ended up in leningrad and, uh, in the fall of 40 he first read in the newspaper a note about how the girls sent mittens to the front and wrote on them to the bravest. and so he began to think about how some kind of plot could be made from this, and they began to write the script, and they wrote it in the fall, just forty-one and

in the spring of forty-two. it was only in november that the road of life opened, they went to shoot on lada with real sailors, and this film with actors from leningrad. overall, uh, hmm, such was the positive attitude towards the film. and yet you see, nevsky looked at him back in leningrad and in propagated there began to show. that is, this is not such a short meter, but an average one. not an incomplete meter, yes, and it is such an unplanned, unauthorized, not forbidden. it remained so. eh, of course, it was incredibly difficult to shoot him , the lover recalls that one of the editing rooms, for example , died under fire. yes, and it was done. here, between the release of incendiary bombs with the roof of lenfilm and so on, and this is a real feat, oh, which for some reason the same film historians forgot. why is it necessary today worth watching, and films shot during the great patriotic war. well, because it is primarily anthropological

evidence. i think so, but it shows people of those years who live in unimagined circumstances. they live that life, like actors after many years, and like people who really experienced it all from their own experience and and it was a podcast of witnesses from einstein, which is like food, stanislavsky is my colleague. natalia ryabchikova we talk about little-known or well-known soviet films within. such a school moviegoers who teach how to enjoy forgotten or famous films of the soviet period? thank you bye. hello, friends. i vadim galygin is a podcast of jokes and today, given the theme of our program. uh jokes from musicians and

about musicians musical jokes. i want to introduce my guest right away. this is a music producer. uh, the author of many e songs for himself for other artists singer composer brandon hello well, you and i like this t-tet today we want to turn the conversation about specifics anecdotes, because there are a lot of anecdotes on some narrow topics and this concerns the professional activities of various people, but. there are anecdotes about doctors, a huge number of them, i don’t know about policemen, there and so on and so on about builders. well, such a large layer of this humor lies in the musical plane , because musicians are well, people are kind of creative yes , uh, not everyone understands how they

do musicians in general, pull the strings, press the keys , music sounds, therefore, they have humor original agree tell me, please, what do you think people related to music are very different from normal people from ordinary people. it probably depends on the degree of musicianship. so, what can i say? that's the more you're a musician. the more you are a genius in music, then, probably, your pain is more somehow specific taste of perception of anecdotes. you do not always perceive jokes about musicians, because it is normal how other people perceive this. for example, because, uh, there are, for example, uh, musicians, they have absolutely hearing not everyone knows, in general, what is absolutely? what is absolute? when i know how to find out when mothers come up to me, i sometimes sit on the jury of the competition, they say, my child has absolutely hearing. i say, how did you notice that, what does she hear? all i say

is absolutely. hearing. it's when you can play a note and you say what note it is. for example, he plays in the orchestra there. well, or, for example, a chord. say it c major g g major. this is what it is when the musician hears. uh, just hearing the music will say, some sort of tone. yes, in general, i just can’t say lately, plus or minus. i have, uh, minus one ton minus plus ton upstairs. i mean, i can't really hear. i have absolutely no hearing. and that's good, because absolutely hearing is a musician's disease, because when, for example, the orchestra plays. you can play any violin there, what is there by? oh, it immediately hurts, that is, it is impossible to listen, yes, that is , it must be so perfect. yes yes. well, listen, there is a child, for example, not knows what this note is called, but then they played it, and he immediately took it and sang it cleanly. this is not absolute. it's just not to be confused, hearing is good. and there are some jokes here i'll remember aloud about hmm when two friends meet. he says i'm with you.

here's a ticket for eight to the opera i won't go. he says why is this a cool opera? he says no to me yesterday. rabinovich drank like that, but garbage, that is, here, this is about the same anecdote. yes, it's about this a or c as musicians? yes, well, because that's in my opinion. yes, i have a huge number of jokes that are based on something more unequal in general, for example, in a team, for example, when there is a joke about some kind of musical group, yes, then there are a lot of jokes that separately, more about drummers about bass players about some here , well, it becomes an anecdote precisely because these relations in the team are known to everyone and are permissible. they are very similar. i don't know, there were the beatles, they had about the same thing, right? or now some kind of metallica, and it doesn’t matter there, that is, the guitarist is there or uh, the drummer of metallica is all fits that description equally well. it's just that i'm an anecdote yes, there is a concert going on, the crowd is roaring there

, everything is there, there is a huge rock concert there. there , people sit on their shoulders, there they wave their t-shirts at each other, there sh- and stands, so the soloist and he is so, well, he is so inspired by this. it's all captivated that it 's in this euphoria that he forgets the third verse of the text . and here is another platform. just to break and he forgets altogether and he stands. and turns to the bass player to his he says. here gifts and salt is afraid there to go astray something that what, damn it, just turn around. there, at this time of the day, there was some kind of solo guitarist, they drank there, what words, what words here? we didn’t hear anything when he turns to the drummer, that is, he sits still turning around. says what words he and what song? here's an anecdote. yes, there is,

right? or, uh, the same only different they told me there, looks like yes, here comes the concert. well, everything is cool, which means that the last song has already passed there, brandishing lighters. here are the thoughts, it means this. well, the frontman, that is, the soloist to well, i think i'm finishing my drink. now that one over there, this one, the fair one, and this dark one, to bach’s dressing room and there, then they will invite back and forth. there stands there with a guitarist to pile on in this. won. there, over there, the mulattos are already winking there. oh , now in general, that is, most importantly, then they didn’t miss the plane tomorrow. yes, yes, yes , he’s sitting and thinking, so now i’ll take a litrukha and that redhead with me and you. here are the bass players to re sol mi mi sol, here such i am now in no case now all the gangsters are going to change. it's all the same

to me these jokes were told by musicians about musicians. now, is there any discrimination in this in everything? why does he have? has it really become such a big deal? yes? it used to be somehow here is a musician - this is wow , anyone there, well, anyone, take a bass player there. take a guitarist, take a drummer, especially somewhere there are layers of jokes about it. but of course, and most importantly, now this front is unimportant on you play something, if you sing, you are the main one, that's how it is, because pop music has done its job and no matter what a huge team you have, if you sing, you are the main thing, and everyone else - it turns out. eh, it's just that the musicians are good, now there are a lot of parents who wanted to give a lot to the guitar or drums. that's it, there's no tomorrow.

tomorrow you will come to the vocals, after the anecdote i will tell, by the way, stories from life, why did i become, uh, they are a singer for jazz pianists, by the way, before that, i remembered, by the way, a joke when well, we are a group, that plays, uh, at weddings, well, a cover band that plays at birthdays, too. and, of course, uh, they came to the funeral wedding funeral, yes, they used to write like that, there are short, yes in short announcements and come at night they are already sitting in a restaurant. well, friends ask. well, how did you play? yes, it was today. there was a funeral and as they say it passed, listen, it went so chic three times it was written they dug up a nightmare, but you reminded me of a joke, there are rather strange jokes that only musicians will understand, yes, when the orchestra plays, i know they told me. uh, this anecdote for a long time still very much i laughed so much, and i myself absolutely. well then, well, as if i understood that i did not understand anything. and, well, now i'll tell you. check it means when

the orchestra plays and the conductor so stop, stop stop and says horns. give. fa, give me the notes. that's funny for you. here i am, well, still a french horn. yes, there is a special state of mind, that is, not everyone will understand it, because you must first learn music, so that in addition to these bassists there are also horn players. now he's going to beat me. here it is an interesting tool, of course, but not for everyone. and you say that you could become a jazz pianist. however, he became a singer. it's purely mercantile you had an interest in really becoming the main one, that is, they being there, you know , well, uh, let's just say, i played all the instruments, but i graduated from the conservatory in jazz piano. that is, in berlin i completed my diploma as a jazz pianist and teacher as a conservative, because my father really wanted me to become a jazz ionist. it was his dream and wanted

to ask here. yes, i have been involved in music since childhood. that is i didn't choose i i drank with childhood already toured with a vocal and instrumental ensemble. uh, well, then i started playing the drums, then i played the guitar. i especially played pioneer , because every child in georgia needs to play the piano, if you want to perform, and of course, having tried all the instruments. i realized that it's cool when you sing, here, but i didn't have such great vocal abilities before, as children have now. here is the youth , which i call indigo children, uh, they have been singing there for 9 years, like gods, they just exist and i have such people, i think that some such acceleration yes passed and there indigo that is, well, more talented children in this. eh, let's say singing appeared. yes, that is, it appeared. maybe they hear more music started somewhere through cartoons. there they had more internet they know what to listen to. in

this regard, too, a child, he constantly learns there and sings some kind of song from the cartoon there. well, it's so interesting there. yes , of course, and you decided and i still wanted to sing, but i understand, apparently, dad realized that i didn’t have such great vocal abilities. i myself then developed to become a singer there. this is a separate story. he wanted me to become jazz, and he led me into everything later, when we had already moved abroad. i went to all the cool jazz pianists. i was busy. i studied 8 hours a day to enter the conservatory. i entered the conservatory, but my dream was still to become a singer and understandably, i wrote father's pressure and jazz culture. well agree jazz. it's the same. uh, let's say hmm well compared to pop music. it's like it's not for everyone. that is , yes. absolutely, that is, well, people, firstly, they always like and dislike , there is always a hit, even but i sorted it out

there. when classical music too huh? oh , there is a huge number of works written by the same musicians and mozzar. i don’t know who bach is there, but still there are hit songs that are remembered. and there are some who will say that this is a symphony number something. it is generally why we remember the moonlight sonata, and there is some kind of passage there, in short, uh, no, the same in jazz, for example, uh somehow, so that some kind of melody becomes. eh, the hit is still in jazze. that there is generally a very extremely complex story , you will agree, because it is a complete improvisation. this is what improvisation is. there is just such an anecdote. you reminded me, just, uh, when uh means, uh, some years there in the nineties, which means the boys decided to go for a walk there, which means they ordered a restaurant , they ordered some kind of cover band there. well , it turns out that they flew in from another city , the flights were keeping them out of time. i don’t know yet

the kid says, what should i do? are we without music or something, will we? so call? let's decide there, to whom there and there, it means to recruit some valera listen to valera and where is it solve the question. you mm promised us a music program, but i won't do something, what should we do? i have some serious guys. there, in general, he says everything now and then there is. here is a jazz band, they play jazz, he says, yes, i don’t care what musicians play. come on, let them all come. well, what is it to amuse the people, well, what? well, what suckers, or what? well , the jazz band keeps coming, which means that this booze begins there, in general, there is a fat one, they push them for the boys they have already drunk fine. come on, let's go out. so all the musicians are dressed, there are generally butterflies in tailcoats, there you know such polished pipes. they still start there, so they play. 5 minutes 10 everyone is sitting at the tables. here are the old people. you know those 15 and then the elder can't stand it

so pianit fits here. puts it in his pocket, cho boys does not work. the anecdote about how jazz music is not for everyone is the same as they say about a singer playing three chords for a thousand people. uh-huh from a jazz musician plays a thousand chords for three yes, yes, but after all, by the way, such a nice observation, but then i led to what about that jazz pianist and singer seekers. i graduated from the conservatory, i already have a diploma. that is, it turns out. the commission met there. i still had inflammation of the middle ear. that is, i play right. uh, the orchestra is sitting. i play everything, i just played everything and i must. well, after this commission there is

a discussion and the most important calls me and says, well, a tells you five for everything except the classics of the classics. something you don't hear. i said i just got inflammation middle ear. he says, well, that's it, it's clear then a three for classics, five for jazz. but you say you just play great. come on, go to graduate school. i say "no. can i have a diploma? give me a diploma. i went i'll be a famous singer. i tell him, he tells me that yes, it boiled after that, that you spent four years playing with us. no. he says, why am i telling you, and tell me such a thing. tell me jazz trombonists, how many americans are they? i am 20 years old. i am already enrolled at 16:00 20 am already i was finishing and suddenly i had such an idea to tell my friend. how much do you get when you perform at a jazz club in the evening. he

says, well, sometimes 150 euros sometimes. and this is, well, i'm still getting 3,500 salaries there. ah, because i am a professor at the conservatory, i say, and if i want to receive 10.000 euros for a performance, says a jazz musician. well, if you become a great jazz musician, i say, well, that's it. may i go? well, it's understandable, but he nailed it. eh, you're right . i really wanted to be famous and so i understood that jazz, to unfortunately, such a narrow focus, well , it's difficult yes, it's more complicated, but, but you tell me, please, uh, they generally say that there are jokes, like musicians with a sense of humor. you worked with many artists and singers about the fact that someone sings badly out of tune, because there are a lot of jokes, for example, in a theatrical environment about the fact that there are bad actors. yes, there is a type or an actress, that is, about this. well , he jokes anyway, like, there is a man, he considers himself great there. and he's not very there. that's

how stable the psyche of a musician is. well u mine are great. i can joke with my bass player and drummer and everything is fine. especially this. you're the team you 're talking about. my a is, so i came, and the musicians are great, by the way, you know, the anecdote of the protrombani players is also normal. if you personally only know, you know when it hurts. that's when you're not even a joke. namely, when you put your soul into it. here i am, for example, doing an arrangement, doing it, sitting there for 2 months, well, it doesn’t matter, i’m sitting for a month, and i do it and then they tell you, you know, i don’t like anything, as if, why did you initially like everything. now i thought that i didn't like anything. everything i want to change everything hurts that the fact that the work has been done in vain. and when jokes are perceived by almost all musicians normally. unless, of course, you personally contact them. i say, you know what, uh-huh. well, here the anecdote is a bit like you. this is an artist. he just can't sing

. i think then it will. and so er, so, of course, everything. normal jokes sit quietly, and that's it. it's okay, everyone gets it. tell, please, here's the hmm moment of humor, when you imagine the musicians, yes, they are half of your childhood and youth. all the time there they torture their insta. well, how not to torment studies? yes, everything is not for me, everyone plays the limit of perfection. they grow in their this level, then they rehearse with other these. that is, it is always some kind of closed, history. and of course, all these, like jokes, are born inside. i've read about the fact that here is the concept of such a starling. yes it is . it literally translates as a joke. that there is, when hmm, a musical joke sounds in a piece of music, and then, when it is repeated there several times, then , as it were, this part of the sanato symphony is there, there, whatever it is then, as it were, for knowledgeable musicians.

oh, look, they put it here, like, funny, yes, please tell me yourself, but the concept of musical humor, yes, that is, it kind of develops somehow or vice versa, it disappeared somewhere, but here i am e, being among the musicians all this time , almost over the years i have never heard normal musical joke. it's not a joke, nothing is missing. really. now everything has gone anecdotes. this is the most classic joke. we are trying. here it is pulled out again there and let's say so for all to see. when you look there is a good joke genre, as well as musical jokes, yes, that is before. i just still remember. hmm, all these bands. that is, it was a time when, let's say, samples did not appear like that. yes, when everything is alive - uh, there was live music, yes, that is, uh , it doesn’t matter, there were some programs, concerts, everything here are the musicians. here they began to play, especially. here are the tarchestras, because half of the music is there, for example, but in. well, wait, that 's the usual. these are exactly the orchestral themes, such cool ones,

when, well, and there, just all these musical jokes sounded. i mean, this is not a musical joke. yes, namely , it is for how musical instruments here somehow participate in this. everything from you i remembered one normal one. come on, frenchman, englishman and georgians. here are the three musicians. they play all the time. here's 1 on piano one on drums and decided they didn't want to do it anymore . hmm says, i he says, i went to shooter school. now, i'm shooting now, and so i can show you now. uh. this is an interesting thing. he will be fine. he is such a frenchman who gathers an audience. everyone thinks that he will play. now on the piano, here is no trick now. puts a man

puts an apple on him. uh-huh the light turns off shoots the apple shatters into two pieces. here the dude is standing and says aim robin hood well , after all, well, bravo bravo, well, it suits, uh, englishman well, if that's the case, i also studied fire. well, let's show to put three apples on the head of this man, again the audience bravo and shoots. and why, two or three times, everything scatters all the apples, everything is a man alive right about class bravo says i am will hell and everyone is so bravo, bravo bravo, well, georgians, besides music, can do something, of course, i shoot all day what the other let's. show him to put a man, he puts five apples on his head. turn off the light. and, in short, there bang, bang, bang. you turn on the light man dead everything, there are apples to see everywhere the blood of taimsore. yes you again

emphasized that, of course, specific musicians, uh, tell jokes exactly, yes. and friends again. hello everyone vadim galygin jokes podcasts and my guest. uh producer singer writer performer brandon hi we are discussing musical jokes jokes in music and in general musical and about musical humor. say here. do you have, for example, well, not so happened musical career. yes, well, it didn’t work out, for example, yes, so that everything happens, yes, you would , for example, when you heard jokes about musicians. would you react the same way or not? because now, as a well-known producer, you are still reacting there. yes, yes, it's funny to tell. i know my worth, that is, here, and if it suddenly didn’t work out, maybe it would, as it were, leave an imprint on the perception of humor, but

if there is a sense of humor, any person, whether a musician or not. he will always take it for granted. but i guess you're right, just musical jokes. and it's best to perceive when you're lucky. well, when i succeeded in my career, and i thought, if, for example, i fail with a career as a musician, then i i will be a chef chef chef. this is because there are no more jokes about chefs. i love to cook. well, by the way, jokes about cooks. i even a there is, probably, well, of course there is, eh. this is about all professions, but there are not so many of them, that is, now it’s a good topic, by the way, to invite chefs here, is there any one there? what are they joking about? chef? yes, there are russian forks, plates and fruits and vegetables. well, no, in general, as if about some kind of, uh, cooking about some dishes, mmm, of course, there are a lot of jokes and how two housewives meet and yes, however, to the second

guest came and there it rolls out, which means that the cakes and here everything is in flour. that's all he says there. oh what are you, he says, that's decided here's a cake from the oven. new recipe he says yes, what is the name. uh, brezhnev he says, brezhnev ask this for the cake. he says, since napoleon is like that without eggs. you see, here comes more. well, povarskoy, yes, you understand? ah here is such specific you more there. well, cooks. yes, housewives, but about cooking. well, in general, it's good that you became a musician, not a cook. even though you know it still in e. work. can each of the men learn to cook thinking, i love to cook honestly, but i found out today. eh, a lot of things for our viewers. i would like to summarize that musicians understand humor moreover, they have their own specific musical humor, respectively, their own specific

anecdotes themselves very much. today we friends learned, well, according to the opinion, here, the producer of the brand on the table, what's the baraba? it's actually in the team on the perception of women there some kind of me at first was also a drummer at the beginning was a drummer, but anyway, the one who sings actually takes everything. therefore , if you suddenly wanted to send your child to a jazz pianist, it’s better to teach him to sing right away, because this is the future. and if he still finishes the courses of thieves, then it will be a very boy for expenses, it's all about me. i started out as a drummer, then i became a jazz pianist, and then a singer, so here it is, yes, well, thanks, friends for these jokes, our program has come to an end podcast jokes. and i'm vadim galygin once again , i would like to thank and present you the brands on the stone of his producer for you. for us. now it just infuriates, therefore, if suddenly, uh, you see brandonstone somewhere. you know that he is a simple guy who went

all the way in music, from a jazz pianist to a singer and producer. yes, see you next time. sending you all the best, good mood, goodbye. russia war