this is the third game of the 1/4 finals of the kvn major league and i am its host timur batrukha batrutdinov let's start together. so, with great pleasure, i will present

the team that will clash in today's quarter, the kvn team gentlemen of fortune, kurgan region. kvn team green suitcase, guryev district kvn team representing turgenev oryol state university called rovenki and kvn team red sheet, vladivostok primorsky territory well, all the teams, of course, are wonderful and each of them worthy of the semi-finals, but still, only one team.

today will get a ticket to the semi-final, which will take first place, the team that will take second and third place will compete for a place in the semi-finals at the moscow mayor's cup well, the fourth team will go to prepare for the next season, and everything will depend on our judges, so to speak, humorous arbitrators . this girl literally starts the television day the sun of channel one ekaterina strizhenova is a person who, like me, knows firsthand what it means to be a professional second dmitry khrustalev humorous collaboration of bones and tendons vadim galygin only

the lazy one did not point out to me my spelling mistake when i introduced the next member of the jury, that is, i put the stress incorrectly. i am correcting myself as a frequenter of all the rating projects of the first channel. mr. chairman of the first channel and ambassador the first letter of the alphabet a konstantin well guys, on my own behalf i want to wish less krjatina, more goodness and, most importantly, good luck. well, dear friends,

the first competition has not changed its shape for many years. name. well, indeed, how else to start the game, if not with a greeting and the first to show their greeting is the kvn red sheet, vladivostok primorsky krai. sunrise is born on the day, 9 hours on the way, the soul sings, we will tear everyone. so, how will half-foam

come out agata well, moscow, meet the kvenovskys? pankov what kind of punks are you? i think that after the park there was one more of us. great moscow disappeared zero. yeah, the prophet also said so. and i'm here to resurrect a subculture that helps rule the world. why punk originated in england and now he's not there and the devil, what's going on crowned not sitting. actual

problem, yes, even a minute to live in a world where punks are the most urgent problem actually, we are punks too, if we all did it together it would be somehow more effective. well, what kind of punks are you landscape designer vitaly ichthyologist alena alena even for punks too much. the king of hell is afraid to walk with her. she thumps to me, come. we've all gone through this. let's take our place. and if it is busy there, why don't you kick the kids out? you ban. ki actually, it's fashionable now to be a russian rapper. i don't have a passport to be a russian rapper. so what is the prize today

for winning 400,000 rubles. how much are they that we will spend 500 on the flight back, we get, even if we win, we will not win. we need to perform in such a way that at the end i get up a red sheet, handsome, weaving, purely from me. so alyona let's sing, about what i will have nothing for it in our time for an artist, this is already a success. i agree the bar opened. aunt olya walks there. all primorye is only in the beer of aunt olya secret. guys, let's bet on the victory of the ussr national team at the european championship of the sixtieth year vitaly cannot be bet on the past. i mean, we have 37 more years to go. the main thing to get together cut down the telly. oh,

there is still news, deputy milonov suggested. maybe you can listen. and why olya who is this? and everyone forgot about them, just like a sizzling millimeter from the prime minister group. the guards looked and only repeated the sector is clean the sector is clean by the way i came up with miniatures, come on miniature girl corkscrew. here they are why

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gp hans against the moon, i’m running this can be led by olezhka , probably more logical than someone younger , this one is the most youthful for me. we understand with you that he is a timak, again a rapier and a pancake, he is anti-maculting the gkvp. how much do you have free time? what is an ult? a? well it's like you in the transfer of the matador and dominate? and what is now on channel one, because he once

said for sure, come on back. the moon under the bkb starts shooting jackets very painfully. something happened. they don't ult at all. valdis explain in simple terms. what is the meaning of the game? well, look, many young people from different countries gather in teams, where everyone has their own role and in a fair competition they decide who is the best. well, such a game. i already have, and the prize fund is 40 million dollars, and there is no such. well, shall we show? no. there's a better idea of ​​who else among us is good at this .

okay, well, something is missing. why than you are constantly dissatisfied with wine before. you found a ticket for the resurrection somewhere. and what are you, such an evil wolf came, again blew away the house? hear, i 'll tie you to four ponies now, and they won't quarter you, and they'll stretch that one, as i understood the kid from mine, once again, what i could. and what are you doing here, and i was riding a pony backstage. so are you skipping school, saturday evening that's it don't skip to school. who is roma? and i remembered that you remembered, you are roma. you see, if you don’t go to school, you’ll start like uncle

, wait, if i go to school, then i can become your son vital away. move away, it's probably an infection. in general, it doesn’t look like it, in fact, it’s very similar, and this is the presenter timur batrutdinov kharlamov, you know, of course, his friend pavel volya, demis no, that’s enough. and here is the jury. wow, they have laptops. and why do they put marks there, and how will everyone understand? what grades did they give? but they raise the signs, and the uncle leading them voices. why laptops? they

fix it there, what can they forget? of course not, they're always reminded, those guys over there who also have a laptop. why do they need a laptop? they look at the grades there, which put the signs, and the uncles who presented everything voiced. that's enough serious people. for what? why are serious people? well, how time is now, the more serious people become cheerful, the easier it will be for us. i didn’t understand, it’s a pity such a conversation could turn out. kvn team

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i've been here for 40 minutes making an appointment for my godson's birthday. somehow it started 2 1/2 hours late, because some of the officers were late, and the cook overslept at all. the locals may simply not come to work, because they did not want to. well, what do we have here for lunch today traditional dumplings with meat and seafood to choose from, you can also take vegetables with broth. the lives of others premiere tomorrow at the first kvn team green suitcase, guryevsk kuzbass

ladies and gentlemen, it's time to dot all over and now we are ready to win like never before. we calculated absolutely everything, well, except for the width. yo-my, that

the green suitcase should not only be listened to, but also watched. ah. yes, get out of here, move your legs, move, damn it, never your hands. dear friends on the stage is a team that is famous not only for its cool props, but also for its highly intellectual humor dim what do you eat donuts? well, why do you eat oleshki? i want to understand the taste of the jury. and then i eat, crunches, fathers, my crunchy nuts, guys, what did we

start with puns? dim and what happened now? and all the cuckoo went with these puns today we will win, but i bet on our victory, actually gambling. it's bad, since when lighting candles is gambling. dim can't joke like that. oh, can i tell a joke about a foreign agent then? no, of course, damn , such a joke about james bond was about james bond. like james bond and oksimiron i. today we must cover absolutely all-target audiences, therefore, we need alina, the benefit is alina, and what is this? i want

an adult viewer to like this particular one. you know, he's cool, he doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke. damn, how bad is that. guys, why are you walking like this, and we are adults, that we can’t be remade, maybe a plastic surgeon. meet famous plastic surgeons. thank you lenochka my assistant. god created man, and i have to remake him for him. and i recognized you, you are the face of the priests. kirkorova alexander vadim konstantin lvovich mitya sergey sergeevich good evening, but with a haircut, why don’t you say hello? who have you never seen, huh? dibrov recently

remade wow. and what did they come to us? i want to make real stars out of you. especially since i have this good, left in bulk. there are briskets for money. yes, for money, right? guys, you take something, otherwise i 'll collect a second from this back panin. hello don't yell, everyone will get used to everyone will get used to kirkorov calling. it's okay, we couldn't make stars out of us . well, maybe we ourselves are on the stars we got confused we got confused so that they would put in a good word for us in front of the jury. dear jury,

please give the green suitcase team a bouncer, but an excellent team. i vouch for them guys, i'm sorry. who is our star? yes? a woman lives with me now. well, she helped me in my life. guys, well, it's not the defendant. this is a complete claim. you understand that, well, other stars are called to kvn, there arkady ukupnik about the good lyapin what for us is chalyapin we have money for a normal take-off. all right, what for, we are the stars ourselves talented. why are you disgraced? who is this?

i'm beatbox and why are you talking from heaven, i died back in 2005 at snickers let go guys , i'm set on the game to understand something, i can't win, you want to make the dream come true, you need to pass my marathon of desires hello my dears.

in the traffic flow it is possible in dubai but not in smolensk. you are talking to the universe, i used to think that the universe hears everything, but it turns out that another organization hears and sees everything. in which you need to send 15% of thoughts elena a with our dream. can you help? about what do you want to get to the semi-final. now i will ask the universe about it. are you there? yes, the universe, but help the guys get into the semi-finals. fool, it's me beatbox. nuyu breakdance. leave us alone.

hello tax officer who is elena blinovskaya here? come on, it's you elena blinovskoy. i am your biggest fan. i know all your marathons by heart, i have only one dream left to tie you. why did you say out loud it won't come true. without you without you at the end of today, all the teams are waiting for a tough one, zaruba only one of the four passes, the next stage, damn it, hard hard, and how will you eat with the teams to say goodbye. we are like children to them. listen, to show the audience how cruel this scheme is, i propose to

model the situation on the example of your children. you are all very talented, but then dimka alikhan will remain in the family with me and my mother, you will have to fight for the right to stay in the family at the moscow mayor's cup you see, romka he answered with a joke, so he stays with you was the kvn team

we thank the government of moscow for help in organizing kvn games with his greetings kvn team comes out gentlemen of fortune, kurgan region. we are again at the first hello, moscow we are from kurgan we are from kurgan kayfanet zhuli

gentlemen. we are from kurgan we are from kurgan. we are from kurgan, we are frightened, we are from kurgan. we are from hurgan. we are from kurgan. we are from kurkanoe. we are from kurgan we are from kurgan. we have them in khurgana. we are hurghadae. we're scared, we're going, we're scared somewhere. you sing great, and top after drinking. are you still here, or what? well hello. why are you in the league? haven't forgotten yet? okay, i know all of you. you know how

his viewers. by the way, do you look different every time or are you being transplanted? are you hair? the last time i saw only a hair was when they threw a sheep at me, huh? some goats okay, let 's be more serious today , teams such as the red leaf, the green suitcase are playing against us, and along the way, the blue rovenki what kind of rovenki that dance contagiously just dance contagiously? well, kvn is now over, thank god we are not like that. and we are from the kurgan region, this is a place where every fourth kazakh. look at 1 2 3 4 everything.

now you are kazakh, oh yes. yes, i understand your feelings, next time you will start to stomp on the kazakhs. wow nifiga is different, i apologize for the name. are you following us for the second game in a row? you are no longer a chestnut, you are now a chestnut. okay okay, don't laugh. it's not that funny. okay tell me what news you heard trump, threatens 136 years in prison. yes, not a fig to yourself, this is, what is he reposting, okay? what else is new in the pentagon recently there was a large-scale data leak, we would not have such happened, peskov would not have told anyone. he doesn’t tell us anything, though,

because the daughter of a truck driver. by the way, are you jumping around like that, you need to put a sedative . no, i just did it for you. you see, i can without a hand, psh- i can without a sound , i can with a sound, i can with a song, we just see bees. see, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, the goal was to keep you busy. let's be more serious than us , after all, on tv, let's see, it means that you are definitely not a problem, my men were waiting. why didn't you share your wonderful song? yes, well then, one two three song oh song i say rap modern good luck, why good luck

cool dancing, very well-groomed alabai. are you a dancer or what? well, yes, a dancer, a singer and a blogger a little, but the fact that you are a blogger is a little obvious right away, well, go ahead. recently resumed the production of muscovites. so imagine at the moskvich factory they are choosing a name for the new model. hello, push. hello. well, show your new models of muscovites, of course. we have a lot of different models of muscovites. here, look russian moskvich chinese moskvich exactly

the same only cheaper chukchi moskvich team with dogs korean moskvich team, lisping muscovite. this is for jigan elon musk, how do you like that? a muscovite does not believe in tears good kind women like it. can? gosh you can goga you can zhora moskvich-300 in the configuration for moskvich tractor drivers with red headlights, he is not seen in the morning moskvich here. and the tatar moskvich refuels with chak-chak with mileage, but the car is still hoo and right now he is whispering to me. how

cool without thumbnails? true, after all, a terrible friend of a terrible friend. alikhan why do you keep calling him names? yes, you do calm down odnoklassnik san sanycha boys, let's take the semi-finals more seriously one team, and to get there. we need some kind of magic magic. from which the magic host is not satisfied. and why is he magic well, how do you not know that? what are you burning? don't you really know that timur is the bantrudin kurgan, this is the enchanted princess. well, what are you, like a beauty in shock, day to night, vice versa, and so from year to year. ah here is now, campaign on the evening have him. and we need to break it down. and that he will just take it and turn into a different person. well

, yes, kirkorov did it. what makes you think he's actually a princess? well , because a man of 60 years old cannot. he looks so beautiful, he is 45. now, then tell me, 45 does not have such wrinkles. and so only a kiss of true love can break this magical spell. here is the alycan. you couldn't find anyone younger. and where can i find you young love with the name, so timur be kind, let's go backstage, yes, and then you'll walk all your life girl. haven't you started yet? sorry, he is also a kazakh. what does kazakh mean? why are you

fooling people, magic doesn't exist? well, of course there is. because magic is a genius after all, magic lives around us, if you want, i will turn moscow into the city of kurgan right now , it's very easy. look here. alikhan what about it? here moscow is a city of opportunities, it is written here, moscow is a city of opportunities. and this is it, kurgan.

did you rehearse, or what? congratulations girl viking dear friends, as we are real gentlemen who have prepared gifts for the beautiful half of the hall, dear girls, if flowers are for you wait, fedya, why only one bouquet i don’t know, along the way, i’ll have to give someone alone. come here. i know what to do beautiful ladies. today in the hall there are many teachers, doctors and even stewardesses, but among them everyone knows this for sure here at the game there is only one princess.

the kvn team gentlemen of fortune performed. thank you while the next team is getting ready to take the stage. i'll tell you what your plans are kvn for the summer. so, on june 30, a traditional meeting of graduates will take place in yekaterinburg. on july 30, a gala concert of the goloschiy kivin music festival will be held in svetlogorsk . on august 19, this time , the kvn summer cup will be played in perm, and on august 29, already here at the moscow youth center. planet kvn

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to play for me when now she also took up her granddaughter. it also turned out great, like everything else that she did until then. according to its well dear friends circular talents of people, time flies unnoticed brought the stars fathers and sons of the new season tomorrow after the evening news. and we are ready to watch the next greeting, the kvn team of rovenki oryol state university named after turgenev orel and sergey zhilin helped us choose the music at the beginning, for which he thank you?

when god created the earth, oh, he created enemies for you, guys, come in. i don't feel sorry for you . what do you want? do you want guys? no, you want. why do we need this ship almost the sea ocean. yes, like this. and what else is there? a? well, let's get out of here, i've got this.

oh, friends, listen, well, we immediately wanted to apologize for the last game. here, yes, and for the old joke, the level of the gut is fined and they all leave us, we all understood konstantin no more old jokes, yes, we apologize three times. and why because gladiolus. spring strizhenova again flew by the jury, like for you, pashka didn’t brag. by the way, not the last person. in rovenki, the nickname is a banker, he personally stole a vtb bicycle from moscow. this yurka, you don’t see that yurka

is so sad today, his grandfather just became completely bad. yes? yurka kicked his grandmother out of the house, campaign he was lying in a coma all the time. i heard, oh, friends, i found zhivika with us. here is to introduce. the saints will know

well, so she's out, why are you sure that he is the old one of us oh, envy in silence, we will do a wedding , it will be a baked goose from me apples, but from the side of the bride. didn't wait for me, whore. or we will live together, my good. that’s it, i successfully entered, i thought, nikolai, that’s it, i returned to kvn at the wrong time, i thought strizhenova don’t even think

, i’ve been married for more than 30 years, i remembered strizhenova so she hasn’t seen flowers for a long time, nikolai perked up now i’ll come up and kiss her hand dreaming nikolai why is he like that looks at my rings pricked up strizhenova kolya get out, i'll be back from there. i've already started to see you? look at me. now on it now on me now on him now on golygin. rested now again on me. eat, you both nafig, something has already caught my eye zalygin.

look at the vrovenkov polyclinic, shishkanov . just like new, though, you know. the accident was serious. yes, they took away practically from what was from what was well, i give you friends

, well, in order to immerse yourself in rovenki as much as possible and you just need to watch tv commercials come in, wait a minute. what is it like to even sit next to me, with whom lead. well, maybe he will replace him, the only one and easily repeatable. i am victoria and a person who eats after a bulldog. oh, sorry, this is a joke for kolya . here are the funniest tatars about you

45 years old, no wife, no children, no optimist timur batrutdinov, and now our headings are already calling signs, we urgently learn chinese on romantic tv , nothing and yan red white, everything umi get used to it. and we have sponsored ads. get up and spin, rovenkovsky men's

suit store. though the wedding climbed. all thanks timur and if it's not a secret, how much do kvn establishments pay you. and if it's a secret, then bring the games, we'll stick two things under his nails look at the scuffle and laugh at the americans in rovenki

arguments no longer work friends. today everything is decided by the force that they will demolish the trump tower or the biden capitol first. i met the tits of playboy models through one slap in the face. joe crushed trump to the state of the american economy. in heavenly mountain that's a blow. come on , even the pain does not immediately come to you. how will he answer vyosla online broadcast of the battle is conducted on

medvedev's twitter well, of course, a drama to the rescue comes in the hands of the kremlin pow, it seems that biden was looking for this hand all the time. what are you talking about, you just rarely watch tv, timur thank you, you brilliantly coped with your main task , gracefully moved your sting while i was joking. thank you. timur batrutdinovlova was with you.

oh-oh, guys, listen, well, i would like to say, huge. thank you, kvn. he has already given us a lot of things, so he gave kvn many new friends. my career has skyrocketed. kolya well, we're still playing. dance dance state university

well, for today, all the teams have already greeted us. and this means that the assessments will begin now and i invite the teams to the stage. so, the marks for the greeting in the order of performance of the teams, maximum today at all competitions, five points

kvn team red sheet, vladivostok primorsky krai kvn team green suitcase, guryevsk kuzbass five five five five five five five five four sergey sergeyevich gentlemen of fortune, kurgan region oryol state university named after turgenev and average marks, of course, will be announced, the current champions from kvn team named after me. why are average grades normal grades timur red sheet? banks in 2023 seriously now the trend is emo and so

the average score is 4.8. gentlemen of fortune 4,8 red fox and rovenki five points exactly and we have a wonderful improvisational competition next in line, which is called the situation compared to the greeting competition, of course, a new one, nevertheless it is played. in my opinion. not bad at all. and not only the team, but also the members of the jury, who traditionally help the teams in this competition. let's start intelligently with art. present at a contemporary art exhibition. you stop before the next installation , the author approaches you. i think mitya khrustalev is best suited for this role. your applause. he declares with pride. this is my

first job. so what do you think? this is my first job. well, how do you combine exhibitions? this is my first job. well, how do you like early cucumbers great? and this is my first job. well, how do you confess, did your mother help? this is my first job. so what do you think? well, the ass is bitter. good job, thanks for clarifying. type u your ass is bitter, i understand. continue i'm still on the jury, this is my first job. well, how do you? general work

the next situation will be more familiar, although less real, i don't know. how did you imagine skidded, but the desert island and you discovered the scarlet flower and, as it should be for our man, immediately decided to pluck it. and then, of course , an otherworldly voice was heard from somewhere. why did you pick the scarlet flower? i think that the otherworldly voice will best portray alexander oleshko. why did you pluck the scarlet flower?

why did you pick a flower, little scarlet, man , don't interfere, we're burying a hamster here. but why did you pick a scarlet flower, who is it? speaks? actually, i'm the monster here. why did you pick a scarlet flower, i want to make a wish so that you speak faster voice. thank you very much alexander thank you very much. illumination why did you pick a scarlet flower? beatbox is you alexander thank you. the following situation can believe, just a very

real filming a comedy you are the authors of the script. and here's the lead actress. mitya you you weren't already here ekaterina i ask you, please, to the stage. or rather, on our impromptu film set , ekaterina approaches you with your script. displeasedly asks what exactly you think is funny here. and what exactly do you find funny about it? and if like this and what exactly seems funny to you here ekaterina yes, do not show off from my words it is written correctly. red sheet, and what exactly

seems funny to you. and what exactly does it seem funny to you, lord, how sexy she is, when she gets angry, she thought nikolay hello what exactly seems funny to you here, i can be naked, but it won't be funny at all. by the way, we are your big fans in vladivostok every evening watching. and what exactly seems funny to you here is that we will exchange bodies. well, what

exactly do you think is funny here. and i see, you are only kind in the morning, right? and what exactly do you think here is funny filmed, well done. thanks a lot. moving on, the next situation, saturday, 6 am you open the doorbell and lo and behold, on the threshold of sergey sergeevich zhilin is it clear who will play him? by the way, i forgot to check with sergei sergeyevich in the hands of a drill. and sergei sergeevich intelligently asks you at 6:00 in the morning, what kind of music do you prefer?

what kind of music do you prefer at 6:00 in the morning, right? what kind of music do you prefer? 6:00 am, what kind of music do you prefer? and can i be quieter when i don’t get enough sleep, then i look bad. what kind of music do you prefer at 6:00 am on saturday at 6:00 am, i prefer not a drill, but a screwdriver. thank you all sergey sergeyevich you were great. so what about the next situation? let's go out of town. well, especially since summer is on

the nose. so imagine the village of a mound. aquarius fields, meadows of the forest, blunder river. in general, you are sitting on a litter in the evening, and next to you is this canonical grandfather, well, we have so many wonderful titus if the person who played in quentinum that here the choice is absolutely clear. vadik shake the old days. well, that is, shake with you. and this grandfather looks at you attentively and says, somewhere i saw a nice person to you, but i don’t remember where. where is it? i saw you, but i don't remember where, and i i see how you borrow money, everyone always forgets at once. these are the eyes.

i have the same ones somewhere, i saw you, but i don’t remember where you ran to kazakhstan for? i see you, but i don't remember where you can see the video. i don't remember where. hello dear, grandfather became very bad, soon the hut will be ours. somewhere i

saw you. but i don’t remember where where are you, that it’s spring pgu 95 and i also swam a hike 95 doesn’t want to here. bravo thank you, finally, we started playing the last situation at the last game . so let me remind you in kvn by analogy with sports began to hold team press conferences. and at such a press conference, you hear konstantin ernst channel one from hall a. who came up with the joke for you? konstantin ern,

channel one, and who comes up with jokes for you? galygin and khrustalev konstantin channel one, and who writes jokes? for the old question. but it seems to me that it will not be better. let's applaud the team and our wonderful

jury member. well guys, you can go prepare for the next evaluation contest while we put it on without you. dear judges so, i remind you for the competition the situation is a maximum of five points kvn team gentlemen of fortune, kurgan region four four four all judges four points kvn team green suitcase, guryev district, kuzbass all the same all judges four points kvn team red fox city of vladivostok primorsky krai four four five and kvn team rovenki all judges five points i appeal to our cheerful

calculators alya kokushkina. and lyokha gentlemen of fortune and a green suitcase for 8.8 points. a red sheet of whole 2/10 timur, who are you parodying this time , lyosha, this is how fire can raise such a huge thing? i sat on the seat for the entire movie. i felt like i was right there. now i want to fly into space. that's serious. makes my meals tastier

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the successful implementation of channel one well, then the next competition is called a home musical task, the team starts kvn gentlemen of fortune, kurgan region. ah start your musical homework. we want an incendiary song gentlemen good luck

to you so stop. you, what, respected people are sitting on the jury here. well, what would you like to say at the end. what else do the boys say? we are from kurgan, we should not sing such songs, and which ones should? well, for example, few people know that kurgan is their homeland, there are many jazz people who know that this is not true. and we will find out, all of us right now is my music. opa, opa, zhaza introduced me. my father he took absolutely all jazz, and that's what they called. oh, he once had a friend, a popular singer

oleg jazzmanov. and his son has never been a popular singer for the sake of he is a jazz group jazz sector. jazz, is this kurgan and how to speak? our kurgan jazzmer is everything i do? it's all improvisation. the land is also the road of the illiterate there. a fair fight won prostitution to us did not even come. and from the import there was only covid.

the city of kurgan, absolutely everything here is gas , water pinocchio. we have gas, water pinocchio and that's it. anya is pretty, and now let's have ours. it's another matter, calm down go to sleep, very unkempt zhilin it seems to me that no one believes that kurgan is the birthplace of jazz anyway. no, it 's true, kurgan is the birthplace of jazz, but it was stolen from us, but do not melt away, because kurgan comes from two words for chickens. and gang it

means we got a lot of chicks and we're a real gangsta so kurgan is also the birthplace of rap. meet kurgan paradise 2023 the price of cucumbers to all those who spent life at the very bottom bon appetit, kurgan homeland of rap. and here's an argument for you , the cost of living is 50 cent . yara's rap fans live in kurgan, so you understand, we have all the old schools, the kurgan is divided into two parts of the pussy on the side. and where not to look. past the mother-in-law in one i do not go without jokes, this is not rap at all. so all the rappers left. soon it will be a rap again about the fact that everyone left. let's

get some more kids on stage. okay let's continue. killed pizza said, wait what you want. throw it all out. get alikan, for which kurgan is the motherland, turnip. yes, kurgan is still and the birthplace of rap, but we, too, again, do not be upset, i will pull it out. hey. after jazz was stolen from us, we decided to come up with something that would definitely not be stolen. this is sacred

, kurgan is sacred. wait then, there is. we are the birthplace of jazz, rap and k-pop, how did it all come together in one place? well , we are here in the kurgan of the motherland of the ilizarov apparatus, so we pulled it together, somehow it all grew together. so meet the very first k-pop group in the world. charged in kurgan but we didn't say that all this embryo was born. no, these are not ancestors from kirkorov against the backdrop of kurgan key-pop, even syrniki from yulia vysotskaya are nothing like that. purgansky gay pop

exists only for the sake of being shown on equal parts of tv if someone is scared, don't be afraid, bay pop will run out of steam soon. go change your sailor moon clothes after giving birth. and what are you, standing at home too, go to my mother called you lost. what is this k-pop? they stole from us too no k-pop, we've already lost cards. course, i so wanted to sing jazz to you, but it was stolen by rap and pop, kidnappers

straight all fours. so what do you think? cool, you already learned the text, right? so, dear friends, today we showed you kurgan jazz kurgan rap and kurgan pop and we want to know the opinion of a true professional sergey sergeevich, firstly, why a four for greeting? second, what do you

like the most? god, how does he feel? okay, keep it for yourself, but you will return in the semi-finals, and the kvn team performed in front of you gentlemen of fortune rip jazz, youth, let's go.

and the homework of the kvn team is a red sheet, vladivostok primorsky krai, and since the game has been going on for more than an hour and a half, in its musical homework, the kvn team red sheet invites you to do light gymnastics. now here is this life rent all together. come on well done. excellent standing. let's, let's, let's fly. you don't need to be on your head. let's, let's be great. you know how to

y-exercise, we dodge, we dodge, like a pancake perfectly. so the fellows sat down and stood for the second amplitude exercise. fine. what smarties? the third exercise is your girl wanted a handbag bunch right now that we 're trying to get hold of. trying to get it is not ashamed at all. well, we decided to cheer people up. they tell you i tell you what? why at all? in general, or something, weak-willed moms, boo-boo and get high, damn it. and what's wrong, i repeat the task for the game so that he throws off 100.000. are you sure that there will be 400,000 for the victory. well,

not anymore. well well, i think there is a chance, so let's get the hell out of here. konstantin lvovich we don’t have much time, we take it. we ourselves are newcomers for girls, i think you can see. you are a kind person, we we know this from the word pasta, or it didn’t come out on the channel. it doesn't cost you anything. well, just think, at some point a program will be released, who wants to become almost a millionaire or in the field of miracles they will play a car, but without roma's radio tape recorder what is happening now, well, specifically now eurovision but no one cares. therefore, it is no longer so shameful that i sold the airtime of the first channel for advertising.

are you out of your mind? this is the main federal channel, so i did not hesitate and charged 500 for how much yes for 500 rubles. pashenka roma what are you doing? i'm nothing but what's up wood burner konstantin sokol konstantin sokol does not burn like a child. n without satisfy your thirst for exorcism. store reception children's world is not the newest for not the most beloved men's clothing store roma is generally rovenkov 500 rubles. they don’t smell, pashenka what kind of nonsense did you come up with something yourself, how will we go back home. well

, maybe you need to take a loan from these parents, can china sell the entire forest? want to? exactly sell what to sell? for anything ? pasha in the hall is full of people on grandmas for 7.5 thousand. alena will perform private for you come on vivat well, in this little thing. do here alena because of your base selfish unwillingness to engage in prostitution. we won't go home again. you are so useless. i will sell you. here is vitalya here is number one of the pluses knows five foreign languages. true, vitalya is in bulgarian. a good micro-credit history. and even a bull tapeworm could get along with vital's sociable picture. of the minuses according to vital's passport, a bread machine, but i have

some kind of guarantee. true, on a woman in green roma, you are crazy. you already sold a team member? yes, if something goes back to steal, it's bad, finally. this is someone on tv directly said. yeah, and here all around, but they walked around. you're completely crazy about money. pasha we now only have enough money for a reserved seat, vitalya you will go on a reserved seat, i already need two tickets. there are less and less chances to collect money. thank god yesterday, by a lucky chance, i organized a charitable foundation, roma and animals. we don't have a home. but there is roma, this is the first name of our team. so cute. roma we will not participate in this. if you don't understand what charity is, it's

important, it's kind, it's not taxed. well, don't you feel sorry for the poor animals? you must understand that you all have pets alexander olezhka everyone knows. how do you love your dogs, dear ekaterina strizhenova do you have a pet? do you have a pet? you have completely lost your conscience, you use homeless animals for your own benefit. yes, you are right. it's so low to use homeless animals when there are thoughtless people, we don't have a home, but there is roma and our team, yes, that's

enough. roma stop. that you made all the money money in moscow even better than in vladivostok let's stay here. roma, you're the only one who wants to return from moscow to vladivostok, our mayor isn't even true. what's in moscow? yes, he's always at our games in moscow. i mean, he's always in lefortovo . you can not stay in moscow, it rots here everything is gay, what are you talking about. i watched tv in vladivostok, they said the whole west is like that. it starts from novosibirsk. i'm there boys in yellow jeans i saw that you got it all right, vladivostok home. we are standing on the kvn stage in fact, we are already at home. well, it's just a metaphor, it doesn't matter if we have money at home where roma's jackets are other people's

money, well, we'll come to the semi-finals and give it back. and if we don't make it to the semi-finals, if we don't get through, now the semi-finals, well, dear jin , the jury decide for yourself whether we are semi-finalists or we threw it, galimy. i think it's obvious. i went to become my wife, mikhail

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the previous musical homework damn, you are so beautiful. you, too, are prince ariel . and you had someone before me. dad, i'm home. ariel you, that before me was antonio banderas no after but not before everything is fine, give me a foot massage. and i

'll tell my son a bedtime story, mom, i want a fairy tale about the snow queen, but the audience wants to hear the continuation of the mermaid. i want about the snow queen. well, since the child asks always heard. so, probably, i need someone in the castle who will tell jokes so that i don’t just laugh. i'm here, the most evil. i will freeze everything myself bloggers and will not count the bloggers. nafig i need someone? i piss normally myself. okay, i do evil. and now let's fast forward to snowy

copenhagen, where kai and gerda lived and they were very good we go. i hate the good ones. but it seems that the devil's heart remained. washing beer velvet traction stop saying bad things. yes, because i became evil. wait a minute, were you in this suit before you became evil not to find out? that's it, kai, get ready, we're going to me. oh my god. no, we're coming to my place. i'm kai

damn it, rope wool. oh no, you need to call the police, the snow queen, your mother stole it. i'm back on my shift. i'm bruce from the fireplace . willis die hard. what happened to him? did you just squat a little? i'm not a bug. i'm cursing. i work alone. i work alone. do you have a girlfriend?

damn, gerda got out early meanwhile in kai's room. i just got here. with evidence mob know no one you go home.

the fox just needs to melt his heart for sure, how did i not immediately guess. meow he is allergic to cats. tell him the good news. are you going to be a dad soon? are you a moron to me 7 years old? not that, but maybe in general. help.

i hate the good ones. thank you. from me a fragment of the evil snow queen, but who did the comedy club fragments get funny than kvn do not interfere with us we

looking for someone in order. friends you all understand that this is just a fairy tale and in real life nothing can be rewound, except for the finger. okay,

nothing can be rewound but a finger and luggage. and when kvn on the internet you watch the words of ju. ree boy, why haven't you left the stage ? the kvn team green suitcase thanks the governor of kuzbass sergey evgenievich tsivilev and the head of the guryev municipal district stanislav aleksandrovich cherdantsev the kvn team rovenki thanks the rector of the oryol state

university of alexander anatolyevich fedotov, as well as the governor of the oryol region andrey evgenievich klykov, the kvn team gentlemen of fortune thanks the government of the kurgan region in the person of the governor vadim mikhailovich shumkov, as well as the closed joint-stock company, kurgan steel bridge, represented by the general director dmitry nikolaevich parishev. the kvn team red sheet thanks the governor of primorsky krai oleg nikolayevich kozhemyako, the head of the city of vladivostok konstantin vladimirovich shestakov and all the inhabitants of primorye well kvn team rovenki oryol state university named after turgenev oryol city friends, but our team did not cook. musical

homework. we were preparing a presentation. yes, yes, rovenki tv is for sale. we have goods you have a merchant. look at tnt and tnt4 oh, ctc love , believe channel one also needs a cesspool . by the way , timur batrutdinov worked on our channel. therefore, if anything. we will make a discount on our channel rovenki tv, real pros work, everyone knows how to fawn before the authorities. don't believe. meet the ballet left lake. this is who is sitting here behind

all the jokes, he is watching. handsome handsome here is such one. and what is this here for the light of the eyes woke up, but the rays of the sun. we cut the mind perfectly. tell people's love ekaterina excuse me, we can't do anything here.

who is this for life? on the rovenki tv channel, such programs as time will tell are released, there the dude shows the time. pregnant at 16, a program about old-bearing cats while at home

, the program is about how contractors silently go to the toilet at a party until the building collapses. a what kind of music shows do we have? rovenki tv wanted to do something with the stars for a long time, but something went wrong, and something went wrong with the stars. meet yuri goat. i wonder why the goat is on a small raft? it's clear.

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so i renew and renew. went to negotiate, come on. hello konstantin lvovich, here is a contract of sale. so three copies, one for you, one for us, one extra is obtained. there is also a version for the blind. we just tried to sell to a lot of people. so you just read carefully, otherwise something is not right, sign it and again all night long on channel one podcasts will go. and there is one, but you need to sign blood. do you have a pen, a pen? even better, right? look look here where the tick is not necessary. this is my painting. i have just such a painting, right here. subscribed lvovich

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vote for its implementation on the site for the city sreda.ru on football with denis kazansky tomorrow at the first big game a big bookmaker general partner of the russian premier league a well-bred prize for the team best of all, humor that proved itself in the situation competition is common sense inversion. so to say smile of reason and today the prize of the smile of reason goes to the team knenko. well, dear members of the traditional jury, the cherry on the cake is your impressions alexander oleshko first of all, i realized that i really wanted to

to lead the program something is wrong with the stars. and if the kvn-club of cheerful and resourceful people, i want to testify on the stage today, there were a lot. uh, as well as among the members, also in the hall are cheerful and resourceful. thank you very much for this holiday. thank you thank you timur takhirovich, good evening friends. you know, a wonderful game , uh, a greeting showed, personally, once again i will achieve this, so that we have a score of six in the jury, please, because it is very difficult to evaluate. i think that you are me support. of course, i want to single out someone more generally great, and the rest are excellent. eh, this is so thoughtful that i can say, well done all as always, insidious improvisation competitions, where everything

was revealed, and my favorites today were even atomic team. thanks a lot, good luck to everyone. about lunch, tell me yes, but you need to come on. well, this has nothing to do with today's game, but konstantinovich i told him, indeed, my grandfather was born in the hands and a war veteran was drafted there, so i once told the guys about it, so i'm doubly pleased. that today it is the team that won semyon and i am the key galligin. thank you all for the good vibes. sergey sergeevich first of all, i want to thank everyone. for me, the happiness is once again to be here, as far as, in general, today's priorities, of course. eh, rovenki you me. i don’t know the word, i can’t find such a one, but they squeezed it out. no for wrung out. this

is it, excuse me, this is the fact that you can’t get away from the fact that jazz was born in kurgan, i talk about this at every concert, this is excuse me that's how it was and, of course, rovenki is in the first place for me today. but roman, i still love you. ekaterina first of all, i want to say hello to alexander vasilyevich maslyakov and say that alexander vasilyevich your business lives and wins, and today kvn was held in a very warm and friendly atmosphere. timur you are a wonderful five plus well done, because it is very difficult this is a holy place and everyone who goes there hmm gets special attention to the mood of the program. next time you 'll have to come next time, but today it was great. thank you.