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well, how are you doing? i don’t know, if you believe, everything will be very good. channel one gives its viewers a good mood especially for you, we have collected in one program the most fun and resourceful gennady khazanov vladimir vinokur novikova with his vivid images found a probably russian colorized film sergei burunov with the best parodies now mikhail zadornov with the sharpest monologues, as well as inimitable alexander

what is this little thing, collapse big and pure feeling? i have wanted to marry someone for a long time. only i am ashamed of this, i can still meet a girl. well, what to do next? i don't know, they punished us so brave didn't make it too far. she even

came to my house once, and we spent the whole evening with her. the watermelon was so delicious i ate four pieces. and then when he left. i realized that in vain so much watermelon. there is no small house anywhere. i think something happened to you. i say no. well, maybe, she says, you're always looking for reports. i say what is this culinary technique. i say, if possible,

let's go quickly. she says, you can't see me off. no see me off, i say, can i. i can't walk slowly. well, let 's go by bus. well, what are you, there are a lot of people who can put pressure on me, nechaya, but we went faster, but still there is no small house anywhere. and there is only a police box and comrade lieutenant. i want to ask you to quiet this girl to hear. he says, what are you afraid of? have you committed a crime? no, i'm just getting ready. wet business he says no be afraid. we will never let you do this. we ran straight to her house with them. she says, let's go, i 'll introduce you to my mother. the only thing i miss right now is your mom. but we still went to her, and my mother says, it's good that we came. let's go drink tea. i say, well, what did i do to you? she says don't want tea. let's eat watermelon,

like i won't even describe further. when the legendary satirist comes to visit the club of funny resourceful people, does it get slimmer? in the future this is always an extreme situation. especially if they are completely fellow countrymen, do not worry, do not worry, everything will be fine. they will definitely like you. he is less human to me. wow dad hi. meet steven, my fiancé. he is an american who? a american the last time i saw americans so closely was when america told me to visit.

if you marry an american, i will call him edward snowden and that's why . because you will live in sheremetyevo. i had black grandchildren. pretending if you want to marry a foreigner belarusians. ku

my father drobotenko no, no american us will have to talk to you. because my son-in-law must be russian, but i can be russian too. i asked for a casting tour, the first one . ok. i'm ready . don't you see the edges, do you want to be russian next? get ready air into the blood

calmly you still want to be russian. i am russian. everything is enough. i was tired of it, when they entered iraq i endured, when they entered libya i endured, now they want to occupy my apartment look out daughter. there is already outside the door, probably an aircraft carrier. he will not be in my house. daddy you talk like dictator, don't say that word dictator in front of him. and they will start looking for a genevka in our apartment. stop this immediately, so i'll go and change now. i

hope when i get back there won't be a russo-american mikael war. why do you dislike us american so much? do you think she's gone too far, probably can't hear no because you're stupid. why stupid we created everything that we use, what do you want with a gps navigator? i only hear mine all the time, on the right, why did you turn around. damn why? i wanted to get married good to know everything about everyone. we have the internet to know everything everyone i have relatives of the fsb that's what you say, but you yourself use all american jeans for hours with our money never in your life, i'm sorry. yes, the concert is 20.000 to rubles. yes, here is such

arithmetic for 32 x. yes yes yes. i'll call you back when i get out of the hot spot. you see, you see, you yourself speak on iphone, she is with an american. for some reason you don't like it. i got it, i'm leaving. steven where are you? you are crazy your father is crazy you all russians are crazy. why bite the batteries in way? why lie to the newspaper from the neighbor's box, when there is the same one in yours? why when you ring in the microwave? i go go. now i'm going, i'm coming, i'm enough steven stop, daddy, stop him. blame yourself america forgive america wait you michael

and you know why you know, styopa, i don't know why we bite the batteries. well, we are such a sincere people, well, i want to bite and bite. you understand? i don't know why we knock on furniture, mother it. should you be russian? learn from us. only we but we can put on two pairs of socks so that the holes on them do not match. you know, stephen we're not even afraid that you'll conquer us. we are even interested, if you turn us on, how will you survive with us. but, but no one knows how to love like we are friends. i went. it's time for me to bite the batteries. mikhail nikolaevich zadornov and

the kvn team, faculty of journalism, another classic of humor, yuri nikulin, was very fond of jokes, and we have collected three favorite jokes of the great artist, male and female, the distance between them is 3 km. and so the archaeologists look, it turns out that underground was dug between the male and female monastery. here, moreover, 2 km 800 m were dug by women in america . everything is surrounded by being prepared on the fence, two crows are sitting on the landfill. homogeneous, says the rocket does not anger. why is it flying? a? i say no shine. and i say, and i say, let me see, come on, it turns on the switch of the missiles, it fell and

says everything. well, i croaked, the second answers i serve the soviet union a joke in america like two ball players were friends and played on the same team, the second one comes to him. you must go, of course. i'm just curious to know. just i'll somehow message plays there. are they playing in paradise or not? well, i'll try, well, he died on the ninth day, he is sleeping and a friend, which means that a friend comes to him, he says, listen, i literally let you go for 3 minutes from me to tell you two two two messages. firstly, everyone plays absolutely every second baseball is played such a popular game there in paradise everything and you

were included they said that the national team is the team. he says, well, the second news, and the second game. tell a documentary story, not a joke, yuri vladimirovich doesn’t know this at the iskra reservoir far from here lyoshka sun, so minus something 12 and how these same flies sit on the sheet, these are on the boxes of their branded fishermen and winter boats fit to deliver cool no sitting. hour. two, three, four five six and somewhere in the middle of a huge number a man gets up from this box of men. i ran, who jump up with these hands and the mother is recruited from the whole reservoir and

a box is running, he has some kind of there and he runs. with this he managed to collect everything, and now the classics from shirvint and derzhavin have not only interviewed artists, a panorama movie of very prominent artists. and they are not very visible. well, i am happy that now i

can imagine, so to speak, an artist who is not at all prominent in the panorama, here. this means that the first reaction is here, which means that it is well unknown to all of us, which means that the voiceover is not untouched by the personnel officer. what i would like to know, so to speak, behind the scenes outside the personnel officer, well, firstly. so now i have an idea where she is now, so it is interesting that he is not well known to all of you about the order.

almost did not star in all the studios. and what about everyone? i don’t shoot so consistently at mosfilm, so lenfilm, so gorky’s studio , but i’m something for this. you didn’t shoot these last year. eh, eight pictures, then this year, he no longer took off some kind of growth from 16 on his face. you know, of course, cinema panoramas come to us, masses of letters. yes, yes , tv viewers from movie lovers, it is noteworthy that none of these letters are at all interested in yours. here i think it has meaning to thank. well, of course, our viewers. in general, you are not singled out. where are you? now advantages over other

actors, i know my colleagues do not shoot me. here's the highlight episode. here there was a scandal, which thank you an interesting idea. tell me, please, you watch a lot of cinema panoramas, so to speak, you would know satellites for the audience. uh. here. how do you like the spectators already they are as artists? what do you think is easier to ask questions or answer? well, as

they say, you have the cards in your hand. you are asking them. you answer them, i wonder if we this is interesting. and tell me, please, this is always easier for colleagues to say, of course, because such a terrible theory arose flashing on the screen flashing more often others flashing. an interesting thought is interesting for the day of

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thank you happy new year to you. health to your children and your families. thank you all for you, dear viewers and legendary. aunt sonya is also for you. forgive me, please, excuse me, i thought it was for you to be so alive now, as i was frightened. well how are you? like aunt sonya's machines, it doesn’t happen that you’re calling now that you need a can of oil i need a horse aunt sonya found it now, i 'll think about the jar for a minute. i'll find out now, you wait now. hello. i liked

the phone at aunt's sleigh. there is no such thing as bad. will you find you loading the ship there? no, what are you waiting for? what do you want 40% surcharge, and who is your boss? uh-huh, is that where the dodik is? i am now one i now recognize, what can i try now for one minute. hello, this is a rose, a rose. well, as a husband, there is nothing bad with aunt's sleigh, little rose. come on, connect me quickly with her, and i'm sorry about the phone,

i didn't recognize you. you will probably be rich. please say 45 years. but how do you like our president, aunt sonya does not have a bad thing. tell me please, i'm rockefeller, of course you'll forgive me, how are you? like a family, like children, what please tell me, i really do why don't you want to pay a 40% surcharge to the greeks? we agreed on fifty. no, it's not. no, it's all. no, so family, how is your health? how? in general, you are married, i have him 17 years. you're crazy rockefelle. you must think for yourself. he threw down the wool with him one less capitalist. and we continue dmitry nagiyev and kvn

what could be funnier than finding a star to decorate the stem for us was a huge problem not wanting someone very busy. in short, we just agreed with the star yesterday. but the fact that the text was sent to him only in the morning is more than made up for by his bright game. in addition, the plot we have is simple ivan romeo and juliet , but dmitry nagiyev is a kid , i'm juliet why did i just now find out about this? well, the wildebeest bagels are louder, if you knew about this, you would have refused us yesterday. well, since you

're here. oh dear chulieta, you'd better put on this. so that i get platinum, right? how you vanya van are you a moron? i should be romeo and not you romeo from the most intelligent family of all who have read shakespeare know this. well, i'm learning from other families there, as if it doesn't happen. how did that even come to your mind. i froze. i borrowed a suit from my grandfather. in the gym i read shakespeare, i rushed to the museum and stole some nettles. i spent half a day half a day on all this, in order

to find out now that i am juliet. you are stupid. i will not be a girl. well, why dmitry dress dress dress dress dress. that means, yes, but let's fix the bangs. i think beautiful. well, it still doesn't work for me. who told you this dmitry is a lie, you are young, tie me and secondly, you may, of course, be surprised, but here you are breaking like a young girl for several minutes.

you got me. i understand that yes, how? who refused who refused ksenia sobchak they say, she can’t do rubbish with her. yes, the artist, they say, bit the bit, right? sorry, sorry, great idea, it's just a common fund. romeo to you

your friend is adjusting your dress, but this is hello romeo hello juliet my friend, tell me honestly, i don’t know, my friend, what do you answer brutally pumped up lady. an excellent choice of average weight and height leads a program where bulls cripple stars. where did you find that juliet at the rodeo stop? pigs stop. i'm not juliet, i didn't understand romeo, i'm romeo and romeo will be or what? although i like this kind of moscow lastore. i will not bother you.

bye bye. come on, take the bull by the horns. enough stop vydeville. want to be romeo very okay be be dimitri be dimitri them. and i’ll play juliet anyway, the wig and dress will be mine. dear friend who plays like that? babu where is the jealousy? where are you playing with energy flight? how is the man? well, how to play something? i will show you now.

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now. enough is enough. cursed be the day i agreed to take part in this farce. now, if not a call from ernst definitely refused. after all, it was he who asked me to play for you. he asked me. i even remember what he said. oktyabrsky bridge i'm gone

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have dumped the soup for myself, well, 200,200 . rejoiced early. i managed everything before his wife tell. even there, i did not stay long . i don't stay anywhere for long. who wants to know the truth about themselves for another 300 rubles. to pay. i went around the city aloud that i bring misfortune to the house. no one wants to take it for a gift, the last owner hung around, finally passed, now i'm sitting here. i didn’t

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unconsciousness. and you know, here she is alone talking to the old woman. wake up. it's like a husband after drinking sees an elderly woman dangling around the room in one shirt of something. he got worried, well done, he sees, he is at home. then he thinks, so i brought someone yesterday. well, she's kinda old. which donkeys stick out alone, as if for a hundred years she worked as a horse in a mine. then his children run out and rush to this woman with a cry. they also participated in the conspiracy to throw mom mom, good morning, he has from nerves, legs twitching. right. one calmly lies asleep, the other something twitched here the old woman, as she says, get up my falcon,

his second leg is twitching. it's been six months now. now they live very well with their wife. i recently bought a bike on credit and loves to ride. mostly