the need, which has long been recognized as emergency and the new bridge was closed to trucks, has started working according to a temporary scheme. while only two of the four lanes are open, the rest will be handed over , at the end of the year i remind you that 2 days ago, on the instructions of vladimir putin, the distant western bypass of krasnodar was also opened. well, this is a direct route to the crimean bridge. that's all for now we are following the development of events, and right now on channel one the continuation of the abracadabra humorous program is continued by the funniest and most resourceful best of kvn

not handsome to make everyone go crazy. i was an old bald belly hanging down to my knees, but the girls always found something in me. i don’t know that it’s probably a porsche cayenne i’m lying in the sun, and i move my ears, and if i didn’t drink bees, then i moved my legs. the song of our mothers at the computer clicked, and in response to silence a strong woman is crying at the window. if you drank koumiss, well, it makes you a little sour, yes, dear. but i do not believe anyone in let them say at the hour of judgment i saw these same guys. the song is about the only

chance in life in a coven, this is how the singers joke not funny, but i know for sure that i sing well. and thanks to maslyakov for the musical biathlon, i won’t lose the cow. special for a long time is not funny. to sing, why do i

need a voice of laziness in the show, why do i need dawn now i'm here my dream came true and plucking anchors away fly my soul. and this is one of the funniest numbers in the history of kvn mom got lost that hello girl, that you are standing here alone in the sun. i got lost. you're lost, i'm so lost. somewhere where i got lost.

fine. bad how did you get lost? i jumped on trampoline. jumped hard. and got lost. i don't know where your mother is. how bad does she look? we've been here for a month now. what was mom wearing in the car? where did you stay with your mother on the thirty-fifth page of chipollino, then i fell asleep, yes, this is

important information. okay, let's go first. i don't remember your name, but what are the last three letters? there is no bad. no, maybe it looks like gadya, but no. behind no. maybe there is no such name.

no. oops, i'll call you gadya , i don't remember a beautiful name, i don't remember at all, only the last three letters.

ivanov is not. petrov is not. sidorov is not. no cow. sucks yes sucks listen gadya do you remember your patronymic? ah me so for themselves purely neighing. i do not remember. i don't remember at all, only the last three letters.

petrovich yes gadya petrovich khrenova i would be lost too. no, we've been here for a month now. well, let's try differently, where could

i go? your mom can't remember, only the last three letters. kvn this is not the last letter let's go well. i know what to do. let's go, uncle. hello uncle. this is uncle. gadya is an uncle man. i i see that you are here, sort of, as the main one. could you announce into the microphone that uncle petrovich khrenova got lost, what can you say? you don't have a heart. another comedy classic, alexander

, their duet with andrei mironov brought all the audience to tears. people often ask what i'm filming now, what i'm working on, roughly speaking, now i'm filming, will you calm down or not? you 're bothering me, you understand? hang them down. one by one , one by one. so will you fly away? calm down grown guy, calm him down. i'm filming. i'm going to drink skins now. yeah, that's all we have here not enough. shoot me a film epic, a thousand and

one nights. in total, he wants to shoot 87 episodes, first of all, you all want to know, too , so to speak, he will star in central roles. yes, you guessed it, yes, you guessed it? well, the sverdlovsk cinema accidentally literally detachment this is still young, fresh, so to speak. this is a gift, lord, this is vitya vityusha victor

more modest more modest i think that seryozha will say a few words about himself. with you creative to carry gray, let's go straight ahead. free

then more here. here the fundamental changes of our country, many of us may find ourselves superfluous. we got divorced.

and, of course, you can eat them, of course, you can just fire them and that’s all, but they immediately cry out into our body with another lord and again they will sing the blood of the working people the question is how to use their rich experience of the barely collapse of the national economy. how

to use their bogorodok suggest? throw them all to the fight against imperialism to begin with, we collect people, all these parasites , we teach them english. this whole

combat squad. throwing i will not say where. to be there ahead of time. to dress up.

and there is already our man. he puts on a suit made by our own man.

give the models to the enemy. in such a suit, he can only hide under a blanket from people on a moonless night, therefore. shop somewhere darker to breathe, for example, to the cinema come on come on. there is already a film made by our man, not hollywood, that is, a film about production.

i do not hand out money on the street and end my life on the construction sites of capitalism, a hysterical millionaire flies out of this cinema and rushes in search of a taxi. our people tried. but

three others . and there is already an announcement for all the millionaires to urgently undergo a fluorography. yesterday, and the line at the registry for a month ahead

in a state of stroke crawls to the district doctor, he will diagnose him with all acute respiratory infections and give him a bulletin for 3 days with a daily article of analyzes from a neighboring clinic in a neighboring city. now he only thinks, how can anyone survive in this stone jungle. what does crazy mean? what

does it mean to be smart? so it's any parasite of any parasite. can be forced to pour water on our mill is all, huh? they were all told that you would live anywhere from a few days to a few months. all of them are now standing on this stage to dance. and who will admit, thanks to you my healthy and fit for flight cosmos what kind of operation will not help you dear our beloved doctors. thank you for saving a life, chinese doctors who inserted a catheter into the heart transfer control of this catheter to novosibirsk, dr. romanov found a river in his leg.

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did not yet know that in moscow they decided to make the film in color, and this is the legendary number from the big difference 17 moments of spring in color. stirlitz has never been so close to failure.

german curses who's there? what's wrong with us, where are our black uniforms? where are we

black folders? where is my black pistol? probably the russians colored the film no no, it's not them, it's my creative you like it. this makes us even stronger.

sorry. they played paintball. cartoon we'll figure it all out

i'll ask you to stay.

in a geography lesson, first-grader kolya found honduras and a nickname up to grade 11. there is everything in crisis is the authors of serials on ntv because the combinations of the words cop, law and thief are over. further, please, petya no longer wanted to know where the children come from, but there was no stopping dad. next, please, now the part was so secret that sergey could tell everyone only that he served in boots. lesha had an old nokia, so during the exam he could only write off the date agricultural

news. an experienced milkmaid greets each finger separately during a handshake. in the supermarket, a very economical woman took so long to choose dumplings that she got frostbite on her face. and who knows that valuev was called names and humiliated at school, died, but called names and humiliated? in smolensk schools, if the fizruk and trudovik quit drinking, the school becomes a gymnasium. so far , there are only three gymnasiums in smolensk. shoppers all

for fishing i also know each other and from the club of anonymous alcoholics the director of the kaluga flour mill often fantasizes that he is a colombian drug lord with a star and an incredible case is a variant of the kvn team soyuz tyumen region, our team believes that the most incredible

case in history happened to ivan susanin and the poles. so the 17th century is somewhere in the forest. well, where is this mustache for a long time , we will still wander through this forest until we see all its inhabitants. susanin will you show us the way to moscow or not? of course, i will show, thank god, but first i i'll show you. raccoon compote

the bear goes to stand without moving. you know you will know. yep, three days. there is no food, we want stupid poles, here it is already full in the forest. well, i did not advise you to eat. i've been waiting for you for an hour. let's go caution poles do not join nato badger case two

bears in 300 years it will be called a selfie. will you show us the way to moscow today or not, but i won't. if you don't want it to be good, it will be bad. now let's see how you sing. first i go around one, dodge the gun, then to the right, in general, i do everything, as in the queue for vodka during perestroika. they turned out to

be inedible. this is called susanin what i would like to say at the end nikolay nikolaevich thank you very much for agreeing to take part in our stream. for us. it is an honor. after all, we grew up on your programs, and i, friends, grew up alexander vladimirovich, the people of your programs. i grew up, i'm nikolai nikolaevich drozdov and the kvn team soyuz nicknames it

was tv and now the classics from clara novikov will watch a movie, make cocktails with ice , swim in the pool. how tired i am of chains these palms. this sea is the sun. top of the head and lie lie lie lie. my girl can no longer see the sea. i have two sofya and daria, the first from my first marriage, the second of the fourth man loves that you are like his own. how tired i am of men. i don’t know from the romanovs,

maybe you need to look somehow worse , dress somehow uglier. this is where to get these clothes. how you want to work. and that in the morning you open the window to the garden, you shout, bring breakfast, i'm going to work today. get in your car and drive to work. fine? all work. for nothing honestly, and where find such a job? our professor says everything will pass when the pineapple passes. strange, how can pineapples get through? i can't see the housekeeper. her name is muse. the most honest person

will never take an extra hundred in love with our gardener. he is our doctor of sciences. what is the husband's job? i didn't know, he doesn't like to talk about work, he's a modest person. well, it gets tired, especially after a night out and you even get nauseous, your hands tremble, earn a lot , a lot, money everywhere at home. they even have nowhere to put everything, put it all in, they are all there and there is a nightmare. we want to buy a ship soon. we will go on a round-the-world trip on it, however, we can be attacked by pirates my blog, how i dream about it at least some kind of trouble, there are so few of them in life that stop, why stop filming this take, we will still shoot, guys. i'm tired. i can't. well , the truth is, i'm not caprice, i'm just tired. well, we are the same in the morning. next, you at least a week to live such a life? f church meeting with her husband

in pursuit until the arrest, and you can’t immediately start equipping yourself. well my favorite scene in this i also like the film, it's such a confiscation only tomorrow at 10:00. i can't stand in line for a package of soup, the girls from the store called a letter from yugoslavia is very convenient, especially when everything is confiscated at home. let my god eyes flow. if only the lights were turned off now. now we will watch a movie to make cocktails with ice.

bathroom full of linen child drives damn husband for times jealous as a dog. lord here is another life. boris rozin wrote such a small sketch at the doctor's office

called no one will leave us alive. girl please me, hello well, specifically, i don’t know, so in general , you know some kind of malaise. what kind

of organ is unwell with us will be shown to morgan by his doctor. well, which one, i don't know, well , somewhere in the area so it means to the district. he doesn’t treat the district, he doesn’t treat anything, they write out bulletins. that's it, i need to heal, they get sick. this is called a diagnosis or what a granddaughter is. and if i made a mistake, lord and if it turns out that it doesn't hurt, it will hurt, we take it upon ourselves. yes, how do you treat? in such an approach? with this approach, we treat for free, lord, since you don’t know what hurts , you’ll go to all the doctors about it, they will treat everything in a row, and among this you will get something that makes you unwell. we call it universal.

now i will prescribe a medicine three times a day before meals will help.

i didn't see tv. so as not to get there

as a doctor as a motorist there you will burn the car. be healthy so i look at one point, not a single traffic policeman is afraid of food. i do not see them. oh, i was told a joke yesterday, oh, i laughed. i fell. here we are, i got up. i just lay there. i'm so so i laugh. listen, two meets one friend says, listen , you have an honest wife, he says, i don’t know for 2 years. i live until i steal something. and who? the fact of the matter is that an honest man got caught. he did not take anything for 2 years if he wanted to. that's just hers, how she came, she lives like that for two years.

no you specifically that you do not like, but did not take anything man. he really asked why? i do not know that he needed a family to live. he says you have a wife honestly, what he had the right to. what do you have to ask in general, he climbs the wrong way. he doesn't have it they stole, they didn’t steal anything at all, that the family is friendly. he says that how is it impossible to live for 2 years, that this is a joke? i don't like. i fell for nothing. listen, can you you know what you eat consider that i did not see you? yes? go to a non-repetologist. something you're kind of jerky. i do not like you.

the doctor is not. what are we worried about? father mother brothers sisters and so normal. and you will visit me on monday. i'll take care of my mom. i have such a sledgehammer there is a large metal one once on the head , everything is fine until monday by day

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girl dreams of getting into her own wonderland , that is, getting married about this. our song, the court is on, the divorce proceedings of the family, pied, and so antonina tell us why you decided to get a divorce. he came so drunk, and in his hand he held trousers, and the other held. he's a pig that's messing around. he said, me antonina bed us zinaidai and give us vodka and salvage in the field, knowing evil spirits. of course, i didn’t hint nikolai your skull is fragile. you are a zinaid slut, no matter how immortal, too, but it became unpleasant for me. something became offensive to me, and feelings and how i

kissed him. wait, antonina is a little puzzled since kisses cannot immobilize a person, as i kissed with my mouth everything that was at hand. she kissed her chair twice, and then led herself there, and then, in a fit of passion , kissed zinaida zinaida did not want to run away the kissing word is given to nicholas please, thank you. we are at frost, you are stronger in the evening, the bears helped with the car, the feet were cold and drank anti-freeze to freeze. garage transformed turned into miracles. michael

horse in the crowd, just holchu and died. then a princess comes in to meet me, not an earthly spit, a little later i go to the seat, which is called a slut and went. i took off the sanding on the elevator right to the dragon's lair. i'm privy phania dreams to me reasons. miracles were hanging with them unequal and already in the process of battle the humiliation came true brute. clear emotion word provided witnesses, please. i don't know anything at all. i went to a neighbor for salt, suddenly he comes up to me. kolya says hello princess. i was very happy because

for the last 10 years for the first time. they called me not a slut, but a princess of weaving. kolya threw off his hands and mysteriously told me this, so as not to stain them with blood, monsters, again a monster of the forest. on the left is the cow papa is a woman of culture and then yours as soon as possible. pied pied you two should be ashamed of yourself for so many years living together. suddenly bam split in tandem. remember kolya how you endured tonya

from the registry office and did not yet know about the hernia. come on, remember antonin how you kolya beat off all the same zinaida that you already heard? you love each other, well, how quickly embrace. you have a song about football problems, but the family is most important. jokes aside, these are cockroaches, this is a serious way to control pests from gennady khazanov, it is believed that my mother and i live in a separate apartment. only it is considered so, besides us, many more live there. all without a residence permit, they came to us from neighbors

through a pipe. who will crawl under the door redheads all such cockroaches are called nothing helped on the contrary. you have too, right? here is one waiter, we studied culinary with him at the technical school. he said you want to get rid of cockroaches. go to the sanitary and epidemiological station and give it to your paw. but i did not understand, first i say, to whom to give cockroaches on the paw. he says, if you cockroach will give you paws from all over the city. and if the boss then

gives you such funds, straight, well, you will lick your fingers. go with cultured people. how many rubles to give? i must say, at least 25 rubles, i also thought, what expensive cockroaches they became, but there was nothing to do, he took 25 rubles, so two red ones , but 10 each. he put a little blue one between them and went to the station with this sandwich and now

i go into the office, and there the uncle is in the armchair. well, everything is thick and red. and also with a mustache and the name of cockroaches. and i think, all of a sudden, he still does not take. and he says, well, you spread what you had to. they are all in my pocket. he says he brought some cockroaches. electronic and he asks, how many grandmas do you have in your pocket? i tell you enough is enough. one on

the other to lie down he says that all fit. i say there is still room. he says that you have midget grandmothers, but they are not large at all, of course, and then he says, stop laughing. we don’t take money out here, you need it in the social security. d. these are other grandmothers, two red ones and one blue grandmother.

so that i need you to sew up, i say, no , i want her to move in with you. and he says, why do i need your vanenko and granny , when i can’t get rid of mine, i somehow, well, understand that this granny was given to me for pay, so he says, where are the old women are paying off. well, well, i put him 5 rubles. listen to how he calls. what is it? i was so scared. i say, she’s money, i don’t know why you put it, like on the whole office. i took it so i don't take it. i don’t know how to leave in the main one, but i want to pick up this five, and he holds it with his hands. on the other hand, he looks and whispers, says, come here.

they gave me a good remedy. yes, get dressed. let me give it to him. yes, i know that i will do badly, that i would not give this money. but i'm not the only one, it's true, others that have quieted down, as if the first time you hear, the main thing is here, they say they give, but there he says, not everyone gives, not everyone. maybe they just take because we're on our own all the time. if we all agree, and now

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parody of sergei burunov on the hosts of channel one tell me, please hands remember something. hello dear friends. if it suddenly seemed to you that you were watching a program from the ninety-second year, then umniki is on the air and smart ones. today is the last fire that will decide who will receive an education at the moscow state institute of international relations mgimo and who will remain a simple

local courtyard miracle. good evening on the air program captain of the show in the field of miracles, i am pleased to present our first part to you from here. hello my darlings, please. eh, turn the drum. let me as they say , to begin with, leonid arkadyevich, here i want to give the show field of miracles, i will read a poem. i mean, i got it all mixed up, cucumbers, also a museum show field of miracles. i'll read the poem myself. an ode to yakubovich when i turn on

the tv in the evening. i alone choose the channel for anyone love and not yarmolnik, the other sunk into my soul. with his radiant smile, he will take all the hardships away from us, because with his chic program we have a good mood, he will be loved by both adults and children, and even a bad bully, because the most important thing in the world is that his drum is spinning and always at any time of the year we are sorry for god's sake well you have a transition move. let's move on to the second participant yuri stepanovich please. i work at the mint and from the whole team oh, i personally love you oh lord, i want to give you this dried

fish. yeah, my wife caught her, your wife. won. they thank you very much. just a second. and on the scoreboard there is a word not of eight letters and your letter is a reference letter, but so if there is such a letter, then i ask it to open. in the meantime, open the letter. you can tell about yourself. well, i was born and married. i have two sons. uh, the senior starshikov's name is the same as me, yuri, he wants to follow in the footsteps of his father. and this one on mint, and the youngest name is yuri, he

wants to become a doctor and treat his father and brother. you named the letter and we carefully look and see what the letters are, but there are no letters in this word, and we move on to the third participant. nedovich, i came from orenburg. i work at a construction warehouse, and i want to convey to you our well-known all over the world, so beloved by us , our world famous. orenburg downy roofing material is symbolic we hope please tell me a letter, now i also want you

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your passport photo. nice, but not for me. wagons light is not for me to listen to the doctor dressed sheep to eat, do you know for whom? and for me, for me, the country of ura taiga prostor kuban and long couples from the russian bath. there is no infection there. yes, that country has its flaws and anxiety.

and the worst roads in the world, but look down not for me at all of course, they laugh at me, they say, they say that zadornov is paranoid all the time talking about america but in fact, it's not me paranoid this television is always the same concert showed. actually, i and others have numbers and stories, but something happened, something paradoxical happened, people meet me on the streets and say, we were in america. you have no idea they are so stupid. you know, i 'm proud of 70 years. the communists couldn't explain why they think americans are bad, and they showed me only one concert, and the whole country began to play this

game, they even stopped telling jokes about chubchik but what actually the chukchi have there is one interesting chukchi and that abramovich i want to do a new program, you know, because the germans tell me such interesting stories, the dacha did not join this game. a dane recently told a miraculous incident that happened to him. an american asked if the alphabet in denmark is the same as in america. said, yes, the latin american combed out the head and asked, tell me, how can there be letters? some words are different. german told me one can say, complained that the americans asked where he came from the german, said from germany the americans, asked if you are a german. yes, the americans carefully looked at the germans and said, they look like you and zazii. i myself saw an american who asked a frenchman how the frenchman arrived in america

the frenchman replied that on the plane the american asked why not by car? the french thought. i didn't really understand how decided to answer this question. to be honest, it's actually an ocean. there is an american between us. he asked a question right there. without thinking , he said, you dug a tunnel, the frenchman thought again. said, in fact, it was an american who said to england, you would have come from england by car. i can now make a new program based on the stories of people who send me letters, emails come in, they stop on the streets , two young people stopped on the street , it’s true, it was in latvia and they say we were on an internship in america, a case that pride will call you now and they tell me that they began to boil potatoes there was one on one of them it was a birthday and they invited the americans, the americans ask why do you say potatoes and

then one of ours says, well, cheaper than buying in a store and the american asked brilliant questions. how do you know she's cooked? you are already proud of us. i always said that we have a special mind. and when we say there, i open, i opened the gate to the old believer in the far east , and the gate opens tightly. and i ask kuplenko andreevich why is your gate so hard to open, and he says, but you opened the gate. i got a bucket of water. i always speak from the point of view of reasoning, we do not need nuclear weapons. we'll manage with our minds, you know, when it snows in america, they get the economy into a coma to see me at the concert, no one came to new york because it snowed half a centimeter thick. the dividing strips were not visible, what steps are stupid? and we have ice minus

25. i see three people running after the bus three. one experienced old man ran up. the knights of the teutonic order, he jumped into the bus and everyone is looking to where the clang comes from under his feet, they tie a grater to his feet. now compare them kuts thought with our mind, and so our guys taught them how to check the potatoes that they were cooked, that is, pierce them with a fork. i sometimes go back to that report lux american checked brought potatoes. and why smile, i imagine what will happen to you now. ready, and then ours began to boil eggs. americans say i'm gone

check with a fork. but what he came up with our expats deserve the nobel prize expats, as a rule. jews. you know, those who left in the seventies, many who have grown old write letters to their homeland in russia, and they figured out how to send letters without stamps. well, they don’t want to spend money on stamps , what they came up with, i didn’t understand right away, i don’t know how you figure it out or not, but the bottom line is the following. i would really ask the nobel prize. they change on envelopes. addresses of recipients from the ruler in places and let in. how much does the box mean? everything means, because it is not clear and i did not immediately understand, i explain further. turn it on, someone planned it. understood to change faster stupid american postmen. they take out envelopes without a stamp and send them to the sender according to the instructions.

it cannot even enter their minds that a man could not come across the ocean on foot. this is the main country in the world, my dears. why do they say? i don't want the russians to become like the americans, because if we become like the americans the whole world will be like the americans, and then armageddon crept up unnoticed, because they are good guys, but they are ignorant illiterate about kind, ignorant person, easily becomes aggressive. they should be bombed in a good way. cancer should drop the atomic bomb on hiroshima jesus taught. hit will hit on the right cheek, substitute in the left itself with a hook from below at this time a blow. and we have preserved, you know, that i made a linguistic observation. i ask you to rate it so that viewers can see it. i am not a linguist. i am an amateur but amateurs make a discovery when

the british or americans look into the room there is no one they say nor they nelbods say, neo body has no torso. we are not talking about souls. we are still a person, we understand how spirituality. in which i am proud, i counted 130 times in one movie in an american blockbuster, the word from the ass was said save our asses 10 times. we save lives. they save the most precious thing there is. yes, the russian old woman gave the germans milk to drink and did not take money in the village, the germans did not understand what was happening. they asked why she didn’t take the money, how i would transfer it to them, they don’t have an expression from the heart, i told them they didn’t give much.

they did not give more, because the capitalists are the most on earth in fact. she spoke a phrase that made me feel so proud of our women. i even thought our peasants are not hopeless, when there are such women in russian villages, she said what money the germans are. we fucked with you. this is what they are capable of. only our people who still do something from the heart in this world. the russian people have crazy energy, but the program has gone astray. the russian emblem is two heads of an eagle looking in different directions, but the crowns are three of their heads. no, logic violated. i ask the waitress for yogurt, fresh, she is pear, but i didn’t ask you

what kind of yogurt, only russian men run after the bus, jump off and ask what number he knows. this is normal. this is me driving, only russian drivers of fixed-route taxis play overtaking with each other, when they have a full cabin of passengers show their tongues to each other. and only russian passengers are sick each one for his driver, and when he drives away , they prompt languages ​​to all the salons of that salon. no, well, in general, i always say, these people he won’t live well until he restores the logic, when a person came to the market with me , he speaks on a mobile phone and tells his wife. the wife can take these tomatoes.