here and now, interests converged again. yes agreed in kind. it is unlikely that they will calm down soon, judging by the fact that the operation to transfer the brockman was a safety net double. the center was not very trusted from the cinema. and if so. tolifa they remain under suspicion. and there is a brockman, it can lead to failure, tuva prepared a rockman, you say that as if you found a playerman. i listen to kuznetsov urgently. i'm listening to andrey mikhailovich in the morning, a deposit to the bearer left by utkin received in the central savings basin. andrey

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what happened it seems that stevenson decided to end me, if you help me,

i'm sorry, you're not waiting for me today. to moscow if you want to go to moscow, this is serious , absolutely serious, he should not fly away, or

at least fly. so we are starting kvn events that stirred up the whole of russia . good evening, dear television workers , we invite cheerful and resourceful people to our club. let's start, as is often the case, with a greeting. this is exactly the competition where the teams try to surprise their fans, the jury, and sometimes surprise themselves, so the motto of today's greetings will be short, start to surprise, the st. petersburg team is starting to do it.

cold knives are crazy. i will not sleep will not perform. we will bury you. next to me are not forbidden, zinoviev and trotsky is a historical lie. i assure you, these comrades, we did not work on saturday. and

a little water criticism with boris moiseeva and his so-called associates. when i said we're going the other way, i did n't mean that at all. and finally, glamorous values, i've never been to rublyovka but i was on ten rubles and 100 rubles. and what difference does it make to us both there and there it’s good, i’ll pump up, dance the waves of the disk, gilding my native

disk, planting nothing more is needed to become happy. just be happy and everyone happy siberian health. from the life of the athletic hall of the khanty-mansiysk children's youth sports school

but i did push-ups a lot, i even did push-ups by 30. well, mostly by 30. well, a little, then it gets on the eyebrows. listen, you know that all humans are descended from monkeys. we also have our 15th anniversary. children's youth

sports school what was the word six? just deciphered. just deciphered. you that this word simply next to such words you put. in short, the director said so that we should go to the performance to do. yes, and he says, choose, either make the bremen town musicians, or your rocking chair is covered with a copper basin. still, well, i chose, of course, covered myself with a copper basin of your glasses. but then he convinced me. yes, in short, we will make the bremen town musicians. generally said the ring

does. but these bremen musicians, who are they talking about? basically where are they from? local facts

in short, there is such a theme that they come to the city and work there. what are they doing? well, do 8 sets of 12 times. in short, you are an ass. what, i didn't understand? senya, are you offended, or what? yes, i was not offended. you just explain who it is. such a horse is only as small as a donkey.

thanks, there were still some roles there. well, there is still a cock not a woman. this is me yet okay, hit with an elephant, right? i will. opana there, what else? more sand we are not suckers in the end, so that there is a pc-code in the office, but to build true well, you can play a dog or a cat of some kind and seconds. he

let the chess players play. how do we say parsley? that he is either a rooster or a woman. he presses 180 from the chest. this is my entire height. listen, you need to think. what he came up with, and let's go to fairy tales two words will be. well, that's it, let's start like this donkey takes the cart. come on

, animal. we're late for the city and it's not a bit hard in the world summer is in full swing and many dream of a sunlit veranda somewhere in the country. tonight in our studios the most inveterate dachas. so i came to this cottage. and so it went raking. and here she is somewhere to approach, so that then these are apples. these are pear apples. all were eaten during this period. this is a currant. we had to take care of the cattle. or did you have to tie something up. i really liked this city child, the birds swoop in. this is a gang of half past five i get up and this thing is op op, fly away. the most efficient. it `s music. how this is not surprising. and the white lion on the pond mushrooms

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it is not there, but there is a method of hunting going on. we would all be better off if he wasn't in our life. cinema one tv presents never better

if you think so, then you do not belong in the profession. cinema one tv presents the key to a successful walk can only get in the way. exhale, wow bloodhound what are you telling me all this? don't she don't fight, yeah, yeah, how are you? on the road to heaven a person goes when he loves , as you know, love has no borders, but the state has borders

. this is a sad story. but they are beautiful they loved each other, although they were not compatible . grant, she was an ordinary girl to the major of the fms of russia. lived in the moscow dvushka. the best worker of the year in the migration service worked hard, almost did not rest. i could

feel an illegal immigrant for a couple of blocks, and he looks like a football player, exactly the same virtuoso, only he kneads concrete for relatives and without registration, that everything is in order. man three-room tent they fell in love. now we’ll tell you how to omit it, we’ll leave all the details only the facts, when one day at the subway in the underground transition. he laid the tile and white america's favorite melody spikeball, he moved to it and finally warmed himself first from the batteries, then from the heart. she is extremely grateful to him. you opened a new world for her and showed her the fuck. ah, on valentine's day, god prepared

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already all together appreciated the hunger friendship song yanami habit, in short, a couple of days in the case circling kalyanova in general, it's over. everything is positive, our hero received a residence permit, which i would like to tell us in conclusion that love in russia does not need permission. in the snow, which we are definitely waiting for success and that's it, let's leave us with love for centuries to make

a wish, then it will definitely be someone who believes in it. no, let's see, everything is ready. you have gained so much. well, the guests had time to come, my mother was so tired, it was just such a snowfall, on the street, first the plane, then the metro mom flew in on foot. i see, mom, where is the broom? oh, yaroslav jokes with old jokes, and already the twelfth is still sober. well done. mother. let's drink champagne. come on and let all our most secret desires come true this new year. something

in kazakhstan wanted. some burning desire to leave this house forever and never come again. mom, stay, i have no strength. so i want to go to kazakhstan, i will transfer all the property to you, i will die, and i will quietly burn in hell. goodbye, nothing sweetheart nothing. let's drink happy new year. here's an infection, what

my mother-in-law wished so that i couldn't drink, apparently, it came true, you know, spent it. and who else is your favorite? oh, what, i confess everything to you so quickly, huh? now the lie detector program. tell yaroslav last year, when you went to a conference in samara in tuapse, was he with a woman? when it's over, you'll tell me everything. i'm so tired,

well, i need to rest, once i need to go to kazakhstan, so the flight was canceled, and i'm on foot. through the forest and let the wolves take me there sit goodbye, mom. i'll go too, yo-my. when you formulate a desire, can you

normally formulate your desire? and i went. embassy, ​​kazakhstan at least i'll spend the night in my native territory. i'm going to go collect things. by the way, where is my lacy lingerie that you gave me, it didn’t fit me yet. chest something bigger than yours yes, fir-trees-sticks? well hello, for the fourth time in a day. and goodbye, probably, with

pleasure, with pleasure, we will sing at the airport. by the way, the scooter is free. yes, i'm going to ride it. wait nowhere. you won't go. come on, sit down, what are you doing come on, sit down, what are you doing? what do you want? see what to do with your mother. and what do you tell, like snow curse of your desire let go, kazakhstan i will say, what do you need all the time in kazakhstan. and this is your bastard asking us why i need all the time from kazakhstan although i live in orenburg.

thought up, mammy immediately guessed something. come on, come on, nothing will work for me. nobody forbade. grandfather frost make him eat asked. don't leave me with him. well, what are you, dear. i love you zinaida strong police. mom will make me a widow now, neighbors, what's going on hello

happy new year, i'll go and take something heavier, hello builders, 52. and where is my mother, i don’t understand what is happening, i don’t know. yes, i slept through the whole new year, can you imagine, and at 12 wishes i didn’t make a no, my dear. you are ours, how are you, how do we need you , and let's keep everything going well, let's make sure that everything is fine on new year's eve. what did you come for? mammy you see, everything in our countries, perhaps, it would be good to have a wish. my melody, kind colleagues told me that

baku is spinning with magomayev. roman we work together. we see each other several times a week, and you want me to forget everything that has happened between us in 6 years of no real romance. nothing has been played out by muslims in our country. she doesn't want to. she can't. how can you understand this?

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and dear friends, kvn teams often perform at corporate events. so let's imagine that there is one dressing room at one such corporate party. went to the kvn team para in pairs and another well-known team. hello hello to the second dressing room yes , second floor, come in. oh hello. we are a team of sq. mgimo will be with you about kvn respect.

guys, mutually let's have a fifty dollars with you with the pleasure of gorky in one dressing room. estimate hello about gimoshnikov arrived. let's settle down guys. your exit in 10 minutes. you can already change. and all yeah. what kind of kid said this, this is a guy from moscow in general. hey, brother. about in chelyabinsk they broke, the people stuck to the hack and went. sarma is strong, and then there are dudes with gangs on their ears one flat. let's push a shovel for one and a half, a piece of freaky scrap. i'll tell you from troubles turnip wedges, what is it, let's drive it away. come on oh hello, we're rich in advance. what is our

ambition today? well, flower we have pensions today? it's you tell me, it's in dollars or euros in guildans, yo-my. and what's the matter? i didn't understand anything. just. you said that you used to play kvn. i know, but i did not know that everything is so. what's your name? and now kvn will win who he plays, there is the ministry of foreign affairs. i don’t know there how easy it is to become kittens now one on one, like my

grandmother. say sorry hello yes second second now hey guys there, in short, i parked my motorcycle incorrectly. we need to park immediately. listen without me, don't start. i wanted you, but you write jokes to yourself in kvn, of course, you yourself. and here's another question. major there vlad stashevsky was not recognized, he went home. therefore, new russian grandmothers, you are the next

to get ready. get ready already. leave. i'm alone in the park. that help out because we are doing one common thing. well , how can i say, i will not succeed, what will not work. you are a parodist fee 50 to 50. oh, you might think you have such fees there? is the flower in dollars? what nasty things will he not be able to flatter his eyes for the sake of personal gain and grovel in humiliation when he fights remember. as they called in this window to our

disinterested friendship. i'm a neighbor to him with a soul, i can say they brought respect to him from a man alexander vasilyevich calls all the same correctly they say a female tigress senses when a cub is in danger. what do i do? i help my grandmother. well, yes, after all, holy people need to do good deeds. goodbye. well, ready to go, wait, wait, show your gait, i understand. sorry a. you are a professional actor matryona from the new russian attendants. yes, experience, 20 years is a question. and you could not

to replace our vanya, he disappeared somewhere, after all, we are doing one common thing. i don’t know guys, what kind of common cause are you guys. here the suits lay not seen. the costume of the guys, the costume was not chosen. no yes? are you kidding me, or what? come on stage with us. give it to the stage, let's go costume. give it to the stage. let's go what should be done who is the general director of channel one? yes, it doesn’t matter to us, the main thing is not to disgrace maslyakov’s text. let's just nobody, please. everything is over. it's

hard the first time. that you're a little conscious once on i didn’t lose the scene, no one noticed at all. you are great. you did it. by the way, next friday. what are you doing? i'll go to church. now i'll probably go to church every day. why are you doing this so that they don’t say later that vanya abramov is leaving for comedy after kvn?

and, frankly, very bad guys no offense. it's very good with you. do not quarrel. uncles. give me the suit, please. i've been doing this for 20 years and 20 years. i never thought i'd say this. dear alexander

vasilyevich, how are you? see we are all here different, but we all do one thing in common. so the year 2013, the major league of kvn is no longer the same

friends. i came. well, i see you've arrived. you are who i am man orchestra. and that like that tambourine, well, the truth is that the exam did not play for three, hit it on time. well, don't you think, i would be down the third generation even my grandfather, when he took a tambourine in his hands, the whole village gathered and into the forest. but grandfather recognized all the paths in the forest, so the music still found its grateful listener. so i play and sing everything, so that's

it, of course, it's very interesting. i see you with us populist, right? well, let's then sing oh, it's not evening, it's not evening, nobody's evening, it's not evening. oh, just sing in a major. and that oh , it’s not evening, it’s not evening below. listen to him in general, you know the notes of something. i don’t know such a song, but i ask him in general, you know how many, but there are only people here. yes, there are 1,000 of them. rub. only 1.5 million collections lying around. listen, come on, i'll start singing. airborne festive spilled, and epaulettes. yes, i

sang it, by the way, on the day of paratroopers in the park, i sang, however, i didn’t have a void , they handed me bottles. okay, don't like it. let's go with another popular break, my heart. how well, do not tear my heart and nerves. i already went anyway. stop where can you connect here? acoustic concert i love polinka

damn it, this song has a long introduction . of course, i put it together at the end. i just have notes filled with coffee, i picked it myself, so it doesn’t look like much. very good. lyosha, you

memorized him so that i never saw him at all. we continue the contest of one song head up we listen to the version of the kvn radio svoboda team the theme of the competition is head up, and most often higher ordinary people have to hold their heads so, folk song not for me, the choir of ordinary people sings the soloist of the average russians. no, forbes is coming out for me, not for me on the lexus, smits in the mailbox, credit not for me

, not for me in the ears , not for me in the navel. portions of eight rolls asked not for me not for me chic christ not for me to clean cellars. credit bank return you louse not for me not for me to lose weight in the winter bed and say to put it in a small pocket on jeans, in general, he knows for whom to drink. not for me

glamor and farce and all the designer pieces to wear skinny trousers, the breadth of the carcass will not give me. they didn't write for me to sleep. good luck with your passport photo. nice, but not for me. not for me, the carriages are not for me to listen to a doctor, but there she is dressed to eat, in general, who knows for whom. and for me, for me, the country of ura taigan

is an infection, there is no bucket. yes, in that country there are their own troubles and the worst roads in the world, but down watch not for me