to these professional tracks initiate interest. yes, the younger generation of schoolchildren to choose one of these professions for themselves, congratulations on board are received by both flight attendants and a young aircraft commander to fly aircraft. dreamed since childhood. so somehow dreams become reality through perseverance. desires and no borders destination nizhny novgorod the youth capital of russia, this status of the city received after a big vote was chosen on the website of the russian youth by the whole country from almost a dozen options. presented here the other day. the world youth festival, it will be held in 2024 in sirius and will bring together 20,000 participants from all continents of the planet to meet with well-known speakers to present their promising projects. the acceptance of applications has already started, and in nizhny novgorod they launched a countdown clock before the start of a big holiday in the youth of talents and only dreams that come true for any fipla dmitry belov ekaterina oatmeal, artyom tikhonov tatyana

bakulina nika and vishnyakova channel one and that's all for now we are following the development events, and now on channel one there is a cheerful and rather resourceful continuation. but the next team in terms of the number of kivins is an absolute record holder and their record can only be broken by themselves six times received jurmala awards by representatives of this famous russian university. first time. it happened in 1998. the last two times in 2006. it was small kevin in gold once big kevin in light and finally, the main award of big kivin in gold. i think, i guess. many are bored. e on this team. well, here you are, champions of the club

kvn team of the russian peoples' friendship university. there is an opinion that russians are the main problem for latvians. believe me. we in europe are full of other problems. meet the group europe on stage, wait, wait. what group are you europe hindu arab and turk?

what are you french and if i burn your car, sorry? who do you not know? they're sorry, please be late. who are you latvian naturalized so so please tell me, please tell me what you will sing about, we will sing about the problems of europe, but, that is, about yourself. arcs can't live

flocks gather at home and go to burleigh and slaves dream of seeing paris, but not to die, but to live. the chinese are looking for a piece of land, where there are no people like them, litter. mom, there is no such earth. people strive to join the european union, someone whole with me. and we, according to the numbers, the latvians leave nezavi, in order to look for prospects in the shinen zone to turn here new latvians turn around. believe me , there are parties and weak ones, and

there is a baking sheet border, but we know where to crawl through. you will wake up. we here have a sing over broken and love. good evening. good evening on the air program happy occasion and today, a family of gray-haired and bald people is playing against me. the joke is just gray-haired so meet this is

the head of the family, the father of the head of the family and the shame of the family of his hobby, this is the shame of the family. well, we are starting the first game. please, be careful moving your index finger. under the arm tickling no combing is a man who ruled for 80 years under water. the author of the explanatory dictionary of the russian language yes, yes, yes, it’s true further. the antonym of the word cannot be wrong, the bastard filed. rhyme on the word poet and cigarettes wrong internet why is the clarinet not fit so let's move on? no, i don't understand

why clara no doesn't fit. so the world wide web internet is true. yes, there was a clarinet there. i looked in the wrong place, sorry. but what about a point no, a point definitely doesn’t fit, so what kind of reef is this . who invented gunpowder, and the chinese , more specifically chinese scientists? what is behind the ears of ivan demidov auditorium chewing gum hands, how is it? right a man in his prime, living on a rooftop right. polar fox incomplete answer complete scribe. right. the title that every girl dreams of

once again you will say this to withstand from here. the character of pushkin's work ruslan and lyudmila came out. he will no longer be a country with the letter japan yakutia jamaica ends with i, spain italy india begins with the city of holland, i suggest a country fictional by me. it's just that it's true, they say, you don't have to guess, you need to know, if only they said holopopopia, then they definitely won. i thought of a holopopia. i have everything yes, yes, yes, what kind of naked sebastian bach is this, so this is b flat e minor opus 565. thank you. i'll

know, i'm singing all the time and i don't know what. meet kvn, you understand that things are going to biathlon to musical biathlon, when akim's wife gives birth, the whole maternity hospital is pushing. and this happens ivan ivanovich ivanov never fills out forms. he stupidly steals the sample. in order to somehow brighten up the moment before sex, a plump woman took off her tight underwear, transforming with a cry. little

men have their own fantasies. please the electrician had such a boring and uninteresting life that when he fell from a pole, 6 m of a pole was brought before his eyes by yuri loza the word fruit flew out of my head and he canceled the concert. come on, grandma beat the carpet for three hours, until she realized that the sand was pouring. a very fat girl can cross the road at the same time in the right and in the wrong place. valera stands her ground.

well, let's look at another familiar story by raisa irkutsk dear friends, recently it has become very fashionable to shoot clips in one take, and so imagine everyone knows the story the bride shoots a video of congratulations with my husband in one take. so everyone is ready, the operator is ready. there is a cake irina alekseevna verochka my son will really like your clip, and here is a surprise. hello hello. thank you very much

for agreeing to help me. faith yes, no problem. i just need to go to the studio, so let's hurry. i love you so much and i'm sad without you. i plunge headlong into these sweet feelings, if anything, my mother-in-law will help us with money, and igor nikolaev will drink for love. so wait, where are the rose petals? sorry i missed it. vera don't worry, let's take the petals separately. later i'll glue which clip i'll glue to shoot in one take. so now it’s fashionable to understand, yes, let’s go. i love you so much and i'm sad without you. i plunge headlong into these sweet feelings, if anything, my mother-in-law will help us with money, and igor nikolaev will drink for love. all right,

great. it turned out thank you right. i'm sorry, but i forgot to click on the record. well , let's do it again because of any verochka. i understand, well, i still have to pay for the banquet to the restaurant. uh, i'm not in a hurry anymore. great. i love you so much without you sad. i will plunge headlong into where the biscuit cake ended, only waffle cakes were left. faith is only for the sake of your relationship. thanks lena they call, i

ran everything. are you here somehow without me? well, wait, well, who will be instead of irina alekseevna arkady ukupnik good afternoon , they ordered pizza no. yes, i know not. you 're filming a video here. can i participate in it too? well, especially since i haven't been in videos for a long time. ok then. let's try. in general, stand here and scatter money let's go. i love you so much and without you i'm sad. i plunge headlong into these sweet feelings, if anything, arkady will help with money. arkady why

don't you scatter money? well, it's money. they're not real, they're from a joke shop. so what, they also cost money arkady well, let's do it again. sorry, but you can finish the double, but somehow it doesn’t turn out professionally. these sweet feelings, if anything, will help the body with money. and igor nikolaev, can you imagine, it turns out, my husband has already paid for everything. so that i can film with you excellent arkady excuse me, i understand you are a star, but this is still the mother of the groom. well, okay, it's a pity,

of course, but all the best guys, let's all get together and shoot, finally, i love you so much and i'm sad without you. i head yes where the cake waffle cakes also ended. well, what is only a head of cabbage? vera, of course, i understand everything, but for 500 rubles. banging your head on a head of cabbage, personally, i will not. well, who will? works i love you so much and without you i'm sad. i'm head over heels in these sweet feelings if anything, he will help us with money, my mother-in-law takes a little picture of me today. igor

igor calm down sit down let's be honest. of course, i'm wildly sorry, and 500 rubles. this is for every take. no. okay, that's fine too. go. i love you so much and i'm sad without you. i plunge headlong into these sweet feelings, if someone will help us mother-in-law with money, and igor nikolaev will drink for love. well, it finally worked out. so what am i filming then? and

they filmed for a long time and tediously, until their friends killed each other. and the kvn team and the kvn team raisa of the lord again love you the whole world. good evening, on the air, the final round of the program clever and clever, i present to you our finalists. this is a smart guy mikhail galustyan and just a smart guy pavel tishenko. hello bonjour so let's start our contest minus

dersist and it's hard to guess. that today's topic is moliere's petty-bourgeoisness page 89 chapter seven, yes, our finalists have thoroughly prepared, but so far the first round is ready. naturally. so what is petty quarrel deepening fight, what did he say? pinocchio malvini, look, do not break off. right. what is the name of the continuation of pelevin's book chapaev and the emptiness of the vacuum breast enlarger? it is true who is depicted in the painting bathing the red horse zyuganov is correct. and what is the problem yelling, if she did not yelling problems would not be correct. and why did you erase it if you are always polite right? why does the uniform of traffic policemen glow at night hot spots should be

lit correctly what is a hand brake? the estonian cat is true, what the tatars said when they attacked russia, the russians surrender us to the horde and what the russians answered them, but don't give a shit right? well, we continue. why do russians keep not paying taxes because 13 is an unlucky number? that's right, and the last question. why does a woman need a brain good question, remember, then we'll laugh together. i think

this is another order. that's it dear friends. our transmission ends see you soon. page sixty-nine suggest starting immediately. and then the clouds will surely dance. good morning dear. tuition. don't hold yourself back. give me an answer. hurry. usually they say you love marry, but here you like to answer, or girl, or whether an introduction, look into my eyes, what a cunning you are. oh, i can talk for a long time. who wants to be a millionaire. today, now at a different time on the first solution for every

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the whole operation fails, and you in the group, most likely, a traitor. i can shoot. it's all very personal to you. you promised me stopudovo he has someone, though, none of the guys will believe it, good.

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here's such crap for an hour and a half, so that i once again with my company went to this company yes, not in a tin. what does yours say? now she has collected her junk and has come to her mother. and what are you, what will i run after her, that she is the universe is that right? help yourself by the way, i never get stoned. don't worry about this kolyan, where else can she find someone like you? you are a car mechanic from god golden hands. dimon, you know, i sometimes think that i'm not the one doing. it's reassuring, they only pay one thing. fine? job awesome garage got

a car got it? aunt vera god grant health is also not eternal, your apartment will be. well, you'd better tell me, whose factory canteen are you often, but are you muddying with a zink? yes, i’ll squeeze it like that. well , i’ll clamp it so i got the bones for the ball , it’s clear what it fills in the box. today it fills. ah. i’m just interrupting from this rosenbaum, he ’s ready to shoot commercials for grandmas, those would offer so many grandmas, wouldn’t you, or what? i yes, i'm dead. i'm with these hands on bread i earn, not what i tell you, i’ll tell you by birth. there is a coil, but there is no watchman, there is a cable

no less than 60 meters. well, okay, okay , we'll roll it back at night, burn it, everything's fine. let's give you half a glass for me. well, yes. well, take it like medicine. men know, they’re breaking their brains now that it’s better to take a renault logan or a daewoo nexia take logan you’ll have a cool call to taxi you’ll throw off then that

we have it on the radio today, i don’t understand, i ’m sorry basque nikolai let me sign, please, how tired of you? here with this already. thank you thank you one woman vmazat. come on, yes, i'm telling you, she pulled out spare parts of the plant through the checkpoint on his shift. well, he smeared the noise correctly

and everyone says that the men know correctly. i'm generally thinking, maybe i should give up everything and change my profession. are you able to do something? are you crazy that i sing well. oh, how small do you think you sing well once you were invited to a restaurant right away, or what? nia understood his own mafia there, i can’t understand one thing, he seems like a normal man. what about flowers in your garage? you know, that's not i understand where it comes from in me? well, i love, i love flowers.

in the modern world, the poles of women have begun to change, leadership positions are driven by cars, and therefore you have to take on the role of men. so the regular board is good, but you heard that the milanese were eliminated from the champions league. where's the baby?

yes, they grow. we want to give ours to ballroom dancing. what is ballroom dancing? you have a kid, either boxing or football, your wife gave birth to a kid, you understand? yes, we wanted a girl. you are my good ones.

guys great i'm going crazy on my roof and the wife is going to the hospital. yes, you can see. what should be done first giving birth? well, i don't know, it's not all oranges that oranges leave. i'll check. you never know, you have to remember which one. that's what youth is now. listen here, our parents listened to other music, thank you for the day. thanks for the night. thanks for the son and fact. thank you for following through the pain. you olya will wait. calm down. everything

will be fine. yes, there was a time, even then i played football dim and what did you do before the child was born having sex? i pass out, you generally fall asleep. i don't i get enough sleep, he yells to sleep at night. not before that, at all, or what? can? yes, sure. i fucked up, i'm walking with a child, damn it, just with a child, damn it, that's all. maybe leave the country. calm down. everything will be fine. yes , of course, yours. well, yes, cool, you can understand. yes,

of course. bay-bayushki-bayu, do not lie down on the edge. guys, and my son looks like zhirinovsky yelling, it’s not at all clear. and i started football here, and i have a son and a daughter. guys , let's just go where. wait, man.

could you look after the prams. thank you very much. lord wait. well, where are you? let's at least let's talk. thank you very much thank you. still a boy. oh, give me my stroller there. you have a girl who will drink champagne, if a boy who has vodka like this. for the girl

guys, and here's what i thought it would be possible for us to raise children as well as our parents raised us, but calm down you will tear off your head on a child. 20 years later haha ​​away great hello how am i okay? how did your son, my son, enter the moscow institute of economics, management and law? and you are still advertising,

yes, you are engaged, well, yes, i mean, i decided so, if i will stop going to give birth. that's good, if not, i'll work as the head of the maternity hospital. and what about the stroller and my daughter? treat your parents the way you would like your own children to treat you socrates it was a long time ago and no one remembers how

catherine ii once had the first kyrgyz favorite 18th century, kyrgyzstan central square. quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, maybe we can agree well, only then you will have to win the heart of catherine ii and achieve russian citizenship for kyrgyzstan. ok, only if i succeed, quietly,

put on a carnival hat, peel off with feathers and dance to it's i agree. i mean, you don't believe in me at all, do you? well, then it's a matter of honor for me to go to st. petersburg. meanwhile, the empress was busy looking for a new favorite hello. let's get married with you. meet today's bride and ekaterina of your place prize someone well let's get acquainted, closer all attention to the screen. and ekaterina, 38 years old capricorn , the first brother was unsuccessful, because her husband did not shared her predilection for palace coups, loves the floors of the fifth symphony and borscht , according to allegrova, in the arms of young gentlemen. forgets about everything regrets only

one thing about the rest of the former, do not regret. ekaterina tell a. which favorite do you need? no, the creatures are not nobler, but the number meet our count orlov lola ekaterina alekseevna, are you looking for a new favorite. and how did you guess? count well, first of all, today is tuesday, and secondly, my palace pass has stopped working. why are you looking for me replacement orlov you are my sixth and what, and the fact that the capital fell is already the seventh, and i'm with the sixth, like a beggar. horror, meanwhile at the school for the preparation of catherine's favorites courteous compliments to speak teach at school teach at school there hello seduce with their money to live teach at school teach at school we'll talk. remember, you can't remind her. you can't tell about her age.

to express you here such generally it is impossible to do. allow me to introduce myself, however, sanja grafone's best seducer of the world went to you, that he went crazy, we're not going anywhere let's go. why are you here, i want to win the heart of the empress empress. well, let's say you achieve your goal. can you provide for your woman if the empress chooses me? i provide not only mine, but all kyrgyz women. let's see what you can do. imagine that i am the empress sovereign. i love you, that won't do. come on, here he is the empress wanted to replace, but i recognized you. are you a fast learner? remember the main thing is dancing. imagine that you are the empress. you are beautiful, i can invite you all to dance

indispensable. he will not dance like that in our life, let's go. you need a lot more time at the ball. for political achievements, everyone calls me the great katerina pubis, katerina won katerina mother bravo bravo, lord supernyak you engineer kulibin with another invention call. he created fireworks with which you can write inscriptions in the sky. come on, set fire to oh, damn it yourself, only after the threat of food at the end of the exclamation mark, go on with your work. not

yes. yot, and who is this handsome young man. this is a famous kyrgyz catcher. allow me to introduce myself count de sanjar, and i liked you from afar, if only from afar he was generally handsome. i am from kyrgyzstan not empty-handed. yes, here you have mutton wool, mutton fat, mutton thighs, and what will you collect later, but can i invite you to the blue dumplings dance? and the empress did not speak twice two nine the capital of great britain shymkent with a letter. and you're such

a fool, what's going on here? do you hear? boy? go for a walk, you see i'm pecking here. what you said? he said pecking at him here go for a walk. ekaterina, we urgently need to talk in private, so talk in private , listen to the song, this is a visit, lord, yes, stop guessing the melodies, don’t interfere, i’ll fight for ekaterina . i won’t teach you anymore. i'm going into business. i won't teach you anymore. i'm going

into business. where are you going, stop playing duel. with damn now something will die for something will die. so excuse me, this is all my german roots. go on. well, let's continue your choice, sir. i choose a saber then i choose united russia then

in whiteness i will drip on you, i will cut off your eyes. but i’ll crush you all the best soft-boiled, and i ’ll just shoot you for the sanchak. i am kyrgyz football that i am dying. sovereign, i want you to give russian citizenship to the kyrgyz. i agree, and you can do the same only loudly and towards kazakhstan

, dear friends. this is how the kyrgyz received russian citizenship in the 18th century. or maybe not so now.

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is playing very cool. yes, very cool. this is didulya what kind of didulya is metallica playing? it's metallica without the didulas. and what is metallica without didula? yes, shut up, let me

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chat with friends. then we'll just check our lottery tickets, dreamlion, national lottery. tomorrow at the first history in our club is far away, not every team is capable and for this it is not necessary, how to spend years, spending them on the stage of our club. let's just say it recently. its history began literally. here in this let's say a year. and it started quite noticeably. so, on the stage, the kvn team, service entrance, the city of kursk. i used to be a bad young man. i smoked cigarettes. i sipped wine. i

used to go out with little girls, but then they taught me to play kvs, this roots changed my destiny. i am grateful to life for this. i am a good kvnschik. i love this game. come on, come on. the case, i want to thank fate for finding me with people like alexander vasilyevich maslyakov now we are doing it together with them to convey thanks to kvn i am play here now. come on, come on.

thank you friends hello people again we are alexander vasilyevich tell me honestly, we staged a musical freestyle on purpose . you knew that armavir is translated from ancient krasnodar as a musical freestyle well, you can’t openly play along with us like that. no, we still decided

to give our rivals a chance. so less talented people were specially brought from armavir. for example, meet valery budgets. hello valery, what are you doing? i am the first performer in the budget chanson genre. and what is a budget chanson? well, this is a song about what to steal from the budget, it's bad and my song is about that, i made friends with the lord from childhood, i'm a piece of him. that's the whole song. why did you stop me? i didn’t stop you, you stopped yourself, that i didn’t stop, i thought. i, that this is not enough for me and again i put my hand into the budget, then

i didn’t know that i would soon sit down for a very, very, very many years. so it turns out from two million. you stole one million eight hundred is the thought. she didn't give me one either. the required amount of rest was not enough 200. you are not i knew exactly where to get them, but i did not have time to open them. i opened the door of the safe, as they began to knock on my office. why didn't you open the door? i lit the evidence, burned a lemon in the fireplace, burned a lemon abroad, and the riot police knocked on the door, the essence of this song. don't steal money. the reason is exactly one million. imagine the whole city of music with us. yes, the other day even drobysh called,

damn, let's, i 'll put your city in other cities with tours. by the way , our musical gymnasium has a very good director of the musical gymnasium. today since us arrived. meet good evening, dear friends. because he has no hearing, no hearing, kolya and who are you trying to fool? yes, understand, what kind of music is he, he does not know elementary things, two plus two cannot add up. maybe the answer turns out to be wrong, right? kolya let's two plus two thursday. it's already closer at least on che let's think yeah so why did my son get expelled from school. you understand, he does not go to classes all day for school go. rybak you read your own. that's what we're going there for.

so, you count, let's go two plus two siberia is cold, come back to thursday woman woman. well, why do you need to listen to this music, we didn’t buy a drum for him in vain. here the whole day goes to him drumming around the house. our neighbors hate us. they are drowning from above, trying to set fire to it from below. it's good that the efficiency is 0 at the same time. so let's get together one plus one four early. i changed the terms. woman well we will take his music school, but only on a paid basis on a paid basis we agree money. i have. i get alimony for him from three different men. yep, you're ready. let's two plus two four just kidding, 170. here you are, alexander vasilievich lyosha, you're lying. in fact

, not everything is so musical in armavir. we have two news for you. one good one, one bad good is that we have a rap group, and the bad one is that she is bad and will come on this stage now. meet the gun, as always does not give a hand. i remember. so, in short, at least one song and get out of here. bro you didn't talk to us like that. we are actually stars. yes, we even clean stadiums. maybe collected no bro, we know what we're doing. let's go the first track. go. this track is about the ioc, the international olympic committee is not about the meteorological center let's go. what are you? bastards allow yourself. but

no, about the international olympic committee for sure, right? yes, and the wrong weather forecast is announced. but no, about the hydrometeorological center , yes, yes, yes, as it was originally. and then they won't let us go to the olympics. listen bro, let's decide for ourselves who we hate more. and then we never made this rap late for sure, there is an option. calm down, i 'll put you in jail for 15 days, bro. you scare us with a warm room in a three-time food. we agree, of course, let's get out of here. quick, wait. we are a really great team. we can perform directly at various events. and both for the happy ones and for the sad ones. in the sense of look, listen, let's go so beautiful, fuck, stop breathing , go crazy to sing like that, and your rap is generally complete

garbage. understandable bro. don't tell us for rap. we are not in rap the first day the second no third no. bro a couple more tries. he will guess. so after get out of here. come on, okay, everything bro the last track that everyone will like let's go, all two zeros, two zeros three fours two ones. yes, sign up with my mother for eyelashes. yulia took pills for her brain . yulia ran out of pills in july. and now yulia, along with the pigeons, is running around the square, calming down quickly. i’ll call reinforcements now, tell me seriously, let me take my friends. get out of here.

dear friends, in fact, we did not deceive you, armavir is not a musical city. yes? so what if it's not musical, but we live in it like clockwork. thank you. with you was the kvn team russian road team aku. and recently, in jurmala, there was a rise of bards, about which our lucy found out in response , the bards also learned that what was supposed to be a meeting of bards was going there. and the vicissitudes of female friendship. i asked the

ash tree, where is my beloved ash tree, did not answer. me shaking my head. no, at first i also went nuts, i think i'm out of my mind. i asked the cloud, then i asked the moon. no, some kind of prince elisha turns out. i immediately asked my friend, where is my beloved friend answered, sincere friend answered faithful no you don’t have a loved one, you have there is no loved one, you will never have a loved one. no, she didn't really

suffer. or rather, i have a kind of different ending, as if if i hadn't killed her. but i won’t sing it now, what’s sad? to which i will immediately sing my song from my last disc, my last disc gubin the best. such girls are like stars that shine from night to morning one of them, seeing just fall in love once and for all. but if you are an ordinary guy and you don’t have a dough to warm you up, it’s just that lucy is a girl like me, a girl like me will haunt you.

i continue under the following opening brand, teams of two generations performed at different times and both managed to win the main award of the big kiwi in zolotoy for the first time. this happened in 1999 for the second time in 2003. now she is with you.

now you see that they are elected today

by both generations together with the national team of the republic of tatarstan four tatars. the kvn team likes to remember to help your favorite respirator. guys, understand, we are a unique team, we won golden kivins under all russian presidents the first we won under yeltsin the second under putin and today may be our last

opportunity to win something under medvedev and that's why god himself told us to get a birdie today. i mean, well, we're tatars, but we can't have pork, but guys can do poultry. it's great to listen, how glad i am to see you all. 6 years have passed and you haven't changed at all, seriously. well let's go? so i'm not going anywhere with you oh no, i've changed. guys, let's show those tatars who are used to seeing here. favorites

without you without you. here look what it happens when they are fresh people show me fresh films. we continue one more irony of the kazakhs in kvn lies in the fact that we, as the most singing team of this season , have not yet sung our best song. where can i get the best song now? i know where to get the best song. bedrosovich, do you know the kazakhs? of course you've been in

the major league for so long. i grew up with your jokes. and we learned thanks to your songs. i mean , actually, we're on your side. let's prove to the whole world that they are stealing from you songs. i know that you are the most singing team, but i don't quite understand you. let's start singing your song. we will pick up and you will understand everything. we have agreed to. why so cruel? mature flies morning to sleep. queen of inspiration god of heroin op op. i

love you. i always god what a man. i want a son from you. you only need to know one thing. uh, you gotta pump up, you gotta pump up. why the voices of the stars? in semi-brothers, barely audible probably because all these are my choo-choo feelings in a big balloon, stop smiling normal orientation only through the walls fabrics. he took you forever.

go if you want, dough forget them. i if i already sang something. nothing to return. krug grab the handrails, peek. unidentified object

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the bank will recalculate it at 4% per annum and return the difference. come in for money mail, a bank with girls, tender, sausage, plum buns, tender sausages with them are delicious. tomorrow we will cook meat in them and cream.

there are things that only you can do. the rest will be delivered, divide the cases with yandex i am often asked how to prepare for vacation, sbp, just pay for purchases online. pay for purchases through the fast payment system and participate in the draw. channel one announces a set of participants for

the new season of the voice project go to the channel one website, fill out the form and upload music files with your voice. to consider that the most kvn competition is a warm-up, it’s hard not to agree with this, but in my opinion, maybe the biathlon competition can be put in second place. uh, because this is a literary joke contest. but as it is known that a text reprise is a combat unit. uh, kvn games about snow knows up to ten rhymes per word. turning the cold screen in the kitchen, the husband corrected the tone singing in his wife’s soul. but she didn’t understand that yegor

was taking a shower for the first time with a girl when he began to pour water from kovshik on her and condemn from the mountains water, sleigh, dirt and thinness. in a geography lesson, first-grader kolya found honduras and a nickname until the eleventh grade. here everything is in crisis, the authors of the series on ntv because the combination of the words cop law and thief are over. further, please, petya no longer wanted to know where the children come from, but there was no stopping dad. to the next circle, please, the fact that the girl was drunk betrayed her red eyes, because it 's impossible to smear lipstick on a sober one. does the cleaner in the kremlin know the phrase where to wash in 19 languages? the donor arrived at the hospital with two transfers.

next, please, the part was so secret that sergei could only tell everyone that he served in boots. in the supermarket, a very economical woman is so i chose dumplings for a long time, which froze my face. few people even want to present this picture, who know that valuev was called names and humiliated at school, he died, but they called him names and humiliated him. ivan from the rubric can't be helped, brother. anna semenovich often drives away sinful thoughts from himself. julia silton maslyakov and in this

program, in addition to tsekalo, they fell silent, and also martirosyan from svetlakov. i liked this joke. the next musical number with the forces of the team detective agency moonlight, belgorod with the advent of the internet it's a golden age for people who are looking for a quick fame so two friends are recording a video to upload it to the internet. oh-oh-oh-oh, hello everyone, this vidos will be cooler than the gangs cost. it's cooler than a cat that got up and went, but support us , it will be hard for us. and it will be hard for you all today it will be very hard and do not forget to leave your comments. turn up the music.

friends friends we hope that after our video the desire to approach the computer will last at least 2 weeks. you finally go outside, wait, fresh spring air. yes

fall in love at last, but we'll die now. and in the end, i just would like to say, thank you, that a team like us has the opportunity to play kvn on stage, the higher league and we are very teams of the detective agent team give us a great finish line on the stage kvn team pyatigorsk pyatigorsk

for our team the finish line this is the moscow-pyatigorsk train. so, 3 hours after the game , the kazan railway station, olya, can we go to the lower shelves today? and tanya and i love russian roulette at the top. oh, and this is definitely our last game i put my teeth in pyatigorsk. well, girls come out, that's all it hurts, katyusha and then dig there, yes, in a bag in the side.

could not that today maslyakov boarding on the fast train moscow-pyatigorsk is announced, the numbering of cars from the head will be a suitcase. guys, you go, i 'll sit a little. i'll catch up. all right, come on, come on, come on. alexander vasilyevich, do you think i don't see you? what are you hiding behind the trees? well,

we came to see you off, sit down sit down sit down so no words are needed, okay. still, they arrived. you forgive me for making you worry race through the city at night, well just by phone. it wouldn't be right, that's why i dropped it. alexander vasilievich remember our first performance, you then cut out a joke about the fsb for us. i just now realized that in fact, you weren’t afraid of the fsb, it’s just that the joke is not funny, right? and remember our last jurmala festival.

do you think ern remembers? alexandra sergeevich, you know, i was selling chickens in the market, yes, but then, when i got to kvn, i realized that i wasn’t smoking akura? in general, you know how i met kvn he was then 42 years old. i went to our house of culture, i see the local one is so cheerful and resourceful. i fell in love like a girl. yes oh , and away we go, where he goes and i he is at the sochi festival, obviously at the sochi festival. he is at the jurmala festival. i follow him. and then he realized that we had a serious relationship with him and got to know you. now it has become. here we part with him. and that's how i love it.

please tell him that sometimes, in order to save love, you need to part on time. now zhukov is probably sitting, thinking pyatigorsk to ask how they do it so that it snows when it needs to, right? delayed for 5 minutes, because, well, we won't give the beasts to people.