and we you sing, we sing everything else everything is just one two three ole oh it's just tears. they cannot be understood at all.

thank you unbelievable friends. i'll tell you that everyone knows the tradition of all their people. in general, everyone knows what will happen to the population of the moon therefore.

i cover the huge zones that the night opened to me, meeting the pink dawn there the population. the crow you so wanted to be alone does not forget about me. you fall asleep then, as always you were made, so far away. when the court of all

the wife came about me, you forgot everything so easily. you will forget about me, maybe only foul. leave me, only they have only a drop of a vest, jesus is warmer to me, the war is only about me, the heart is nothing.

and it's so easy for me.

you will forget. leave

for me only to say. you will forget in me. it seems

the lord thank you friends

hello dear viewers e on the air podcast jokes today, as always with you, i am vadim galygin and roman yunusov cheers. hooray! hello , ours, as if this is some kind of match we have between you. tell me, please, was the anecdote a part of your life at all? or are you just here. well, somewhere i heard mine grandmother, she was very fond of telling jokes, grandmother. yes, usually here they say that my dad is there in general, my grandmother is my grandmother. yes, she loved to tell me a joke. and i was surprised, and uh, too, right to me at night, but it was said, so, and in the company, when relatives gathered at the table , they sat at the table and had fun for the night. - into the hole. well, i

don’t remember now, but i can only say one thing, that these were very funny jokes and always necessary. the guy told, even. if we traveled somewhere with her, i remember we went to nalchik to travel with her. she is in the group in our excursion group, when we walked there on some rocks, caves , we looked at something somewhere, she walked in a group. uh, just uh, she told jokes to everyone, yes, and everyone laughed and had fun about such a guide. clearly eclipsed just a guide, she took her hands all the way. well, in fact, when a group just gets tired, it goes a lot, a lot, a lot from many attractions to another like once in these moments, when the guide had nothing to say, maybe there was nothing to pause, and she still filled this pause, but with some funny anecdotes, and the whole group had fun , invigorated and went further forward to watch another attraction, by the way, an interesting format , in general, that is, they don’t just tell there, but about the color of the area, which i don’t know where you walk there, but i travel, but once again, it turns out from the point of view. by the way, here's the tower there. yes, here's

a joke about it. yes how many times do we tour in buses took microphones all the time. what about walking far? do you remember the plane? do you remember the plane when we flew to the festival and just took this phone, in which passengers at school are happy to welcome. pay attention to the left we see magnificent clouds. even alexander sergeevich pushkin himself wrote about clouds, and you came up with on the go, just clouds. clouds you are my clouds. look left. what clouds something like that, i remembered a joke when, uh, well, in general, the plane the commander of the ship there made an announcement there, well, the plane is there. well, u we have it goes and forgets to turn off the connection. yes. this one, yes. and he says to the co-pilot, well, now i’ll drink a coffee and go and the stewardess will dry the whole plane from the stewardess from the tail section of the plane. she just runs , stumbles, falls, and grandma one

says to her, dear. take your time, they will still drink coffee, and i remembered, and not only before the plane takes off and everything is gaining altitude and the stewardess, and as if the whole crew understands that there are 100 people on board, and only 50 took lunch with them. well, two times less. well, we need to come up with something. well, it means to be carried out takes the radio. that's the volume here, that distinguished passenger. we must welcome you on board our airline on board we have 100 people, but we took only 50 meals with us, but we have therefore, here is a small promotion from our airline to you passengers who decide, and give their meals in favor of other passengers from our special companies. alcoholic gift free booze one hour of flight passes the next announcement, dear passengers, we have 49 meals left on board, maybe someone wants to have a bite, dear psg, remember, but good

evening, dear passengers found there along the route such and such it will pass at an altitude of 11.000 m there, and on board our aircraft. there are two bars. and a disco. uh, small fitness room, three bowling alleys, and now it's all hers. yes, and we'll try to take me off once. uh, if we're moving like that, we're talking a bit of travel and, uh, we're moving around traveling in cars. but i don’t remember, in my opinion, they were also together and lyokha and i were alone. we were driving. uh, somewhere from some city in the far east somewhere and we are stopped by traffic cops and they find out and it was for a long time and then there were, in my opinion, all these phones with cooler cameras just started, and he says, i don’t have a phone with me. so i want to take a picture with you for memory. you can also talk to lyokha. well, of course you can. how

are we going to draw then? here we will be or what? or as he says no. now a second went to the post is returning with a radar, and we took pictures on the radar. yes, yes, but i am the first with a traffic cop on the radar. well, that's cool. by the way, it reminded me of a joke about a traffic cop driving a car so you violate there so crooked, otherwise he slows down and a girl gets behind the wheel. well, this one is clearly under the closet and right in front of him just spits chocolate candy at his feet and says, you won’t believe it with liquor, by the way, you know that i always thought how many jokes about traffic cops. yes , there, well, so conditionally, now even with such a structure no, well, everyone understands this. who are we talking about. tell me, what do you think, how much this degree of resentment, maybe,

when, well, they tell jokes there about the police, the police, about some traffic cops there, and well, jokes, first of all, they must be funny. and here it is, as if the degree of insult, as you think, here but i think that every employee has his own favorite anecdote about him. that is, yes, some kind of accountants are somehow our own, but we will call it that about traffic cops. the main thing here, probably still as a quality. when you, for example, here, well, were joking somewhere or telling and then someone there you know, they stop you saying, and it’s you, come on, here, of course, of course, and you’re not and not alone, since it’s it was you, thus what kind of people. well, that means let's go. at we have contests with a special one for you there is a contest. yes it is clear. well, that is, but how much is it? well, about doctors, well, it seems to me, here, for example, well, here is the category yes of medical workers. yes, she is one of the best doctors. in my opinion, such price tags, yes, in general

, vast territories for humor, when the doctors themselves are joking, why can they say to themselves , let's say that you won't come anywhere and feel it. oh, you told a joke about a doctor there. oh well, i have there special contests for you. yes, i would even i'll sew the tests, yes or i'll cut off something the lord is just an anecdote. here, which is just about the patient, that the patient lies before the operation, he needs to cut it out. this one, as his appendicitis, i can show myself , because i was cut out and i can say , i was probably 12 or 13 years old . well, that is, there , in a couple of days, the new year and my mother brought me, which means that the ward is already this little christmas tree such, uh, artificial, like the new year, you will be idly here, i don’t give a damn, how will you spend the new year's meeting. i 'm not going to celebrate the new year in the hospital. i ran away. okay, i did well. that's it with you. well, i dragged it there so that the seams would not come apart. i left to get married. yes, seams. yes,

yes, he left, celebrated the new year, returned , forgot, almost reached the house. the bloody trail is already being chased by doctors. he couldn't have gone far. here, he will not tell the new year, i ride. i celebrated the new year at home, then the truth came back. and there , there, i put some things there, you know, like a person is sleeping as if there is, what are you there, you know it's like a close friend who, you know, does this all the time, damn it, even on a recorder. here, i mean it as if you were real, but under the covers, i don’t remember. so here lies the patient the patient lies match in the ward. he needs to have an operation to remove his appendix. there's a knock at the door. he is such

a driver , his sister is such a table on wheels, which means that he takes such a rag from her and throws away a shaving kit there. it comes up to the patient and takes off the blanket, so they take off their underpants, takes it on board, this is confident, confident, so here he takes everything, shaves everything for him, shaved everything before the operation, puts his underpants back on. so, from above, the department throws and takes this cart of his. and so he leaves the ward and the man lies like that. and stop. uh, sorry uh girl. and maybe a question. yes, why did you knock? so listen, but there are, there are jokes that are generally, well, very strange, but they are about some kind of hmm, let's say a trait of some kind of character, that is, in general, well, as it were, about everything and nothing . we are very funny. here i will give you an example of such a very like. this is an anecdote, because, firstly, it is narrowly specific, it seems to be

about one of these sports disciplines, well, such expensive ones are about golf. it's about something completely different. and you tell you two players are playing everything, there is a smile there, everything is class. so confidently everything there you know nostril to nostril passes there for the same amount and suddenly one pays attention and says, uh, i'm sorry. uh, are you playing? uh, well, as if with one sword i will consider you. eh, how would you run this club with you. no, that is. well, it's nothing to ride with you. you have one ball. he says, well, yes. and if he flies away, i don’t know, into the forest, now we are playing simply. he says it's not an ordinary ball. he's such a special ball. he when he flies into the forest, he starts. so make such a beep, and i will always find such

a look. well, the ball, like a regular ball, he again puts this ball, beats it again. he says, i'm sorry. right now we have a blow across the lake ahead of us. i see you play well, but all the same, he is bulki and that's all and fell into the lake. and what, and this is not a simple ball. he, when falls into the water, firstly, it is made of such a material that it does not sink, and it starts a sound signal and swims to the shore itself. and so it continues to play well. we are already here, well, we still have to go. there are four more holes, and already the sun has almost set. well, it's already dark. right now , he’s just going to fly away somewhere, he didn’t fit in at all. it’s just not known where and everything in the dark is there, how will you be where it still squeaks, damn it, this is an unusual golf ball, he made such a material that as soon as twilight, as soon as everything gets dark, twilight ends and darkness. he starts to glow like he isn't. light so pulsating soft and and where did you

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any tinkoff card and choose your payment method online with a tinkoff phone sticker, he is one of a kind. we are back in the studio for the jokes podcast, dear friends, we continue our program in the studio. i vadim galygin and roman yunusov actually noticed him. well, for some reason, people themselves come up with less jokes now. here. well, really just a small number of them appear fresh. why a lot well , no, well, compared, as i say. okay, tell me a fresh anecdote. let's want? yes, look at a man in a construction robe, and he flies into an elite car dealership in moscow , uh, how much does this most expensive suv cost you, 25? thousand not rubles. yes, so

what? here it is, but you can take a loan for a year, the seller says. yes, of course, you can apply for about 20 there 4,000 not rubles per month. he says a little expensive, but you can take a loan for 2 years. here, well , of course, it is possible for 12 somewhere there for 11.5 thousand. eh, it will be a little expensive for me to pay rubles a month. and you can take a loan for 3 years. here is a man, maybe it makes sense, uh, take a cheaper car here, maybe of course, and it makes sense. well, i broke it, i drove in just like that. i fell into just such a stove. so you want to say that the new joke, that the new joke is old, how bearded you are, how really old he is. okay, come on, now rock scissors, paper, let's play who loses. e. well, if i lose i beard, right here right now like c'mon, you guys are something now. i did no,

that's right, that's straight. and if you lose grow, well, such as mine. listen , it will take me forever, this one again right now right now on the podcast, if rock, paper, scissors, if i lose, i shave off my beards. if you lose, you grow the same board, and a mustache, and in the next podcast i lead in a beard with a mustache. there is not even grow up guys make-up artists , please, you must have, how he trimer, for example, let's stone first ready stone, scissors and paper one two three. haha. carry guys where are you carrying? anything here razor scissors something there oh wow. a like here, right? the hair will fall out, but i don’t know, i wanted a bucket for

the guys’ hair, someone wants to throw biological materials as a keepsake. by the way, you can participate and can come up with something to do, for example, well, can you do something about the brief? first over the drift. maybe he wanted to say that the iranian writer alpha and shavuf, ibl, are visiting us. and can i do the first one on top of the brief, of course, or you can leave only the mustache. uh, in honor of your favorite politician ready. wait. let's not joke, please. now these, let me argue your eyebrows. yes , so ready my friends. now i 'll leave it to you, right? such, yes.

so, if the joke is about the barbershop, you know you look like you could play songwriters on something. oh, carols, pancakes, sweets, oh, lyuli, white lyuli. and if you have a guitar and you will be everything, we are done. all thanks are ready, that i can leave it for you for free. then i'll glue it. why did you remove

this wonderful chubchik from him? yes, this is the only chubchik that you can really play some kind of burgam player. yes? you see, this is how cool story turned out. and you had a lot of such disputes, when you had to, well, win the argument. uh, well, you know, famous ones like, for example, there the boyars walked for a very long time, mikhail sergeevich in a scarf. oh, and a hat. remember, he went everywhere appeared. yes, there someone has grown some kind of mustache. have you ever argued like this excitement. i have a dispute not that it was not, but once. for some reason, i now remember stories from the past again. think about their future is normal , you have eyeliner, so i have all the stories from the past guys, of course, i remember the face of the future let's go. here, let's go. we somehow went to venus from afar, in short, there was an argument. you know what once i remember how we argued

quit smoking, when you remember her and you and you quietly hid secretly with lyosha , smoked and came to wash. we set you on fire. i won then this dispute and we set you on fire. and you, how did the children justify themselves here , and we say, come on, give your hand a sniff with your finger it stinks. and you well what is it? we are adults, and we argued, by the way, for money. well, uh, i remember the car that lesha and i they bet, you know what , that there was one program culinary program known on one channel, and he says, i bet if they invite us there, i will say such a dish, about which, well, they won’t agree, they bet we should do this culinary program . it’s just that then, right here , they absolutely allowed this program, what will you cook? yeah he'll say right now he's constantly speakerphone. hello alexey we want to invite you to a cooking show from the novel. eh, and now we need to understand what will happen

prepare. here is the bull testicles, and on that, silence at the end of the wire we have no italian restaurant, the bull testicles program. and they look at me on the speakerphone. well, like, now wait, will they agree or not? i don't think i'm well technically looked at, because now to do. well, well, we are waiting for you then to shoot everything there. let's have a program. we look on the internet like, well, lyokha cooks, and there are bull testicles, settlers there at home. yes, in general, i had to cook bull seeds. i remember that this is the only cooking program that has cooked seeds, but i don’t know, maybe not the only ones , and you know it was funny when we cooked them. lyokha makes some kind of salad there. i made some kind of salad of my own, and naturally, at the end of cooking any culinary program. you need to taste properly. uh-huh it's so what you cooked and the next one was. i say yes.

as if you understand what they should be. you know what a knife does to pretend that and you have never eaten this dish before, no no. and how when well i didn't buy and to cook hmm but in what places? i do not speak cook, but such e you reminded me of a story about a culinary this story. she is cheerful because it is in a village right in belarus in a village right in the village a village. that is, not some kind of settlement, uh, an urban settlement, like, but directly the village in which we left to celebrate. we have a birthday because there was such a base on the river. e with a bath there, you can even be there, but my two friends, uh, friends know them very well zhenya and aktai, they went to the village store in the village in order to by surprise, a lot more people came than

well, actually, i think i invited everyone there , instead of 30 people there . and so they said, now everything will be fine, we will go, like, well, to the village store and buy everything there. and what is a village shop in belarus? they stand here, so on the same shelf there are rubber boots, then sweets, then cigarettes, a bucket of flour, sugar, some kind of dress, some confiscated tv. yes, there is more, well, everything is still for sale. everything is like that you know like this. eh, everything for life there. well, come take a look. well, mostly cereals. there, some kind of bread, i don’t see that especially. there’s nothing here and you won’t take any there. uh, nothing was sold with sausage. that is, and suddenly they look at this refrigerator. here, as it were , the one in which the ice cream is opened is stored there and there the ice cream is actually sold and dumplings are sold. and, of course,

we will put the simplest thing for everyone there now. that is, there we cook for me there further. to honor their put out there for over a fishing there for three days and they good afternoon, she hello, what is it there, it’s the one that sells all this there, and in the rural store she tells us very much, please. all the dumplings looked at them like that. he says, yes, there are a lot of us. that is, you are there. do not be surprised, there, like someone is joking, zhenya has money there. well, that's it. yes, yes, yes, that's all. so she took the packages there and started uploading them, posted the website for them and doesn’t look there, well, there’s still some left in the fridge, that is, well, i got a lot of packs, and they so reproachful they say to her, we said all pelmeni she turns her hands into a box. and it's not dumplings. this is raviolite. yes,

such a ravioli raviola, right? well, there are all sorts of culinary anecdotes here, which , uh, with some kind of these preparations there. you know somehow such culinary. well, i remembered the history and the dispute at the same time culinary history and the dispute, but the seed. bullish ki prompted me to another completely anecdote even cooler. yes, when the wife returns from work, she gets it. uh, husband at home with his mistress and grabs for a gun, but the wall is like that. stop , stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, dear, what are you , what are you, what are you ? well, stop it. well, well, what are you, and so load the hop there, this cartridge is the second stop, stop. stop. well, what are you, well, give me a chance. come on, we're adults.

well, give me a chance, she is. let 's swing from side to side further pushed, remember, there was a joke now you will understand when the world blonde contest is going on, you know not and they took it sitting, well the world championship in blondes, that is, in general , only blondes from different countries took everything and already in the final of the competition and there is already a winner. she already kind of won, but in order for her, uh, to take possession of the crown with diamonds encrusted. there, emeralds are a very expensive thing, so she, uh, took this crown as a reward. she needs to answer one. well, an additional question and a presenter in such a beautiful suit, that is, all the television cameras of the world, in general, tv channels cover everything live there, these blondes. freeze, he says, ruslan competition. you must answer one question and the crown, yours is all there and-and these girls are sitting. she is standing

here. my chest is swaying, my heart is pounding there, and he twice two and such took all and and she three and he m-m hall, and he says, well, you, well, you were one step away from this wonderful crown. you were at one and then the hall starts all together in a unified impulse of a blonde. yes, there is a sha g. yes, there is a chance, well , the presenter really liked her, and he has never been like this, never at our competition, he leads, there for many years. you are just really very liked. and i will really give you a chance, as the audience asks, because you are beautiful. you really are the most beautiful blonde on our planet, and i ask you twice twice again. everything in general is my heart. it's just that now it will tear the dress so beautifully. five he well,

well, well, how so? can i take you there? give her a chance. yes, there is a chance someone has already started whistling, and he just says, we are live. i know that i will be fired. now after this competition, but i don’t really like you very much, and i’m just there already, everything is there for him ear yelling just ends there. he says, i ask again twice two and she. four he azal, give her a chance. give her, by the way, a very large number of jokes about blondes. and you know that scientists have proven that everything is exactly the opposite, well, i don’t remember what blondes are. well, it's no different. that 's just a type of jokes. it will make

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