[000:00:00;00] american satellites for the needs of the apu, such services were included in a new package of military assistance to kiev from washington that too much in carrying out a terrorist attack on the crimean bridge indicates the involvement of western intelligence services, said the first deputy permanent representative of russia to the un at a meeting of the security council of the world organization. dmitry polyansky noted that ukraine has essentially turned into a private military company hired by washington, london and brussels. i have not heard any condemnation of this act of terrorism from any of the western sponsors of the kiev regime. and we have yet to figure out to what extent westerners were involved in the preparation and implementation of this terrorist attack. in particular, the british intelligence services, too much points to this. now the latest situation in the special operation zone, as reported by the ministry of defense , the russian military in the donetsk direction repelled 13 enemy attacks per day , about 700 nationalists and a large number of weapons of militants were destroyed,

the liquidated american artillery m77 system and polish self-propelled crab. our fighters in the section kept a few regular ammunition fueled air defense systems shot down three storm cruise missiles and the same number of mars multiple rocket launchers. and in conclusion about new temperature records in the northwest, china in the village of xiadbao recorded +52 degrees for the first time in the history of observation . abnormal heat in turkey, the resort of antalya was plus 46 and according to forecasts it will not become cooler, at least until the end of the week due to the heat in the country blazing forest fires do not allow weather to cope with fires, and in greece, in kalivea , the fire spread to residential buildings, somewhere evacuation only from children's camps, not far from loutraki, more than

a thousand children were taken to safe places. by now, it's all good to see you. all class go. so confidently everything there you know nostril to nostril passes there for the same amount and suddenly one pays attention and says, uh, i'm sorry. uh, are you playing? well, like a sword. i look at you, as if the clubs are running with you. no, that is, well, don't ride anything. you have one ball. he says, well, yes, and if he flies away, i don’t know, into the forest, now we are playing. he says it's not an ordinary ball. he's such a special ball. he when he flies into the forest, he starts. so you are you to make such a sound signal and i will always find such a look. well, the ball, like a regular ball, he again puts this ball,

beats it again. he says, i'm sorry. right now we have a blow across the lake ahead of us. i see you play well, but all the same, he bulki fell into the lake. and what, and this is not a simple ball. he, when he gets into the water, firstly, he is of such a material that he does not sink, and he starts a sound signal and he swims to the shore. and so it continues to play well. we are already here, well, we still have to go. there are four more holes, and already the sun has almost set , well, it's already dark. right now, he’s just going to fly away somewhere, he didn’t fit in at all. it's just not known where and everything is in the dark there, how will you be there you pika where he squeaks more, damn it, this is an unusual golf ball. he made such material that as soon as twilight only now everything gets dark ends twilight and darkness. he begins to glow like that, not he , with such a pulsating soft light. and where did you

find it? we are back in the studio for the jokes podcast, dear friends, we continue our program in the studio. i'm vadim galygin and roman yunusov, i noticed, in fact. well , for some reason, people themselves come up with less jokes now. here, well, it's really just a small number of them appear fresh. why many well no compared? ok then. tell me a modern fresh anecdote. come on, do you want? yes look at a man in a construction robe, but he flies into e. in the elite car showroom in moscow here. how much does this most expensive one cost you? a suv 25 thousand not rubles, so what? here it is, but you can take a loan for a year , the seller says. yes, of course, you can apply

for about 20 there 4,000 not rubles per month. he says a little expensive, and you can take a loan for 2 years. well, of course, it is possible for 12 somewhere there for 11.500. eh, it will be a little expensive for me to pay rubles a month. and you can take a loan for 3 years. here is a man, maybe be make sense uh, get a cheaper car here. well, maybe of course, and it makes sense. well , i broke it, i drove in just like that. i just fell into such and such a stove. so you want to tell a new joke, that the new joke is old, how bearded you are, what a really old joke it is. okay okay come on, now rock paper scissors, let's play who loses. e. well, if i lose i beard, right here right now like c'mon, you guys now. i did no. what floor am i on right here live here grow. a? and, if you lose , you grow, well, one like mine. listen

, it will take me forever, this one again now right now on the podcast, if rock scissors paper, if i lose, i shave off my beard and mustache. if you lose, you grow the same beard and lead the next podcast in a beard with a mustache. even if it does not grow up, make-up guys, please, you should have how it is a trimmer, for example, first the stone is ready, paper scissors, 1, 2 3. haha carry guys where are you carrying? anything over here razor scissors, what did you bring there? have oh wow. how about here, right? the hair will fall out, but i don’t know, i was walking you wanted a bucket for the hair of the guys, someone wants to throw biological materials as a keepsake. by the way, you can participate and you can

come up with something to do, for example, what are you doing over the brief, you can make the first tear. maybe i wanted to say that the iranian writer alpha and shavuf ibn are our guests. or maybe i'll do the first one over the brief. and you can leave only the mustache. uh, in honor of your favorite political the figure is ready. wait. come on, no jokes, please, now these, let me argue with you, uh, eyebrows. yes, so ready my friends. now i'll leave you a funny beard, right? such, yes. it will be very funny, what with the mustache and sideburn,

huh? so, if the joke is about a hairdresser, you know you look like you could play something in songs. oh, carols, pancakes, sweets, oh, lyuli, white lyuli. and if you have a guitar and you will be everything, we are done. thank you all ready that i'm free for you. so take this peignoir off him. thank you thank you very much, this can be left. then if i choose i'll glue it. why did you remove this wonderful chubchik from him? yes, this is the only chubchik for whom you can really play some kind

of burganista? uh-huh yes, you see, it's a cool story turned out. and you had a lot of such disputes, when you had to, well, win the argument. well, you know, they are famous, like, for example, the boyars there walked for a very long time, mikhail sergeevich in a scarf. oh, and a hat. remember, he walked everywhere around here. yes , there someone grew some kind of mustache. you ever so excitement understood? i have a dispute not that it was not, but once. for some reason, i now remember stories from the past. think of them in the future, okay , you have an eyeliner that you tell me all the stories from the past, guys. i remember chris of the future. let's go to 2037, let's go. we somehow went to venus from afar, in short, there was an argument. you know what once i remember how we argued to quit smoking, when you remember, and you and you quietly with lyosha hid on the sly, smoked and came we

escaped. we fired you. i won then. this dispute and we set you on fire. and you, how the children justified themselves here no, and we say, come on, give your hand a sniff with your finger there you stink well , what is it? we are adults, and we argued, by the way, for money. well, i remember the car, that lyosha and i argued, you know, for which there was one program, a culinary program known on one channel, and he says, i bet if they invite us there. i will say a dish from which well, they will not agree, they argue. and we took up the culinary program. it’s just that then, right here , nude, they called absolutely for this program, which you'll be cooking, right now constantly speakerphone. hello alexey we would like to invite you to a culinary show. eh, and now we need to understand what you will cook. here are the bull testicles, and on that there is silence at the end of the wire and we have an italian restaurant there is no program that there are bull testicles and they are looking at me loudly,

by the way, like, in general now, wait, will they agree or not? i don't think well technically they look at me, because here ah. what to do now? well, we are waiting for you then. yes, shoot everything. let's have a program. we watch on the internet how well, lyokha cooks, and there are village bull testicles at home. yes, in general, i had to cook bovine meat. i remember that this is the only cooking program that used to cook seeds. and hmm, i don't know, maybe not the only ones. it's simple. and it was, you know , funny when we cooked them. lyokha went to some kind of salad there. i made my own salad. and these at the end of cooking , any culinary program needs what to taste correctly. uh-huh it's so what you cooked and the next one was, right? how as if you understand what they should be. you know what you're doing is to pretend like you

've never eaten. until then, this dish no no. and as when he came, as if, well, i didn’t buy and to cook hmm but in which to fry i don’t say cook, but such e you reminded me of a story about a culinary this story. she is cheerful because it is in a village right in belarus in a village right in the village a village. that is, not some kind of settlement, uh, an urban-type settlement, but a direct village in which we left to celebrate. we are the day birth because there was such a base on the river. e with a bath. there, how could you even be there, but, as soon as my friend, uh, their friends know them very well zhenya and aktay, they went to the village store in the village so that much more people would come as a surprise than well, in general, i think , i invited everyone there to come instead there were 30,000 people. there are 70, that is, and

the products began to run out very quickly. and so they said, now everything will be fine, we will go, like, well, to the village store and buy everything there. a what is a village shop in belarus? here they stand, so on the same shelf there are rubber boots, then sweets, then cigarettes, a bucket of flour, sugar, some kind of dress, some confiscated tv. yes, there is more, well, everything is still for sale. everything is like that. you know this is everything for life. there they came. look basically. these are cereals. there, some kind of bread and they see that there is nothing special here and you won’t take any there. uh, nothing was sold with sausage. that is, and suddenly they look at this refrigerator. here, as it were , the one in which the ice cream is revealed, there stored and there really lies ice cream and dumplings for sale. and, of course, we will put the simplest thing for everyone there now. that is, there we cook for me there, of course. to honor their guests there for three days fishing there and they good afternoon she

hello there, this is a woman who sells everything there, and in the village shop he tells us very much, please. all the dumplings looked at them like that. he says, yes, there are a lot of us. that is, you are there. do not be surprised, there, like someone is joking, zhenya has money there. well, that's it. yes, yes, yes, yes all. so she took the packages, she started laying them out from there, laid out the packages for them, and they look there, well, there is still left in the refrigerator, that is. well, a lot of packs. yes, it remains, and they say so reproachfully. we , we said everything pelmeni she turns her hands into the box like that. and it's not dumplings. this is ravioli. well, you know raviola, right? well, there are all sorts of culinary

anecdotes here, which, uh, with some of these preparations there. you know some kind of culinary management. well, i understood the story and the dispute at the same time culinary history and dispute and semyon nicky bullish me, well, they pushed me to another completely anecdote. even tougher. yes, when the wife returns from work, she gets it. uh, husband is at home with his mistress and grabs a gun on the wall like that. stop , stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, dear, what are you , what are you, what are you ? well, stop it. well, well, what are you going to score like that? load the hop there, this cartridge is the second stop, stop, stop. stop. well, what are you, well , give me a chance. well, stop it, but we are adults. people. well, give me a chance, she is. let's swing from side to side. remember,

there was a joke. now you’ll understand, it’s reminded you when the world blonde contest is going on, you know, no, and you’re sitting in the hall, well, the world blonde championship, that is, in general , there are only blondes from different countries in the hall and already in the final of the competition and there is already a winner. she already kind of won, but in order for her, uh, to take possession of the crown with diamonds as a contestant. there's a very expensive thing with an emerald, so she, uh, took this crown in reward. she needs to answer one. well , an additional question and a presenter in such a beautiful suit, that is, all the television cameras of the world, in general, tv channels cover everything live there, these blondes. freeze, he says, according to the competition. you must answer one question and the crown. yours is all there, and these girls are sitting atlantic, she stands here pecking my chest, that my heart

is pounding there, and he twice two and such come from, and she is three and he is mm hall, and he says, well, what are you, well, you were one step away from that wonderful crown. you were in one and here hall starts all together in a single impulse and blondes, give her a chance, well , the presenter really liked her, and he has never been like this, never at our competition, he leads, there for many years. you just really liked it. and i will really give you a chance, as the audience asks, because you are beautiful. you really are the most beautiful blonde on our planet, and i ask you twice twice again. in general, my heart just breaks there, cries, it's beautiful. five he well, well, well, how so? can i take you there? give

her a chance. yes, there is a chance someone is already whistling started and he just says we're live. i know that i will be fired. now, after this contest, you are not very easy to like, and i'm just there, everyone is already yelling in his ear, everything ends there. he says, i ask again twice two and she. four he azal, yes she has a chance, and there are, by the way, a very large number of jokes about blondes. and you know that scientists have proven that everything is exactly the opposite, well, i don’t remember what blondes are. well, it's no different. that 's just a type of jokes. we again in the studio podcast jokes, dear friends, we continue our program in the studio. i vadim galygin and roman yunusov remember? there were

such, but uh, uh, mobile jackets. yes, yes, everything, gold chain. can you imagine how much 600 is now worth the time, by the way, yes. well, everything came back and so, i remembered a joke about how a new russian gave. eh, a mobile phone for his six-year-old son, but the russian is all, in short, a son, so look, he is a mobile phone for you. if there are any problems with the title, well, everything is fine. all right, it's a new day russian rides. he enters his office from the doorway to work, the whole floor at once, and your son called mikhail ivanovich just now, yes. well, yeah, yeah, yeah. hello, yes, sonulya. estimate we have a dog in the middle of the room, he shat right on the carpet. well, what are you, well, you're an adult guy, come on, take the scoop. take a whisk, clean everything, uh. all without problems, yes, and more for nothing. i don't call like that. an hour passes again. mikhail calls. yes, what is it? dad, look, in short. uh, now a neighbor came to my mother.

they entered the room, and uh, so the neighbor takes off his pants. look, if he calls on the carpet, i won't clean it. you are two jokes. i was reminded just now that my father is going on a business trip to leningrad and he means, uh, children and well, he comes and says this. well, here, there is an older child, an average and a very small one. he says, so children dad goes to leningrad on a business trip, who will now come up with a rhyme for the word leningrad to that, i will bring what he asks the older one to go to leningrad later, dad will buy marmalade. he says well done there middle. come on, that papa is going to leningrad, papa will buy chocolate. well done those times those chocolate, and the younger one