national signs that's good. we then move on now in the letter w wife. you and your wife have been living together for almost 70 years. this is because you are monogamous or because he is just too lazy to be two-lover, yes or a pipe, well, just change to look for thinking. now, many people still live there for a certain amount of time, and therefore they changed, they still live for a certain amount of time, somehow everything is not very about itself. well, i myself, too, you are not tired of each other. now maybe we are already starting, because we are forced to be running together all the time, not and friendly feasts, and not skinning the fact that each of you was engaged in different things, not darling. this is very important, that is, it is very

important that there be a break. uh, yeah it's called co-existence from our wife. i think that if they love us, then they have already hammered it all into their heads and love so attentively, so attentively at one fine moment. and this is to bring up bliss. you start to feel overwhelmed. god what a lesson. in fact, the season i often think, here we are looking for on the side of this pleasure, which we do not get at home only because our wives, but do not possess me audible degree, the art of supporting us inclination to love each time to revive in a new way. well, if i may, so to speak , the charm of possession bring diversity, then women should all men do nothing. well , i understand you about your wife, there, you won’t tell anything more with the letter f. we have three more

words. this is the life of a woman's pity. which one? the most important thing for you, but not everything, of course, is very difficult timofeevsky. darling surrender to me in minutes like this, let's say in 10, and then a picture on the wall. we urgently need to rebalance give me, dear hammer, and that box of nails. and do not dangle without ports. are you good with your eyes? no, he doesn’t put on, shorts, and it’s also time to get dressed. and nails on the sofa, the shelf will be given to us.

these were most likely. let's turn off the camera. why well, honestly say yes or no, happiness, look at the place of the stick, because i 'm crazy. no, i taught fencing movements for a year and a half. and after that, it means that they decided to transfer me to acting . chiefs, says, not-not-not-not pretty tall. it would be this doom none

in any case the house so i was there spun here students. do you remember this, yes, volodya is a wonderful director, artists, head of the acting department, and you are the driver of his subscription, i said. an excellent idea to put yourself in some kind of imaginary merit ver. the value of forever

burying ourselves for others with whom we can express our gaze. no, constancy is good only for eccentrics, any beauty of war to enchant us and the advantage of the first meeting should not deprive others of those laws that do not have on our hearts. when you have reached your when there is nothing left to say or wish, and all the charm of passion and the word is exhausted in the peaceful calm of this love, especially since you promised to talk honestly with us, but we have the next letter for you, the letter z, the evil letter, the anger of the audience and envy. here, perhaps, we would like to hear envy. are you an envious person or not, absolutely

true, no. all my life and when a man lookin? you didn't suddenly think like that about yourself. yes, and you think, i saw i saw it was it was, but it was an immersive color, and envy arises when costs are higher. it won't come to mind. i always remember in this regard, tolya papanov, you understand, it's all of us, too, as the pride of the ostecs, joking endlessly and already forced to speak out of the image. you just need to say it's funny, this hard labor is torture, but still it's all spinning, a moron or

something resourceful, yes, it doesn't come to mind. he's in that basement. looks absolutely virgin too mummy like lenin mummy mummy well for the sarcoman and when we left there and that's it now come to us again i will definitely come you have amazing embalming. it's really, it's just yes

will come. oh, but there was such a moment that suddenly you thought that everything was over. here, i'm zhvanetsky for the transfer. suddenly he said, maybe i won't do it anymore. i can't. i realized that he can't keep up with people who ask a question. she doesn't, no, no. so i say that i am misha, this is one of the most striking tragic examples of the need to be afrististic with this cream, you know, well , you have such a period ah-ah, because now you suddenly give some sometimes less often, of course, they learned well in the store, comrades have everything under the floor. everything is now, which means, firstly, everything is fun everywhere. lord

, my god . and this is comrade lapshin, our local pinkerton. well, that life then, perhaps, it will seem poor, moreover, we all knew how to do everything , we could do everything. all together, all together , you understand, don't yell at me. i 'll write to you comrade kalinin. i'm your brother, your wife is dead. what are you saying, tomorrow i will take the robbers with me to work.

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find couplets from the apron and we will sing sar. well, let's talk, let's count, and then we have a letter and this is true art it's boring, but the letter k is a career. well, what about your career? tell her everything is all right. let's move on to the letter l, the word love. that's what this word contains for you dogs horses, really legs. and women are not women, women are so, but dogs, of course. and why? because the horse and the dog do not require anything from you, they just love it and that's it. and i have everything with a star there, and my life was spent on this sarkan. and you had it instead of a casino. yes, the only one place. the only place in the ussr

where there was a tote, it was detailed, and then only because it held on, because the condoracist of the test was called and supervised. this is semyon mikhailovich budyonny. and mikhail mikhailovich derzhavin was a son-in-law. and here, count. you made decent money there about the love of parents and a woman, but you know that. feelings

were born born, well , we will consider the word love, now we have the letter m mat, how do you feel about profanity, profanity. here is the very phrase - it's worse than a mat. take a joke. anecdote is a cross section of society, yes state. anecdote without a mat, this kindergarten meets two drunks. well, what shall we drink? yes , you go to hell, what the hell are you like a second speech? yes, it is only

a different russian language, or is it the first, because it defines everything capaciously. can i swear at my mother? i'm sick and tired of eating a piece of this bitter bread. i'm tired of me. we must convey. all my life i have worked as an evil crowbar, what, i have after these works, damn it, i am

my own trouble. pilots, but now from the word mother. let's move on to one more word with the letter m dream, what dream did you have as a child? what is the beauty of the development of a soviet child and the soviet family of a soviet employee - it's in a dream to get it. to reach the rank, yes, to have what scarcity wildly wanted scarcity is the engine of existence. here is the answer for you - the dream of a two-wheeled bicycle moped motorcycle the first car is all your dreams. that is, you are always talking about something material, as i do not understand. i dream of a bicycle. i

want this bike. to know the world to ride in front of women and girls and friends who do not have a bicycle, every dream come true gives air for creativity and thought. and when you were born in a jacuzzi and brings you means. black caviar smeared on red, then where to where with the letter n we have nostalgia nadezhda i think that everything has been clear to you with them for a long time. let's move on to the letter o, despair is such a word. it often visits you at night, only at night. no, not during the day. i'm still an acting half-acting figure. i need to get to your shoot. yes, i have to be on time, so

i have to go to the meeting now in 30 minutes disciplines. the body is so trained for movement and necessity , and from there, from under the seat, this is my baptism. yes, you know, with a huge awl. which drive you to production. but if the letter o talk about the word deceit.

you often deceived at every turn. that is the way of your life there is no way necessary. and you were deceived at every step, it's you beast step you know that you will be deceived absolutely and you still turn, and you will be deceived. how do you live with your own deceit and that of a stranger, you go to this person again please refer the same thing. i myself am deceived glad what you do. that's what i'm doing. i won't talk about russia no, what are you doing there any business? in general, what do we do in russia to think about russia is the main thing

in russia, you know that there is such a word generation with the letter p, how your generation or mine differs from the current one and animals are completely different sometimes. uh, in the company of grandchildren you get there by chance, and the grandchildren are not from the street, they are all, uh, andryusha changed, the largest lawyers are studying a man of 43 years old already to his grandson. these are other animals, of course. absolutely you know what's interesting, on the other hand. i see that they simply don’t understand a lot, they don’t understand at all, and i don’t understand why you understand me, so we have a conversation. frankly, even for a second, we would risk that

i am always infuriated in myself. was acutely afraid of an act people who commit actions decided and did, and not only decided and changed their minds decided to wait decided and will manage, but for me this is my biggest life, so to speak about masha, happier richer than latvia, but i would be much happier, means the letter r motherland want to talk about the motherland, this does nothing. that would just

not have to flirt with her all the time. i think when you paid. for the power of the soviets and why die? for what for what it is, but this is what we went through around the clock. we sang it. therefore, motherland was a very difficult plastic phrase event. if you can't live in the country

you love, continue, if there is no country that flies, there is an ideal dream to say this in a dream. yes, even where you live. come to terms with the fact that a bad word and coexist, well, now happiness begins with the letter c what is happiness? purity is such a charm of good intentions about happiness, it is oh good. what happiness? how

lucky we are to finish recording for today? thank you, how are you today? naturally, everything ended as he wanted. i got up and went to the theatre. maybe he was tired, maybe he decided that he would bore the audience with his thoughts, accustomed to his tales and jokes. but we still did not get answers to the most important question. i am alexander shirvin. you are something today, what it really is deed without fungus me the theatrical designs for this question. he never answered, put on a mask and turned into an actor.

hello dear viewers of the jokes podcast are with you again. e, we will give you a good mood, sit down, you can fit comfortably. you can listen while standing today, as always with you, i am vadim galygin and attention. it’s natalya medvedeva who will try no less than me today so that you spend the time allotted to us in this laboratory in a good mood and, of course, as always, we will tell jokes. by the way, right away and let's start walking elephant through the clearing is such a good day. that's it, he's such a trunk waving fun. stand, well, once stopped there is no one. distribution to stand. i 'm telling you, well, again no one is looking. and suddenly he notices a small ant on the stump

looking at him. and what do you mean pants. this is not a dirty joke. the elephant takes off his pants, the ant ran for a long time, back and forth, forward and back, not all the lights out. these were not mine, mine with pockets. i specifically, i specifically tuned in to the fact that i would tell all sorts of nonsense anecdote. and you will laugh will laugh at you. this is what my friends are like today. come on, it's like we're playing cities. i mean, it's over. now i have myself. it’s either about an ant, or a joke was sent. you know, there are anecdotes , and they tell them, either about tomatoes, or about worms, or two worms crawl about ants or two tomatoes crawl. let's decide first, who are the two worms, well, like, we just caught on that the ants were there, yes, well, like worms, so they crawl slowly and the ants still run slowly.

well, the meaning is that they crawl over and see the road ahead, and you have to crawl over two. a worm, and now they are crawling, crawling the road, the traffic is very active there and they start to crawl and one says to the other , do you think we will have time for this children's joke, as the only one that i know, very yara started friends with natasha, let's start. let's start with your childhood. yes, here you are, who told jokes in the yard in the family, dad always told and tells and that is , he is the keeper of the tradition, yes, 500,000 books. they these are one anecdote. i don't know there are 2.000 best jokes jokes for dummies. well , everything, everything possible anecdotes and its distinguishing feature. at first he was a joke, like , i don’t know, they gathered in a pit, there was a wolf, a bear and a pig. like now what am i talking about, yes, it’s

a life hack for any of us today thanks to natalia. that is, if you really don't know how to tell jokes, just start the story, uh, in any humorous form. after listing those gathered there, you need to be like well, tell me honestly, yes, honestly, he told some such hmm vulgar breeze often told, in general, straight lovers of jokes. and even as a child i understood why i can't remember a joke. well, the type is also in the company, as dad tell. i even started to write down these, so i heard a funny anecdote , i need to write it down and still i didn’t remember it. i even tried to teach them, natasha is now somewhere in school notebooks at the end, you know , after mathematics, probably written somewhere there. we'll go home now and try to find some friends. but for now, here this is this flower, the audience is coming here. such let's say so you understand from childhood. listen

, i really do. i never told that i was like that, well, i still see a lot of people around me telling funny stories, funny anecdotes. some jokes are remembered. it's kind of hard for me, i don't know. it seems to me that you know that one of your, say, such strongest trump cards is, well, then that you can play any story at all, right? that is, this is such a role, that is, a stage one. here you go you can tell jokes, which are role-playing, in which you can make a face for something children's anecdote. do you remember when there were two girlfriends, two monkeys, one had, do you remember, you don't like a labrador? i really can't even remember. yes, here are two friends, and here they are sitting on a branch. and suddenly it began to rain and one second asked, do not drip on your lower lip, no. damn, it wasn't like that. for example, i remember what this is about, but i'm not even the end of this joke. i don’t

remember, i don’t remember, a happy person. the thing is i mean, uh, i've been telling jokes for almost my entire life. yes, and i would like to clean this cache memory, but all the same, all these mimic jokes. it seems to me that it would be easy for you to remember, but firstly, i am already 38 years old, and i have been over these years. well, that is, i do not invent that i cannot tell. i'm not saying, believe me, i tried. well, listen, i'm as if not inadequate, to whom it may seem so, look, let's then know what we'll talk about. it's that kind of life situation where something happened and almost became a joke. here, uh, with you such uh, there were some ridiculous situations, but they are mostly tough and they can’t be told here by friends that they are happening. well, such, like so ridiculously ridiculous, as it were. offending or or that i get into some kind of ridiculous situation that i can, like at all, almost insulting

someone, and then i don’t even understand that something is happening there, and then such a damn said or did in childhood . you got into some when i couldn't be offensive there. for some reason, for some reason, i mostly remember the case with me, where there are necessarily some traumatic ones like this, and for me it is somehow visible that a funny joke was told in general at school. that is, dad is at home, everyone was telling, they were favorite jokes. i tried to remember them, because they were, well, insanely funny for me, they were the only one. you know that of all these, from this time, a grass drag, when it was interesting, it was from a little girl, i told you a joke or not, when i fell down myself, my mother did not catch me with my head, i stayed and such. no anecdote, it was all sorts of horror stories, there are little things. it's just that when vovochka was at some peak, everyone was talking about these little vovochkas. there were here such rhymes, type were there.