as in general, almost insulting someone, and then i don’t even understand that something is happening there, and then such a damn as she said or did in childhood. you got into some when i couldn't be offending there. for some reason, i mostly remember the case with me, where there are necessarily some traumatic ones like this, and for me it is somehow seen as fun, no. dragon jokes. you told at school in general, that is, dad was at home, the girl, my beloved, there were jokes. i tried to remember them because they are well, insanely funny for me were the only one. you know from all of them. from this time , a weed, when this anecdote was interesting from a little girl or not, when i fell down myself, my mother slowed me down with my head, i stayed and such an anecdote. well, no, it was all sorts of horror stories, there, from the time of vovochki. just when vovochka was at some peak, everyone told about these little vovochka. there were such rhymes, like there were ko stochki in a row asterisks in a row the tram

moved, like, and these are such children's horror stories, yes, horror stories. how about you all sorts of things about medicine. in general, a lot of jokes. let's remember. we drive you by topic. come on, vovochka, i’ll give you two, which means school school topics two to school. i'm just talking about tomatoes. well, just like that, and you had time and everything about it. this is an ants trilogy, the gingerbread man hung himself, the gingerbread man hung everything. you didn’t know it, but i didn’t know it when i said that the bun hung himself. the anecdote about pinocchio did not automatically pop up for me only when you told it. i remembered for sure. listen well, all sorts of medical. here, well, women with a child come right to the doctor with a small child, says not to eat anything. child, he looked at the child

says, are you breastfeeding or artificially fed. she speaks chest. he says undress. well, she undressed. he kneaded her breasts for a long time meow-kneaded. so so there are so resources, well , you have absolutely no milk. he says, actually, i'm his aunt. well, i'm so glad that it came, in short, i somehow have a husband. i say what to do there, uh, like, you know, whether to pull out the splinters or wash out the eye or whatever, there is, wait. coal i say okay. a if you were lying on the table, and you had an operation on the scrotum and i’ll look at a doctor like this now in google, it would be normal for you to have such equivalent things again and you were a terrible person to see me, but the meaning was that it would be like a tantrum if you already know such doctors on the table, when the doctor now knows such doctors, like , damn it, so i really lay on the table when my chin was sewn up, he, damn it, what happened to the chin? here is the story.

that's not a joke at all. this is a whole poem. come on , in short, our favorite kvn and some cup. everything is very pathetic. everything is very cool. and uh, of course, i myself like all this all these falls. i came up with another funny fall for myself, that i glued such a gift to myself, and i’m running paper, and falling on this gift with my head. and here he explodes from there all sorts of sparkles. i did this and it was great. and so i glued, like this , but such a cube. uh, a square, a paper cube all pasted, like gifts, so i run and fall and, as it were , breaking it with my head and the meaning is such that you beat it. such. well, it’s like he’s pouting slowly and the props agent says, let’s do it for you, what will you do yourself? let us give you this present of yours. i say, well, do it i said for the last time in my life. in short, i run and fall , but it was badly glued, and i

go straight with my chin into half-wooden maslyakov jr. sits on the stage, everyone is sitting, and i seem to get up, with this gift, i say something there. well , you know, something is not right, something is not right, and i’m kind of running backstage there. it's just like that, everything is there, everyone is like that i understand, i'm running so fast. uh, just 2 seconds in the bathroom. soon, that the cup is all serious to me like this, two powerful women put me down, look in google no. no, she just takes my chin like this and collects it, because there was such a smile, you know, hello, she collects it so well, with what something to pull to glue and such you have 2 minutes, and they throw me out. and you tell me that the number goes on, we just go to the performance. i run out, and with this stuffed with a little thing , i quickly wound a scarf around myself. well, suddenly there, which in general wins back already peeping at me, because i'm already leaking. i'm

running away. so they say everything. well, i mean, i won't hold you back now. you need an injury urgently. i understand that i have the performance of two more teams ahead, and i'm there , well, that's it, i'm calling, in short, my brother brings me to injury. immediately 100 m was an injury. everything is convenient, not by chance. and they put me there, and he splashed everything like this, this surgeon flooded it. here he takes something. i understand some kind of panic, i don't know, but i remember these phrases, when a pancake, well, again girls work to make clumsy, like, but we don’t, and we don’t have thinner needles. well. with such a hook and thread. the assistant has run out but there is no needle normally no thread is normal. he says, well, again he clumsily works to do everything and sews me. in short, here, he sewed me up, it turns out he glued it. i have such a thing like this clinic, 24, as if you know, they put on a lanyard, only such a white one, here

, here, they attached it to me. here everything is in the hall with iodine. i have some orange part of the face was and that's it, and i get to resort to kvn and manage to do my homework in this form in this form, but the homework, as it were, hmm at the end was only with a song, and i got up , as if in the last rows, too. actually me so far, what attention and when it all ended and everyone turned around and just like what it is. and i say, i’m already showing everything, i turn away, you show your mistake. and no one even understood what happened at all, because i quickly muddied exiled. well, this is breeding . anecdote is this. anecdote hello , nothing is stamped right in the creative area. therefore, the one who did not understand the irony in this name is a fool, he always thinks weak, in general, chocolate is up. if we are shown so often, and

i must be watched, my friends i wished they laughed at that moment. there goes the roof a little bit, you do not see the morning night. this greatly affects us, but they asked us to fill out a questionnaire before settling in the house and there was a question. do you have a girlfriend. we all tip-top, babysitter at the factory, i liked the intern honestly. oh yeah. i definitely liked her. outwardly, she is a wonderful person, but i understood that this is some kind of something here we were at the concert of alexander marshal and then, when they tell me that i will sing with him before that? star factory 20 years later on saturday on the first this podcast of jokes and with you returned to our studio. i am vadim galygin and natalya

medvedeva, take a look, we continue to tell jokes, friends. yes, he goes, uh, a man on the road. suddenly he looks after the track. uh, a man with a cow and so, well, like voting. then he stops and says what do you want a man. does he speak? yes, what does he say to you, listen , throw it up, but to the market, well, to the city. and then, well, he speaks in a passenger car, and he speaks a cow, and we will tie her, that is, she will run after her. he says seriously. well, come on, they tied a cow here, they all went at once 40, the man is going to look in the mirrors set up, in short, yes, it’s drowned 60 times, that they are watching a cow running, damn it, amazing 80 80 the cow is figing from behind, and he says this

man. your cow says, well, he has already thrown out his tongue. he says which way is he talking? to the left, he says, everything, press to the right now let's overtake. i don't understand why i have to explain the joke to everyone now, but this is yes. this is your story. well, i understand, by the way, this is interesting to us, so we gathered today, in principle, maybe you have some anecdotes that you have been incomprehensible all your life, and i will try. remember what listen well, actually worse when people laugh and incomprehensibly. this is just not recognize. i'm just checking to see if you understand or not. yes, the baba yaga is coming, yes, they are ready, well, the mermaid looks on the shore. and she says, are you lying around naked here

mermaid and says, i'm not naked. she says i'm not naked, this is my erotic costume. well , the baba yaga laughed, came near the hut, lay down to undress aha, koschey the deathless cartoon lies. it's clear. it is clear that i really often do not understand jokes. i just remembered this, but look, some things are opening up for you. just for today, you know, yeah so every costume is practically. i knew

when the last one i can't learn to remember it. i mean, how cool. again you told me. and, if it seems, you know well jokes about animals. do you love, right? well , every time i remember, some kind of bear fox fell into the pit, some kind of pig ban, and there is something funny. they have stronger going friends in the pit. it's just so super tricky. she is trying to deceive everyone there, all strong, the foxes play dumb strongly. you know, the wolf is dumb too. well , i don't know, i mean, i don't know. jokes to you tell me about how the doors got into the pit. yes, they got into a hole, and a bear, a wolf, a fox , all predators and an elk sit for a day, the second week has passed. yes, well, they decide who to eat, well, predators begin among themselves nhs

listen, we are here. we are all predators, that is, yes, you are a predator then a predator bear, yes, yes, an elk, that he is a herbivore. yes? he, well, it's not we came up with, as it were, it's like that. let's burn it. and elk overheard it all, so they come up and say, elk, uh, listen, there is such a thing for you. well listen, well nature, we're all going to die here now. and so we sit and squeeze you out. well, this is our nature, we are predators, you are herbivorous elk, he says, guys. yes, i see how you are suffering. i wanted to too. suggest actually, well, because i see that you have lost weight on your face. it's actually scary to look at. the bear has become like a wolf in general. skinny says. well, i have one request for you. so i say, yes, yes, which one revived, the same people let them in. yes, he says, when i was little, i was born

, they made a tattoo on my ass. what is written or drawn? i don’t know there at all, well, they said that there was some kind of wish for me like here is a happy moose life. they could read there what they say, well, of course, of course he says such things, well, look, once the asses turned. they all stop, elk bounce with two hooves. bach a bun from the forest immediately to death, then with two hooves to a bear, brother, all her teeth flew out. and you say bear without teeth. i say i eat everything. i can't count at all. let's talk about you some more. here is a huge amount jokes about fishing, for example, that is, well, there is a big layer of people's passion. yes, for example, fishing is hunting, yes, so a huge number of jokes about hunting, though the only one goes through the stove. i've taught him, and now i wouldn't hand him over to dust.

wait, nobody go. it doesn't matter which of them is the main thing, for what i can't sit natasha sits well petka who was dumber there is no one here. we are sitting alone, wait, then vasily ivanovich is sitting on the rails, petka comes up and says move over. i got it, got it. you remember, of course, yes, yes, can you imagine i play along on purpose. i don't know, i was scared. what's next? what do you think there is a sequel. i didn’t finish right now, well, there were jokes about them, you know such eh? associated uh, well, again, with the fact that they are here, well, some singing, as you say, was a little there and so, yes, well, let's say, ivanovich said a little smarter than vazels, but they had such puns. remember what they say?

and you say that you will, when, well, like, that's all over, and that's it. and in general, then there civil will end there. he says i'm a stove. i'll build a conservatory. he says, oh , how mmm, and i'll put a machine gun on top. why is this a machine gun? well, so that canned food. do not steal such an old farewell of ivanovich and sing, but look, i want you to talk about fishing and hunting, do you have hobbies in general. for example, fishing, fishing, well that's about worms crawling two people, yes, and i'm not a fisherman's family, although dad, my brother fishes. they were fishing. well, not straight, here we are the leg is not such that he is a hunter and a fisherman well, somehow oh, how so, dad brought the dead, you know, or rabbits? i don't know now you will understand, most likely, a hare and it is clear that the hare was some kind of special breed now and for the game. they cut off our legs.

they cut off the legs of the hares and gave them new ones to play with, because they were very soft, you know, and you, like, we took them on a string and hang them around our necks and walked, like , they are so soft that there was some kind of sect. well, as you know, here's the plan. come on, lesnoy yes, yes, but i had one like british cats. here he was so smoky . yes. these are the famous smoky ones, because you just had to play around, because they were soft and after a while they hardened and became like a stone. well, it 's dead, you see, go for new ones, i go up to dad. very sad now, uh,

by the way, look, come on, that's it, we're talking about hunting for hunting and we understood everything, my father went to the next house for rabbits, there and so on. there had to. let's talk about fishing. have you ever fished? look. yes i wait, you're right like this, as if oh, i remembered it will never be like that, what oh, i remembered, i can say. oh, i'm ready. let's prepare a joke, just about your fishing. please don't judge too harshly. i’m really everything, come on, as it’s more convenient for you, so that i don’t laugh at all or yes, come on like that, come on, in general, uncle, i would interfere with your yes, yes, he is so courageous, like fishermen look different. ok then. yes, it’s like he’s just an experienced rybak , he knows everything, and it means that he casts

the bait, how does he cast it? no, nothing pecks the peck is twitching. a whole crowd has gathered around this hook, it will turn out to be a worm.

take out the owner. well, well, you knew, you, well, you, well, you tried to laugh. you knew, so the joke is honest, i knew, but how he told the same charm, you know, in general, that is, our viewers will agree. you have told me wonderfully. you know, this whole exposition was. well, everything was there, i was there, i now undressed with you and climbed in. hey, we looked too. well, rather with this fisherman, my god, what am i saying, maybe it bothers me to tell jokes, because all the time i saw my dad tell, and he tells them. well, it's really cool. it's funny to listen to. this, it seems to me, is your complex. yes, we will get rid of you and me here today , i don’t know, work there in this laboratory, tirelessly. you reminded me of a joke about fishing, too, uh, merry means a man comes. he throws once a bite from him once hooks and there, well,

such a crucian, and he still twisted off the hook in the air and, uh, the peasant was already poured here. do you know such a glass there 100 g. now everything, yes, everything is thinking, something is there, drink all that, this crucian flies, and this glass is just there. if he was so upset that he ate the bait and he was also so small. yes, he also took a fucked up vodka. yes, and he took this crucian this vodka into the bushes and poured it into glasses already there, fish for a second, i’ll try a worm, decorating something there. i took it and threw it away. you just didn't get her mother into fishing. well, it throws the bait there and then the bite went. these are bast shoes, that is, different parties. he was just tired of pulling, the bait is already running out there him. a full fish tank is already just there

with their feet, but i think it stuffs in, that's never happened before. how much i catch at this place every week there, well, yes, it’s kind of cool, and yes, i hear someone talking. once he looks, and there the fish are sitting in the sadka and among themselves, the crucian shaking up, they pour it out, but the fishermen are probably all in jokes when they are for some kind of fish. well, that is , the main character is walking, and he has some kind of mouse, fish, for some small animals, which, ah. listen to this. same joke. he and the spring are like fairy tales, in fact, it was brilliantly invented, in all epics. all the peoples of the world had an idea that everyone was talking. i think that was probably the case before. if you take some theories there, you know such, that's because the stone

tells him, there he asked the winds or the mouse asks. it's interesting when everyone can talk to themselves, kopechka answers or the mouse, of course, it's fun there. it's funny that these episodes of yes are voiced not only yes, but like. no, definitely. what character yes constantly. well, you find the characters and he says he is. oh, yes, there was a time, well, it will get fat. that 's all for today, if, for example, a joke and a hare works in the registry office, she should be hello dear. here, in any case, a ship called a carrot. no. today you told all the jokes where everyone talked with you. like this. well, that's because it's good about animals. well, some is not necessary, as a bear. when

does your husband return from a business trip? i remember, that ’s all, i don’t remember further, well, such huge quantities. did you come up with it yourself jokes ever you know the team had an idea, in general it's just x what to put on. joke you know, we had the first experience of queen there in the ninety- third year, something like this was. we acted out how some anecdotes were watching us, artistic home-made work worked. well , we added about there. again , there were some kind of artistic straps there. yes, for it to work, but why is it really its hard. you start putting it on. it becomes not funny, because it's still, uh, that is, a joke. yes it such a readable story, that is. well, here's an impression i came up with. which husband is from which business trip? there are jokes in general

, that is, uh, which are there, well, let's say, depending on who said, he is so funny, but still most people draw jokes. well, they’re not on the street now, they’re now reading somewhere, and it’s very important and very important that, well, write it like this, and he sits so bearded and does something with his clumsy finger, that is, books are much needed here, well, leave the salt itself, the very essence so that it is readable. just now i remembered how i read jokes there was a medical joke. comes in here comes in here wait a woman comes to laura. something about money, that's where i am. we are back in our studio. this is a podcast of jokes and with you. i am vadim galygin and natalya medvedeva, we continue

to tell jokes friends. so such an anecdote is a mechanical engineer. i decided to open a medical clinic, well, i was so tricky, otherwise i wrote i'm flying, any illness. 5.000 rub. if the type, well, how would not work past the doctor and now i think about this charlatan, and opa sits down on knowledge there. this designer mechanic says. what is your problem? he says i've lost my taste. i don't feel anything, i lost the taste. he's talking, he's serious, sister. give us, please, uh, bag number 22, well, the nurse's assistant brings in. go, he gives him no, he gives him that

time, he drinks and ugh, it's gasoline. he says, well, congratulations. you again distinguish tastes, well, this doctor spat on you 5,000. i think okay, tomorrow i'll come, and there i'll the next day comes and says. he says hello what do you have he says i lost my memory. help he says, just a second sister. bring, please, a bag number 22. wait in it for gasoline , the memory of 25.000 has returned to you again. yes, this is the third day you think. well, now i'm definitely poisoned. he comes and says, all this sat down in a chair, saying that vision happened, i don’t see anything. it's just that he says the designer says, well, then i was pissed off here. your 10,000 rubles. he says, well, there are only five. congratulations, you are back. vision from you 5.000 a lot was generally not so many anecdotes. these doctors were talking about money, there was something about money in general, no matter how plast was talking about money, these frauds

, something like that, i don’t remember, i would have laughed so much, you know, here i am, i’m super. i have a memory for a joke. i don't think i don't remember them. sometimes they tell me kvnovskie. which ones are sent to me? you did such a joke with such a number. i'm serious. yes, happy person. i remembered how, in principle, was an anecdotal incident. i am a first year student working as a cleaning lady. and moreover, i was the chairman of the student council , i graduated from school with silver medals. that is, i'm just such a smart, beautiful girl in heels, but i worked as a cleaner. and you graduated from your faculty of some sort. i wouldn't have ended the first course. that is, i had a part-time job. and i used this after the institute of the full-time department to quickly soap, and there they had a secretary who was constantly no, she seemed to be sitting, but she was like that was dull and everyone was neighing that i constantly put off the mop and ran to help her print, print out, do something, yes and

still natasha. maybe you're on the secretary, at the very least. i say, i can’t study with me and that’s it. offended. again the floors were washed and everyone was laughing, like, damn it, are you like this? i'm not talking about a secretary here, a girl gets a job as a secretary. and here she is. actually came to uh, yes, the interview and the employer says about you in the resume it says that you, uh, type thousands of characters per minute. you are serious. you really know how. yes? yes, smile secretary. only sometimes such crap turns out like this. well, i'm shy in life. so you told. what else. i like the footnote , the secretary smiles, and he answers her. where why all of you always notice, even when you tell, my dad tells, in general, in principle, everyone who tells jokes about the secretary. and in general , you always know this from secretaries, why

did you notice? well, no need now. well, it's true, for some reason, if you appear, the secretary is different, but mostly they are gothic. well, as if someone here he appears to the secretary, and she is there something hee hee. haha, or she hints at something, and he answers something there. i think we were talking about life. we're talking about secretaries. that's what yes , it is necessary to create a protection society with a secretary. by the way, here's anecdo- that's a very good topic to us. i think it’s a very good topic for our next podcast, just a little bit because of all these joke heroes. come on, next time we really will try to figure out who is right in the anecdotal situations. and who is to blame and why do all secretaries become e victims? uh, it’s your whispers, here you will tell a joke, where you will have a bear talking like this, and a fox talking like this, that i will stand up for one anecdotal character. yes,

the hero of a joke. and you'll be the mouse's advocate for another, and i'll, let's say, accuse, and voice it. yes, not you, well, on this optimistic let's e friends. uh, unfortunately our time has come to an end. hmm, really natalia wanted something else. perform, please stay in a good mood. it was a podcast of jokes, and for you today they remembered funny stories and jokes themselves vadim galygin bye bye bye see you again. the night is the perfect time for me to talk about the hottest topic of summer

swimwear and beach fashion. what swimwear is fashionable to wear this season and why at some point swimsuits and bodysuits suddenly became not only beachwear, but they can be seen in the city on the red carpet and in many other places let's talk about this today with designer alexandra medvedeva and singer tatiana kotova got to go to the sea. i haven’t really gone yet alexandra and i was in bali for the winter, we were filming a new collection, which is just dedicated to the ball, so i had a separate suitcase with swimsuits. there were 15 of them. there was something test. i tried on myself how they fit. how they half did the content. so that all swimsuits look like wow you just

followed through with the plan. what swimwear? tell me this season are the most. it seems to me that now in general a super trend is rose flowers. and voluminous. that is, this is not a print, but this is exactly the texture. there are a lot of ruffles of material now. eh, gloss is metallic. here is such a one or and by design, after all, they are fused separate. it seems to me that everyone chooses this. it seems to me that there is no fashion at all. there is no trend. well, last year, for example, it seems to me that it was fashionable, when there were a lot of different strings now. it's fashionable. for example, i think that yes , this trend continues, as it were, i generally think that in bathing fashion. mm doesn't happen. anti-trend bathing fashion for a slower , more person-oriented, it does not go over the heads, like a regular fashion, which is like that, everything changes like meat grinders. and today it is fashionable tomorrow it will be an anti- trend. and if you come out in this, you will be straight, well, you understand, yes, that the swimsuit

was once an anti-trend and i am for me. this was a revelation. i started to study this topic now before the program. and you know where the word bikini came from, well, not from malibu, probably, not the first advertising slogan, when this first infamous two-piece swimsuit appeared in the forties, then it was completely revolutionary ideas that resented many and advertising slogan. this first two-piece swimsuit became the bikini slogan. this is the first anatomical bomb, and the word bikini. do you know what it turned out to mean, and this is an atoll in the pacific ocean, where the united states conducted nuclear tests perfectly. that is, in the literal sense, he would, that is, marketers are so imbued. here are the ideas that it will be just an explosion in the fashion market,

that they came up with this one, as if they came up with it at all. give details, what are they guided by today? it seems to me that such a slogan would not have rolled at all. yes , it would not be very correct, then there were such times, but they treated this a little differently, because it was enough that for this advertising campaign the girls the models refused to appear. because even for models it was too bold to wear two-piece swimsuits, they had to hire strippers. i know for 10 years these bikinis. uh, they were something outrageous and only the bravest girls could afford to wear, and the bravest girls, as you know, have always been in films. it was ursula andrés brigitte bardot who first appeared in the movies, and in such fairly revealing bikinis and some. by the way , they are still trying to repeat these first ones in fashion

bikini models. but it is interesting today that there is something in fashion for a swimsuit that you would never put on yourself. i have one, by the way. i just remembered, we have one such famous ballerina, she always wears these swimming trunks all the time. it’s just that everyone understood that i ’ll never wear such swimming trunks anywhere in my life. it seems to me that this is an anti-trend for you, because you don’t like swimming trunks or because it’s still like that. a strange image of a ballerina, as if i have no complaints about her, there is a person you choose something to like. i just don’t understand how you can wear such small micro melts on yourself for perfect. well, maybe once they were not micro ha ha, ha, they just washed less. well, that's it , we understand that things decrease over time. it's just not aesthetically pleasing to me. well, it's kind of ugly. i think, therefore , i think, no sasha and you have something. well, i said that it seems to me that honestly in bathing fashion does not exist.