[000:00:00;00] i am writing, but, probably, probably, everything happens in a timely manner with those people with whom it is necessary , when it is necessary and at the age at which it is necessary, tell me, please, uh, do you encounter hate in your life? thank you lord no, no, it's cool. here i am bypassed. this is all. mostly. everything is somehow even as my mother says, she says, you have such a good reputation. we need to spoil it a little lyosha how are you doing? with a hatred of circumstances. by the way, by the way, i read somewhere on the internet that you were even at school managed to drill started me with hats. everything was born. well, of course, that's all my childhood was. yes, the red hair color is a lot of fighting and everything is fine. yes, then you grow up and everything changes in general on the opposite. they called me rusty too. on the contrary , it seems to me that red-haired people have the brightest eyes, such the most expressive freckles , i don’t know, it’s all beauty depends on the character. you see

, you perceive it, but someone here reacts differently. beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, we are men from the music laboratory. uh, us it became interesting that if you take one harmony and combine your two songs your two songs its sure that you get a dominant subdominant. tonic, of course, well, almost there and there. there are a few there. so in the end it turned out very beautifully, let's start with the song of the plane. and what is my song, and your love me for a long time, if you take your verse, yeah, and then sing your example, you will turn out brilliant. fasten love, it's time for us to take off. you know, it's so easy to let go of something again to think that another city has solved all my problems. do you know it's not? i so wanted you back, but how afraid of heights. how

long have you waited? how many, many beats, only now he betrayed more often when we are away, how long, long he waited. how many many more it didn't hurt hurt hurt lonely, love. me a long long time is not possible to not execute god was waiting for you to wait for you. waited cool cool i like to remake. watch one more time. we have your my favorite song about him. and now listen and endlessly my gestalts better my song to you

like it more. wait, you know, when a song has some sort of, uh, historical purpose. if this is a hit, then you can’t get anywhere, so the song about him and the song cried, for example. you were crying and asked to keep it still. here she is now looking at everything with deeds, only while working she forgot to kill to love. and you closed your heart

every day. you did not understand. i follow him then to get in i follow him. sorry pride. i follow him alone, i go to him alone, i go to him. i will lift the sky on him himself then i will follow him sorry pride why are you so brilliant sound? i don’t understand, i want these tracks to exist now irina tell me, uh, you said that you don’t like to perform this song, that you are tired of it. here somewhere on the internet, yes, why? well, this is a hityara. it's people who want more, but why do you know this, this is the problem of the first song here. uh, when the first song is super super mega, a hit, then, and all the other songs. we recently discussed this with a redhead. s. by the way, not with you. i heard a look from ivanushki,

that no matter how many ivanushki sang hits want for me. it sounds coming, won so people say. i say you're kidding. seriously, yes, that's all. well, well, they have a billion hits, a billion, he says, no , people have the same as your clouds about him and that's it. please tell me why you write such sad lyrical tracks, although life is so bright, radiant , you can simply outshine in your mood. anything, but the songs are so lyrical, you have to constantly worry about it. here is some kind of sad, and the mood to get out of this is born. tell me all the delays. i have fast songs there are more than delays in the program. but these are such fast songs that only dance and cry at the same time to write a song about love. she needs to be lived. that is, this is some kind of god forbid, but no, it doesn’t happen like that. and what happens as a citizen? it seems to me that, for example, those songs that became

hits, as they said, like a hit. yes, this is a song lived from the inside, somehow connected with you. well, that is, it turns out, well, those songs that you write about well, there are also very deep words, how it was experienced or this. well, i don’t know, there, we’ll see the film, of course, in different ways. so some songs are absolutely 100% biographical, that is, there are specific situations dedicated to a specific person, and sometimes even there to a specific date, and so on. well, it happens, really. that's right, you said that ah, these are watched films. these are the emotions received from the outside. because if i had all this , everything that i wrote it, i would have actually experienced it in my life. i feel like i'm gone now. please tell me there is a song for which the song for which i am ashamed come on, let me sing then let's damn, i want to

do it like this to this song. we are going to the bosonova remade with the boys, when we installed them on the big solo albums. i can show you, come on, you cheated on me with some kind of stole. why is there no voice legally, i would send a link to all such men without limousine suits. you phones. you shouted that all this was true, that from something there it seemed to me a fly, dear, i will not sing dishes from anger, and i will whisper to you intelligently on the ear. and where are you there? where do you know? i myself have never been so worried

about calling your friends now. well, how are you? dates go now here, so where do you know yourself, i will never give you anything again. i'll start worrying about calling your friends. well, how are you there ? that's what was so babskuyu. i say i can't i somehow write such songs. i think the serious ones are beautiful. he says, well, then someone will write to you. that's what i say , no-no-no-no-no-no-no, well, actually on the same evening or day i don’t remember at what

time the court near me called. so i wrote this song. i just sucked it out of my finger, i admit, honestly, this song, which i have not lived through, is not easy for me to edit, and i will tell you that this is also very popular in karaoke. yes, send a song lyosh tell me please, but you have a song that you are ashamed of, to be honest, i don’t dressed, very annoying for one simple reason. i wrote for a very long time. here. it's really one of those songs, like a verse. i redid it probably 50 times and i'm already so pissed off. what releases, please, that's enough. you are a rock fan. there is, well, there is this light. here i am to the fact that we have a song lyuba love we have a song with you i love love, so we decided to make a fatal song for you, yes,

about directions. do you want to show? true released happiness to live in white thread is not even cut. and how to wear it but miss very very. i want to ask how could you.

all you lied and your servant. singers about myself irina i know that you have a son, that you are an incredibly loving, caring mother, and he recently even brought his girlfriend to meet you. these are the ones i have. and how is he doing with music, he is a very musical guy, but link his fate with music. he does not want to, yes, he has a wonderful ear, a wonderful timbre of his voice. he enjoys singing in karaoke with friends or there with me, but stay a musician for now, at least in this 17 yo, and he doesn't want to track my back there track. yes, he even got into uh yes , hip-hop char lyosha tell us about. i know that you have a daughter. and how old am i, little six months old. that is,

the hit has not yet been recorded, but it is already being written. by the way, well done cool. let's drive her voice will be. i think it's serious. well, of course it is. everyone has a common story, probably with a daughter. but this is a cool story, like a cool topic, but now i propose to write a hit, here you decide what it will be. he will be kind will be evil, but it seems to me that here is your talent to press e, sad keys of the soul , it can work here. very good. so look, then you can compose, of course, how beautiful, you sound in my head. so good. i always asked you to abide about

me, but then you feel bad, but you understood that i meant you still love you evil. and i'm still waiting for you, still waiting for you, but only a rain of tires. i love you, still love you. but only rain on the roofs. the case smacks of a general feat, because it is very finally it turns out, maybe you think about doing something together with great desire. i really like your timbre, to be honest, and i, as

at the beginning, we are fine, my friends , today in our studio there were incomparable artists. just legends. this is lyosha svik. irina dubtsova my wonderful co-hosts karina cross-vali. carnival, my name is anton lavrentyev, is standing behind me, and a group of gypsy bands. and it was an informal podcast. listen, good music, watch not the format, and we concede this scene to irina dubtsova how on a string is it taking so long? i'm trying to forget a new attempt, pricks, arranges all the dreams with a needle. we know strong nerves less than faith's

shadow. during the day, only the thoughts of everything about him and about him, about him and about him, burned down with fire. i will go up to him. i follow him there. i follow him. sorry on board. i'm behind him alone, if i raise the extinguished to him, i'll change pride behind him. i follow him. some of my waiting for you i friends fall. and you would just put an end to me again, a comma

, this is seriously flying around. all longing to pieces into fragments. i woke everything up, burned down in a day, with fire fire. only in battle is everything about him about him about him. i will rise to him in it. i will follow him into the promo. i'm behind him change pride. i follow him alone for the book alone. i will rise to

the sky to him. i will fall for him. i never noticed. hello dear viewers of the jokes podcast are with you again. eh, we will give you a good mood. sit down, you can fit comfortably. you can listen while standing today, as always with you, i am vadim galygin and attention. natalya medvedeva will try no less than me today to keep you in a good mood spent the time allotted to us in this

laboratory and of course, as always, we will tell jokes. by the way, right away and let's start walking elephant through the clearing is such a good day. that's it, he's such a trunk waving fun. stand once stopped there is no one. there is no one watching the distribution. and suddenly he notices a small ant on a stump. yeah looks at him and something you want to say pants. this is not a dirty joke. the elephant takes off his pants, the ant ran for a long time, then back and forth, forward and back, not all the lights out. these were not mine, mine with pockets. i'm on purpose, i'm on purpose, i tune in i will tell all sorts of nonsense jokes. and you will laugh will laugh at you. she's such a good friend today. come on

, it's like we're playing in the cities. i mean, it's over. i now have myself it is possible either about the ant, or sent. you know the anecdote, there are, uh, but jokes, and they tell them, either about tomatoes, or about worms, or two worms crawl about ants or two tomatoes crawl. let's decide first, who are the two worms, well, like, we just got hooked that the ants are there there were, yes, well, like worms, so they crawl slowly and the ants still run slowly. well, the meaning is that they crawl over and see the road ahead, and you have to crawl over two. a worm, and now they are crawling, crawling the road, the traffic is very active there and it starts to crawl and one says to the other, do you think we will have time for this children's joke, as the only one i know, very yara started friends with natasha, let 's start. let's start with your childhood. yes, here you are, who told jokes in the yard in

family, dad always told and tells and that is, he is the keeper of the tradition. yes, there were 500,000 books. they are these they are a joke. i don't know there are 2.000 best jokes jokes for dummies. well everything, everything is possible jokes and its distinguishing feature. at first he was a joke, like , i don’t know, they gathered in a pit, there was a wolf, a bear and a pig. like, like, what am i talking about now, yes , thanks to natalia, any such one we have today is also a life hack. that is, if you are absolutely not good at telling jokes, just starting a story, uh, any humorous form. after listing those gathered there, you need to type. well, tell me honestly, yes, honestly, he told some such vulgar hmm. the breeze often told, in general, he was a direct lover of jokes. and even as a child i understood why i can't remember a joke. well, the type is also in the company, as dad

tell. i even started to write down, like, so i heard a funny anecdote, i need to write it down and still didn’t remember it. i even tried to teach. now. remember the manuscript, natasha is now somewhere in school notebooks in at the end, you know, after mathematics, it is probably written down there somewhere. we will now go to natalia's house and try to find friends. while here for now, here is a flower. it's coming. here are the audience. you know from childhood. listen, i really, i never tell them, that's how it is for me, well, i still see a lot of people around me telling funny stories, funny anecdotes. some jokes are remembered. it's kind of hard for me, i don't know. i think you know yes. let's say one of your strongest trump cards is this. well, the fact that you can act out any story with facial expressions, yes, that is, this is such a role, that is, a stage one. here. you can tell jokes, such as role-playing, in which you can make a face, a children's joke. do you remember when there were two girlfriends two monkeys, you alone say, right? remember you

say, wait to remember. yes, here are two friends of the engine. and here they are sitting on a branch. suddenly it started to rain and one second asks you. well, it doesn't drip. damn, it wasn't like that. for example, i remember what this is about, but i'm not even the end of this joke. i don’t remember, i don’t remember, a happy person. the thing is, uh, i've been telling jokes for almost my entire life. yes, and i would like to clean this cache memory, but all the same, all these mimic jokes. it seems to me that it would be easy for you to remember, but firstly, i am already 38 years old, and i have been over these years. well, that is, i do not invent that i cannot tell. i'm not saying, believe me, i tried. well, listen, i'm kind of inadequate, to whom it may seem so. come on then, you know what we're talking about. this that some kind of life situation, when something happened and practically became

a joke. here, with you, such uh , events happened, some ridiculous situations occur, but they are mostly tough and friends can’t tell them here that natalya is happening so ridiculously ridiculous, as it were. offending or or that i get into some kind of ridiculous situation that i can, like at all, almost, not insulting someone, and then i don’t even understand that something is happening there, and then such a damn said or did it in some way when i couldn’t be insulting there. for some reason, i basically have in my memory a real case with me, where there are necessarily some traumatic ones like this for me, this is somehow seen as a fun anecdote. it was generally taught at school. that is, dad is at home, there were favorite jokes. i tried to remember them, because they were, well, insanely funny for me, they were the only one. you know that out of all of these

, from this time, the grass vovka when it was interesting was it a joke for you or not, when i fell, the dump itself slowed down my head, my mother didn’t catch me, i stayed and such an anecdote. no, it was all sorts of horror stories, there are little things. it's just that when i was at some kind of peak, everyone was talking about these vovochek. there were such rhymes, such as rhymes, there were bones in a row, asterisks in a row, a squad ran over a tram, and these are such children's horror stories. and how did you stick all sorts of such about medicine a lot of jokes. here you are, let's remember. we drive you by topic. come on it. i'm so vovochka two put you, so school two schoolchildren school topics 2. i just realized, let's talk about tomatoes by field already, and we managed and everything about it. therefore, the ants trilogy gingerbread man hanged himself,

gingerbread man hung everything. it was necessary that you don’t know pinocchio drowned. you remember all these things. now, i understand now, but i didn’t, when i said, the bun hung himself. the anecdote about pinocchio did not automatically pop up for me only when you told it. i remembered for sure. listen well, all sorts of medical. well, right, women with a child come to the doctor with a small child, they say not to eat anything. child, he looked at baby says if you are breastfeeding or artificially fed. she speaks chest. he says undress. well, she undressed. he kneaded her breasts for a long time meow-kneaded. so so there so listen to the resource. well, you don't have any milk. he says, actually, i'm his aunt. well, i'm so glad that i stopped by, in short, i somehow have a husband. i say what to do there, uh, like, you know, whether to pull out a splinter or wash out the eye or whatever. look at it . i say, it's fine. what if you were lying on

a table and you had scrotal surgery and i’ll look at such a doctor now in google, it would be normal for you to have such equivalent things as a splinter and a terrible person you saw him now, how did you connect it, but the meaning was such that it would be like a tantrum if you already know such doctors on the table, like, damn it, so i really lay on the table when my chin was sewn up, he, damn it, what happened to the chin? here is the story. here they are in general. an anecdote is a whole poem. come on , in short, you know, your favorite kvn and some kind of cup. everything is very pathetic. everything is very cool. and uh, of course, i myself like all this all these falls. i came up with another funny fall for myself, that i glued such a gift to myself, and i’m running paper, and falling on this gift with my head. and here he explodes from there all sorts of sparkles. i did this and it was great.

and so i glued it together, like this, such a cube, a square, such a paper cube, all pasted, like, like gifts, so i run and fall and, as it were , breaking it with my head and the meaning is such that you beat him. he is like that. well, like a thousand and puffs out slowly and the property manager says, let's do it for you, what will you do there? let us give you this present of yours. i say, well, do it i said for the last time in my life. in short, i run and fall , but it was badly glued, and i go straight with my chin into half-wooden maslyakov jr. sits on the stage, everyone is sitting, and i seem to get up, with this gift, i say something there. well , you know, something is not right, something is not right, and i'm so something there. run backstage. everything is just like that, yes, everyone is like that. ah. i understand, i run so fast. eh, just after 2 seconds in the toilet, an ambulance, because the cup is serious to me like this , two powerful women put me down, look in google

quickly. no, she just takes my chin like this and collects it, because there was such a smile, you know, such a smile hello, she collects it like that. with some kind of pull to seal and such you have 2 minutes, and they throw me out. and you tell me that the number goes on, we just go, the performance , i run out, and with this stuffed with such a thing and a scarf i quickly wrapped myself up. well, suddenly there, which in general wins back, they are already peeping at me, because i am already leaking. i'm running away. so they say everything. well, i mean, i won't hold you back now. you need an injury urgently. i understand that i have the performance of two more teams ahead, and i'm there , well, that's it, i'm calling, in short, my brother brings me to injury. immediately 100 m was an injury. everything is convenient, not by chance. and they put me there, and he splashed everything like this, this surgeon flooded it. here he takes something. i understand some sort of panic. i don't know, well i remember these phrases, when a pancake, well, again, clumsy work to do clumsy clumsy work to do girls, but we don’t, and we don’t have

thinner needles. well. with such a hook, and threads, huh? are over. the same no needle is normal no thread, normal. he says, well, again , clumsy work to do and everything and sews me. in short, here, he sewed me up, it turns out he glued it. i have such a thing like a clinic, 24, as if you know , they put a splint. he is so white. here is here here i have attached. here we have two hall. yoda i somehow had an orange part of my face and that's it. it turns out that i run to the square and manage to do my homework in this form, but the homework, as it were, hmm at the end was only with a song, and i got up, as if in the last rows , too . oh, as if no one, well, does not pay. actually me so far, what attention and when it all ended and everyone turned around and just like what it is. and i say, i’m already showing everything, i’m turning away showing and no one even understood that at all

happened, because i quickly muddied everything myself , expelled, but this is really a joke. joke we are back in our studio again. this is a podcast of jokes and with you. i'm vadim galygin and natalya, let's continue telling jokes, friends. yes, he is going. hey man on the way. suddenly he looks near the track . eh, a man with a cow and so, well, like voting slows down. then he stops and says what do you want a man. he says? yes, what does he say to you, listen, throw it up, but to the market, well, to the city. and then, well, in a passenger car, he talking about cows. he says we'll tie her up. that is, she will follow. he says seriously. well, let's tie a cow like that, then they all went about us. 40 are going. a man looks into the mirrors set up, in short,

he drowned it 60 times more and they look at a cow running, damn it, amazingly eighty cows, it looks like it’s behind, and he says this man. your cow says, well, he has already thrown out his tongue. he says which way is he talking? to the left, he says, everything, press to the right now let's overtake. i don't understand, wait. tell why why do i have to explain a joke to everyone now, in fact, and here is such yes here is your story. well, i understand , by the way, this is interesting to us, so we didn’t gather today, in principle, maybe you have some jokes that you didn’t understand all your life, and i’ll try. just remember which one. listen, well, it's actually worse when people laugh and don't understand the joke and don't recognize it.

uh. i'm just checking to see if you understand or not. yes, baba yaga is coming. yes, done. well , the mermaid is lying on the shore. and she says, are you lying around naked here? mermaid and says i'm not naked. she says i'm not naked, she laughed at my erotic costume, so she came near the hut, lay down undressed aha lies.

i know clearly understandable for the fact that i really often do not understand jokes. i just remembered this, but look, some things are opening for you only today. yes , therefore, almost every suit. i knew. i know the last time i couldn't learn to remember it. i mean, how cool. again you told me. and, if it seems, you know well jokes about animals. do you love and know? yes well, every time i remember, some kind of bear, some kind of mumps fell into the pit, and there something funny happens, their friends are stronger. i'm in the pit just like that, she is trying to deceive everyone there, strong, foxes are playing, stupid is strong. you know what she was doing out there, the wolf is also stupid. well, i don't know, i mean, i don't know. jokes to you tell me about how the doors got into the pit. yes

, they got into the pit, which means that the wolf bear, the fox, all the predators and the elk sit in the pit for a day, the second week has passed. yes, well, they decide who to eat, well, the predators begin to substance among themselves, they say, listen, we are here. we are all predators, that is, yes, you are a predator then and a predator medvedev predator was given something that he is a herbivore, come on. well, we didn’t come up with it, as it were, it’s like that. give it to him tell him moose. and elk overheard it all, so they come up and say, elk uh, listen, there is such a thing for you. well, listen, well, such is nature, we are all here, as it were, to die. and so we sit and squeeze you out. well, this is our nature, we are predators, you are herbivorous elk, he says, guys. yes, i see how you are suffering. i wanted to too. suggest actually, well, because i see, here you are emaciated in the face. it's actually scary

to look at. the bear has become like a wolf in general. skinny says. well, i have one request for you. so i say, yes, yes, which one revived, the same people let them in. yes, he says, when i was little, i was born , they made a tattoo on my ass. what is written or drawn there? i don’t know there at all, well, they said that there was some kind of wish for me like here is a happy moose life. they might be there read what they say, well, of course, of course, such he says, well, look, once the ass turned. they will all stop. an elk bouncing with two hooves was a bun from the forest immediately to death, then with two hooves a bear's teeth flew out and you say bear without teeth. i say, and i'm still a train. i can't count at all. let's talk about you some more. here is a huge number of jokes about fishing, for example, that is,

here, well, there is a big plast passion for people. yes, yes, right fishing hunting, yes, so a huge number of jokes about hunting passes the stove is the only one. i've taught him, and now i wouldn't hand him over to dust. wait, no one is sitting. it doesn't matter which of them is the main thing, for what i'm sitting, i can't natasha well. he was sitting dumber, which means that vasily ivanovich was sitting on the rails, he was coming up, petka, he said move over. i understood, i understood it i remember of course, yes, can you imagine i play along on purpose. i don't know what's next, what i thought was going to continue. i didn’t finish right now, well, there were jokes about them, you know

such eh? related uh, well, again here with by the fact that they are here, well, you say some singing was a little there and not so, yes, then, well, let's just say a little smarter, ivanovich said vazels, but they had such on columburs. remember, as they say, and you say that you will, when , well, like, everything will end and just in general, that is, the civil war will end there. he says i'm a stove. i'll build a conservatory. he says, oh, how mmm, and i'll put a machine gun on top. here is the gun. there what? well, so that canned food does not tear out such an old farewell of ivanovich and sing, but look, i want you to talk about fishing and hunting do you have hobbies in general? for example, fishing. well, here's an anecdote about worms crawling two people, yes, and i'm not from a fisherman's family, although dad, my brother fishes. they were fishing. well, not directly, that's not much, that

he is a hunter. a fisherman like this, oh, how did papa bring dead hares or rabbits? i don't know now you'll understand. well, most likely you can see the hares, and the hare was some kind of special breed now and for the game. they chopped off our legs, damn it. they cut off the legs of the hares and gave them to us to play with, because they were very soft, you know, and you, like, we took them on a string and hang them around our necks and walked, like, well, there was some kind of soft sect natasha for you, you don’t know, andrey put andrei’s brother on his shelf, and he had such a gray color. well, as you know, here's the plan, well , such a forest, as it were, yes, and i had such a light, ours is just like british cats. here he was so smoky. yes, these are the famous smoky ones, because you had just playing, because they were soft and

after a while they hardened and became, like a stone hmm well, it's dead, you see, go for new ones. i remember going up to my dad, in short. sad now. and by the way, look, let's do everything, we are talking about hunting about hunting. we all understood that the father went to the next house for rabbits, there and so on. there had to. let's talk about fishing. have you ever fished? look. yes, i wait, what are you right now, as if, oh, i remembered, this will never happen, what, oh, i remembered, i can say. oh, i'm ready. let's prepare a joke, just about your fishing. please be strict don’t sit, and i’m really everything, come on, how is it more convenient for you so that i don’t laugh at all or yes, so come on, come on, in general, will

your uncle interfere with your yes? yes, he is so masculine as the fishermen look different. ok then. yes, it’s like he’s just an experienced rybak, he knows everything, and it means he casts the bait, as he casts it, he looks, pecks, pulls out, nothing, pecks, pecks, pecks, twitches. around this hook gathered,