when are we? away, how long, long waited. how many, many love me only for a long time. that the war was no longer painfully lonely, love me for a long time it is not possible for not every god to water from your evil. how i waited for you, how i waited for you, how i waited for you? cool cool look one more time. we have your my favorite song about him. yes, and we now listen and infinity. you are my best song you like it no more, wait, you know, when a song has some kind of, uh, historical purpose, then there is no

get away, so the song is about him and the song was crying, for example. she cried when he left, you cried and on your knees asked to keep it still. here she is. now by deeds to love, now only working she forgot how to love again to love. and you closed your heart and tried every day. how many years before the tears of their tears? already everything was not serious, but it's a pity you didn't understand, i 'll rise to him, the sky, i'll sweat to get into him. i follow him. sorry pride. and behind him alone i go to

him alone. i'll rise to him, the sky, i 'll doubt i'm behind him excuse my pride. why is this does it sound genius? i don't understand. i want these tracks to exist now irina tell me, uh, you said that you don’t like to perform this song, that you are tired of it. here somewhere on the internet, yes, why ? well, this is a hityara. it's people who want more, but why do you know this, this is the problem of the first song here. uh, when the first song is super super mega, a hit, then, and all the other songs. we recently discussed this with a redhead, by the way, not with you, but with a redhead with andryukha from ivanushki, so what, how much ivanushki would not sing hits, although for me it sounds like a dowry, so people say. i say, you

're kidding, i say that they are serious, yes, everything and everything. well, well, they have a billion hits, a billion, he says, no, people just like yours have clouds about him and that's it. tell me, please, why do you write such sad or lyrical tracks, although life is so bright, radiant , you can simply replace it in your mood. anything, but the songs are so lyrical, you have to constantly worry about it. here's some sad, and the mood to get because of this e are born. tell me all the delays. i have more fast songs in the program than slow songs. but these are such fast songs, under which you can only dance and cry at the same time. yes sad. yes, wait a sad technique, so anyway, to write a song about love. she needs to be lived. that is, this is some kind of god forbid, no, this is not happening. and what happens as a citizen? it seems to me that, for example, those songs that became hits, as they said, like a hit. yes, this is a song lived from the inside, somehow connected with you. well then

there, it turns out, well, those songs that you write about well, there are also very deep words, how it was experienced or this, uh. well, i don't know, there, in my opinion, we'll watch the film, of course, in different ways. so some songs are absolutely 100% biographical, that is, they are dedicated to a specific person in a specific situation, as well. a specific date sometimes even there and so on. well, it happens, really. that's right, you said that , ah, this is a watched film, these are emotions received from the outside because if i had all this everything that i wrote, i would have experienced it for myself business in life. it seems to me that there was no irina tell me please, but there is a song for which i am ashamed a song for which i am ashamed, well, let's say, yes, well, let's, then let's sing it. damn, they redid the bosonova with the boys, when we installed them on the big stuffing boxes

. i can show you, come on, you cheated on me with some blonde. why no voice? i would send a link to all such men without limousine suits. you phones. you shouted that it was all true, that from something there it seemed to me a fly, honey, i will not sing out of anger i will dish out, and i will whisper intelligently in your ear. and where are you there? where do you know? i myself will never again give anything for the night to worry about your soul calling. how are you there? glad to see an envelope here now. you

know, i myself will never give you anything again. i myself will begin to worry with you to your friends, be, how are you there? well, how are you, but how do you not know, amazing song calls. tell me calls, krutoy and says, irochka should be written. here is a song like a fast one, but such a rollicking such a stupid one. that's what was so babskuyu. i say, i don’t know how to write such songs. i think the serious ones are beautiful. he says, well, then a person will write to you who. that's what i say, no-no-no-no-no-no, well , actually on the same evening or day i don’t remember what time of day he called me. so i wrote this song. i just sucked it out of my finger, i honestly admit that this is a song that

has not been lived by me, does not go. well, its not easy and i will tell you that it is also very popular in karaoke. yes, send a song lyosh tell me please, but you have a song that you're ashamed damn that's me, to be honest, i'm not dressed very much infuriates for one simple reason. i wrote for a very long time. here. it's really one of those songs, like a verse. i redid it probably 50 times and i'm already so pissed off. what releases, please, that's enough. you're a fan of the box you're a fan there, well, there's this one here, i mean, we have a song i love love, you and i have a song i love love, so we decided to do it for you in the songs you want to show. 10 times the password

is abandoned but wrong in our past like enter the hour, looking for the keys to give away loneliness, but who let go of happiness, we won’t even reveal the white thread and how to wear it, but skip it and get stronger without the students very, very much. i want to ask how could you double love where? you are on the verge of de everything you lied to. ira, your boobs are on their own irina i know that you have a son, that

you are an incredibly loving, caring mother, and he recently even brought his girlfriend to meet you. that's the kind of gossip i have. and how is he doing with music, he is a very musical guy, but to tie his destiny with music. he does not want to, yes, he has a wonderful ear, a wonderful timbre of his voice. he likes to sing karaoke with friends or there with me, oh, but stay a musician for now, at least in this 17 years old, and he doesn’t want a track of my back there is a track, and he even got into uh yeah into hip -hop char lyosha tell me about i know that you have a daughter. and how many well small 6 months? that is, the hit has not yet been recorded, but it is already being written. by the way, well done cool cool let's drive in her voice

will be. i think it's serious. well, of course it is. everyone has a common story, probably with a daughter. but it's a cool story, it's a cool topic, that is. well, now i propose to write a hit, here you decide what it will be. he will be kind, he will be evil, but it seems to me that here is your talent to press e, sad keys of the soul, he can work here. very good. so look, then you can compose, of course, you sound so beautiful in my head. so good, and you don't know, and you're sleeping somewhere far away not to stay about me, but then you feel bad,

but you understood that i still meant you love you. and i'm still waiting for you, still waiting for you, but only a rain of tires. love you. everything, i love you. the case smacks of a general feat, because it happens very cool. maybe you think about doing something together with great desire. i really like your timbre, to be honest, and i, as at the beginning, we know everything is fine, my friends today we have a non-format podcast in the studio, there were

incomparable artists. just legends. this is lyosha svik. irina dubtsova my wonderful co-hosts karina cross-vali. carnival me my name is anton lavrentiev standing behind me, and the group is a gypsy band. and it was an informal podcast. listen, good music, don't look at the format, and we cede this scene to irina dubtsova our days are like a thread for so long. i'm trying to forget a new attempt, pricks, a needle puts all my dreams in their places, strong nerves less than vera 's shadow the day before grief, it's only thoughts of fire

about him and about him about him and about him. i will go up to him. i went out after him, i followed him from board , i occupy him. i'll go to him alone. i 'll get up to him. dad, i'll fall for him. i'm just for him sorry pride all behind him alone i understand that for you i smile at my friends. and you would just put an end to me, but again the comma is seriously flying apart from longing into pieces into fragments. it's all useless day after day, obviously

burn with fire with fire, only thoughts are all about him about him. i will raise it to him. change my pride with me, i will fall behind him alone. i noticed never.

hello dear viewers podcast jokes again with you we will give you a good mood. sit down, you can fit comfortably. you can listen while standing today i am always with you, vadim galygin, and it is natalia medvedev who will try no less than me today for medvedev, so that you spend the time allotted to us in this laboratory in a good mood and, of course, as always, we will tell jokes. by the way,

right away and let's start walking elephant through the clearing such and such a good day. that's it, he is waving such a trunk merrily to stand once he stopped there is no one. distribution to stand. i'm telling you, he 's looking at no one again. and suddenly he notices on a stump a small ant looks at him and wants to say something, he takes off his pants. an anecdote is now an elephant taking off his pants, an ant ran for a long time, here and there, back and forth, forward to be pockets. no, on purpose. yes, i specifically tuned in to the fact that i would tell all sorts of nonsense and laugh, and people would laugh at you. that's how they are friends. come on, it's like we 're playing cities. i mean, it's over. now i have myself

. it’s either about an ant or about an elephant. worm or crawling two tomatoes. let's decide first, who are the two worms, well, like, we just caught on that the ants were there, yes, well, like worms, so they crawl slowly and the ants still run slowly. well, the meaning is that they crawl over and see the road ahead, and you have to crawl over two e worms, and now they crawl, crawl the road. there the movement is very active, as it begins to crawl and one speaks to the other. do you think we can make it. this is a children's anecdote, as the only one i know, very yara friends started with natasha, let's start. let's start with your childhood. yes, here you are who told jokes in the yard in the family, dad always told and tell stories. and that is, he is the keeper of the tradition. yes, we had

500,000 books. they are these they are 1.000 to one anecdote. i don't know there are 2.000 best jokes jokes for dummies. well, all the best jokes and his distinguishing feature. at first he was a joke, like, i don’t know , they gathered in a pit, there was a wolf, a bear and a pig. now what am i talking about? thanks to us today natalia is also a life hack. that is, if you are absolutely not good at telling jokes, just starting the story, uh, in any humorous form. after listing those gathered there, you need to type. well , tell me honestly, yes, honestly, he told some such hmm vulgar breeze often told, in general, he was just a lover of jokes. and even as a child i understood why i can't remember a joke. well, the type is also in the company, as dad tell. i even started to write down these so i heard funny. no need to write everything down

still didn't remember. i even tried, like , to learn the manuscript now, natasha is now somewhere in school notebooks at the end, you know, after mathematics, probably written somewhere there. we 'll go home now and try to find some friends. while here for now, here is a flower. it's coming here spectators. such let's say so you understand from childhood. listen, i really do. i never told them that i was like that, well, i don't care. trick so many people around me are telling funny stories, funny anecdotes. some jokes are remembered. for me it's kind of hard, i don't know. it seems to me that you know that here, uh, one of your strongest trumps, let's say, is this. well, the fact that you can play any story with facial expressions, yes, that is, this is such a role, that is, a stage one. well, you can tell jokes, such as, which is based on roles, in which you can make faces for something, children's jokes. do you remember when there were two girlfriends, two monkeys, one of them had one. yes , remember, and the second such rain. yes rain i almost remember. yes,

here are two friends of the engine. and here they are sitting on a branch. and suddenly it started to rain and one second i ask you not to drip on your lower lip. damn, it wasn't like that. for example, i remember what this is about, but i'm not even the end of this joke. i don’t remember, i don’t remember, a happy person. the thing is, uh, i've been telling jokes for almost my entire life. yes, and i would like to clean this cache memory, but all the same, all these mimic jokes. it seems to me that it would be easy for you to remember, but firstly, i am already 38 years old, and i have been over these years. well, that is, i do not invent that i cannot tell. i don't i say, believe me, i tried. well, listen, i'm kind of inadequate, to whom it may seem so. come on then, you know what we're talking about. this is what some kind of life situation, when something happened and almost became a joke. here you are, uh, things happened, some ridiculous situations happen,

but they are mostly tough and friends can’t tell them here what natalya is going on. well, such, like so ridiculously ridiculous, as it were. insulting or or that i find myself in some kind of ridiculous situation that i can, as in general, almost insulting someone, and then i don’t even understand that something is happening there, and then such a damn said or did in childhood. you got into some when i couldn't be offending there. for some reason, i mostly remember the case with me, where there are necessarily some traumatic ones like this, and for me this is somehow seen as fun jokes. you told at school in general, that is, dad is at home, your favorite ones were jokes. i tried to remember them, because they were, well, insanely funny for me, they were the only one. do you know that from all of these, from this time of grass vovochka when it’s interesting, was it a joke for you or not, when i fell, the dump itself

slowed down my head, my mother didn’t catch me, i stayed and such an anecdote. no, well, there were all sorts of horror stories, there, from the time of vovochka. it's just that when i was at some kind of peak, everyone was talking about these vovochek. there were such stitches, like stitches, there were bones in a row, asterisks in a row. the tram moved from you, and these are such children's horror stories, yes , horror stories, and how did you put all sorts of such about medicine in a lot of jokes. here you are, come on remember. we drive you by topic. come on it. i’m giving you two vovochka, which means that school is two schoolchildren, school topics 2. i’m just tomatoes in the field already, and you managed to do it all 35 and everything about it. these are ants. that's how the trilogy bun hung himself. kolobok hung everything. this it was very know pinocchio drowned. you

remember all these things. here. i 'll wait now, but i'm not here, when i said, the bun hung himself. the anecdote about pinocchio did not automatically pop up for me only when you told it. i remembered for sure. listen but medical everyones. well, right , women with a child come to the doctor with a small child, they say not to eat anything. child, he looked at the child says, are you breastfeeding or artificially fed. she speaks chest. he says undress. well, she undressed. he kneaded her breasts for a long time meow-kneaded. so so there so i say, listen well, you have absolutely no milk. he says, actually, i'm his aunt. well, i'm so glad that i stopped by, in short, i somehow have a husband. i say what to do there, uh, like, you know, whether to pull out splinters or rinse your eyes or what? he is an equal age. wait, look in gu. i say okay. and if you were lying on the table, and you had an operation on the scrotum and i’ll look at such a doctor now on google, it would be normal for you to have such equivalent things as a splinter and you were a terrible person to see me,

but the meaning was such that there would be a tantrum , if on the table, when the doctor now you already know such doctors, like, damn it, here i was really lying on the table when my chin was sewn up, he, damn it, what happened to the chin? here is the story. here in general not a joke. this is a whole poem. in short, our favorite kvn and some kind of cup. everything is very pathetic. everything is very cool. and uh, of course, i myself, like all this, all these falls, i came up with another funny fall for myself. but what if i glued such a gift to myself, and i’m running a paper one, and falling on this gift with my head. and here he explodes from there all sorts of sparkles. i did this and it was great. and so i glued, like this, but such a cube, a square, such a paper cube, all pasted, like, like gifts, here i run and fall and, as it were

, smashing his head and the meaning is such that you beat him. he is like that. well, how would you pout slowly and the props agent say, let's do it for you, what will you do yourself? let's make this your gift game. well do it i said for the last time in my life. in short, i run and fall , but it was badly glued, and i go straight with my chin into half-wooden maslyakov jr. sits on the stage , everyone is sitting, and i seem to get up, with this gift, i say something there. well you know something is wrong something is not right, i’m running backstage there. it's just like that, everything, yes, i understand everyone like that, i run in such an ambulance. uh, just 2 seconds later in the toilet, an ambulance, because the cup is serious to me like this, two powerful women put me down, look on google quickly. no, she just takes me for it. so here we are, and here we are collecting, because there was such a smile, you know, such hello, she collects like that,

with something to pull over to glue and you have such 2 minutes, and they throw me out. and you me the number goes on, we just go to the performance. i run out. eh, with this glued with a little thing, i quickly wrapped a scarf around myself. well, so that suddenly there, which in general wins back , i’m already peeping at me, because i’m already leaking. i'm running away. so they say everything. well, i mean, i won't hold you back now. you need an injury urgently. i understand that i have a performance of two more teams ahead, and i'm there, well, that's it, i'm calling, in short, my brother brings me to injury. immediately 100 m was an injury. everything is convenient, not by chance. and that's where i put me, and he's like this everything was splashed, filled in by this surgeon. here he takes something. i understand some kind of panic. i don’t know, well, i remember these phrases, when a pancake, well, again they work clumsy to do clumsy work to do girls, but we don’t, and we don’t have thinner needles. well. no, something like that, but threads. the assistant has run out

but there is no needle normally no thread is normal. he says, well, again he clumsily works to do everything and sews me. in short, here, he sewed me up, it turns out that he sealed it with a clinic like this, 24, as if you know , they put such a white splint here here with me attached. here everything is for you in the iodine hall. i somehow had an orange part of my face and that’s it, and i get to run to kvn and manage to do my homework in this form in this form, but it’s like homework hmm at the end was only with a song, and i got up, as it were in the last ranks , too, there wound up on top of the chances left so the eyes of the people are whispering, as if no one, well, does not pay. actually me so far, what attention and when it all ended and everyone turned around and just like what it is. and i say, i already show everything, i turn away you show and no one even understood what happened at all, because i quickly muddied everything myself, expelled it, but this is really a joke. joke we are back in our

studio again. this is a podcast of jokes and i'm with you vadim galygin and natalya sorry, we continue to tell jokes, friends. yes, he is going. hey man on the way. suddenly he looks near the track . eh, a man with a cow and so, well, like voting slows down. then he stops and says what do you want a man. he says? yes, what does he say to you, listen, throw it up, but to the market, well, to the city. and then, well, in a passenger car, he talks about cows. he says we'll tie her up. that is, she will follow. he says seriously. well, let's tie a cow like that, so they all just went 40 go. a man looks into the mirrors set up, but 60 times he drowned through a cow running, damn it,

an amazing 80 cows, it’s figuring from behind, and he says this man. your cow says, well , he has already thrown out his tongue. he says which way is he talking? left, he says, that's it, press right now let's overtake. i don't i understood why why i should now explain the joke to everyone in general, and here is such yes here is your story. i may not understand them. well, i understand, by the way, this is interesting to us, so we gathered today, in principle , maybe you have some anecdotes that have been incomprehensible to you all your life, and i will try. remember what kind of listen, well, in fact, it's worse when people laugh and not understanding the joke is not recognized. i'm just checking to see if you understand or not. yes, baba yaga is coming,

yes they are ready, well, the mermaid is looking at shore. and she says, are you lying around naked here mermaid and says, i'm not hungry. she says, i'm not naked, it's my erotic costume, she laughed, she came near the hut, lay down to undress aha, koshchei the immortal cartoon is coming. he says are you out of your mind? what are you doing here, lying around naked? she hey not naked, by the way, this is my paternal costume. well, at least you petted him, right? and you understood this, yes, well, you see, it’s not hopeless, all friends don’t matter, you see, i have problems, because i really often don’t

i understand jokes. i remembered it now, some things are opening up for you. just today, you know, yes, so i knew i wanted to understand him. i mean, how cool. again you told me. and if it seems like, you know well, here are jokes about animals. do you love or know? oh, well, every time i remembered, some kind of bear , some fox, some kind of mumps fell into the pit, and there was something funny there. they have stronger going friends in the pit. it's just that she's so cunning, she's trying to deceive everyone out there based on that. all the bear is strong. you know, it's stupid. you know, the wolf is dumb too. well i don't know, that is, i don't know how i joke. come on, tell me some cool story about how the doors got into the pit. yes, they got into a hole, and a bear , a wolf, a fox, all predators and an elk are sitting,

they are sitting for a day, the second week is the past. yes, well, they decide who to eat, well, the predators begin to substance among themselves, they say, listen, we are here. we are all predators, that is, yes, you are a predator then i am a predator bear predator it was given that he is a herbivore. well it's not us came up with, as it were, it's such a nature. come on it. tell him an elk, and they overheard everything, so they don’t come up to me and say, elk uh, listen here is such a thing for you. well listen. well, that's nature. we're all going to die here right now. and so we sit and squeeze you out. well, this is our nature, we are predators, you are grass. i'm fucking moose says guys. yes, i see how you are suffering. i really wanted to see it myself. in general, well, because i see that you have grown thin, on your face. it’s generally scary to look at . the bear has become like a wolf in general. skinny says. well, i have one request for you. so i

i say, yes, yes, which one revived, the same people let them in. yes, he says, when i was little, i was born , they made a tattoo on my ass. what is written or drawn there? i don’t know there at all, well, they said that there was some kind of wish for me like here is a happy elk life. could they read what they say there? well, of course, of course, such he says, well, look once the asses turned. they all stop, elk jump with two hooves was a bun from the forest immediately to death, then with two hooves bears. all their teeth have fallen out and this is how the bear without teeth unfolds. i say, but if it's a train, i don't even know how to count. let's talk about you some more. here are a huge number of jokes about fishing, for example, that is, well, there is a big plast passion for people. yes, for example, fishing is hunting, yes, so a huge number

of jokes about hunting, the only one. i've taught him, and now i wouldn't hand him over to dust. wait, it's him sitting. it doesn't matter which of them is the main thing, for what i'm sitting i can't natasha well sitting who do you ask? there is no one here , we are sitting alone, which means that vasily ivanovich is sitting on the rails. petka says move over. i got it, got it. remember, of course, yes, can you imagine i play along on purpose. i don't know, i was scared there were jokes about them, you know? associated uh, well, again, with the fact that they are here, well, some sing, as you say, was a little there

and so, yes, well, let's say, ivanovich said a little smarter than his potion, but they had such puns. remember what they say? and you say that you will, when, well, like, it's all over, and that's it. and in general, that is, the civil war will end there. he says i'm a stove. i'll build a conservatory. he says, oh , how mmm, and i'll put a machine gun on top. here is the gun. there what? well, so that canned food don't steal ivanovich's old farewell and sing, but look, i want you to go fishing and hunting, do you have hobbies in general. for example, fishing, fishing, well they say about worms crawling two people, yes, and i'm not a fisherman's family, although dad, my brother fishes. they were fishing. well, not directly, that's not much, that he is a hunter and a fisherman well, somehow, oh, how did dad bring dead hares or