a little bit wrong there, yes, well, let's say a little smarter, ivanovich said, but they had such puns. remember what they say? and you say that you will, when , well, like, this is all over. you and ivanovich in general, that is, the civil war will end there. he says i'm a stove. i'll build a conservatory, he says, oh, how m-m, and i'll put a machine gun on top. why is this a machine gun? well, so as not to steal canned food, yes, such an old farewell of ivanovich and sing, but look , uh, i want you to hunt about fishing. you generally have hobbies. for example, fishing fishing. well, by the way, a joke about worms crawling. and i'm not a fisherman's family. although dad. i'm fishing with my brother. they were fishing. well, not right here, the leg is not such that he brought the fish hunter dead, you know, or rabbits? i don't know

now you will understand, most likely, a hare and it is clear that the hare was some special breed now. for the game, they chopped off our legs. they cut off the legs of the hares and let us play with them , because they were very soft, you know, and you , like, we took them on a string and hang them on six for ourselves and walked, like, well, soft. you do not you know, andrey put andrey's brother on his shelf, and his color was so gray. well, as you know, here's the plan. come on, lesnoy, as it were, yes, and i had such a light, ours is just like british cats. here he was so smoky. yes, these are the famous smoky ones, because you just had to play around, because they were soft and after a while they hardened and became like a stone. well, it's dead, you see

, go for new ones. i remember going up to my dad, in short. sad now uh by the way look , come on everything understood that the father went to the next house for rabbits, there and so on there had to. let's talk about fishing. have you ever fished? look. yes, i wait, that you're right like this, as if i were like this oh, i remembered it will never be like that, what, oh, i remembered, i can say. oh, i'm ready. let's prepare a joke, just about your fishing. please don't judge too harshly. i ’m really everything, come on, as it’s more convenient for you, so that i don’t laugh at all or give it here, so come on, come on, in general, uncle, i would interfere with your yes, yes, he is so masculine as the fishermen

look different. ok then. yes, it’s like he ’s just an experienced rybak, he knows everything, and it means he casts the bait, as he casts it. no, he pulls out nothing the second time, he undresses. gathered around this hook. the whole party remembered it would turn out to be a worm

and said. well, well, you knew, well, you tried to laugh. you knew it was an anecdote honestly, i knew, but how he told the same charm, you know, in general, that is, here, uh, our viewers will agree. you've said great things now. i you know all that this was the exposure. well, everything was there, i was there, i now undressed with you and climbed in. hey, we looked too. well, rather with this fisherman, my god, what am i saying, maybe it bothers me to tell jokes, because all the time i saw my dad tell, and he tells them well, really cool funny. listen, well, as if this, it seems to me, is some kind of complex of yours. yes, we will get rid of you and i here today , i don’t know, work in this laboratory, tirelessly. you reminded me of a joke about

fishing, too, uh, merry means a man comes. he throws once a bite from him once hooks and there, well, such a crucian, and he still twisted off the hook in the air and, uh , the peasant was already poured here. you know, there 's a glass of 100 g there now. yes, everyone thinks something has been brought down there, drink all that. this crucian flies his this glass just with vodka there. i was so upset that he ate the bait even he is so small. yes, even took the fucked up vodka. yes, and he took this crucian this vodka into the bushes and poured it into glasses already like fish on give me a sec. i'll try the worm. there, the crucian took these e thrown out there, he just didn’t work out with fishing. well, it throws the bait there and then the bite went. these are bast shoes, that is, different parties. he was just tired of pulling,

the bait is already running out for him. a full fish tank is already just there with their feet, but stuffs. i don't think god ever did. how much i catch at this place every week there, well, yes, it’s kind of cool , and yes, i hear someone talking. he looks once, and there the fish are sitting in sadka and among themselves, the crucian shaking up, pouring them out such, but the fishermen all his for sure in jokes, when for some fish. well, that is , the main character is walking, and he has some kind of mouse, fish, for some small animals, which, ah. listen to this. it's an anecdote. it is akin, like fairy tales, in fact, it was brilliantly invented in all epics. all the peoples of the world had an idea that everyone

was talking. i think that was probably the case before. if you take some theories there, you know such, that's because the stone tells him, there he asked the winds or the mouse asks. it's interesting when everyone can talk to yourself, kopeechka answers or the mouse, of course, it's fun there. it's funny that these episodes of yes are voiced not only yes, but like. no, it is imperative that there is a character, yes, constantly no, you find the characters and say he is like that. oh yes, there was a time. well ace, no. that's all for today , if, for example, a joke from a hare works in the registry office hello, dear anecdote. no. today you told all the jokes where everyone talked with you. like this. well, that's because it's good about animals. well, like here, uh, no

necessarily, just like a bear, but not about doors, not about animals. there are a million jokes, when does the husband return from a business trip? i remember, that’s all, i don’t remember further, well, such huge quantities. did you ever come up with jokes yourself, did you ever know, we had an idea in moscow, in general, it’s just x what to put a joke on. you know, we had our first experience of kvn there in the ninety-third year , something like this was played out, like sketches, some jokes, amateur art performances were working for us. well, we added them there. again, artistic there were some bindings there. yes, for it to work, but why is it really its hard. you start to put it on, but it becomes not funny, because it's still, uh, that is, jokes. yes, this is such a readable story, that is, people in

the end came up with themselves. yes, which husband from which business trip? there are jokes in general, that is, uh, which are there, well, let's say, depending on who told it, he is so funny, but still most people draw jokes. well, they are not on the street now, they are now reading somewhere and it is very important and very important, what is this. well, this is how to paint it, and he sits so bearded and does something there with his clumsy finger, that is, books are much needed here, well, leave the salt itself, then leave the very essence so that it is readable. now i remembered how i think the jokes were a medical joke. comes in. here comes in . here, wait, a cloura woman comes in. here in this, the whole i of the navy on the first

le is us ro? reap after all, we are with you leningradka we remember what war means when a tired submarine from the depths and love for river, i will run to teach your land with my heart. i'll snuggle up, sometimes it seems to me that the soldiers' happiness is more somewhere far away in my memory now, like you smoke warmly in childhood. to the front of the spring, the soldier was not up to the tackle

of the overlap, you will find the premiere of the white nights music festival, st. petersburg on sunday on the first podcast of jokes and with you. i am vadim galygin and au continue to tell jokes friends, so such a joke is a mechanical engineer. uh-huh, i decided to open a medical clinic, well, i was so cunning. i mean, i wrote i'm flying, any ailment. 5.000 rub. if, like, well, no matter how

the doctor works and thinks about now i am this charlatan, there and on knowledge there opa sits down, this designer tells him the mechanism. what's the problem? he says i've lost my taste. i don't feel anything, i lost the taste. he says, sister says seriously. give us, please, uh, bag number 22, well, the nurse's assistant brings in. he gives him no, he gives him that time only drinks and pah. that's gasoline. he says, well, congratulations. you again distinguish tastes, well, this doctor spat on you 5,000. i think okay, i'll come tomorrow and there the dipstick comes the next day and says. he says hello what do you have he says i lost my memory. help he says, just a second sister. bring , please, bag number 22. wait, in it , gasoline, your memory has returned again from you

5,000. yes, it was on the third day. okay, i'll play right now. he comes and says, all this sat down in an armchair saying what happened, my eyesight did not see anything. he just says the designer says, well, here i am powerless, here. your 10,000 rubles. he says, well, there are only five. congratulations, you are back. vision from you will be 5.000. there were a lot of not so many anecdotes in general. these doctors were talking about money, there was something money in general, no matter how plast was talking about money, these machinations , something like that, i don’t remember, i would have laughed so much. you are here, i'm right, i'm super. i have a memory for a joke. i don't remember them. sometimes they tell me kvnovskie. which ones are sent to me? you did such a joke with such a number. i'm serious. yes, happy person. i remembered how, in principle, something anecdotal case was. i worked as a cleaner as a first year student. and moreover, i was

the chairman of the student council, i graduated from school with silver medals. that is, i’m just such a smart, beautiful girl in heels, but i worked as a cleaner, and you graduated from your faculty, i didn’t finish anything , it was the first year. that is, i need it as a part-time job. and i used this after the institute of the full-time department to quickly soap, and there they had a secretary who was constantly. well, no, she seemed to be sitting, but she was so dumb and everyone was laughing that i i constantly put down the mop and ran to help her print it, print it out, do something, but still natasha. maybe you're at least a secretary. i say, i can't. i have studies and that's it. run away. again the floors were washed and everyone was laughing, like, damn it, are you like this? i'm not talking about a secretary here, a girl gets a job as a secretary. and here she is. actually came to uh, and the employer says about you in the resume it is written that you, uh, type thousands of characters per minute. are you seriously. you really

know how. yes? yes, the secretary smiles sometimes this kind of crap happens. here is such a sweetheart is not good, so you said. what else do you like the footnote smiles at the secretary, and he answers her. where why all of you always notice, even when you tell, my dad tells, in general, in principle, everyone who tells jokes about the secretary. and at all on the secretary. it's always some kind of know why that's noticed? well, no need now. well, it's true, for some reason, if you figure it out about the fact that the secretary is different, but basically they are gothic. well how it would be as if he would introduce to the secretary, and she would say something hee-hee-ha or she was hinting at something, and he would answer something there. it seems to me that we slandered life, well, we slander the secretaries. that's what the protection society with a secretary to create. by the way, you are nobody. this is a very good

topic for us. i think a very good topic for our next podcast is just a little bit because of all these joke heroes. let us next time really try to figure out who is right in an anecdotal situation. and who is to blame and why why all secretaries become victims? uh, it’s your sheps, you will tell a joke where your bear will talk like this, and the fox will talk like this next time with you, that i will stand up for one anecdotal character, yes, the hero of the joke. and you will be the lawyer of the mouse for another, and i will, for example, speak differently, and voice it. yes, not you, well, on this optimistic let's friends. uh, unfortunately our time has come to an end. hmm, really something else to do, please stay in a good mood. it was a podcast of jokes, and for you today they remembered funny stories and

jokes themselves vadim galygin bye bye bye see you again. dear friends, on the air of channel one, the creative industry podcast has just died down the anniversary concert of projects, yes, and our guest is the gorgeous presenter yana churikova of the audience, generally speaking, star factory twenty years ago roman pockets and elena envy, of course, because there were other adult producers who were then 20 years younger, i looked and thought, wow, how interesting i am, but by the way , lena's legendary songs, the author of which

was also elena kipper, sounded in our factory, our tattoos performed with blue borodina, by the way. with what feeling did you watch this concert on the stage. i understand that the vision of your profession, but emotions, because, firstly, we have it, that is, this is the very case when i collected it together with the team, that is, we tried to understand who from generally is available in order to get together together because we decided to bring guys from all seasons. some were busy that evening. someone was not in moscow, someone else was something, but as a result, when a saw someone for the first time in many years. yes sony kuzmin imagine guys. in general, today i saw kuzmina for the last time only at the factory, and then we didn’t see each other again, and then hop, it turns out to find her already there, she has a completely different life. she teaches vocals, everything is somehow different there already, and here she came specifically for the concert. it was so sweet. in

in general, this is how the meeting of graduates was true. and mark tishman, mmm, as the most adult, as usual. mark is a thoughtful adult himself. he moved me to tears along with the guys. they made such a powerful gesture. they gave me roses on stage. it was just hmm so cute, because i didn't even realize how much i don't know for them there, i can be around one person or i can't. and when mark came out with this bouquet and presented it, i burst into tears. i'm not very sentimental at all. especially. well when i performance i'm always reinforced concrete, and here i am like this hmm and people gathered in the hall. here are the ones who grew up on the project and supported everything so much. i was so cute soldier, like uh-huh and the factory owners have matured. no, i don't mean age, yes, which years of reckoning. they here are the inner soul state of strong maturation. you know colleagues here is such a thing

that someone is not for me at all. here's how hey was good evening antokha zatsepin is such a fu, but antokha zatsepin, by the way, is the author of a wonderful metaphor called standing in a mental boxing stance, but they say to be internally ready for everything, anton, who was also powerfully shaken by life, anyway, he was the same at the factory. it also seemed to me that he, here he is, is serious, but this man, here he is, such a communard, the capital of the world, power is hooked, but there are people who can clearly see that they have matured internally, or what? here are your feelings when you feel again after this time, and either the portal has moved back and forth or this is already a very transformed story. it's rather a very true story about life, because some people love the reunion. uh-huh i was not on one. it was precisely from those considerations that, after all, the school was the point

that united us all, and then we all went our own ways, but the factory was something completely different. they are really together. it's not like that's a pianist camp or class they've been through. something very important for everyone here and now, and therefore they are not classmates , they are, brothers, sisters, they are a family, therefore this community is theirs, it is held together with a little bit of other cement. that is, you know what an interesting contradictory feeling, c one side. this is the real portal. here in this carefree school past, lord, i still bought magazines, if the factory of famous someone came in with posters from these magazines, they are so cute, but at the same time. this is a very life-affirming story about a real one, therefore, this concert is so precious, which is out of time star factory. uh, at that time it was still about the ratings in the first place, or

romance was also idealism. here we are looking for new names for the meaning of the stars. i think just dreamed, yes, just do it, it always depends on passion. here i will answer you. i think there are produry. just a producer of wheat are romantic are romantic, cynical romantic cynical. you were inside you, what were your feelings? for some reason i'm not with you yes, but why are you with me? and he, because he grew up on your e- transmission, because to erase his age. yes, i meant the team that was inside, of course. and in short, friends, this is true to a large extent about romance and about the experiment on the fact, if only there was cynical calculation, then in their right mind. uh, i don't think uh channel would experiment like that. how to give the audience of the federal channel a piece of reality with elements of a concert, but it was decided to take a chance

and on october 13, as i remember now, 2002, no one came to the casting, no one came. this is a twist, no one came to the casting and it's very funny uh, igor'evich's memoirs. matvienko , you know, says, well, they called me. i decided, yes, that igor igorevich is so modest to participate. this is the first producer. and hmm actually at that moment he already had an established team b. yeah, ivanushka's team well, that is this person who knows how to make a melodic hit knows how to make a legend and so he says. yes, excellent. so i fit in and says kasyang. we say we were looking for people at universities. according to acquaintances, well, somehow, word for word, it seems like they typed, yes, well, startups always start like that. well, who among us has not experienced a similar situation, and then the magic sounds like this on the thirteenth , no one understands anything yet, then for 2 weeks people on the federal channel watch reality shows and

thinks, why is it sorry? i don't cry- and why are some young people unknown to me being shown talking to each other about something and preparing food and rehearsing some songs. and here are two weeks of this calm. and then suddenly, how it flooded, because these friday concerts began to be repeated regularly, she came to us. lord patricia kaas, in general, it became powerful, and then it turned out that these yesterday's guys, whom no one knew and suddenly they sing with the stars of the first magnitude pain. there, the stars also did not really understand that in general comes from thought. why should i drink? and who is this person? and why should i be with him on channel one? you are still my song, which is my song, but the straits themselves understood that this is how it works, that you have already reached a certain level. but if you want to stay on your e, pedestal and keep this palma championship and in general , at least stay in the industry. you must be flexible enough to allow the young energy to touch your

great creativity. it's called win-win all winnings, respectively. here you are for some miserable 3 months. well, three , two and a half, and the olympic 25, or something, a thousand people tickets were sold in less than a day. as far as i remember these are the numbers. well, that is, somewhere. all of a sudden it is, that's the magic of television at that time with its all coverage. just everything and when we suddenly saw that here, however, it works, it became clear that the factory should continue further, because the potential is in people who want to become famous and show their talent. this is a huge number of such ambitious in the good sense of the word artists. this is exactly what was needed, including in our country at that time in the 2000s, and it’s like a social elevator that really worked, because when the idea

of ​​​​discovering someone’s talent is behind the project , passion immediately appears on this passion very a lot of things are being built, the viewer begins to identify you with the guys, because in the same archetypically all the same roles, teacher, student, guys, study at school come to them. uh, accomplished artists, there is romance, immediately the viewer is drawn to him it becomes interesting, therefore, at that time, this combo, well, it was just unique elements of reality plus creativity plus music and you are already starting to care for these children, like relatives, like neighbors for the beginning of the 21st century for zero star factory - it was a talent show , which, without exaggeration, rewrote the history of television as a whole , because these are 7 seasons of producers who were the best at that time in the industry, who, uh, made such a factory for making dreams come true, because people always wanted to. always wanted your talent

always wanted to show themselves some kind of springboard in order to fulfill their dream. and as it turned out, the dream to become famous is a powerful engine that runs a lot of cool content. uh, there i don't know the fairy tale about cinderella. that's all, when the project ended, all its legendaryness, it was not yet realized by anyone. but already after the lapse of time, you suddenly begin to understand that it turns out that this is the very case when the tv set dictates the schedule, that people, that is, in all seriousness, write that there was only one tv in the family and when they showed the reporting concerts of the factory , i agreed with my dad, and there with the whole family. mom and i squeezed everyone out just to watch this concert, someone was skipping school, because the diaries of the star factory were on and people were talking. what tricks they went to, how they ran away from school together to look at these diaries. this is a creative industry podcast, and we continue our conversation with yana churikova here, uh, there was a moment

of the broken window of the verton, here it is, what exactly this project began to push apart here these boundaries, allowed on television to look into private life to show. it is publicly broadcast widely. well, what later became a stream for him, in principle, the moment of peeping, which formed the basis of these movements, but for some time it had such significant weight. how many reality shows were launched subsequently by the factory and the element of reality. he was still auxiliary, of course, it was absolutely clear that if romance arises at the factory, no one has ever directed it. that is, it was absolute and i sometimes ask, i say, guys, what here you pulled, damn kissing as a result. all of them had young girls outside the perimeter. what are you saying? you don't understand, you don't understand, it's sitting on the perimeter all the way. there you go crazy, there, that's all the roof goes, i say. okay, ok. but there were pure light feelings. yeah, wonderful

romeo and juliet of the sixth factory yulechka kolosenko, seed borodin well, bunnies, and when did they understand what it was like, how they felt? senya, like a gentleman, tried somehow to protect yulia on the one hand from excessive peeping on the other. there's a camera everywhere it was so cute, he's just like that. oh, well, again, there is a line, a line of that very personal. where you don't want to let anyone in even with a camera. even though you subscribed to this reality show, narcissist kid is in the second factory. he was so surprised at what a samovar was to him, the guys explained this samovar. here. uh, here here, a completely different person in 2018. it was a moment of some kind of cruz cultural interaction, guys. there was a lot of everything and a lot, guys, this is also already does not hide, shared, like fires, that is, psychology works there, and

now reality is a catalyst for human value, getting into this concentrated environment. you show your true human nature. this is where you start to hustle. he immediately everything is clear with you or you remain a man there. for me, this has always been very important , including at the factory, because it is still real, like, what percentage of people manage to remain human? from the point of view of the factory, 50 percent did well, and you would go. now, if you felt in yourself, here you are, from the balcony, you can’t, it seems, how to look, well, time has passed, and you would begin to compete. i'm curious, it's just your personality. if i wanted to sing, then, of course, i would not have gone. i would trample and run and something. well , of course, broke off at the time. i was such a humble person. it always turned out to me that someone better than me would definitely sing. i would go. if music was my

life, but i sing karaoke well i sing uh-huh but i i may not sing. yeah. that means it's not my path, so i just had my own factory, famous. i just came from the other end. and those who can not sing fell into a factory with us, uh, at the first factory , almost a situation happened right away when a girl is dangerous to the factory, well, at the first factory, no one understood anything, including the manufacturer. and let's be honest, and now the girl decided that no. it's not mine she asked to leave we still can't find her zhanna charukhina closed all her social networks, and still doesn't want go to contact, and then it was very funny that the fate of some participants in the project, which they later tried to be realized in show business, but perhaps something didn’t work out the way they would like, because the guys note a very interesting property, too, that the factory understands how it is a hybrid of a television product and

show business. well, that is, as a television product. it exists for these 3 months that it is on the air and the television staff are doing their job. here they make these diaries and show business concerts trali-vali, but the guys are part of the production centers, for example, the producer saw the artists in action and realized that, well, she probably didn’t quite live up to his expectations, it happens that after the factory the artists have. it blows the roof and then begins ordinary life and then begins for some a period of oblivion. and here is the most interesting. eh, in fact the most interesting factory. it started after the star factory when the guys were already disappearing from our radars and, uh, it's always interesting for me to meet the guys. as soon as you ask. well that a and well, except for those who and so i will point, but these games are the answers to these questions. they are always sad or they are, in principle, you know friends. yes, the fact is that there is

a viewer's perception, for which successful success is polina gagarina. here she is, according to the mass audience. everything is fine. she is the winner of the second factory. and now she is fine too. or timati is the fourth winner. oh no, he is not a winner, just timati is just at the fourth factory, along with a group of gangs. not even in the top three was the winner of the fourth factory, too . she is doing well. this is irina dubtsova to her ears. well, timati was just at the fourth factory. here. there was a gang group, everything is cool, cool. and look, timati is a successful success, the success of hiv, but everyone forgets about such a moment that polina gagarina after the second factory. she did not sign a contract with the producer and the fact that , for example, everything was progressive and growing upwards with yulia savicheva, because she signed it and then she went to eurobest, and then went to eurovision that's it. here she has such a linear story, and polina does not have a lull, then a failure, then a rise, a rise, a rise. i mean, it's different for everyone.

what i mean is that not every time the hero disappeared from the radar, not every time. you can call it unsuccessful. ah, your empathy. yes, you probably had some personal preference, you resolved the conflict . hmm no, not so much, my role was like that. she is moderation between the characters and the viewer. i needed to explain, firstly to the viewer, what was happening, because not always everything was possible 24 hours a day to watch the star house there. and for the fact that the guys, uh, someone there, who fell in love with whom, who was in conflict with whom, we even had fights in the star house, right. hey, come here. oh my god, everything happened to me, ruslan kurik's factory against the novel. barsukova no, there are things that are difficult to broadcast from an ethical point of view, of course, especially on a federal channel, but at some point the factory was broadcast on the internet and there were people

who normally just watched their reality shows. well, there are a bunch of plastov rises. why did this thing eventually become what it became, and there were moments when you disagreed with the producer. we have guys all the time. uh, they tried to somehow take and break the game, yulia mikhalchik, in my opinion, she wanted to go there instead of someone in shameless, or something, and she rushed to the microphone like that and i want to go instead. well, there they were all so already on such katya. for example, i would let yulia leave, why not. if a person wants, but no, then the producer was not allowed to her. but when khvorostyan was escaping to diana on the sixth brushwood factory has already been allowed. i thought to myself. mm. okay kamon why one yes to the other no, but on the other hand. this is a different producer, different realities. no, sometimes, of course, the guys wanted to say so, but on the other hand , the producer is this producer. there, together with the channel, he must determine the vector of what is happening here, but on the other hand.